If Every Villain Had An Assistant (Kevin the Assistant Compilation)

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  • @dorkly
    @dorkly  4 роки тому +14566

    Hey I know this SEEMS like it means we're not doing more Kevin, but...we'll probably still do more Kevin.

    • @j_._a_._c
      @j_._a_._c 4 роки тому +242

      Okay phew, I’d miss him

    • @Sketano
      @Sketano 4 роки тому +109

      Yeah, do kevin good..

    • @FuriousFireDude
      @FuriousFireDude 4 роки тому +96

      Do the ghost from pac man or the dog from duck hunt

    • @NG-yy8pw
      @NG-yy8pw 4 роки тому +49

      you gonna need those infinity stones to bring him back

    • @STAROCiDE
      @STAROCiDE 4 роки тому +24

      If dj octavio had an assistant

  • @Smash0251
    @Smash0251 4 роки тому +2564

    Man, Kevin has to deal with all this shit instead of being evil himself

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 4 роки тому +5315

    “You are the worst magical Hitler I have ever worked with."
    Coming from him this means something - he worked with them all!

    • @NashTheBlade
      @NashTheBlade 4 роки тому +128

      Except for Lord Zedd from Power Rangers....One of his monsters was called "Pursehead!"...Fucking...PURSEHEAD!...And that monster got it's ass kicked by...just..one..KICK!...Also, those so called "Upgraded" Zedd Putties...If they're so much more powerful, then why is their weakpoint so visible and easy to hit?!...Just one touch of that giant Z on their chests and they EXPLODE!...Zedd is an idiot, nuff said

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 4 роки тому +76

      Any power rangers villain would need kevin. Just send in every monster you have available and BOOM the rangers are overwelmed and killed off. It's what happened at the end of jungle furry, but at that point the 8 rangers became the entirety of the good guys. And megaforce may have some something similar but I refuse to rewatch it.

    • @NashTheBlade
      @NashTheBlade 4 роки тому +28

      @@wastelandlegocheem Actually, sending in a BUNCH of monsters is something a few of the Rangers villains have done before and STILL failed at it...HORRIBLY!...Even if they throw in all those monsters, there's still a literal army of Power Rangers out there....I just think Zedd's the dumbest one because even though he looks so damn cool, he is so bad at his job....I mean everyone thinks that Zedd's the best, but..god he's so fucking dumb!

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 4 роки тому +13

      @@NashTheBlade I mean, it could work with some of the versions of rangers.

    • @nathanalexandre9043
      @nathanalexandre9043 4 роки тому +9

      He worked with most of them actually but not all.

  • @PrincessSketch13
    @PrincessSketch13 4 роки тому +7133

    If I'm being honest, the sonic fanart was shockingly accurate

  • @bandito241
    @bandito241 Рік тому +486

    Kevin having a lot of respect for the Joker’s plan aside from the ending of them. 😂

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 4 місяці тому +7

      He may be a psychotic funny man, but at least he’s elaborate with his schemes.

    • @heavyweaponsguy6284
      @heavyweaponsguy6284 3 місяці тому +3

      How would he respond to the joker from the movie? the one with the "What do you get, when you take a mentally ill loner, and combine it with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? Ya get what ya fuckin deserve."

  • @daborshy4089
    @daborshy4089 4 роки тому +10451

    Kevin seems more like a consultant than an assistant.

    • @BEPPEJHA
      @BEPPEJHA 4 роки тому +617

      He started as an assistant and then became consultant

    • @sparky2_0
      @sparky2_0 4 роки тому +185

      He the fist consulting villain now we only need a consulting detective

    • @jbmansfield1
      @jbmansfield1 4 роки тому +66

      He’s a former McKinsey consultant turned independent lol

    • @estudiordl
      @estudiordl 4 роки тому +33

      He probably should fly solo, indeed...

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 4 роки тому +28

      consultant, secretary or manager since he seems to have enough authority he feels allowed to "physically tutor" their supposed superior

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +3503

    Hulk's punches don't faze Thanos but Kevin is strong enough to make him flinch.

    • @prompthorizon_12
      @prompthorizon_12 4 роки тому +42

      Dude come on

    • @Rize-TheArtOfPlay
      @Rize-TheArtOfPlay 4 роки тому +36

      Recommendations huh? They always get you.

    • @shaggy5052
      @shaggy5052 4 роки тому +35

      Yall do know that some of these comments are fake this one real tho but cheak how long they been on UA-cam if it doesn't say 2 years then its fake
      Now 3 years

    • @josephschroeppel852
      @josephschroeppel852 4 роки тому +49

      Kevin is stronger than the Hulk thats how he gets away with slapping his bosses and they cant do anything about it because hes too powerful

    • @gokce9521
      @gokce9521 4 роки тому +19

      It’s his willpower

  • @GrubbusHubbus
    @GrubbusHubbus 4 роки тому +1880

    This is entirely just “no no he’s got a point” for videogames.

    • @triccele
      @triccele 4 роки тому +18

      And movies

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 4 роки тому +3

      @@triccele what?

    • @triccele
      @triccele 4 роки тому +12

      @@ZackShark1 the original comment only mention videogames, but Kevin also helps character from movies

    • @mollieanddavidmalone5062
      @mollieanddavidmalone5062 4 роки тому +1

      @@ummmidk28363 your name says it all....

    • @ivian8425
      @ivian8425 4 роки тому +1

      @@mollieanddavidmalone5062 Hi, hello there

  • @bethannart5146
    @bethannart5146 2 роки тому +363

    "In the arms of an angel" always gets me

    • @DaltonIzHere
      @DaltonIzHere 7 місяців тому +12

      It’s even funnier considering that it’s a reference to a different Dorkly bit.

    • @Da_melp
      @Da_melp 2 місяці тому +1

      nice

    • @AOrdinaryKitten
      @AOrdinaryKitten Місяць тому +1

      8:19 Here

  • @nobodyimportant2470
    @nobodyimportant2470 4 роки тому +1478

    In defense of Ganon, in many of the games he was not in charge of designing half of the dungeons. They were made to keep Ganon's minions out and/or test the hero.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 4 роки тому +126

      Exactly. Most of them have been infested with demons and had originally another purpose.
      And he cannot actually use the Triforce because of his inbalance.

    • @PhazonBlaxor
      @PhazonBlaxor 4 роки тому +55

      @@Ninjaananas Besides, when did Ganon actually get all of the three pieces? I've played almost all of the Zelda games and Ganon usually only has the triforce of power (and wisdom from Zelda).

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 4 роки тому +64

      @@PhazonBlaxor
      He had the full Triforce in A Link to the Past, in the Fallen Hero Timeline. But he was still unbalanced so I am not sure to which extend he can really use it.

    • @PhazonBlaxor
      @PhazonBlaxor 4 роки тому +7

      @@Ninjaananas Oh, really? At what point? It's been 15 years since I last played LTTP, I don't remember he having all of them.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 4 роки тому +45

      @@PhazonBlaxor
      You do not remember beating the game? After you beat him, you enter a room with the full Triforce in it. He gained it before the game started.

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 роки тому +2847

    I appreciate how Kevin had absolutely no issues with the Joker, except that the ending to his plan was extremely underwhelming.

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 4 роки тому +202

      Joker's Endgame.... No one knows it. Not even himself

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 4 роки тому +21

      Ikr!

    • @drbright9697
      @drbright9697 4 роки тому +163

      @@derekstronf1837 I mean if you look at the whole thing Joker is the good guy in dark knight. He stops organized crime, makes the batman retire so they stop having a guy just come around and kick the shit out of people and clears out the police corruption. Is he a good person ofc not but he got the job done lol.

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 4 роки тому +40

      @@drbright9697 You know... you got a point there

    • @WinstontheClown
      @WinstontheClown 4 роки тому +39

      @@drbright9697 there's actually a theory that joker was the hero in the dark knight

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 4 роки тому +3513

    Villain: "Here is my brilliant plan!"
    Kevin: (Slaps him) "IDIOT!"

    • @silver_kitten
      @silver_kitten 4 роки тому +15

      @Dillon George lol true

    • @pogggaming4470
      @pogggaming4470 4 роки тому +12

      More like
      7 page Baka
      (Baka means idiot)

    • @ajaxgamr4458
      @ajaxgamr4458 4 роки тому +8

      Kevin’s ideas are Dream level stuff.

    • @ZaneLapiz
      @ZaneLapiz 3 роки тому +1

      Joker: I'm I a joke to u

    • @dahomeboi9759
      @dahomeboi9759 3 роки тому +6

      WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A PLAN IN THE FIRST PLACE, IF YOU ALREADY KNOW THE PLANS OF MY ALL MY OTHER CLIENTS SUCK!
      I'VE HAD BOWSER AND EVEN THANOS HIMSELF CONSIDER MY PLANS AND THEY WORKED WELL!
      - Probably Kevin

  • @theepic1944
    @theepic1944 2 роки тому +104

    The fact that Kevin helps villains who are not that bad makes him less of a threat and more of an helping ally.

  • @LaChicaEE
    @LaChicaEE 4 роки тому +1403

    Plot twist: Kevin is actually the most poweful villain in existance, The others are just his assistants.

    • @bonjourcava2493
      @bonjourcava2493 3 роки тому +6

      Tin Tin Tin

    • @boondocks4315
      @boondocks4315 3 роки тому +46

      That’s true, he’s the most powerful villain trying to make villains even more powerful then him because he is so bored of being the most powerful and wants a even match

    • @dreamcatcherben8214
      @dreamcatcherben8214 3 роки тому +12

      He is because he makes there plans work, thus he is responsible for all his clients evil and thus the most evil obe of all.

    • @dreamcatcherben8214
      @dreamcatcherben8214 3 роки тому +3

      @@boondocks4315 precisely

    • @Zacharieishigh
      @Zacharieishigh 3 роки тому +1

      :)

  • @jaylenbiggs3473
    @jaylenbiggs3473 3 роки тому +2828

    *Kevin Becomes a Villian*
    Every Hero in Existence: Shit.

    • @trickster9631
      @trickster9631 3 роки тому +144

      AND every villain too...

    • @abnercolon8969
      @abnercolon8969 3 роки тому +95

      I think we would see literal omnipotent beings try to stop him

    • @GamerBendy
      @GamerBendy 3 роки тому +28

      @@trickster9631 so he's antihero then?

    • @randomthings8732
      @randomthings8732 3 роки тому +48

      @@abnercolon8969 then, kevin would use common sense with the other omnipotent beings that are villains to.. win, cant believe this, common sense rules

    • @ShomkoIeiri
      @ShomkoIeiri 3 роки тому +16

      He already has he's gunman

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 4 роки тому +682

    The Joker is like a dog making super complicated plans to catch cars. If he fails he has a dozen contingency plans. He is the best planner we know but he just uses his abbility to chase cars

    • @jackfables3470
      @jackfables3470 4 роки тому +20

      So, he's like his greatest enemy, but he identifies as a dog, instead of a bat ?

    • @LeoNguyenex
      @LeoNguyenex 4 роки тому +37

      Joker is not a good planner, its just that he’s willing to take a lose-lose situation. He’s willing to go down with the heroes because he care more about creating chaos rather than the end result

    • @OK-yy6qz
      @OK-yy6qz 4 роки тому +19

      @@LeoNguyenex he's a Great Planner his Plan in Dark Knight was basically Flawless

    • @MrSolarguard
      @MrSolarguard 4 роки тому +6

      Yep only reason it failed was because he forgot about the people element

    • @WinstontheClown
      @WinstontheClown 4 роки тому +2

      @@LeoNguyenex and yet he succeeds with most of his plans

  • @Xdadster
    @Xdadster 2 роки тому +296

    I like how nice Kevin is to bowser for some reason
    He doesn't physically hit him for being a dumbass and doesn't even verbally abuse him.
    He just does his job for him, and that's nice.

    • @Cyansational
      @Cyansational 6 місяців тому +26

      i mean compared to hitting wily and eggman, i don't think kevin would take any chances hitting a turtle who can breathe fire

    • @Xdadster
      @Xdadster 6 місяців тому +31

      @@Cyansational fair argument, however, kevin litterally smacked thanos. I feel like it's more of a "you're more respectful than the other morons are so i'm gonna be nice."

    • @Cyansational
      @Cyansational 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Xdadster true

    • @brandonnewby178
      @brandonnewby178 5 місяців тому +11

      It's cuz Kevin at some point realized he didn't actually know Bowser. He asks "Isn't the princess behind you at all times?" But eeeeeeeverybody knows that she is usually, sorry, in another castle...

    • @thetruth45678
      @thetruth45678 2 місяці тому

      Even Kevin has boundries. I mean, you don't hit the gifted kids. It's not their fault that they were born special.

  • @ericbrown175
    @ericbrown175 4 роки тому +2820

    Honestly these evil bosses are waaayyyy more open to criticism than any boss I’ve had
    Edit: woah Kevin graced me with a lot of likes

    • @GattToDaChoppa
      @GattToDaChoppa 4 роки тому +66

      Ironic. (and yes, i just quoted another evil boss.)

    • @chocolateeclare2286
      @chocolateeclare2286 4 роки тому +8

      Agreed

    • @OfficialSharmat
      @OfficialSharmat 4 роки тому +6

      @@GattToDaChoppa
      Hol up

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 4 роки тому +30

      Weeeeell he does have the Triforce and can literally wish away his employers. I wouldn't want to mess with him.
      "Kevin! Buddy! Have another pay raise!"

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 4 роки тому +10

      Kevin does likely have some pretty good references and a solid success rate. So they are prolly a bit more open than they otherwise would be.

  • @mrman7790
    @mrman7790 4 роки тому +1539

    Kevin and the Pokemon trainer need to team up for the ultimate logical team

  • @Dragokaiju2000
    @Dragokaiju2000 4 роки тому +883

    Electrode: *"In the arms, of an angel~"*
    That crack me up more than it should. XD

    • @hochfamily8731
      @hochfamily8731 4 роки тому +17

      The Pokémon's faces when electrode started flashing.

    • @cjkelly7536
      @cjkelly7536 4 роки тому +9

      @@hochfamily8731 "Oh... Shi-"

    • @unusede8437
      @unusede8437 4 роки тому +8

      *NO WITNESSES*

    • @j.dinquisitor2770
      @j.dinquisitor2770 4 роки тому +2

      500th like. Also, Electrode's line was funny as hell.

  • @Thegrimsweeper
    @Thegrimsweeper Рік тому +255

    I like how Kevin slaps like half of the villains and they don’t decide to kill him

    • @TushigiscoolLarry
      @TushigiscoolLarry 4 місяці тому +4

      Because he has reasons to slap them

    • @YourAverageMango
      @YourAverageMango 4 місяці тому +2

      @@TushigiscoolLarryAvengers had a reason to stop Thanos

    • @TushigiscoolLarry
      @TushigiscoolLarry 4 місяці тому +2

      @@YourAverageMango I'm just saying they knew they are wrong

    • @GlimGlomShlom9385
      @GlimGlomShlom9385 4 місяці тому +2

      I'd like another part to this series where he works with homelander slaps him and tanks his laser eyes

  • @redringaming3017
    @redringaming3017 3 роки тому +1640

    "You are by far, THE worst, magical Hitler, I have ever worked with."
    God, I just lost it there.

    • @buggyfun1060
      @buggyfun1060 3 роки тому +48

      Same this just means he’s worked for several magical hitlers

    • @TurtleMamboCassette
      @TurtleMamboCassette 2 роки тому +19

      Are there other magic hitler’s in your life

    • @havardl4495
      @havardl4495 2 роки тому +11

      vladimir putin?

    • @adenhickman5780
      @adenhickman5780 2 роки тому +6

      @@buggyfun1060 I thought the EXACT sane thing

    • @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm9823
      @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm9823 2 роки тому +7

      But to be fair if he just made random horcruxes dumbledore could just say asio

  • @thehillfamily1958
    @thehillfamily1958 4 роки тому +6368

    Kevin is the Gordon Ramsey of villains 😂😂

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 4 роки тому +144

      Goddamn it I thought I had an original idea....

    • @an6n505
      @an6n505 4 роки тому +49

      I feel this needs more likes

    • @ruli6871
      @ruli6871 4 роки тому +25

      Im Kevin

    • @patrick-2star106
      @patrick-2star106 4 роки тому +16

      True

    • @jalku-2242
      @jalku-2242 4 роки тому +23

      Hes worse than gordon

  • @Frosthief
    @Frosthief 4 роки тому +820

    I love how Joker-the literally most psychotic villain with no endgame and has no plan on taking out the ONE guy who can stop him. Is the only one he respects.

    • @kenthuang436
      @kenthuang436 4 роки тому +30

      The Joker’s endgame is to create chaos.

    • @oliverfougere6296
      @oliverfougere6296 4 роки тому +32

      Because he shows that he is capable of getting what he wants, but it is confusing as to what he wants.

    • @AnonymouslyForgotten
      @AnonymouslyForgotten 4 роки тому +28

      Jokers objective is to break batman. Joker does not exist without batman because joker thrives off him. Jokers goal is simply to make batman finally go for the kill.

    • @issackaiser
      @issackaiser 4 роки тому +7

      Cuz Joker’s plans actually works. His end game is not as grand as other but his plan works.

    • @TheEmpiresStrongest
      @TheEmpiresStrongest 4 роки тому +1

      Anonymously Forgotten He’ll never break Batman his mind is too strong. He sticks to that not kill code no matter how bad it gets.

  • @static1217
    @static1217 Рік тому +95

    *"Now get out. I got like 3 other evil clowns I gotta see today... Devin can you please send in Pennywise so I can explain to him how to not get destroyed by the GOD DAMN GOONIES!!"*
    😂 Probably my favorite Kevin line of all time

  • @michaelzautner4848
    @michaelzautner4848 4 роки тому +530

    "I have created the most perfectly evil entity possible."
    How was there no Disney reference there?

    • @Aristocles22
      @Aristocles22 4 роки тому +15

      They're saving that for later, maybe.

    • @R4VEN77
      @R4VEN77 4 роки тому +9

      what do you mean? Disney is good... *ALL HAIL DISNEY*

    • @parkerwebb7378
      @parkerwebb7378 4 роки тому +16

      Disney plus EA plus Facebook Google combo
      Oh dear mother of god what have we created

    • @everburn
      @everburn 4 роки тому +9

      Well compared to Amazon and Google and Facebook. Disney is actually pretty small. Just think about the aspects of everyone's life they've taken over

    • @carsonrush3352
      @carsonrush3352 4 роки тому +4

      He didn't want to die

  • @BobBob-oc5jj
    @BobBob-oc5jj 4 роки тому +1042

    Kevin just slapped Thanos in the face, wielder of the infinity gauntlet that literally kills half the human race. Man has balls of steel.

    • @thesuperiorasian1557
      @thesuperiorasian1557 4 роки тому +21

      Not to mention the rest of the universe

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 3 роки тому +35

      Also it kinda ignored his point....like even with perfect supply chains, sooner or later we run out.
      Him snapping half the universe was also very much not a permanent solution by itself.

    • @joshuah.9529
      @joshuah.9529 3 роки тому +2

      @@FFKonoko still helpful for quite a while

    • @Bomb_boy-sn4pr
      @Bomb_boy-sn4pr 3 роки тому +1

      Steel ball run

    • @erosenzei4148
      @erosenzei4148 3 роки тому

      Half of all race

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 3 роки тому +3028

    Villains: **Have evil plans**
    Kevin's Common Sense: I'm gonna have to stop you right there.

    • @gunmancarl9618
      @gunmancarl9618 3 роки тому +20

      nice 69 likes

    • @Darkened83
      @Darkened83 3 роки тому +20

      uses logic

    • @DusBeforeDawn2008
      @DusBeforeDawn2008 2 роки тому +22

      Kevin: Except you Google and Facebook

    • @ivettrivera5306
      @ivettrivera5306 2 роки тому +16

      Kevin used common sense.
      It was really effective!

    • @manmeergill7047
      @manmeergill7047 2 роки тому +8

      I only have 1 problem with kevin. For example, Thanos is not trying to solve world hunger, but kevin thinks he is for some reason. I think if Kevin knew that there were beings trying to eat all life and they are almost unkillable then he would have something to work with. Kevin is great but he is very uninformed about the worlds.

  • @MRNentertainment7122
    @MRNentertainment7122 Рік тому +27

    Dr. Wily actually did really, really good and in some of the later games he actually won. He wiped out humanity and trapped the Blue Bomber in space- check out the Mega Man Legends games. Although a majority of the success is because of the Sigma and Wily Viruses, he still made them as part of a big final plan. MatPat made a really interesting and sensible Game Theory video called "Game Theory: Mega Man DOOMED Humanity" and it shows in the big timeline of games that he actually won.

  • @zach_xmddd699
    @zach_xmddd699 3 роки тому +2066

    I love how all the villains just take everything that Kevin throws at them.

    • @-JohnDoe-
      @-JohnDoe- 2 роки тому

      I was really waiting for the more irrational ones yell back or try to kill him.

    • @thebestname9944
      @thebestname9944 2 роки тому +38

      Patrick thanos thantrick

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 2 роки тому +55

      I love how Giovanni is so confident in his Pokémon, he thinks he can take on eight of Kevin’s at the same time!

    • @ilovedragonball2435
      @ilovedragonball2435 2 роки тому +34

      Kevin is picking apart their plans and giving them common sense to work with. Seeing as their plans didn’t work before they’re probably willing to try anything

    • @neoterumi4772
      @neoterumi4772 2 роки тому +17

      @@ilovedragonball2435 except for joker in which the thing he’s disappointed in is the end goal.

  • @Cat-hr7rj
    @Cat-hr7rj 4 роки тому +754

    I’m surprised that Kevin can disrespect so many villains and not get killed

    • @Nammz
      @Nammz 4 роки тому +21

      Mob Charactor #145 he can’t get passed my magikarp

    • @MrLeon928
      @MrLeon928 4 роки тому +74

      They’re obviously scared of him and clearly see that without him, they’re practically nothing.

    • @Crabbob365
      @Crabbob365 4 роки тому +16

      Because he can make them better villains

    • @rockandtoon2112
      @rockandtoon2112 4 роки тому +24

      Because they realize he's right
      Like 100% of the time

    • @Mr60Gold
      @Mr60Gold 4 роки тому +27

      He's strong enough to hurt Thanos with a slap, i don't think you'd want to challenge him to a fight.
      Also he is smarter than most of them so he most likely has a plan to kill them just like he has a plan on how to kill the good guys

  • @ruvenzub
    @ruvenzub 3 роки тому +4114

    So far Kevin has only approved of Joker, Google and Facebook as villains.

    • @Eric-py8yy
      @Eric-py8yy 3 роки тому +357

      Joker just wanted chaos
      Google and Facebook are already evil

    • @cptdumplin
      @cptdumplin 3 роки тому +287

      He hasn't even approved of Joker.
      Most incredible planner, lamest end-game.
      An overqualified underachiever is still an idiot.

    • @Eric-py8yy
      @Eric-py8yy 3 роки тому +35

      @@cptdumplin why?

    • @rubriccube9164
      @rubriccube9164 3 роки тому +49

      Some of the villains are misunderstood (like joker and bowser for example)

    • @BellCube
      @BellCube 3 роки тому +97

      He's approved of Joker as a *planner,* not a 100% complete villain.

  • @-Neon-
    @-Neon- 2 роки тому +70

    Kevin doesn't care what's good or bad he is just enthusiastic with his job as an Assistant.

  • @dangurney1042
    @dangurney1042 4 роки тому +497

    I would have liked to have seen Kevin assisting Disney Villains:
    Jafar- Your snake staff hypnotizes people right? Then why don't you just hypnotize the whole kingdom into think you're the Sultan's son thus making you next in line for the throne?! Come to think of it, why do you even need to be sultan?! You can just hypnoytize the Sultan to run the country however you would.
    Scar- Ok so you managed to murder your brother to try and cease power good.. There's just one little problem ... WHY WOULD YOU TRUST YOUR HYENEA MINIONS TO KILL YOUR NEPHEW AFTER THEY FAILED TO KILL HIM THE FIRST TIME?! Or here's an idea you have a bunch of Hyenas on your side why not send all of them instead of just three? That way they could block off all sides, and he wouldn't be able to come back as an adult and take the throne away from you.
    Ursula- I've noticed that you've had a hypnotizing potion this whole time which you only bothered to use as a last resort. If you want to be queen of the ocean, why don't you just use the potion to hypnotize Triton into marrying you?!

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 4 роки тому +53

      All good except the last one. No potion is strong enough to make you wanna marry ursula

    • @lotus-eater
      @lotus-eater 4 роки тому +20

      @@jamesroad316 also i think(im not completely sure) Ursula and triton in the little mermaid are related

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing 4 роки тому +13

      God darn _THROWN._
      You mean throne? Obviously you mean throne. What else could you mean?
      Oh. You fixed it. Huh. Now I'm sad.

    • @girosvaldodeskate2214
      @girosvaldodeskate2214 4 роки тому +3

      @@lotus-eater so kill is ok, but incest is not?

    • @SpiritofBardock93
      @SpiritofBardock93 4 роки тому +28

      Oh here's one for you:
      Gaston- Ok so you managed to convince an entire town that you're the best being of all time. WHILE ALSO consuming the majority of their farm supplies, namely eggs for some reason, not gonna judge. Though the one thing I can't seem to understand is WHY GO AFTER ONE GIRL WHEN YOU HAVE TRIPLETS FAWNING OVER EVERY SINGLE MOVEMENT YOU MAKE. Just leave Belle and her father alone, and bang the triplets, OK? Ok..

  • @jonathanbowling2904
    @jonathanbowling2904 3 роки тому +3242

    Here's a Theory: is Kevin just Kevin from Home Alone all grown up? It would explain why he is so good at home security.

    • @leonardtoth3625
      @leonardtoth3625 3 роки тому +238

      But thats just a theory, a Dorkly theory

    • @jonathanbowling2904
      @jonathanbowling2904 3 роки тому +96

      @@leonardtoth3625 haha sigh... Nerds of a feather do flock together. ;)

    • @spgkings6368
      @spgkings6368 3 роки тому +37

      But hey that's just a theory, a UA-cam theory

    • @jpepito87
      @jpepito87 3 роки тому +23

      @@spgkings6368 thanks for watching!

    • @Arty-r6z
      @Arty-r6z 3 роки тому +26

      @@jpepito87 ANDDDDDDDD CUT....

  • @dambust232
    @dambust232 4 роки тому +738

    That Thanos one made me actually realise how deadly the snap was. imaging being on a plane and both pilots turn to dust and then your plan crash into the ground, the Snap would of killed hundreds of people who wouldn't come back from the avengers snap, or those that did who were flying at the time would have plummeted to their deaths.

    • @Kilo6Charlie
      @Kilo6Charlie 4 роки тому +78

      oh it's even worse with the Avengers snap. all those people that were dusted on planes and in vehicles suddenly spawn back in exactly where they were. we see video of a band spawning in the middle of a basketball game so there was clearly no accounting for potential danger. so EVERY one of those dusted people moving at ANY vehicular speed relative to the Earth now pop back into existence at 40+ MPH and skid along the pavement/drop out of the sky. even if speed wasn't kept, suddenly hundreds of people appearing randomly in the middle of potentially active roads. or on floors of buildings which just no longer exist

    • @alejandrocamberosrodriguez4222
      @alejandrocamberosrodriguez4222 4 роки тому +39

      @@Kilo6Charlie I think the Russo brothers clarified this point: when the Hulk snapped the gauntlet, he made a remark, to bring back everyone safely (a. k. a. those people flying on airplanes would appear on the ground, those that were driving would be stationary, et cetera).

    • @Kodiaksaint
      @Kodiaksaint 4 роки тому +54

      Not to mention the mass starvation. The world’s infrastructure has had 5 years to adjust to providing resources to the current population, then suddenly said population doubles. It would take months, if not years, for society to adjust to the sudden influx of resource demands, and how much starvation and disease will be seen in the meantime?

    • @theinternetpolice2078
      @theinternetpolice2078 4 роки тому +3

      Don't people survive plane crashes more often than not?

    • @rev0568
      @rev0568 4 роки тому +17

      @@theinternetpolice2078 Usually they have a pilot to make sure they do. With these planes it would mean they would just nosedive into the ground. That's death.

  • @ryanplays8221
    @ryanplays8221 2 роки тому +44

    13:16 mans hair lookin like the green dye from minecraft

  • @daviddent5662
    @daviddent5662 4 роки тому +692

    I freaking LOVE Kevin. He's like the embodiment of the Evil Overlord List.

  • @solentadesse7205
    @solentadesse7205 4 роки тому +1125

    I'm surprised that Kevin hasn't been fired for hitting his boss.

    • @tharealflipwilson1593
      @tharealflipwilson1593 4 роки тому +78

      The ends justify the means

    • @theunknownone5663
      @theunknownone5663 4 роки тому +45

      Sometimes they need to be hit.

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 4 роки тому +62

      Slapping bosses is apart of his job description

    • @solentadesse7205
      @solentadesse7205 4 роки тому +16

      @@theunknownone5663 No I get it it's just surprising that some of them didn't just threaten him or something that's all I'm saying.

    • @badcake4915
      @badcake4915 4 роки тому +42

      @@solentadesse7205 hey, he is the perfect, PERFECT assistant there is. Who would risk losing him? They know that he is smart. There is no knowing what will happen if they threatning him.

  • @ton4906
    @ton4906 4 роки тому +1332

    "By far, the worst magical Hitler, I worked with"
    Does that mean there is more...?

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 2 роки тому +30

    Thanos bringing his assistant coffee automatically makes him more considerate than most real world bosses!

  • @PengyTheWriter
    @PengyTheWriter 3 роки тому +1192

    I like how he called Link a "Peter Pan cosplayer"

  • @ravelnavarro9625
    @ravelnavarro9625 4 роки тому +723

    *I have a feeling that this entire series was made in order to have somebody on the Dorkly team be able to vent about discrepancies in the plots of villains.*

  • @ShovelChef
    @ShovelChef 3 роки тому +1087

    "Divorced twice. Recovering alcoholic. Doesn't leave a lot of room for a sense of humor."
    I know some future villain assistants. 👋😌

    • @bonedude666
      @bonedude666 3 роки тому +16

      👋🙂

    • @TheR1.0AUCCC
      @TheR1.0AUCCC 2 роки тому +3

      ?

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheR1.0AUCCC I would actually Ague against the Pokemon-Thing,
      but whatever, ignoring that:
      The Thanos-Bit really hurt cause: Yeah, its really a Distribution-Problem.
      Its unfortunately an objective fact that no one has to ever have Hunger,
      Humanity is just insanely-inefficient,
      as UA-camrs like Some-More-News and Second-Thought pointed out. Seen their videos on
      Famines and S-it?

    • @TheR1.0AUCCC
      @TheR1.0AUCCC 2 роки тому

      @@loturzelrestaurant What pokemon thing?

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 роки тому

      @@TheR1.0AUCCC The Skit about Pokemon-Logic?

  • @TheAnimatingdiddy
    @TheAnimatingdiddy 2 роки тому +30

    Bro kevin explaining what causes starvation and showing the holes on Thanos plan is godly.

  • @marquisyarosh4994
    @marquisyarosh4994 3 роки тому +931

    Kevin has insanely good advice about curing starvation.

    • @shanekeenaNYC
      @shanekeenaNYC 3 роки тому +7

      Or just double the resources.

    • @tetrachart4156
      @tetrachart4156 3 роки тому +59

      @@shanekeenaNYC his whole point makes that adding resources wont change that much , since the supply chains still distributes the same amount of food to the same places. Increasing resources will only cause people to get more greedy , maybe thereby causing reduction in food distribution and even more starvation.

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 3 роки тому +14

      We are also forgetting that resources are not only just food, we also must consider resources for building, creating medical supplies, land for growing food and materials for supplies, ext.

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 3 роки тому +4

      Well thanos IS the nad titan

    • @sirpumpkin99
      @sirpumpkin99 2 роки тому +7

      @@shanekeenaNYC not really. One could instead just make humanity and beyond utopic societies. No war, no greed, no human evil. Boom. Problem solved

  • @spookyscarysteve
    @spookyscarysteve 3 роки тому +447

    I love that Ivo didn’t need Kevin to completely spell it out, just point out he had a Hedgehog robot

    • @Josh-yp8fn
      @Josh-yp8fn 3 роки тому +4

      @Noah Maldonado he does?

    • @noahyoungbluekaiju9255
      @noahyoungbluekaiju9255 3 роки тому +14

      @@Josh-yp8fn yeah them being
      Metal Sonic
      Silver Sonic
      Mecha Sonic
      And Metal Sonic 3.0

    • @jibronyasein947
      @jibronyasein947 3 роки тому +7

      @@noahyoungbluekaiju9255 and that robot Sonic from the early fleetway comics

    • @noahyoungbluekaiju9255
      @noahyoungbluekaiju9255 3 роки тому +4

      I was just listings the one from the games

    • @jibronyasein947
      @jibronyasein947 3 роки тому +1

      @@noahyoungbluekaiju9255 also he has metal knuckles

  • @bakercrossaint738
    @bakercrossaint738 4 роки тому +674

    Kevin is the Gordon Ramsay of villians, he finds flaws in most of them except the joker.

    • @KR-wl5yd
      @KR-wl5yd 4 роки тому +9

      Was that a pun or bad spelling? Like Gormuet + Gordon + Gorgon or something?

    • @bakercrossaint738
      @bakercrossaint738 4 роки тому +6

      @@KR-wl5yd mostly bad spelling, im really bad at typing fast and i really needed to do that fast.

    • @cameronweaver2013
      @cameronweaver2013 4 роки тому +4

      @@bakercrossaint738 You can edit your comment if need be. just click the three dots on the side when you hover over your comment

    • @mateololero4091
      @mateololero4091 4 роки тому +1

      The edit made my comment useless

    • @KR-wl5yd
      @KR-wl5yd 4 роки тому +1

      @@bakercrossaint738 ok got it

  • @lachlanross2643
    @lachlanross2643 2 роки тому +34

    Kevin is a straight to the point kind of person that realises the floors in games from the past

  • @nomoresaul
    @nomoresaul 2 роки тому +1161

    Kevin lecturing Thanos is surprisingly real world applicable and feels like the writer was actually hoping Bill Gates would see the video

    • @cooperross9495
      @cooperross9495 8 місяців тому

      Wait, do you actually believe Bill Gates is trying to murder half the world's population?

    • @cooperross9495
      @cooperross9495 5 місяців тому

      Wait, do you actually believe Bill Gates wants to kill half the world's population or something?

  • @duelistsdragons1789
    @duelistsdragons1789 3 роки тому +710

    I feel like the Giovanni following the rules makes a lot of sense, he’s supposed to resemble the sort of mafia type, Lawful Evil if ya know what I mean

    • @Jasans320
      @Jasans320 Рік тому +36

      True but the whole being the second to last step to finishing a world wide event for kids doesn’t make sense since he’s basically a mafia boss/crime lord like you said but he could be doing that to mold young souls into grunts

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 Рік тому +21

      ​@@Jasans320 gustavo fring from breaking bad is a crime boss but he is also a well known owner of a famous fast food restaurant, he did pretty well hiding his identity, up until spoilers

    • @Jasans320
      @Jasans320 Рік тому +4

      @@taterds7858 that’s fair but also I’ve never seen breaking bad

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 Рік тому +3

      @@Jasans320 really good show highly recommend

    • @SavageJarJar
      @SavageJarJar Рік тому

      @@taterds7858 no way you just mentioned Breaking Bad. Leave.

  • @rainbowfox4927
    @rainbowfox4927 4 роки тому +502

    I just realised when Robotnik is powered by the Chaos Emeralds his mustache looks like Goku's hair when he is going Super Saiyan

    • @jihefmat
      @jihefmat 4 роки тому +10

      Well, like Sonic in his chaos emeralds form thing, he became golden

    • @bluedefaultyoutuberarianne6421
      @bluedefaultyoutuberarianne6421 4 роки тому

      Do you think hes still talking to a rock as kevin

    • @digitalgamer457
      @digitalgamer457 4 роки тому

      @@jihefmat knuckles became light pink and tails became golden too.

    • @artistanthony1007
      @artistanthony1007 4 роки тому +1

      @@digitalgamer457 A big reason the Super State was made to not feel like the same thing and if you've seen Super Sonic in many games, he's vastly different at this point and yes look very closely at his eyes, they're Red but Super Shadow? He's a champagne color in SA2 but what REALLY seperates the Super State from Super Saiyan is how if you spend too much time in the forms in SA2 and this is for both Sonic and Shadow, they'll disappear and I don't mean as in leave, I mean legit fade from existence before gone.

    • @frankylopez1782
      @frankylopez1782 4 роки тому

      Teamfourstar Vegeta voice"muuusstassshhh"

  • @darkwarriormaster9644
    @darkwarriormaster9644 2 роки тому +35

    Can you make an updated compilation video? We kind of need it now thanks to the new Assistant videos

  • @0kz494
    @0kz494 3 роки тому +634

    For the thanos part, he should have mentioned that all food and most resources are made of living things.

    • @shadoruto6679
      @shadoruto6679 3 роки тому +53

      Yeah and the snap itself was dumb. I mean it would never destroy half of the universe fairly. I mean he can’t destroy half rich people and poor people while destroying half of each category of either of them. Like he can’t destroy half of poor people with phone,with food, with nothing and I think you got the point now. But the worst is the fact that he decides for everyone if half of the universe must die and in endgame he literally decides for the whole f*****g universe if they should all die. I mean it’s like an worst version of Hitler. I mean sure hitler was really bad. But at least he would never kill everyone.

    • @ribsmeat2333
      @ribsmeat2333 3 роки тому +40

      That's not thanos real goal in the comics he only erases half all life so that he can get laid

    • @0kz494
      @0kz494 3 роки тому +25

      @@ribsmeat2333 by the goddess of death right? But I think he was referring to the movie

    • @ribsmeat2333
      @ribsmeat2333 3 роки тому +6

      @@0kz494 yea

    • @jessicamelchior5247
      @jessicamelchior5247 3 роки тому +2

      Pog 69th like

  • @someflatsoda9879
    @someflatsoda9879 4 роки тому +719

    Like to vote for a compilation of every dorkly bit that has "Huh, neat" in it

  • @gonb2404
    @gonb2404 4 роки тому +647

    I actually laughed so hard when thanos got called a purple dipshit rather than the overused insult(grape)

    • @GattToDaChoppa
      @GattToDaChoppa 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @Veladus
      @Veladus 4 роки тому +5

      I like when Hulk called him "prunechin" too

    • @pringlesxh5842
      @pringlesxh5842 4 роки тому +5

      They did surgery on a grape thwts what heppend to his chin

    • @LinxinMusic
      @LinxinMusic 4 роки тому +4

      What about discount grimace?

    • @amandamorgan3539
      @amandamorgan3539 4 роки тому +1

      trevor kennedy a rasin

  • @redsdeadahead7
    @redsdeadahead7 9 місяців тому +9

    “ how to not get destroyed by the goddamn goonies” how to be dying bro funniest thing I’ve heard all day 14:20

  • @saffronic3026
    @saffronic3026 4 роки тому +266

    “Gunman” I like that his design was probably based off the original terrible box art with the gun

  • @Froggyman145
    @Froggyman145 3 роки тому +632

    I like the change of setting with Thanos: he didn't need Kevin to help him accomplish his goal, he needed Kevin to show him why his goal is fucking STUPID

    • @Eric-py8yy
      @Eric-py8yy 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah

    • @Eric-py8yy
      @Eric-py8yy 3 роки тому +12

      Literaly he did more bad things than every other person in the Galaxy

    • @HoradeFidges
      @HoradeFidges 3 роки тому +4

      @Marcel Reiner Because he wanted to do it at a universal scale. He was already doing that without the stones, it's just that it was taking so long, so instead he used like what?, two days of work collecting the stones, and after that he finished in a single snap, instead of having to travel planet by planet

    • @Steven9567
      @Steven9567 3 роки тому +2

      that wasn't his goal the comics at all he fell in love wit death and killing everyone to get ger attention or something

    • @paulogarcia9557
      @paulogarcia9557 3 роки тому +1

      @@Steven9567 and then she said "i wanna be the one with power in the relacion ship so i stay with deadpool"

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin 2 роки тому +24

    To be fair, the reason Robotnik put animals in robots is because they acted as a power source for the robots. They were literal living batteries

    • @ReddwarfIV
      @ReddwarfIV Місяць тому

      Why does he need the robots?

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Місяць тому

      @@ReddwarfIV World domination, I guess

  • @joshkeene8457
    @joshkeene8457 4 роки тому +1117

    “You’re breaking the rules! *THE RUUUUUULES!* ”

  • @mrjolibee7973
    @mrjolibee7973 4 роки тому +1061

    *”A gynecologist, a TERRIBLE GYNECOLOGIST”*

  • @Krash2o
    @Krash2o 4 роки тому +1010

    Joker: "Do I look like the kind of guy who has a plan?"
    Kevin: *BRUH!*

    • @JedKni
      @JedKni 4 роки тому +20

      He literally gave him blue prints basically showing that he had a plan

    • @nelsonchereta816
      @nelsonchereta816 4 роки тому +27

      That was always one line that never made sense in the movie. Are you kidding?!! The opening is you robbing a bank with five goons and a school bus and your plan is so intricate and perfect you rob the bank, have all the henchmen kill each other, and escape while police cars are literally pulling up! And this is how we are INTRODUCED to you! YES! Yes you look like the kind of guy who has plans for everything!

    • @JedKni
      @JedKni 4 роки тому +5

      Nelson Chereta I wish I was this smart and insane

    • @Krash2o
      @Krash2o 4 роки тому +10

      @@JedKni I wish I was smarter and less insane, or at least smart enough to be able to ignore stupid

    • @JedKni
      @JedKni 4 роки тому +1

      Krash just ignore me and then bam your smart now cause my iq is -4

  • @chad_cloaker6957
    @chad_cloaker6957 2 роки тому +25

    15:40
    And that’s how reddit was born

  • @aidannovak1747
    @aidannovak1747 4 роки тому +375

    Kevin could become a villain by himself
    Also the pennywise goonies joke was the absolute best

    • @JedKni
      @JedKni 4 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @chrishall5185
      @chrishall5185 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @awesomelolas4421
      @awesomelolas4421 4 роки тому +1

      Tes the best

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 роки тому +1

      Whats a goonies?

    • @lionprowl
      @lionprowl 4 роки тому +2

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 The Goonies was a Steven Spielberg movie in the... 1980's, I think? It's actually really good, and it's where Josh Brolin (Cable and Thanos, among other roles) got into Hollywood acting. It's my favorite movie. You can probably find it on Netflix...
      Then again, I'm not sure Netflix is available in Bikini Bottom, so you might be out of luck there.

  • @zacharyjoy8724
    @zacharyjoy8724 3 роки тому +651

    Holy crap! Kevin is *literally* the Evil Overlord who actually *read* the List!

    • @levibrechbiel7421
      @levibrechbiel7421 3 роки тому +21

      Wrong Kevin didn't read the list he made the list

    • @monst3r_child832
      @monst3r_child832 2 роки тому +4

      is there a reference in here that im not getting?

    • @zacharyjoy8724
      @zacharyjoy8724 2 роки тому +5

      @@monst3r_child832 …Please tell me you’re joking. 😓 I thought *everyone* knew about The Evil Overlord List. It’s been an Internet staple for nerds everywhere, for decades.

    • @monst3r_child832
      @monst3r_child832 2 роки тому +6

      @@zacharyjoy8724 no joke, although maybe ive heard about it and just forgotten? in any case a refresher would be greatly appreciated

    • @zacharyjoy8724
      @zacharyjoy8724 2 роки тому +6

      @@monst3r_child832 Put simply, the list covers what to do and what *not* to do in order to become a successful Evil Overlord. It’s based off of every fantasy and sci-fi trope and cliché, and is utterly hilarious. The Evil Overlord who follows the List is ruthless but pragmatic.

  • @shakirahawkins8671
    @shakirahawkins8671 4 роки тому +491

    Kevin: Devin, Send in Pennywise so I can explain to him how to NOT GET DESTROYED BY THE GOD DAMN
    *G O O N I E S -*

  • @User_TH3F1N4L3
    @User_TH3F1N4L3 7 місяців тому +9

    9:27 the police officer explaining how wrong EDP445 treated the "cupcakes":

    • @mishagaming1075
      @mishagaming1075 3 місяці тому

      that's the most clever joke i've seen here.

  • @TheFrostflame12
    @TheFrostflame12 4 роки тому +182

    Let’s all hope Kevin never realizes his potential and stays an assistant

  • @limbo2433
    @limbo2433 3 роки тому +2190

    Gordon Ramsey: finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

  • @titan5695
    @titan5695 3 роки тому +616

    *planting more crops*
    Thanos: No
    *destroying half of the universe*
    Thanos: Ye

    • @redjake6075
      @redjake6075 3 роки тому +3

      ,

    • @joaodorjmanolo
      @joaodorjmanolo 3 роки тому +29

      To be fair, the problem is logistic and monetary policies, not plantation. But giving people knowledge and technology to crop more productively would help a shit ton.

    • @Based_4_Life
      @Based_4_Life 3 роки тому +13

      @@joaodorjmanolo Yeah, but we all know the simplest solution would have been to make it rain food everywhere periodically.

    • @jonathanblair5920
      @jonathanblair5920 3 роки тому +7

      @@Based_4_Life infinite power, finite brains

    • @mastermudkip4629
      @mastermudkip4629 3 роки тому +8

      Bruh just double the nutritional value of literally everything in the universe, and things get better, or a better idea, JUST MAKE PEOPLE NOT NEED FOOD.

  • @goofy_and_generic
    @goofy_and_generic Рік тому +9

    Super Robotnik is something i REALLY needed to see in my life

  • @rev0568
    @rev0568 4 роки тому +543

    I love how Kevin silently reacts to Thanos pouring coffee on Devin, his would be replacement. He goes from curious, to maliciously satisfied so quick and its such a nice little detail.

    • @watrfall3642
      @watrfall3642 3 роки тому +3

      "Worst magical Hitler I have ever worked with"
      Kevin, what have you been doing outside of these episodes.

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia 3 роки тому

      And Even Better, Devin works for Kevin now as he called Devin to let Pennywise in after his meeting with Joker XD

  • @jetflightneon8115
    @jetflightneon8115 4 роки тому +322

    Kevin is the ultimate villain for 2 reasons: he actually has logic, and his name is kevin, need i say more

    • @nostalgicarrow2209
      @nostalgicarrow2209 4 роки тому

      Jetquick in the asian community Kevin is the spoiled rich kid

    • @jetflightneon8115
      @jetflightneon8115 4 роки тому +1

      @@nostalgicarrow2209 exactly

    • @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver
      @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver 4 роки тому +2

      Kevin does not equate to the ultimate villian, he is the bane of Troughwater..
      His name is....
      Jerry.

    • @bilib1891
      @bilib1891 4 роки тому

      @@nostalgicarrow2209 In the "german community" Kevin is the stupid kid. He is like a disease.^^

    • @jetflightneon8115
      @jetflightneon8115 4 роки тому

      @Hey Jhotathon he got burned by coffee remember

  • @seijicaito8860
    @seijicaito8860 3 роки тому +837

    Kevin probably would turn every game in a Dark Souls version oh themselves

    • @judeolivares1345
      @judeolivares1345 2 роки тому +31

      He needs to be a Dark Souls boss.

    • @slizzardshroomer9666
      @slizzardshroomer9666 2 роки тому +10

      So Engrish

    • @anondabomb
      @anondabomb 2 роки тому +16

      @@judeolivares1345 Kevin, the sensible.

    • @Shapeshifter_bot
      @Shapeshifter_bot 10 місяців тому +3

      ⁠@@anondabomb no one would not’ve been able to get to him if he was in the game as soon as you get to a boss the others would be there too

  • @FuneralParty-rsf
    @FuneralParty-rsf 2 роки тому +9

    Way too many villains across everything need Kevin the Assistant and is he's so underrated.

  • @zyberman8108
    @zyberman8108 4 роки тому +439

    If power rangers villains had an Assistant.
    Kevin: what is with this plan?
    Rita: what’s wrong with it?
    Kevin: WHY ARE YOU SENDING 1 MONSTER AT A TIME?
    Rita: what do you mean?
    Kevin: YOU KEEP SENDING 1 MONSTER TO EARTH, THEREFORE LETTING THE POWER RANGERS KILL THEM 1 BY 1!
    RITA: uuuhhh, I think some of them are taking awhile to arrive.
    Kevin: well if that’s the case, THEN WAIT UNTIL THEY ALL ARRIVE, OR UNTIL YOU HAVE AT LEAST A LOT OF MONSTERS, and THEN attack Earth WITH EVERY MONSTER YOU HAVE!
    Rita: Yeah you’re right, that would definitely help.
    Kevin: Oh and another thing, why are your minions so weak?
    Rita: WEAK!? What do you mean?
    Kevin: I’m talking about those smaller guys that you send with each monster.
    Rita: What about them?
    Kevin: THEY ARE THE WEAKEST FIGHTERS IN FICTION! Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc could probably kill one of them, with his bare hands! Who’s teaching them how to fight!? They are so weak, a Storm Trooper has a better chance of hitting something then 20 of them have of beating 1 Ranger, ONE! With or without Ranger Mode! Yet the teachings of a Power Rangers master who is as strong or weaker then one of you villains makes the Power Rangers some of the strongest people in the world!
    Rita: You know what Kevin you’re right. I will train my minions better and send lots of monsters to earth.
    Kevin: Good. And one more thing.
    Rita: what?
    Kevin: if your staff can make your monsters grow! Why don’t you just use it a bunch of times to make them so big, no megazord in history would stand a chance?
    Rita: wow. No wonder why other villains hire you, your smart!
    Kevin: I know.

    • @zyberman8108
      @zyberman8108 4 роки тому +17

      Another thing that might work is if Lord Zedd turns the Morphers into monsters. Power Rangers villains are just dumb I guess.

    • @ZayecValentine
      @ZayecValentine 4 роки тому +11

      Man Dorkly should do this, the script is already made

    • @zyberman8108
      @zyberman8108 4 роки тому +4

      Audrion Irks I think he means my comment

    • @iker2333
      @iker2333 4 роки тому +6

      Simple, make 'em attack the power rangers while they are transforming

    • @zyberman8108
      @zyberman8108 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah

  • @PhluppeHimself
    @PhluppeHimself 4 роки тому +303

    So if Kevin is behind every major supervillain doesn't that mean he's basically the most evil person out there? Damn kev!

    • @nathanalexandre9043
      @nathanalexandre9043 4 роки тому +5

      Nope there are far worse than him who this kind of management...for no reason and make things worse in a better way.

    • @AvocadoPapi3005
      @AvocadoPapi3005 4 роки тому +5

      Nah. Think of him more as a business analyst, its not his job to change the end goal of the business/villain, his job is to make sure that the processes towards that goal are smooth and have as little chance as possible to fail

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 4 роки тому +3

      no, as he said facebook, google and capitalism are all worse than anyone else who he worked with.

    • @JotaroKujo-nj4bx
      @JotaroKujo-nj4bx 4 роки тому

      He’s just very passionate in his role serving his employers

    • @niteliniN
      @niteliniN 4 роки тому +1

      @@JotaroKujo-nj4bx divorced twice, recovering alcoholic, not room for sense of humour, his job is all he have left

  • @boomeronet7888
    @boomeronet7888 4 роки тому +183

    No, I'm with the science team
    Edit: plot twist: Kevin is the real villian telling his minions how badly they're doing their jobs

  • @jamesroad316
    @jamesroad316 Рік тому +23

    I am surprised you haven't done this for diablo villians. I mean they made so many stupid mistakes like not closing portals or revealing their plans

  • @gromblereal
    @gromblereal 4 роки тому +628

    holy shit that "fanart" segment was scarily accurate

  • @definetelykosakukawajiri8465
    @definetelykosakukawajiri8465 4 роки тому +549

    To be honest if Hitler had Kevin, oh boy..
    Kevin: “SO YOUR BRILLIANT PLAN WAS TO LOSE STALINGRAD?!?!?!”

    • @TurnerGoodrich
      @TurnerGoodrich 4 роки тому +33

      Well his brilliant plan was more to attempt to demoralize the Soviet people, which is pretty much impossible. They're country is practically uninvadeable the Soviet winter kills off any occupying enemy force that stays in that hell hole for too long. Also Hitler was woefully unprepared for such a campaign in the first place.

    • @lederp8096
      @lederp8096 4 роки тому +30

      You can't compare Hitler with these fictional villains. Fictional villains' plans have huge plot holes that could have been patched up and they would have won with an overwhelming advantage. Hitler had fewer resources than his opponents and a lot more factors go into whether a war is won or lost.

    • @joshuaroberts7794
      @joshuaroberts7794 4 роки тому +10

      I am German, and this, this is some funny shit

    • @joshuaroberts7794
      @joshuaroberts7794 4 роки тому +27

      YOU TRIED ATTACKING RUSSIA?! IN THE WINTER?!

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 4 роки тому +24

      YOU ALLIED YOURSELF WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO NATIONS THAT HAVE THE POSSIBILITY OF RUINING YOUR PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION. BY EATHER DECLARING WAR ON A NATION WITH THE MANPOWER, TECHNOLOGY, INDUSTRY, AND RESOURCES TO SINGLE HANDILY BREAK THE STALEMATES IN THERE OWN FAVOR. OR THAT THEY CAINT EVEN DEFEND THERE OWN TERRITORY WITH OUT HELP.

  • @BrysansASTD
    @BrysansASTD 4 роки тому +737

    “You are the worst magical hitler I have ever worked with.”

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 4 роки тому +43

      Makes me wonder how many 'magical Hitler's' Kevin has worked with and who they where

    • @superfanboytosomethings2768
      @superfanboytosomethings2768 4 роки тому +3

      Noice

    • @M4A1BestGirl
      @M4A1BestGirl 4 роки тому +11

      Susan would have demonetized this strictly because it contains the H word.

    • @TurnerGoodrich
      @TurnerGoodrich 4 роки тому +14

      Probably Sauron from the Lord of the rings would be up there. His plan of basically pickling elves in weird magical mud until they turned into uruk-hai was pretty stupid, considering the fact that he could've avoided all of that by just using saruman's influence in the magical world to convey the one ring as something to be protected, thus instilling a social precedent that would prevent four foot tall hair covered midgets from destroying said ring after wandering around in caves fighting monstrous spiders.

    • @Banana_boat
      @Banana_boat 4 роки тому +2

      I wonder who the best was.

  • @terrakage4462
    @terrakage4462 2 роки тому +10

    8:00 meanwhile the manga:
    *Ghetsis casually crucifying the gym leaders*

  • @kekohokko7213
    @kekohokko7213 2 роки тому +552

    Yup. Thanos? Still evil. And the way Kevin smiles when his replacement is doused in hot coffee warms my heart.

    • @shy-griff6357
      @shy-griff6357 Рік тому +5

      Warms it like scalding hot coffee?

    • @kekohokko7213
      @kekohokko7213 Рік тому +2

      @@shy-griff6357 Yes, or like a torturous teenager turning into charcoal, I suppose. ^^

    • @shy-griff6357
      @shy-griff6357 Рік тому

      @@kekohokko7213 I just thought comparing it to coffee would be thematically appropriate

    • @kekohokko7213
      @kekohokko7213 Рік тому

      @@shy-griff6357 7:46 So did I. :)

    • @shy-griff6357
      @shy-griff6357 Рік тому

      @@kekohokko7213 l see

  • @BillZomono23
    @BillZomono23 4 роки тому +282

    He's called an assistant, but sits in the manager position

    • @milesedgeworth3667
      @milesedgeworth3667 4 роки тому +9

      After Giovanni he became a consultant,met more villians,includeing Thanos,got dusted by random then the Thanos episode begins

  • @loopadoop
    @loopadoop 2 роки тому +16

    Can we just talk about how quickly this man draws on his board

  • @M1lza
    @M1lza 4 роки тому +676

    Why this is not a netflix series? I would love to see a "Kevin" giving advice to the villains

    • @Nuggette
      @Nuggette 4 роки тому +24

      well that's because it would be impossible to license for all of the villains used in the series and this things isn't as clever as it thinks it is. Like for instance pretty much the entirety of Voldemort's section is completelly wrong as he didn't do half of those things Kevin claimed he did. He had no idea Harry was protected by love and even if he would never use muggle weapons to kill him and the diary was given to Ginny by Lucius Malfoy instead of Voldemort (an act that he was punished for). Only point Kevin has are the stupid choices of horcruxes

    • @Jimberrley
      @Jimberrley 4 роки тому +2

      Because none of this combined is even a season.

    • @sweetsonicgamer
      @sweetsonicgamer 4 роки тому

      I wish every series is on netflix and hulu then their would be ones only on them

    • @shantalchristie2969
      @shantalchristie2969 4 роки тому +1

      Well if it was it would be Keven and the stupid bosses

    • @M1lza
      @M1lza 4 роки тому

      What i really mean is not the famous villains, of course for a lot of reasons (copyright in first) would be impossibile.
      What i really dont like is how often the villain are naive or stupid. They are like genius, incredible powerfull mages or god-like figures, but no! The hero win!
      What would be cool is a series like "Super villain's helper" some kind of villains agency who helps bad guys get rid of the good guys. Like "the office" but with a bounce of guys with powers or crazy tech. A fun show to just laugh about it, not some kind of deep moral show.

  • @tarikopacin216
    @tarikopacin216 3 роки тому +239

    I'm happy that Kevin is smarter then the villians, especaly the smart ones.

    • @Kagutsuch1i
      @Kagutsuch1i 3 роки тому +1

      I disagree to not agree to this

  • @xDinomanx
    @xDinomanx 4 роки тому +163

    I'm surprised there wasn't an episode of this for Palpatine.

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 4 роки тому +17

      He succeeded in the prequels, but he might need a bit of help during the OT or sequel trilogy.

    • @WEB-0813
      @WEB-0813 4 роки тому +7

      Actually, it would probably work better for Kylo, since he could have easily won in the second movie if their ships went A LITTLE FASTER to catch up to the resistance ships.

    • @Bahr-im7pn
      @Bahr-im7pn 4 роки тому

      He could question why the Death Star has a pipe running straight to its vulnerable core. One shot down the pipe, and its game over.

    • @WEB-0813
      @WEB-0813 4 роки тому +1

      Bahr 2006, Well no actually, Dorkly already did a video on this one topic actually. Summarizing it to be: the EXHAUST port would blow air out, not suck in. Also, nobody knew that the force was in play when making the Death Star, since they thought the only one’s who could control it were the Emperor and Darth Vader.

    • @koolmckool7039
      @koolmckool7039 4 роки тому

      I mean, Palpatine's plan to eliminate the Jedi and start the Empire was rather brilliant. Afterwards, not so much.

  • @rickodomatazo8707
    @rickodomatazo8707 Рік тому +4

    Would be nice to see more of that again^^
    There are so many villains who need a Assistant ^^

  • @emarythomp
    @emarythomp 4 роки тому +735

    But eggman’s goal is to build eggman land not steal the emeralds... but then he already built it in unleashed.... you know nvm I have no idea what eggman wants these days

    • @seangaming8229
      @seangaming8229 4 роки тому +72

      sonic boom confirmed he's doing it cuz he bored as hell

    • @secondcitydoood
      @secondcitydoood 4 роки тому +20

      SeanGaming as much as sonic boom sucks sometimes it can be really funny as well

    • @JoNassRasierer
      @JoNassRasierer 4 роки тому +13

      @@secondcitydoood the show is extremely good.

    • @secondcitydoood
      @secondcitydoood 4 роки тому +9

      RNGesus The game put a bad taste in my mouth but it’s definitely funny

    • @JoNassRasierer
      @JoNassRasierer 4 роки тому +9

      @@secondcitydoood Thats absolutely understandable. I think it was a bad choice to go with the Sonic Boom-Artstyle for the show.

  • @hassantv100
    @hassantv100 3 роки тому +363

    Now imagine Kevin assisting all the Main "Final Fantasy" antagonists.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 3 роки тому +52

      Dont send your level 5 henchmen to kill the hero and scale up as they get closer to you. Just send the level 95 guy at the start.

    • @hassantv100
      @hassantv100 3 роки тому +28

      @@Blasted2Oblivion Or, better yet: Don't rely on that "turn-based" tactic. Just attack.
      If it worked on the "Dissidia" games, why doesn't apply on the main games?

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 3 роки тому +25

      @@hassantv100 I was actually writing a story based on a similar concept. A normal person gets trapped in a fantasy game style world but the rules like movement speed and turn order and stuff like that dont apply to him. I got a chapter in before I realized I was a shit writer and need to start small.

    • @Rigter9029
      @Rigter9029 3 роки тому +9

      Reminder that Kefka technically won in the end

    • @alexaliennerd3990
      @alexaliennerd3990 2 роки тому +10

      For 7 in particular if Sephiroth can control those with Jenova's cells like Cloud and Aerith... Those two were what caused him to lose.
      In general these antagonists shouldn't leave Summons lying around. Like it's literally calling gods to pack more of a punch. The villains should take them so THEY can use them.

  • @melonsoda4743
    @melonsoda4743 4 роки тому +642

    why didnt thanos just double the worlds resources

    • @aidengoosemorey3499
      @aidengoosemorey3499 4 роки тому +66

      Or just *snap* end all problems

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 4 роки тому +50

      No no... he’s got a point...

    • @d4rkpr1nc39
      @d4rkpr1nc39 4 роки тому +15

      Or either of those really.

    • @impulse7942
      @impulse7942 4 роки тому +59

      Because we already have more than enough resources. The problem is SUPPLY CHAINS

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 4 роки тому +7

      @@impulse7942 no we really don’t

  • @mcs9990
    @mcs9990 Рік тому +30

    We need Kevin to have his own show on adult swim with helping villains.

  • @maaz4mars985
    @maaz4mars985 4 роки тому +790

    Thanos could’ve just doubled all resources with the reality stone

    • @ziimulhah3223
      @ziimulhah3223 3 роки тому +55

      Or created a new reality

    • @ziimulhah3223
      @ziimulhah3223 3 роки тому +12

      @@mindbendersambition7014 fair

    • @penguinwithgun6436
      @penguinwithgun6436 3 роки тому +75

      Oooooooor, MAKE INFINITE RESOURCES, CHANGE THE RULES OF HOW LIFE WORKS, THESE ARE THE STONES THAT CREATED THE UNIVERSE FOR CRIST SAKE, THEY HAVE INFINITY IN THEIR NAME AGHHHHHH

    • @jarrodmyers7747
      @jarrodmyers7747 3 роки тому +25

      @@mindbendersambition7014 yet in endgame he talked about wiping out all existence and creating a new one

    • @mindbendersambition7014
      @mindbendersambition7014 3 роки тому +24

      @@jarrodmyers7747 creating infinite resources is different from destroying something, it arguably takes way more power and might be impossible

  • @VeronicAM313
    @VeronicAM313 4 роки тому +150

    If this were the Joker, he would have killed Kevin for getting rid of Batman. And then talked to Batman about him putting down payment for an electric car. (And I know the Joker comes up later in the video.)

  • @Creeper43yt
    @Creeper43yt 4 роки тому +861

    Dorkly, you should do "If heroes had an assistant". After this you really have to do this, and it could be cool
    P.S wow over 100 likes? Thx i guess?

    • @aidenjohnson2179
      @aidenjohnson2179 4 роки тому +16

      That wouldn't make any sense because usually, heroes always win in these scenarios. They don't need an assistant. They can already do their job well.

    • @niggussimmals9649
      @niggussimmals9649 4 роки тому +6

      Also there is agent series

    • @zillasaiyan1m274
      @zillasaiyan1m274 4 роки тому +3

      @Benjamin Harmon well also infinity war... prob the main one

    • @nachomolaolivera7580
      @nachomolaolivera7580 4 роки тому +6

      @@aidenjohnson2179 They don't really do their job well. It's just that the villains do it worse.

    • @albertyonathanw
      @albertyonathanw 4 роки тому

      Not cool, cause most of the time heroes always win

  • @joaquinnovoa2386
    @joaquinnovoa2386 2 роки тому +10

    7:26 to be honest I think I know why he follows the rules its because he’s a traditional gym leader so he has to

  • @johannesseyfried7933
    @johannesseyfried7933 4 роки тому +174

    Bowser: "Oh come on, Kevin! Peach isn't dangerous. Do you think I would be able to kidnap her every Week if she was?!"