The Best Rappers Tier List
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- Опубліковано 30 тра 2024
- This is the definitive ranking.
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The best rapper is actually Wu Tang Clan because if you stack them on top of each other they’re easily over 50 feet tall.
Brokhampton tho
@@imadabbou1766 odd future tho
Any ska band tho
big brain shit over here
@@2playusout man, wut
“Rap is like a mountain. It’s mostly black, but white at the top.” - Anthony Fantano
"A mountain is like a rap. But it's mostly a top."
A is top mountain. Like rap mostly a it's.
"A mountain is top, at the rap but it's mostly." - Andrew Fandom
“A mountain is like a rap. Black.” - Billy Eyelash
“Black is like a white. It’s mostly rap, but a mountain at the top” -Atwon Fantwon
lil Wayne being 5'5 is actually a good thing, it shows his honesty. he is not a big Wayne, hes just a little wayne.
Lil'*
What
Right?? Like, at least he is self aware 🤷🏻♂️
I’m BIG Wayne now!
But he’s 5’5 😬😬😬
Skipped to the end without listening to the criteria. Almost had a heart attack.
🤣
yup same
same 🤣
This is why you don't do things like that
Samw
Who else found out about Shaq’s alleged “basketball career” from this vid.
are we taling about big shaq or shaq?
Shaq was the sheriff in my town. I didn't know he was a rapper.
Do we have any proof of the alleged career? I can't find any
Shaq could ball??? yoo tf why did no one tell me
So I've done some digging and found a BuzzFeed article from 1992 about how Shaq's music career has landed him a role as a basketball player in the movie "Good Burger." Antknee might have confused reality with fiction here.
Can't believe you'd rank Lil Wayne at C even though he single handedly ended Mexico's drug crisis by using all the drugs in Mexico
Lmao
Xdd
HAHAHAH WTFFFF
Ah, a fellow Onion viewer I see
That's all good and stuff but you gotta remember he's 5'5
What’s wild about this channel is that when Anthony shitposts, the comment sections can’t warn you b/c the comments have been 99% shitposting for years
Imagine watching this without volume lmao
This is the weirdest comment yet the most entertaining comment I’ve seen so far
That's honestly the funniest thing I've heard all day
Fuck i did and was completely confused till shaq came
Imagine skipping to the end and seeing G-easy and drake in the A tier and Shaq in S tier.
Imagine skipping to the end and just seeing Shaq. And then fantano saying "that is all the rappers"
😂😂
Something told me not to skip to the end
lmfaooooooooooooooooooo
I did skip to the need and saw Kendrick in C and G-eazy in A and I was so fucking confused
imagine thinking he would do this unironically.
Guilty 😔
I was taking it completely seriously until he searched Lil Wayne’s height. It’s annoying that we can’t get a rappers tier list video but we can get an unironic Drake tier list........ 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@@kipdaedricartifact sook you
btw why was he describing sahbabii perfectly when talking about j cole
I got fooled
Kanye is actually the best since his ego is bigger than everything in the world.
Kanye’s ego is it’s own rapper in itself
@@darwindark2561 Hence why he’s clearly the best rapper. It’s like 2 rappers into 1! 🙂
If we talking ego we putting Jaden in S tier
All jokes aside, Anthony does make a good point with this video. It’s ridiculous to expect someone to rank rappers as though there is some easy, simple metric (like height) to compare them. Music is creative, subjective, and open to interpretation.
Unsubscribed.
Feet. $
@alessiobaley1792**Shaq
we’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled.
We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock .... you kno the rest.
Hoodwinked, even.
Im actually pissed off. I wanted this to be real
great use of Anaphroa there.
Outmanoeuvred, i'd say
Should’ve known this was going to be another no-nonsense video. It’s nothing but cold analytical truths here. It’s really okay Melon, you can lighten up sometimes :/
How can you have fun when you’re as busy as Antoine?
@@ytera8130 He is the internet’s busiest music nerd. Busy busy busy is he, always working.
You do realize the whole video is satire right? It’s all a joke.
@@bloodrainghoul3595 its almost like this comment is too
There’s no such thing as a nonsense melon video
This one really felt like a Penguinz0 vid lmao
Almost
yeah but actually entertaining
@@EdenHolder yeah he's gotten quite boring over the years sadly
Anthony ranking rappers off of their skin color isnt really a valid list reasoning
I lost it when Eminem picture was Ellen
Nuh uhn that was Nem Nem
@@startervisions oh yay my bad I thought that was Ellen for a second
Now Eminem definitely is going to record a whole song againts the Melon
That was definitely Eminem, Ellen is slightly shorter
Ecléctico Iconoclasta Eminem is snowflake, either way he could lyrically kill me...
I can’t believe I sat through this willingly
frrr💀💀💀
ok
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The fuq
@@davidpadilla1354 Dora the Explorer forbidden lmao
I think 'greatest' could also imply volume or surface area, it's a bit ignorant to only consider height in that regard
Hang on a second I gotta go value Shaq surface area in km²
@@outmywritemind1739 Rick Ross could have more surface area
@@Tom_Hillman he literally cracked a crater when he landed in Europe
I suspect all that would change on this list is swapping Biggie and Gerald, which you're right would be more slightly accurate.
Then we need a new tier for Big Pun
Thank God he didn't include Tyler here cause that boi is insecure about his height and wants to be 6'3 but sadly he's only 6'2
I could only wonder where Royce Da 5’9” would have placed
Well we both know that he aint no shaq in terms of rap
Top of end of B tier probably, maybe Tupac sort of level
I wonder where Bushwick Bill (of the Geto Boys) would land?
Probably E tier he's like 4'8"
@@jojodoom7303 Or F
Tory Lanez punching the air rn after seeing the list criteria
underated comment
Lol
@Srevilo even better
Punching his booster seat
how he punching the air if he can't reach it
Biggie had to be like 6’4. I met him a couple times in the early 90’s. I’m 6’1 and he was definitely more than an inch taller than I am.
I demand a recount
Meeting B.I.G In Real life?
Thats a Flex and a half
Seriously?!?
cap
you met notorious B.I.G. in real life
platform shoes bro
The picture of Em had me dying
Everyone knows that the best rapper in existence is Viper.
I'd argue DOMD and Hi C
Obviously, he's 6'2 with crazy hops
@@startervisions Hi-C? Really? His jheri curls are kinda too greasy for me.
@@qwertycookinup no not that Hi C...the new guy "hi cee" aka "c boogie"
@@startervisions oh... I don’t think I know that one.
FACT :Travis Scott is actually the best rapper according to Fantano because Travis states that he is the : “HIGHEST IN THE ROOM”, therefore making him the best rapper because he is always the highest in the room.
but he also said “she fills my mind up with ideas” which means that he’s easily influenced by others (not strong willed), F tier imo
@@cdw2468 I don't think it's fair to consider willpower in this discussion you *I D I O T*
If lil uzi vert stands on his money he is 9'10 tho
@@RapCity101 but in reality he is 5'4 so he is F tier
@@gooddickman1561 if shaq can be counted as a rapper. Then lil uzi can stand on his money
Seeing all these rappers be pretty small really gave me a lot of confidence to pursue a rap career
I Actually thought this was a serious list Lol
This is the *HEIGHT* of music criticism.
Bad dum tss
Thanks for bolding and capitalizing the word height I wouldn't have got it otherwise
and the criticism of human height
Nothing will ever be the same...
If i could give u a suggestion edit ur comment and dont bold or capitalize “height”. It makes it kinda corny
S Tier stands for Shaq Tier.
Yes
Shaquille
Shaquille o Neal actually had a decent rap album ngl
@@Man_in_a_Gucci_Suit not rlly, the joke here is that shaq's bars are garbage
Big Shaq?
How to make a non controversial rap tier list 101
this was still pretty controversial due to the like/dislike ratio
@@angadgrewal9324 wdym there's no dislikes on this video
I really do want a J Cole album about Zoology
I lost it at that part hahaha
Zootopia*
Is that joke just totally random or is it a reference to something?
Us: So you're going to make a best rappers of all time tier list, right?
TheNeedleDrop: That is the plan.
The "sonically and *objective* " rapper list
This comment is poetic
I never really understood why Rap God never took off, Shaq put his heart and soul into that song.
Ok
Quite unfortunate, really.
Shaq is objectively the only rapper
Shaq is so S tier he completely knocks everyone else off of the list except for Drake's left ear, which manages to maintain its position in A tier. This is a fair list melon, good work
Damn Anthony, the fact that Royce Da 5'9" isn't on this list is sickening
He is at least on par with Tupac imo
How tall is he tho?
@@bassist516 6' 9"
@@bassist516 I think he's 5'5" idk tho
He listed all the rappers my guy who is this Royce of average stature?
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Facts
straight up
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@@fernanda-yx9vr OK ALASKA
@Loud Pack Guys are really judgemental about looks too, shouldn't be a surprise.
5'9" best height. Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, and Kurt Cobain were all 5 foot 9. Tupac was also 5'9".
And Royce da 5'9"
i wonder where would Royce da 5'9'' be in this tier list 🤔
Damn idk we gotta look up his height I think
“Rap is like a mountain. It’s about getting top.”
- fantano, probably
I knew as soon as he looked up Lil Wayne’s height, this would be a troll video.
He has in his google history a bunch of stuff about rapper height too lol
u should have
@@smartyuno I think those are suggested searches
but it's not a troll video
@@WinterReflections nope he searched that lol
This is actually how Fantano feels, he just disguised it as a joke.
Imagine someone skipping to the end thinking this is a real tier list and seeing a huge picture of shaq
I literally just did that, i was so confused
Anthony, putting Lil Uzi Vert in S tier because when he stands on his money his height turns to 9"10 is sorta cheating.....
Its 6'6 though.
@@mrbounceoffwithdat4420 that pissed me off. You beat me to it lol
@@mrbounceoffwithdat4420 He says he's 9'10 i just forgot what track it's on.
@Mr. Chicken actually it was a little less than a year between the releases. must've made some good investments since that because im pretty sure he did not release much music in the span of those two releases. or he just said a random height, think thats more likely lmao.
@@mrbounceoffwithdat4420 Someone didn't hear Myron.
it’s chaotic how calm and collected he is during this whole thing.
@Casey Mays because he’s taking it so seriously
I’m not sure you know what chaotic means...
@@hifriend494 or u truly dont understand how chaotic works
Thats the opposite of chaotic though....
That's cute look at my comment on this. It's just facts. No feelings....
Imagine skipping to the end only to see shaq
this is the most factual thing he’s ever done
“5’8, man I’m 6’4” - MGK
Anthony finally confirms that Rap Devil was the best diss track of all time.
Underrated comment
I pray they don’t reject Anthony from art school with facial hair like that. Only one step away
You mean the Pizza Hut stash?
@@bifecubano wow your so funny
@@bifecubano this is why you have no friends
@@bifecubano nitpick
And i pray he go join the military after failing art school
the amount of people who didn’t get the joke concerns me
Let’s agree: Melon is 5’2 and is jealous that these rappers are taller than him
This method is surprisingly accurate, just look at tory lanez
Nah
I can't
He so short he can’t even be in a tier
Im dead 🤣
Yeah, he really shot himself in the foot trying to be a rapper while being that short.
me skipping to the end and seeing shaq 🤨
ellen too?
@@weirdfish1216 bro I literally did the same thing
The right way to watch fantano
Y'all wilding over here, where tf is Ellen, that's Eminem
Ya'll know he parodying that shitty list he made about about some time ago, right? The one that had Joe Budden at number 3.
The fact he isn’t cracking up the whole time is impressive
MGK is 6ft4. He's one of the greatest rappers ever.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ratedrenigmalaughing at the truth
I'm sick of the unrealistic body expectations that the media propagates through society. The man told us what we were getting from the beginning. LIL Wayne. Not tall Wayne. Not big Wayne. LIL Wayne.
Dude its a joke
@@remcovissers1349 so is mine. Sarcasm is hard to read online
@@remcovissers1349 oh god you didn’t get it
@@remcovissers1349 how did you not get this joke
@@remcovissers1349 how did u not get it smh
melon really forgot about uzi... he literally stands on his money and his height turns to 9’10” which is legendary tier
Huh?
Um, no? He did all the rappers.
ok
In reality I’m 5’4 stand on my money now I’m 6’6
Its 6'6 not 9'10
Fantano I'll be honest I typically hate your videos but hats off, this is an SS tier troll. Hats off sir
“A mountain is like black. Top is rap and I'm white“
-Smallie Biggs
HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS😭
This is just satire. It's just a joke
breaking bad referance?
Read this in Jesse's voice
Yes he can now stop crying
@@liamdutchstackr4828 😐
ok but this unironically would be pretty nice too Anthony
Omg
No
I think you missed the lesson in this
lol, hes never gonna do it because there is no "best rapper"
What the hell is this? You are wrong in every way. All knowing my ass!
I'm going back to this video 8 months later forgetting that I had already seen it and that it was a meme
this vid made me subscribe. bruh when you said eminem then showed a pic of ellen i almost died. this video is genius and shows the ridiculousness of comparisons.
It must have hurt Melon to even joke place Kendrick in the C tier
ikr he should be in F easily
@@itisi996 idk he's relatively average
Average height, I mean
@@malwre_android1617 I’d say Eminem is average height
@@judestinks hmm
@@itisi996 pam
I really thought he was gonna rate logic and use a picture of himself lmao
This one got me.
Can’t believe he used a picture of MGK for Eminem 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
He using that mgk rap devil logic.
What about Big Shaq? He's literally Shaq, but BIG.
Underrated comment
@@lxrenzxcxsta lorenzo costa *
@@bowskee That's, indeed, my name
@@lxrenzxcxsta lorenzo is a cool name not gonna lie to you
@@bowskee thanks
Anthony Fantano is 6'1" I'd say that lands him in mid-A tier
But so is Cal Chuchesta, but he didn't even make the list. WTF
Cal is 6'2".
So we know who the better rapper is.
Cal 8'5
Ngl I miss the old meme reviews. Seeing what Fantano's sense of humor looks like again made me nostalgic. Nice job melon, keep it up.
Anthony Fantano may not be the best rap head in the world, but he does definitely have the BIGGEST rap head, cop that melon.
He memed his own list before the trolls could.
Imagine your reaction watching this video with no audio
Deaf people triggered
I was watching with no audio. I almost commented about g eazy's placement above kendrick but then I saw shaq and figured it out.
You’d occasionally see height numbers then realize what’s going on.
I mean you can still see what he’s searchin on google lol
"How could I even look up to you? You ain't as tall as me
5'8" and I'm 6'4", seven punches hold your head still" - MGK
“Your beard is weird”- Harry Potter aka Mario
@@amtoj623 “now the baked potato my favourite kind potato” -nemnem aka Thomas the tank engine.
@@sartegsingh8072 “Dilo ka shooter h mera scooter”- Kendrick lamar aka Tarak Mehta
you should of done lil uzi vert, he should of been S tier. If he stands on his money he is 6’6”
I feel like this is going to get recommended to so many people just based on the title and this will be their first interaction with Anthony.
Rip thatistheplan
I feel like the height thing might be a coverup for Melon's actual opinion.😂
ok
I lowkey wanted this to be a serious list
Lol imagine the outrage
What? this is no joke.
same but also i know the hate he’d get for that would be astonishing
OMG Ellen Mathers.....I am dying.
Man i got catfished by the title.
”If i would rank Fantano on a tier list of music critics than imma have to google Fantanos hair length, and as you can see we have a problem here”
Myke C Town will be S tier then - JPEGMAFIA, somewhere
Mustache length counts
@@dickrichards8983 discount that, no
ok
imagine this being the first video someone sees of this guy💀
Imagine if he put Royce on this list and had google his height
dummy dummy
5’9
Thanks - I was able to learn a lot about this style from your analysis and how high these guys all are.
Subscribed.
Surprised you haven't done this until now.
Edit: Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness... and crushed it! Crushed it into little, tiny, bite-size pieces.
Did you actually think he was gonna do it?
You're welcome.
@@johnwerner69 yes.
I swear, if Anthony Kiedis isn't S tier, I'll sue
Lol
It’s best rapper, not best raper.
@@bioof4 i didn’t like my comment but now that you mention it I might as well.
He’s not a rapper
@@oddballreviews He raps
I never realized how short so many rappers are
Idk how he stayed serious throughout the whole video doing this man 😂😂
i can't believe i voluntarily sat through this melon trolling his way for 14 minutes and loved it
Joe budden in S tier is a hot take Anthony
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no UA-camr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear ni
LMAO
What's his height though?
@@PoPMichalpl9 Definitely A tier.
@@realBarronTrump it stands for hard noSed vet
Basing off skill ❌ basing off height ✅
Hell yeah
I don't understand why Tacko Fall decided to play basketball, with his height he could've been a great rapper.
If Yao Ming rapped, I have a feeling he’d be the best
Obviously
Somebody please hack his laptop or sth.
*Me seeing the video in my notifications:* okay this is a joke
*Seeing him pull out lil wayne:* oh dang nvm this is for real
*Ranks him on his height:* okay I guess I should have seen that coming
How are you gonna judge a man named Lil' by his height
A lot of people don’t realize that Mr. Fantano doesn’t necessarily experience time in a linear fashion like the rest of us. He has the power to manipulate throughout time the apotheotical processes of all these rappers to fit his tier list. How did he do this? Why would such a powerful being require this guise? I don’t know.
All these things literally sound like things the people say in the “melon you can’t...” comments
Exacly
Maybe he’s trying to kill those comments once and for all
Why do you think Waynes first name is “Lil”?
cause he was a baby when his mum named him
Short for Lil'kim
I hope someone takes this seriously
Cmon guys, we all know lil Wayne is 6 foot 7 foot