Ulysses is such an inspiration. man has failed every but faster episode ever, but he still wakes up and tries his best. we could all learn from Ulysses. He deserves a raise and free therapy sessions. Josh is such a sore winner
Here's how Ulysses gets a win: challenge Josh to see if he can wash all those dishes faster than you can throw the finished takeout bowl in the trash! :P
I can now confirm that you worked sauté at the restaurant. Leaving the eye burning after removing the pan is the sign of a good sauté chef. Why turn it off when I know the next fire is right around the corner.
@@sumanyumehrotra4025 sauteing is cooking with a small amount of oil or fat over high heat in a thin, or shallow I should say, pan and a sauté chef is responsible for cooking meats and stuff this way, as well as preparing sauces and gravies that will go with other dishes. It’s a super important role in the kitchen and basically - they’re saying that he’s a good sauté chef because he doesn’t turn off the stove after taking the pan off because he’s about to throw something over the heat again soon after.
I used to be a manger at chipotle and I will agree the food on the line is already pre made but we spent hours prepping every single menu item by hand, even shredding 50lb blocks of cheese at 6am. And when things run out we have to either prep more or cook more food and it’s crazy. But I agree when it’s delivered it should be very quick
We live in the matrix.. We only live physically once so we shouldn’t be afraid to do anything bro, i smoke weed on my UA-cam channel and i ate Mcdonald’s inside Walmart, screw anyones opinion brotha, we in the matrix fr i watched too much andrew tate
Lmao Josh literally sent him across town in the worst area for Houston traffic for chipotle when there was probably one less than 5 minutes away. This man was set up🤣
Disagree! EVERY cooking show is about "faster". Weissman was/is one of the few that favoured QUALITY and taking the TIME to get the recipe right. "But Faster" is funny, but "But Cheaper" and "But Better" are, in fact, WAY BETTER.
I like these "faster than" videos a lot. You illustrate what steps can be eliminated in a pinch. Results not as good as using all the proper steps, but highly acceptable results. Thanks.
I think that Josh should be allowed to incorporate the time spent ordering the food into his time prepping and cooking. No one asked, but it must be said. All the love, Papa.
Idk about you but 98% of the time i get fastfood im usually driving home from work or errands so i think the opposite it should start from ordering at the store and waiting
Start time 11:33. End time 12:08. Ain’t no way in hell it’s taking me more than 35 minutes to get Chipotle. You can’t throw a rock without hitting a Chipotle in Houston lmao. Josh out here with the deception. Talking about 15min to drive somewhere 🤣🤣🤣
He's gone corporate. We need to demand better - he's pandering to the lowest common denominator now. Here's an idea - have the guy beat you (because sometimes eating out IS in fact faster) but show him how a few extra minutes at home can make the experience exponentially better? Would that hurt Papa's ego? There's not a chance I'm watching this series until the score gets settled.
Ordered my Papatapa merch just now. So hyped just got the beanie but in fairness I wear beanies every single day so it'll always be on. Dude you're a huge influence and reason why I'm pursuing cooking and I just had to get the clothes to show it. Keep inspiring.
Is it just me, or having restaurant locations for take out be 15 minute drive away seem far? If I'm grabbing take out, it should be 5 minutes away. Having 30 minutes of driving makes "but faster" an easy contest.
Well depends on if your using door dash or something related, It always takes them forever when the restaurant is like a mile away....sometimes I come home afterwork too tired to cook or go out again for food lol
@@GeoffWilde if you include stuff like shopping and cleaning and are a slower cook than Josh this is probably approaching 3 hours. There is a lot of food that is better suited for home cooking than what he is showing off on the channel.
5:55 I just love how he takes the pan off the stove and then just leaves the heat on, and i was just watching it, still on, and was like "josh, josh, JOSH , JOSJSJ THE FIReR" and then he turned it off lol
Calling him papa is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen. Wow. Like he calls himself papa and it's cringy but seeing this comment sent me over the edge.
For those of you wondering what to do with half an onion, this happens to me all the time. To solve the problem, I have invented the French Onion Sandwich. Literally just fry the onion til it's jammy and sweet and eat it on toasted sourdough with mayo, provolone, and optional bacon
Love your content. Also, whoever edits these videos.. awesome. The edits are gold, make the content even better! Some people overdo it but this is just enough to not be over the top.
real way this should be done is include ordering time include cleanup washing dishes mopping the floor i see that floor josh throwing out the takeout container include ingrerdient prep time etc.
Glad to finally be able to catch a video fairly early. Definitely going to be grabbing merch and hopefully in the future aprons become something you sell.
This video came just in time! I woke up super early (never do that), saw a steak video and got hungry, ran to the store, got steak (never do that), cooked the steak (which cost an arm and a leg, and then some), and no one wants to eat it.
I don't want to be "that guy", but I'm not really excited for this merch. I hope that people love and buy the shit out of it, but it really doesn't scream Joshua Weissman. Nobody is gonna stop me and ask me about my shirt here. I wanna wear merch that gets people to ask me where it's from and why. Maybe like a Papa Kiss shirt with your face and a bowl of noodles, or a loaf of bread? Or a bowl of dough being decimated by a fist? Or a but faster shirt with you running at mach speeds. Something where I can show my love for you and draw the eye and make people ask me about whatever I'm wearing. Not for me....well a little for me....but also I can say "Oh you've never heard of Joshua Weissman? I love him!" and explain why I love watching you. Your modeling team is top notch tho lol. Sorry if I made anyone feel bad, this is supposed to be constructive.
I have been watching Joshua's videos for years, even bought his cookbook (which I highly recommend), but this is the first time I have seen one posted only minutes prior.
I feel like the goal of these types of series, is to encourage people to cook more at home instead of ordering. The problem is people are inherently lazy, so they will always choose a delivery of food, even if it is mediocre at best, instead of cooking for themselves. Even if it saves money, time is something that not everyone has an abundance of, so while you are waiting for someone else to deliver your mediocre pre-cooked food from a chain restaurant, you can use that time to do something else instead of outright cooking.
Another awesome meal tutorial. I love your advertisement for your clothes and accessories I am differently gonna buy some . Your awesome ! And your friends too! 😊😊🤓
Not affiliated, but the Instant Pot Evo Duo Plus is a huge step up. Heatproof handles on the bowl, for a start. Thought of it when you nearly burned your fingers. (The handles also stop the bowl annoyingly spinning when you stir.) Plus sous-vide function and a much easier and safer pressure release. Lots more manual control as well.
Since you've done the taco bell Quesarito but better, you should do a Chipotle version of the Quesoritto but better...I say this as a Chipotle worker because I want a recipe to make at home lmao
Ulysses is such an inspiration. man has failed every but faster episode ever, but he still wakes up and tries his best. we could all learn from Ulysses. He deserves a raise and free therapy sessions. Josh is such a sore winner
Ulysses is the real goat here
what even
We all know he lost it cos he changed shirt when he could have been avoiding red lights ;)
ummm... losing against Josh is part of the concept and the show chill lol
It's cause he takes unnecessarily longer than normal
Your crew deserves an Emmy for their performance in that ad 😂😂
🤯🤯🤯🤯
Take it easy ma am .
You liked this we got It,no emmy for stupid stuffs that amuse low class
Kendrick modeled the best 😂
Here's how Ulysses gets a win: challenge Josh to see if he can wash all those dishes faster than you can throw the finished takeout bowl in the trash! :P
And ingredients prep😭
👏 yes get Ulysses a win
Dude best comment in this series
Dishwasher!
Use disposable plates 🤦♂️
I can now confirm that you worked sauté at the restaurant. Leaving the eye burning after removing the pan is the sign of a good sauté chef. Why turn it off when I know the next fire is right around the corner.
explain further?
can you explain in simpler words lol I'm kinda interested
@@BlowUpTheOutsideWorld He left the flame on his stove on and ready for another pan.
@@sumanyumehrotra4025 sauteing is cooking with a small amount of oil or fat over high heat in a thin, or shallow I should say, pan and a sauté chef is responsible for cooking meats and stuff this way, as well as preparing sauces and gravies that will go with other dishes. It’s a super important role in the kitchen and basically - they’re saying that he’s a good sauté chef because he doesn’t turn off the stove after taking the pan off because he’s about to throw something over the heat again soon after.
You don’t think he just forgot? Lol I did this last week😭
I used to be a manger at chipotle and I will agree the food on the line is already pre made but we spent hours prepping every single menu item by hand, even shredding 50lb blocks of cheese at 6am. And when things run out we have to either prep more or cook more food and it’s crazy. But I agree when it’s delivered it should be very quick
I know this is a 2 year comment but gimmie that cheese block
Absolutely living for the modelling of the outfits by your team
11/10 advertisement
We live in the matrix.. We only live physically once so we shouldn’t be afraid to do anything bro, i smoke weed on my UA-cam channel and i ate Mcdonald’s inside Walmart, screw anyones opinion brotha, we in the matrix fr i watched too much andrew tate
😂😂😂 right! Best supporting actors!
exactly. Victorias secret has nothing on these fine ass people.
@@SevenHunnid you know you have only one life, and this is what you choose to do with it? Good little consumer
Lmao Josh literally sent him across town in the worst area for Houston traffic for chipotle when there was probably one less than 5 minutes away. This man was set up🤣
Not to mention it’s Chipotle which isn’t that hard to be better than
I was thinking the same once I saw the highway sign🤣
Do you think he would win if he didn't rig the challenge?
I wish he’d account the time spent at the groceries
He has rigged them all so far. Not really a fair fight.
Of all the series you do, this is the most entertaining. Great concept, great commentary, and I can learn efficiency in a kitchen.
How? If the douche actually went shopping for the ingredients it wouldn't be "but faster" at all
Disagree! EVERY cooking show is about "faster". Weissman was/is one of the few that favoured QUALITY and taking the TIME to get the recipe right. "But Faster" is funny, but "But Cheaper" and "But Better" are, in fact, WAY BETTER.
@@sophieg8522 its his opinion bro u cant tell him hes wrong if its what he believes
@@lillyhill5473 lol do you not see the irony of YOUR comment? :)
@@sophieg8522 why tf you talk like a 40 year old man
I love the fact that he didn't say "ooniion" for a while, but he nailed it again with that beautiful sound at 2:58.
I like these "faster than" videos a lot. You illustrate what steps can be eliminated in a pinch. Results not as good as using all the proper steps, but highly acceptable results. Thanks.
His friend, his team, their energy is everything
He doesn't even take Ulisses vote on the taste test into count, cause he already knows he is gonna vote for the take out he went to get lol
I think that Josh should be allowed to incorporate the time spent ordering the food into his time prepping and cooking. No one asked, but it must be said. All the love, Papa.
Agreed
Idk about you but 98% of the time i get fastfood im usually driving home from work or errands so i think the opposite it should start from ordering at the store and waiting
Start time 11:33. End time 12:08. Ain’t no way in hell it’s taking me more than 35 minutes to get Chipotle. You can’t throw a rock without hitting a Chipotle in Houston lmao. Josh out here with the deception. Talking about 15min to drive somewhere 🤣🤣🤣
He's gone corporate. We need to demand better - he's pandering to the lowest common denominator now. Here's an idea - have the guy beat you (because sometimes eating out IS in fact faster) but show him how a few extra minutes at home can make the experience exponentially better? Would that hurt Papa's ego? There's not a chance I'm watching this series until the score gets settled.
I love this series, it showcases how often fast food just isn't fast and/or how to do it yourself (prices nowadays...)
The "Damn gurrllll" at 2:21 has me absolutely in tears lmao great vid as always
Glad to see you've embraced the beauty of instant pot for rice, Josh.
Ulysses: why am I losing against Josh ?
Also Ulysses:*takes time off-camera to change his t-shirt*
Ordered my Papatapa merch just now. So hyped just got the beanie but in fairness I wear beanies every single day so it'll always be on. Dude you're a huge influence and reason why I'm pursuing cooking and I just had to get the clothes to show it. Keep inspiring.
6:23 “I love beanis” had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂
I want Josh to do this all on one stove because WHO THE HELL HAS THREE DIFFERENT COOK AREAS????
I don’t know why but the But Fasters are consistently the funniest episodes.
I REALLY apreciated the fan service at the beginning... Got a little BUZZ goin bruther, and man i was crying i was laughing so hard. Good shit mane
6:28 Literally the entire highway is passing him. Then he wonders why he loses all the time.
dude is going a 30 while everyone else going a 55 lmao
Is it just me, or having restaurant locations for take out be 15 minute drive away seem far? If I'm grabbing take out, it should be 5 minutes away. Having 30 minutes of driving makes "but faster" an easy contest.
Not just you
Well depends on if your using door dash or something related, It always takes them forever when the restaurant is like a mile away....sometimes I come home afterwork too tired to cook or go out again for food lol
Does it even matter? The point of the video is that you can cook decent meals fast
@@GeoffWilde if you include stuff like shopping and cleaning and are a slower cook than Josh this is probably approaching 3 hours.
There is a lot of food that is better suited for home cooking than what he is showing off on the channel.
I’m literally eating chipotle right now and was thinking I needed to make my own and was thinking of you this is insane lol
I love a good burrito bowl!! So hearty and can be healthy snd balanced too!! ❤️❤️❤️
Agreed! Always a fan favorite
@@khalilahd. this is crazy😭I see your commenting everywhere WTFreak!!!
it would be healthy with dark rice and not white. white rice and white pasta is the worst one and not healthy
@@jurassicdino3000 🤡
I just discovered the unadulterated joy and bliss of a barbecoa borito bowl.
5:55 I just love how he takes the pan off the stove and then just leaves the heat on, and i was just watching it, still on, and was like "josh, josh, JOSH , JOSJSJ THE FIReR" and then he turned it off lol
@8:09 - is that the victory dance??? You should trademark that.😂
Me and my 4 year old love your videos, he really wishes there was more but faster ones and we are rooting for you Ulysses
I love you and your channel, Joshua!!!!! So fun, thank you to you and your crew!!!!!
Mr. Weissman never had a Burrito Bowl but now will try one , THANK YOU for your Recipes .
You should do a but faster x but better x but cheaper all in once episode for one dish. That would be awesome
All of the clothing stores should hire you for making their commercials
Glad I finally get to see Papa's videos right as they are uploaded. What an honor. I will be purchasing papa merch for he is my lord and savior.
Calling him papa is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen. Wow. Like he calls himself papa and it's cringy but seeing this comment sent me over the edge.
@@Royalty_girlie cool story bro
In all honesty, it's painful, cause I then have to put in the timings for SponsorBlock manually myself
@@joeyzuloaga6564 oh no is somebody upset that I offended their papa 🥺
@@Royalty_girlie It's a joke my friend
My family wondering why i sweat while cooking when im legit doing everything from scratch and josh doing his symphony is what im doing
Even when limited by time Joshua finds a way to put mayo on Mexican food.
Chipotle is American-Mexican food not authentic Mexican. Just like how Panda Express is American-Chinese and not Chinese.
I love these new vids!! & Ad for the merch was like an actual modeling ad, but with sarcasm. Love It!! 🤣🤣⚰️⚰️
For those of you wondering what to do with half an onion, this happens to me all the time. To solve the problem, I have invented the French Onion Sandwich.
Literally just fry the onion til it's jammy and sweet and eat it on toasted sourdough with mayo, provolone, and optional bacon
Oh, oh! that sounds amazing, and I hate onions!
To really make this an accurate comparison, I think they should add clean up time to Josh's time.
Love your content. Also, whoever edits these videos.. awesome. The edits are gold, make the content even better! Some people overdo it but this is just enough to not be over the top.
5:51 Did Josh basically just bring the "This is fine" meme to life?
the vibe of this one really gave me a little giggle
i love beanis !
STOP YELLING AT ME.!!!.
😂🤣😂.
I did this once and the time and ingredients made it insane...the red sauce alone was crazy but came out great
Absolutely amazing 💯 I just bought Joshua's cookbook, lovely, delicious and easy recipes 😋
we want to see a recipe using all the functions of the new stove you got
real way this should be done is include ordering time include cleanup washing dishes mopping the floor i see that floor josh throwing out the takeout container include ingrerdient prep time etc.
Glad to finally be able to catch a video fairly early. Definitely going to be grabbing merch and hopefully in the future aprons become something you sell.
Ulysses out here repoin the merch so hard on the drive. Give that man a RAISE.
that merch makes me want papa to give me some tapa 🥴😵
3:19 I like how there's an onion from earlier down there too
Lol no way this driver tryna win this challenge. 😂 he legit enjoying his 10 minutes on camera
Josh, when you don’t watch what you’re rapidly cutting, it makes me want to barf 🤣 I could never
This video came just in time!
I woke up super early (never do that), saw a steak video and got hungry, ran to the store, got steak (never do that), cooked the steak (which cost an arm and a leg, and then some), and no one wants to eat it.
5:00
“Waltzing between pans”
*plays Jazz*
Saw the banana shirt, bought banana shirt. That’s the best merch on this platform for sure!
I just made this. Incredible recipe. Thanks, my guy.
I watch muted with cc on most of the time. Subtitles at 6:27 had me rolling 😂
THE best crew ❤️👊🏾
I don't want to be "that guy", but I'm not really excited for this merch. I hope that people love and buy the shit out of it, but it really doesn't scream Joshua Weissman. Nobody is gonna stop me and ask me about my shirt here. I wanna wear merch that gets people to ask me where it's from and why. Maybe like a Papa Kiss shirt with your face and a bowl of noodles, or a loaf of bread? Or a bowl of dough being decimated by a fist? Or a but faster shirt with you running at mach speeds. Something where I can show my love for you and draw the eye and make people ask me about whatever I'm wearing. Not for me....well a little for me....but also I can say "Oh you've never heard of Joshua Weissman? I love him!" and explain why I love watching you. Your modeling team is top notch tho lol. Sorry if I made anyone feel bad, this is supposed to be constructive.
I love this dang channel
I have been watching Joshua's videos for years, even bought his cookbook (which I highly recommend), but this is the first time I have seen one posted only minutes prior.
Lame af
Hey! I bought your cookbook from Kmart in Australia yesterday! Was so excited when I seen it
I felt like I wasn’t getting the true experience so I turned on 2x speed
Josh truly is the fastest hand this side of the Mississippi
I’m a Chipotle worker and I finished making a burrito bowl 30 seconds into the video 🥱
we gonna count the soak time for the beans or cook time for the rice? No way Joshy clocks a prepped restaurant
He used a pressure cooker for the rice to speed up the cook time and you don't need to soak canned beans.
took me like 30 minutes to make rice alone the other night. Chipotle will be here by then.
"Get all the honeys, get all the hubbies. Your life, your choice." This is the allyship we need. Absolutely based.
Love this crew
6:23 *Josh:* My benis is almost ready
*Me:* 🤔
*Josh again:* I love benis
*Me:* that's mighty sus
Breaking news : *Chipotle reached out to Joshua to reinvent their menu*
This was sooooo good. Thank you for sharing
The editing is …. Money! I’m dying 😂
My addiction to your channel has me only clicking on your videos getting on UA-cam 😂😂
I feel like the goal of these types of series, is to encourage people to cook more at home instead of ordering. The problem is people are inherently lazy, so they will always choose a delivery of food, even if it is mediocre at best, instead of cooking for themselves. Even if it saves money, time is something that not everyone has an abundance of, so while you are waiting for someone else to deliver your mediocre pre-cooked food from a chain restaurant, you can use that time to do something else instead of outright cooking.
the cooking also looks a lot more fun than sitting in traffic
Tell him he doesn't "lose every time" but he does what's necessary to prove a point.
Bruh the pronunciation of Maldon in Maldon Salt made me laugh 😂 as a brit who lives in Essex, where Maldon is, its pronounced Mall-Dun lol
Got both shirts, let’s go Josh, happy to support!
Simp
I did not realize you and your friends are so funny 😂 I love it here
I SAW THAT! @5:36 you had a pepper fly out that pan!
My favorite UA-cam video of all time
Another awesome meal tutorial. I love your advertisement for your clothes and accessories I am differently gonna buy some . Your awesome ! And your friends too! 😊😊🤓
Just received your cookbook and already flagged 50 recipes. Thanks for the quality content and cookbook!
Damn, bro's complexion is looking good today
"Takes you two hours to grate cheese" daaaang papa you goin hard on these people
"shut the hell up, takes you like fking 2hr to grate cheese" LMFAOOOO
Ulisses does his best!!! And that's what matters :)
Ulises you make my day! But speed up a lil bit, all that traffic is passing you. Okay time to order my papatapa!
Not affiliated, but the Instant Pot Evo Duo Plus is a huge step up. Heatproof handles on the bowl, for a start. Thought of it when you nearly burned your fingers. (The handles also stop the bowl annoyingly spinning when you stir.) Plus sous-vide function and a much easier and safer pressure release. Lots more manual control as well.
These days, leaving the house to pick up the order makes it a But Cheaper too.
The whole modeling section at the beginning was on point
Who else loves it when PaPA *BASTES* mmmhmmhm BAStessssss
Since you've done the taco bell Quesarito but better, you should do a Chipotle version of the Quesoritto but better...I say this as a Chipotle worker because I want a recipe to make at home lmao
I just found your content. It's great! I can't wait to make your beans tomorrow. ✌🏽
All the other but fasters looked like Aww I could do this. But this one you looked frantic the entire time.
That looks like he's driving in Houston traffic and it makes me happy for some reason
Time. Joshua Weissman and Family. The answer is time..
This is one of your best.
New Intro is Fire. 🔥🔥🔥🔥