Yeah, they kinda screwed themselves didn't they? Maybe it was biological warfare to get rid of the other elephant-like species, because they could never defeat them in a pitched battle?
It could also be an achronistic reincarnation of He. Perhaps He is the player of a video game (that video game being the StarvHarv cinematic universe) and this video is His playthrough of the Ancient time part of the game. (That may seem far-fetched, but considering the nonsensical things that happen in this universe as well as the sentence “He has played this game twice [paraphrased]” in the Cold War video, it’s not entirely implausible.)
Wow, we now have some more IT lore! - IT was discovered in East Timor of Australia at the age of 42. - IT is widely used in British Columbia to make rice and cheese. - IT's food. - IT appeared in the third century. The origin of agriculture in Southern Mexico. - IT became an important food in Central America and contributed to the development of agriculture and nutrition in the region.
He gets rebooted, dies, and time travels so often it makes me think He is just a comicbook hero that accidentally wound up in our normal universe, and we’re too scared to reveal we can’t do all that stuff either
He started his career as a farmer, fought gods, established a kingdom in Mesopotamia, founded the Indo-European language family, turned 165 years old in 160,000 BC, was a celebrity for almost 40 years by 1940 and even became the name of a year (at 12:32 in the video).
@@acksawblackthe Sahara desert actually was wet and covered in vegetation until somewhere between 6000 and 5000 BC, only recently did it become a desert
@@SR-lm1jx Yes my point is that the original commenter made it sound like the weird translation created a fact by chance. When as you say the green sahara is a known scientific concept that is on the wikipedia page. Like the framing doesn't make sense, it is a correct fact because its a correct translation.
1:01 is actually true, the Sahara desert was mostly fertile grasslands until shifts in the Earth's axis around 6000 years ago caused it to become the vast desert we know today
Yeah, I thought Harv might not have known this, but that was a real event. The "Minoan bomb" was also hilarious because it was a real volcano explosion, so fairly accurate as well.
9:29 I'm guessing the "lactase therapy" is based on the fact the original Proto Indo-European speakers are responsible for spreading the genes for lactose tolerance. But we now know that it was HE who did this!
I love how in this series, tourism is a consistently recurring factor in Indian history. (Also could you please do a badly translated video on Russian history or the American Civil War next?)
If you want the real explanation for the "Computer version of a Sneeze". It's called "mojibake" or "krakozyabry" and it comes from a computer misinterpreting text written in one encoding as another.
They were sealed in the Underground after their battle with humanity, hence their disappearance from history thereafter. (And yes, this is referencing Undertale lore.)
15:50 the original is "Defeat of Gordian III (238-244), Philip the Arab (244-249), and Emperor Valerian (253-260) ..." I can see how it became God III and Saudi Philippines
As usual, I found this quite a funny video! Now, I have "learned" that He was already 125 years old in 160,000 BC, it took until 1943-1945 (late in World War II) for coriander to arrive in Europe, my countrymen (4:28) saw "wolves, children's voices and monsters", Denmark is split in two parts (8:08) with one in North America (Greenland?), Iran's first Islamic regime already rose in 3200 BC (9:42), China had a "sun queen" in 1600 BC (11:14), the Buddha _didn't_ found Buddhism (11:37), Peru was fighting Greece, and more! Thanks for the video!
I'm sorry, but 24,000 BC is nowhere near the time of Ancient Greece even. And further yet from Rome. Given the time and mention of "Ancient Eurasia" I am almost certain it is talking about venus figurines (retroactively named after the Roman goddess of love). There are quite a few notable ones in and around my country (Czechia), mainly the Venus of Dolní Věstonice.
@@埊 Good question and one that I unfortunately cannot answer with certainty. I mean, making art is a historically omnipresent thing. From cave paintings to statues in ancient Greece. I guess that is one of those human things, wanting to express ourselves through various forms of art.
16:46 I know that sound effect anywhere, that is the sound effect from a game called Rise of Nations for when you finish a religious upgrade from the temple building
The fact that HE founded a Kingdom in Mesopotamia is interesting, since we don't actually know who founded some of the kingdoms there imo Actual place in history for him
*HE* timestamps: 0:28 His age is 125 years. 2:54 He has been a celebrity for almost 40 years. 3:49 His son returned to help the Americans. 5:58 He started his career as a farmer. 7:59 He established a kingdom in Mesopotamia. 9:23 He founded the Indo-European language family. 12:30 He: Germany's presence in the non-wave desert region of Libya's Pesan region is growing. 15:50 He defeated God III, the Saudi Philippines, and Emperor Valerian.
some nice humanity lore in this one by the way time travel confirmed bc elephants made humans relatively late - in 180 AD. clearly HE, being the best engineer in the universe, invented time travel. and used it abundantly
@@John-v5m this scenario is kinda horrifying. elephants looked at the whole ass mess of human history up to 180 AD and thought "yeah let's make even more of these, obviously the world is not chaotic enough just yet" lmao damn elephants
@@alinas.6807 in the future video which also mentioned HE being the best engineer the universe, didn’t the stars or black holes hang out with elephants?… it seems Elephants are some super pantheon level creatures, rivaling HE🤔🤨
@@kwamesmith3214 I mean... Those might be the same elephants holding up the Earth in, I believe, Hindu myths. That would make as much sense as anything else haha
The two brothers killing emperors gave me an idea for a story: what if Remus and Romulus lived as immortal demigods without anyone knowing and killed any emperor that pissed them off?
So the humans whipped out the elephants who created them and ruled the world. So is that why they left the ones in Africa alive, because it’s the only place where humans have a hard time adapting to, or possibly the elephants who created them are immune to the same diseases as their creations?
He: Defeated God III, the Saudi Phillippines and Emperor Valerian Has a son that returned to help the Americans. Established a kingdom in Mesopotamia (He is Gilgamesh??) Started his career as a farmer 125 years old in 160125 BC Founded the damn Indo-European language family (leading to the development and introduction of lactase therapy in Europe, lol) Is a measurement of time ig (12:30) Killed 350 emperors the second time by himself, and his brother (maybe?) Was a celebrity since 1900 (for 40 years in 1940) He is powerful.
13:43 Uzbekistan mentioned: 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥 A second after: 😭🫡🪦🇺🇿 RIP Uzbekistan, you may have left the face of the earth, but you shall live in the hearts of Uzbeks for eternity
I legit couldn't hold my phone in my hand and was gasping for air for most of this because of how much I was laughing. Now my phone is cracked and I feel like I could've literally died from laughter. Thanks
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"24 years old. The pain continues."
Too relatable.
It only continues
notes from the underground reference
i can't believe he is not allowed to play with legos
He would be too powerful if had the power of the legos only limited by his imagination
HOLY SHIT! WALLACE SAID THE L WORD AND CAUSED HIM TO NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY WITH LEGOS!!
Not since the incident
He is too old perhaps?
@@Greenpickles987 that's exactly what i meant
"24 years old the pain continues"
I am so happy to be featured in a StarvHarv video
Dont worry it doesnt get much better
Same
At 25 you realize it's the same shit
At age 30, it's still the same crap only your body aches more now
I can't believe Wallace said the L word! He must do something about this!
"More Lancashire, Gromit?"
Cancel him!
#CANCELWALLACE
I can never look at him the same way agian
It is I, L. Wallace (for real though)! Can’t believe that!
"He" fights gods
It's about fuckin time he faced a worthy opponent.
Yes
dude. are you serious? just how could some god even hurt Him in any way?
@@insetfurball5572yea, u right, u right. Bros like Omni-Man in comparison to them.
He is God the other 3 were just phonies
@@insetfurball5572 using uno reverse
cant believe he fought gods but not allowed to use legos
Aren't Lego ment for ages 5 to 99? And he is (at least) 125 so he's to old for Lego
If HE had access to Legos, he'd would've far too-overpowered, even in comparison to how HE usually is.
Let's just see what HE will do next
I can't find the mention of legos in video, could anyone write a timestamp?
@@azkanat6830 the joke is that HE is 125 years old, but legos say ages 5-99 on the front
MASSIVE shoutout to elephants for creating us 😔😔🙏🙏
nah it's yakub
@@definitelynotaskinwalker True but who created Yakub and the ebinoids?
That's right. Elephants.
It was the elephants all along!@@VintageJunior
@@VintageJuniorGuess they regret creating us due to having a thing for their tusks.
Yeah, they kinda screwed themselves didn't they? Maybe it was biological warfare to get rid of the other elephant-like species, because they could never defeat them in a pitched battle?
cancel Wallace immediately
He didn't have to say the L word
Yeah, is so unbelievably rude to even think about saying ‘ligma’- I mean, the L word.
He said the HARD L
The nerve of wallace
Bro DID NOT have the L-word Pass!
The first birth of He: 160,125 BC.
The first we know of
It could also be an achronistic reincarnation of He. Perhaps He is the player of a video game (that video game being the StarvHarv cinematic universe) and this video is His playthrough of the Ancient time part of the game. (That may seem far-fetched, but considering the nonsensical things that happen in this universe as well as the sentence “He has played this game twice [paraphrased]” in the Cold War video, it’s not entirely implausible.)
@@magma2839 he reincarnates
I am Him
@@limehawk4989 As you are me as we are all together. See hoe they run like pigs from a gun.
I cannot believe that Wallace used the L word
deserved to be cancelled
Wow, we now have some more IT lore!
- IT was discovered in East Timor of Australia at the age of 42.
- IT is widely used in British Columbia to make rice and cheese.
- IT's food.
- IT appeared in the third century. The origin of agriculture in Southern Mexico.
- IT became an important food in Central America and contributed to the development of agriculture and nutrition in the region.
So, IT is rice
I think that’s just the narrator describing any particular object by using that word, but maybe not.
It is found in the communist language
Cambodia lore too...
It also contributed to the Burning of Egypt...
It doesn't surprise me that HE exists for more than 160000 years. After everything that happened in other videos HE already seems like he's invincible
Christ if he was cooler (resurrecting more than once).
He is also part of time itself.
That's where you're wrong, @@gamesandglory1648. He IS time itself
He is clearly Big E
Well that's just one of his respawns.
He gets rebooted, dies, and time travels so often it makes me think He is just a comicbook hero that accidentally wound up in our normal universe, and we’re too scared to reveal we can’t do all that stuff either
Our world is a simulation and HE is the player.
He-man
@@ceiling_cat. No, He is beyond all of our understanding
@@Boris_Belomor It's already been confirmed that HE played this game twice.
We need an updated video about He Lore, because it has grown significantly in the past few months!
He invented Indo-European languages.
We really need this
This is the godhood arc, where it explains how He was getting that powerful. After defeating like the God family, His powers grew exponentially.
He was the original Highlander.
He really went kratos mode
Until his bike fell into the river. He really fell off after that.
expoDENTually
@@CurrentlyDuck1with all due respect, becoming the most skilled engineer in the world doesn't sound like falling off to me.
I like the way that Persia became Peru for some reason
same with cuba lol
plot twist: peru is just short for persia and we never knew
I’m not surprised HE defeated God, after all, HE has played this game twice.
After finishing the Cold War level, He has played the campaign of the Ancient History DLC.
Not God, but God III.
He's either a decedent or the reincarnation of Jacob
@@kagemushashien8394 I get that reference! 😂
12:30 HE is so legendary that he gets an entire date named after him, now that’s awesome!
9/11 more like HE/11
8:32 - if anybody's curious, it translates to:
"s I am dansih man
I love firetuck
And mosterfruckg"
No idea what those words mean, but here you go
Let the drunk Danish man enjoy his firetruck
😂 Probably:
I am a Danish man. I love fire trucks and monster trucks.
Probably referring to the "walter" comment that was a meme a while back.
"SIAM" DANSIH MAN????
🇹🇭🇩🇰🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@AcreGeneral Never realised, Cambodia is trying their best to be involved again 😂
He introduced lactase therapy tho
He? Lactase? Hold on man
Elephants inventing jerma is now confirmed jerma lore
3:09 Long ago, two races ruled over earth *HUMANS* and *MONSTERS*
Etc, etc, (I am too tired to continue the Undertale into)
but that all changed when the Fire nation attacked.
I think Wallace using the *"L"* word was the beginning of the end of the Neanderthals.
He started his career as a farmer, fought gods, established a kingdom in Mesopotamia, founded the Indo-European language family, turned 165 years old in 160,000 BC, was a celebrity for almost 40 years by 1940 and even became the name of a year (at 12:32 in the video).
The Yankees seem to have the same problem as Don Quixote, seeing monsters in inanimate objects
saying don quixote even if its the book version will alert the whole project moon fandom i think you should start running
@@orangesillyofficial Too late.
LIMBUS COMPANY!!!!!!!!!
@@funninoriginal6054 ⚠ You have alerted the horde
Sancho, I have conceived an idea most ingenious...
He Lore has returned!
"The sahara desert is moist and fertile" might... Actually be correct, honestly. Evidence suggests the area underwent rapid desertification
Rapid desertification is of course not to be confused with rapid dessertification, which is when something is quickly loaded up with sugary goodness.
@@Blue-Maned_Hawki could use some rapid dessertification of the ingredients in my pantry right about now
Yes thats what it translated from the wikipedia? What are you implying with this comment lol
@@acksawblackthe Sahara desert actually was wet and covered in vegetation until somewhere between 6000 and 5000 BC, only recently did it become a desert
@@SR-lm1jx Yes my point is that the original commenter made it sound like the weird translation created a fact by chance. When as you say the green sahara is a known scientific concept that is on the wikipedia page. Like the framing doesn't make sense, it is a correct fact because its a correct translation.
I forgot how much of a role the USA had in ancient history. Really, an often overlooked aspect of our species' history.
This really proves how 'I' is immortal if he was around during the ice age
His name is Justin, Matt
1:01 is actually true, the Sahara desert was mostly fertile grasslands until shifts in the Earth's axis around 6000 years ago caused it to become the vast desert we know today
Yeah, I thought Harv might not have known this, but that was a real event. The "Minoan bomb" was also hilarious because it was a real volcano explosion, so fairly accurate as well.
That and the Toba eruption translation which wasn't all that far off lowkey surprised me.
Cambodia's going to need it's own lore video if this keeps up.
9:29 I'm guessing the "lactase therapy" is based on the fact the original Proto Indo-European speakers are responsible for spreading the genes for lactose tolerance. But we now know that it was HE who did this!
I loved it when StarvHarv said “It’s *HE* lore time” and dropped new *HE* lore all over the place
I love how in this series, tourism is a consistently recurring factor in Indian history.
(Also could you please do a badly translated video on Russian history or the American Civil War next?)
He: Defeats God III
Saudi Philipines: **nervous sweating**
If you want the real explanation for the "Computer version of a Sneeze". It's called "mojibake" or "krakozyabry" and it comes from a computer misinterpreting text written in one encoding as another.
Likely tamil in this case
There are a lot more monsters than I thought there'd be in ancient human history...
They were sealed in the Underground after their battle with humanity, hence their disappearance from history thereafter. (And yes, this is referencing Undertale lore.)
As a Canadian, I can confirm King Saxiya was our proud ruler for quite some time
3:05 A long time ago, two races ruled over Earth : HUMANS and MONSTERS.
One day, war broke out between the two races.
After a long battle, the humans were victorious.
@@ScxrpMusic They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell.
@@John-v5m Many years later...
@@mikeponyforce780 Mount Ebbitt
201X
15:46 I feel so honoured to have my province featured!
Its all just wheat fields and grain elevators in the middle of absolutely nowhere
"offshore hydroelectic dams"
“If the dam is IN the water, it will generate even more electricity!”
Genius!
15:50 the original is "Defeat of Gordian III (238-244), Philip the Arab (244-249), and Emperor Valerian (253-260) ..."
I can see how it became God III and Saudi Philippines
As usual, I found this quite a funny video! Now, I have "learned" that He was already 125 years old in 160,000 BC, it took until 1943-1945 (late in World War II) for coriander to arrive in Europe, my countrymen (4:28) saw "wolves, children's voices and monsters", Denmark is split in two parts (8:08) with one in North America (Greenland?), Iran's first Islamic regime already rose in 3200 BC (9:42), China had a "sun queen" in 1600 BC (11:14), the Buddha _didn't_ found Buddhism (11:37), Peru was fighting Greece, and more!
Thanks for the video!
love the random Saskatchewan lore that's been popping up. so much about my province I was unaware of
3:04 Undertale Alternate Universe
15:16 Okay, this modded EU4 play through has gone on long enough
3:55 I'm guessing it might be trying to talk about a venus figurine
they meant venus/aphrodite the goddess not the planet
I'm sorry, but 24,000 BC is nowhere near the time of Ancient Greece even. And further yet from Rome. Given the time and mention of "Ancient Eurasia" I am almost certain it is talking about venus figurines (retroactively named after the Roman goddess of love). There are quite a few notable ones in and around my country (Czechia), mainly the Venus of Dolní Věstonice.
@@PersephoneWise i wonder y theydd create them
@@埊 Good question and one that I unfortunately cannot answer with certainty. I mean, making art is a historically omnipresent thing. From cave paintings to statues in ancient Greece. I guess that is one of those human things, wanting to express ourselves through various forms of art.
@@埊
It's very likely to be prehistoric porn.
3:02 I absoloutely love how the year got translated into "Round 35:"
3:03 I like how the translation unintentionally references Undertale
15:14 Cambodia always finds a way.
12:59 That's obviously just what the Tamil script looked like back then.
do NOT say the L word
Lemon
you mean llama?
"lame"
Lollipop
"Loser"?
I love it when StarvHarv fills me up with his ancient hisorical jargon. Also He is quite ripe.
"You're not him."
He: ...
16:46 I know that sound effect anywhere, that is the sound effect from a game called Rise of Nations for when you finish a religious upgrade from the temple building
15:30 perhaps related to the Good Elephant from Backstroke of the West?
love how some of the years were actually translated, bring back the year of round 35
4:52: I think Vincente the Buffalo should appear more in this series
You're a real one for using the Ashurbanipal theme from CIV 5, it takes me back to the good old days.
Bruh I'm still playing Civ 4 sometimes xd I don't like the sequels
The fact that HE founded a Kingdom in Mesopotamia is interesting, since we don't actually know who founded some of the kingdoms there imo
Actual place in history for him
@@sharkeatingleeks4042 Could it be that He is Gilgamesh?
7:58 WTF, HE is Gilgamesh? It explains everything.
He is a version of Gilgamesh who managed to gain immortality, allowing him to live until today.
@@Suspressable from previous episodes we know that he is not immotral, but can reincarnate.
3:04 missed opportunity to make an undertale reference
3:05
IS THAT
IS THAT AN UNDERTALE REFRENCE?!
*HE* timestamps:
0:28 His age is 125 years.
2:54 He has been a celebrity for almost 40 years.
3:49 His son returned to help the Americans.
5:58 He started his career as a farmer.
7:59 He established a kingdom in Mesopotamia.
9:23 He founded the Indo-European language family.
12:30 He: Germany's presence in the non-wave desert region of Libya's Pesan region is growing.
15:50 He defeated God III, the Saudi Philippines, and Emperor Valerian.
I have no words to explain how much i love those videos, please keep making them!!!
Your videos are always so well edited. I swear they wouldn't be half as funny if it weren't for your absolutely phenomenal editing.
These days, it's hard to tell who you can trust. I'm so glad a channel like this exists that gives accurate and reliable accounts of history.
14:12 1922 incident Mussolini Accidentally Divided Italy into four states
Missed the opportunity to include ancient information from Mars and Venus.
3:02 when they said "long ago" at the start of undertale, i didn't think they meant ROUND 35 old!
some nice humanity lore in this one
by the way time travel confirmed bc elephants made humans relatively late - in 180 AD. clearly HE, being the best engineer in the universe, invented time travel. and used it abundantly
It’s also possible that the elephants made a second batch of humans after the initial genesis of the human race.
@@John-v5m this scenario is kinda horrifying. elephants looked at the whole ass mess of human history up to 180 AD and thought "yeah let's make even more of these, obviously the world is not chaotic enough just yet" lmao
damn elephants
@@alinas.6807 in the future video which also mentioned HE being the best engineer the universe, didn’t the stars or black holes hang out with elephants?… it seems Elephants are some super pantheon level creatures, rivaling HE🤔🤨
@@kwamesmith3214 I mean... Those might be the same elephants holding up the Earth in, I believe, Hindu myths. That would make as much sense as anything else haha
@@alinas.6807Chad Elephants
The editing and delivery on these lines is so golden 😂
15:30 well it never said anyone before was a human, did it?
King Tsar Kofu King Gisar (ft. Horn of Africa) 's songs in the album Egypt were absolute bangers 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I love how Greece end Peru fought centuries in the lore.
The two brothers killing emperors gave me an idea for a story: what if Remus and Romulus lived as immortal demigods without anyone knowing and killed any emperor that pissed them off?
“Battle between humans and monsters”
Long ago, two races ruled over earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS…
13:13 as a Georgian this makes sense
I can’t believe that he is now just the concept of time itself
He has leveled up enough to become one with time.
I can believe it
8:10 Ah yes, the famed Danish-Yeniseian language family
This channel is so underrated, why tf it doesn’t have 1mln gold play button 😭😭😭😭
The Chrono Trigger sound track is so fitting for this series
1:14 "Nah I'd win"
YOU'RE THE BEST.
15:34 Obviously elephants
So the humans whipped out the elephants who created them and ruled the world. So is that why they left the ones in Africa alive, because it’s the only place where humans have a hard time adapting to, or possibly the elephants who created them are immune to the same diseases as their creations?
Man, I'm glad I was not around when the Earth collided with the Sun 😅
2:47 that “Ok” translates to “Any joke I make here will get me banned” XD
11:38 the return of the Buddha
also cambodia and HE
The buddha
The Buddha
*Gong*
He:
Defeated God III, the Saudi Phillippines and Emperor Valerian
Has a son that returned to help the Americans.
Established a kingdom in Mesopotamia (He is Gilgamesh??)
Started his career as a farmer
125 years old in 160125 BC
Founded the damn Indo-European language family (leading to the development and introduction of lactase therapy in Europe, lol)
Is a measurement of time ig (12:30)
Killed 350 emperors the second time by himself, and his brother (maybe?)
Was a celebrity since 1900 (for 40 years in 1940)
He is powerful.
13:43
Uzbekistan mentioned: 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
A second after: 😭🫡🪦🇺🇿
RIP Uzbekistan, you may have left the face of the earth, but you shall live in the hearts of Uzbeks for eternity
O7
@@John-v5m wdym?
@@ninjaanimationstudio5876 I’m giving salutes in memory of the late Uzekistan.
@@John-v5m Oh GG bro
Always nice to hear about it.
I think we've just found HE's origin story.
Let's be real, we need a Google Translate vs He rap battle.
14:14 South Italy Incident: Naples Started To Fail
Sardinia Was Annxed By France
Sicily Was Independent
And Whats Left In Naples Republic
Damm it Damian indus, this is the second time you collapsed Indian tourism, you had one job
Thus, seals spread throughout Eurasia.
And thus, is how the 秦始皇帝 got the divine idea to make himself a seal.
I legit couldn't hold my phone in my hand and was gasping for air for most of this because of how much I was laughing. Now my phone is cracked and I feel like I could've literally died from laughter.
Thanks
Requesting a timeline of Cambodian History
Nice paradox music and sound effects! Good video keep it on
3:04 I can't believe Ancient history Wikipedia page also covers Undertale lore!
FINALLY SUM GOURMET SHEET FROM THIS CHANNEL AGAIN❤
Welcome back to Translation Feud, with your host Starve Harvey
I'm glad to see that you're getting some recognition