jschlatt finds an actually good invention while schlatt is ranking your funniest tiktoks and presentations credit: @WrigglyVT #jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy #shorts
he is actively losing brain cells when his viewers show off how much public infrastructure they can steal, hence why he's being so nice in this "bigmanshat" short
HE SAID IT WE WIN
I'll stuff my Crammie with big loads of stuff
I would love to stuff that "schlattpack"
I would buy the shit out of a crammie
HE ADMITTED IT WE WON GUYS
or the schlackpack
Schlwar shriminal was flaberbamboozlegasted
I'd love to cram the crammy
He's only in your right ear cause he's always right.
I would inironically buy that
HE SAID IT FREE WE CAN TAKE THEM NOW!!!! GO WILD!!!!
I would unironically buy a crammie
HE SAID THEY ARE FREE
we all have stuff 💀
"General Electrics" seems to not understand what is truly free in this world.
Piickle
he said it. They are free
it made him so happy he didnt even care about the stop sign theft
HE SAID IT
this was posted on my bday 🔥
Boys won't buy that we can fit an entire bus in our pocket
ew a furry
Ew a 9 year old
HE FINALLY ADMITTED IT
HE GAVE THE ALL CLEAR STEAL ALL THE STOP SIGNS GO GO GO GO
He is finally learning.
ah finally, he realizes they're free
he is actively losing brain cells when his viewers show off how much public infrastructure they can steal, hence why he's being so nice in this "bigmanshat" short
I was waiting for the bomb
“Michael” was truly schlurprised that there was no twist, unlike the twisted things that happened in ‘99
You know what else is free?
People...
CONFIRMED. HE SAID THEY'RE FREE SO NOW THEY ARE FREE
Average redditor.
That's, that's actually a good idea for murch
honestly... thought it was going a whole other direction as to what could be put iside the crammy.
"Shlium" really hates his past crimes huh? look at how hard he is trying to back pedal
fuck you I'm not that small
"The lovely little rammie that you can cram your stuff inside" ayo?
Bobot Bat
That "crammie""™" would be a "creamy" if i got my hands on it
Broo💀💀💀
In all seriousness I would actually buy this
The schlattpack
Guys he gave us permission this time
"Schlutty schitch in heat"really wanted that facial hair
HE SAID IT HIMSELF! THEY’RE FREE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
I was really expecting this to turn into a 9/11 joke.
"Schlak" finally agrees with street sign borrowers.
What video is this from
so about the dude carrying 100 pounds on his back
SCHLATT HAS TOLD ME TO TAKE SIGNS!!!!! REEEEEEE *Literally stealing my Local Stop Sign and Stoplight as i Typed this*
"shlonkermcdoodlyshit" loved this product
I honestly can't believe that "Sclandy" didn't notice the can of "Shclitty milk" at the end 😭.
i would unironically buy this
this would be useful for “shlinkle” in 99’
I want one
"Short term memory" finally accepts that signs are free
Finnally "Shat" agreed that traffic signs are free. Because they are free. He won't tell.
So a backpack
HE FINALLY GETS IT!
Damn, "Schladolf Schlitler's" right ear was suffering today
why is he only in my left ear?!?!
You heard it here folks, they ARE free
"You can take them. They're free!" -Jschabingdiggity right before taking the lives of those women back in '99
I would actually buy this. Its cute, it's useful, and i can show off my love for the Big Man everywhere i go.
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HE GAVE US PERMISSION, BROTHERS, TONIGHT WE FEAST UPON THE FREE!
"Schlödinger" was absolutely dumbfounded by this.
"Schlorbius" seemed very interested in cramming things into the Crammie
YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS! FREEEEEEEEEEEE… heheheheh, *I’M NOT A WAR CRIMINAL!*
The funny thing is, you can buy street signs at Home Depot
"im not heterosexual" has finally found a good invention
"Schlash Bandicoot" finally letting his vewer know that street signs are indeed "free"
Is that a metal furry 😭
We want the crammie!
I don't know why, but that crammie looks a little bit like something.
Maybe you could put some sausage in that
He said it
"Schlonglong" can cram his guilt over the incident of '99 in there. Probably not.
I really want a Crammy Lamy👁️👄👁️
"Sclodzilla" can't believe that he found an actually normal and useful invention
Bro admitted it
"Schlatulence" was positively surpised by the Thing
Crammie won't be enough to stuff down the guilt "Schlowjob" had from what he did in 1999
“Schweezer” now knows where he will store his next victims.
Just like back in '99 ..
Schlids snapping point
I have one in my cousins room
UA-camr “Jshlatt” endorses stealing government property. Just like he stole the future of those innocents back in ‘99
Alr man I’m un subbing on all my alt’s
God if only we could crammie in that rammie
“Schloggy style” Loved this product
Hear me out
„Schlattophobia“ can use it to hide the bodies from ‘99
Here expect he putting plane inside the bag
I only have 1 hand since im stroking meat with the other all the time
Hallo vrienden
I mean, they're just there, so why not? Finders Keepers.
I might just try to cram something else in there if u know what i mean 😏
Dude is so sick of yall degens stealing traffic equipment lol
The crammy can help Jay Schlobbydong cram more bodies like he did in 99'
“Shlogoministuskinumivoriteratumistenisenalordeniterwusterivusium” was interested.
Glad we're both finally on the same page schlatt
“schwerer Panzerspähwagen” was a bit schlocked by this