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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

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  • @TheLoneKy
    @TheLoneKy 3 роки тому +9513

    “ they sold it as a $60 game , I’m gonna judge it as $60 game “
    Damn he right ......

    • @borkguy
      @borkguy 3 роки тому +401

      Yup, you wanna make $ like the big games, make a good game

    • @zenksren8206
      @zenksren8206 3 роки тому +272

      They also consciously chose to make a game that's generally made by a team of hundreds/thousands with a teeny tiny percentage of the amount and then make zero mention of the fact until a week before release to damage control

    • @codicon6132
      @codicon6132 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @buyingsummons8542
      @buyingsummons8542 3 роки тому +18

      @@zenksren8206 well their greed didn't pay off this time

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 3 роки тому +61

      @@borkguy someone tell that to the big devs. This unfinished mess is par for the AAA course.

  • @alexc4012
    @alexc4012 3 роки тому +2543

    Having a small studio makes it more impressive if a game is great, but shouldn't used as an excuse for forgiveness is a game doesn't turn out great and still charges full price.

    • @dropkickpherby6994
      @dropkickpherby6994 3 роки тому +65

      Yes.
      If I were this studio, I'd keep it full price another week or so cuz suckers are suckers, then permanently drop it to $20-30

    • @pobbzz897
      @pobbzz897 3 роки тому +65

      @@dropkickpherby6994 yes profit off of ruining peoples experience by promising a good game only to deliver a shit show of a game.

    • @dropkickpherby6994
      @dropkickpherby6994 3 роки тому +19

      @@pobbzz897 I mean, they allowed people like ACG to drop very honest reviews before the game even launched. All about being an informed consumer dood.

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 3 роки тому +2

      Wasnt Divinity Original Sin 2 developed by the same amount of people?

    • @xujio
      @xujio 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/lrlIMTXecVE/v-deo.html is this gooddd

  • @ryanrios1829
    @ryanrios1829 3 роки тому +2566

    A good amount of games lately have this feeling of "come back in a year when its better"

    • @cslpchr
      @cslpchr 3 роки тому +74

      Legends had it that THQ pulled the plug half a year before release so the studio had to massively cut corners while also raising the retail price. It's not like this or similar things haven't happened before.
      (I'm looking at you, Gigantic!)

    • @Fox_Olive
      @Fox_Olive 3 роки тому +53

      @@cslpchr Gigantic felt great though. Gigantic was an amazing game, it just came out at a weird time and with little to no marketing

    • @Lanker4
      @Lanker4 3 роки тому +26

      @@Fox_Olive being forced to release exclusively on the Microsoft Store didn't help a bit either. I miss Gigantic :/

    • @MrCoolemoguy
      @MrCoolemoguy 3 роки тому

      tru

    • @cslpchr
      @cslpchr 3 роки тому +4

      @@Lanker4 well Biomutant was originally supposed to be a console only title, so who knows what happened inside the studio when they were forced to port it over to PC. This game was in development hell for the better part of its dev time.

  • @theheadguy1212
    @theheadguy1212 3 роки тому +2514

    “It’s a village with 4 buildings and 4 people”
    Early Pokémon: nervously sweating

    • @jtakeshi7287
      @jtakeshi7287 3 роки тому +75

      Early Pokemon? Lol

    • @maddeeps5520
      @maddeeps5520 3 роки тому +153

      The difference is even in the worst Pokemon games you don't have to trudge through miles of literally nothing to get to those small towns, they almost always serve a purpose for being there and serve it well without feeling like a chore to get to or go through
      The way Charlie describes Biomutant is like trudging through a desert for 20 minutes and when you finally find SOMETHING rather than somehow rewarding you it just makes you feel even shittier

    • @13igworm
      @13igworm 3 роки тому +31

      Early Pokemon games had more than that...lol.

    • @falconfilms1990
      @falconfilms1990 3 роки тому +11

      @@maddeeps5520 like death stranding

    • @himlolo
      @himlolo 3 роки тому +13

      Even the early Pokémon villages had more

  • @futuraheavy7725
    @futuraheavy7725 3 роки тому +5747

    Narrator: He says it sucks and cannot recommend it at a AAA price point. He remembers that you're a good boy and is pleased to see you've remained a good boy. He gives it 30 badonkadonks out of 100 squeezeldorfs.

    • @cheezburgir2330
      @cheezburgir2330 3 роки тому +183

      That's very glorby purfl 😎🤙

    • @cory2841
      @cory2841 3 роки тому +13

      Hahahaha

    • @rita-want-sex152
      @rita-want-sex152 3 роки тому +5

      video games

    • @junnKhya
      @junnKhya 3 роки тому +11

      Is AAA price point more than 3 dabloons? Can't cop if so

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 3 роки тому +46

      Don’t be such a tunklefuss, we all know this is worth every bedaboladoosh in the damn flunklefloof

  • @gonzabruh3183
    @gonzabruh3183 3 роки тому +4379

    "Cyberpunk with furries" is something i never would've thought i'd hear.

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @hunkulus
      @hunkulus 3 роки тому +31

      I mean the tabletop contains furries soooo

    • @doclouis4236
      @doclouis4236 3 роки тому +10

      *funny animals

    • @Char10tt3_
      @Char10tt3_ 3 роки тому +2

      tbh I’m surprised I’m only just hearing it now

    • @TomokoJinx
      @TomokoJinx 3 роки тому +1

      These self promoters man

  • @mank377
    @mank377 3 роки тому +432

    This game feels like when you start writing your essay and it’s great but like half way through you get lazy and start half-assing it

    • @zakanyimen
      @zakanyimen 3 роки тому +7

      More like the essay needs 500 sentences you finished and realised you only wrote 100.

  • @LudicrousLoser
    @LudicrousLoser 3 роки тому +2485

    "The team is so small, go easy on the game" Hollow knight was made by a team of 4 people and it's 10 dollars.

    • @toadlez
      @toadlez 3 роки тому +330

      and Stardew Valley by one person and for a similar price!

    • @mayawilson5459
      @mayawilson5459 3 роки тому +234

      And Hollow Knight is an actual good game

    • @jarredfiedler5811
      @jarredfiedler5811 3 роки тому +160

      Big difference is that Hollow Knight is actually a kickass game and is fantastic.

    • @lance8515
      @lance8515 3 роки тому +122

      Hollow knight isn’t any where comparable to bio mutant

    • @TheO.GMilk1624
      @TheO.GMilk1624 3 роки тому +23

      Hollow Knight is also ass.

  • @matthewfranzi7868
    @matthewfranzi7868 3 роки тому +3493

    For the record "uppy downy" is not an acceptable name for elevators here in Australia. Brekky however, is certainly the pinnacle of slang for breakfast

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @Grgrqr
      @Grgrqr 3 роки тому +79

      I wish my country had such amazing terms

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 3 роки тому +26

      must be a commonwealth thing

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 3 роки тому +39

      "You call that an Up? Now THIS... is an up!"
      "Ah, I see you've played 'Uppy-Downy' before!"

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html :)

  • @ascendingarscente
    @ascendingarscente 3 роки тому +3193

    “Somehow this makes Ubisoft worlds look alive and flourished.”
    Immediate red lights.

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @scoutszewc8989
      @scoutszewc8989 3 роки тому +36

      Yup

    • @iorhan9604
      @iorhan9604 3 роки тому +51

      Watch dogs 2 had an amazing map though

    • @Banjomike97
      @Banjomike97 3 роки тому +54

      @@jamiewaswrong I honestly like modern AC way more than the old ones

    • @laren153
      @laren153 3 роки тому +37

      i didnt get that, ubisoft worlds ARE alive and flourished, thats the only thing they are good at

  • @casmx7300
    @casmx7300 3 роки тому +1522

    First you take the Dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of Schleem. Then take the Dinglebop and push it through the Grumbo, where the Fleeb is rubbed against it. This is important, because the Fleeb has all of the Fleeb juice.

    • @spuart3308
      @spuart3308 3 роки тому +131

      Sorry bro, my iq isn’t high enough to understand this reference

    • @rataarctica
      @rataarctica 3 роки тому +6

      This sounds so dumb, jesus.

    • @-dusk-4248
      @-dusk-4248 3 роки тому +49

      I feel like this is from Rick and Morty?

    • @Galf506
      @Galf506 3 роки тому +68

      The fact that this played perfectly in my head is worrying

    • @FreiWraithborne
      @FreiWraithborne 3 роки тому +10

      why do I feel like this would be said in Chowder?

  • @66Roses
    @66Roses 3 роки тому +533

    The enemy names sound like things you'd hear on Interdimensional Cable.

    • @Xbxbbxbdbdxbxbbx
      @Xbxbbxbdbdxbxbbx 3 роки тому +3

      Rick and Morty?

    • @hypn0__.
      @hypn0__. 3 роки тому +26

      Plumbus fight was easy

    • @dreamghosts
      @dreamghosts 3 роки тому +5

      @@hypn0__. Right? Dude the Gazorpazorp boss was ez farming

    • @senseispud2197
      @senseispud2197 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah that was a small issue I had with the lore. When people use made-up words in books, they'll typically splice two languages describing that word based on the tone. So say you want a pretty but strong way to describe something. You'd use maybe French combined with German.

  • @sunlightmarc
    @sunlightmarc 3 роки тому +1393

    "So, you just go up to someone just to say goodbye"
    *When an NPC on an elderscrolls game talk to each other*

    • @sunlightmarc
      @sunlightmarc 3 роки тому +48

      -Goodbye
      -Oh. hello!
      -Goodbye
      -Goodbye
      -Oh. hello!
      -Goodbye

    • @jrag1000
      @jrag1000 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, I see no difference here over Skyrim, Fallout or CyberPunk20joketyjoke

    • @boldone66
      @boldone66 3 роки тому

      @@sunlightmarc you forgot the "you too"!"

    • @skinlord2902
      @skinlord2902 3 роки тому +6

      @@jrag1000 Clearly you havent played skyrim or some of the Fallout games. You cant compare them to this garbage and cyberpunk.

    • @urbansquirrel4573
      @urbansquirrel4573 3 роки тому +1

      Skyrim characters say different stuff like guards say different stuff traders say different and civilians say different

  • @Ryzawa
    @Ryzawa 3 роки тому +1320

    "We put most of our budget into looking like a we have a budget!" is what this game feels like... A game that looks big but doesn't exactly feel big :\

    • @nickarce1735
      @nickarce1735 3 роки тому +4

      You cappin Omm

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 3 роки тому +57

      @@spacecadetred2388 If they just did it Yakuza style and have the world be a small block but insanely dense, the game would have been a lot better.

    • @abigbutterstick1780
      @abigbutterstick1780 3 роки тому +4

      Honestly yeah, looking at gameplay it looks like it's on Monster Hunter World levels but it isn't.

    • @pirolaa
      @pirolaa 3 роки тому +15

      a mile wide, an inch deep

    • @danielvallejo8764
      @danielvallejo8764 3 роки тому +3

      @@pirolaa couldnt have said it better bro

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 3 роки тому +677

    The names of the enemies sound like made-up verbs that Charlie would use in his videos: "I gave the old girl a tinkywink and flurplesturped the ends."

    • @lukasmuller1274
      @lukasmuller1274 3 роки тому +7

      maybe that's why it didn't feel weird or out of place when charlie said that stuff

    • @alexfurniss1371
      @alexfurniss1371 3 роки тому +1

      Not being funny or nothing but you can't abuse them for names of things as that's obviously what there actually trying to go for, sillyness, but everything else, is understandable.

    • @unicornwizhez4115
      @unicornwizhez4115 3 роки тому +2

      Facts I love the names 😂😂😂 they sound like evolved rodent mutants made them... oh wait that’s exactly what these creatures are. People are way too harsh.

  • @Mogawty
    @Mogawty 3 роки тому +1989

    I'm one of the pre-orderers, and yeah I feel a little scammed. I've only played about 3-4 hours so far, and the dialogue is by far the worst for me. It feels basically meaningless, and I've been very tempted to just skip it, cause it's exhausting. I enjoy the combat, but the lack of impact is a totally true thing. All I can do is hope they fix some things, and maybe even expand on the world.

    • @rui12
      @rui12 3 роки тому +30

      lmao didn't expect mogawty to be here. Love your videos btw

    • @bigbrisk8423
      @bigbrisk8423 3 роки тому +121

      Never pre order games because youre paying for something that isnt ready yet and when they make enough money off enough people they just slack off even harder and push out crappy products.

    • @justinkwok7271
      @justinkwok7271 3 роки тому +28

      yeah just play genshin instead

    • @sunlightmarc
      @sunlightmarc 3 роки тому +16

      mogawty I never pre order. never. I wait until the reliable reviews with less to none spoilers, like MoistMeter. Come out and then I decide whether or not I am interested in a game. Also, I play genshin... I love your vids man.

    • @alpabo1489
      @alpabo1489 3 роки тому +3

      @@bigbrisk8423 I know this and I agree with you, but still cant stop me from pre-ordering Diablo 4. I mean im still not sure if i will but im tempted

  • @Stitchpuppy01
    @Stitchpuppy01 3 роки тому +146

    If you want to charge big boy prices, you better meet big boy expectations. I respect that.

  • @JulienC23
    @JulienC23 3 роки тому +928

    “They call elevators uppy downies” I’m dead

    • @fatneek6569
      @fatneek6569 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html :)

    • @rita-want-sex152
      @rita-want-sex152 3 роки тому

      video

    • @roryrobinson8220
      @roryrobinson8220 3 роки тому +62

      I wonder if there will be a day where youtube spam bots no longer exist

    • @ElPsyKongroo
      @ElPsyKongroo 3 роки тому +1

      Walkie talkies

    • @ae86hachi
      @ae86hachi 3 роки тому +16

      @@roryrobinson8220 report report report

  • @keith0sinit344
    @keith0sinit344 3 роки тому +648

    "That souns like australian slang", truly, the worst insult

    • @THATGUY4474
      @THATGUY4474 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah that hit me a lil :(

    • @xujio
      @xujio 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/lrlIMTXecVE/v-deo.html is this gooddd

    • @tenderloinsfeet7308
      @tenderloinsfeet7308 3 роки тому +9

      “Oi ye uppy downie”

    • @ogheros
      @ogheros 3 роки тому +4

      Don’t forget to put your thongs on before we make our way down to the beach on the uppy downie for brekkie at maccas

    • @Crimson350
      @Crimson350 3 роки тому +6

      That hurt more than our wildlife

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 3 роки тому +291

    "Defeat the Hoof Puff" ngl the game ain't bad-bad, but whenever names pop up it feels like I'm in a coffee shop and I'm being asked if they want my coffee size to be chooku mumbo or zimbo jumbo

    • @bizmo2789
      @bizmo2789 3 роки тому +5

      I don't get why people are getting mad about the names it kinda just reminds me of how the creators of rick and morty choose their names

    • @anonymouspokemon4623
      @anonymouspokemon4623 3 роки тому +5

      The game is fun, reminds me of back in PS2 era. The dialogue is pretty meh, it takes too long, I usually just show the text and read it myself rather than waiting.
      The part that I love the most are weapon/gear modification. I had a blast looking for materials and parts to make my weapon/gear stronger.
      Overall, the game is fun, but it's NOT worth $60.

  • @pachinkomachine7347
    @pachinkomachine7347 3 роки тому +1791

    The game had so much potential, it just kinda let everyone down.

    • @binbasesatoktayyldran5236
      @binbasesatoktayyldran5236 3 роки тому +148

      It's also just not worth 60 dollars.

    • @lilpasta282
      @lilpasta282 3 роки тому +90

      @WΑΝΤ Ś Έ'X !!! lοοκ my νιdeο ! stfu

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 роки тому +86

      Like cyberpunk, Anthem, Marvels Avengers, Fallout 76, and so on. Seems to be the trend these days.

    • @battousaix4263
      @battousaix4263 3 роки тому +25

      Yeah, they had a wide ass scope(which aint bad) but they couldn't make all the features they were thinking of actually work and meld together 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @faketoddhoward7280
      @faketoddhoward7280 3 роки тому +10

      I like it

  • @franklinmusicICT
    @franklinmusicICT 3 роки тому +1012

    Conan Obrien did a "clueless gamer" episode on Biomutant, and his literal only comment on it after the fact was "i wish there was less talking"

    • @jbabieee
      @jbabieee 3 роки тому +34

      everyone has a problem w the narrator but theres an option in the settings to set it so he doesnt talk 24/7

    • @franklinmusicICT
      @franklinmusicICT 3 роки тому +121

      @@jbabieee I mean you're perfectly correct, it just feels like they wasted a lot of time on that aspect and everyone hates it LOL

    • @freddymarsuc904
      @freddymarsuc904 3 роки тому

      I saw that video too

    • @Mocityspirit
      @Mocityspirit 3 роки тому +34

      @@jbabieee I think Charlie nailed it. If you as devs had to put in an option to shut up the narrator then you need to tone down the narrator.

    • @aj3706
      @aj3706 3 роки тому +2

      @@Mocityspirit It's an option...
      why do you think there are options for difficulty on multiple games?
      You can literally make that arguement about every setting

  • @alexfrania209
    @alexfrania209 3 роки тому +625

    “You’ll fight a flumpis and it has the same attack patterns as a tunkledus” sounds like that “how it’s made” skit in Rick and Morty

  • @QuietFury9
    @QuietFury9 3 роки тому +32

    I appreciate your honesty its incredibly refreshing. I don't think you should hold punches, you are right if they are gonna charge 60 bucks then they deserve to be judged as a 60 dollar game.

  • @jakespacepiratee3740
    @jakespacepiratee3740 3 роки тому +1062

    I really wanted this game to be good. The problem doesnt seem to be that they tried to little, more like they tried too hard and as a result, half the stuff isnt finished. Also, I think they tried too hard in making this game seem like Adventure Times style of a post-apocalypse, with constant sillyness, and only occasional seriousness, but I think that was to their detriment.

    • @codicon6132
      @codicon6132 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @Gallant_Tuba_Knight
      @Gallant_Tuba_Knight 3 роки тому +34

      Don't form your opinion based on one video, look for other reviews, form your opinion based on that, however for some reason, the negative points that other reviewers are talking about are completely different from one another and sometimes they even praise things that others complain about like there's no actual consistency on the reviews aside from the fact that EVERYONE hates the narrator.

    • @crustytomato5164
      @crustytomato5164 3 роки тому +2

      As per usual.
      Seems like its always the case.

    • @roshan9684
      @roshan9684 3 роки тому +13

      @@Gallant_Tuba_Knight i think it was his own opinion

    • @Gallant_Tuba_Knight
      @Gallant_Tuba_Knight 3 роки тому

      @@roshan9684
      🤷‍♂️

  • @Gulpy3
    @Gulpy3 3 роки тому +1383

    THQ PR: "It feels like a spiritual journey. - Moist Critikal"

    • @acrid7260
      @acrid7260 3 роки тому +2

      This a joke right? *whoosh*

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee 3 роки тому +1

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      Current Subs 9112

    • @kirbyfromkirby7136
      @kirbyfromkirby7136 3 роки тому +1

      @@ceegeetee okoollo o

    • @EaGilgamesh
      @EaGilgamesh 3 роки тому +2

      @Greg B darksiders was ight

    • @buddunkel566
      @buddunkel566 3 роки тому +1

      @Greg B De Blob??????!!!!?!

  • @bythebooksgaming2721
    @bythebooksgaming2721 3 роки тому +845

    This game is like the kid who was the best in football and could’ve gone professional but when he got out he did drugs and died of an od

    • @Finslayy
      @Finslayy 3 роки тому +118

      Oddly specific bro, wanna talk about it?

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 3 роки тому +1

      Damn dude.

    • @GrimReapiN
      @GrimReapiN 3 роки тому +52

      More like the kid who got accepted to a pro team and when he had to perform realised that all the other kids were just as good and he was only special cause he came from a small town of 20k people.

    • @CelticAugur
      @CelticAugur 3 роки тому

      Ok nerd

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 3 роки тому +1

      I miss you bro

  • @dropkickpherby6994
    @dropkickpherby6994 3 роки тому +523

    I feel if this studio takes EVERY piece of criticism seriously, a sequel or an AGGRESSIVE overhaul could make it actually good.

    • @Mark-td6wh
      @Mark-td6wh 3 роки тому +31

      I hope they overhaul it.. I want this game

    • @wizardcud
      @wizardcud 3 роки тому +23

      The game is receiving a lot of well-deserved mixed and negative attention from reviewers, and they could very well take that to improve this game or their future projects. But with that criticism is a growing online movement to defend this game at any cost, shouting that people are being unfair to this poor small group of developers and the bad reviews are too harsh. Hopefully the devs actually take the criticism in full stride rather than listen to this fanboy group that seems to be in denial about the state of this game, who got burned from their pre-orders.

    • @Josith13
      @Josith13 3 роки тому +1

      Do single player "open world" games get that kind of overhaul much even in AAA? In the bethesda world, it's left to modders or not at all haha...
      Like, they've sold the game, it's done, they can take the money and run, any effort to "fix" anything would just be for the sake of reputation...

    • @jackshinglermusic
      @jackshinglermusic 3 роки тому

      There's a lot of hate coming for this game, and rightfully so. It can be SUPER repetitive, but what is there, I would argue is enjoyable, wait for a sale, this game is probably only worth about $30, but having paid 60, I don't exactly feel robbed.

    • @bepisthebenis5111
      @bepisthebenis5111 3 роки тому +2

      You’re saying that if a game fixed every problem, overhauled everything not good, added a bunch more features/content, changed the way the game works, scrapped the quests and completely rebuilt the story system, changed the writing and voice acting, and lowered the price it would be a good game?
      Yeah, I’d have to agree with you on that

  • @Marf-yv7fm
    @Marf-yv7fm 3 роки тому +45

    The respect I have for Charlie for playing this game for an extra 10 hours to make this video is off the charts.

    • @codicon6132
      @codicon6132 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

  • @goldswaggamer4007
    @goldswaggamer4007 3 роки тому +381

    At first I thought he would praise the game, but he absolutely DEMOLISHED it.

    • @fatneek6569
      @fatneek6569 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html :)

    • @detroid_ntr7689
      @detroid_ntr7689 3 роки тому +24

      Don't care, I'm still buying it.

    • @noahleach7690
      @noahleach7690 3 роки тому +55

      Why would he praise dogshit

    • @wakeup2999
      @wakeup2999 3 роки тому +40

      @@detroid_ntr7689 bruh

    • @plumbob109
      @plumbob109 3 роки тому +17

      @@detroid_ntr7689 proceeds to pirate it

  • @GaeLordPhockHer
    @GaeLordPhockHer 3 роки тому +13

    I think the statement of "well, it's being charged as a AAA game so im going to review it as one" is a stellar statement

  • @Gorrash
    @Gorrash 3 роки тому +88

    i like what charlie did here, we should be way more demanding for stuff that we're paying for, specially 60 bucks

  • @Pyovali
    @Pyovali 3 роки тому +668

    I know our team is small and this is basically our first game, but hey, let's make GTA VI for starters

    • @ep-wz8fu
      @ep-wz8fu 3 роки тому +4

      Wait you helped make this game?

    • @Odyssey636
      @Odyssey636 3 роки тому +45

      The sad thing is the games actually great for how many worked on it. It put outriders to sleep.

    • @ep-wz8fu
      @ep-wz8fu 3 роки тому +4

      @@choppercove oh ok

    • @Swiftduck00
      @Swiftduck00 3 роки тому +22

      Owlcat'sfirstgame was a 150+ hour crpg that basically blew the genre's contemporary titles out of the water in terms of scope and gameplay mechanics.
      It was rough around the edges, but was basically a critically-acclaimed and player-loved success.
      I guess we cant expect that from anyone

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 3 роки тому +36

      @@Odyssey636 cuphead was made by 3 people...

  • @jamieohjamie
    @jamieohjamie 3 роки тому +28

    "You'll fight a Flumpus and it will have the same attacks as a Tunkleduss" the way he said that dead serious....

  • @nade7242
    @nade7242 3 роки тому +278

    "some side quests don't even function"
    what is this, arma?

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear na

    • @codicon6132
      @codicon6132 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @JakefromStateFarm292
      @JakefromStateFarm292 3 роки тому +12

      @@AxxLAfriku nobody cares

    • @imcool2931
      @imcool2931 3 роки тому +18

      @@AxxLAfriku you're like the npcs in this game

    • @Odyssey636
      @Odyssey636 3 роки тому

      This isnt true. Ive beat every quest and the entire game and not one bug yet.

  • @brimbles4999
    @brimbles4999 3 роки тому +272

    im just surprised out of everything, the combat isnt good, if they had gotten the combat real solid before release i feel the reviews in general wouldnt be as bad (since good combat can really carry a game if everything else is lacking quite often)

    • @DillonChichester
      @DillonChichester 3 роки тому +25

      Combat was pitiful. Ranged was so overpowered, that I literally could win without getting hit while on the hardest difficulty and 3 levels below. Melee, in comparison, was so dog. You had worse damage, slower attacks, and the enemies would literally one shot you. There is no choice about how you play. Ranged or bust

    • @Flowtactics
      @Flowtactics 3 роки тому +11

      @@DillonChichester Honestly, I don't believe you guys utilized the combat to the fullest. It's literally a mini DMC. I was going to put up a video, but you should catch "Game Breaker God" 's live streams, he does great things with Biomutant combat.

    • @billybobthelandlord2790
      @billybobthelandlord2790 3 роки тому +2

      TLOU 2 would beg to differ

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 3 роки тому +12

      @@Flowtactics It really isn't DMC at all. DMC has more than 4 combos, and every weapon is different. Being able to combine ranged and melee on the fly without having to switch weapons. Being able to change your weapons mid-combat and even mid-combo. Combat styles that give alternate abilities and can also be changed on the fly. Animation cancelling. There is a lot more that makes DMC DMC than just a few combos.
      Biomutant is more like a beatemup with enemies that don't react properly to hits and sound design that does not properly convey impact.

    • @Flowtactics
      @Flowtactics 3 роки тому +2

      @@ninetailedfox579121 Well I don't know what to tell you, Everything you listed you can more or less do in Biomutant. It might not be as impactful or fleshed out but then again DMC is a established franchise and this is a new IP. If you choose to mash ▢▢▢+△ and complain about combos, then more power to you.

  • @roscoefunnydog
    @roscoefunnydog 3 роки тому +117

    This issue with this game for me is that there’s too much dialogue, and there’s no emotional weight because you get bored of skipping dialogue.

  • @jaylentyree0_0
    @jaylentyree0_0 3 роки тому +177

    All the names and terminology in this game sounds like it originated from Rick and Morty

    • @frankgreco3505
      @frankgreco3505 3 роки тому +7

      Or from Australia

    • @codicon6132
      @codicon6132 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @ProAssassinII
      @ProAssassinII 3 роки тому +7

      @@codicon6132 don't click the link, just sum lazy selfadvertising for a shitty COD video

    • @HelloThere-bj9rw
      @HelloThere-bj9rw 3 роки тому

      Dr seuss

    • @NovaShen4
      @NovaShen4 3 роки тому

      Cringe

  • @MrGetownedLP
    @MrGetownedLP 3 роки тому +163

    "You'll fight a Flumpus and it'll have the same attack patterns as a Tunkleduss" WHAT??

    • @swanlord4292
      @swanlord4292 3 роки тому +14

      Well, he's right about the discord names😂

    • @codicon6132
      @codicon6132 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

  • @SlipperySeth
    @SlipperySeth 2 роки тому +70

    So I gave Biomutant a shot after it was free this month on PS+ and I’m loving it. The customization is pretty crazy and the combat feels good to me.
    If you’re reading this you really should give it a try, I was expecting worse after watching this review a year ago.

    • @sirponydanglynuts7459
      @sirponydanglynuts7459 2 роки тому +3

      Same here, the game is actually really good.

    • @brots3
      @brots3 2 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @jarjarbooty600
      @jarjarbooty600 2 роки тому +2

      Thank you, I’m watching this video because I just got ps+ lol.

    • @yelsgup3541
      @yelsgup3541 2 роки тому +4

      same thing happened to me. watched this a year ago and didnt give a shit. played it a few days ago and its one of my favourite games.

    • @thechaxxe3565
      @thechaxxe3565 2 роки тому +4

      I really hate when games are judged by their prices. This is a fantastic game

  • @cqmel4361
    @cqmel4361 3 роки тому +205

    He really beat the whole game in 8 hours

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @ligma334
      @ligma334 3 роки тому +6

      Even the order 1886 was longer jeez

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 роки тому +41

      Wow a giant open world game is _that_ short??? No an 8 hour game should never cost $60 unless the multiplayer is the main sell to it

    • @cqmel4361
      @cqmel4361 3 роки тому

      @@Lawrence_Talbot yea

    • @jakemartinez6894
      @jakemartinez6894 3 роки тому +32

      @@Lawrence_Talbot
      There’s nothing wrong with an 8 hour game priced at 60$ if it’s actually good.

  • @thelonelybluewhale1458
    @thelonelybluewhale1458 3 роки тому +274

    Always breaks my heart when a game with such a unique look and style comes out trash.

    • @rusteddenial453
      @rusteddenial453 3 роки тому +11

      its not trash

    • @fatneek6569
      @fatneek6569 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html :)

    • @spenny2cents
      @spenny2cents 3 роки тому +23

      @@rusteddenial453 it’s actual garbage

    • @detroid_ntr7689
      @detroid_ntr7689 3 роки тому +9

      @@spenny2cents No it's not, actual garbage is Cyberpunk and Fallout 76 on release. This game is just mediocre.

    • @sergiopepe2210
      @sergiopepe2210 3 роки тому +18

      @@detroid_ntr7689 cyberpunk was great for me

  • @duvade1
    @duvade1 3 роки тому +188

    I just had a gut feeling that this game was gonna flop.
    Was too good to be true.

    • @logandunlap9156
      @logandunlap9156 3 роки тому +13

      i didn’t think it would be good either

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @fatneek6569
      @fatneek6569 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html :)

    • @spenny2cents
      @spenny2cents 3 роки тому +6

      You’re no shaman or fortune teller, it was literally obvious how bad the game was from first trailer

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 3 роки тому +13

      @@spenny2cents Are you talking about the footage from years ago? Because that looked cool. It's Cyberpunk all over again.

  • @PopLadd
    @PopLadd 3 роки тому +57

    This actually caught my interest when no other games of this kind ever did, and I was really looking forward to giving it a try. But... seeing how it actually is now, I don't think I'd even want to spend $30 on it, letalone $60. That's just insane.

    • @evilovesperry
      @evilovesperry 3 роки тому

      Its amazing

    • @PlayboyKeon
      @PlayboyKeon 3 роки тому +5

      @@evilovesperry yeee... ill also keep tellin myself that if i wasted $60 on this shit.

    • @evilovesperry
      @evilovesperry 3 роки тому

      @@PlayboyKeon ? Why would I lie? Go to their Reddit

    • @PopLadd
      @PopLadd 3 роки тому +6

      @@evilovesperry Bunch of people in denial because they don't want to admit they were practically scammed out of $60, and they can't say anything negative because Reddit's karma system and community makes people afraid to have an opposing opinion. But I'm guessing you didn't even watch this video that goes into detail about *why* exactly other people are less supportive of it. As Cr1tikal said; if they're gonna put a $60 price tag on it, it should be judged as a $60 game.
      I'd also recommend reading the ~2,500 negative Steam reviews. There's a much higher degree of non-troll reviews there than on most other Steam games. People just generally feel cheated. Pointing to the Reddit echo chamber as "proof" that it's not a bad game in spite of everything is a very ignorant approach to the situation.

    • @bigpapameme7155
      @bigpapameme7155 2 роки тому

      @@evilovesperry man you must've fallen on your head to think this game was good

  • @mushroomwizard1175
    @mushroomwizard1175 3 роки тому +448

    It looked like a fun concept but it was executed poorly.

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html :)

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 3 роки тому +23

      Jesus these bots are getting insane

    • @Squidmoto3
      @Squidmoto3 3 роки тому +2

      it's a generic ass rpg... not what id call a fun concept

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 3 роки тому +5

      @@Squidmoto3 eh things can be generic, its a problem when something is uninspired.

  • @reverend1
    @reverend1 3 роки тому +82

    this game really makes you FEEL like uninstalling

    • @fatneek6569
      @fatneek6569 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html :)

    • @codicon6132
      @codicon6132 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @Odyssey636
      @Odyssey636 3 роки тому

      Remember guys. This is the dude who couldnt write one sentence without an edit. Which means he couldnt pass the tutorial on easy. The games fine. Grab it on sell at 40$. Its worth it at a discounted price.

    • @Eggsecuter
      @Eggsecuter 3 роки тому +1

      Yep, my friend and I refunded at the same time.

    • @Odyssey636
      @Odyssey636 3 роки тому

      @@Eggsecuter u listen to fergie so i think its safe to say your opinion about anything is probably shit.

  • @weirdanimeguy2326
    @weirdanimeguy2326 3 роки тому +131

    This looks like G force in an alternate universe.

    • @codicon6132
      @codicon6132 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @jeremiahwise2076
      @jeremiahwise2076 3 роки тому

      Dude I remember early teaser posters at the movies showing the guinea pigs holding assault rifles.

  • @AlgoCurioso2.0
    @AlgoCurioso2.0 3 роки тому +149

    I didn’t have any expectations for this game since the trailer. For me it looks exactly like Anthem and I said the same thing when I saw the trailer. This is and will always be garbage. Enemies are sponges that doesn’t react and they’re all the same, just with a different skin. A good game with a small team when it was released is Remnant from the Ashes, it is worth it.

    • @Ben-os9nq
      @Ben-os9nq 3 роки тому +6

      have you even played it? 25 hours in and this is one of the best games i've played this year, if not the best. The game is beautiful, gameplay is fun if a bit repetitive, and the loot/crafting aspect is genuinely the best i've seen in any game

    • @philgamer5280
      @philgamer5280 3 роки тому +8

      @@Ben-os9nq are y actually defending this trash game? Charlie just said it was bad and explained what the problems were. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mardark-e4s
      @Mardark-e4s 3 роки тому +32

      Yea and we are all suppose to follow Charlie's opinions like the sheep we are how dare we have a different opinion than Charlie

    • @HandlingYou
      @HandlingYou 3 роки тому +10

      @@philgamer5280
      “Hurd da durd do what daddy says”
      😂

    • @chief117s15
      @chief117s15 3 роки тому +4

      Nah, Remnant from the Ashes is a terrible game. One of the worst games I have ever played in my life.

  • @SuperDemonchild666
    @SuperDemonchild666 3 роки тому +96

    "half the shit in this game sounds like it was named by discord employees" 💀☠️😂🤣

  • @huskytzu7709
    @huskytzu7709 3 роки тому +178

    who would win?
    "oh, i remember you from when you were a kidling..."
    "he's a man, not a god. come on comrades"

    • @fusk7799
      @fusk7799 3 роки тому +2

      K I D L I N G

    • @Locurafia
      @Locurafia 3 роки тому +2

      "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow in the knee" That phrase wins.

    • @Mr.Yeet2003
      @Mr.Yeet2003 3 роки тому +1

      @@Locurafia but do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying of course you don’t

  • @trashman4022
    @trashman4022 3 роки тому +242

    I was there for the whole stream he really isn’t exaggerating the dialogue that shit was so repetitive and pointless

  • @chiefsmemes354
    @chiefsmemes354 3 роки тому +10

    The Devs after watching this video: It was a mis input, IT WAS A MIS INPUT

  • @huismands
    @huismands 3 роки тому +257

    Another fun fact: the director of this game, Stefan Lunqvist, also directed... wait for it...
    *Drake and the 99 fucking Dragons*

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 3 роки тому +42

      its bad when even google doesnt k ow who your talking about

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @pokedex3171
      @pokedex3171 3 роки тому +2

      @@its5pm same to you

    • @mr.razington7881
      @mr.razington7881 3 роки тому +6

      oh
      oh no

    • @fvnk0
      @fvnk0 3 роки тому +9

      Your kidding

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +223

    "Half of the stuff in this game sounds like it was named by Discord employees"
    Charlie always has a different way of looking at things lol

    • @surjitkaur8355
      @surjitkaur8355 3 роки тому +2

      finally found you

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian 3 роки тому +2

      Your name and picture scare me because I now find myself wondering what Jellal would look like with a moustache but I don't think I wanna look it up lol

    • @faketoddhoward7280
      @faketoddhoward7280 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder if this man is a bot🤨
      He is on every comment section

    • @drdomm
      @drdomm 3 роки тому +3

      STOP giving this guy likes on his comments! He comments around 1000 Videos a day and is always in the top comments THIS CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE! I don't know what trick he's using but it needs to stop, so STOP LIKING HIS COMMENTS! Other ppl also deserve to be top comment!

    • @darkflightdreamer1698
      @darkflightdreamer1698 3 роки тому

      @@drdomm h

  • @ar.6968
    @ar.6968 3 роки тому +33

    What I really like about Charlie is that he's very succinct. He doesn't NEED a 28 minute video every time. He puts like 18 minutes of content into 5 minutes or less, and it's very impressive.

    • @lazyDudesGaming
      @lazyDudesGaming 3 роки тому +9

      I feel like he often makes his point early on, and then repeats that point for the rest of the video. It can get really annoying once you notice.

    • @ar.6968
      @ar.6968 3 роки тому

      @@lazyDudesGaming I think he elaborates on the point more than anything else, but I see what you're saying.

    • @lazyDudesGaming
      @lazyDudesGaming 3 роки тому

      @@ar.6968 I just think back to his video on invincible. His entire point was just that the show was violent. He never elaborates on what that means for the show. I’d say that it really adds an actual feeling of tension and concern for the characters as it early on shows the audience that it isn’t afraid to take away what’s precious to us.
      But Charlie’s point was just: wow it’s so violent.
      Elaborating without adding anything to that statement is just redundant. (I don’t mean to nag or anything I just really needed to let it out)

  • @pineconerudy1519
    @pineconerudy1519 3 роки тому +38

    This game has huge potential for being an amazing speed game. They found this glitch that you can essentially infinitely jump/climb walls so all we need to do now is find some sequence breaks and boom next thing you know it’s beaten in 2 hours

  • @masterofpastakai5570
    @masterofpastakai5570 3 роки тому +110

    I instantly turned the narrator off. Just listening to the animals talk in their funny little languages with subtitles was way better of an experience.

    • @Renounceded
      @Renounceded 3 роки тому +4

      Likewise, then I refunded it.

  • @steveluna1627
    @steveluna1627 3 роки тому +63

    It could be an okay game if they didn't charge a triple A game price for a low budget indie game

    • @cslpchr
      @cslpchr 3 роки тому +1

      Well I'm pretty sure that's THQs doing. Maybe they were trying to get some of the revenue back that they've pumped into the studio for delaying it that much.

    • @MrLurkProduction
      @MrLurkProduction 3 роки тому +3

      @@Kong20012 worth far more than 5$ calm down

  • @seannigito7839
    @seannigito7839 3 роки тому +155

    I feel like they were trying to have the narrator be like the one in maneater but completely misunderstood why that one worked

    • @TacticalLooser
      @TacticalLooser 3 роки тому +9

      One of the reason I think people likes the man Eater narrator is because of the lovable voice and people’s familiarity of him voices jerry in Rick and Morty

    • @seannigito7839
      @seannigito7839 3 роки тому +21

      @@TacticalLooser yeah that is one of the reasons, but why it worked was In The way they used him as comic relief and a companion not as a character to explain things

    • @TacticalLooser
      @TacticalLooser 3 роки тому

      @@seannigito7839 of course that to

    • @thatonegregkid
      @thatonegregkid 3 роки тому +1

      yeah I was hoping for some Staney Parable vibes, not outright, but watching the stream I can see how a heavy narration wouldn't fit too well in a RPG/Open-world like this one.

    • @xujio
      @xujio 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/lrlIMTXecVE/v-deo.html is this gooddd

  • @SerfsUp1848
    @SerfsUp1848 3 роки тому +93

    Apparently a huge patch is dropping soon and the lead dev is straight answering everyone's questions and taking critiques on the chin. Hopefully it's a no man's sky type renewal but goddamn though, quit releasing games in an unplaytested state!!! Also the narrator was critiqued years ago and I swore they said they were changing it....

    • @revimfadli4666
      @revimfadli4666 3 роки тому +13

      Releasing halfbaked games = mass playtesting by people who paid for it lol

    • @Triisttan
      @Triisttan 3 роки тому +7

      @@revimfadli4666 Yep.... I hate the direction some games have been going with that. Hopefully with the amount of shit games get for it they'll be happy. It's cool and all if you fix the game a few years later down the line, but that's a big scam tactic. It's basically a kickstarter with a demo given out until the full release..

    • @revimfadli4666
      @revimfadli4666 3 роки тому

      @@Triisttan would the devs care if they already got their money though?

  • @cheers901
    @cheers901 3 роки тому +151

    "The characters have no depth, they just look nice"
    Charlie furry confirmed.

    • @doit5806
      @doit5806 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/sVA2TJC_B5U/v-deo.html

    • @Foxyy01
      @Foxyy01 3 роки тому +6

      That's not how it works

    • @anartist8087
      @anartist8087 3 роки тому +7

      "think cyberpunk but with furries"

    • @musikalniyfanboichik
      @musikalniyfanboichik 3 роки тому

      nice pfp, where is it from? gow fanart or concept art?

    • @musikalniyfanboichik
      @musikalniyfanboichik 3 роки тому

      @@anartist8087 ...i don't want to think that

  • @drinkswatere
    @drinkswatere 3 роки тому +71

    I was reeeally tempted to pre order. Man did I dodge a bullet.

    • @BlitzkriegBryce
      @BlitzkriegBryce 3 роки тому +25

      Why the hell would you do such an idiotic thing like preorder a game?

    • @spendsshanks6050
      @spendsshanks6050 3 роки тому +6

      @@BlitzkriegBryce Because OP’s an idiot that wasn’t born when the likes of Cyberpunk came out

    • @aheenobarbushenocied9880
      @aheenobarbushenocied9880 3 роки тому +9

      @@BlitzkriegBryce Wait he just said he didn't, are you dyslexic?

    • @BlitzkriegBryce
      @BlitzkriegBryce 3 роки тому +8

      @@aheenobarbushenocied9880 he said he was tempted, which means preordering is a possibility for him.

    • @coryaustin7379
      @coryaustin7379 3 роки тому

      Same, I kept seeing it all over the place and almost pre ordered it. I really wanted it to be good.

  • @ramsesvega8478
    @ramsesvega8478 3 роки тому +30

    I love how Charles is rollin in dough at this point but still remembers his roots because $60 is a premium price for a game. That's a public figure I respect.

  • @alwaysdrunk5461
    @alwaysdrunk5461 3 роки тому +2

    Glad I watched this video before ordering this game on Amazon

  • @andrewmurphy9274
    @andrewmurphy9274 3 роки тому +246

    I’m surprised he didn’t talk about how weird the hud and menus looked like. Looks like their from fortnite.

    • @fatneek6569
      @fatneek6569 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html :)

    • @handsomemac1621
      @handsomemac1621 3 роки тому +37

      Fortnite is meant to appeal to kids. Biomutant is meant to appeal to kids. This game wasn't targeted towards edgy Dark Souls players.

    • @giampaolomannucci8281
      @giampaolomannucci8281 3 роки тому +3

      *they're

    • @Bluewoofz
      @Bluewoofz 3 роки тому +32

      @@handsomemac1621 yeah pretty obviously meant for 8 years old and lower with the naming of everything, i mean fuck the names are so stupid

    • @handsomemac1621
      @handsomemac1621 3 роки тому +3

      @@Bluewoofz I mean, yeah? But in the first place it isn't necessarily even a flaw. There are genuine flaws with combat but nobody mentions it in the comments, they just jump on the hate wagon talking about it being childish. When childish is exactly what it was meant to be.

  • @Caydiem
    @Caydiem 3 роки тому +19

    I have a hunch they made this game for literal toddlers.
    The story is on par with an episode of Teletubbies.
    If you ever watched it you'll notice they actually repeat the informative segment once within each episode, since the producer assumed the stupid kid watching the show can't actually process the things he just saw if you only show it once.
    I also like comparing the ham-fisted inspirational messages within the game to Dhar Mann videos.

    • @ahmetkarakaya6103
      @ahmetkarakaya6103 3 роки тому +1

      Well, any child would have a fileld day with that inventory/crafting system and the quests. Even I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at and what to do next most the time.

  • @slugrump9195
    @slugrump9195 3 роки тому +12

    I'm hoping they take the criticisms to heart, because I'm greatly enjoying my playthrough, but would love to see the issues with the game handled as best as they can.

  • @FatPat2009-2
    @FatPat2009-2 3 роки тому +3

    I just want to say thank you for saving me from wasting my money on this game. It has been on my wishlist for over a year.

  • @thechaosation
    @thechaosation 3 роки тому +186

    "Narratively this is a complete disaster, the writing is some of the worst I've seen. It's up there with Kingdom Hearts 3." I waited 13 years for that game and he's fucking right LMAO.

    • @nickarce1735
      @nickarce1735 3 роки тому +3

      Cap

    • @Davidpoland2005
      @Davidpoland2005 3 роки тому +17

      he shouldve said "the writing is as bad as the whole kingdom hearts series"

    • @ajeshtantri9816
      @ajeshtantri9816 3 роки тому +7

      @@Davidpoland2005 KH 1 narrative is fine. So is the beginning of KH 2. The rest though

    • @clown8444
      @clown8444 3 роки тому

      @@nickarce1735 no cap

    • @user-wy1et9dk9w
      @user-wy1et9dk9w 3 роки тому +5

      @@nickarce1735 kh3 was garbage. I love probably 80% of KH games too, I'm not even a hard sell. It is what it is.

  • @2secondtony748
    @2secondtony748 3 роки тому +445

    Fun fact: if a start up is sold for more than 60 dollars... it’s a piece of shit

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @doctorjoker1875
      @doctorjoker1875 3 роки тому +35

      The exception is Kingdom Come Deliverance

    • @baltazarriosdelbarco4230
      @baltazarriosdelbarco4230 3 роки тому +6

      @@doctorjoker1875 completely agree

    • @Giliver
      @Giliver 3 роки тому +30

      I feel like they messed up the price
      Because on my steam its $60 Canadian
      They didn't even attempt to convert the currency. Lol

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html :)

  • @shlagmite3653
    @shlagmite3653 3 роки тому +59

    A group of texturures and animators made this game. That’s it.

    • @evanj2075
      @evanj2075 3 роки тому +2

      not even animators. some of the animations in the cutscenes are just embarrassing.

    • @shlagmite3653
      @shlagmite3653 3 роки тому

      @@evanj2075 true

  • @ingenium2872
    @ingenium2872 3 роки тому +38

    "The writing is up there with Kingdom Hearts III"
    Me, a diehard Kingdom Hearts fan: "Don't remind me of the pain, Charlie. 😞"

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 3 роки тому

      Never played KH, was the 3rd game really that bad? Didn't you guys have to wait like 15 years for it too?

    • @AMetalWorld
      @AMetalWorld 3 роки тому +4

      @@JJAB91 it was an insult to anyone with eyes, and none more so than the fans. I won’t write a dissertation on it, but the answer to your question is yes. In fact it might have even been worse than that

    • @sacb0y
      @sacb0y 3 роки тому +1

      @@JJAB91 It's not that bad, it's just disappointing at worst. Writing wise it's no worse than any previous KH game besides some disney worlds (Frozen mainly) getting fucked by disney.
      Like probably the weirdest thing is there's an equivalent of MGS "Nanomachines" plot device.

  • @BiigManGage
    @BiigManGage 3 роки тому +940

    Charlie is possibly the moistest man alive, I mean is there any proof saying otherwise?

  • @Hadeks_Marow
    @Hadeks_Marow 3 роки тому +20

    I'm definitely buying this game! . . .
    . . . just gotta wait for them to finish making it first.

    • @thedoomtestament4547
      @thedoomtestament4547 3 роки тому

      *cyberpunk*

    • @xenogorwraithblade2538
      @xenogorwraithblade2538 3 роки тому

      @@thedoomtestament4547 pretty fucking much. Which is a bit of a gut punch, I've been looking forward to this one for a couple years and it's barely half done.

    • @codicon6132
      @codicon6132 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

  • @drifter4534
    @drifter4534 3 роки тому +53

    I could already tell this shit was gonna bomb just based off the Instagram ads. It promised too much. Cyberpunk syndrome

    • @skootergangkhris
      @skootergangkhris 3 роки тому +4

      Facts

    • @superbeanx2
      @superbeanx2 3 роки тому +1

      Same. I saw the ads on yt just showing the character walk around and I could already tell it was gonna suck because they weren't showing anything else

    • @jean4712
      @jean4712 3 роки тому

      @@superbeanx2 lmao yeah

  • @papakev6676
    @papakev6676 3 роки тому

    one of only a handful of times that im glad that i ignored reviews and videos on this game to form an opinion of my own and in all honesty im having a fucking blast. i disagree with most of what Charlie said but regardless, i realize he wasn't having fun with the game but i respect him for actually finishing it not quitting before the end of the tutorial like a lot of people I've seen. I'll admit 60 is steep of a price but like cyberpunk I've personally had minimal issues (a majority being frame rate related) and no problems with broken quests. to each their own ig. great video Charlie

  • @ergicgaming1618
    @ergicgaming1618 3 роки тому +4

    "Ahhh! i remember you as kiddling you were a good boy, i can see that you are still a good boy."

  • @edwardbenson4795
    @edwardbenson4795 3 роки тому +31

    Narrator: eventually the dev's stopped thinking.

  • @Xehemoth
    @Xehemoth 3 роки тому +10

    Pre-order class is all I needed to hear to know everything I needed to know about the game and the people who developed it.

    • @kakseto8757
      @kakseto8757 3 роки тому

      Yup

    • @swampgurt
      @swampgurt 3 роки тому

      wait there’s a class exclusive only for pre orders..?

    • @Xehemoth
      @Xehemoth 3 роки тому

      @@swampgurt Yeah, that MaUrAdEr class is preorder only, so I have been told from Gameranx

    • @JD-wv1yi
      @JD-wv1yi 3 роки тому

      yup, if you're not confident in your game you can scam people with pre-orders

  • @memenazi7078
    @memenazi7078 3 роки тому +6

    this looks like one of those games where the most fun is imagining it. At least it looks good

  • @Blaze936
    @Blaze936 3 роки тому +31

    "But boss, the game isn't finished. It's a glitchy mess."
    "Just send it brah."

  • @kennyr.l
    @kennyr.l 3 роки тому +3

    i love the way charlie reviews games. He has no filter

  • @SolaireGamingPT
    @SolaireGamingPT 3 роки тому +70

    "The state of this game is very rough. Think Cyberpunk but with furries"
    Oooooof...

    • @another4189
      @another4189 3 роки тому +13

      @@2xDeacon Shill

    • @Qulize
      @Qulize 3 роки тому +4

      @@2xDeacon Corpo slvt

    • @AaA_10779
      @AaA_10779 3 роки тому +13

      @@2xDeacon Imagine shilling for half-ass 60 dollars game lmao

    • @BigJuice69
      @BigJuice69 3 роки тому +4

      @@2xDeacon having played the game i'd say it's an accurate statement, it is clearly unfinished. The bits that were finished were good (character customization, combat to an extent, overall vibe and artstyle) It's one of those games that sounds amazing on paper but when you play it it falls apart. for me it just got very boring very quickly, when I wasn't being plagued with stuttering every 30 seconds, which was not much.

    • @twatx0310
      @twatx0310 3 роки тому +8

      @@2xDeacon bro just by looking at the gameplay for 1 minute I can already see that this is nothing more than an amateur project made in unity, there are games out there that you can get for free that are better than this 60$ unfinished ripoff

  • @GRAY-vg8fl
    @GRAY-vg8fl 2 роки тому +1

    Seems like they made a very satisfying demo with one NPC and two enemies, and they were so satisfied with it they just copy pasted it infinitely.

  • @space_marshmallow7391
    @space_marshmallow7391 3 роки тому +16

    I hope they don't give up on this game or a series, there is definitely potential

  • @supersaiyanluigi5858
    @supersaiyanluigi5858 2 роки тому +12

    Playing this in December in 2022 and I really like this game, combat and all. I recommend a high difficulty setting but I seriously like the countering and the combat

    • @ItsjustBlackJackhere
      @ItsjustBlackJackhere 2 роки тому +2

      Just started a couple hours and ago and WOW most of the breeds are ugly, i chose the 1st one

    • @steveosk8s
      @steveosk8s 2 роки тому +1

      Janky and mediocre games can have their fun if the price is right. I'll play basically anything for $10..

    • @bigpapameme7155
      @bigpapameme7155 2 роки тому +1

      Just tired it and it was one of the worst things I have ever done

  • @bonkusdonkus3743
    @bonkusdonkus3743 3 роки тому +135

    Honestly when I saw the “Jumbo Puff” I gave up faith on the game.

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html :)

    • @handsomemac1621
      @handsomemac1621 3 роки тому

      What part of their marketing squirrels as martial arts experts made you think this wasn't a kids game?

    • @bonkusdonkus3743
      @bonkusdonkus3743 3 роки тому

      @@handsomemac1621 kids game? That doesn’t matter to me. It’s just the fucking name of that boss to me reflects the game as a whole.

    • @handsomemac1621
      @handsomemac1621 3 роки тому

      @@bonkusdonkus3743 A childish name reflects a childish game. That seems like a good job to me.

    • @soulechelon2643
      @soulechelon2643 3 роки тому

      @@bonkusdonkus3743 Boss' name makes sense with the game's general narrative of naive, inhuman creatures sticking to their naive, inhuman nature. At least it wasn't named "Dread Behemoth" or some other boring ass name you see in every other boring ass game nowadays. Devs stuck to a theme and while the finished product is flawed, I applaud them for sticking to said theme.

  • @peach8440
    @peach8440 3 роки тому +2

    Most honest review I’ve seen

  • @momotaro1236
    @momotaro1236 3 роки тому +118

    Looks like most of the energy in this game was put into the graphics and not actually making the game enjoyable

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @TheDrakoLegacy
      @TheDrakoLegacy 3 роки тому +26

      Its kinda sad that's a theme nowadays. Pretty game, fucking empty.

    • @fatneek6569
      @fatneek6569 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html :)

    • @rita-want-sex152
      @rita-want-sex152 3 роки тому

      and

    • @m1bl4n
      @m1bl4n 3 роки тому +3

      Imo the game is really enjoyable. Just not from the very start. I'm at a point of the game where I understand how it fully works and I'm having a blast.
      Combat is just very poorly explained and parrying is very important yet hard to do, since the indicator is pretty much invisible. Overall, I like the systems, and I'm having a good time.

  • @thebatmanofneo-gotham5667
    @thebatmanofneo-gotham5667 3 роки тому +68

    Son: "Mom, can we please get Black Myth Wukong?"
    Mom: "No, we have Black Myth Wukong at home."
    Black Myth Wukong At Home:

  • @QBiggie95
    @QBiggie95 3 роки тому +5

    I agree with most of your takes, though my experience with melee two handed swords is vastly different, that shit slapped hard af. I sure hope the company allows them to make a second game with a good budget, though the negative reviews probably will have them shut it down, there is so much potential and now the game has a lot of bones to work with.

  • @ApEsHiTviDs
    @ApEsHiTviDs 3 роки тому +1

    the intro is actually very well done haha

  • @JustArcher19
    @JustArcher19 3 роки тому +4

    I will never understand how this man's videos can be so long and complex and then he just ends it with "and uh yeah, that's really about it...see ya"

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 3 роки тому +74

    “They call elevators Uppy Downys”
    Well at least we know they hired 3 year olds for their writing team

    • @ehoffart529
      @ehoffart529 3 роки тому +5

      Uppy downys is what I call cocktails. At first I feel uppy then the existential crisis kicks in and I'm Downy.

    • @moondoff
      @moondoff 3 роки тому

      It's cheaper lol

    • @chukyuniqul
      @chukyuniqul 3 роки тому

      @@ehoffart529 can you replace the dialogue in this game, it sounds like you'd do a reasonably good job.

    • @Odyssey636
      @Odyssey636 3 роки тому

      Coming from the dude who needed to edit a one sentence comment and goes by eva 01 with a childish pfp. Yeah mate you could do better.

    • @cslpchr
      @cslpchr 3 роки тому

      Or they hired Australians.

  • @unbentgore4144
    @unbentgore4144 3 роки тому +49

    The lighting reminds me of the old "what if Mario/Zelda was made in unreal engine HD 4k" and it's really jarring. I agree I like the style, but even the best part about the game is unfinished.

    • @codicon6132
      @codicon6132 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/v-deo.html

    • @wolfiemuse
      @wolfiemuse 3 роки тому +1

      It does look a little better than the lighting for those unreal engine/open source engine type redo’s of things like Zelda and Mario, though. But I get where you’re coming from. It’s sad that the aesthetic is the best part of the game. Makes me really wish it was better executed.

  • @Uniqo.7
    @Uniqo.7 3 роки тому +2

    One of the head developers even said the reason they took so long is because they wanted to ensure that the game was “finished”

  • @shovit4186
    @shovit4186 3 роки тому +7

    Listening to this i am pretty sure they forgot to hire a game designer.

  • @bunnyded
    @bunnyded 3 роки тому +68

    It’s sad how so many games are being hyped up to be labeled “triple A”

    • @Android480
      @Android480 3 роки тому +11

      If an indie team tries to go for the AAA aesthetic, they're guaranteed to fail

    • @SuperIntenseGamer
      @SuperIntenseGamer 3 роки тому +7

      @@Android480 Exactly. No way you're gonna make a good triple A game if it's your first time making a game.

    • @QuietFury9
      @QuietFury9 3 роки тому

      Oh don't worry AAAA games are on the way

    • @gabrieldarkr1
      @gabrieldarkr1 3 роки тому +5

      @@Android480 they forget why AAA games are AAA, then try to replicate then with 1/5 of the budget and 1/5 of developers while charging the same price, then you have biomutant

    • @W33SNAW
      @W33SNAW 3 роки тому +11

      At this point, triple A means nothing to me. Most of the recent AAA games over the last few years have been beyond awful and their excuse is “it’s a live service”. Like no? I didn’t pay you $60 for half a game

  • @DeeDeeCeeCee
    @DeeDeeCeeCee 3 роки тому +40

    The title of this video should be "Florida man murders an entire game studio" a second, equally as accurate title, should be "Florida man raw-dogs an entire game studio"

  • @EllisClark2010
    @EllisClark2010 2 роки тому +2

    This game is so dry I had to actually drink 4 glasses of water while I was playing it.

    • @mquezda6256
      @mquezda6256 2 роки тому

      I had to return this game. Its still bad