Except for Lord Zedd from Power Rangers....One of his monsters was called "Pursehead!"...Fucking...PURSEHEAD!...And that monster got it's ass kicked by...just..one..KICK!...Also, those so called "Upgraded" Zedd Putties...If they're so much more powerful, then why is their weakpoint so visible and easy to hit?!...Just one touch of that giant Z on their chests and they EXPLODE!...Zedd is an idiot, nuff said
Any power rangers villain would need kevin. Just send in every monster you have available and BOOM the rangers are overwelmed and killed off. It's what happened at the end of jungle furry, but at that point the 8 rangers became the entirety of the good guys. And megaforce may have some something similar but I refuse to rewatch it.
@@wastelandlegocheem Actually, sending in a BUNCH of monsters is something a few of the Rangers villains have done before and STILL failed at it...HORRIBLY!...Even if they throw in all those monsters, there's still a literal army of Power Rangers out there....I just think Zedd's the dumbest one because even though he looks so damn cool, he is so bad at his job....I mean everyone thinks that Zedd's the best, but..god he's so fucking dumb!
How would he respond to the joker from the movie? the one with the "What do you get, when you take a mentally ill loner, and combine it with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? Ya get what ya fuckin deserve."
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A PLAN IN THE FIRST PLACE, IF YOU ALREADY KNOW THE PLANS OF MY ALL MY OTHER CLIENTS SUCK! I'VE HAD BOWSER AND EVEN THANOS HIMSELF CONSIDER MY PLANS AND THEY WORKED WELL! - Probably Kevin
Yall do know that some of these comments are fake this one real tho but cheak how long they been on UA-cam if it doesn't say 2 years then its fake Now 3 years
That’s true, he’s the most powerful villain trying to make villains even more powerful then him because he is so bored of being the most powerful and wants a even match
@@derekstronf1837 I mean if you look at the whole thing Joker is the good guy in dark knight. He stops organized crime, makes the batman retire so they stop having a guy just come around and kick the shit out of people and clears out the police corruption. Is he a good person ofc not but he got the job done lol.
I love how Joker-the literally most psychotic villain with no endgame and has no plan on taking out the ONE guy who can stop him. Is the only one he respects.
Jokers objective is to break batman. Joker does not exist without batman because joker thrives off him. Jokers goal is simply to make batman finally go for the kill.
In defense of Ganon, in many of the games he was not in charge of designing half of the dungeons. They were made to keep Ganon's minions out and/or test the hero.
Exactly. Most of them have been infested with demons and had originally another purpose. And he cannot actually use the Triforce because of his inbalance.
@@Ninjaananas Besides, when did Ganon actually get all of the three pieces? I've played almost all of the Zelda games and Ganon usually only has the triforce of power (and wisdom from Zelda).
@@PhazonBlaxor He had the full Triforce in A Link to the Past, in the Fallen Hero Timeline. But he was still unbalanced so I am not sure to which extend he can really use it.
@@PhazonBlaxor You do not remember beating the game? After you beat him, you enter a room with the full Triforce in it. He gained it before the game started.
Also it kinda ignored his point....like even with perfect supply chains, sooner or later we run out. Him snapping half the universe was also very much not a permanent solution by itself.
I only have 1 problem with kevin. For example, Thanos is not trying to solve world hunger, but kevin thinks he is for some reason. I think if Kevin knew that there were beings trying to eat all life and they are almost unkillable then he would have something to work with. Kevin is great but he is very uninformed about the worlds.
*"Now get out. I got like 3 other evil clowns I gotta see today... Devin can you please send in Pennywise so I can explain to him how to not get destroyed by the GOD DAMN GOONIES!!"* 😂 Probably my favorite Kevin line of all time
Kevin is picking apart their plans and giving them common sense to work with. Seeing as their plans didn’t work before they’re probably willing to try anything
The Joker is like a dog making super complicated plans to catch cars. If he fails he has a dozen contingency plans. He is the best planner we know but he just uses his abbility to chase cars
Joker is not a good planner, its just that he’s willing to take a lose-lose situation. He’s willing to go down with the heroes because he care more about creating chaos rather than the end result
He's strong enough to hurt Thanos with a slap, i don't think you'd want to challenge him to a fight. Also he is smarter than most of them so he most likely has a plan to kill them just like he has a plan on how to kill the good guys
I like how nice Kevin is to bowser for some reason He doesn't physically hit him for being a dumbass and doesn't even verbally abuse him. He just does his job for him, and that's nice.
@@Cyansational fair argument, however, kevin litterally smacked thanos. I feel like it's more of a "you're more respectful than the other morons are so i'm gonna be nice."
It's cuz Kevin at some point realized he didn't actually know Bowser. He asks "Isn't the princess behind you at all times?" But eeeeeeeverybody knows that she is usually, sorry, in another castle...
Weeeeell he does have the Triforce and can literally wish away his employers. I wouldn't want to mess with him. "Kevin! Buddy! Have another pay raise!"
Dr. Wily actually did really, really good and in some of the later games he actually won. He wiped out humanity and trapped the Blue Bomber in space- check out the Mega Man Legends games. Although a majority of the success is because of the Sigma and Wily Viruses, he still made them as part of a big final plan. MatPat made a really interesting and sensible Game Theory video called "Game Theory: Mega Man DOOMED Humanity" and it shows in the big timeline of games that he actually won.
@@solentadesse7205 hey, he is the perfect, PERFECT assistant there is. Who would risk losing him? They know that he is smart. There is no knowing what will happen if they threatning him.
@@shanekeenaNYC his whole point makes that adding resources wont change that much , since the supply chains still distributes the same amount of food to the same places. Increasing resources will only cause people to get more greedy , maybe thereby causing reduction in food distribution and even more starvation.
We are also forgetting that resources are not only just food, we also must consider resources for building, creating medical supplies, land for growing food and materials for supplies, ext.
*I have a feeling that this entire series was made in order to have somebody on the Dorkly team be able to vent about discrepancies in the plots of villains.*
I would have liked to have seen Kevin assisting Disney Villains: Jafar- Your snake staff hypnotizes people right? Then why don't you just hypnotize the whole kingdom into think you're the Sultan's son thus making you next in line for the throne?! Come to think of it, why do you even need to be sultan?! You can just hypnoytize the Sultan to run the country however you would. Scar- Ok so you managed to murder your brother to try and cease power good.. There's just one little problem ... WHY WOULD YOU TRUST YOUR HYENEA MINIONS TO KILL YOUR NEPHEW AFTER THEY FAILED TO KILL HIM THE FIRST TIME?! Or here's an idea you have a bunch of Hyenas on your side why not send all of them instead of just three? That way they could block off all sides, and he wouldn't be able to come back as an adult and take the throne away from you. Ursula- I've noticed that you've had a hypnotizing potion this whole time which you only bothered to use as a last resort. If you want to be queen of the ocean, why don't you just use the potion to hypnotize Triton into marrying you?!
Oh here's one for you: Gaston- Ok so you managed to convince an entire town that you're the best being of all time. WHILE ALSO consuming the majority of their farm supplies, namely eggs for some reason, not gonna judge. Though the one thing I can't seem to understand is WHY GO AFTER ONE GIRL WHEN YOU HAVE TRIPLETS FAWNING OVER EVERY SINGLE MOVEMENT YOU MAKE. Just leave Belle and her father alone, and bang the triplets, OK? Ok..
That Thanos one made me actually realise how deadly the snap was. imaging being on a plane and both pilots turn to dust and then your plan crash into the ground, the Snap would of killed hundreds of people who wouldn't come back from the avengers snap, or those that did who were flying at the time would have plummeted to their deaths.
oh it's even worse with the Avengers snap. all those people that were dusted on planes and in vehicles suddenly spawn back in exactly where they were. we see video of a band spawning in the middle of a basketball game so there was clearly no accounting for potential danger. so EVERY one of those dusted people moving at ANY vehicular speed relative to the Earth now pop back into existence at 40+ MPH and skid along the pavement/drop out of the sky. even if speed wasn't kept, suddenly hundreds of people appearing randomly in the middle of potentially active roads. or on floors of buildings which just no longer exist
@@Kilo6Charlie I think the Russo brothers clarified this point: when the Hulk snapped the gauntlet, he made a remark, to bring back everyone safely (a. k. a. those people flying on airplanes would appear on the ground, those that were driving would be stationary, et cetera).
Not to mention the mass starvation. The world’s infrastructure has had 5 years to adjust to providing resources to the current population, then suddenly said population doubles. It would take months, if not years, for society to adjust to the sudden influx of resource demands, and how much starvation and disease will be seen in the meantime?
@@theinternetpolice2078 Usually they have a pilot to make sure they do. With these planes it would mean they would just nosedive into the ground. That's death.
To be fair, the problem is logistic and monetary policies, not plantation. But giving people knowledge and technology to crop more productively would help a shit ton.
Bruh just double the nutritional value of literally everything in the universe, and things get better, or a better idea, JUST MAKE PEOPLE NOT NEED FOOD.
@@Marvelfanatic3658 The Goonies was a Steven Spielberg movie in the... 1980's, I think? It's actually really good, and it's where Josh Brolin (Cable and Thanos, among other roles) got into Hollywood acting. It's my favorite movie. You can probably find it on Netflix... Then again, I'm not sure Netflix is available in Bikini Bottom, so you might be out of luck there.
Yeah and the snap itself was dumb. I mean it would never destroy half of the universe fairly. I mean he can’t destroy half rich people and poor people while destroying half of each category of either of them. Like he can’t destroy half of poor people with phone,with food, with nothing and I think you got the point now. But the worst is the fact that he decides for everyone if half of the universe must die and in endgame he literally decides for the whole f*****g universe if they should all die. I mean it’s like an worst version of Hitler. I mean sure hitler was really bad. But at least he would never kill everyone.
That was always one line that never made sense in the movie. Are you kidding?!! The opening is you robbing a bank with five goons and a school bus and your plan is so intricate and perfect you rob the bank, have all the henchmen kill each other, and escape while police cars are literally pulling up! And this is how we are INTRODUCED to you! YES! Yes you look like the kind of guy who has plans for everything!
@@TheR1.0AUCCC I would actually Ague against the Pokemon-Thing, but whatever, ignoring that: The Thanos-Bit really hurt cause: Yeah, its really a Distribution-Problem. Its unfortunately an objective fact that no one has to ever have Hunger, Humanity is just insanely-inefficient, as UA-camrs like Some-More-News and Second-Thought pointed out. Seen their videos on Famines and S-it?
@@monst3r_child832 …Please tell me you’re joking. 😓 I thought *everyone* knew about The Evil Overlord List. It’s been an Internet staple for nerds everywhere, for decades.
@@monst3r_child832 Put simply, the list covers what to do and what *not* to do in order to become a successful Evil Overlord. It’s based off of every fantasy and sci-fi trope and cliché, and is utterly hilarious. The Evil Overlord who follows the List is ruthless but pragmatic.
Eggman: but the Chaos Emeralds can only be retrieved by a hedgehog Kevin: uh huh and what’s that over there? Eggman: oh that’s just my Hedgehog Robo- OOOHHHH!!! *becomes god*
I like the change of setting with Thanos: he didn't need Kevin to help him accomplish his goal, he needed Kevin to show him why his goal is fucking STUPID
@Marcel Reiner Because he wanted to do it at a universal scale. He was already doing that without the stones, it's just that it was taking so long, so instead he used like what?, two days of work collecting the stones, and after that he finished in a single snap, instead of having to travel planet by planet
@@digitalgamer457 A big reason the Super State was made to not feel like the same thing and if you've seen Super Sonic in many games, he's vastly different at this point and yes look very closely at his eyes, they're Red but Super Shadow? He's a champagne color in SA2 but what REALLY seperates the Super State from Super Saiyan is how if you spend too much time in the forms in SA2 and this is for both Sonic and Shadow, they'll disappear and I don't mean as in leave, I mean legit fade from existence before gone.
I feel like the Giovanni following the rules makes a lot of sense, he’s supposed to resemble the sort of mafia type, Lawful Evil if ya know what I mean
True but the whole being the second to last step to finishing a world wide event for kids doesn’t make sense since he’s basically a mafia boss/crime lord like you said but he could be doing that to mold young souls into grunts
@@Jasans320 gustavo fring from breaking bad is a crime boss but he is also a well known owner of a famous fast food restaurant, he did pretty well hiding his identity, up until spoilers
Nah. Think of him more as a business analyst, its not his job to change the end goal of the business/villain, his job is to make sure that the processes towards that goal are smooth and have as little chance as possible to fail
I love how Kevin silently reacts to Thanos pouring coffee on Devin, his would be replacement. He goes from curious, to maliciously satisfied so quick and its such a nice little detail.
Probably Sauron from the Lord of the rings would be up there. His plan of basically pickling elves in weird magical mud until they turned into uruk-hai was pretty stupid, considering the fact that he could've avoided all of that by just using saruman's influence in the magical world to convey the one ring as something to be protected, thus instilling a social precedent that would prevent four foot tall hair covered midgets from destroying said ring after wandering around in caves fighting monstrous spiders.
If power rangers villains had an Assistant. Kevin: what is with this plan? Rita: what’s wrong with it? Kevin: WHY ARE YOU SENDING 1 MONSTER AT A TIME? Rita: what do you mean? Kevin: YOU KEEP SENDING 1 MONSTER TO EARTH, THEREFORE LETTING THE POWER RANGERS KILL THEM 1 BY 1! RITA: uuuhhh, I think some of them are taking awhile to arrive. Kevin: well if that’s the case, THEN WAIT UNTIL THEY ALL ARRIVE, OR UNTIL YOU HAVE AT LEAST A LOT OF MONSTERS, and THEN attack Earth WITH EVERY MONSTER YOU HAVE! Rita: Yeah you’re right, that would definitely help. Kevin: Oh and another thing, why are your minions so weak? Rita: WEAK!? What do you mean? Kevin: I’m talking about those smaller guys that you send with each monster. Rita: What about them? Kevin: THEY ARE THE WEAKEST FIGHTERS IN FICTION! Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc could probably kill one of them, with his bare hands! Who’s teaching them how to fight!? They are so weak, a Storm Trooper has a better chance of hitting something then 20 of them have of beating 1 Ranger, ONE! With or without Ranger Mode! Yet the teachings of a Power Rangers master who is as strong or weaker then one of you villains makes the Power Rangers some of the strongest people in the world! Rita: You know what Kevin you’re right. I will train my minions better and send lots of monsters to earth. Kevin: Good. And one more thing. Rita: what? Kevin: if your staff can make your monsters grow! Why don’t you just use it a bunch of times to make them so big, no megazord in history would stand a chance? Rita: wow. No wonder why other villains hire you, your smart! Kevin: I know.
@@Blasted2Oblivion Or, better yet: Don't rely on that "turn-based" tactic. Just attack. If it worked on the "Dissidia" games, why doesn't apply on the main games?
@@hassantv100 I was actually writing a story based on a similar concept. A normal person gets trapped in a fantasy game style world but the rules like movement speed and turn order and stuff like that dont apply to him. I got a chapter in before I realized I was a shit writer and need to start small.
For 7 in particular if Sephiroth can control those with Jenova's cells like Cloud and Aerith... Those two were what caused him to lose. In general these antagonists shouldn't leave Summons lying around. Like it's literally calling gods to pack more of a punch. The villains should take them so THEY can use them.
@@kennethchayee2196 I mean... He's basically the only reason they didn't KEEP getting their ass kicked (apart from the Joker who does crime as a joke and uses the bat as the punchline and FB + Google which are just perfect evil) so yeah I figure that's why Better to get slapped by your assistant then win than to kill your only shot at victory
Well his brilliant plan was more to attempt to demoralize the Soviet people, which is pretty much impossible. They're country is practically uninvadeable the Soviet winter kills off any occupying enemy force that stays in that hell hole for too long. Also Hitler was woefully unprepared for such a campaign in the first place.
You can't compare Hitler with these fictional villains. Fictional villains' plans have huge plot holes that could have been patched up and they would have won with an overwhelming advantage. Hitler had fewer resources than his opponents and a lot more factors go into whether a war is won or lost.
YOU ALLIED YOURSELF WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO NATIONS THAT HAVE THE POSSIBILITY OF RUINING YOUR PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION. BY EATHER DECLARING WAR ON A NATION WITH THE MANPOWER, TECHNOLOGY, INDUSTRY, AND RESOURCES TO SINGLE HANDILY BREAK THE STALEMATES IN THERE OWN FAVOR. OR THAT THEY CAINT EVEN DEFEND THERE OWN TERRITORY WITH OUT HELP.
Actually, it would probably work better for Kylo, since he could have easily won in the second movie if their ships went A LITTLE FASTER to catch up to the resistance ships.
Bahr 2006, Well no actually, Dorkly already did a video on this one topic actually. Summarizing it to be: the EXHAUST port would blow air out, not suck in. Also, nobody knew that the force was in play when making the Death Star, since they thought the only one’s who could control it were the Emperor and Darth Vader.
Hey I know this SEEMS like it means we're not doing more Kevin, but...we'll probably still do more Kevin.
Okay phew, I’d miss him
Yeah, do kevin good..
Do the ghost from pac man or the dog from duck hunt
you gonna need those infinity stones to bring him back
If dj octavio had an assistant
“You are the worst magical Hitler I have ever worked with."
Coming from him this means something - he worked with them all!
Except for Lord Zedd from Power Rangers....One of his monsters was called "Pursehead!"...Fucking...PURSEHEAD!...And that monster got it's ass kicked by...just..one..KICK!...Also, those so called "Upgraded" Zedd Putties...If they're so much more powerful, then why is their weakpoint so visible and easy to hit?!...Just one touch of that giant Z on their chests and they EXPLODE!...Zedd is an idiot, nuff said
Any power rangers villain would need kevin. Just send in every monster you have available and BOOM the rangers are overwelmed and killed off. It's what happened at the end of jungle furry, but at that point the 8 rangers became the entirety of the good guys. And megaforce may have some something similar but I refuse to rewatch it.
@@wastelandlegocheem Actually, sending in a BUNCH of monsters is something a few of the Rangers villains have done before and STILL failed at it...HORRIBLY!...Even if they throw in all those monsters, there's still a literal army of Power Rangers out there....I just think Zedd's the dumbest one because even though he looks so damn cool, he is so bad at his job....I mean everyone thinks that Zedd's the best, but..god he's so fucking dumb!
@@NashTheBlade I mean, it could work with some of the versions of rangers.
He worked with most of them actually but not all.
Kevin seems more like a consultant than an assistant.
He started as an assistant and then became consultant
He the fist consulting villain now we only need a consulting detective
He’s a former McKinsey consultant turned independent lol
He probably should fly solo, indeed...
consultant, secretary or manager since he seems to have enough authority he feels allowed to "physically tutor" their supposed superior
Man, Kevin has to deal with all this shit instead of being evil himself
What happens when you stop at your bachelors instead of your masters
He's doing what he's good at
i think i'm gonna kill him
Lucky for us.
You know what?
Alexa! Can you call him?
Alexa: sure thing!
Kevin having a lot of respect for the Joker’s plan aside from the ending of them. 😂
He may be a psychotic funny man, but at least he’s elaborate with his schemes.
How would he respond to the joker from the movie? the one with the "What do you get, when you take a mentally ill loner, and combine it with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? Ya get what ya fuckin deserve."
If I'm being honest, the sonic fanart was shockingly accurate
@JayLeeBeanz yes.
And honestly, not all of it was that bad. Not even borderline seedy like a lot of sonic fanart.
No cap
I think it was real
@JayLeeBeanz yes
Villain: "Here is my brilliant plan!"
Kevin: (Slaps him) "IDIOT!"
@Dillon George lol true
More like
7 page Baka
(Baka means idiot)
Kevin’s ideas are Dream level stuff.
Joker: I'm I a joke to u
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A PLAN IN THE FIRST PLACE, IF YOU ALREADY KNOW THE PLANS OF MY ALL MY OTHER CLIENTS SUCK!
I'VE HAD BOWSER AND EVEN THANOS HIMSELF CONSIDER MY PLANS AND THEY WORKED WELL!
- Probably Kevin
Hulk's punches don't faze Thanos but Kevin is strong enough to make him flinch.
Dude come on
Recommendations huh? They always get you.
Yall do know that some of these comments are fake this one real tho but cheak how long they been on UA-cam if it doesn't say 2 years then its fake
Now 3 years
Kevin is stronger than the Hulk thats how he gets away with slapping his bosses and they cant do anything about it because hes too powerful
It’s his willpower
"In the arms of an angel" always gets me
It’s even funnier considering that it’s a reference to a different Dorkly bit.
nice
8:19 Here
Kevin lecturing Thanos is surprisingly real world applicable and feels like the writer was actually hoping Bill Gates would see the video
Wait, do you actually believe Bill Gates is trying to murder half the world's population?
Wait, do you actually believe Bill Gates wants to kill half the world's population or something?
This is entirely just “no no he’s got a point” for videogames.
And movies
@@triccele what?
@@ZackShark1 the original comment only mention videogames, but Kevin also helps character from movies
@@ummmidk28363 your name says it all....
@@mollieanddavidmalone5062 Hi, hello there
Plot twist: Kevin is actually the most poweful villain in existance, The others are just his assistants.
Tin Tin Tin
That’s true, he’s the most powerful villain trying to make villains even more powerful then him because he is so bored of being the most powerful and wants a even match
He is because he makes there plans work, thus he is responsible for all his clients evil and thus the most evil obe of all.
@@boondocks4315 precisely
:)
I like how Kevin slaps like half of the villains and they don’t decide to kill him
Because he has reasons to slap them
@@TushigiscoolLarryAvengers had a reason to stop Thanos
@@YourAverageMango I'm just saying they knew they are wrong
I'd like another part to this series where he works with homelander slaps him and tanks his laser eyes
I appreciate how Kevin had absolutely no issues with the Joker, except that the ending to his plan was extremely underwhelming.
Joker's Endgame.... No one knows it. Not even himself
Ikr!
@@derekstronf1837 I mean if you look at the whole thing Joker is the good guy in dark knight. He stops organized crime, makes the batman retire so they stop having a guy just come around and kick the shit out of people and clears out the police corruption. Is he a good person ofc not but he got the job done lol.
@@drbright9697 You know... you got a point there
@@drbright9697 there's actually a theory that joker was the hero in the dark knight
*Kevin Becomes a Villian*
Every Hero in Existence: Shit.
AND every villain too...
I think we would see literal omnipotent beings try to stop him
@@trickster9631 so he's antihero then?
@@abnercolon8969 then, kevin would use common sense with the other omnipotent beings that are villains to.. win, cant believe this, common sense rules
He already has he's gunman
I love how Joker-the literally most psychotic villain with no endgame and has no plan on taking out the ONE guy who can stop him. Is the only one he respects.
The Joker’s endgame is to create chaos.
Because he shows that he is capable of getting what he wants, but it is confusing as to what he wants.
Jokers objective is to break batman. Joker does not exist without batman because joker thrives off him. Jokers goal is simply to make batman finally go for the kill.
Cuz Joker’s plans actually works. His end game is not as grand as other but his plan works.
Anonymously Forgotten He’ll never break Batman his mind is too strong. He sticks to that not kill code no matter how bad it gets.
The fact that Kevin helps villains who are not that bad makes him less of a threat and more of an helping ally.
In defense of Ganon, in many of the games he was not in charge of designing half of the dungeons. They were made to keep Ganon's minions out and/or test the hero.
Exactly. Most of them have been infested with demons and had originally another purpose.
And he cannot actually use the Triforce because of his inbalance.
@@Ninjaananas Besides, when did Ganon actually get all of the three pieces? I've played almost all of the Zelda games and Ganon usually only has the triforce of power (and wisdom from Zelda).
@@PhazonBlaxor
He had the full Triforce in A Link to the Past, in the Fallen Hero Timeline. But he was still unbalanced so I am not sure to which extend he can really use it.
@@Ninjaananas Oh, really? At what point? It's been 15 years since I last played LTTP, I don't remember he having all of them.
@@PhazonBlaxor
You do not remember beating the game? After you beat him, you enter a room with the full Triforce in it. He gained it before the game started.
Kevin and the Pokemon trainer need to team up for the ultimate logical team
The universe can't handle that trio
Yes
@@SGT676 *trio, you can't forget scyther
@@pizzamaster355 of course cant forget the good guy scyther
YASSSSSS
Kevin just slapped Thanos in the face, wielder of the infinity gauntlet that literally kills half the human race. Man has balls of steel.
Not to mention the rest of the universe
Also it kinda ignored his point....like even with perfect supply chains, sooner or later we run out.
Him snapping half the universe was also very much not a permanent solution by itself.
@@FFKonoko still helpful for quite a while
Steel ball run
Half of all race
Kevin doesn't care what's good or bad he is just enthusiastic with his job as an Assistant.
Villains: **Have evil plans**
Kevin's Common Sense: I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
nice 69 likes
uses logic
Kevin: Except you Google and Facebook
Kevin used common sense.
It was really effective!
I only have 1 problem with kevin. For example, Thanos is not trying to solve world hunger, but kevin thinks he is for some reason. I think if Kevin knew that there were beings trying to eat all life and they are almost unkillable then he would have something to work with. Kevin is great but he is very uninformed about the worlds.
"You are by far, THE worst, magical Hitler, I have ever worked with."
God, I just lost it there.
Same this just means he’s worked for several magical hitlers
Are there other magic hitler’s in your life
vladimir putin?
@@buggyfun1060 I thought the EXACT sane thing
But to be fair if he just made random horcruxes dumbledore could just say asio
Electrode: *"In the arms, of an angel~"*
That crack me up more than it should. XD
The Pokémon's faces when electrode started flashing.
@@hochfamily8731 "Oh... Shi-"
*NO WITNESSES*
500th like. Also, Electrode's line was funny as hell.
*"Now get out. I got like 3 other evil clowns I gotta see today... Devin can you please send in Pennywise so I can explain to him how to not get destroyed by the GOD DAMN GOONIES!!"*
😂 Probably my favorite Kevin line of all time
I love how all the villains just take everything that Kevin throws at them.
I was really waiting for the more irrational ones yell back or try to kill him.
Patrick thanos thantrick
I love how Giovanni is so confident in his Pokémon, he thinks he can take on eight of Kevin’s at the same time!
Kevin is picking apart their plans and giving them common sense to work with. Seeing as their plans didn’t work before they’re probably willing to try anything
@@ilovedragonball2435 except for joker in which the thing he’s disappointed in is the end goal.
The Joker is like a dog making super complicated plans to catch cars. If he fails he has a dozen contingency plans. He is the best planner we know but he just uses his abbility to chase cars
So, he's like his greatest enemy, but he identifies as a dog, instead of a bat ?
Joker is not a good planner, its just that he’s willing to take a lose-lose situation. He’s willing to go down with the heroes because he care more about creating chaos rather than the end result
@@LeoNguyenex he's a Great Planner his Plan in Dark Knight was basically Flawless
Yep only reason it failed was because he forgot about the people element
@@LeoNguyenex and yet he succeeds with most of his plans
I’m surprised that Kevin can disrespect so many villains and not get killed
Mob Charactor #145 he can’t get passed my magikarp
They’re obviously scared of him and clearly see that without him, they’re practically nothing.
Because he can make them better villains
Because they realize he's right
Like 100% of the time
He's strong enough to hurt Thanos with a slap, i don't think you'd want to challenge him to a fight.
Also he is smarter than most of them so he most likely has a plan to kill them just like he has a plan on how to kill the good guys
I like how nice Kevin is to bowser for some reason
He doesn't physically hit him for being a dumbass and doesn't even verbally abuse him.
He just does his job for him, and that's nice.
i mean compared to hitting wily and eggman, i don't think kevin would take any chances hitting a turtle who can breathe fire
@@Cyansational fair argument, however, kevin litterally smacked thanos. I feel like it's more of a "you're more respectful than the other morons are so i'm gonna be nice."
@@Xdadster true
It's cuz Kevin at some point realized he didn't actually know Bowser. He asks "Isn't the princess behind you at all times?" But eeeeeeeverybody knows that she is usually, sorry, in another castle...
Even Kevin has boundries. I mean, you don't hit the gifted kids. It's not their fault that they were born special.
I like how he called Link a "Peter Pan cosplayer"
Pantsless**
Cant say that its a lie
mute**
@TheLastLaugh Oof
666 likes yikes
Honestly these evil bosses are waaayyyy more open to criticism than any boss I’ve had
Edit: woah Kevin graced me with a lot of likes
Ironic. (and yes, i just quoted another evil boss.)
Agreed
@@GattToDaChoppa
Hol up
Weeeeell he does have the Triforce and can literally wish away his employers. I wouldn't want to mess with him.
"Kevin! Buddy! Have another pay raise!"
Kevin does likely have some pretty good references and a solid success rate. So they are prolly a bit more open than they otherwise would be.
I freaking LOVE Kevin. He's like the embodiment of the Evil Overlord List.
Fff
too insane and too effective smart
Dr. Wily actually did really, really good and in some of the later games he actually won. He wiped out humanity and trapped the Blue Bomber in space- check out the Mega Man Legends games. Although a majority of the success is because of the Sigma and Wily Viruses, he still made them as part of a big final plan. MatPat made a really interesting and sensible Game Theory video called "Game Theory: Mega Man DOOMED Humanity" and it shows in the big timeline of games that he actually won.
So far Kevin has only approved of Joker, Google and Facebook as villains.
Joker just wanted chaos
Google and Facebook are already evil
He hasn't even approved of Joker.
Most incredible planner, lamest end-game.
An overqualified underachiever is still an idiot.
@@cptdumplin why?
Some of the villains are misunderstood (like joker and bowser for example)
He's approved of Joker as a *planner,* not a 100% complete villain.
"I have created the most perfectly evil entity possible."
How was there no Disney reference there?
They're saving that for later, maybe.
what do you mean? Disney is good... *ALL HAIL DISNEY*
Disney plus EA plus Facebook Google combo
Oh dear mother of god what have we created
Well compared to Amazon and Google and Facebook. Disney is actually pretty small. Just think about the aspects of everyone's life they've taken over
He didn't want to die
Kevin is the Gordon Ramsey of villains 😂😂
Goddamn it I thought I had an original idea....
I feel this needs more likes
Im Kevin
True
Hes worse than gordon
Bro kevin explaining what causes starvation and showing the holes on Thanos plan is godly.
I love that Ivo didn’t need Kevin to completely spell it out, just point out he had a Hedgehog robot
@Noah Maldonado he does?
@@Josh-yp8fn yeah them being
Metal Sonic
Silver Sonic
Mecha Sonic
And Metal Sonic 3.0
@@noahyoungbluekaiju9255 and that robot Sonic from the early fleetway comics
I was just listings the one from the games
@@noahyoungbluekaiju9255 also he has metal knuckles
I'm surprised that Kevin hasn't been fired for hitting his boss.
The ends justify the means
Sometimes they need to be hit.
Slapping bosses is apart of his job description
@@theunknownone5663 No I get it it's just surprising that some of them didn't just threaten him or something that's all I'm saying.
@@solentadesse7205 hey, he is the perfect, PERFECT assistant there is. Who would risk losing him? They know that he is smart. There is no knowing what will happen if they threatning him.
Kevin is the Gordon Ramsay of villians, he finds flaws in most of them except the joker.
Was that a pun or bad spelling? Like Gormuet + Gordon + Gorgon or something?
@@KR-wl5yd mostly bad spelling, im really bad at typing fast and i really needed to do that fast.
@@bakercrossaint738 You can edit your comment if need be. just click the three dots on the side when you hover over your comment
The edit made my comment useless
@@bakercrossaint738 ok got it
Thanos bringing his assistant coffee automatically makes him more considerate than most real world bosses!
Kevin has insanely good advice about curing starvation.
Or just double the resources.
@@shanekeenaNYC his whole point makes that adding resources wont change that much , since the supply chains still distributes the same amount of food to the same places. Increasing resources will only cause people to get more greedy , maybe thereby causing reduction in food distribution and even more starvation.
We are also forgetting that resources are not only just food, we also must consider resources for building, creating medical supplies, land for growing food and materials for supplies, ext.
Well thanos IS the nad titan
@@shanekeenaNYC not really. One could instead just make humanity and beyond utopic societies. No war, no greed, no human evil. Boom. Problem solved
*I have a feeling that this entire series was made in order to have somebody on the Dorkly team be able to vent about discrepancies in the plots of villains.*
Thats probably true, i would do the same thing
I- uh fair enough
You know, you're not wrong, but I'm here for it.
Yes
VILLIANS DESERVE TO WIN TOO
"By far, the worst magical Hitler, I worked with"
Does that mean there is more...?
Yep hey genocidal magicians exist
Does Palpatine count?
JullianShinyhuntr
You’re a space wizard, Luke!
@@Iamvangone Technically yeah
Grindelwald
Kevin is a straight to the point kind of person that realises the floors in games from the past
Here's a Theory: is Kevin just Kevin from Home Alone all grown up? It would explain why he is so good at home security.
But thats just a theory, a Dorkly theory
@@leonardtoth3625 haha sigh... Nerds of a feather do flock together. ;)
But hey that's just a theory, a UA-cam theory
@@spgkings6368 thanks for watching!
@@jpepito87 ANDDDDDDDD CUT....
I would have liked to have seen Kevin assisting Disney Villains:
Jafar- Your snake staff hypnotizes people right? Then why don't you just hypnotize the whole kingdom into think you're the Sultan's son thus making you next in line for the throne?! Come to think of it, why do you even need to be sultan?! You can just hypnoytize the Sultan to run the country however you would.
Scar- Ok so you managed to murder your brother to try and cease power good.. There's just one little problem ... WHY WOULD YOU TRUST YOUR HYENEA MINIONS TO KILL YOUR NEPHEW AFTER THEY FAILED TO KILL HIM THE FIRST TIME?! Or here's an idea you have a bunch of Hyenas on your side why not send all of them instead of just three? That way they could block off all sides, and he wouldn't be able to come back as an adult and take the throne away from you.
Ursula- I've noticed that you've had a hypnotizing potion this whole time which you only bothered to use as a last resort. If you want to be queen of the ocean, why don't you just use the potion to hypnotize Triton into marrying you?!
All good except the last one. No potion is strong enough to make you wanna marry ursula
@@jamesroad316 also i think(im not completely sure) Ursula and triton in the little mermaid are related
God darn _THROWN._
You mean throne? Obviously you mean throne. What else could you mean?
Oh. You fixed it. Huh. Now I'm sad.
@@lotus-eater so kill is ok, but incest is not?
Oh here's one for you:
Gaston- Ok so you managed to convince an entire town that you're the best being of all time. WHILE ALSO consuming the majority of their farm supplies, namely eggs for some reason, not gonna judge. Though the one thing I can't seem to understand is WHY GO AFTER ONE GIRL WHEN YOU HAVE TRIPLETS FAWNING OVER EVERY SINGLE MOVEMENT YOU MAKE. Just leave Belle and her father alone, and bang the triplets, OK? Ok..
Let’s all hope Kevin never realizes his potential and stays an assistant
Let's hope so
well he did one time...remember the triforce
13:16 mans hair lookin like the green dye from minecraft
That Thanos one made me actually realise how deadly the snap was. imaging being on a plane and both pilots turn to dust and then your plan crash into the ground, the Snap would of killed hundreds of people who wouldn't come back from the avengers snap, or those that did who were flying at the time would have plummeted to their deaths.
oh it's even worse with the Avengers snap. all those people that were dusted on planes and in vehicles suddenly spawn back in exactly where they were. we see video of a band spawning in the middle of a basketball game so there was clearly no accounting for potential danger. so EVERY one of those dusted people moving at ANY vehicular speed relative to the Earth now pop back into existence at 40+ MPH and skid along the pavement/drop out of the sky. even if speed wasn't kept, suddenly hundreds of people appearing randomly in the middle of potentially active roads. or on floors of buildings which just no longer exist
@@Kilo6Charlie I think the Russo brothers clarified this point: when the Hulk snapped the gauntlet, he made a remark, to bring back everyone safely (a. k. a. those people flying on airplanes would appear on the ground, those that were driving would be stationary, et cetera).
Not to mention the mass starvation. The world’s infrastructure has had 5 years to adjust to providing resources to the current population, then suddenly said population doubles. It would take months, if not years, for society to adjust to the sudden influx of resource demands, and how much starvation and disease will be seen in the meantime?
Don't people survive plane crashes more often than not?
@@theinternetpolice2078 Usually they have a pilot to make sure they do. With these planes it would mean they would just nosedive into the ground. That's death.
*planting more crops*
Thanos: No
*destroying half of the universe*
Thanos: Ye
,
To be fair, the problem is logistic and monetary policies, not plantation. But giving people knowledge and technology to crop more productively would help a shit ton.
@@joaodorjmanolo Yeah, but we all know the simplest solution would have been to make it rain food everywhere periodically.
@@Based_4_Life infinite power, finite brains
Bruh just double the nutritional value of literally everything in the universe, and things get better, or a better idea, JUST MAKE PEOPLE NOT NEED FOOD.
“You’re breaking the rules! *THE RUUUUUULES!* ”
THATS THE POINT!
4:13 this is illegal
@@jackgibsonfirstalt THATS THE POINT
@@racelkatyusha403 I don’t care
How very Japanese of him yOu mUsT fOLLoW tHe RuLeS!
“ how to not get destroyed by the goddamn goonies” how to be dying bro funniest thing I’ve heard all day 14:20
Kevin could become a villain by himself
Also the pennywise goonies joke was the absolute best
Yes
Same
Tes the best
Whats a goonies?
@@Marvelfanatic3658 The Goonies was a Steven Spielberg movie in the... 1980's, I think? It's actually really good, and it's where Josh Brolin (Cable and Thanos, among other roles) got into Hollywood acting. It's my favorite movie. You can probably find it on Netflix...
Then again, I'm not sure Netflix is available in Bikini Bottom, so you might be out of luck there.
For the thanos part, he should have mentioned that all food and most resources are made of living things.
Yeah and the snap itself was dumb. I mean it would never destroy half of the universe fairly. I mean he can’t destroy half rich people and poor people while destroying half of each category of either of them. Like he can’t destroy half of poor people with phone,with food, with nothing and I think you got the point now. But the worst is the fact that he decides for everyone if half of the universe must die and in endgame he literally decides for the whole f*****g universe if they should all die. I mean it’s like an worst version of Hitler. I mean sure hitler was really bad. But at least he would never kill everyone.
That's not thanos real goal in the comics he only erases half all life so that he can get laid
@@ribsmeat2333 by the goddess of death right? But I think he was referring to the movie
@@0kz494 yea
Pog 69th like
holy shit that "fanart" segment was scarily accurate
agreed
yea espacily the pregnant and the Oc
r/cursedimages
Why do people even draws that
@@iron1975 they find it "fun" for some goddamn reason
Way too many villains across everything need Kevin the Assistant and is he's so underrated.
“Gunman” I like that his design was probably based off the original terrible box art with the gun
Joker: "Do I look like the kind of guy who has a plan?"
Kevin: *BRUH!*
He literally gave him blue prints basically showing that he had a plan
That was always one line that never made sense in the movie. Are you kidding?!! The opening is you robbing a bank with five goons and a school bus and your plan is so intricate and perfect you rob the bank, have all the henchmen kill each other, and escape while police cars are literally pulling up! And this is how we are INTRODUCED to you! YES! Yes you look like the kind of guy who has plans for everything!
Nelson Chereta I wish I was this smart and insane
@@JedKni I wish I was smarter and less insane, or at least smart enough to be able to ignore stupid
Krash just ignore me and then bam your smart now cause my iq is -4
"Divorced twice. Recovering alcoholic. Doesn't leave a lot of room for a sense of humor."
I know some future villain assistants. 👋😌
👋🙂
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@@TheR1.0AUCCC I would actually Ague against the Pokemon-Thing,
but whatever, ignoring that:
The Thanos-Bit really hurt cause: Yeah, its really a Distribution-Problem.
Its unfortunately an objective fact that no one has to ever have Hunger,
Humanity is just insanely-inefficient,
as UA-camrs like Some-More-News and Second-Thought pointed out. Seen their videos on
Famines and S-it?
@@loturzelrestaurant What pokemon thing?
@@TheR1.0AUCCC The Skit about Pokemon-Logic?
Super Robotnik is something i REALLY needed to see in my life
Like to vote for a compilation of every dorkly bit that has "Huh, neat" in it
To long
Huh, neat
Huh, neat
Huh, neat
Huh, neat
Holy crap! Kevin is *literally* the Evil Overlord who actually *read* the List!
Wrong Kevin didn't read the list he made the list
is there a reference in here that im not getting?
@@monst3r_child832 …Please tell me you’re joking. 😓 I thought *everyone* knew about The Evil Overlord List. It’s been an Internet staple for nerds everywhere, for decades.
@@zacharyjoy8724 no joke, although maybe ive heard about it and just forgotten? in any case a refresher would be greatly appreciated
@@monst3r_child832 Put simply, the list covers what to do and what *not* to do in order to become a successful Evil Overlord. It’s based off of every fantasy and sci-fi trope and cliché, and is utterly hilarious. The Evil Overlord who follows the List is ruthless but pragmatic.
*”A gynecologist, a TERRIBLE GYNECOLOGIST”*
What even is a gynecologist?
Themysteryrobloxian idk
Jollibee nooooooooo
:0
@@gooddayma8 Google it with safesearch.
Eggman: but the Chaos Emeralds can only be retrieved by a hedgehog
Kevin: uh huh and what’s that over there?
Eggman: oh that’s just my Hedgehog Robo- OOOHHHH!!!
*becomes god*
I like the change of setting with Thanos: he didn't need Kevin to help him accomplish his goal, he needed Kevin to show him why his goal is fucking STUPID
Yeah
Literaly he did more bad things than every other person in the Galaxy
@Marcel Reiner Because he wanted to do it at a universal scale. He was already doing that without the stones, it's just that it was taking so long, so instead he used like what?, two days of work collecting the stones, and after that he finished in a single snap, instead of having to travel planet by planet
that wasn't his goal the comics at all he fell in love wit death and killing everyone to get ger attention or something
@@Steven9567 and then she said "i wanna be the one with power in the relacion ship so i stay with deadpool"
I just realised when Robotnik is powered by the Chaos Emeralds his mustache looks like Goku's hair when he is going Super Saiyan
Well, like Sonic in his chaos emeralds form thing, he became golden
Do you think hes still talking to a rock as kevin
@@jihefmat knuckles became light pink and tails became golden too.
@@digitalgamer457 A big reason the Super State was made to not feel like the same thing and if you've seen Super Sonic in many games, he's vastly different at this point and yes look very closely at his eyes, they're Red but Super Shadow? He's a champagne color in SA2 but what REALLY seperates the Super State from Super Saiyan is how if you spend too much time in the forms in SA2 and this is for both Sonic and Shadow, they'll disappear and I don't mean as in leave, I mean legit fade from existence before gone.
Teamfourstar Vegeta voice"muuusstassshhh"
Kevin is the ultimate villain for 2 reasons: he actually has logic, and his name is kevin, need i say more
Jetquick in the asian community Kevin is the spoiled rich kid
@@nostalgicarrow2209 exactly
Kevin does not equate to the ultimate villian, he is the bane of Troughwater..
His name is....
Jerry.
@@nostalgicarrow2209 In the "german community" Kevin is the stupid kid. He is like a disease.^^
@Hey Jhotathon he got burned by coffee remember
Can we just talk about how quickly this man draws on his board
He's called an assistant, but sits in the manager position
After Giovanni he became a consultant,met more villians,includeing Thanos,got dusted by random then the Thanos episode begins
I feel like the Giovanni following the rules makes a lot of sense, he’s supposed to resemble the sort of mafia type, Lawful Evil if ya know what I mean
True but the whole being the second to last step to finishing a world wide event for kids doesn’t make sense since he’s basically a mafia boss/crime lord like you said but he could be doing that to mold young souls into grunts
@@Jasans320 gustavo fring from breaking bad is a crime boss but he is also a well known owner of a famous fast food restaurant, he did pretty well hiding his identity, up until spoilers
@@taterds7858 that’s fair but also I’ve never seen breaking bad
@@Jasans320 really good show highly recommend
@@taterds7858 no way you just mentioned Breaking Bad. Leave.
Gordon Ramsey: finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
Oh my god
Yes
YES!
Gordon Ramsay would destroy Kevin
@@gaming_reaper6471 I am KEVIN!!
To be fair, the reason Robotnik put animals in robots is because they acted as a power source for the robots. They were literal living batteries
Why does he need the robots?
@@ReddwarfIV World domination, I guess
So if Kevin is behind every major supervillain doesn't that mean he's basically the most evil person out there? Damn kev!
Nope there are far worse than him who this kind of management...for no reason and make things worse in a better way.
Nah. Think of him more as a business analyst, its not his job to change the end goal of the business/villain, his job is to make sure that the processes towards that goal are smooth and have as little chance as possible to fail
no, as he said facebook, google and capitalism are all worse than anyone else who he worked with.
He’s just very passionate in his role serving his employers
@@JotaroKujo-nj4bx divorced twice, recovering alcoholic, not room for sense of humour, his job is all he have left
I actually laughed so hard when thanos got called a purple dipshit rather than the overused insult(grape)
Same
I like when Hulk called him "prunechin" too
They did surgery on a grape thwts what heppend to his chin
What about discount grimace?
trevor kennedy a rasin
Kevin: Devin, Send in Pennywise so I can explain to him how to NOT GET DESTROYED BY THE GOD DAMN
*G O O N I E S -*
(Everyone liked that)
Timestamp please
Thanks for 138 likes!
@@Justaguy852 14:20
Why should I send in Pennywise? (Yes my name is Devin lol)
Would be nice to see more of that again^^
There are so many villains who need a Assistant ^^
Kevin probably would turn every game in a Dark Souls version oh themselves
He needs to be a Dark Souls boss.
So Engrish
@@judeolivares1345 Kevin, the sensible.
@@anondabomb no one would not’ve been able to get to him if he was in the game as soon as you get to a boss the others would be there too
I love how Kevin silently reacts to Thanos pouring coffee on Devin, his would be replacement. He goes from curious, to maliciously satisfied so quick and its such a nice little detail.
"Worst magical Hitler I have ever worked with"
Kevin, what have you been doing outside of these episodes.
And Even Better, Devin works for Kevin now as he called Devin to let Pennywise in after his meeting with Joker XD
No, I'm with the science team
Edit: plot twist: Kevin is the real villian telling his minions how badly they're doing their jobs
Can you make an updated compilation video? We kind of need it now thanks to the new Assistant videos
“You are the worst magical hitler I have ever worked with.”
Makes me wonder how many 'magical Hitler's' Kevin has worked with and who they where
Noice
Susan would have demonetized this strictly because it contains the H word.
Probably Sauron from the Lord of the rings would be up there. His plan of basically pickling elves in weird magical mud until they turned into uruk-hai was pretty stupid, considering the fact that he could've avoided all of that by just using saruman's influence in the magical world to convey the one ring as something to be protected, thus instilling a social precedent that would prevent four foot tall hair covered midgets from destroying said ring after wandering around in caves fighting monstrous spiders.
I wonder who the best was.
If power rangers villains had an Assistant.
Kevin: what is with this plan?
Rita: what’s wrong with it?
Kevin: WHY ARE YOU SENDING 1 MONSTER AT A TIME?
Rita: what do you mean?
Kevin: YOU KEEP SENDING 1 MONSTER TO EARTH, THEREFORE LETTING THE POWER RANGERS KILL THEM 1 BY 1!
RITA: uuuhhh, I think some of them are taking awhile to arrive.
Kevin: well if that’s the case, THEN WAIT UNTIL THEY ALL ARRIVE, OR UNTIL YOU HAVE AT LEAST A LOT OF MONSTERS, and THEN attack Earth WITH EVERY MONSTER YOU HAVE!
Rita: Yeah you’re right, that would definitely help.
Kevin: Oh and another thing, why are your minions so weak?
Rita: WEAK!? What do you mean?
Kevin: I’m talking about those smaller guys that you send with each monster.
Rita: What about them?
Kevin: THEY ARE THE WEAKEST FIGHTERS IN FICTION! Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc could probably kill one of them, with his bare hands! Who’s teaching them how to fight!? They are so weak, a Storm Trooper has a better chance of hitting something then 20 of them have of beating 1 Ranger, ONE! With or without Ranger Mode! Yet the teachings of a Power Rangers master who is as strong or weaker then one of you villains makes the Power Rangers some of the strongest people in the world!
Rita: You know what Kevin you’re right. I will train my minions better and send lots of monsters to earth.
Kevin: Good. And one more thing.
Rita: what?
Kevin: if your staff can make your monsters grow! Why don’t you just use it a bunch of times to make them so big, no megazord in history would stand a chance?
Rita: wow. No wonder why other villains hire you, your smart!
Kevin: I know.
Another thing that might work is if Lord Zedd turns the Morphers into monsters. Power Rangers villains are just dumb I guess.
Man Dorkly should do this, the script is already made
Audrion Irks I think he means my comment
Simple, make 'em attack the power rangers while they are transforming
Yeah
Kevin is not a assistant. he is a master villain, wipeing out every last single enemy until he is the last one standing, and no one can stop him
Ganon : “Dear Triforce, i’ll tell you what i want what i really really want”
Triforce: So tell me what you want what you really really want
Ganon : I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I can’t with y’all 😂😂😂😂 thanks for making my day
The "ha"s come from links voice clips tho
@@linklinksson6885 but you are link
Now imagine Kevin assisting all the Main "Final Fantasy" antagonists.
Dont send your level 5 henchmen to kill the hero and scale up as they get closer to you. Just send the level 95 guy at the start.
@@Blasted2Oblivion Or, better yet: Don't rely on that "turn-based" tactic. Just attack.
If it worked on the "Dissidia" games, why doesn't apply on the main games?
@@hassantv100 I was actually writing a story based on a similar concept. A normal person gets trapped in a fantasy game style world but the rules like movement speed and turn order and stuff like that dont apply to him. I got a chapter in before I realized I was a shit writer and need to start small.
Reminder that Kefka technically won in the end
For 7 in particular if Sephiroth can control those with Jenova's cells like Cloud and Aerith... Those two were what caused him to lose.
In general these antagonists shouldn't leave Summons lying around. Like it's literally calling gods to pack more of a punch. The villains should take them so THEY can use them.
Kevin *"Employee of the Century"* ensuring his bosses dumb plans are successfully executed.
Recommended Back after 3 years
Yup. Thanos? Still evil. And the way Kevin smiles when his replacement is doused in hot coffee warms my heart.
Warms it like scalding hot coffee?
@@shy-griff6357 Yes, or like a torturous teenager turning into charcoal, I suppose. ^^
@@kekohokko7213 I just thought comparing it to coffee would be thematically appropriate
@@shy-griff6357 7:46 So did I. :)
@@kekohokko7213 l see
the only unrealistic thing about this series is that all these bosses are so open to criticism.
Preach brother
Man straight up slaps everyone, idk how they took that lmao
@@kennethchayee2196 I mean... He's basically the only reason they didn't KEEP getting their ass kicked (apart from the Joker who does crime as a joke and uses the bat as the punchline and FB + Google which are just perfect evil) so yeah I figure that's why
Better to get slapped by your assistant then win than to kill your only shot at victory
To be honest if Hitler had Kevin, oh boy..
Kevin: “SO YOUR BRILLIANT PLAN WAS TO LOSE STALINGRAD?!?!?!”
Well his brilliant plan was more to attempt to demoralize the Soviet people, which is pretty much impossible. They're country is practically uninvadeable the Soviet winter kills off any occupying enemy force that stays in that hell hole for too long. Also Hitler was woefully unprepared for such a campaign in the first place.
You can't compare Hitler with these fictional villains. Fictional villains' plans have huge plot holes that could have been patched up and they would have won with an overwhelming advantage. Hitler had fewer resources than his opponents and a lot more factors go into whether a war is won or lost.
I am German, and this, this is some funny shit
YOU TRIED ATTACKING RUSSIA?! IN THE WINTER?!
YOU ALLIED YOURSELF WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO NATIONS THAT HAVE THE POSSIBILITY OF RUINING YOUR PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION. BY EATHER DECLARING WAR ON A NATION WITH THE MANPOWER, TECHNOLOGY, INDUSTRY, AND RESOURCES TO SINGLE HANDILY BREAK THE STALEMATES IN THERE OWN FAVOR. OR THAT THEY CAINT EVEN DEFEND THERE OWN TERRITORY WITH OUT HELP.
Kevin, the best evil assistant ever existed in the history of villains.
"Half cream, half sugar. Perfectly balanced."
This got me so good! XD
I'm happy that Kevin is smarter then the villians, especaly the smart ones.
I disagree to not agree to this
Bowser: "Oh come on, Kevin! Peach isn't dangerous. Do you think I would be able to kidnap her every Week if she was?!"
Mario Kart has something to say to you...
@@lazarus9165 smash bros*
@@Zorrito509 AXE
15:40
And that’s how reddit was born
Let’s be honest though, really the Joker doesn’t need an assistant.
Yeah, what he truly needs is to stop blowing up the mental hospital...
@@tinypinkittycat No! Never! He should continue doin that
@@fancybusinesspigeon3879 Exactly! 😹
The joker just needs to shoot the batman with a decent assault rifle.
@@danjoy2 but his whole thing is he loves playing with the batman. It's his hobby
I'm surprised there wasn't an episode of this for Palpatine.
He succeeded in the prequels, but he might need a bit of help during the OT or sequel trilogy.
Actually, it would probably work better for Kylo, since he could have easily won in the second movie if their ships went A LITTLE FASTER to catch up to the resistance ships.
He could question why the Death Star has a pipe running straight to its vulnerable core. One shot down the pipe, and its game over.
Bahr 2006, Well no actually, Dorkly already did a video on this one topic actually. Summarizing it to be: the EXHAUST port would blow air out, not suck in. Also, nobody knew that the force was in play when making the Death Star, since they thought the only one’s who could control it were the Emperor and Darth Vader.
I mean, Palpatine's plan to eliminate the Jedi and start the Empire was rather brilliant. Afterwards, not so much.
Dorkly, you should do "If heroes had an assistant". After this you really have to do this, and it could be cool
P.S wow over 100 likes? Thx i guess?
That wouldn't make any sense because usually, heroes always win in these scenarios. They don't need an assistant. They can already do their job well.
Also there is agent series
@Benjamin Harmon well also infinity war... prob the main one
@@aidenjohnson2179 They don't really do their job well. It's just that the villains do it worse.
Not cool, cause most of the time heroes always win
Let’s be real, if this was real, Kevin would be getting a massive backhand across the face and a “watch yo tone” for speaking out of turn
Every. Single. Time.