ASMR | Asking You (Kinda) Unhinged Questions

List of questions:
Have you ever been abducted by aliens?
If you knew you were about to die, which friend would you like to die with?
If you were a dictator, what’s the first law you’d enforce?
Do you wash your feet with soap, or do you let it trickle down?
Why is your life unfair?
When was the last time you punched someone in the face?
Do you believe everyone deserves love?
Which dinosaur do you think is kinda hot?
How many days can you go without taking a shower?
Do you have any warts right now?
Have you ever broken a law?
Do you brush your tongue?
What do you think about pre-nups?
Is it reasonable to steal from big companies?
Are you manipulative?
Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
Do you think all babies are cute?
Are you friends with some of your exes?
What conspiracy theory do you believe?
Can you smell coffee in your pee after you drink it?
What animated character are you attracted to?
Have you ever been arrested? What for?
If you could safely die and then come back to life, would you do it?
Do you do any drugs?
What do you think of open relationships?
How often do you clean your toilet?
Do you grow any hair in unusual places?
Have you ever cheated on someone?
What is your worst personality trait?
How often do you change your bed sheets?
Do you think you would describe yourself as a narcissist? What about a sociopath? Psychopath?
How many times a week do you poop?
If you had to fight one of your family members in a cage match, who would it be and why?
Have you ever stalked someone?
If you had to pick one of your exes to date again, who would it be?
Have you ever had a restraining order filed against you?
Do you like the taste of toothpaste?
Have you ever had any STDs?
What would you do if I said I love you right now?
Do you like your mom or your dad better? Why?
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
If you had to fake your death, how would you do it?
Would you replace your arms with scissors or swords?
What’s your most irrational fear that you haven’t told anyone?
If you were arrested, what would everyone assume you did?
If you had to sell one of your organs for money, which one would you pick and why?
Who’s someone you’d delete from your life if you could get away with it?
Do you see yourself as high maintenance?
Why is it called "beauty sleep" even though you wake up looking like a hot mess?
What’s the biggest thing you’ve gotten away with that no one knows about?
Do you think you’re attractive?
How many bank accounts do you have in your name?
What would you do if you found a dead body in your hotel room?
What do you think is the ugliest part of your body?
Have you ever been tempted to sleep inside the fridge?
Were you a cute baby?
If you were to start a cult, what would be the main philosophy of the cult?
Do you enjoy the smell of your own fart?
Have you ever peed while sleeping?
Which corporation would you bankrupt if you had the chance?
Have you ever sucked someone’s toes?
What do you usually think about while you are on the toilet?
Have you had any plastic surgery?
Why would someone want to be your friend?
How long do you think you will be remembered after the day that you die?
What have you been diagnosed with medically?
Can you describe the smell of your armpits?
Do you think everyone has a right to be happy?
Have you ever slapped someone because of something they said?
How many times did you sneeze today?
Do you believe in afterlife?
How are you feeling after answering these questions?
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