Roberu x Matsuri - Tall Order
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- Опубліковано 6 чер 2020
- SOURCE 👉 • 【雑談コラボ】やって来てしまったで、この時が...
❓WHO❓
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Name: Yukoku Roberu
Twitter: / yukokuroberu
UA-cam: / @yukokuroberu
Roberu is a virtual UA-camr and member of Holostars. He's a fast-talking bartender who's always ready with a witty comeback or remark. He's known for being an accomplished producer in Idolmaster, among other games he plays.
Name: Natsuiro Matsuri
Twitter: / natsuiromatsuri
UA-cam: / @natsuiromatsuri
Matsuri is a virtual UA-camr and member of Hololive. She has a fun and energetic personality, and also loves to sing. She regularly streams various games, chatting, singing, and anything else she thinks will be fun.
❓HOW TO WATCH❓
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There's plenty to enjoy, even if you don't understand Japanese.
Other aspiring producers may be interested in Robel's Idolmaster series:
• Playlist
He also enjoys a good drive in Mario Kart, often with additional self-imposed rules:
• Playlist
You can check out Matsuri's MK streams as well:
/ @natsuiromatsuri
Matsuri also loves to sing, and does many karaoke streams and covers:
/ @natsuiromatsuri
Matsuri: • 歌ってみた動画
Robel hosts many guests at his Bar Robel, with Matsuri being the most recent:
• BAR ROBEL －来店履歴－
❓HOW TO SUPPORT❓
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You can sign up for channel membership to get some nice chat perks, occasional exclusive content (check the "community" tab), and to show your support each month:
/ @natsuiromatsuri
(Robel does not yet have membership enabled)
If you happen to catch a stream live, you can always send a superchat. Members will usually thank all the donors at the end of the stream. Remember that a donation is mainly to show support, and won't guarantee you any recognition.
Merchandise (including voice packs) is also available on the official Hololive online store:
(JP) hololive.booth.pm/
(EN) www.geekjack.net/cover_character
🔗LINKS🔗
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Hololive Official EN: / hololive_en
My translations Twitter: / lygert - Розваги
![Just Ruri Nee Roasting EROBERU For 10 Minutes [ENG SUB/HOLOSTARS] | Roberu Yukoku [夕刻 ロベル]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/c-_xBh0Upic/mqdefault.jpg)
![Just Ruri Nee Roasting EROBERU For 10 Minutes [ENG SUB/HOLOSTARS] | Roberu Yukoku [夕刻 ロベル]](/img/tr.png)
![[Hololive] Natsuiro Matsuri enters the world of Shiny Colors [Eng Sub]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hqGh9vd5L64/mqdefault.jpg)
It was time for Roberu to leave. He had experienced Matsuri.
BUT HE COULDN'T LEAVE. THIS WAS HIS BAR.
And it'd be a terrible fucking idea to leave Matsuri alone with all that alcohol around...
Is this what it’s like to experience true fear?
@@Kanchito Nah. The best idea in the whole fucking universe.
And now he knows what YAGOO goes through. Imagine if YAGOO goes to Robel to drown his sorrows after witnessing one of Matsuri's antics just to find her there too.
Only Chaika know on how to handle Matsuri.
And that is why Roberu no longer serves alcohol to Matsuri at his bar.
-No alchohol to minors
-Show ID
-No alchohol to Matsuri
Nor to senchou either I would assume
@@jtktheboss5474 Well, with how Matsuri is.... Senchou's probably pretty sane when drunk compared to her. ✌️😂
@@jtktheboss5474
I think she has more control than Matsuri in such a situation
@@kyonbrace5487 Dunno about control, but senchou is immensely sociable, so it's unlikely she'd ever make someone significantly uncomfortable by accident
Like seriously, senchou out here making introverts (koro-san) seem like extroverts through the power of middle manning
Roberu is the perfect straightman for Matsuri's shenanigans.
Agreed
Our son is quite normal in comparison to her.
tsukkomi 100, he even has the dialect
@@DrORRB-qm7fl No one can be like God
I think dealing with matsuri almost gave Robel a stroke-
He lost a braincell every second he's there
Normally Robel manages to take people out of their shells in his bar... Then Matsuri came and he had to create one for himself to escape the fear
@@gnochhuos645 no.
@@benitohermano4595 Matsuri always gets what she wants.
Cong Vu: Butterfly, I think.
"You want the job?"
*sound of sharp inhaling and things being knocked over as Roberu reflexively prepares to run far, far away*
he must've choked on his drink at that question
@@Hawwwlucha Yeah. He spit it and put the glass down
I think that it's closer to a spitting/choking sound than inhaling..
He be hella BIKKURISHITA..😂
i was sure he was already a block away from there until he answered back
Drunk matsuri is 10x even more dangerous I definitely see why he was scared
Yeah, she sounds genuinely plastered here. Also her drunk laugh at 5:06.
Even Kaichou Coco was uncomfortable
It's funny how seamlessly she degenerates down to lolimatsuri when she described her ideal big brother.
@@Cyclobomber she be a cultured girl tho
Not only girls, now these holostars are in Matsuri's hunting range. She would rip their purity using her usual force.
It's fine, friends bully one another.
Hamsterling - ハムスターリング Matsuri is really good at bullying the Holostars especially Rikka, granted he tends to walk right into it. But yeagh they definitely know she is just being friendly and isn't actually being mean. You know I actually saw a comment on an older translated Holostars video that actually thought Matsuri was serious in bullying them? It was pretty ridiculous, they were so adamant about it lol.
I want to see her go up against TriNero and somehow shatter like the glass cannon she is
And then she gets drunk near Kaoru and... Well, let's say the boy will squeal like a girl.
Chaika beat Matsuri at her own game, though. Go figure. XD
That's not an older brother anymore, that's more like Matsuri's stand
My thoughts exactly.
Finally a worthy opponent for Hatotaurus
Stando powah
Wasn't mio the one with the stand
Roberu doesn't know how to handle Natsuiro "Glass Canon" Matsuri. He should've said something like "Oh, do you want me to become your onii-chan?" with a sexy voice and she would have been completely defeated.
As another comment said, they are afraid of being chewed by the idol simps.
@@kilo1951 Rather Matsuri is actively using them as a weapon in this stream lol
all he had to say was "oy oy, think about how your real brother must be feeling right now! don't forget about him" and it'd be GG
Ah, but that would've closed the conversation window, lol. Roberu's the master of dragging something out like this until it reaches peak comedy.
I think she would've call the police for real lol
I just realised, she's not hunting for love a lover.
She's hunting for prey
Robel’s model looks so cool. Probably one of the more unique vtuber model that I’ve seen.
agree
I really love the shading they did on him
His art and character design is amazing
I really wonder why only his model has such a different style compared to the usual anime one everybody else has
And the way he talk and those mouth is unique, the charm intensify
>suggesting Roberu to be Shota Onii-chan
>suddenly say it's gross and sick to take a bath with Roberu + cry card
Oh no, she's mastering the art of tsundere...
Nah friend, this isn't tsundere. This is calculated silver-tongued desintegration. She sets it up and then lets chat destroy him for her. The power of crocodile tears.
@@yoursonisold8743 Using her 100 atk points to the max
@@yoursonisold8743 You sounds like you have experienced it personally
@@Meonium just girls things.
@@yoursonisold8743 Fans from both sides kept apologizing and sending encouraging to Roberu in the live chat the entire stream, though. Even Matsuri fans acknowledge all the nonsense and chaos the girl brings on collabs.
Us Holostars fans: sure hope we can get more collabs with Hololive!
Matsuri: *curls the whole monkey's paw in one go* "you will learn the weight of a wish, friend!"
that is surprisingly very threatening.
It's amazing how clearly Roberu's avatar communicates his mental double-takes.
Matsuri's younger brother: Am I not enough?
I wonder if they took a bath together.
@@Necroneer one big family bath lmao
@@Necroneer oi oi o- wait i do that too
@@Necroneer Sweet Home Alabama
Otouto-kun is not enough apparently.
I can only imagine Robel sweating extremely ww
I like how at 3:55 he almost looks afraid that he's going to get beaten up by her imaginary brother.
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5:17 what a bad timing to say that when someone is drinking
The timing lmao
I've seen enough to know where this is going
The unintentional spittake and audible glass being quickly out down
3:53 Winning Son turned his head fast af when he heard that omfg
mans posture changed faster than the speed of light
First time seeing Roberu, and I could feel his internal struggle radiating through this clip. Even the audience was like "Ganbarre Roberu!"
4:33 You can physically grasp Roberu''s confusion from just the silence, christ, what a man has to do to have a girl make sense for once? Thanks for the translation and hard work!
Roberu was left alone to deal with drunk Matsuri? Poor man...he deserves a promotion. If he is still mentally stable, that is.
He's already the owner of the bar, but I agree. He deserves a promotion on top of that.
"He's inside me"
-"So this brother inside your head"
Dodged that one as smoothly as butter
5:17 I love how Roberu almost dropped whatever he's drinking.
There's always this thin line that Holostars Vtubers are walking on when they collab with Hololive where if they fall, the Idol fans will chew them to bits and they know it. I feel bad for them but it's kinda hilarious seeing them avoiding certain doom
True. Big props too to fubuki and matsuri helping them out while ignoring the hundreds of dislikes they get whenever they collab with holostars
I wonder if the idol fans hate male nijisanji too
@@ChronicalV I think the expectations are different over there. If anything it seems like the fans encourage/support it.
Why? Am i missing something here?
@@combatbenyamin i mean the idol fans of hololive. Nijisanji is not really an idol company.
Oh no, did anyone give Robel any instructions on how to deal with Matsuri? Poor guy.
Short answer: Nope.
3:07 are we just gonna ignore this?
her onii-chan is actually an object
Yes, her brother is inside her
Nope. I saw that.
I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that....
This is the kind of content why I want hololive to interact with holostars more, I've been laughing the entire 7 minutes
This conversation started and ended really different for Roberu
4:41 Same, mate.
She's scaring me too
Shota oniichan... makes you wonder what's going on inside matsuri's head sometimes
Also I'm pretty sure there is a doujin of that
I've seen at least 10 doujins with that premise
You guys ain't seen nothing yet... *YET*
@@PhuNguyen-ph6lx code
That's supposed to be his name. Shouta is a name that exists. If he's her oniichan he can't be a shota in the strict sense.
Matsuri: Wants a “big brother.”
Roberu: That is not the law of equivalent exchange.
This is when Roberu started enforcing age restrictions at his bar.
_"Big Brother Shota"_
-FBI- *Police : "Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right"*
Drunk Matsuri? She is too strong for Roberu to handle this, call Yashiro or Chaika xD
*confused sirens*
Matsuri: He'd kind, when I'm grumpy he'd buy sweets, he'd sleep with me, hugged me and when I go out, he'd pat me on the head.
Me: Ah, Matsuri so cute! ( ◜‿◝ )
Matsuri: And he'd get in the bath with me
Me: ( ◜‿◝ ;)
Yabai moment
wayment
c h o t t o
m a t t e
Us: There's something wrong with what she wants, we can feel it. 😳
i can hear lyger dying noises
lmfao
Probably sobbing sadly while editing this video
Aamon I'm sure this is just a joke and I'm not trying to start anything, I'm genuinely curious. This isn't the first time I've seen someone say something similar to this, the last I believe was on one of the Choco-Matsuri ASMR videos. Is there something people have against lyger or is this just a joke (about his singular focus on Matsuri). The Internet makes it hard to tell for me sometimes unfortunately.
@@Kusamancer the latter
Serves him right.
3:09
Hold up
CHOOTTTTOOOOOO
MATTTEEEEEEE
You can see the difference in art style and their respective target markets from matsuri and roberu
The Holostar representative survived this encounter but may need supportive therapy for a while. =P
"Fast-talking bartender who's always ready with a witty comeback or remark"
He is, until he met Matsuri.
i keep coming back to his clip just to hear roberu spit his drink out
For real, that caught me off guard too lol
6:15 words cant express how much i love that his head turned to stare us in our souls at this moment
1:25 notice the smile goes away when she says "sleeps with me"
i never noticed that its hilarious
This is why I love LiveStar collabs. Moments like this is much more relatable as a dude whose been at the receiving end of a girl's shenanigans xD
2:43
"what's the equivalent exchange for that?"
Her Sanity
2:18 that reaction from robel is understandable lmao
wen she started crying he really started acting like a brother lmao "pls stop crying dont tell mom" type beat
I didn't realize holostars avatar are much more detailed than its counterpart
Even roberu realizes that what matsuri wants is not a "big brother" but a god damn doting shota bf. It's only her that doesn't realize this. Or don't want to.
5:17 Man damn near spits his drink out lol. I love this clip so much.
0:59 that laugh is incredible. The man can’t keep it together. Love it.
The way his head shoots left at 3:53 always gets me
LMFAO all that visible confusion from Roberu
Gives him the job calls him gross for it and forces him to apologize lmao Matsuri Logic wins again!
5:22 Roberu's chaining tsukkomi combo's like it's a fighting game and Matsuri just lands a super by crying and getting Matsurisu and Roberu's Regulars to assist her
Amazing tsukkomi-boke duo
Belmond : so roberu,how's your bar lately ?
Roberu : *a loli just ask for a "big brother",she's insane,she's create her own big brother after that,bel-san please help*
Ohh, that's definitely a brother she's looking for ...
"Matsuri" = festival
she's more like a riot than a festival
Natsuiro "Bousou" www
Imagine being Matsuri’s boyfriend, getting to sleep with her and bathe together, but she insists on calling you her older brother.
Matsuri introducing you to her family: "This is my older brother."
*Natsuiro Matsuri*
Stand Name: Natsuiro Shota
Stand Ability: Gives you headpats, hugs, and keeps you company.
i understood 99% of the chat. grass.
even funnier when you remember that matsuri has a brother already.
She got the younger brother but now she wishes she also had an older one
i like how when roberu head reaction when matsuri say her imagination BIG BROTHER is outside
The part when Matsuri said that Big Brother Shota is outside, Roberu's smiling face disappeared.
Edit: 3:52
Roberu sleeping in the bar that night.
And that double take jolt of his head going "CHOTTOMATTE"
"Shota Onii-chan" - at that point I nearly choked.... never again would I drink anything listening to Matsuri.
That panic at 3:54 hahaha
You could see the fear in his eyes!
The way his avatar just snaps back to full attention gives me life
1:55
Roberu: I'm not sure you're describin' a brother
Anime rules: Nope! She's right
Took him 13 seconds to swallow his pride there XDDD 6:13
I just recently (like this last week) started watching Holostars clips, and they are great! Roberu was funny as hell on this one. Thanks for the translation.
5:18
Winning son almost blew a drink through his nose.
Sasuga, Matsuri-sama
Big brother Shota?, you can ask Suisei to find him.....oh shi-
There aren't many people who can make Matsuri play the straight man. Actually, it's almost always the person Matsuri is with that has to play the straight man. There are obvious exceptions, but I enjoy the Roberu's playfulness next to Matsuri's tsukkomi-ness.
Uh, I'm pretty sure Roberu's still the straight man here
I'm happy Holostars is getting some more recognition! They are severely underrated, and with Kaoru starting the rise with his Beyblade ASMR, along with Hololive and stars collab, good things are gonna happen. Definitely.
5:17 you can heard Roberu almost choking here
Matsuri's whole mentality is something I identify with deeply, such unrestrained imagination and lust are great virtues in my eyes.
The bartender is having a hard time huh
5:20 anyone noticed he was taking a drink and immediately put it down when he heard if he wanted to be her brother😂😂
Roberu almost turns to kazuma there for a second when matsuri cry
Especially with him lecturing her after, lol
3:52 HAHAHAH HIS REACTION
his head tilting so fast killed me HAHAHAHAHAHA
Poor Roberu. Everybody in Holostars always have a hard time dealing with Matsuri
Do you have other links of interactions with other Holostar members? I'll take the time to watch them all www
It's so enjoyable going back and watching the old clips!
Some I've seen, some I have not... but they're all good!! ^^
"what's the equivalent exchange for that?"
it's your dignity
5:19
that how real siblings actually act for ya'll wanting an oniichan out there
"Quit shakin'! Stop doing the Matsuri dance!"
Matsuri's level of commitment throughout the whole big brother bit was gold
"What's the equivalent exchange for that!?" 🤣
3:09
When the imaginary friend gets a little too comfortable, and you do too.
"You could give Edward Elric a run for his money"
Ayooo 😂😂😂
This is how Robert lost several sanity points
"My brother doesn't exist. I act like he does so you can't see him" Is some Umineko big brain shit
New fan from EN! Thanks for translating Hololive content!
No one is safe from Matsuri.
Even less so when she's drunk. And you're in a bar.
Rest in peace.
Props to bartend Roberu for accommodating a plethora of peculiar guests. I'm surprised he still decides to keep the bar open despite all the hardships.
knowing Roberu likes straight shota suddenly puts into context why he jumped when Matsuri mentioned the "shota oniichan" lmao
Poor winning son being given a hard time. He handled it like a chad though.
this is what i like to matsuri she never runs out of jokes lol
5:17 best part
Roberu died of old age 3 minutes later.
The fact that Ollie gets an onii-chan before Matsuri does-
So that's how santa got white hair
He stress out by this request lol
That kind if brother almost never exists,"The perfect brother"
0:31 OHHH!!! MY KOKORO!!