The Worst 5 Games of 2019

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  • @spooki62
    @spooki62 5 років тому +1411

    come out in 2019,
    hit the bargain bin in 2019

    • @ratchetexperience8379
      @ratchetexperience8379 5 років тому +64

      That's an insult to the bargain bins. At least you can find some good decent games in there.

    • @landenk.9723
      @landenk.9723 5 років тому +2

      Spooki I bought Anthem for 5 bucks

    • @andycruzatx3387
      @andycruzatx3387 5 років тому +42

      @@landenk.9723 wasted 5 bucks

    • @Senumunu
      @Senumunu 5 років тому

      at least some good comes from this time accelerationism of the modern day.

    • @geraldacheampong4321
      @geraldacheampong4321 5 років тому +1

      Jod isn’t here

  • @dudemanmccool7323
    @dudemanmccool7323 5 років тому +11311

    I’ve gotta be honest i didn’t see anthem coming...
    Because i forgot about it

    • @sauzy0
      @sauzy0 5 років тому +135

      Pretty much almost everyone I'd say lmaoo

    • @KallipsoHD
      @KallipsoHD 5 років тому +112

      Jesus fuck, I was thinking the same too. The whole thing was like a feverdream.

    • @Luma38
      @Luma38 5 років тому +40

      Same... and I've even completed the damn game. what a fucking waste of money that was.

    • @josephhalbohn5962
      @josephhalbohn5962 5 років тому +37

      Dude Man McCool we didn’t forget anthem, our brains forcibly repressed all memory of it

    • @buried4430
      @buried4430 5 років тому +11

      I thought it came out last year.

  • @ratmulcher
    @ratmulcher 4 роки тому +8197

    As a 14 year old, spending £60 on Anthem just for it to die in three weeks is something I will never financially recover from.

    • @paulhusband843
      @paulhusband843 4 роки тому +396

      window071 son that is an underrated comment

    • @milkman5969
      @milkman5969 4 роки тому +570

      window071 I spent 60 dollars on Fallout 76 on launch, and am now super cautious about buying games.

    • @literallyprussia3844
      @literallyprussia3844 4 роки тому +52

      Wyatt Kulman I spent $80!

    • @CHEMOTHERAPYWIG
      @CHEMOTHERAPYWIG 4 роки тому +25

      ok zoomer

    • @literallyprussia3844
      @literallyprussia3844 4 роки тому +463

      CHEMOTHERAPY WIG wow so funny man nice one you got him there he is destroyed man he ain't ever coming back from that one youch

  • @blackreaper2343
    @blackreaper2343 5 років тому +3954

    Anthem's hardest boss : the loading screen

    • @Razer5542
      @Razer5542 5 років тому +22

      @@theamericanpatriot2015 Stop.

    • @BUBBA808
      @BUBBA808 5 років тому +6

      BlackReaper23 straight up bro😂

    • @theamericanpatriot2015
      @theamericanpatriot2015 5 років тому +8

      Razer Why should I? Unless you’re my dead wife/sister, you shouldn’t tell me- OH FUCK THEY’VE FOUND ME

    • @disho4208
      @disho4208 5 років тому +3

      And the bugs

    • @reedcoffman3210
      @reedcoffman3210 5 років тому +1

      I sense botting 6 comments 1.3k likes??

  • @neore
    @neore 5 років тому +6205

    I forgot Anthem came out in 2019 lmao

    • @ringoshultz8414
      @ringoshultz8414 5 років тому +152

      Saw a copy of Anthem for $9.99 lmao

    • @jagtech490
      @jagtech490 5 років тому +137

      Elijah Esparza went to gamestop yesterday saw a cop for 5.99

    • @ringoshultz8414
      @ringoshultz8414 5 років тому +33

      @@jagtech490 Jesus Christ lmfao

    • @andrewodinson3726
      @andrewodinson3726 5 років тому +46

      I forgot Anthem was a thing

    • @KlitterKlapper
      @KlitterKlapper 5 років тому +18

      People actually said to me on twitter that anthem is a good game

  • @Myron_ae
    @Myron_ae 5 років тому +5429

    The amount of people that didn’t know crackdown came out is hilarious

    • @MrStatistx
      @MrStatistx 5 років тому +88

      I remember it coming out but thought last year. It's just forgettable

    • @geraldacheampong4321
      @geraldacheampong4321 5 років тому +7

      Jod isn’t here 💀

    • @evanjones-nz8vx
      @evanjones-nz8vx 5 років тому +10

      Myron Wheeler I’m one of them

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 5 років тому +46

      I was fr hyped for it and didn’t know it came out this year... what a fucking flop LOL

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 5 років тому +5

      I didnt even remember anthem was a thing.

  • @JonBoy967
    @JonBoy967 5 років тому +2249

    lol they've hinted and hyped crackdown 3 for like 9 year's, wasn't even aware of its release

    • @ratchetexperience8379
      @ratchetexperience8379 5 років тому +57

      There was a Crackdown 3?

    • @burtbiggum499
      @burtbiggum499 5 років тому +8

      Carmen Sandiego yeah it was worse than the prior entries

    • @LermaBean
      @LermaBean 5 років тому +16

      Please don't mention Crackdown 3, I just want to forget about it.

    • @MrLongdongification
      @MrLongdongification 5 років тому +37

      I put hundreds of hours into the older games. I played crackdown 3 for like 15 minutes because I saw it was free on the xbox pass, and promptly deleted it off my system. The game honestly isnt even worth finishing the tutorial if that says anything to describe the abomination.

    • @JonBoy967
      @JonBoy967 5 років тому +9

      @@MrLongdongification yeah even though the first 2 werent objectively amazing games, I personally adored them. good times in the late 2000's / early 2010's on the 360

  • @benschannel9065
    @benschannel9065 5 років тому +1774

    Anthem was so bad we erased it from our memories to avoid the trauma

  • @trap9273
    @trap9273 5 років тому +2639

    “They smelt your fart when you entered” I’m dead

  • @ethman7914
    @ethman7914 5 років тому +4190

    The dryest games of 2019

    • @blood3215
      @blood3215 5 років тому +59

      More dry than a dry thing

    • @sterps
      @sterps 5 років тому +59

      They dried for our sins

    • @Koomoee
      @Koomoee 5 років тому +10

      Yeah what a missed opportunity with the title

    • @fridge713
      @fridge713 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @Dysanii
      @Dysanii 5 років тому +2

      These games dryed real quick

  • @floormatt8
    @floormatt8 5 років тому +734

    Anthem: The Loading Screen: The Game better be on this list

    • @neunleben1358
      @neunleben1358 5 років тому +4

      I read that comment as he was gonna announce the top one.

    • @deadnite7564
      @deadnite7564 5 років тому +10

      Ikr I got it for Christmas lel

    • @JordanII.
      @JordanII. 5 років тому +28

      @@deadnite7564 F

    • @KriIIex
      @KriIIex 5 років тому +1

      @@deadnite7564 damn

    • @Zadanoire
      @Zadanoire 5 років тому +1

      DeadNite *R.I.P*

  • @sewersam4399
    @sewersam4399 5 років тому +719

    There needs to be an honorable mention segment in the moisties

    • @randomuser3561
      @randomuser3561 5 років тому +38

      You mean dishonourable mentions

    • @Nostromo_TK
      @Nostromo_TK 4 роки тому +15

      I was actually surprised that Death Stranding wasn't in there. Definitely needs a mentions segment.

    • @johnkinsey6117
      @johnkinsey6117 4 роки тому +3

      @@randomuser3561 for some reason I heard that in the watchmojo narrator voice

    • @MetalMario137
      @MetalMario137 4 роки тому

      Yeah, Super Fight should have been in here lol

    • @amliamatovu364
      @amliamatovu364 3 роки тому +3

      Everything about Death Stranding {Except the gameplay} is great. I agreed with all of Charlie’s points

  • @Nixha98
    @Nixha98 5 років тому +2401

    Remember when Anthem would literally brick your console

    • @geraldacheampong4321
      @geraldacheampong4321 5 років тому +11

      Nixha Games jod isn’t here 👍

    • @labinotkulla6308
      @labinotkulla6308 5 років тому +11

      Wait what. Can you explain?

    • @geraldacheampong4321
      @geraldacheampong4321 5 років тому +33

      We meet Again sir watch out for Jod! He’s probably hanging around the tread in these videos.. he’s a dangerous specimen. Just doing my job..

    • @labinotkulla6308
      @labinotkulla6308 5 років тому +9

      @@geraldacheampong4321 no, i meant what to Nixha Games

    • @geraldacheampong4321
      @geraldacheampong4321 5 років тому +7

      We meet Again sir o o o o

  • @landondoesyt_2269
    @landondoesyt_2269 5 років тому +2197

    Charlie seems like he would be that one dentist who doesn't recommend Colgate

    • @NegusInParis01
      @NegusInParis01 4 роки тому +93

      And he turns out to be the only one with a PhD

    • @jasonkeith2832
      @jasonkeith2832 4 роки тому +23

      @@NegusInParis01 Which is funnier when you consider that dentistry is a DDS.
      Also, the PhD is how he knows how the chemicals in the toothpaste are interacting with your body.

    • @vasilidoesstuff
      @vasilidoesstuff 4 роки тому +8

      @@jasonkeith2832 this guys thinks he’s reeealllly smart

    • @thaddeushenry9730
      @thaddeushenry9730 4 роки тому +8

      He probably is, not to mention still helping the OG comment's post.

    • @notthottie9882
      @notthottie9882 4 роки тому +20

      @@vasilidoesstuff and you're probably reeealllly stupid

  • @mikelandey
    @mikelandey 4 роки тому +387

    I’ll never forget how hyped my friend was for anthem. He even went and pre ordered the like $120 super ultra deluxe edition before the beta came out. And I told him not to because he hasn’t even played it yet but he was so sure it was going to be good. And boy was he wrong

    • @fadicrafter6090
      @fadicrafter6090 4 роки тому +35

      I feel bad. Your friend wanted anthem to be good. Everyone wanted anthem to be good. It had such a cool concept with the javelins. I hope that there are game companies that will decide to make their own games with the same javelin concept and make that game what anthem could’ve been.

    • @WarmageGarrison
      @WarmageGarrison 4 роки тому +15

      This is really one of the only upcoming games I have EVER been excited about. Every time I watch game trailers from E3 or something I enjoy them but Anthem was the only one I genuinely was so glad to exist. Now I am $80 more poor than I want to be and not much to show for it. Makes me sad :/

    • @456death654
      @456death654 3 роки тому +5

      Don’t believe trailers. Fucking simple

  • @oprah_winstreak1853
    @oprah_winstreak1853 5 років тому +1684

    #2- "Porn parodies are more respectable-"
    I'm dead 😂
    The drysies.

    • @rus778
      @rus778 5 років тому +29

      more respectable to the source material xD

    • @InstigationFixation
      @InstigationFixation 5 років тому +5

      Seemed like a jab at Jackson

    • @cyberzangoose16
      @cyberzangoose16 5 років тому +5

      Im dead laughing emoji.
      Ah, you must be clone 72914284.

    • @oprah_winstreak1853
      @oprah_winstreak1853 5 років тому

      @@cyberzangoose16 Hello, my name is Connor. How'd you know?

  • @saraklingenborg7897
    @saraklingenborg7897 5 років тому +387

    Anthem was such a failure it cant even be considered an anthem, just a wimpy fart of a melody.

  • @MacenW
    @MacenW 5 років тому +440

    When people tell me Anthem got good I know they're salty they bought it for 60$ at launch

    • @Helvedear
      @Helvedear 4 роки тому +3

      Trikki for 2020 Lol fuck you dude

    • @generalgrievous5452
      @generalgrievous5452 4 роки тому +21

      People get salty for spending money? Ha. Poor. Anyways gotta ho back to my moms abandoned van for bedtime

    • @cruncrub5824
      @cruncrub5824 4 роки тому +24

      General Grievous damn bro you really convinced with that “argument”

    • @satan7350
      @satan7350 4 роки тому +4

      @@Helvedear it true tho

    • @itsyourgirlaly8718
      @itsyourgirlaly8718 4 роки тому +5

      It didn't get good. I bought it at launch. I am super salty.

  • @disco8301
    @disco8301 5 років тому +285

    When he starts talking about Contra the next time it cuts to him it looks like his hair is significantly more wet than it was when he was talking about crackdown previously.

    • @ryanfuller4401
      @ryanfuller4401 5 років тому +72

      He was getting really dry so he needed more moisture

    • @brocklee4983
      @brocklee4983 5 років тому +23

      Disco he took his hat off and spilled all the grease from it on his head

    • @smithtwentytwo3593
      @smithtwentytwo3593 5 років тому +6

      He has to grease up as he progresses.

    • @JeffSkyward
      @JeffSkyward 5 років тому

      I hate your profile pic

    • @geraldacheampong4321
      @geraldacheampong4321 5 років тому

      Jod isn’t here

  • @Fat-Jim
    @Fat-Jim 5 років тому +327

    I'm currently having mini panic attack since I noticed something in your room Charlie. Where. Is. WATTO.

    • @Fat-Jim
      @Fat-Jim 5 років тому +10

      @Anirban Chakrabarti what's new with you?

    • @Fat-Jim
      @Fat-Jim 5 років тому +8

      @Anirban Chakrabarti okay let me rephrase: No it's not true don't even ask. What's new with you.

    • @spicyice1869
      @spicyice1869 5 років тому +17

      Maybe it's behind his hair...

    • @turkeyman888
      @turkeyman888 5 років тому +3

      His watto is in episode 9

    • @deathrattles214
      @deathrattles214 5 років тому +2

      Juan Cortez Muro fuck off

  • @Beefman.0
    @Beefman.0 5 років тому +126

    When you die you just get a review of your live by charlie that ends with “well thats it, see ya”

  • @thewwefan57
    @thewwefan57 5 років тому +766

    Get ready for...
    ANTHEM II: CATS

    • @MDSF90
      @MDSF90 5 років тому +5

      George Washington Don’t F**K With Cats

    • @muffincake4714
      @muffincake4714 5 років тому +8

      No

    • @UltimatePowa
      @UltimatePowa 5 років тому +3

      @@muffincake4714 yes

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 5 років тому +3

      It would be purrrfect if you deleted your account now.

    • @strikrsea5166
      @strikrsea5166 5 років тому +2

      That new CATS live action is fuckin horrific to look at and you can’t fuckin say it isn’t

  • @Super-zq3pn
    @Super-zq3pn 5 років тому +413

    “this tries to do so many things and its bad at it” so basically me

  • @iSaveTheQueen
    @iSaveTheQueen 5 років тому +254

    as mentioned on twitch, Amy Schumer is better than Anthem

    • @guaceldono7231
      @guaceldono7231 5 років тому +11

      Nobody's Nightmare
      That would be a good debate

    • @JonathanAlba
      @JonathanAlba 4 роки тому +24

      Let’s not go too far, like yeah, it was a pretty bad game, but at least everyone had expectations of it Being good and the trailers looked nice, there’s nothing good about Amy Schumer

  • @sawbones0158
    @sawbones0158 5 років тому +340

    Top 5 best & worst “that’s about it, see ya” of 2019. Go!

    • @geraldacheampong4321
      @geraldacheampong4321 5 років тому +1

      SawBones01 jod isn’t here

    • @bearmandev
      @bearmandev 5 років тому

      I only just noticed that he always says that at the end of the video. Lol.

  • @b.prince2263
    @b.prince2263 5 років тому +767

    Anthem was the Fallout 76 of 2019

    • @alexmudkip5974
      @alexmudkip5974 5 років тому +23

      @@theamericanpatriot2015 Why do you keep on asking for toe pics from top comments?

    • @boldone66
      @boldone66 5 років тому +11

      @@alexmudkip5974 just report him for spamming and being so stupid, like I'm doing

    • @matte3348
      @matte3348 5 років тому +5

      Bold One bet you’re great at parties huh?

    • @boldone66
      @boldone66 5 років тому +23

      @@matte3348 oh no I'm not brave enough for ~politics~ parties
      Most of the time I'm actually joking around. It's just these spammers that get on my nerves

    • @theamericanpatriot2015
      @theamericanpatriot2015 5 років тому +13

      I follow the ways of the old gods

  • @gamerdudes2642
    @gamerdudes2642 5 років тому +193

    Their were so many bad games in 2019 we need another top 5 worst games of 2019.

  • @Pedozzi
    @Pedozzi 5 років тому +1696

    Do best new pornstars of 2019

    • @Pedozzi
      @Pedozzi 5 років тому +11

      @Sandra G ur moms gay

    • @pol_swini
      @pol_swini 5 років тому +79

      masturbation is a sin brother

    • @timothyegdell38
      @timothyegdell38 5 років тому +24

      @@pol_swini not anymore

    •  5 років тому +3

      Pornhub already done that i saw it yesterday

    • @MondAyyy
      @MondAyyy 5 років тому +4

      @@railroadhistoryarchives Link plz

  • @datboik8011
    @datboik8011 5 років тому +389

    I’m still upset that game of moans wasn’t the most moist game of the year, It was definitely the wettest.

    • @larrybird6860
      @larrybird6860 5 років тому

      Gerry Buckets Link?

    • @datboik8011
      @datboik8011 5 років тому

      Gasconade Gaming Outstanding move

    • @Jayyak47
      @Jayyak47 5 років тому

      Gerry Buckets Link?

  • @00verflow
    @00verflow 5 років тому +30

    Been watching your vids for years man. Ever since you played Sumotori Dreams back in the day I've loved your channel. Your probably the first channel I followed on UA-cam. Im the same age as you so being able to grow in life with your channel felt like I always had a friend that was there when I didn't have one. Appreciate you Charlie. Man of the decade.

  • @sacktheripper786
    @sacktheripper786 5 років тому +208

    Man I remember enjoying Anthem beta for an hour. I know I’m a true warrior for surviving that hour

  • @josephhalbohn5962
    @josephhalbohn5962 5 років тому +170

    BioWare: hello we make strong single player character driven narrative RPGs
    EA: make destiny with *jet packs*

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 5 років тому +6

      BioWare made strong single player games 10 years ago. EA didn't tell them to do anything. The company is just bad now.

    • @geraldacheampong4321
      @geraldacheampong4321 5 років тому +1

      Jod isn’t here 👍

    • @JohnDoe-yk8uz
      @JohnDoe-yk8uz 5 років тому +2

      Joseph Halbohn that’s disrespectful to destiny lmao. Anthem is what you call destiny’s failed abortion child

    • @_.l4n3
      @_.l4n3 5 років тому +1

      I gotta get me one of those.

    • @trentonyoakum1627
      @trentonyoakum1627 5 років тому

      @@geraldacheampong4321 yea now its the toe pics guy

  • @spiralphoenix9839
    @spiralphoenix9839 5 років тому +165

    Heard of anthem purely from the adds on UA-cam when it claimed it would be the best game. Never heard of it after a week later

  • @brotherbruti
    @brotherbruti 5 років тому +351

    Crackdown 3 came out? I thought it just died, I stopped hearing about it.

    • @ryanfuller4401
      @ryanfuller4401 5 років тому +12

      It's just so fucking average that it's bad which is an odd statement but that's my opinion

    • @ProjectDamo
      @ProjectDamo 5 років тому +5

      Crackdown was one of those games you lived when you were younger, but learned what a good game was 😂 ua-cam.com/video/2PW2eMboreI/v-deo.html

    • @mohammadsaleh6615
      @mohammadsaleh6615 5 років тому

      ikr

    • @bl33zy52
      @bl33zy52 5 років тому +1

      I played it on gamepass and was severely disappointed

    • @rkit6707
      @rkit6707 5 років тому +2

      I honestly don't know why people thought that game would be good. Just look at what Sumo Digital did with LBP3. Game is full of bugs and game-breaking glitches to the point that you can't play for a couple minutes until your profile gets corrupted, and then you have to delete your saved data.

  • @Her_Sisko
    @Her_Sisko 5 років тому +509

    Moist Daddy, Mr. 6.5 inch dong, internet King Kong, Fleshlight youtube hero, and the one and only FootballPlaya420. Absolute unit

    • @No-sr5fb
      @No-sr5fb 5 років тому +26

      In awe at the moisture levels of this lad

    • @Her_Sisko
      @Her_Sisko 5 років тому +14

      @@No-sr5fb boi out here like a goddamn rainforest or summin

    • @MDSF90
      @MDSF90 5 років тому +8

      Moister than oyster in Mariana Trench

    • @rgrizzle6606
      @rgrizzle6606 5 років тому +1

      2019 man

    • @AChunkyDog
      @AChunkyDog 5 років тому

      So most he makes me wet

  • @Aquixus
    @Aquixus 5 років тому +76

    I literally didn’t know a single game on this list except anthem, and I never knew anything about it except it sucked so much

  • @ManinTidyWhities
    @ManinTidyWhities 5 років тому +911

    "It's just a beta, Anthem will be awesome! You're just a salty racist!"
    Yup, statements like that has aged like fine milk left out on the counter on a hot, humid day

    • @GLITCH_-.-
      @GLITCH_-.- 5 років тому +3

      Your comment is a perfect emulation of critical. 👏Do you also have your own personality or is it just his?

    • @zenith5048
      @zenith5048 5 років тому +118

      ̷ ̴ ̸ɢ̸ʟ̶ɪ̸ᴛ̶ᴄ̶ʜ̷ ̶ ̶ do you have more edge or is that all?

    • @axelw7323
      @axelw7323 5 років тому +31

      @@zenith5048 DESTRUCTION 100

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens 5 років тому +85

      @@GLITCH_-.-
      >Dude literally named "glitch" in "kewl gamer" font
      Woah woah we got Sh4dow Wolf here about to 1v1 us

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens 5 років тому +6

      @@phunki1696 wouldn't you know that, edgeboy

  • @richapborne6870
    @richapborne6870 5 років тому +50

    Where’s my fleshlight top 5

  • @Simplepleasures20
    @Simplepleasures20 5 років тому +68

    As someone who bought anthem, I can say without a doubt, I feel like a degenerate for buying that game and regret it

  • @Brocheski29
    @Brocheski29 5 років тому +32

    My man Charlie is on trending. The man deserves it.

  • @jaye8579
    @jaye8579 5 років тому +155

    I cant stop staring at the mole on criticals left arm...

    • @ripvanwinkles
      @ripvanwinkles 5 років тому +22

      Must be new here

    • @Metalfear18
      @Metalfear18 5 років тому +12

      "MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY"

    • @despairmale
      @despairmale 5 років тому +16

      Weird kink you got there

    • @thealphas1
      @thealphas1 5 років тому +3

      It’s gotten to the point where I have to block it with my hand sometimes

    • @DNeptunee
      @DNeptunee 5 років тому +2

      @@Metalfear18 nice reference

  • @kr4zyy
    @kr4zyy 5 років тому +58

    7:15 Damn, that's really _CONTRA_ dicting

  • @Minecraft360stuff
    @Minecraft360stuff 5 років тому +44

    Damn was really looking forward to seeing Ryan host this

  • @weenpounder5613
    @weenpounder5613 5 років тому +15

    Anthem being number 1 legitimately shocked me because I forgot it existed.

  • @Adrian-fj3xp
    @Adrian-fj3xp 4 роки тому +13

    cyberpunk is gonna be the next anthem of its year

    • @perc1530
      @perc1530 4 роки тому +1

      I think and hope it will be more like no mans sky, bad launch, but the devs update the shit out of it, and in a few years it's actually pretty fun.

  • @tonyflamingosucks6590
    @tonyflamingosucks6590 5 років тому +73

    6:14 - 7:14 - 8:20
    Charlie’s hair magically went from dry, wet, and dry again 🤔

  • @AlexanderWilithinIII
    @AlexanderWilithinIII 5 років тому +12

    I can't for the moisties to evolve into an actual event with sponsorships and charlie in a suit, still sitting at a computer desk

  • @iceboxxer494
    @iceboxxer494 5 років тому +103

    Honorable mentions: Ghost Recon Breakpoint

    • @nomirakuru
      @nomirakuru 4 роки тому +4

      @@theamericanpatriot2015 funny hahahahhhahahahaahahahhahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahh

    • @gwroliver3540
      @gwroliver3540 4 роки тому

      Race with Ryan

  • @whynotdean8966
    @whynotdean8966 5 років тому +45

    Red Faction: Guerilla is the most fun you can have with your clothes still on.

    • @bom.6658
      @bom.6658 5 років тому +11

      If you take your clothes off it’s the most fun you can have with your clothes off to

    • @theamericanpatriot2015
      @theamericanpatriot2015 5 років тому +1

      Why not Dean toe pics pls

    • @geraldacheampong4321
      @geraldacheampong4321 5 років тому +1

      Jod isn’t here 🤝

    • @craposnap
      @craposnap 5 років тому +2

      Gerald Acheampong What the fuck are you talking about.

    • @boldone66
      @boldone66 5 років тому +3

      @@craposnap he's spamming like an idiot in almost every comment, just report him like I did

  • @ondeado6013
    @ondeado6013 3 роки тому +3

    These are my Christmas gifts at the end of every year. Thank you Charlie

  • @Biff_mB0ne
    @Biff_mB0ne 5 років тому +79

    #1: CATS: The Game

    • @geraldacheampong4321
      @geraldacheampong4321 5 років тому

      Biff_m B0ne Jod isn’t here 😸

    • @TechPriestFred
      @TechPriestFred 5 років тому

      C. A. T. S. is a fun mobile game tho!

    • @tyrkun1624
      @tyrkun1624 5 років тому +1

      Did you hear the movie is getting a day one patch?

    • @johncameron6877
      @johncameron6877 5 років тому

      ah yes, the very first "strand" type movie

  • @henryrothert6160
    @henryrothert6160 5 років тому +28

    How dare you put a masterpiece such as Dobre Dunk on here

  • @quintinmiddleton2615
    @quintinmiddleton2615 5 років тому +29

    The criticism of Anthem and the loyalty of the consumer reminds me of Apple junkies.

  • @inkpistachio
    @inkpistachio 5 років тому +322

    the video came out 6 minutes ago, it's 11 minutes long, and it already has 5 dislikes
    someones dry

    • @mikeyboy7719
      @mikeyboy7719 5 років тому +29

      Most of them aren't even real people. UA-cam just puts dislikes on every video

    • @adriendm
      @adriendm 5 років тому +12

      It's just beta males. Don't bother

    • @aylegs6764
      @aylegs6764 5 років тому +16

      @@mikeyboy7719 source

    • @hongodongo9053
      @hongodongo9053 5 років тому +2

      Its just the equivalent of internet white noise.

    • @evan6630
      @evan6630 5 років тому +1

      MikeyBoy source

  • @handledashhh9045
    @handledashhh9045 5 років тому +774

    I feel like we need top 10 worst douchetubers of 2019 now...
    [Since four people said it would be the same people every year, top 10 crackheads featured in A&E cop chasing highlights.]

    • @maggoteater2290
      @maggoteater2290 5 років тому +20

      Then we would have the same people every year

    • @dullicecream
      @dullicecream 5 років тому +4

      @@maggoteater2290 lmaooo

    • @DanTheEnigma
      @DanTheEnigma 5 років тому +6

      It'd be too hard to narrow it down to 10. There's such heavy competition.

    • @oprah_winstreak1853
      @oprah_winstreak1853 5 років тому +5

      @@maggoteater2290 Facts
      Rice gum would be in the videos for life

    • @Bufubarion
      @Bufubarion 5 років тому

      Sailor

  • @0ttimo
    @0ttimo 4 роки тому +11

    I love Charlie’s over usage of the term “tommy wiso overdosing on xanax”

  • @jnildef1269
    @jnildef1269 5 років тому +22

    Dude I forgot anthem was a game at all.

  • @Alice-ib4cz
    @Alice-ib4cz 4 роки тому +5

    My brain completely erased Anthem’s existence. Charlie talking about it started bringing back small repressed memories of it and it was scary

  • @Zaysaki
    @Zaysaki 5 років тому +113

    "wait, how is FO76 not on a list like this?"
    *googles release date*
    "oh..."
    I honestly thought it came out this year, but no, it's just so bad that the internet is still actively shitting on it over a year afterwards. The bad news surrounding it are so consistent someone could probably start their own news channel that competes with Fox and the others.

    • @wastedhumanity7654
      @wastedhumanity7654 4 роки тому +1

      They revived the hate when they "revamp'd" it with a battle royal mode.

  • @cloutmuzikbeats
    @cloutmuzikbeats 5 років тому +142

    Yt recommended me “Anthem is awful Part 1”

  • @euphoricvigil4595
    @euphoricvigil4595 5 років тому +7

    Your comedy is what keeps me wanting to be alive, followed you since the shit mystery. It's been a voyage, much love charlie!

  • @chibicthulhu4382
    @chibicthulhu4382 4 роки тому +6

    It honestly amazes me just how well Red Faction Guerrilla holds up

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 років тому +6

    The *Left Alive* game is like that Christmas present Prank when you were promised to something but instead got a Banana, but worse because its Trash

  • @michaelcastellano8774
    @michaelcastellano8774 5 років тому +17

    Forget cholera, the real heroes were the ones who didn't get dysentery on the Oregon Trail

  • @ImmaSureWin
    @ImmaSureWin 5 років тому +22

    You know a game is bad when you think "Oh yea I forgot that came out"... Lookin at you Crackdown 3

  • @NapanTR
    @NapanTR 5 років тому +138

    01:18 "The story mode is one of the most laughable sh.. things."

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 5 років тому +390

    What about Worst UA-camrs of 2019?....

    • @sgtclapyocheeks3921
      @sgtclapyocheeks3921 5 років тому +48

      𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼
      1. Onlyusemeblade

    • @deermeat311
      @deermeat311 5 років тому +15

      U would be on the list

    • @dacool_boe4071
      @dacool_boe4071 5 років тому +2

      Me

    • @blood3215
      @blood3215 5 років тому +45

      Morgz, N&A, Jaystation, Vampire21, and finally T Series

    • @maggoteater2290
      @maggoteater2290 5 років тому +5

      @pinkchicken007 how about pinkchicken007

  • @LuvTonique
    @LuvTonique 5 років тому +23

    Charlie: "30% is lower than 30%, prove me wrong"

  • @reddybear8506
    @reddybear8506 5 років тому +9

    I wonder if he laughed his ass off when writing this script beforehand or if he is just immune to his own jokes. Because his commentary is top notch

  • @begonewaifu4582
    @begonewaifu4582 4 роки тому +12

    "Anthem redefined... what is to have a shitty launch."
    *Perfection*

  • @kaylafreeman9453
    @kaylafreeman9453 4 роки тому +2

    So hype for this year's moist meter

  • @jetthejudge
    @jetthejudge 5 років тому +50

    3 things I'll give Anthem:
    Good and fluid combat
    It looks great
    Flying is badass and has potential in other games.

    • @knock090
      @knock090 5 років тому +4

      Flight was really cool and the javelins looked cool from what i played in the beta camera was below average and bullets and skills felt weak otherwise incredibly bad story was shitty and everything else was just sad

    • @ArMinb4mV
      @ArMinb4mV 5 років тому +3

      I think combat gameplay sucked ass but it really looked cool and the flight mechanic was amazing. What a shame

    • @OlgaUnKolhozs
      @OlgaUnKolhozs 5 років тому +9

      Warframe did all of that better

    • @jaalan7896
      @jaalan7896 5 років тому

      The issue I had was that there were so many bugs. Even like 2 months after launch every time I got frozen I would just glitch out. Also the loading screens were terrible! Not to mention that for every like 10 loading screens 2 or 3 of them were infinite.
      Also, it was just boring. It felt too easy or too hard, there was no just right feel.

    • @Geologese
      @Geologese 5 років тому

      Yeah it really wasnt the worst. Maybe the biggest letdown, but not the worst game.

  • @ButtrNut32
    @ButtrNut32 5 років тому +80

    Was gonna say Fallout 76 should be number 1
    Then I remembered it came out last year
    But still should be #1

    • @brianvillatoro6588
      @brianvillatoro6588 5 років тому +4

      Fax but side it still would be Duke it out with Anthem and WWE

    • @Prism_Heavy
      @Prism_Heavy 5 років тому +4

      I'ma go ahead and say Anthem should still take the spot. At least Bethesda is trying to shit out SOMETHING for Fallfuck 76 and didn't just upright abandon it. They are aware it's bad and they have even memed it themselves. I'd say that earns them a 1up versus that one head honcho over at BioWare who said they were going to make Anthem "unmemeable." Entire game is a fucking joke.

  • @raniidaki3543
    @raniidaki3543 4 роки тому +6

    Wow, I can really feel the emotions in his voice

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 років тому +23

    Every game is trying to become the new Skyrim but they can't

    • @cruisingwithoutsail6585
      @cruisingwithoutsail6585 5 років тому +5

      @chimken nunget you can say buggy, sure. But not amazing? Are you joking?

    • @mikeyboy7719
      @mikeyboy7719 5 років тому +4

      @chimken nunget Skyrim is easily the best game of all time

    • @AC-gm6dr
      @AC-gm6dr 5 років тому

      Shut iy

    • @zenkiz33
      @zenkiz33 5 років тому

      @@cruisingwithoutsail6585 I prefer Morrowind, Skyrim is too watered down

    • @606hunter1
      @606hunter1 5 років тому +1

      Who'd want to make a game that's only good with mods?
      Besides Bethesda that is

  • @AlphaSeagull
    @AlphaSeagull 5 років тому +5

    9:33 THIS NEEDS TO BE SAID AGAIN, AND SAID LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

  • @marshalls2703
    @marshalls2703 5 років тому

    I’m at a bar w five people here watching your videos man and I must say I’m enjoying myself.

  • @botyorick
    @botyorick 5 років тому +7

    I'm very unsure if this 2019 guy will be able to properly rate the moistness of 2020 entertainment

  • @adamaldrich4614
    @adamaldrich4614 5 років тому +6

    I think I speak for everyone when I say we need a Tonka Tough Truck Adventures: The Biggest Show On Wheels watchalong

  • @txt5220
    @txt5220 4 роки тому +1

    The reason Left Alive's boxart is so similar to MGS is because they hired literally the same artist with his iconic style.

    • @chaesbestfriend608
      @chaesbestfriend608 4 роки тому

      I guess they had one good thing going for them then. A top artist for a bottom game

  • @notaspider4084
    @notaspider4084 4 роки тому +9

    Where's Beef Stew recommending Bookworm Adventures Deluxe when you need him?

  • @pyromoose3439
    @pyromoose3439 5 років тому +10

    0:20 "the super supreme specimen of ultimate gaming barbarism"
    I dont believe this man has seen a barber in quite some time

    • @bingbong1758
      @bingbong1758 5 років тому

      @@theamericanpatriot2015 i love what your doing here. 👏👍

    • @boldone66
      @boldone66 5 років тому

      @@bingbong1758 yes keep encouraging him good work

  • @keiras4571
    @keiras4571 5 років тому +1

    help spaghetti is overflowing my pockets from the amount of moisture in this video
    like for free peter griffin

    • @Devon14
      @Devon14 5 років тому

      b b when will I obtain my peter

    • @keiras4571
      @keiras4571 5 років тому

      yes

  • @cyber7544
    @cyber7544 4 роки тому +6

    I remember when my friend bought the legion of dawn edition of anthem then two weeks later he regrets it

  • @ahmadshaeelakhtar9715
    @ahmadshaeelakhtar9715 5 років тому +14

    Gordon ramsay: Its d r y

  • @florbengorben7651
    @florbengorben7651 4 роки тому +1

    I want to see critikal do a tier list for game genres. Just his opinion, raw and uncut, glory hole exposure, the whole shabang. Game genres ranked.

  • @Swerv3D
    @Swerv3D 5 років тому +8

    How come when Charlie explained the campaign of wwe it made me wanna play it?

  • @slazarmcflazar4372
    @slazarmcflazar4372 5 років тому +53

    Spoiler Alert:
    Raid Shadow Legends is not the worst

  • @dabalo3995
    @dabalo3995 5 років тому +2

    Ngl I 100% forgot that Crackdown 3 and Anthem came out this year.

  • @62redhead
    @62redhead 5 років тому +45

    if you want a game that has a similar vibe to anthem, just play warframe
    it's free and way better

  • @themctwisty1710
    @themctwisty1710 5 років тому +57

    Heh, I was almost ready to see Fallout 76 come back with how much of a continuous shithole it's been in 2019

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 5 років тому +2

      McTwisty Flop fallout 76 is a dumpster fire that just won't go out

  • @noone-qe8zh
    @noone-qe8zh 5 років тому +8

    Hearing about anthem's subreddit reminds me of Dawn of War 3's community in how people tried to erase any dissonance. Not fanboys, more like fan bots

  • @badasschannel-c9u
    @badasschannel-c9u 5 років тому +28

    You should call it the dryest games of 2019.

    • @zak2352
      @zak2352 5 років тому +4

      10,000 Subscribers with no videos challenge wow original

    • @danielzoldock2738
      @danielzoldock2738 5 років тому

      Shut up you swine

  • @isaacvgraham
    @isaacvgraham 4 роки тому +4

    My parents got me anthem for Christmas in 2019 and this is why it’s still in its packaging

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 3 роки тому +1

      Awww, that’s sad… You should have at least played it once or twice so they didn’t feel like they wasted all their money… They DID, but a white lie is sometimes best. It was like one year my parents got me Sonic and the Secret Rings or whatever it was called for the Wii… it looked bad, I knew it sucked, but I still popped it open and played it for about an hour or so before leaving it in the case forever.

    • @isaacvgraham
      @isaacvgraham 3 роки тому +2

      @@JanoyCresvaZero lol. They also bought me rdr that Christmas, so I still played the hell out of that and I think that made them happy

  • @joe3489
    @joe3489 5 років тому

    Nice of you to get Justin Whang for the moisties

  • @siangchengpang772
    @siangchengpang772 5 років тому +15

    10:59 "Anthem was a game that redefinited what it means to have a shitty launch"
    My good sir, you ever heard of fallout 76?

    • @husk8030
      @husk8030 5 років тому +1

      You ever played Anthem?

    • @siangchengpang772
      @siangchengpang772 5 років тому +2

      You ever played fo76 at launch? Or better yet, have you played fo76 *last week*?

    • @wabblewabblegugacjibblebut9375
      @wabblewabblegugacjibblebut9375 5 років тому +2

      Siang Cheng Pang Fallout 76 was at least playable and some of the shit that you could find was hilarious.
      Anthem on the other hand literally killed your console.

    • @scoobiusmaximus9508
      @scoobiusmaximus9508 5 років тому +2

      Anthem launched in an even worse state than 76 did. It actually bricked consoles, in addition to somehow having less content.

    • @Oswaldo_Godoy
      @Oswaldo_Godoy 5 років тому

      fo76 also bricked consoles

  • @everia_games
    @everia_games 5 років тому +5

    to this day anthem is still stuck on a loading screen

  • @rockin1014
    @rockin1014 5 років тому +2

    Wow u didn’t put death stranding in here I thought you hated it. I love it btw

  • @ForgeStudiosWRZ
    @ForgeStudiosWRZ 5 років тому +88

    Couldn’t stop punching my mom after I saw this notification

  • @DarthCheese
    @DarthCheese 4 роки тому +6

    Square Enix ditched IO Interactive and Hitman so they could make left alive.

    • @fulcrum7455
      @fulcrum7455 4 роки тому

      That makes me sad hitman is so fun

    • @DarthCheese
      @DarthCheese 4 роки тому

      @@fulcrum7455 IO Interactive are still an amazing developer though.