Crendor Selects: No Hope
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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Well we once again gave Crendor free reign to tell us what games to play. As always, we expect greatness. It's time for Scary Game Squad!
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No Hope is a survival horror game based on the classics of the genre. You are a teenager and you must survive the darkness that has fallen over the city. There are terrible monster along the way, few resources, locked doors and some scares.
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I hand pick these games fresh off the assembly line from the game factory
Last time you selected games we ended up with the fever dream adventure of a cocaine-addled madman chasing an interdimensional bear. This can *only* promise greatness now.
As a brazilian, really happy you got this one
Also as a brazilian, this game is fun with the details lmao
Greatest news of the day
I've been waiting for this ever since you picked those three (chef's kiss) *gems* of cheap horror games. This is exciting.
Love your initiative, always getting these games to the squad even before they've been spell-checked.
Collab? Hang out? With the Scary Games Squad? M-m-me? 😮😭
Brazilian here with a few translations:
"Deus é fiel" is God is faithful is a common frase (like in god we trust)
"Foco eh o golpe" is focus is the coop (i have no idea if this really is a political thing but every politician here cries coup for anything)
"Fogo de chão" is fire on the floor, named after the traditional suthern barbeque where you dig a hole, set fire to it and stick a pole where you have impaled a rack of ribs
"O crime eh nois" is "Da Crime iz uz"
I think golpe means strike or blow in the context. Like your Focus is your blow against something... Dunno
@@ghin1091 yes
I had to look up "golpe" because a "coop" is a house for chickens, and that seemed a little strange. You meant "coup" which is a political takeover (and is pronounced like "koo").
Sick the boys are back!! Also I'd love a crendor special guest with the squad some day
I mean they did a couple years ago with the first Crendor picks
I enjoy Crendor’s non-content content
I had no ideia they did a while back, would love it if it happened again then
@@misaelnavarrete8031 Honestly same but you gotta take what you can get... gotta take what you can get
Damn these ascents are killing me. Be it major games or very small games Ive never heard of I’ll always check out the best Squad ever.
There should be a limit to chaos. But I'm glad that there isn't.
my gosh, Jesse screaming in the end. perfection.
Oh boy, that credits song gave me flashbacks. Guess I need to rewatch some Saints Row.
I see SGS and crendor and that's an immediate like
"Anyway, most people are already dead or killing other people."
Ah, the video game version of "It was a dark and stormy night..."
im crying im so happy
WooT! More crendor picks again. I still laugh at the old video of the three he chose. xD
Classic Crendur
Scary game squad playing twelve minutes would be awesome, right? awesome indie game.
OhMiGosh is the name of the deity in Paganitzu.
Wait, these guys are still around? Then whose funerals did I attend?
Just sayin Paul Freeman wasn't in The Walking Dead but he was in Walking the Dead lmao
>.> i was hoping crendor would be in the recording as well :(
A bunch of God damn Gosh worpishers!!
if you don't pray to gosh you go to heck
you guys should really play paratopic. it's really short, it's weird as fuck and has plenty of space for speculation and theories
VIDEO GAMES
Aww yeeaaa
This first game is hard to watch. (I assume it's crappy to play too) . It didn't seem very fun. I hope the others Crendor selected are a bit better... I have hope. It was fun to listen to the commentary though.
Artisanal games chosen by the non-content king
I can’t wait till this escalates to the point where Crendor just makes his own “horror” game for SGS to play
Quick theory: Victor was drinking some of Simon's Homebrew, and now he's having a vivid nightmare about the apocalypse.
Classic
No Hope is when the Bus Driver was actually a figment of Crendor's imagination all along.
🤣
You’ve seen them play Little Hope, now get ready for No Hope
i want the 3rd game: some hope
Still better than Little Hope.
I forgot how much I loved that ending song.
Hahah top 10 goated tracks for sure.
The scariest part of the game was when Jesse hit "new game"
Crypt Keeper Crendor : "Greetings, boils and ghouls" said in the most monotone, effortless way possible
“What are your offensive abilities here”
Jirard: does the voice
IVE BEEN WAITING AHH whenever I see a SGS pop up I immediately call up my mom so we can watch together!
SGS is the main thing I watch Jesse for. The guys are so much fun together
I wish my mom was that cool. I don't even think she knows what youtube is.
that’s so precious
That's the cutest thing I've ever heard 🥺
This is so sweet, I hope I can still enjoy stuff with my daughter as we get older :’)
I love that this ended with that saints row 3 rap from a trillion years ago.
Gotta love when the boys are together.
Also gotta love when Crendor picks games that have great dialogue:
"Don't you know what's happening? Were you alseep? Anyway...people are all killing each other."
I know the lines through the o's in the title are just there for aesthetics, but the pronunciation of Nø Høpe is VERY different from No Hope.
Nö höpe
That was everything I wanted and more, especially the outro
Thank you for playing games together and recording it and showing us.
One Day I hope that you guys find a way to do Phasmophobia. You guys would do such a great job.
Another SGS with Crendor? This is definitely gonna be good.
wow I didn't realize that this game was situated in Italy, but it has to be so, because of course you wouldn't be using Italian accents otherwise
Honestly this game wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. Some of the camera angles and music were good. A little more polish and it'd be a decent game
I dont know If someone Said that already, but "G" means generic medicine. Like, in Brazil you have the option of a cheaper medicine that has the same chemical composition but you dont pay for the brand. An anti-Shkreli law, so to speak.
Picked by crendor, that's great, wonderful....! Wheres his guest spot tho???
Those don´t look like tank controls, they look like hovercraft controls.
The best one is still the game in the hospital with the umutsusluk meter.
The what? I feel like I missed something somewhere.
@@MCOmegaX123 I think, that he is talking about one of the other game that SGC play on the other Crendor episode
Are you a basin?
As the sage Jason Mraz once said "Heck is for the people not believin' in Gosh"
as a swede Alex does NOT personally know; absolutely come to sweden, explore some haunted places here and have some Ikea foods!
Early for the squad!!!
Just got vaxed and ate a pizza.
Have fun.
Oh but crendor's not here tho... :( I miss Alex laughing loudly at him and crebdor audibly getting overwhelmed at all the positive feedback to his jokes. It's okay I'll go back and watch the old one for the 15th time
Can't wait to see you guys live with Carlos Santana~~
Oh, you guys aren't dead? Cool.
11:19
“Do these guys have loot?” 😂 Never change Jesse!
11:18
@@lv.2073 lol, thanks, I always forget how to timestamp properly!
I have this weird sixth sense when a game is from a Brazilian dev. É nóis.
“I have no ideia” hahhahah
@@gabrielgarcianandi7538 Before I even saw the most genuine Brazilian graffitis
@@sagudson and the generic medicine box
Please play Parasite Eve, Rule of Rose and Corpse Party someday!
Parasite Eve YES!
Parasite Eve will be great, but there will be entire episodes devoted to inventory management with these guys at the helm.
Oh yes, corpse party!
Isn't Parasite Eve like ludicrously long for the format?
@@risa123456789 No, actually. If anything, Corpse Party is the longest, with all of the dialogue. Rule of Rose, though, can be challenging with the layout of the maps. But Parasite Eve? If anything, the only time it's considered long is if you run the Chrysler building but that is only available in the EX game, after beating the game the first time.
I love you guys! Haven't forgotten you all!
I'm Brazilian and the Fogo de Chão conversation is triggering me so bad XD
It means Ground Fire. It's a Churrascaria, means it's a Brazilian BBQ place. Hope it helps.
We must not enter the neighbours apartment.
That is the style of Brazil, our most sacred rule after having "Heynbulgers"
Ahh im glad the guys are back. I seriously needed this.
Silent hill 4 waiting room... Oh, I'm still gonna watch this. This shit's like crack, you couldn't stop me from watching.
That Outro Music is amazing!
Look up the stats in Israel. Boosters and kissing don't seem to help...in fact..
Speaking of airdorf, is there any word of faith 3 or the console ports? REALLY looking forward to that!
First minuet and they are already contemplating if there audience thinks they where dead or not, I missed this.
If you're still looking for some short bite games, I highly recommend the Squad plays Love, Sam and Blank Frame. Two short game experiences I REALLY enjoyed and I think you would have fun with!
3:36 gave me a flashback to my Christian middle school were we would sing that song
Woooooo
SCARYYYYYY GAAAAME SQQQUUUUAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!! THE SCARY BOYS ARE BACK BABY!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!
Wish I could come see you guys! Will it be recorded for those of us who can’t go or is this strictly an exclusive attendees only type deal?
Yay more SGS! I needed something to watch.
"This is UA-cam. If you're gone for 2 weeks, you never existed." Damn, I missed you guys.
Guys I’m so happy you’re back but pls 😭 how can I get the merch if I’m not there?!
0:10 _"YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIE BAAYYYBEYYYY"_ no? Nobody?
Okay then :(
We're just gonna go like, through all of 2021 without making that reference anymore?
Ok.. fine... see if i care... *starts sobbing*
38:52 That Bus driver bit will never stop being funny. XD
A part of me was sad no such city exists in São Paulo as far as I could find. Don't know why, really. I mean, it has american cop cars, would be a nice place to visit. Also, speking Portuguese doesn't help understand whatever "O Fogo eh o Golpe" is supposed to mean.
The book of death and crime... The Crimeoire!
Scary Games Squad featuring THE Crendor?!
Sign me uuuup!
I would love to see the guys play the magnificent game that is "I have no mouth, and I must scream."
Jesse played it with Octo a while back!
Rumor come out: Spooky Game Team Ded?
omg yes!!! they're not dead!!!!!
Thank god. I needed my fix. I was about to shrivel up.
"Try opening the door which you wish was closed" sounds epic out of context.
I’ve never clicked so fast in my entire life
I'm wondering if that room full of shelves was supposed to be cubicles for urns
Wow, that end song is fantastic
There are few portents of disaster like Crendor picking games for SGS. My body is ready!
"I have no IᗪEIᗩ" 😂
i love when games, movies and etc house ø instead of o in titles because when you read them in danish they are some super weird titler that does not make sense
It literally said "ideia" and now I HAVE to see more of this game.
Finally another Crendor Selects! Awesome!
I'm surprised Crendor didn't pick Giraffe Town.
PS, Paul is also in Hot Fuzz!
SCARY GAME SQUAD IZ NOOOOIS
20 seconds in and Davis is talking "emotional purgatory" :D
Absolutely devastated by the fact that Crendor being present isn't actually an aspect of "Crendor Selects".
Dude, I almost missed this episode because the title didn’t say Scary Game Squad and I only checked the notification, so I didn’t see the thumbnail. So my point is, it should say Scary Game Squad in the title.
My opinion of Jesse has irreparably changed knowing he doesn't care for the meatballs but likes the lingonberry stuff at Ikea. That's treason, that is
What's the ending song? I found some 6 years old video with a gangsta sloth in it, but it has something like 360 views, so that's not probably the original.
I just wanna say.. I love you guys!!
I think y’all are amazing!!
I'M READY!
I would easily marry Jirard or Davis for their green card. Hit me up, bros, let's work something out