M&B Bannerlord Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Infinite Free Castles Is Broken
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- Опубліковано 13 кві 2020
- Mount And Blade Bannerlord Has finally released into early access after over 8 years of development and well the game certainly has some unique features and game balance. So today The Spiffing Brit is going to show off how Broken Bannerlord is by using an exploit to get infinite free castles! and an infinite money glitch / exploit to get over a million gold in a very short period of time. I mean surely its perfectly balanced and not a glitch to be able to get castles for free and an infinite amount of castles too. Heck we just conquered the entire map without doing a single battle. The Adventures of Spiff Brit are not over yet though as we have many more videos to come showcasing Infinite Army Exploits, Infinite Towns and oh so many more game breaks and glitches. So lets see if M&B Bannerlord Is A Perfectly Balanced game with no exploits or is giving players an infinite money glitch broken. I guess its up to a funny montage of exploits with a cheeky english brit to decide. Ok well it is certainly overpowered... Really really overpowered.
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy Bannerlord With an Infinite Gold exploit!
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Title: M&B Bannerlord Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Infinite Free Castles Is Broken
#funny #exploit #Bannerlord - Ігри
"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!" -Every noble in Calradia
But it is Glorious Glitterhoof. Totally worth it.
Or the Worms Armageddon version:
“A donkey, a donkey, my kingdom for a donkey.” As he literally did almost exactly that. 🤣
Now I want to play Civ again. Hey look! I can't leave my house! Perfect timing.
the kings reactions reminded me of jack and the beanstalk tactics
100 Stat Horse? Yes Please!
Imagine this first guy returning home to his wife and he's starting to brag about how lucky he was to buy a wolf's head, bottle of oil and a cow in exchange for a family castle. And then he suddenly realizes...
XD
Well, it's not *his* wife anymore, the wife now belongs to the Spiff, he is left with a now rotting wolf's head, a bottle or rancid oil and a (most likely dead) cow.
@@jerbar1280 If it's not dead then it soon will be
He could've haggled up to a bear head instead.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can imagine what the code for that "buy cities" perk looks like:
def trade_perk_225(cities, offer):
# TODO: Jake, finish this. Also I wish you all the best for the next year. 2014 is gonna be great.
return cities
That's not C#
Why'd you write anything in not-C#?
@@EnjoyCocaColaLight fam, that was a joke stfu
@@EnjoyCocaColaLight obviously because C# sucks!
I'm playing using charming skill, every time the kingdom I'm being a vassal of takes any land, I'm always the most voted for to be given this land. When I joined the kingdom, they were at war and sieged a castle, I was surprised to notice that, even though I didn't participate, they gave me that castle.
And no, I haven't ever done any personal quest for any lord of this kingdom, they just love me seemingly for no reason
When i originally started, having experience with warband, i realized i could rig the voting to get me the best castles by leading assaults on smaller castles, but letting npcs claim them, snd hitting towns after so the vote would overwhelmingly go to me for towns. Ended up with about 8 last time i played. Going to see if i can still do that
Basicly the chances of getting a new fief depend on 2 things:
Number of fiefs already held and proximity to other fiefs owned.
A clan that has newly joined a faction and has 0 fiefs will almost always get the first fiefs that become available.
Same thing happened to me
When Spiff thought an early acess Mount and Blade game was free real estate this wasn't what he was thinking of.
It's not free though... they're actually paying him money to get those cities off their hands
Hahaha hahahahahsha haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is that so funny 😂😂😂
I give u 1k likes
@@ironmilutin So free money and land. Still free
The fact that all the lords enter the conversations as literally slack-jawed morons makes this exploit so much more satisfying to watch.
Facts
Realistic
I just imagine the conversation going like this
"You...give me your CASTLE AND YOUR LANDS! I....I WILL GIVE YOU..." looks around. Takes a bottle of oil out of pocket. "THIS!"
Lord: . . . . .*brain loading* YES! I accept!
Also, they are traveling across the map to give over their land because he's summoning them into his army.
I love how the AI nobles look with their mouths open like they are saying "thank you for the stuff an.. Wait what do you mean you now own my lands?"
Theory: This bug was because the AI was accounting for the upkeep settlements cost them, but not any of the benefits they give.
You missed an opportunity with the queen. You could've offered one horse for all of her land
A horse, a horse. Her kingdom for a horse.
Ethanol nice
Was thinking the exact same thing
What’s that from?
@@johnathon5455 Willian the III (I think?) From Shakespeare
@@pedrolmlkzk Richard the III, but yes, Shakepeare. Actually saw Derek Jacobi performing it in London but as I was 11 at the time I was more concerned with finding the bathroom. The theatre had curtains over the walls so I couldn't find the door.
The game: "You need to collect banner pieces to help defeat the empire"
Spiff: "I am the empire!"
not yet master palpatine
BetterTelevision not yet
Yorkshire
Eternal
Tea
theres two parts to that quest either help combine the empire together or help destroy it, but i assume he didnt even check
@@wickederebus *Y E T*
After watching this I have the mental image of a naked man riding on a cow with oil all over his body wearing a wolves head
This is why I dont like video games because they appeal to the male fantasy
"And... it's gone!" ... your town is gone sir... you're not really good at this trading thing are you."
The Spiffing Brit reminds of the banker from South Park (episode Margaritaville) [13:3]
"This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever"
Except for Russia trading Alaska
@@MrMediator24 Louisiana purchase was even better
Joe Bourassa Napoleon got $15 million dollars for a piece of land he stole from Spain, that France had little to no effective control over, and was most likely to get seized by the US and/or Britain in the near future since France had no way to defend it. I don’t think that is a bad deal.
Um ... what about Electoral votes for Trump - that was a pretty bad deal.
@@EntropysSmile TDS! REEE!!!!
"Your great grandfather bought our empire with a cow and you can't even do your homework!? Get to work, boy!"
I imagine spiff has a child riding with him and his commentary is what he’s saying to the child and it just makes everything so much funnier
You have made my experience better watching this thank you
Plot twist - you are the spiff child you have just committed reverse adoption congratulations
That lovely open mouth smile... that vacant look and blank expression... all the telltale signs of a landholding man.
'ere mate. You've got the facial expression of a man who will just hand over your castles for nothing.
I like to think that Spiff offers them a cup of tea, they drink it over a chat, the psychotropics he slipped into that cup of tea kick in, and suddenly the landholder is looking much more open for negotiations 🫖🎩
I love how the vassals all look shell-shocked as you swindle them out of every last dime they own
"Wait... what just happened? He's just so... enchanting."
This is the first mount and blade video I’ve watched and these faces haunt the hell out of me. I imagine every persons mouth having whole family of flies in them
@@Daftanemone taking into account it's medieval times, that not far from truth
a wolf's head, a bottle of oil, and a cow...
that offer sounds... fetishy
*BREAKING NEWS:* _Crazed oily man hate-fucks cow while wearing wolf's head_
Sounds more like a MacGyver joke gone wrong.
🐴+🍯 😉
1 week later, found feral in woods covered in oil, cow blood, and wearing nothing but a wolf's pelt.
Claims to be werewolf.
Damn it! And I was just on my way to the comments section to make that joke when I heard the line. Low and behold, first one on the list.
With those expressions, this feels like it could be a Monty Python skit. Lmao
Missed opportunity
"My Kingdom for a horse"
Just sayin.
My kingdom for a mule
Oh my god yess. That is such a good comment! Made me happy cause it was so on point, man, thanks!:)
Sadly this has just been patched, Settlments did count as a negative XD
It is the man himself!!!
That's why he has released it NOW and not before..
Yep they definitely watch him.
Oh well, that saves me from trying to manage that many settlements at once plus the armies required to protect them.
@@AdamPersson I don't think the Sir Spiff Allot BLESSID BE HIS NAME actually cares about people useing the exsploits in his videos, given his track record XD. Either way their are lots of ways you can still take advantage of M&B 'Early Access'.
"I'm going to buy lots of food"
Proceeds to buy out ALL OF THE CLAY
You can slurp it, you can chew it, you can crunch on it. Its so versatile and full of minerals.
@@SirAndischa I guess it is filling...
Some parrots eat clay
As long as your army is a flock of birds looking for clay minerals lol!
I get those guys, I wouldn't want to have the responsibility of an entire town or castle either.
"Please, I don't want to do it anymore, no matter what I do the peasants still hate me and revolt every year"
I think what's going on is that 1) the land is very expensive and 2) the price gets multiplied by some amount when the ai sells land as opposed to buying it (to simulate the AI wanting a good deal), which then results in an integer overflow, so when you sell land to the AI it's just very expensive, but when you buy land it overflows and becomes a bad.
They have fixed it anyway - buying fiefs now requieres 300 points in trading and thats fairly time consuuming to reach.
could be
There was actually a Japanese feudal lord who traded a castle for a slightly wonky teapot, so this game is just being historically accurate.
Who?
@@KlinikReprisal joe
Drago 28 joe who?
Zaky Algiffhari jonathan smith
@@wingdreak4191 joe mama
Damn.. “I literally have so much money I can’t see it”
That’s the kinda problems we needs.
Tell that to post ww1 Germany
@@wickederebus Oh, and when people realize someone like Spiff stole all that money, you sometimes get pre-WW2 Germany...
Hmm, I think my joke was misunderstood.
I was referring to the mass printing that post ww1 Germany did, to the point that you had to pay by the wheelbarrowload to get a load of bread.
@@wickederebus No, I got the joke. I was referring to the mass printing coming from super rich crooks, Germans figuring this out, and not liking it.
"Alright how about you give me all your income and all your money aswell as all the land that you posses, laving you banckrupt. BUT, you get baggy trunks"
"Damn he is good at this."
I just noticed that when you give someone an empty offer as a "gift" it counts as a successfull gift and gives you charm xp.
Every exploited noble:
“I’m never gonna financially recover from this”
free john exotic
"But atleast I have these baggy trunks."
@@redhulk4048 Bandit Warbands: "It's free real estate."
"This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals maybe ever."
YES. KOTOR exploits almost 17 years after the relase of the game. Truly perfectly balanced. The only thing I can say is yes plz
Surely every explot has been found and exploited to death. Not too much to even exploit with KOTOR that really benefits the game play.
We need a spiff on the dark side
Or a video version of the legendary space jesus! (very funny kotor play through if not heard of)
there was an exploit where you could equip the sand people outifts inside a town and everyone would attack you so you could kill them. talk about loads of loot.
Just metioning KoTOR makes me want to play it again. Sadly, I am working. Well, not too sad given the cirumstances.
Devs: "Look how they massacred my boy!"
In every single stretegy game, trade mechanic is always broken in some way...
"That's a very generous offer, sir, but I must ask. Why are you paying me to take your castle?"
"Simple, my good man! My wife lives there!"
That makes sense
Glorious boomer humor
It most certainly is!
"Hey honey, can I go out golfing with the other lords?"
"Yes but only if you come home at 9."
No need to go home if you sell your home.
BlackWolf18C LOL 😂
Genie: you have 3 wishes and no wish for extra wishes!
Me: I wish I had zero wishes left
Genie: granted. you have 255 wishes left
Easy... Spiff would wish for 1. I wish I am immortal 2. I Wish you (the Jin) to obey me until I die (see what I did here :) ) 3. I wish people would accept everything I say and act upon it as I wish ;)
@@dominges That's great, until one day you accidentally mutter "fuck my life".
I wish for more genies
your genies in another bottle
@@PrivateSlacker hahahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Really puts Shakespeare's "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse" into context here.
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9:57
His facial expression: "I can't believe you just accepted this land from me, how stupid are you!? Hahah enjoy your new land while my men rub me in oil!"
My god there's a pandemic on caused by a respiratory illness. You can't make people laugh this hard!
And thus the Pillarstodes were born.
@@kabob0077 *MY QUIVERING ABS.*
@@Khornecussion Now all we need is Santodes to show up.
Plot twist: All of Calradia is riddled with the Plague. By giving them a healthy cow, you are giving them the better end of the deal!
You have just been SCAMMED
you can always eat your citizen
@@thespiffingbrit You can probably trade a castle or two for that cow. Maybe throw in a city to make sure.
@@tortex1 Also gotta add around a few hundred K denar as well. To really sweeten the deal
Cowvid19....
"People are paying me to rob them"
Spiff has become the IRS.
Spot on
That's capitalism for ya. You pay for food then they use that money to buy up all the land and dominate the market. Leaving you with no way to make/grow your own food unless you work for them. You have to pay to be a slave, if you dont then you starve
US people: we beat the British! No more taxes!
IRS Now: Well yes but actually no.
@@andrewgodly5739 That's retarded, under capitalism I own my own land and alot of it and can farm whatever I darn well please. Never been a slave a day in my life, nor have I starved. I think your idea of capitalism may be just a tad bit off.
@@Leignheart the land belongs to the state, you pay for the privilege of working it.
"oil so you can slide away from me"
This man has me in tears
I love seeing these videos because I loved playing warband years ago, and I hope that the developers see this videos and continue to address them as they go through early access. Also it's hilarious to see what bending you can do while they work on it.
TaleWorlds Entertainment QA Tester: 'Eugh, oh god i just had an terrible thought that I forgot something!'
TaleWorlds Entertainment QA Tester's wife: 'Shhh, don't worry. Try to go back to sleep, I'm sure it's fine.'
TaleWorlds Entertainment QA Tester: 'Yeah you're right, it's probably nothing.'
Spiff: 'Hello there!'
Most likely the devs just ignored them. Usually how it goes with testers
They probably couldnt afford the testers. It doesn't take a complex mind to see that, being how the game was in a completely broken state on release and every day for 10 days after release they pumped out bug fixes, since they gota bunch of play testers for free that payed them money to test the game for them, AKA people who bought overpriced alpha version of bannerlord...
I like how this implies that Spiff is in bed with them.
@@cslantz4020 there was a rather extensive closed beta but it was mostly for the MP portion of the game, the SP only began testing a few months before the EA release.
I just hope Spif does a video about the non-economic bugs in this game so the devs start fixing those instead of spending a week tweaking the economy.
Also, lol at the idea that this game was playtested. It's full of copy/pasted stats and code from Warband, if a corner could be cut it was.
“We have to siege the castle!”
“I *own* it, you can just walk through the front door!”
"But that is not as much fun."
"Alright that's it give me your city and your castle and 209k gold."
"You are so generous my lord."
"Oh Dear Sir I see that you have a lot of priceless lands, dont worry I can take them off your hands for you, for you see I'm just a humble Tea Merchant" says Spiff before stealing all the lands.
You had me crying with laughter with all the dialogue. Thank you for this. Subscribed!
The best part is you have to imagine that lords are going "Thank you for taking all my land and leaving me destitute. I will enjoy that oil and cow"
"Oh yeah, you can have my castles and money. No problem."
"Cow and Oil? I suppose I'll need them now that I'm broke and homeless, many thanks!"
“I Didn’t Want To Be Poor, So I Maxed Out My Trading”
This is one weaboo intelligent joke, splendid!
@@Fish-ub3wn Realife translation would be ''I didn't Want To Be Poor, So Now I live In A Country Whit No Extradition Laws''
Weeb jokes. I like.
I like you.
Nice
The Spitting Brit, young padawan, you have still much to learn ! For with this batter trick, all you have to do is, in this order (important!), ask for the settlement, offer 1 coin and then he will gadly also offer ALL his money ! That's right, for a single coin of your he offers you all his settlements and all his money !
Reason why I would love to see more bannerlord content is that it’s obvious that tale worlds is watching your vods. Most exploits from the previous vods were fixed shortly after you released them
devs
"time for the weekly bug report"
boss
"oh, did spiff put out another video? get your clipboards everyone!"
One of the best QA testers they didn't have to pay for
This was fixed a while ago.
@@tehRedRunner They owe Spiff some Tea and Biscuits at least. Minimum. Mount and Blade got tons of free advertising as well.
@@zackfishle1009 worth noting that all of the bugs Spiff posts about in this game are patched several days before he releases a video on it lol
@Alvi Syahri you can as long as you do as Spiff does and play on outdated versions of the game
You didn't tell me once to "relax with a nice hot cup of tea" throughout this entire video and I'm *pissed* . I made an entire pot of tea and drank it throughout the video just waiting for you to tell me to relax. I couldn't relax. It's all your fault.
Is that why the goose in your pic is holding a knife?
@@thenoobthatdied6489 it's exactly why. for crumpets along with my tea. also for revenge.
Spiff lived with the banner lords for too long,That's why.
@@thenoobthatdied6489 Peace was never an option!
lmfao me too
Awesome video! My campaign save file got corrupted before i could get to this point lol.
I enjoy the channel, look forward to what ever comes next.
“take this oil so you can slide away from me.” my favorite part of the the whole video 😂
Best part, the nobles faces when being duped... All either a derp, or just a massive WTF look.
Its as if even they can't believe how broken they are
Facial expressions in this game are truly glorious! lol
yep
Yep. That's like the people of the USA as they discover the multi-trillion dollar wealth transfer to the rich, that the Repugnicans and Demoncraps have recently done.
@@SimonAshworthWood well okay then...
8 Years of development, playtesting, multiple patches after Early Access release, and we have achieved "Ive never seen anything like this in a game before".
It's almost like they were dragging this out because their country's government was funding their company. And now they just made an insane amount from putting this unfinished turd on steam. We are comparable to the lords in this game giving away our land for a cow
I mean, as long as there’s no multiplayer, do the exploits honestly matter?
1. It's still in development
2. It's already plenty of fun
3. There is plenty of people online enjoying this game even if it's still in dev more than some AAA games you'd pay 60€ to get.
@@achtungbaby91u26 i just now realized why calradia looks like turkey.
lol
I can't even imagine how do you get 225 trade without cheat engine...
"If you join an Ai Kingdom at the moment, you have a very small chance of being given land"
I actually had the opposite problem on my first playthrough. When I became a vassal I was give every settlement the kingdom controlled. It got so out of hand that I had to use influence points to vote for other people to be given territory I didn't want.
I'm having the same issue. I already control Myzea, Epicrotea, and Danustica but I don't have enough men to staff garrisons for any more towns, but they keep voting for me!
Having 220 Charm is so busted because everyones relation is 90+
With the frequency of patches this games get and spiffs uncanny ability to find every bug, glitch and exploit, mount and blade will be the most stable and balanced game ever.
Tbh, we get a lot of patches cause we were sold a game in alpha state, sold as early access to use the coronavirus as a sail boost. We basically paid taleworlds for being beta testers.
That's why we get so many patches. If you read them, most things are just finishing the game little by little and correcting bugs people find.
mhmm, they already have a list of known bugs over 300+ as of 1.10(you can go and see them as they are public). he is still on 1.0 all o the bugs hes shown has been fixed on the second day. but yeah x3
@@simonsalgueiro6217 Yes it literally tells you the game is in Early Access before buying it. Also, unless Taleworlds were able to see in the future and predict the Coronavirus Pandemic, the release date was set way before that chinese man munched on the bat.
@@sultana1maadeed450 release date was not when we got it. They ditched several weeks to sell it during the confinement. Check the original release date. The one we got was announced DURING the confinement.
And I explicitly said they sold us an alpha as early access. Not that they didn't said it was early access. Do you even read before answering? It's not early access. Ea was created to check for last small fixes. Greedy dev, like taleworlds prooved to be, now use ea to make us pay for being beta testers. But we all know you are going to continue being a bootlicker to taleworlds, don't we?
I love the derpy looks on their faces, like they're dumbfounded they just gave away all their land and a large chunk of their money. XD
I tried your tea making instructions and damn it's actually really good.
The sentence "I'm pretty sure noone ever tested this feature" resonated in my brain all along the video. This is hilarious xD.
Spiff, you missed a golden opportunity! D:
You should have given the empress a horse, just so you could say "your kingdom for a horse"
This would've been legendary.
@Connection Lost really? Because I haven't heard of that phrase anywhere else apart from in reference to Shakespeare. What movies and televisions shows do you know of that have used the phrase, and even so in the shows and movies that might use it it's certainly in reference one way or another to shakespeare.
Gonna admit, I heard it from Mel Brooks' "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" as a kid long before I heard it in Shakespeare!
@Connection Lost
"Woefully boring play"? The Ian McKellan version of Richard III is one of my favourite movies. 🤗
Spiff when a game has money
"You know the rules. And so do I..."
“And then, of course, the oil... so that you may lubricate yourself, and then slide away from me” rofl bro
Hey Spiff! Your guess on the integer overflow I bet is very accurate, but the "pay to take it, then pay to get it back" does seem confusing then.
What I think is happening is that the player suffers a penalty in barters, evidenced by one of the earlier charm skills that removes a portion of that penalty. I'm thinking something about that penalty multiplier is what's driving the overflow, which is why they're willing to give it away, but also why they're paying you to get it back, since giving the settlement to them = the settlement having less value.
Realistically I think they meant for the AI to almost never give a settlement, thus a very high multiplier, which is probably why we have the overflow.
5:05 When you realize what Talas can do with wolf's head, lubricating oil and a cow!!! :)))
explain
@@Hitman2b Wolf head for hat, oil and the cow he cam make barbecue for the res of his men... ;)
@@Warden1992 yeah, lubricating oil for cooking ;)
@@thespiffingbrit sounds like a crafting recipe for a newborn Minotaur.
@@Warden1992 OH ok
Spiff: Conquered all continent, have all the money, have an invincible army.
Also Spiff: Now I finished the tutorial.
first blood in the bandit fight was a bushwacker killing his friend lol
Truly a fantastic video series.
Spiff: "This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever!"
Tsar Alexander II: **looking at Alaska and sweating profusely**
or Napoleon to Lousiana
Martin Guzzoni Well, Louisiana was completely useless to him after the loss of Haiti, so he was cutting his losses
even if Russia didn't sell Alaska there was no way they could defend against a British invasion (which was very likely) based out of canada
"I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it any further"
New york for Surinam.....
"Now I know you don't like me, but how about you give me full control of all of your land."
"Seriously?"
"...Yes..."
"Oh thank goodness, here's the deeds, and... have half my money as well."
sounds like a divorce...
@@xtreampb6309 Holy fuck, this game is just a divorce simulator.
@@rentabledwarf578 ye, obviously. The empire is just going through a slight marital dispute
I am reminded of a quote from Shakespeare “A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!”
Never seen such a literal use of that quote :P
Oooh boy King Derthert gonna be pissed when he finds out that he sold his hole kingdom for 3 goats and a broken bodkin arrow to me.
Spiff: "Bannerlord is a perfectly balanced game"
Me: playing as a baby after hitting "R" on the character creation screen.
Hmm. I have an idea for a Mitten Squad "Can you beat" video
14:55 My kingdom for an Armored Baggy Trunks!
going back and watching this, it's very clear....that man, they really made some improvements, from exploits to armor textures and visuals lol
That was an entertaining video... Thank you.
Spiff: Just look at this arrow fire!
Me: stares confused at pitch black screen
same... turned up the brightness
27:28
Ah yes, I remember Nazeem's Folly, where he told one too many a noble about how they don't get to the Cloud District very often.
*proceeds to press the shout key*
I found a video where someone speedruns to kill nazeem
Hilarious. Thanks for this enjoyable experience xD
The values of the cities are set for the cities at the start of the game. But they grow overtime thus adding more to the value and getting the overflow. They probably put the initial value close as possible to the roof value.
“Joron, sweetie! It’s land donation time!”
“Yes honey...”
For some reason when the vassals appear in person they're all lacking mouth animation. Slack jawed and in awe of the legendary Spif
KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC VIDEO!!!!! one of my favorites from way back in the day
I love the army pay section at 7:19
"U wot?"
"how much for your city?"
"i need about three fiddy"
a wolf's head, oil, and a cow. ive seen enough internet to know where this is going.
.
Straight to deviantart
What three things would you purchase for a kinky time?
😆
@@zackfishle1009 Three separate rubber zebra masks. (anyone who gets it is an absolute legend)
Great work taleworlds 10 years well spent! Congratz
Fantastic! Thanks for helping them fix this game Spiff
12:04 "People are paying me to rob them." So, everyday Britain?
If people don't pay you it's only attempted robbery.
@@CanalTremocos You clearly aren't woke enough if you do live in Britain. If you're an American, not sure you understand.
*uploaded 3 minutes ago*
OH MY GODNESS SPIFF, MY WATER IS STILL BOILING FOR CHRIST SAKE !
It's your own damn fault for not always have tea ready. You should always carry an emergency cup of tea on you. ;)
@@Torlik11 but then it would get cold :(
@@reload2893 keep it warm in a convenient thermos! Never go without tea again!
@@colin3387 that will only slow the cold for a short time...
@@Torlik11 as a non british guy, ist not that obvious
Bought Yorkshire tea yesterday because of you. Or I should say thanks to you, it's quite good.
Currently you can pull up the trade menu with any noble and hit gift and they will accept the barter and you'll gain a lot of charm Xp. You can do this quite often so traveling with a war party makes it easy to level charm.
Missed the opportunity for "My kingdom for a horse" jokes.
You're goddamn right.
"It's 4:00pm Jorah, time for your estate flattening!"
"Yes dear..."
oh gawd...those "smiling" faces when they realize they have to give their castles.
Please keep making bannerlord videos for the glory of the queen and they are also really fun to watch
Spiff: "People are paying me to steal from them."
IRS: Hold my tea.
You win the internet today my friend
so original comment, much funny
Then they'd tax you for the tea gift they just gave you.
Isaac Vincent
I think Rogers follow this business model
Spiff doesn’t want to defeat the empire. He *is* the empire!!
Spiff the legendary broker of Mount & Blade😂
It is said that people didn’t only sell land to him, they paid him to do so as well!
For last years of my, this is the most hilarious video i watch. From first minute until the end i was laughing as hell :D