Badly Translated British History
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
- I translated Wikipedia's timeline of British through languages with terrible translation quality, this was the result.
MUSIC:
England Ambient Lovely Joan - Civilization 6
The Banquet - CK3
Alba - EU4: Rule Britannia
British Governor / British Town - Sid Meier's Pirates
England 1850 - Victoria 3
Victoria / Churchill - Civilization 4
God Save the King/Queen/Whoever - Real Life
Cam on England scor sum goals
I love the implication that the only reason Britain got as powerful as it did is essentially because Julius Caesar got really fucking lost trying to find Vietnam.
the Columbus of their times
Rome-Britain vs Han fighting for what is now Northern Vietnamese territory would've been a spectacle
It also implies that Julius Caesar was the first Romanian in history (cringe)
@@ajschannel162 Hungarian Propaganda
@@rivvabear9748Fr
I feel sad about IT. Just imagine, you're declaring yourself as a superpower, and everybody jsut ignores that fact for 1700 years, until you die. What a desperate fate...
I'd argue it continued to operate from the shadows, plaguing Him with inability to realize His true potential. Once It died, He became godlike in the Cold War (and subsequently took a back seat as ruler of Azawad)
Maybe this is prequel to IT after their “death” IT went to derry Maine
привет
my great grandfather was in a coffee shop with IT in 1965.
He was quite a nice dude but sadly he went in a boxing match with HE and IT died after 260 days of fighting around Kent (Vietnam)
но аха
It: (exists)
He: "Finally! A worthy opponent!"
It Prequel Leak
Our battle will be legendary!
That is why IT is dead.
Damnit. Spoiler
@@EndermanInASuit7 I believe IT is still out there hiding
it’s canon: in Translated history, kings can revive themselves
Also they are apparently transgender and liked to be addressed as queen.
They also have to wait quite a while (several centuries) to actually ascend to the throne
"The King is dead, long live The King!" taken literally.
He.
She.
It.
Them.
There is so much lore now.
Wait there is them lore? When?
Don't forget Me lore
Why does everybody forget about I
You lore
Pronoun lore
I think "It" might be the reason behind why there's no history in Britain for centuries after.
He got to make a part 2 for those 700 years.
This man is finding the hidden lore IT wanted to hide
I imagine “It” ruling Britain as if it were the North Korea of antiquity. If it were ruled by Cthullu.
And whatever happened at 8:47
Don't forget 12:58.
2:11 HIS greatest enemy - IT.
HE went to Britain to destroy IT
Also , he was married to her for centuries.
How can IT even lose power for being such an important food in South America whilst having an area of 20 km²?
Hello Georgie
祂之最大的敌人：它。
4 minutes in we already have IT lore, SHE becoming the king of England, and a HE Scottish she/him son reveal, wild
tuesday in my friend group
fate/stay night was right!
Don't forget the THEM lore
Suggestion: Ancient Egypt badly translated, would be so epic knowing how he at some point became pharaoh and then became a monotheist.
Wouldn't be surprised if She appeared late in it.
Vietnam lore right off the bat
Vietnam is involved in everything these days
Can’t wait for He’s escapades in African, Russian, Spanish, French, and Scandinavian history.
Yeah I’m really hoping that StarvHarv covers Russian history next.
*his
Or German
@@qoombert He is He's name, not a pronoun.
@@Thete Actually, He's name is Bulgarian. We learned that much in a previous video. Whether his name is just the word "Bulgarian" or if it's a Bulgarian name, we don't know yet.
10:39 SLOVAKIA MENTIONED OMG, GUYS WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FIRST STEEL BRIDGE!!!! SLOVAKIA MAKING MOVES
@@donttalktome2316
The first Steel™* Bridge.
*Steel is a trademarked name; the bridge is actually made of iron.
STEEL BRIDGE NAD TATROU SA BLYSKAAAAA
SLOVENSKOOOOO
15:45 Camilla is the whole country
I feel like “He” is the Emperor of Man or something.
It will explain a lot
和皇帝陛下万岁！
Long Live The Emperor He/Harmony!
The emperor protects!
Had he fought any dragons yet? Or went to mars?
I always thought of He as just the epitome of masculenity and the indomitable human spirit.
Some gems here. Love the "not quite's".
Bannockburn, Agincourt, and Waterloo as Penang Burgoon, Arkansas, and Water.
Henry Bolingbroke as Brooks, and Ramsay MacDonald as Ramsamat.
Parliament was also lucky they didn't have to face the raw cunning of Guy Fox too.
@@jimb9063
Also literally Dr. Jon Snow (not John Snow) which StarvHarv seemed to have missed.
Brooks, the guy who gave birth to the throne.
12:57 bros becoming Matt Rose
Skullemoji 💀
Skullemojiii💀
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION !!!!!
*youy’re
💀
4:30 “Guilty of peace crimes” is gold!
"Fun times rhymes with war crimes" - Old Man Reacts.
0:37 Clare lore
ALSO RARE IT LORE!!
AND THEM LORE!
5:43 Rare YE lore!
RARE THE VIRUS LORE!!!
There is an Irish county called Clare 🟦🟨
Britain and Uzbekistan being involved explains why Uzbekistan is one of the countries Britain hasn’t invaded at least
13:12 This refers to the LNER Class A4 4468 Mallard breaking the speed record for steam locomotives, which still stands today
There was a prior reference to Class A3 (formerly A1) 4472 _Flying Scotsman_ being documented as reaching 100 miles per hour (161 kilometers per hour), which would make it the first of discounting prior claims from both British (in the form of the _City of Truro’s_ claim) and American (NYCHR 999 among others) locomotives.
I'm so glad other people noticed these, I feel less like a massive nerd now.
I think I figured it out:
-Time got destroyed, which caused these messed up events
-He and She are the anti-heroes of the new destroyed timeline
-Justin Matt(aka I/Me)is the time traveling historian who seeks to make sense of the new timeline
-It(the new character)is the entity who caused the destruction of time in the first place
-"Them" is actually all 4 of these characters together
good lore!
@@henriouellet8416 Thank you!
Slight correction, but there was a comma in-between Justin and Matt. This could imply that Me/I’s name is either “Matt Justin” or “Justin, Matt”.
That's 4 out of the 8 immortals
14:38 Most accurate description of the invasion of Iraq I've ever seen.
11:03 She's considered one of the first paleontologists, so it's probably talking about the oceanic reptiles that she discovered.
"battle for water" Waterloo???? dang, Napoleon was just some thirsty boi!
And after drinking all the water he won, surely Napoleon needed to use the loo.
@@swineherd_nah, he lost that battle, sadly
11:50 "The virus" being talked about here I am pretty certain is Cholera.
and "the virus detective" is supposed to be? lol
@@MagisterialVoyager could have been that it translated from Popular to Viral and then Virus.
@@Luciry123 quite a journey of a word. thank you for enlightening me.
He and It are destined to clash.
I don’t know about It very much, but it may be one of the 8 immortals, presumably characters like He or She, that gave up its humanity for even more power. Unfortunately I don’t have much to back this up.
@@HungryWarden He, She, It, Me, and Them, with Them being four people?
@@brendanhall5581 one of the immortals is some random person, whose name I can’t even remember.
I love this format so much that I can't wait for the 'Badly Translated German History'-sequal
glad to see IT getting a body like HE and SHE
What about THEM?
@@comparingwarcrimes think this the first time THEM existed
@@SantaReaper I think *they* used a bomb in 19th century translated
@@comparingwarcrimes7:00 there they are
3:50 fun fact: in the time of Leonardo da Vinci, important books were sometimes chained so they couldn’t be stolen from the monasteries (where many books were kept)
If He can come back to life, so can *It.*
Lock your doors.
Rip IT. (Also I can't believe there was no Cambodia mention)
Xtrullor reference
not even a peru mention... britain has fallen
so none is going to talk about the random ice monster
Welcome back to Translation Feud, with your host Starve Harvey
5:28 forget charli xcx we doing henry xnumx now
1:41 "Golden empire" goes really hard to be honest
Cambodia Lore please, since Google translate is nationalist Cambodia
History of Vietnam too, would like to hear about Vietnam's colony in America New Hanoi
When we're already breaking out the memes: Peru must be mentioned as well.
Wake up, babe, StarvHarv uploaded another Badly Translated type video!!
3:15 Wasn’t SHE the most famous British birth? So we now have the context for why that is.
15:49 I love how there's North Korean KCTV logo on the top left
ALL HAIL LEADER CAMILLA
2:15 a new challenger approaches
6:30 You've heard of the CEO of racism, but this guy was the founder.
Your Videos make me always laugh even in bad times and i am really thankful that you do this stuff. You really help me over stress and negativity. Please do more of these. From a fan: thank you
5:20 ussr's nation anthem ❌️
ussr's theme song ✅️
I think the editor who put in William Wallace as Anti-Japanese is a fan of the Simpsons, especially the rant by Groundskeeper Willie, “Japanese and Scots! Scots and other Scots!”
I don’t think you understand this wasn’t edited by anyone other than the guy who put the video together. This was Wikipedia translated multiple times unless somehow Google Translate knows what the Simpsons are there’s not a chance that there’s a reference to it
8:57 "oui oui whatyadoinmate wheresmebloody armour gone oui" -Scottish Knight Sir François de Leeds
Still waiting for badly translated balkan history, its gonna be epic
He headcanon (not from the video):
He and me are good friends. That’s why when Soviet army captured my wife, he took revenge and destroyed the Soviet Empire despite being the youngest son of the Soviet revolution. Also that explains why he was still smiling there when Soviet Union was collapsing.
7:04 THEM LORE
We can't forget the time that He sunk Doggerbank into the sea.
Badly Translated American Civil War next!
He did that
@@James-h2z5o He did Badly Translated American history. Not The American Civil War Badly Translated
that has potential
I can already see it, "McClellan saw the wall and ran"
"HE was a soldier at a new market."
"I became the chancellor of a village in Virginia."
"Michael Jackson danced on a stone wall."
Never been this early for a StarvHarv, I feel blessed
Nobody ever invades Kent unless by mistake
Thanks for the delicious *HE* lore, Harv! I was starving
As a Scot I can confirm we joined the USSR
And as an Englishman, I can confirm nobody invades Kent unless by mistake
Aye that we did comrade
I laughed way too hard at "Peace Crimes"
That is the only crime I'd probably commit on a serial level. Lol
Cambodia wasn't mentioned in British history even once? Perhaps the archives are incomplete
Must be one of the incomplete sections.
1:13 even more dangerous danger zone
It's the zone with no escape from the death that comes to its visitors. Also, it's in Scotland because why not?
3:26 This is the most british thing I've ever heard
Can't wait to see what He has in store!
okay guys, new lore character, Claire.
Keep making those videos man, I love them 🙏
HE committed heinous crimes in 1287.
What you write in your History exam when you weren’t paying attention in any of the lessons prior
6:08 The ??? of '87
The StarvHarv movie
The hero - HE
The love interest - SHE
The villain - IT
15:04 ❤respect for not showing his image ﷺ ❤
dude wanted to live 💔
@@cart4092 ok and showing his image is disrespectful as well?
You can’t have basic respect?
How can Muslims call themselves the most traditional, mature, best religion and yet you get so mad over a picture of some pedophile?
@@شاح all faiths should be respected i agree
*0,00002 seconds after Romania gets mentioned.*
Here I am!
You now need a seperate video for the missing 700 years.
The most shocking part of this for me was the shot of Yarm High Street at 3:57 tbh
you done it again, uyou made badly translated hjistory more funnier, i haven't laugh like having weakness in body after extensive laughter since modern history
10:53 if they did this irl ireland never would have rebelled
"A good job ago" actually sounds like something they'd say in Tudor times XD
I think all the long strings of random letters/numbers are probably the translators trying to translate Welsh words. If that's the case then there's not much difference from the source material.
Scotland just quietly handing the country over to the Soviet Union. "Ye can have our liberty, and ye can have our freedom!" *leaves*
It's the Roman numerals that its trying to translate. You can leave the welsh alone now
I feel bad for it. He lived for 1,768 years and no one cared about anything other than it dying and it being born.
Bro took “Go West Young Man” to a whole new level 7:51
Also, I've gotta say
ARKANSAS MENTIONED LET'S GO!!!!!!
3:39 It's just he/her
Hilarious as always.
Still would love to see either german or latin/south american badly translated history in the future~
1:19 The Scots translation is absolutely golden
People in the past were built different, they didn’t even let minor inconveniences like death stop them from becoming kings.
13:19 oh that’s meant to be a reference to the LNER steam locomotives like the flying Scotsman or mallard
I hope tomorrow I wake up to this thumbnail in the news and everything else has been a fever dream
14:14 refers to Margaret Thatcher basically.
The most straightforward medieval succession.
12:58 I think this is a mangling of the LNER locomotive Papyrus becoming the first engine to be verified as having exceeded 100mph.
HE has a bruitish uniform. I am excited for more HE, SHE, I, and it (new character!) lore
this is its second appearance
5:10 Return of the Lich King!
Election of Henry the fifth was one of my state's proudest moments.
Love how the ending let us see some of the british wonders, such as the eternal leader Camila and the world's first steel bridge, the iron bridge, built in Slovakia
My favorite British wonder, the Slovakian Steel Bridge.
7:04 new “Them” lore just dropped 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
I forgot the absolute chaos these videos are lol. We all love this series for that though lol
There is a building called Roman Plaza in Hanoi. Now it all makes sense.
As always, W video, as a historian nerd I laugh alot in those videos, thanks for making me feel happier!
4:18, it says mediated, not meditated
Love your Videos, keep it Up ❤
WAIT MAIN VILLAIN REVEAL "IT" IS HERE THIS IS HYPE
@4:42 bonus points for the chest hair of the "Legendary Australian Commander" being shaped like a map of Australia! (Good thing you didn't add Tasmania! :P )
"She was found to be King of England"
She is Arthuria confirmed.
13:11 And this is Mallard, another LNER loco, achieving a world speed record of 126mph (4468 was the engine's running number at the time).
6:58 goon burger goon burger
"Welcome to Goon Burger, home of the Goon Burger."
Do spain and netherlands next
all hail camila! the one true king!