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  • @joshuaray4215
    @joshuaray4215 Рік тому +3450

    Red flag when you said budget and Chipotle in the same sentence.

  • @frenchtoast9926
    @frenchtoast9926 Рік тому +927

    You’ll be on the toilet for 30 minutes that’s probably an understatement ur gonna be shitting that thing out for like 3 days

    • @lilianadelcaribe
      @lilianadelcaribe Рік тому +50

      You just have a sensitive stomach

    • @Fredrikg1992
      @Fredrikg1992 Рік тому +1

      The body can't absorb more than 20-30 grams of protein per serving, you pee the rest out. Don't waste your money on supplements.

    • @PlatActivities
      @PlatActivities Рік тому +52

      @@lilianadelcaribe fr💀 people be saying that all the time, but it never happens to me lmao

    • @andrewlee6280
      @andrewlee6280 Рік тому +8

      @@PlatActivities Omm bruh

    • @jacobbourquin7671
      @jacobbourquin7671 Рік тому +3

      That was funny lol

  • @jc9291
    @jc9291 Рік тому +251

    I stopped going to chipotle when the burritos went from $9 to $20 😂

    • @robertchasteen9909
      @robertchasteen9909 Рік тому +31

      I think you're ordering your burritos wrong...

    • @drewharrison1840
      @drewharrison1840 Рік тому

      Wtf? They are still 9 lol…. Where the fuck do you live?

    • @toxicpixel3270
      @toxicpixel3270 Рік тому +6

      It was actually only $10

    • @kylevos8551
      @kylevos8551 Рік тому +9

      My burritos still 10 dollars damn that’s the Midwest for ya 😂

    • @marshallsmith6546
      @marshallsmith6546 Рік тому

      Depends what you get on it. If you get double meat which the one by my house you have to bc your burrito will be mostly rice and stuff. Lol so yea that mug come out to a solid 15 to 17 bucks for a fast food burrito

  • @nickmason2345
    @nickmason2345 Рік тому +136

    “Sometimes they don’t charge for Guac” bruh what Chipotle you goin to lol?

    • @ZFnr4y058mr
      @ZFnr4y058mr Рік тому +5

      Mine also sometimes doesn’t charge. I think it’s more so if it’s a few hours before closing and they rather not throw the guac away. Depends on the employee tho.

    • @nickmason2345
      @nickmason2345 Рік тому +5

      @@ZFnr4y058mr damn that’s what’s up lol. At the Chipotle by me someone yells that I gotta double meat and guac to the cashier. While I sit there like 👀 lol

  • @fatnigg727
    @fatnigg727 Рік тому +432

    Budget friendly 💀💀💀

    • @dexuwastaken7079
      @dexuwastaken7079 Рік тому +47

      15$ for 2k calories is a steal lol

    • @Hispanicincel
      @Hispanicincel Рік тому +2

      @@dexuwastaken7079 facts

    • @troythemighty3683
      @troythemighty3683 Рік тому +4

      @@dexuwastaken7079 ever heard of McDonald’s? Wendy’s? Almost every other fast food place is gonna be cheaper. Not to mention you could cook your own food with half the money for a lot more calories.

    • @thecryinglaughemoji299
      @thecryinglaughemoji299 Рік тому +1

      @@dexuwastaken7079 No it's not

    • @dexuwastaken7079
      @dexuwastaken7079 Рік тому

      @@thecryinglaughemoji299 yes it is

  • @mr.plenty9370
    @mr.plenty9370 Рік тому +86

    They really tried to put “pause” to hide the fact that they kissed right after this.

  • @cringozingo8092
    @cringozingo8092 Рік тому +2

    The way he says fat as f**k gets me everytime😂

  • @cemjgamer7388
    @cemjgamer7388 Рік тому +116

    He’s right I’m still on the toilet

    • @Itslexii43
      @Itslexii43 Рік тому +1

      Omg 😂😂

    • @astleymac1
      @astleymac1 Рік тому

      Has it been 30 minutes yet?

    • @aanthonyy7848
      @aanthonyy7848 Рік тому +1

      @@astleymac1 nah an hour

    • @LK.1207
      @LK.1207 Рік тому +2

      @@aanthonyy7848 nah he's still on the toilet 3 weeks later

    • @safiyaandsimplyisthebest8045
      @safiyaandsimplyisthebest8045 Рік тому +2

      why do all americans say this? about tacobell aswell.. is it normal to get major stomac issues when eating out?

  • @bung0o
    @bung0o Рік тому +11

    Bro said they don’t charge double on anything but meat… yea aight. Extra guacamole is like 4 dollars more, then when you go to checkout that 4 dollars got like 2 dollars of tax on it alone 😭

  • @swerve-experience
    @swerve-experience Рік тому +6

    Just played the video multiple times to order at Chipotle

  • @LiftYagami
    @LiftYagami Рік тому +1

    This dude is eating my entire calorie surplus

  • @issyhighlights285
    @issyhighlights285 Рік тому +4

    Respect for saying "my skinny kings"

  • @HexiisGaming2012
    @HexiisGaming2012 Рік тому

    “Fat as fuck” Had me dude i see this video so many times randomly and laugh every time it’s so funny 🤣

  • @gozzaldi1486
    @gozzaldi1486 Рік тому

    Best way to do chipotle is:
    Chicken Bowl
    1-2 tortillas on the side for making 2 burritos.
    Rice, once they are done putting rice in bowl, then and only then do you ask for double rice.
    Beans and use same technique for couple beans.
    Chicken.
    Finally Get Every free option after chicken, as well as vinegrette on the side.
    This meal ends up being like $8-9 and is either 1 massive meal or two solid meals.

  • @petegotpints3652
    @petegotpints3652 Рік тому +1

    Find a buddy that works there and you’ll have burritos for 1.82$ , actual game changer

  • @carsonhugill2176
    @carsonhugill2176 Рік тому

    It used to be budget but new policy makes them charge $1 extra for extra beans and rice now. I go to qdoba now instead, free guac there too.

  • @SpeedHomeAttack
    @SpeedHomeAttack Рік тому

    Here’s a real budget friendly Chipotle hack, getting 2-3 burritos for the price of 1.
    1. Get a bowl and order everything mixed, such as steak & chicken, pinto & black beans etc. They’ll often give more food with them being mixed
    2. Get all the toppings you want to make it even bigger like cheese, lettuce, sour cream etc (Guacamole cost extra)
    3. Get a Tortilla on the side, it’s $0.40 each
    Enjoy, now you have enough food to wrap your own burrito 2-3 times worth depending on how big you like it.

  • @desireadaniel41
    @desireadaniel41 Рік тому

    I get the exact same thing that you get is like you were in my mind so crazy but that burrito takes me 2 days to eat lol

  • @ggagaming5421
    @ggagaming5421 Рік тому +21

    I'm at Chipotle ordering this as I thx🙂 🙏

  • @jimmybaldbird3853
    @jimmybaldbird3853 Рік тому +3

    Guys gonna ruin it for the rest of us. We all know that secret. Take this down before they start charging

  • @Lamar-ht7bh
    @Lamar-ht7bh Рік тому +1

    Just do the same thing but get a burrito bowl and a tortilla on the side. Double rice, double beans, your meat 😏, and get as many of the toppings as you can fit for extra calories. I only get 1 tortilla because I still like burrito bowls on their own but this will make 2 huge burritos if you have the right guy filling the plate.

  • @ItzDraxos
    @ItzDraxos Рік тому +5

    1900 calories damn

    • @Dre1_
      @Dre1_ 7 днів тому

      One tortilla at chipotle is like 300 calories lmao

  • @atomicmark
    @atomicmark Рік тому +2

    Maybe I’m wrong but 71g of protein for 1800 calories is like really really bad unless u don’t care about putting muscle and just want to put on size

    • @MIGGYME1
      @MIGGYME1 7 місяців тому

      I think the point of this video is just to get big

  • @Smsrules1
    @Smsrules1 Рік тому +4

    I think my guy filmed this with a mouth full of that burrito lmao

  • @Ryu_Kage.
    @Ryu_Kage. Рік тому +27

    "Budget friendly" Yeah I bet that came out to $60 for a double everything burrito 🌯

    • @drewharrison1840
      @drewharrison1840 Рік тому

      They quite literally don’t charge for double anything other than meat. That burrito cost 9$ like every other burrito

    • @drewharrison1840
      @drewharrison1840 Рік тому

      Actually he had Quac so it was 10.25. Not 60 lmao

    • @Ryu_Kage.
      @Ryu_Kage. Рік тому

      @@drewharrison1840 🧢

    • @Ryu_Kage.
      @Ryu_Kage. Рік тому

      @@drewharrison1840 I'll belive that when I see it bro

    • @drewharrison1840
      @drewharrison1840 Рік тому +2

      @@Ryu_Kage. wtf do you mean? Look on the website hahaha. Those are literally the prices

  • @TRAPLIFE4
    @TRAPLIFE4 Рік тому +8

    Put the sodium content tho…
    I say probably 3000-4000 mg sodium

    • @ericweese4279
      @ericweese4279 Рік тому

      doesn’t matter if you drink water or are active.

    • @dontavious996
      @dontavious996 Рік тому

      You need sodium or you will have health issues

  • @rezon60fps25
    @rezon60fps25 5 місяців тому

    The Chipotle I went to right after watching this didn’t have tortillas 😢
    Oh and also after eating everything he said, in a bowl I have literally been on the toilet at Chipotle for the past 10 minutes

  • @luffysleftnipple69yearsago
    @luffysleftnipple69yearsago Рік тому

    VERRRDAAA PERFECT PRONUNCIATION WOOOOOW CILLAAAANTROOOLOLOLO

  • @honeybadger1810
    @honeybadger1810 11 місяців тому

    Porcelain shattering ass blast.

  • @alancrome3684
    @alancrome3684 Рік тому +1

    Chipotle used to be sorta budget.

  • @magneticgray5.03
    @magneticgray5.03 Рік тому

    My skinny kings made me die 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gabrieldally6044
    @gabrieldally6044 Рік тому +1

    I work at Chipotle, this would drive me insane, how do you wrap that burrito

  • @abnergavarrete3188
    @abnergavarrete3188 Рік тому +1

    ordering this rn

  • @sng3939
    @sng3939 Рік тому +1

    Bro raps when he talks

  • @pozyle9821
    @pozyle9821 Рік тому

    Very satisfying

  • @sockearsstocks2390
    @sockearsstocks2390 Рік тому

    My advice with this skip extra cheese get more beans (more protein and gut busting fiber) and yeah what a great meal

  • @guiltygrain9409
    @guiltygrain9409 Рік тому +2

    Aight but how much this gon run me? 💀

  • @stephenogden5056
    @stephenogden5056 3 місяці тому

    1896 calories that my days worth of eating😂

  • @HouseFullOfCatss
    @HouseFullOfCatss Рік тому

    All you need to do is go to bad azz burritos. I’m not sure if it’s a franchise but it’s in Texas somewhere.

  • @RRICKYSPANISH
    @RRICKYSPANISH Рік тому +26

    This burrito cost me half my paycheck I'm definitely not satisfied

    • @ericweese4279
      @ericweese4279 Рік тому +5

      then don’t make $7 an hour and it won’t be a problem

    • @Hapticlover24
      @Hapticlover24 Рік тому +3

      @@ericweese4279 hold on let me talk to my boss real quick
      Edit: I got fired and I’m in dept because I bought the burrito

    • @dontavious996
      @dontavious996 Рік тому

      @@Hapticlover24 bro you make 14$. That’s below minimum wage😂. Sue ur boss

    • @zachlehkyi9951
      @zachlehkyi9951 Рік тому

      If that is half your pay cheque then maybe you should be working rather than making UA-cam comments about how poor you are and go get a better career

    • @Hapticlover24
      @Hapticlover24 Рік тому

      @@dontavious996 I don’t even work I’m in college

  • @of.beasts.and.wolves
    @of.beasts.and.wolves Рік тому

    Bro please explain your current macros for this video. I’m dumbfounded trying to figure it out

  • @jaredporter2228
    @jaredporter2228 Місяць тому

    No double chicken and double steak is where its at cause the other stuff is just plain carbs besides the beans

  • @streetdawgg
    @streetdawgg Рік тому +4

    This shit made me subscribe 😭😂

  • @denisb1223
    @denisb1223 Рік тому +1

    Bruh for half the price get yourself a pound of ground chicken breast with a couple of some cheap instant white rice and spinach .

  • @Sarp7902
    @Sarp7902 10 місяців тому

    Bruh my man literally said budget friendly

  • @nikooooo7661
    @nikooooo7661 Рік тому +1

    You get skimped getting one portion of meat. It’s been proven. Protein is way low. Spend the extra money (sadly) get double. And if ur poor ask for a sample. Easy 10 grams of protein in the samples. Lmao.

  • @TastyGuava
    @TastyGuava 8 місяців тому

    Everyone’s saying it’s expensive but it’s still $9 in my area 😭

  • @angelmedina1629
    @angelmedina1629 Рік тому +1

    Each one of they tortilla is 400 calories that’s crazy

  • @Alex-fy4yl
    @Alex-fy4yl Рік тому

    Even Nickocado Avocado can’t finish that

    • @lolboi4615
      @lolboi4615 Рік тому

      Let’s be real he could eat atleast 10

  • @cristianoz930
    @cristianoz930 Рік тому +5

    And get it in a bowl

  • @flookeys
    @flookeys Рік тому

    im on the toilet for 1 hour even from a tiny burrito from chipotle

  • @drudd0952
    @drudd0952 Рік тому

    I’d take 6 bites and go “I’m full”

  • @madhatter9962
    @madhatter9962 Рік тому

    I work there. I wanted to see her wrap that

  • @blastfire1707
    @blastfire1707 Рік тому +1

    Yesirr

  • @justincheney5125
    @justincheney5125 Рік тому

    have you ever heard of sometimes less is more??

  • @CamiloTellez2000
    @CamiloTellez2000 Рік тому +1

    double wrapped and extra cheese is a waste of calories unless you’re literally trying to dirty bulk

    • @thorfinn2749
      @thorfinn2749 Рік тому

      bro any calorie is good when bulking, not a waste of calories

  • @FoxPrinceHope
    @FoxPrinceHope Рік тому

    Bro that has almost twice the calories as a big Mac 💀

  • @nTrubl3
    @nTrubl3 Рік тому

    Budget Friendly...Double everything...Chipotle yeah ok

  • @jordanpinion7593
    @jordanpinion7593 Рік тому

    How to make every chipotle worker hate you 🤭

  • @eatonh
    @eatonh Рік тому

    Dude the bags of chips are 500 calories each. Double wrap you burrito and get two bags of chips, and you’ve already got an extra almost 1500

  • @CranesV2
    @CranesV2 Рік тому

    Just get the bowl with 2 tortillas on the side. Save some bread while getting them gains my guy

  • @uzi5009
    @uzi5009 Рік тому

    do a cutting version

  • @name032
    @name032 Рік тому

    Real bulkers don’t go to chipotle. Just straight up avocado, rice and ground beef all day baby 😤

  • @Fyrestare
    @Fyrestare Рік тому

    So when it comes to chipotle there’s actually a formula to figure out how long you’ll be on the toilet
    price of burrito % hourly wage = hours on toilet

  • @hotnedgy
    @hotnedgy Рік тому

    1900 calories is crazy

  • @mandosol22
    @mandosol22 Рік тому +4

    Ate this and felt like I didn’t need any food for the rest of the day 😭😭

    • @lordblanck7923
      @lordblanck7923 Рік тому +1

      😅 it was just bulking...like weirdly bulky

  • @dmoneyyy22
    @dmoneyyy22 7 місяців тому

    30 min???? Bro I’m in labor

  • @childishbuendeeno
    @childishbuendeeno Рік тому

    That burrito came out to $38.70.

  • @josephmyles2539
    @josephmyles2539 Рік тому +1

    71g of protein / 1900 calories lmao thats not protein dense

  • @Baozahh
    @Baozahh Рік тому

    Man is talking fast for no reason

  • @ITSGarySteel
    @ITSGarySteel Рік тому

    Are you trying to bulk or get cholesterol

  • @kinkypie6969
    @kinkypie6969 Рік тому

    Might be budget friendly but it definitely aint bowel friendly

  • @selciushassan3870
    @selciushassan3870 Рік тому

    Way more calories than that

  • @aliceullrish5251
    @aliceullrish5251 Рік тому

    So what you’re saying is, if you want a bigger burrito, get double everything? Wow, no shit Sherlock

  • @camerongreene3357
    @camerongreene3357 Рік тому +1

    Ain’t no way chipotle is “budget friendly”

    • @denzmo1139
      @denzmo1139 Рік тому

      you broke nigga

    • @egusisoup1826
      @egusisoup1826 Рік тому

      Tbf, he said budget friendly option AT chipotle. A bit of a grammar game, but he's saying this is the best option if you are craving chipotle. It's the best bang for buck AT chipotle, not the best bang for your buck that happens to be at chipotle

  • @thelaboratory3882
    @thelaboratory3882 Рік тому

    That burrito look like my child

  • @sircrackboi
    @sircrackboi Рік тому

    There is no shepawtel in my area

  • @lordtwigo8770
    @lordtwigo8770 Рік тому +1

    Just get the ingredients it’s much cheaper

  • @DistortedMAXX
    @DistortedMAXX Рік тому +1

    You could just eat half of it or something then bring it home

  • @ShutYourFaceUp
    @ShutYourFaceUp Рік тому

    1896 calories? So I’m only eating this for the day?

  • @pennyp9497
    @pennyp9497 Рік тому

    Heart attack from all that sodium

  • @helloview9182
    @helloview9182 Рік тому

    You are destroying my gatekeeping kingdom its people like you who ruin cool underground hacks

  • @muzikmind77
    @muzikmind77 Рік тому

    30 mins???? Dam

  • @coachjayward
    @coachjayward Рік тому

    Bruh this is Foreal the hack. Been hitting this Foreal

  • @kaze6037
    @kaze6037 Рік тому +5

    1900 hundred for 70g protein bro...

  • @jacielroblero13
    @jacielroblero13 Рік тому +1

    Thats a 20$ burrito

  • @SeattleSupersausage
    @SeattleSupersausage Рік тому

    salsa var-de

  • @liamearlsvlogs3821
    @liamearlsvlogs3821 Рік тому

    I just got this burrito it was only 11 dollars

  • @tonytonenyc5121
    @tonytonenyc5121 6 місяців тому

    They always charge guac bruh

  • @xfour
    @xfour Рік тому +3

    I can feel the heartburn

  • @TheGameCapsule
    @TheGameCapsule 5 місяців тому

    Cholesterol going to take you out before 30, kid.

  • @yarinlevi2012
    @yarinlevi2012 Рік тому

    Acne goes brrrrrr

  • @AnthonyCalabro
    @AnthonyCalabro Рік тому

    Just get two burritos wtf lol

  • @DimitriG45
    @DimitriG45 Рік тому

    ZERO commas or periods

  • @jarethoyle3799
    @jarethoyle3799 Рік тому

    Fun fact: your body can only consume about 30 grams of protein per hour on average

  • @lukycharms9970
    @lukycharms9970 Рік тому

    I still cannot to this day understand how eating some Spicy food makes peoples digestive system just complete loose it. I have a horrible low spice tolerance so that has nothing to do with it. If eating a burrito makes you need to go to bathroom immediately after then I’d stop worrying about bulking up and maybe start worrying about going to a GI doctor.

  • @TheNigSauce
    @TheNigSauce Рік тому

    Another “chipotle hack”….

  • @shadow_rune6178
    @shadow_rune6178 Рік тому

    What is this music called?

  • @msport8871
    @msport8871 Рік тому

    Lmao 71g protein my ass more like 40

    • @ericweese4279
      @ericweese4279 Рік тому

      bro if anything has even remotely any meat and cheese in it and it’s 2000 calories then it’s gonna be easily 60g of protein, 70 grams is literally only 280 calories worth of protein and if you’re not getting at least that out of 2000 calories then you’re probably eating ice cream. even 2000 calories of ben and jerry’s would be 30 grams of protein so you’re dead wrong

  • @childpeanut5095
    @childpeanut5095 Рік тому

    BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY THE FIRST AND LAST TIME I GOT A BURRITO THEY GAVE ME A TINY ASS KID’S BURRITO