Huzzah! This is the first time I've been the thousandth like. The power to change three digits into one and best underused letter. All shall tremble before me. Ok, I'm done.
I’d watch British Bowser self-reflecting and contemplating his strategies to himself with a dead hedgehog stuck to his back for hours if I’m being honest.
I love how Mario chose to completely undersell himself, when in every other video he’s basically full of himself, bored, or paranoid. You left out turning to stone, fireballs, flight, riding two kinds of shoes, wearing turtle shells, other stupid outfits, your raccoon suit, your cat suit, your giant cat suit, your frog suit, your goomba suit, your bullet hat, other hats I’m too lazy to mention, and I’m sure there’s more I can’t remember or don’t know about. Robotnik, you just got lucky there haha you had height advantage and he stupidly chose to stand directly beneath you, when five seconds ago he was expecting you to drop stuff on him. British bowser forever! (Not cat bowser though. Anything 3D world was awful as far as I could see. ESPECIALLY the new one 😑 and I watched the entire gameplay in one sitting)
@@chopper7867 yeah with a massive super weapon that harnesses the chaos emeralds energy and awakens a planet sized monster! It’s not like he did that with his bare hands or one of his simple boss hovercrafts.
The irony here is both sides have the perfect counter to their nemesis. Eggman actually uses strategy and forethought in his plans so Mario can't just abuse poorly picked terrain and trap set up like he does with Bowser, and Bowser kills on physical contact so Sonic can't beat him since his only form of attack is charging/jumping at the enemy which makes contact
Mario: Anti-beast human with tools Bowser: Melee-specialised beast Sonic: Anti-tool melee beast Robotnik: Tool-specialised human Antagonists are good at dealing with their own kind Protagonists are good at taking initiative and forcing antag into protag's fighting style This stops working when antag is not only on par, but leagues better at protag's own style of fighting
Bowser sees normal wolves that he could easily kill, but acts like a coward and gets mauled by them. Bowser sees a hedgehog that can run faster than the speed of sound and slice through steel. Easily kills it by turning back.
@@GrandmasterDevo Just a thought but wouldn't those spikes get destroyed by Sonic's 'quills'?....they literally break nearly anything including Metal Sonic's spikes...maybe Piccolo needs to teach Sonic how to dodge.
1:46 One of the best written and executed jokes by Dorkly. Comedy is at its best when it feels like it isn't trying to make you laugh but just is. It really felt like they were fleshing out Bowser's personality here by having him explore his character flaws.
Imagine what their conversation will be like later: "You're nemesis sucked. I crushed him easily. How could you not beat him?!" "Mine sucked?! Look at my back!! It's going to take forever to get the blood and blue quills out of my shell!! Why didn't you beat him years ago?!" ….. "I feel like we overthink things." "Tell me about it. I was saying the same thing with this corpse on my back on the way over here." I love these shorts. Have for years. You will always have my support wherever I can give it. Thanks for the laughs!!
@@dorkly GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear do
0:55 And you know. Sometimes you get a star that makes you invincible. Get elemental flowers and mushrooms And become a furry......and if you die enough you become an invincible furry.
Mario can punch through solid brick just by eating mushrooms, has a 20ft vertical that crushes his enemies, can tame fire and ice magic, and has access to a multitude of magical furry costumes. He's essentially a demigod.
What he does when not fighting mario? He lives in a dungeon full of "dry bones" and spends his time kidnapping the only female around. And bowser jr says she is his mother..
I seem to recall catching a glimpse of a show once years ago, can't recall which one, but I think the idea was (at least in part) that vampires were real and had decided as a global community to (re-?)reveal themselves to the world. In line with that, national representatives of the world's vampire communities were giving interviews, and the reporter interviewing the American vampire lady wanted to know how accurate our pop-culture idea of vampiric strengths and weaknesses was, something like "Could you be killed by, like, garlic, or a stake to the heart?" The vampire lady just sort of chuckled and said, "Well, a _stake to the heart_ would kill just about _anyone,_ don't you think?"
Mario invented the spin-jump in Super Mario World against spikes, allthough they only work on enemy spikes, not on pointy objects that are part of the landscape.
The creative writing in these videos is phenomenal. Kudos to the writers. I wish I had the imagination to come up with stuffs like that. Excellent Job.
I think the person Bowser is really trying to entertain is himself. He has been loosing to the same damn plumber for god knows how many years, he is just looking for some way to make it more interesting, to add colors to his life. We're here for you Bowser.
Bowser uses Peach to entertain himself every time he kidnaps her. Don't pretend like he doesn't, and she doesn't let herself get kidnapped just for it...
You know what the real kicker is? Mario, Peach, and Bowser are a Throuple. It's all just role play. One's a king, one's a princess, and the other is a handyman - they're really just kinky people who take shrooms and get freaky.
I love the little mental self talk that bowser goes on in the end, and realizes how easily he could outmatch mario if he was simpler with his fighting plots.
There are ways for mario to beat bowser without bowser sabotaging himself in most circumstances, but bowser almost always makes it easier to defeat him
I mean he’s literally unstoppable in bowsers inside story, Dark bowser can literally plunge the entire world into eternal darkness sealing the lives of everyone in an instant, and against bowser it’s basically the easiest final boss in the series. Bowsers just a moron to lose to Mario with his power
@@meghanhenderson6682 This too. Perhaps they take over their respective franchises instead once the mascots were out of the way. So we have a Hero route and a Evil route. Is there a neutral route?
Let's also not forget that in Super Mario Galaxy's ending, the universe is recreated and Mario takes the Big Bang point blank and survives without a scratch.
@@luigiman64 nah. Sonic adventure; sonic literally jumped off the egg carrier and survived. Twice. The issue is; every video game char gets clapped by spikes. Only feasible weakness sonic has over mario is sonic's inability to swim.
You know... Bowser actually said some pretty important life advice: Don't do things more difficult for you just because you're trying to please or entertain others. Just keep it simple.
That is because he’s not utilizing battle moves that would basically force mario into the spikes. The simple thing to do: throw himself backwards at Mario. Mario either dodges or gets impaled. Masters it to where, even in a miss, bowser rolls onto his feet, mario can’t grab his tail.
@Gabriel Lopez de Azua Yeah well at least it was in the original super mario 64. They might have changed it to avoid confusion with SO LONG, GAY BOWSER
Yeahhhh, they've gotten pretty stupid with their calculations over the years. I still like the series, but they've deviated from their original method, which was to not assume characters can match the feats of others they defeat and not taking single cinematic scenes and basing a character's strength around it.
Screw Attack are biased and clickbaitey with Death Battle. The VS Battle Wiki has always been more accurate than they are and that speaks volumes if I'm honest.
Based on what Eggman has built in the past, he's got a significant edge here. I mean, not many folk can successfully create machines capable of universal destruction, let alone multiversal destruction. Granted his first multiversal machine took a second Eggman to help build, and another an ancient entity to build, but besides that, Eggman can create some serious heat if he finds the materials to do so, and boy does he.
Super Mario Galaxy 1 ends with Bowsers Galaxy Reactor blowing up, and causing a black hole that was going to destroy the universe. The little lumas all flew into it to reset the universe. Bowser then tries nearly the same plan in Galaxy 2. Ultimately the Galaxy machines he makes are supposed to create a new galaxy under his control. He's actually has godly tech in those games.
The fact Dr Light built X with the exact same Achilles heel as the original Megaman is baffling to me. Was he just hoping spikes wouldn't exist in the future? It took until the Shadow Armour in X6 for spike immunity and that only lasted the one game.
Didn't Robotnik and Mario already meet when Mario was accidentally dropped off in Green Hill Zone? Robotnik: "Prepare to die trespasser!" Mario: "We'll see who's dead after I hit you three times!" *Robotnik laughs* Mario: "What's so funny?" Robotnik: "If you want to leave, you'll have to hit me EIGHT times!" Mario: "NOOOOO!"
I got kinda tired of dorklys predictable jokes, but the monologue at the end was very amusing. And in the end i still rewatch dorkly constantly so the joke is on me.
0:58 He can also kick an entire fortress filled with Bowser’s minions inside of it like it was a soccer ball. Also, technically, he’s survived a lot of crazy shit that one wouldn’t be able to realistically, such as jumping 3 feet above the sun, falling from space to a planet at a decently accelerated speed and surviving, being caught on fire, and all sorts of stuff. In fact, there’s a few videos going into how truly terrifying Mario is if you take the stuff he’s been able to do seriously. So, he’s actually a lot cooler than one would initially realize.
There were hundreds of your worthless guns on my kids airships! Hundreds! And Mario got past all of them! Literally, all of my children are dead, Jerry! Because of your shoddy work!
At leash The Sonic The Hedgehog Movie is better than a human waste called Super Mario Bros The Movie (and I didn’t even watch the movie and I am roasted it)
@@wokenlunatic2849 i never said that the sonic movie is bad im just making fun of the people who think that Mario is a midle age man XD That seems to be the case with Dorkly
Classic Mario would have such a difficult time in just about any Robotnik boss fight, if only just because Mario is limited to jumping on top of enemies unless he has powerups. There are a few that would be downright impossible without a star. While Mario was taking on Bowser in his flying clown car, Sonic was going against his robot doppelganger and a giant mech, all without a single ring. Even when Bowser went right at Mario in Mario 1 & 3 he set up his final batte in an environment that led to his downfall. He just needs to simplify: be a giant, spikey turtle on stable ground.
Bowser: "How could you not think of using spikes?!" Robotnik: "Well, I mean, he's kinda fast right?" Bowser: "But he can't go fast on spikes! I ... i mean, look, right over there, you even have spikes in this level! Why didn't you use spikes on him?"
@@playlistmaker7969 *eggman mentions his death egg robot* Bowser: “and you didn’t COVER it in spikes? The fists are two spots on the many that could be targeted.” Eggman: “...” *facefaults*
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I love how they are both disappointed with each other and are going to make fun of each other later
You're right!
On our next episode.... @Lowbrow & @Dorkley, make it happen!
Bidoof....
Only Bowser came away from the experience having learned something.
Make this happen
Just casually monologuing to yourself while walking away with a dead hedgehog on your back. Brilliant
*dying hedgehog
Lol
Huh, neat*
I mean who wouldn’t
That's some shit I would do if I was a video game and or anime villain
That's the best.
"It's almost like I'm trying to entertain someone."
Bowser is starting to realize his insignificant existence in the game.
@@milesstorzillo1039 Yeah if anything, Bowser is the most entertaining character in the Mario franchise, not Mario himself.
Poor Bowser isn't appreciated.
He's waking up to the fact that he's in the matrix.
Huzzah! This is the first time I've been the thousandth like. The power to change three digits into one and best underused letter. All shall tremble before me. Ok, I'm done.
Bowser's monologue reminded me of Stewie a lot.
I’d watch British Bowser self-reflecting and contemplating his strategies to himself with a dead hedgehog stuck to his back for hours if I’m being honest.
😆😆😆
We need more british bowser self reflection videos and maybe his own series like Sonic4Hire and mortyKombat
Needs it's own spinoff x'D
Just an hour video of bowser discussing to himself different topics while walking home, watching sonic slowly decompose on his back
Ya Id watch that
So would I.
Bowser speaking so properly and logically to himself long after Sonic has been impaled brings me so much joy. The voice actor nailed it lol
I agree. It is pretty funny.
Yeah, he does have a nice voice.
I really want to know who the voice actor for 'British Bowser' is! He's hilarious!
He reminds me of doctor doofenshmirtz
he sounds like the shame wizard
I love how Mario chose to completely undersell himself, when in every other video he’s basically full of himself, bored, or paranoid.
You left out turning to stone, fireballs, flight, riding two kinds of shoes, wearing turtle shells, other stupid outfits, your raccoon suit, your cat suit, your giant cat suit, your frog suit, your goomba suit, your bullet hat, other hats I’m too lazy to mention, and I’m sure there’s more I can’t remember or don’t know about. Robotnik, you just got lucky there haha you had height advantage and he stupidly chose to stand directly beneath you, when five seconds ago he was expecting you to drop stuff on him.
British bowser forever! (Not cat bowser though. Anything 3D world was awful as far as I could see. ESPECIALLY the new one 😑 and I watched the entire gameplay in one sitting)
Whoever thought of giving Bowser a sophisticated London accent was a damn genius 🤣
Facts
You’re not human if you disagree
@@deathwishunicorn2895 ok
It suits him perfectly
Makes more sense than Jack Black
I just love the part of bowser talking to himself ,
its like a genuine conversation of self realization and critique.
With a body on he's back with blood
@@monobro141 well he is a main villain. I guess he's just watching his brand beside sends a message to his friends on how the fight went
like seriously, whose he trying to entertain?
@Nash Devers 2:00
@@Chosen2axe us the players by making it easy
I never would have guessed that all I need in life was Bowser with the voice of David Attenborough
I thought that too.
funny, i thought shame wizard
Was that Really David? If not my goodness that was spot on
@@Scaash pretty sure it's Sam Reich. I recognize the voice.
(David atttenborough voice) "Here is the miraculous hedgehog as you can see it is blue and is also known as the fastest thing alive."
*casually walks away with a corpse on his back contemplating his scheming existence*
This is fine.
It didn’t beat the 7.3 👍 but you tried at least
Sonic wanted a piggyback ride
Not casually. He is weighed down by the extra body.
Yeah but we all go through that at least once in our lifetime though
The true sequel to “If video game villains were smart”
Or what happens if Video games villains switched places with *CARTOON* Villains?
@RILEY.AIDEN 88914092 he said “true sequel” meaning it’s way better than the original and any sequels it has
Who needs Kevin anyway
More like the *super lame* sequel to "If Video Game Villains Were Smart".
@@HarmonyBunny that already happen like a lot.
Bowser just casually walking with sonic impaled on his back is honestly pretty funny
@@abdulkadiridris727 well mario died too so that's a plus
At least they respond
Shimple keep it shimple
Who am I trying to entertain?
The audience? Entertainment System. It's in the name.
666 like :>
"A God damn oversized forest critter who can't touch pointy objects?"
Bowser, I love you and your ingenuity.
Bowser really does MAKE A POINT 😎
@Rob Stone 😁
*A pudgy middle aged plumber*
That's actually megaman, sonic loses rings.
@@thedman1754
Megaman does in some versions gain I-Frames after he hits a spike pit.
I have always loved how civil Bowsers voice is XD
he's a king, makes sense
@@dorkly Fair enough
@@dorkly his voice is so good too, the accent and all
@@dorkly um where is pokemon dude
That's Vocal Dissonance for you.
Just use spikes
- everyboss
Except with bowser, lava has to always be involved in some capacity
wasn't there a skit that had Megaman encounter Spikeman? I know there was one that had MM locked in a room with a methat that never uncovered.
@@Lianthrelle Yup, was just thinking of that the one with spikeman too.
Dr Wily: Just put them everywhere.
Contrator: Well you heard the man!
But proto
I love how Bowser has such a refined vocabulary. He probably has a book club amongst his villain associates.
Have you seen wreck it Ralph?
@@skillagerthevillagermain sippin tea ☺️
bowsers sophisticated voice is canon for me now
FACTS
It struck me as weird, since it's use'ly like, street thug 'r something, according to that old snes super mario rpg game.
Forever engrained, his voice is.
Whoever does his accent is amazing
He sounds like a good super villain
While Eggman was making fun of Bowser, Bowser was making fun of himself realizing that what he’s doing is making it easier for Mario to beat him
Realization
yeah, mario can shatter bricks with ease and so with eggman being in a worse clown car that would make it easier for mario.
@@diamondyoshi6649 Eggman literally shattered the earth in like 7 parts and woke an ancient dark god who almost unleashed the apocalypse
@@chopper7867 yeah with a massive super weapon that harnesses the chaos emeralds energy and awakens a planet sized monster! It’s not like he did that with his bare hands or one of his simple boss hovercrafts.
@@Dilopho yea and he lost to a HEDGEHOG atleast bowser loses to a human with super strength
The irony here is both sides have the perfect counter to their nemesis. Eggman actually uses strategy and forethought in his plans so Mario can't just abuse poorly picked terrain and trap set up like he does with Bowser, and Bowser kills on physical contact so Sonic can't beat him since his only form of attack is charging/jumping at the enemy which makes contact
Mario: Anti-beast human with tools
Bowser: Melee-specialised beast
Sonic: Anti-tool melee beast
Robotnik: Tool-specialised human
Antagonists are good at dealing with their own kind
Protagonists are good at taking initiative and forcing antag into protag's fighting style
This stops working when antag is not only on par, but leagues better at protag's own style of fighting
Therapist: "British Bowser isn't real. You can't sit down for tea and have a lovely conversation with him."
Me: *crying*
No. No! I reject your reality...AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN!!!! *Goes Super Saiyan*
Pretty good accent, too... except when he said "morio", lol
@@michelveilleux1275 Nice! Dungeon Master!
Tell that therapist about roleplay and cosplay.
Sir david attenbowser
Bowser sees normal wolves that he could easily kill, but acts like a coward and gets mauled by them.
Bowser sees a hedgehog that can run faster than the speed of sound and slice through steel.
Easily kills it by turning back.
Of course, Sonic could've just beat the shit out of Bowser right away before they started talking. Also, spikes should work against anyone.
That what im saying
@@GrandmasterDevo Just a thought but wouldn't those spikes get destroyed by Sonic's 'quills'?....they literally break nearly anything including Metal Sonic's spikes...maybe Piccolo needs to teach Sonic how to dodge.
@@SSG_Ronnie42 The spikes will hold. I mean they survived a supernova.
Nice DBZA ref.
@@GrandmasterDevo ah yes. Sonic can beat up a person that survived the sun
1:46 One of the best written and executed jokes by Dorkly. Comedy is at its best when it feels like it isn't trying to make you laugh but just is.
It really felt like they were fleshing out Bowser's personality here by having him explore his character flaws.
Simple, keep it simple Bowser. Simple.
1:56 The fact Sonic’s corpse just stays there during Bowser’s epiphany killed me
It killed Sonic too.
Sonic’s weakness
Bruh thats scary 😖😖😖😖
@@Acrokinesis_9671 lol no
@@Acrokinesis_9671 its water
_Love how Bowser is calm._
Bowser : 🧐 I do say sir elementary ma dear sir
He’s been overthinking things
*and he has a freaking dead corpse on the back*
I love his voice
This bowser voice is canon now, i dont care what anyone says
I always alternate between the Dorkly Bowser VA and Tigura21's Bowser (look up Smash King and you'll see what I mean).
yesss
I completely agree
The voice for Bowser is Jack black for the new Mario movie.
not anymore jack black is bowsers voice
Imagine what their conversation will be like later:
"You're nemesis sucked. I crushed him easily. How could you not beat him?!" "Mine sucked?! Look at my back!! It's going to take forever to get the blood and blue quills out of my shell!! Why didn't you beat him years ago?!"
…..
"I feel like we overthink things."
"Tell me about it. I was saying the same thing with this corpse on my back on the way over here."
I love these shorts. Have for years. You will always have my support wherever I can give it. Thanks for the laughs!!
Wow nice
You are nemesis?
😂😂😂
So Dorkly is physically capable of making a Sonic related video without saying "Huh, neat." ? Huh, neat.
we're as surprised as you are
@@dorkly GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear do
@@dorkly huh. Neat
@@AxxLAfriku Go away, please!
It should've been written in his blood after jumping into Bowser.
I love how Mario and Eggman just have a decent conversation, then when Mario admits his strategy, he gets Indiana Jones’d.
0:55
And you know. Sometimes you get a star that makes you invincible. Get elemental flowers and mushrooms
And become a furry......and if you die enough you become an invincible furry.
Imagine getting defeated by a furry can never be me
dam dam durm drum dum dum
🎵 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵
unbelievably dark but yet funnier
I mean there's also super saiyan furry now
Imagine having the ability to buy a life for 100 coins which are just floating all over the place.
Bowser when he turns adound in that fight: "Huh, neat"
Bowser: I learned the thing the kids call “Cheating”
ah yes
ADOUND
I missed that.
Mario can punch through solid brick just by eating mushrooms, has a 20ft vertical that crushes his enemies, can tame fire and ice magic, and has access to a multitude of magical furry costumes.
He's essentially a demigod.
And he becomes immortal whenever he gets a star
AND when he collect a Giga Bell he gets... Well... He becomes a Giga-Cat-Mario-with-super-sayian-hairs, ig?
@JayLeeBeanz the Super Mario world is a demigod world xD
And when a mushroom walks into his foot, he dies.
@Gabriel Lopez de Azua well... That's also a way to describe Bowsers Fury Mario xD
I feel like we need a whole video describing bowsers mental problems and what he does when he doesn’t fight Mario
Lots of foot rubs
What he does when not fighting mario? He lives in a dungeon full of "dry bones" and spends his time kidnapping the only female around.
And bowser jr says she is his mother..
Play Bowser's inside story
"A hedgehog that can't touch spikes!"
Yeah spikes are everyone's weakness there fucking spikes.
I seem to recall catching a glimpse of a show once years ago, can't recall which one, but I think the idea was (at least in part) that vampires were real and had decided as a global community to (re-?)reveal themselves to the world. In line with that, national representatives of the world's vampire communities were giving interviews, and the reporter interviewing the American vampire lady wanted to know how accurate our pop-culture idea of vampiric strengths and weaknesses was, something like "Could you be killed by, like, garlic, or a stake to the heart?"
The vampire lady just sort of chuckled and said, "Well, a _stake to the heart_ would kill just about _anyone,_ don't you think?"
@@Anastas1786 wasn't that a line in Hotel Transylvania?
And for some reason it doesn't matter when characters are wearing shoes lmao
@@Anastas1786 True Blood was the show she was the vampire government ambassador arguing against church leaders
Mario invented the spin-jump in Super Mario World against spikes, allthough they only work on enemy spikes, not on pointy objects that are part of the landscape.
Robotnik calling Bowser "Bowsie" is so adorable
What’s this!? A Sonic video without anyone saying “Huh, neat” !?
Huh. Neat.
@@duskbringer4583 good enough
If only bowser said it...
Sonic can't say "huh neat" if he is dead
Not canon :)
Little does everyone know... Luigi convinced Bowser and Robotnik to change places and played as the innocent bystander.
Huh, neat.
In hope someone would get super pregnant.
@@TheMelku_ and then they all kissed the Kevin and got a super pregnant the end that still cracks me up
Nah. Luigi may be smarter than he looks, but he's not that smart. I see the hand of Regular Giuseppe in this...
Eggman.
The creative writing in these videos is phenomenal. Kudos to the writers. I wish I had the imagination to come up with stuffs like that. Excellent Job.
I think the person Bowser is really trying to entertain is himself. He has been loosing to the same damn plumber for god knows how many years, he is just looking for some way to make it more interesting, to add colors to his life. We're here for you Bowser.
It makes sense. In the first game he just spat fire at Mario and then in 3 the tried to squish him. Those seemed pretty simple and he still lost.
Bowser uses Peach to entertain himself every time he kidnaps her. Don't pretend like he doesn't, and she doesn't let herself get kidnapped just for it...
You know what the real kicker is? Mario, Peach, and Bowser are a Throuple. It's all just role play. One's a king, one's a princess, and the other is a handyman - they're really just kinky people who take shrooms and get freaky.
I love the little mental self talk that bowser goes on in the end, and realizes how easily he could outmatch mario if he was simpler with his fighting plots.
There are ways for mario to beat bowser without bowser sabotaging himself in most circumstances, but bowser almost always makes it easier to defeat him
Bowser already told his troops to remove the old Bullet Bill cannons and use regular guns instead so there's that.
I mean he’s literally unstoppable in bowsers inside story,
Dark bowser can literally plunge the entire world into eternal darkness sealing the lives of everyone in an instant, and against bowser it’s basically the easiest final boss in the series.
Bowsers just a moron to lose to Mario with his power
@@thehuyto I, too, enjoyed the video.
Love it how Bowser is talking to himself "keep it simple" With Sonic still bleeding and impaled on his back
I love Bowser’s voice and his use of vocabulary. He sounds like a college professor from England.
Been trying to find the voice actor for SO LONG!
Yeah here in England we just call them tutor's and none of them sound like that.
Bowser here sounds like David Attenborough.
@@jpronan8757 And the way he pronounces "Can't" is not how a posh/well spoken person from England would speak. His is a northern pronunciation.
I will never get tired of Bowser's voice
I can't believe this video is already 2 years old, I remember watching it the weekend it came out.
Eggman calls him a plumber, but he must remember that Sonic cleaned his toilet in Sonic for Hire.
Meanwhile in a parallel universe:
Mario: HERE WE *GOOOOOOOOOOO-*
Sanic: *C H I L I D O G S*
@Carlton Brown he is referencing Terminalmontage's version of these characters.
I wanna know does Sonic actually ever say chili dogs in any game?
I know he eats chili dogs in Black Knight but I don't think he ever says it.
Kirbo: poyo
Robotnik: "Ever wonder where YOUR tax dollars are going?'
@@tjz3158 in the cartoons he would eat chili dogs, and in sonic generations he liked chili dogs, i think. Those are the only instances I can think of.
Looks like Jack Black has shoes to fill against this Bowser.
More like Jack Black uno reversed that situation
I wonder what a sophisticated Bowser singing Peaches sounds like 🤔
Now Tails and Luigi can team up to avenge the deaths of their older brother figures.
I want to see that
That would be an AWESOME video, I hope Dorkly sees this idea.
Kind of think Luigi would celebrate being free of Mario.
@@meghanhenderson6682 This too. Perhaps they take over their respective franchises instead once the mascots were out of the way.
So we have a Hero route and a Evil route. Is there a neutral route?
Regular Guisseppe saves the day.
Eggman: *Talks about mario being fat*
Eggman later stuck in egg carrier: "Get me a Butter"
Dr. Eggman Killed Mario! Dr. Eggman is Evil!!!
"All I need is the butter. Get me the butter!"
Good classic Sonic shorts
@@zacharyhawkins6651 haven't heard of those in a while
Eggman: Get me a butter!
Assistant: You mean a beer?
Eggman: Get me a butter _and_ a beer!
I love how Bowser is causally monologuing to himself while Sonic's dead body is still attached to his spiny shell
Bowser absolutely needs his own series like Sonic4Hire, Morty Kombat, and MegaMan Dies At The End. This Bowser is the most enjoyable portrayal to me.
But British Bowser only
I wonder when will they make him date Sheeva if that happened.
Megaman dies at the end was great
2:01 “It’s almost like I’m trying to entertain someone; who am I trying to entertain?”
The player, perhaps?
His son?
0:03 is my funniest part hahahahahahahaha!!! "Luigi, you been a messing with my iPod shuffle again?" Hahahahahahah
Who made this remix btw?
So Bowser is just going to walk around with a dead hedgehog on his back. Only you, Dorkly. Only you...
0:50 "I can turn myself into metal, make myself impervious to everything when I eat a star, and take direct control of anything I throw my hat at."
He has have also survived a black hole and been vored in Bowser’s inside story.
Let's also not forget that in Super Mario Galaxy's ending, the universe is recreated and Mario takes the Big Bang point blank and survives without a scratch.
@@milkyjuice646 not to mention falling out of the sky several times I think Mario and Sonic characters are impervious to fall damage except for shadow
@@luigiman64 nah. Sonic adventure; sonic literally jumped off the egg carrier and survived. Twice. The issue is; every video game char gets clapped by spikes. Only feasible weakness sonic has over mario is sonic's inability to swim.
Yeah, Mario can definitely be powerful. He just used the wrong excuses.
By clearly pointing out their weaknesses... And immediately using them, was gold
You know... Bowser actually said some pretty important life advice: Don't do things more difficult for you just because you're trying to please or entertain others. Just keep it simple.
Mario: Did I mention I can shoot fireballs, fly and grant myself temporary immunity to damage?
Eggman: NO FAIR!!
Mario: I also have a living hat that can help me possess anything
Eggman: W-WHAT!?
@The Monster Under Your Bed no-one denied it
@The Monster Under Your Bed no one said Sonic couldn't do that
@@thorexthedemigod5928 hat 🧢
Paperboy: Don’t forget about me!!!!
Mario still couldn't be defeated if Bowser looked back, he'd just grab his Tail and hurl him into a Spiked Explosive.
That is because he’s not utilizing battle moves that would basically force mario into the spikes. The simple thing to do: throw himself backwards at Mario. Mario either dodges or gets impaled. Masters it to where, even in a miss, bowser rolls onto his feet, mario can’t grab his tail.
@Gabriel Lopez de Azua It's actually SO LONG, EH BOWSER
@Gabriel Lopez de Azua Yeah well at least it was in the original super mario 64. They might have changed it to avoid confusion with SO LONG, GAY BOWSER
@Gabriel Lopez de Azua Its not So long, EH, Bowser?
To quote Death Battle: "Mario's foot is 231 times more powerful than the atomic bomb that dropped on Hiroshima."
Yeahhhh, they've gotten pretty stupid with their calculations over the years. I still like the series, but they've deviated from their original method, which was to not assume characters can match the feats of others they defeat and not taking single cinematic scenes and basing a character's strength around it.
Excuse me?
Screw Attack are biased and clickbaitey with Death Battle. The VS Battle Wiki has always been more accurate than they are and that speaks volumes if I'm honest.
@@raptorlewis273 Then again Vs Battle Wiki isn't so reliable in some instances either, they either miscalculate or wank a feat to an obsurd extent.
@@hiichur25 I think they were saying the VS Wiki is a low bar and Death Battle still fails to clear it.
When mario said "I get taller when I eat a mushroom"
He should have said " I get higher when i eat mushrooms"
what's with bowser's voice?
@@ThomasandPikachu he’s a king. It makes sense
I’m glad that he didn’t it’s like the most overused joke ever I mean even Jontron made fun of how overused it is during the Drug PSA episode.
@@AWSOMzombie oh
Based on what Eggman has built in the past, he's got a significant edge here. I mean, not many folk can successfully create machines capable of universal destruction, let alone multiversal destruction. Granted his first multiversal machine took a second Eggman to help build, and another an ancient entity to build, but besides that, Eggman can create some serious heat if he finds the materials to do so, and boy does he.
Super Mario Galaxy 1 ends with Bowsers Galaxy Reactor blowing up, and causing a black hole that was going to destroy the universe. The little lumas all flew into it to reset the universe. Bowser then tries nearly the same plan in Galaxy 2. Ultimately the Galaxy machines he makes are supposed to create a new galaxy under his control. He's actually has godly tech in those games.
Mario has multiversal magic and abilities eggman can't match
Robotnik calls Bowser "Bowsy".
So their date went great..
Meanwhile Dr. Wily: ''Yeah, spikes just fix everything''
Wily is ahead of these guys by decades
Literally and figuratively. Maybe. Whenever 20XX is supposed to be.
@Stevester I was thinking the same XD
The fact Dr Light built X with the exact same Achilles heel as the original Megaman is baffling to me. Was he just hoping spikes wouldn't exist in the future?
It took until the Shadow Armour in X6 for spike immunity and that only lasted the one game.
@@DonPetexX If Dr. Wily and King Dedede Swaped Pieces
I love how sophisticated Bowser always sounds
The sessions they both had with Kevin are beginning to pay off.
Yep
Didn't Robotnik and Mario already meet when Mario was accidentally dropped off in Green Hill Zone?
Robotnik: "Prepare to die trespasser!"
Mario: "We'll see who's dead after I hit you three times!"
*Robotnik laughs*
Mario: "What's so funny?"
Robotnik: "If you want to leave, you'll have to hit me EIGHT times!"
Mario: "NOOOOO!"
I remember that ! Ah the nostalgia...
A spoiler warning would be nice
@@Joelle712 Uh it's been out for years now so there's no point
@@tjz3158 please sir mind your business
@@Joelle712 This is a youtube comment section not you having a conversation at a starbucks
Middle aged Plumber lol
Bowser's voice is just perfect 😂👍🏻
Mario and Sonic: Exist
Eggman and Bowser: I’m boutta end this mans whole career
But they have super sayain in their side
-Oh goody another overused joke-
It’s strange how mario can beat eggman in the olympics and vise versa
These men
I got kinda tired of dorklys predictable jokes, but the monologue at the end was very amusing. And in the end i still rewatch dorkly constantly so the joke is on me.
I like how eggman calls him "bowesy" like They be been college room dorm buddies XD
New hit show Evil U the evil villain university
They dated once
Well..... he did ask the Koopa king to "drill him, in the most literal sense", didn't he??😶😳
Eggman: Rapping out insults.
Bowser: Gentleman discouragement.
You know, technically, Mario also goes super sayan whenever he touches a starman.
And then there is Bowser's Fury, where he turns into giant cat super saiyan, complete with spikey hair.
@@skeletorgames8641 Then there's Sonic, whom becomes half god when he's in his Super Form.
@@LucasNo577 and there is chuncky! hes ded
@@GreentixxyTheZeldaFan and there is Hyper Sonic who is omnipotent
For like 15 seconds.
I'll never get tired of British bowser
The fact that this literally happened with Spyro and Crash makes this so much better.
???
@@zionthedragon8866 Look up Spyro Orange and Crash Purple
@@kingstewie01 I know what they are, and i still don't understand this comment?
0:58
He can also kick an entire fortress filled with Bowser’s minions inside of it like it was a soccer ball. Also, technically, he’s survived a lot of crazy shit that one wouldn’t be able to realistically, such as jumping 3 feet above the sun, falling from space to a planet at a decently accelerated speed and surviving, being caught on fire, and all sorts of stuff. In fact, there’s a few videos going into how truly terrifying Mario is if you take the stuff he’s been able to do seriously. So, he’s actually a lot cooler than one would initially realize.
Bro it’s a video made for entertainment like why are you taking it seriously
I clicked faster than sonic
*gasp*
THAT YOU INFINITE?!!!!!
Same
Gaaaaaay
"HaH, NoBodY'S FasTEr ThAn mE!"
Video came out 9 minutes ago, but his comment is 10 minutes old wtf
I love when the villians wins
Then watch Kevin the Assistant
@@traythechosen1381 I see all of them ^^
who say they are villains?
Nothing Quite like a good Villain story. :)
There were hundreds of your worthless guns on my kids airships! Hundreds! And Mario got past all of them! Literally, all of my children are dead, Jerry! Because of your shoddy work!
You know there's not enough times we see sonic sound heroic in Dorkley
"Ive been overthinking the problem."
Literally my entire existence
"Keep It Simple, Stupid" ~ FDR
As funny as Eggman’s segment was, I think Mario is going to throw that boulder at him.
Things might have turned out different if Mario had a better power up, like the cape or fire flower.
I love how Bowser has an inexplicable British accent in Dorkly
0:35 Mario: Actually im 25.
Eggman: Yeah sure, and my name is Jim Carrey, ...wait...
At leash The Sonic The Hedgehog Movie is better than a human waste called Super Mario Bros The Movie (and I didn’t even watch the movie and I am roasted it)
@@wokenlunatic2849 i never said that the sonic movie is bad im just making fun of the people who think that Mario is a midle age man XD
That seems to be the case with Dorkly
Cool, i'm not the only one who remembers this little fun fact, about Mario's age xD
@@AlexxxMYLSince2013 don't forget to make fun of people who say that mario is just a '' common and weak human ''
@@Junior-qe8of that too
I like how Bowser sounds so sophisticated compared to his usual portrayals in the Mario games.
Classic Mario would have such a difficult time in just about any Robotnik boss fight, if only just because Mario is limited to jumping on top of enemies unless he has powerups. There are a few that would be downright impossible without a star.
While Mario was taking on Bowser in his flying clown car, Sonic was going against his robot doppelganger and a giant mech, all without a single ring.
Even when Bowser went right at Mario in Mario 1 & 3 he set up his final batte in an environment that led to his downfall. He just needs to simplify: be a giant, spikey turtle on stable ground.
Finally, the return of British accent Bowser
I love how Bowser sounds like that British documentary guy.
I love how dorkly has been putting out funny and quality animations for a decade now. Badass
Sonic has gotta fast for everything including his death
Finally an original Dorkly video that isn’t Pokédex entry number whatever. This was delightful! It felt like the classiness of the old school!
Bowser's voice was the best.
Anthony Hopkins Bowser is now my new favourite headcanon
Damnit this needs a sequel where the two villains are just talking it out over coffee, and it needs it YESTERDAY!!
One of your best videos 😂😂😂
"Hey Eggman, I have an issue."
"Oh, is Sonic too much trouble for you?"
"No, no, I can't get him off my shell."
Bowser: "How could you not think of using spikes?!"
Robotnik: "Well, I mean, he's kinda fast right?"
Bowser: "But he can't go fast on spikes! I ... i mean, look, right over there, you even have spikes in this level! Why didn't you use spikes on him?"
Death Egg Robot
@@playlistmaker7969 *eggman mentions his death egg robot*
Bowser: “and you didn’t COVER it in spikes? The fists are two spots on the many that could be targeted.”
Eggman: “...” *facefaults*
Bowser definitely learned from Kevin
He did on Big Arms. It only has one weakspot without the insta-shield, just above the arms, directly below the spikes.
I am going to love Jack Black Bowser, but British Bowser will always be my number one.
Finally now your on the right track instead of making literal Pokédex entries
Dont say that dont give me hope
Okay now we have to do a Literal Pokedex next week
@@dorkly ahh shit here we go again
The subtitles are literal Pokédex entries. Or that was a bug.
Honestly
You know what I miss after watching this? Seeing power-ups going to wrong worlds.
Mario is a human who fights a spiky animal
While Sonic is a spikey animal fighting a human
the fact robotnik calls bowser "bowsy" makes it sound like that they're dating again. huh neat
It's Eggman, you ignorant pingas.
@@smb-c3po Both are correct.
@@zoewheeler3927 Only Eggman is.
@@smb-c3po his real name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik, and he calls himself Eggman because Sonic called him Eggman lol
@@spaized8191 He was Eggman from the start in Japan though