Total War Warhammer 2 Is A PERFECTLY BALANCED game with NO EXPLOITS - Artillery Only Is Overpowered

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  • @kookybadger156
    @kookybadger156 4 роки тому +2690

    Disappointed there wasn't a comment about the Heinz Bros "beansing it"

    • @DudeInOhio85
      @DudeInOhio85 4 роки тому +87

      I feel like there's a joke here but I can't quite ketchup with it 🤔

    • @ducklinsenmayer7681
      @ducklinsenmayer7681 4 роки тому +54

      @@DudeInOhio85 Well that's because you are running be heinz.

    • @michealreed9771
      @michealreed9771 4 роки тому +6

      Dragon’s Dogma?

    • @Colonel_Overkill
      @Colonel_Overkill 4 роки тому +27

      @@DudeInOhio85 if you cant ketchup with that then your joke just didnt have the mustard...

    • @thattbugg9531
      @thattbugg9531 4 роки тому +10

      These puns need to be incinerated by the sun immediately

  • @JoeyDiff
    @JoeyDiff 4 роки тому +786

    This was glorious, a little tip though, you can just send your steam tank in, instead of other units in order to clump up all the enemy, it's extremely hard to kill and since it's a single unit it wont be hit by most of the rockets.

    • @charcroke6387
      @charcroke6387 4 роки тому +48

      Joe Farah use the emperor’s wrath tank for that sexy steam burst

    • @charcroke6387
      @charcroke6387 4 роки тому +8

      The Spiffing Brit I love sending super sexy scorching steam out to sear souls that surround it

    • @tamask7749
      @tamask7749 4 роки тому +16

      Meme tanks doomstack = best empire doomstack

    • @doleod6340
      @doleod6340 4 роки тому +4

      Just the little steamy tank tip.

    • @SleepyFen
      @SleepyFen 4 роки тому +7

      Seeing how armor works in this game and the fact that steam tanks can be healed by life wizards, I'd say that's probably the best way to occupy the enemy for ages. Even better is the fact that Gelt provides an additional 10 armor with his passive ability, getting you that much closer to the sweet spot of 200.

  • @jonnyreynolds1360
    @jonnyreynolds1360 4 роки тому +1517

    "Todbringer" is german for "Bringer of Death"

    • @thegreatlordshaxx1869
      @thegreatlordshaxx1869 4 роки тому +335

      Todd Howard Bringer

    • @Dordracnor
      @Dordracnor 4 роки тому +188

      @@thegreatlordshaxx1869 he's certainly doing a good job of killing his company

    • @martinhom123
      @martinhom123 4 роки тому +63

      FUKCKING TODY

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 4 роки тому +30

      Where is your Todd now? Muhahahahaha

    • @FluffyDragon
      @FluffyDragon 4 роки тому +38

      He werfs todden

  • @Mind_Idiot
    @Mind_Idiot 4 роки тому +348

    Van Von Volkvan Van has to be a character going forward, he seems perfectly balanced

    • @Michael-jq1hl
      @Michael-jq1hl 4 роки тому +13

      I hope he drives a ford fiesta too

    • @nhunka44
      @nhunka44 3 роки тому +14

      The funniest name I've seen in this game was a vampire coast hero named Dick Butters

    • @alexc5243
      @alexc5243 3 роки тому +8

      @@nhunka44 I saw one named Dick Half-Mast 😂😂

    • @nhunka44
      @nhunka44 3 роки тому

      @@alexc5243 it must be a euphemism for a semi-erect penis 😅

  • @AnthroTsuneon
    @AnthroTsuneon 4 роки тому +185

    I like how Volkmar the Grimm is so neglected, Spiffing doesn't have the DLC downloaded

  • @tntaclegrape
    @tntaclegrape 4 роки тому +2457

    Next up on Legend of Total War's channel: "The Spiffing Brit Chose the Wrong Faction to Cheese Artillery"

    • @thegreatlordshaxx1869
      @thegreatlordshaxx1869 4 роки тому +280

      There is basically no Faction as good as the Empire in terms of Artillery
      Edit: Guys i get it im wrong. Please stop kicking my dead body and comment something else than the same thing over and over again. Thanks.

    • @pineycolada3075
      @pineycolada3075 4 роки тому +32

      deygotwingsnow fujimorapantsu you are wrong, for spiff cannot be wrong

    • @ziweiwang1127
      @ziweiwang1127 4 роки тому +306

      Spiffing sends disaster file to Legend. Legend saves it but now Spiffing has to buy all the DLCs.

    • @devidbaguetta4803
      @devidbaguetta4803 4 роки тому +150

      @@thegreatlordshaxx1869 thats a grudging

    • @ErikaWeiss633
      @ErikaWeiss633 4 роки тому +196

      Yes, this is true. There are better factions in the game to utterly cheese artillery: namely Lizardmen. Stegodons may be monsters, but they're also artillery, and it is a legit build that can wipe out multiple consecutive stacks battle after battle after battle. Helstorm Rocket Battery spam though is so easily countered by flying entities, cav, and monsters that's kind of sad. Granted, against infantry, Helstorm Rocket Batteries will delete infantry, no contest. But yeah, cheese Stegos, Necrofix Colossi, and other monster builds instead, you'll have an easier time.

  • @thegreatlordshaxx1869
    @thegreatlordshaxx1869 4 роки тому +723

    I love how all the Citys of the Empire have German Names and Spiff is unable to spell them

    • @crowbarviking3890
      @crowbarviking3890 4 роки тому +84

      First thought: German Empire conquering the world with artillery (and maybe steam tanks)... business as usual

    • @ItsDrMeme
      @ItsDrMeme 4 роки тому

      Lord Shaxx gimme my NF 😔

    • @thegreatlordshaxx1869
      @thegreatlordshaxx1869 4 роки тому +2

      @@ItsDrMeme lol no

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 4 роки тому +5

      Typical Britbong. He also probably writes color as colour!

    • @ItsDrMeme
      @ItsDrMeme 4 роки тому

      The Great Lord Shaxx :(

  • @jessesprenger3913
    @jessesprenger3913 4 роки тому +272

    "We're not min-maxing, we're just maxing!" yeah I'm sold

  • @dyer4677
    @dyer4677 4 роки тому +675

    I feel like Spiffing just figured out how to play Tau in Fantasy

  • @ultimapanzer
    @ultimapanzer 4 роки тому +345

    “We’re gonna crank it up to Normal”

    • @Erligan
      @Erligan 3 роки тому +7

      And unit scale from Small to Ultra

    • @John-li6sk
      @John-li6sk Рік тому +1

      Just did everything

  • @se7en00110111
    @se7en00110111 4 роки тому +595

    "They call it 'Sigmar's Organ!"... No, as in a musical organ, Dummkopf!"

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 роки тому +14

      Well... That one actually wouldn't be ambiguous in Reikspiel (assuming that if not stated otherwise, it's just german and generally speaking it really is). Because an organ as in body part is still an Organ in german, an organ as in musical instrument however would be an Orgel...

    • @varmituofm
      @varmituofm 4 роки тому +8

      @@darthplagueis13 There are references in lore to "Sigmar's hammer"

    • @svenbrede6151
      @svenbrede6151 4 роки тому +2

      The weapon is actually called stalins organ in german

    • @пушистый-ь6в
      @пушистый-ь6в 4 роки тому +1

      German squad

    • @lordbezzington8435
      @lordbezzington8435 4 роки тому

      Sigmars Skin Flute

  • @damaan1243
    @damaan1243 4 роки тому +837

    "Katyushka"
    You have deal 5 points of spiritual damage to me every time you say that

    • @АртёмАнатольевич-с2в
      @АртёмАнатольевич-с2в 4 роки тому +114

      @@thespiffingbrit the historical name was Катюша (Katyoosha) which is female diminutive name from Катя (Katya and it's basically slavic analogy for Kate). Fun thing your way of pronounce it (Katyooshka) is totally legit too, but makes the name even more diminutive and intimate, lol.

    • @Colonel_Overkill
      @Colonel_Overkill 4 роки тому +54

      @@АртёмАнатольевич-с2в thats perfect then, nothing is quite as intimate as sending a hard hot shaft into your opposite where it penetrates deep into quivering flesh and explodes spraying hot flames causing significant emotional events of such intensity that they can be felt by everyone in the vicinity.
      Yes, I totally just lewded a rocket battery....

    • @tonykristhiofan1113
      @tonykristhiofan1113 4 роки тому +8

      @@Colonel_Overkill i demand an anthropomorphism of a katyusha

    • @alexiusmoore574
      @alexiusmoore574 4 роки тому +6

      @@Colonel_Overkill surely there are already a gijinka of a katyusha out there

    • @ruslangabdullin3976
      @ruslangabdullin3976 4 роки тому +5

      @@Colonel_Overkill wow i just nutted, best description of total Warhammer artillery use...

  • @emersongrey
    @emersongrey 4 роки тому +163

    I was half expecting him to go: "Now that we're sponsored by Yorkshire Tea, the Empire's efficency goes up by another 35% for each cup I consume."

  • @SleepyFen
    @SleepyFen 4 роки тому +76

    The ultimate faction for stacking ranged buffs is likely the Huntmaster's Expedition. You lose out on the 10 % buff from Gelt and the 10 % from Wissenland as well as the 5 % for killing Wulfhart himself, but you gain access to a Dwarven master engineer and Wood Elf waywatcher which more than make up for that.
    Between Hawk Eyed, Entrenchment, Ballistics Calibration, Extra Powder, the master engineer's ability tree and a huntsman general, you can hit missile dps numbers in excess of 4000 with the Hellblaster Volley Guns and well over 14000 for the Templehof Luminark. And that's without counting the Bright Wizard.
    On another note, firing a 14000 dp10 Luminark shot at Luthor Harkon only to deal less than 400 damage makes you appreciate just how much magic resistance that lord is able to stack.

    • @JRefumee
      @JRefumee 3 роки тому +1

      Or you confederate him as Gelt. Then you also get the Wood Elf and the Dwarf.

    • @SleepyFen
      @SleepyFen 3 роки тому

      @@JRefumee Depends on whether the AI gets those heroes per default? Idk if that happens at a set level or number of turns? Also I wrote this over a year ago lol

    • @JRefumee
      @JRefumee 3 роки тому +1

      @@SleepyFen I know right, that video is so old. I love to rewatch spiffs videos.
      Yes, Wulfhart starts with all 4 heroes at once. It's kinda hard as lizardmen to get rid of him. I just dont know if he will get the items and special skills for them.

    • @joshuahaynes1026
      @joshuahaynes1026 2 роки тому

      @@SleepyFen I know it is an old comment, but it seems the Wulfart AI get the heroes in WH3 IE. Hope this helps.

  • @julianschumann9843
    @julianschumann9843 4 роки тому +295

    @Spiffing Brit: The biggest exploit is recruiting a hero stack for Lizardmen (with the trait Pompous) or Beastman (with trait Nurgles stink), as they lower enemy leadership to zero, if you have enough. That means the enemy will rout the moment they enter combat. Its hilarious

    • @madman-wv1wm
      @madman-wv1wm 4 роки тому +11

      Julian Schumann literally just commented about this, I believe it works better with the beast men particularly kazrak one eye

    • @julianschumann9843
      @julianschumann9843 4 роки тому +23

      @@madman-wv1wm Wasn't Morghur who had the -8 enemy leadership?
      But yes, Beastmen are easier, as they get -5 not the -4 the lizardmen get, but Lizardmen get Dinomounts so they can easily defeat unbreakable armies as well

    • @julianschumann9843
      @julianschumann9843 4 роки тому +13

      Sorry, it should have been Malagor the dark omen with the -8

    • @julianschumann9843
      @julianschumann9843 4 роки тому +4

      But one has to consider that you can spam starchambers as lizardmen, meaning you can recruit the heroes at level 25 with only 4 provinces

    • @herosandwich3220
      @herosandwich3220 4 роки тому +2

      I just surround a fire slann and two skink priests with temple guards and literally nuke the other army with comets and fire tornados. With all the winds of magic skill buffs I can wipe out half of two whole stacks doing this. The enemy ai sometimes breaks and flees in the first five minutes of this.

  • @Yazoocxi
    @Yazoocxi 4 роки тому +393

    "Why are they both called Heinz?" Says the one of three Toms in the Yogscast. xD
    At least I know of three, there might be more. :shrug:

    • @Not_Basil
      @Not_Basil 4 роки тому +47

      The Tomscast

    • @keanunmoskaluk3518
      @keanunmoskaluk3518 4 роки тому +8

      The Spiffing Brit are the toms cloning themselves?! Will ttt ever be safe again?!

    • @DerAnanasKing
      @DerAnanasKing 4 роки тому +5

      they are the Heinzelmännchen.

    • @michealreed9771
      @michealreed9771 4 роки тому

      The Spiffing Brit Dragon’s Dogma?

    • @ragnaroksbringer
      @ragnaroksbringer 4 роки тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit Petition for a Tomscast segment on the next jingle jam with all the toms in one place for one streamgavaganza.

  • @shpilmaninc535
    @shpilmaninc535 4 роки тому +586

    vote for Spiffing Brit making "Kenshi is a PERFECTLY BALANCED game" :)

    • @shpilmaninc535
      @shpilmaninc535 4 роки тому +25

      @@thespiffingbrit welp, it never hurts to try...

    • @morschesholz8572
      @morschesholz8572 4 роки тому +7

      @@thespiffingbrit then we shall throw the tea in the sea!

    • @zameliz
      @zameliz 4 роки тому +8

      @@morschesholz8572 You do realize that's how you get the imperial spiff co hitmen enhanced with Yorkshire gold tea bust into your home, torture into surrender and turn you into a slave for the empire of spiff co?

    • @maverickstclare3756
      @maverickstclare3756 4 роки тому +3

      Spiff has said at least twice before that he has one

    • @morschesholz8572
      @morschesholz8572 4 роки тому +3

      @@zameliz well if it helps the empire

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 Рік тому +9

    I find giving my Helstorms creative liberty tends to go better than microing them. Also, something I found out right before my PC tried to strangle me: If you use the Laboratory, you can get over 280,000 troops on a single battlefield. They're Skaven, of course.

  • @monsi8161
    @monsi8161 4 роки тому +7

    Since these imperial names are for some reason 80 % german, I'm gonna translate a few:
    Pfeildorf = "Arrow"-Village
    Wissenland = Knowledge-Land
    Waldenhof = Forest court
    Drakenhof = Draken court
    Mordheim = Murder home
    Nagenhof = nibble/gnaw court (nagen is a verb and because no other "Hof" has a verb in front of it, I'm not sure they meant that)
    Schwarzhafen = Black Port/Harbour/Haven
    Grenzstadt = border city (They took the word for the whole category of cities near borders and made it this towns name. Creative)
    Steingart = Stoneguard OR Stonegarden (I'm not sure which it is)
    Rudiger Volkmann = Rudiger Peopleman
    Eben von Liebwitz = Eben of Love-Joke (but the meaning is probably "well-spiritet joke" or "kind joke", would make more sense)
    Ian Todbringer = Ian Deathbringer
    All the "...Burgs" = [something]-Keep
    Kemperbad = Kemper bath
    And Essen is a real city in germany.

    • @MagiconIce
      @MagiconIce 4 роки тому

      And Wissenburg is a real city too, it just isn't german anymore since some... unfriendly events in European History *cough*.
      It's called "Wissembourg" today and is in Lothringia.

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon 4 роки тому +409

    PewDiePie: *WhAt Is AlTiLaRy OnLy?*
    Spiffing Brit: *Casually altillery only in his video without thinking about it*

    • @annilator3000
      @annilator3000 4 роки тому +30

      ISP artillery only 😎

    • @NerdyBernie66
      @NerdyBernie66 4 роки тому +8

      I always knew @@thespiffingbrit was for the empire cause duh.

    • @coot33
      @coot33 4 роки тому +3

      The Artillery Only challenge is back.

    • @Haidonomus_Rex
      @Haidonomus_Rex 4 роки тому +13

      *^ISORROWPRODUCTIONS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION^*

    • @svenbrede6151
      @svenbrede6151 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah. Right. This army doesn't work out that well. It will die against the first skaven ambush that comes along. Also Mammoths. Also Necrofex Collosi. Also Primeaval glory armies. The only reason why this works is probably because you're in the empire and there's neither big monsters nor rats close by.

  • @NewbieObi
    @NewbieObi 4 роки тому +15

    1:10 Actually they are more based on the Korean "Hwacha", which is a form of rocket artillery. This artillery was very effective against the Japanese in the Imjin wars (1592-98) because of their dense formations.

  • @TazControl9
    @TazControl9 4 роки тому +14

    Latter half of the game, you sound like you’ve actually been playing 20 hrs nonstop. Voice gets all husky like you need water, sunlight and rest...
    Thanks for the dedication to producing the content we love

  • @SallinKari
    @SallinKari 4 роки тому +8

    I like how he's swooning of the all the damage boosts and kind of just forgets that DPS is also influence by rate of fire until right near the end.

  • @FelixKolodziej
    @FelixKolodziej 4 роки тому +34

    18:20 "Todbringer" = "Deathbringer" in german.

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 4 роки тому +95

    26:13 Spiffing, artificially inflating his kill count by slaughtering his own men, what a glorious exploit ;P

    • @agent374a
      @agent374a 4 роки тому +5

      aCtuAlLy the game doesn't count friendly fire, in the entities kill counter

    • @CharalamposKoundourakis
      @CharalamposKoundourakis 4 роки тому +2

      @@agent374a... It most assuredly does.

    • @agent374a
      @agent374a 4 роки тому +11

      @@CharalamposKoundourakis It does not, and just to be 100% I just loaded up the game and tested it.. Maybe check before you spread misinformation

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 4 роки тому +10

      @@agent374a especially such dangerous and volatile information as this- imagine how many innocent people were murdered for the sake of the all-mighty kill count thanks to him? Oh, the humanity!

    • @hugopepe1722
      @hugopepe1722 4 роки тому

      he is a bit like Bill Lumbergh
      from Office Space. "yea great, they are fighting to the last, they are doing a fantastic job"

  • @pervinthir7151
    @pervinthir7151 4 роки тому +56

    I was really dissapointed The Spiffing Brit didnt mention the king of the cheeze aka legendoftotalwar.

    • @honigjan5164
      @honigjan5164 3 роки тому +2

      I am glad he didnt pulled his name into this mess... Going to war with your elector counts, Legendary lord level 15 on turn 36... Come on.
      I know he isnt playing for maximum efficiency, just to show off a concept and for shits and giggles... But damn it hurts to watch :(

  • @tylerbrown9631
    @tylerbrown9631 4 роки тому +8

    I love this genre of game, and I would actually love to see Spiff play it unedited. a big ol' 8 hour video or however long it takes to pull this stuff off.

  • @NumbingDisasterAnon
    @NumbingDisasterAnon 4 роки тому +39

    “Welcome to Estalia, gentlemen.”

    • @SereglothIV
      @SereglothIV 3 роки тому

      I WILL NOT LIE, THE CHANCES OF YOUR SURVIVAL ARE SMALL

  • @sevenayashinedown1283
    @sevenayashinedown1283 2 роки тому +51

    I hope spiff returns to this game one more time before tww3 drops. I would love to see him load up a stack of dwarves with trollhammers and engineers. Short, powerful stumpy boys running like Olympic track stars and shooting shoulder mounted nukes is very spicy.

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat 4 роки тому +99

    Spiff: [sips tea] War... War never changes... [sips tea]

    • @joshmahgerefteh
      @joshmahgerefteh 4 роки тому +1

      death note epic chip moment engaged

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz 4 роки тому

      I have a strong urge to flip a table every time I hear that idiotic quote.
      Apparently, all wars are the same, and always have been. It's almost as if Todd didn't quite think that one through... oh wait.

    • @generalshock4359
      @generalshock4359 4 роки тому

      war 1 side or more getting its soldiers killed every war in existance so basicly never realy changed

  • @raymondlin5650
    @raymondlin5650 4 роки тому +62

    Legend of total war just did a Empire doomstack series (i did not watch it yet cause i dont have time) maybe he will refute your cheese again.

    • @ariavachier-lagravech.6910
      @ariavachier-lagravech.6910 4 роки тому

      Yea but Spiffing Brit are more eloquence and entertaining.
      I like Legend but i mostly watched him for battles

    • @whereswally8695
      @whereswally8695 4 роки тому +6

      The two empire doom stacks were Steam Tank doom stack and Beast wizard doom stack (for their mount). Steam Tank is far more expensive but easier to spam than having 19 high level hero's

    • @ArlanKels
      @ArlanKels 4 роки тому +12

      Neh, Legend said in today's stream he had no interest in making a video to counter Spiff, and that his previous thing was more about just to show how broken Spiff could really Break things.

    • @Morbleue
      @Morbleue 4 роки тому +2

      Nothing Is Here :D yeah Legend wants Spiff to seek his expertise before releasing any vid on tww2 - Legends arrogance level is starting to be somewhere between Tynan S and Todd H... :D

    • @Morbleue
      @Morbleue 4 роки тому

      Deathsdayoff person indeed - about this Spiff video i agree and also noticed while watching. Still Legend did not just say he could help Spiff cheese further. But clearly request Spiff to consult Legend each time. Like legendary difficulty is the main diff people play on. I play TWW in legendary half of the time and when I unlock a legendary diff achievement usually less than 5% have it...

  • @armsofundertow98
    @armsofundertow98 3 роки тому +27

    I love these. Though I wish I could have seen how everything combined turned out.

  • @Barncat01
    @Barncat01 3 роки тому +67

    No joke, I was literally taking my 4th sip of tea when you said the hallucinogens should be kicking in lol got a good laugh about of that!! Great video as always!!!!

    • @dragonknight951
      @dragonknight951 2 роки тому +1

      Even funnier because we all know the natural healing properties of tea, powerful as all things Tea are, would just laugh at and nullify such pathetic attempts at corrupting perfectly good tea. No poison nor contamination shall ever find a foothold upon the bastion of health and strength that is tea.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 2 роки тому +1

      @@dragonknight951 explain saltwater

    • @dragonknight951
      @dragonknight951 2 роки тому +1

      @@marley7868 If saltwater is ruining your tea then you just aren't using the right Tea.

  • @PrivateWillyRichardJohnson
    @PrivateWillyRichardJohnson 4 роки тому +222

    "We're not min-maxing, we're just maxing."
    Is the perfectly balanced saying u can use to inpress anyone.
    If any pres candidate uses this line i will be obligated to vote for them.

    • @LightStalker
      @LightStalker 3 роки тому +3

      Sadly, neither did, and that’s what concerns me. How can we trust any candidate who isn’t just maxing?

  • @cielghoul2034
    @cielghoul2034 4 роки тому +92

    "Who wants to play the lizardmen"
    Only the men of culture will understand the greatness of obliterating your enemies with dinosaurs

    • @ragnarberg597
      @ragnarberg597 4 роки тому +10

      that meta is prehistoric

    • @_Amiri
      @_Amiri 4 роки тому +12

      Oh yeah, it's stegadon doomstack time 😎

    • @alldamnnamesaretaken
      @alldamnnamesaretaken 4 роки тому +4

      or Lord Kroak! I have fallen madly in love with Lord Kroak, I have an army of Gor Rok, Lord Kroak, 2 skink chiefs on stegadons and a scar veteran on a carnosaur. They are unstoppable

    • @benvos2458
      @benvos2458 4 роки тому +2

      BOK BOK

    • @larrygabooka488
      @larrygabooka488 4 роки тому +2

      Scynati I was using him today against skaven and most battles he had like 800+ kills

  • @capttelush539
    @capttelush539 4 роки тому +58

    What people don’t realize is that this is actually how the game was meant to be played. They designed it so you can make almost anything super OP.

    • @Iceman96051
      @Iceman96051 4 роки тому +6

      Pretty much. It's why I like mods that limit both you and the AI so you can't just doomstack everything and win. Doom stacking single entities or high end missile units/cav units is pretty much unbeatable. Steam tanks, star dragons, stegadons and necrofex I would say could never feasibly be beaten even if the ai had 4 full stacks.

    • @tarnyowl6068
      @tarnyowl6068 4 роки тому +2

      En- tities hehe 😉

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 4 роки тому +5

      @@Iceman96051 Depends on unit sizes. Single entity units are very strong in Small unit size battles, but practically useless in Huge. In Huge, I have seen peasant mobs kill dragons with a death of a thousand cuts, while on Small, the same dragon can destroy and rout the same peasants in seconds.
      It is the same reason why Doomcannons became memes. On Huge/Large, they are your cookie cutter artillery; functional, but not exactly broken. On Small, they can one-shot elite units due to their tracking and the explosion radius being large enough to hit three quarters of the models in a unit. Have three of them in your army, have them each fire off three salvos before the lines meet, and you have pretty much halved the enemy army. It's nuts.

    • @DeathEatsCurry
      @DeathEatsCurry 4 роки тому +1

      Bretonnia super peasant mobs (with Blacksmiths all across the maps) kind of exemplify this.

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 4 роки тому

      ​@@tarnyowl6068 2nd funniest crap i've seen

  • @Juno101
    @Juno101 4 роки тому +5

    24:55 You could say they went "though the fire and the flames".

  • @tbg10101
    @tbg10101 4 роки тому +13

    "We are only max-ing."
    And relaxing.

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 4 роки тому +33

    24:02 Baldrick: It's a cunning plan my lord.

  • @civilprotection3114
    @civilprotection3114 4 роки тому +53

    Bertonnia, when you mix France with England. The most unholy of combinations.

    • @ggu0rck955
      @ggu0rck955 4 роки тому +2

      Excuse me ? I don't see the english part in bretonnia

    • @slaanesh9348
      @slaanesh9348 4 роки тому +14

      @@ggu0rck955 the whole lady of the lake comes from the english folklore

    • @wojciechkowalski8061
      @wojciechkowalski8061 4 роки тому +13

      @@ggu0rck955 A lot of their background lore is heavily inspired by (or straight ripped out of) the legends of King Arthur and/or nie knights. Things like the Green Knight, Lady of the Lake, quests for Grail and so on. And as those legends originate mostly from England, well...

    • @ggu0rck955
      @ggu0rck955 4 роки тому +4

      @@wojciechkowalski8061 well actually a lot of french authors contributed to the arthurian legend, especially Chretien de Troyes, who introduced the characters of the lady of the lake, lancelot and percival.

    • @johnsullivan186
      @johnsullivan186 4 роки тому +1

      Jim Adler The high elves literally say “for king and country”. While not being the only example, I’d say they are the English. Brettonia is not England and France it’s the Bretons + France.

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 4 роки тому +80

    If artillery is ineffective.
    You're not using enough artillery.

  • @lucky-lu6tc
    @lucky-lu6tc 4 роки тому +15

    I cant expell baltazar as a count from his region to get the regional bonus of Wissenland
    he is locked now it seems

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 4 роки тому +2

    this is basically how the opening of Gate the anime went, massive charges of swordsmen and cavalry against entrenched tanks, machineguns, and artillery pieces

  • @jajsem1109
    @jajsem1109 3 роки тому +10

    Lizardmen have the best artilery, as their warmachines tend to eat enemy soldiers. Omnomnom...

  • @lucasmatias9021
    @lucasmatias9021 4 роки тому +24

    And me here expecting that he would recommend Legend of Total War.

  • @rhawkas2637
    @rhawkas2637 4 роки тому +48

    19:35 "Of course I can never lose my true favorites, my sweet, sweet Irish boys of RT and CallMeKevin."
    Is JackSepticEye not there because he's always talking about how much he loves his "delicious dirty bean water"? =P

    • @Tuulos
      @Tuulos 4 роки тому +1

      I'm just wondering why CallMeKevin is there in the first place.

    • @rhawkas2637
      @rhawkas2637 4 роки тому +3

      @@Tuulos Why's that? Kevin is Irish too, and an entertaining UA-camr with a pretty sizeable channel.

    • @sunburnt1006
      @sunburnt1006 4 роки тому +4

      The Spiffing Brit, it appears that RT is very onboard for a co-op of sorts considering some of his comments on both you videos as well as his own content. I’d really like to see a collaboration or even public chat between some of my favourite youtubers!

  • @PantsuAn1me
    @PantsuAn1me 4 роки тому +20

    27:14 "spearmen defending the rear" So...rearmen ? ill show myself out

  • @dontmindme.justaguy
    @dontmindme.justaguy 4 роки тому +1

    One thing I've always hated about Total war is the amount of micro. If they could make like a setting (think like formations and speed options at the bottom of the screen) to auto attack appropriate enemies within a radius around the unit (similar to how skirmish troops firing arcs look), that would make a world of difference, hell you can even make a bunch of new tech to go along with it, improving their targeting and increasing their radius. It could also be balance in a way that it will only trigger if they have no orders (move/attack) and will return to their original position once their are not more enemies in range.

  • @MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc
    @MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc 4 роки тому +81

    when you think you have a chance at "first!" but youtube gives you the notice 20seconds to late

    • @iPlayGamesX
      @iPlayGamesX 4 роки тому

      Lol yeah xD

    • @MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc
      @MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc 4 роки тому +5

      @@thespiffingbrit aaaaaw

    • @stukature
      @stukature 4 роки тому +1

      20 seconds late!? Lucky! I got the notification 14 minutes late! Stupid youtube, I can't even expres my love for Spiff on time because of him... 😢

    • @pineycolada3075
      @pineycolada3075 4 роки тому +2

      Imagine not getting notified while you have rang the bell

    • @stuartwoolley8221
      @stuartwoolley8221 4 роки тому

      What about me?

  • @LairdWackyla
    @LairdWackyla 4 роки тому +4

    14:57 presumably one loves beans, and the other tomato based liquids.

  • @plurk7397
    @plurk7397 4 роки тому +36

    0 views 52 likes perfectly balanced

    • @chronosschiron
      @chronosschiron 4 роки тому +2

      we can link to like buttons only we dont need to see tea lord we know its good

    • @pineycolada3075
      @pineycolada3075 4 роки тому +2

      Like it first, then watch it

    • @chronosschiron
      @chronosschiron 4 роки тому

      @@pineycolada3075 the almioghty tea time lord says we actually have likede it in future then returned to now to watch

  • @Azrael79a
    @Azrael79a 4 роки тому +2

    If you use the Mixu Legendary Lords mod, you can have like 12 Empire LLs, and one of them is Elspeth von Draken, the Dark Lady of Nuln... Who has some pretty good artillery upgrades on her own.

  • @stinkycheese1173
    @stinkycheese1173 4 роки тому

    cool to see you just making a whacky build and not actually exploiting, i liked this video a lot. I also just got into the warhammer campaigns, used to only do custom battles/multiplayer im still on warhammer 1

  • @ambitionsxt4877
    @ambitionsxt4877 4 роки тому +8

    Spiff and kevin need to do a dont starve playthrough itd be hilarious😂

  • @llbrainjoker5742
    @llbrainjoker5742 4 роки тому +60

    Let me rephrase it
    Total War Is A PERFECTLY BALANCED Series with NO EXPLOITS

    • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
      @feddyvonwigglestein3481 4 роки тому

      The black crag AI clearly exploited...I'm assuming he's playing unmodded and somehow they beat the dwarves? When do the orcs ever beat the dwarves? They can't win in auto-resolve against them even when outnumbering them 3:1....

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 4 роки тому

      @@feddyvonwigglestein3481 to be fair in my game the orcs normaly steamroll the badlands

    • @nighthowk117
      @nighthowk117 4 роки тому +1

      its not an exploit if you play on higer then normal difficulty

  • @thecreepero3921
    @thecreepero3921 2 роки тому +15

    I've been playing since WH1 came out, and I'm not exaggerating when I say that 90% of my campaigns have been as Empire. Right now I'm waiting for Immortal Empires to come out for WH3 so that I can ...play as the Empire!

  • @Patrick_The_Pure
    @Patrick_The_Pure 4 роки тому +2

    This remind me of Tiberian Sun's NOD Artillery (they thankfully got fixed in firestorm). High damage, pretty fast attack speed, ridiculous range, the artillery themselves had pretty decent hp and pretty fast movement speed and the buggy mess was... because of the programming, the shells had homing, so you could try to avoid all you want but they would always hit. Have 5 of them and your entire base was save against any AI attack.

  • @AmethystPlays1999
    @AmethystPlays1999 4 роки тому +2

    Spiff enjoys RT and Kevin, my day has been made.

  • @threejackdaws2293
    @threejackdaws2293 4 роки тому +117

    "This cheese is achievable in ever difficulty"
    Yeah sure when lizardmen surround you with 2 stacks of rank 9 dinosaurs on legendary we 'll see how will that artillery work

    • @leoxu7717
      @leoxu7717 4 роки тому +4

      It will take a really really long time for Balthasar to reach lizardsmen at that pace in legendary and any monster army or even a few stacks of infantry is able to defeat it. There is a limitation on ammo.

    • @quanguctranngo7871
      @quanguctranngo7871 4 роки тому

      Well they have dinosaur with ballista on it's back. Good luck defeat that doom stack 15 of them and 5 agents on their mounts

    • @bulldogant3781
      @bulldogant3781 4 роки тому

      just handgunners or huntsmen or helblaster volley guns and you’re good

    • @mr.joesterr5359
      @mr.joesterr5359 3 роки тому

      hellblaster volley guns

    • @Lyonatan
      @Lyonatan 3 роки тому

      @@quanguctranngo7871 ranged cavalry stack beats monster artillery stack, or cheese magic and wizards

  • @telemaquehadjinotas6178
    @telemaquehadjinotas6178 4 роки тому +8

    I recommend watching " The Empire Experience"
    by "Robertus Maximus"

  • @TazControl9
    @TazControl9 4 роки тому +4

    Todbringer might actually have Germanic roots from “tot”- the German word for death, which effectively would be Ian, Bringer of Death. Kind of a badass moniker

    • @bernhardmeysel
      @bernhardmeysel 4 роки тому +1

      dude, it is literally a german word. "Tod" is the noun death in German. "tot" would be the adjective "dead". "Bring" is the same in English as it is in German, as well as the noun "Bringer". And as German has compound words, "Todbringer" is literally a legit German word that means "Death-Bringer".

    • @TazControl9
      @TazControl9 4 роки тому

      @@bernhardmeysel well there you go haha just went off what I remembered from HS German

    • @nippon19
      @nippon19 4 роки тому

      in the lore, he is a pretty though guy which stand with his city against beastmen or chaos and never fall, he is a sort of alpha+ chad with balls of titanium so big they can be 40 pounds canonball.

  • @lcmiracle
    @lcmiracle 4 роки тому +2

    "The Knights of the Evcrlasting Light are champions of iusticc and lost causes, but are perhaps even better for being a cursed order. Foul occurrences and ill luck plagued the brotherhood, but they will not speak openly of any curse nor will they speculate on how it came to be." -- Uniform & Heraldry of the Empire. Neil Hodgson & Jeremy Vetok. p62. "Knights of the Everlasting Light". Games-Workshop.
    Yo, just wanna say, good job choosing the right guys for the job. Keep it up.

  • @shuntaro2408
    @shuntaro2408 4 роки тому +1

    Didn't know missile dmg was for artillery. Thought it was only for ranged units like gun and bow units. Thanks for the info!

  • @edrickpaturel5013
    @edrickpaturel5013 2 роки тому +7

    I would love if spiff would find exploit in life

  • @FlashDAH
    @FlashDAH 4 роки тому +5

    Bloody loved it!
    Still waiting until I can afford a new PC so I can enjoy this amazing game :D

  • @kraanz
    @kraanz 4 роки тому +9

    Spiff, for the love of the Queen, there's no second "k" in Katyusha.
    It's the cutsie name for Katya, which itself is the cutsie name for... Yekaterina?

    • @Speeder832
      @Speeder832 4 роки тому +1

      i watched his Company of Heroes video right before this one, what are the odds of hearing him pronounce Katyusha wrong so many times in one day

  • @redleg1376
    @redleg1376 4 роки тому

    I ordered some Yorkshire tea because of your video's; my first taste will be tonight as it's showing delivered.

  • @rhyscallinan4402
    @rhyscallinan4402 3 роки тому +5

    "Dudes in Yellow"
    Yes the dreaded Banana Army is here

  • @edhenson2545
    @edhenson2545 4 роки тому +11

    I'm still upset that u arent actually a stick man with a top hat and a monocle

  • @lexel7795
    @lexel7795 4 роки тому +4

    Something i would like to add to Ian Todbringers name is, that Todbringer means the Same as Deathbringer from an german Perspective. Which is interesting, because it lets his name sound less stupid.

  • @alexandrustemate4461
    @alexandrustemate4461 4 роки тому +4

    "Rain artillery on my own men's positions" *Happy Krieg sounds

  • @grumpynic4280
    @grumpynic4280 4 роки тому

    This is great! My next campaign is set. Thank you for taking the time to make this

  • @travisshaffer6623
    @travisshaffer6623 4 роки тому +1

    I smell the burning death it's called Spiffing Fire!! But where is your Queen she should be in this game.

  • @darkranger116
    @darkranger116 4 роки тому +3

    "just as well with everything in my army"
    *your infantry just sitting there kicking rocks*

  • @attilavarga35
    @attilavarga35 4 роки тому +8

    "Katuska" lol 😂, it's Katyusa Spiff!

  • @absolim
    @absolim 4 роки тому +10

    3:39 Thats german and means something like "Arrow Village" ^^

    • @evan32cooper
      @evan32cooper 4 роки тому

      But, he pronounced "Wissenland" right, at least :3

  • @tomatomaki
    @tomatomaki 4 роки тому +3

    Everyone: Kat.
    Spiff: Kat.
    Everyone: Yuu.
    Spiff: Yuu.
    Everyone: Sha.
    Spiff: Sha.
    Everyone: Katyusha.
    Spiff: *proceed to activating Spelling Trade which could make someone mispelled something and call it a day.
    The bonuses provide the User has 100% Buff to mispelled some word, while the opposite faction's brain cell will get Debuff such as:
    ・Agility -75%
    ・Vision -90%
    ・Attack -200%
    ・Honour -85%
    ・Armour -42%
    ・Luck -99%
    ・Poison: Target Deals 43 damage per 2 sec. Lasting 30 second.
    ・Confusion: Target can't attack for a turn
    ・Fraud Wraith: all Buff from target immediately cleansed and applied to user.
    Can be countered with Yorkshire Gold Tea.

  • @papamauryc2300
    @papamauryc2300 4 роки тому

    I need to start drinking tea when watching your balanced videos

  • @lucky-lu6tc
    @lucky-lu6tc 4 роки тому +12

    Funnily enough Baltazars starting village "Pfeildorf" means "Missilevillage" in german :D

    • @dogwithsunglasses4051
      @dogwithsunglasses4051 4 роки тому +5

      "Arrowvillage" if anything. German word for Rockets and Missiles is "Rakete"

  • @treelobster6137
    @treelobster6137 4 роки тому +4

    A youtube ad interrupted Spiff's interruption and it makes me mad.

  • @Tizaix
    @Tizaix 4 роки тому +10

    00:29 unique means one of a kind; something can't be very unique!

    • @guythat779
      @guythat779 4 роки тому +1

      It also means not many are like it, even more rare is very unique
      One of a kind is what you speak of

    • @tomastomasi975
      @tomastomasi975 4 роки тому

      @@guythat779 no it doesn't.

    • @guythat779
      @guythat779 4 роки тому

      @@tomastomasi975 as ppl use it, it is at least in a big sample

    • @GamenRyder
      @GamenRyder 4 роки тому

      Was going to comment this. What would the queen think of such butchering of her language!?

    • @tomastomasi975
      @tomastomasi975 4 роки тому

      @@guythat779 people say a lot of stuff, doesn't mean they are correct.

  • @crimsonharvest
    @crimsonharvest 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the channel recommendations, I'd only seen one of them before.

  • @bunndalf
    @bunndalf 4 роки тому

    Beefing up your artillery to the max and then not showing them in action is a gigantic tease. Now I gotta do this shit all by myself for three days, just to satisfy this. Thanks, Spiff

  • @curiousponderings
    @curiousponderings 4 роки тому +21

    I recommend a certain Sseth, think youll like him.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 4 роки тому +12

      My favourite african warlord and hentai connoisseur.

    • @whizthesugoi
      @whizthesugoi 4 роки тому +4

      He already mentioned sseth in his Starsector video

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 4 роки тому +2

      @@whizthesugoi perfect.

  • @jakefrost7404
    @jakefrost7404 4 роки тому +36

    *_You do realize that you could rewrite characters' names?_*
    _No _*_Reanu Keeves?_*_ No 100 _*_Stat Man?_*_ No _*_Big Ron?_*
    _May your tea turn stale, good sir._

    • @tarnyowl6068
      @tarnyowl6068 4 роки тому +1

      You cannot rename legendary lords

    • @vivusthevivusthing6182
      @vivusthevivusthing6182 4 роки тому +3

      Do you honestly believe that any of them were as powerful as the legendary Reanu Keeves or 100 stat man?

  • @mikydicy2565
    @mikydicy2565 4 роки тому +5

    18:17 Ian Todbringer (german name) =Ian Deathgiver (english Translator name)

  • @DainnGreywall
    @DainnGreywall 4 роки тому

    Seeing one of your family members occasionally pop in during The Spiffing Brit's videos in one of his watermarked stock photos is absolutely hilarious.

  • @sovietdragon330
    @sovietdragon330 4 роки тому +1

    Absolutely smashing stuff. Loving the Warhammer content!!

  • @nikolai4241
    @nikolai4241 4 роки тому +6

    before watched anything i will say, sir spiff should learn about doomstacks by legend

  • @Maks_Liadetskyi
    @Maks_Liadetskyi 4 роки тому +19

    1:30 It is “Katyusha”! Gentle for Katarina in Russian.
    Like Lizy for Elisabeth
    Your Russian disappoints me, Spiff

    • @Yurikon3
      @Yurikon3 4 роки тому

      I don't exactly remember introduction in Brothers of Karamazov which explained these naming courses. What I remember at least "Dimitri" went to "Mitka" or "Mitja". Was there "Mitenka" somewhere between? Aleksei got Aljuska, I don't remember if there was others. I don't remember which Ivanovits got. Is there some exact rules and are they different with men and women?

  • @PatricHerrera
    @PatricHerrera 4 роки тому +5

    This is one of my favorite games of all time and I'd love to see you cover more exploits.

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 3 роки тому

    2:55
    "WELCOME TO EASTALIA GENTLEMEN, I WILL NOT LIE, THE CHANCES OF YOUR SURVIVAL ARE SMALL..."
    **Paranoid playing in the background**

  • @Michael-jq1hl
    @Michael-jq1hl 4 роки тому

    The names kill me every time and the ford fiesta bit, my god so good.

  • @rcb2371
    @rcb2371 4 роки тому +11

    “... scientifically verified to increase your charisma stats by 14000%”... I appreciate the buff, but I don’t think it’s going to help me; 14000% * 0 is still 0

  • @jeremynicholson6073
    @jeremynicholson6073 4 роки тому +7

    damn you! thought it would be me :P

  • @JustAnotherMetalhead
    @JustAnotherMetalhead 4 роки тому +7

    In before Legend of Total War sees this

  • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
    @feddyvonwigglestein3481 4 роки тому +1

    12:37 Me every battle. "Wait, why do I only have one artillery unit? ... ah, looks like the enemy cavalry got to run roughshod over them unopposed..."

  • @carlhayhoe3354
    @carlhayhoe3354 4 роки тому

    Probably the best video narrating ive heard very entertaining 😂😂😂

  • @iamplay797
    @iamplay797 4 роки тому +5

    lol this reminds me of brave heart, pardon me sir but won't we hit our own men,yes but we will hit theirs has well,we have reserves 😆🤣😁

  • @rintintim344
    @rintintim344 4 роки тому +20

    20:00 "hallucinahenic pills will increase your desire to like the video by..."
    Ha!! Jokes on you, I allready watched and liked this video months ago! And now I'm just rewatching it for no reason!!
    Wait a minute...