Crashing the Freak Orgy - Ep. 61

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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2024

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  • @Wendigoon
    @Wendigoon 2 роки тому +1227

    That was very kind but Bryan is already too handsome

    • @heretxc
      @heretxc 2 роки тому +116

      Get on this podcast rn you mf

    • @tristansummerall2346
      @tristansummerall2346 2 роки тому +201

      its brave of you to show you watch this podcast as a big youtuber.

    • @rowanconstable7824
      @rowanconstable7824 2 роки тому +72

      I’m surprised that such a seemingly clean minded guy is watching this cesspit of a podcast

    • @noahcrutchfield2086
      @noahcrutchfield2086 2 роки тому +6

      Hi 👋

    • @ProongPerfected
      @ProongPerfected 2 роки тому +30

      you look more like a young Brandon Herrera

  • @gentlechimera
    @gentlechimera 2 роки тому +1127

    Thanks Stalltt, double rations tonight.

    • @zachadam92
      @zachadam92 2 роки тому +25

      Whoa buddy! Relax! .... He might get complacent and this two week thing will be forever :(

    • @sirwafflewarior
      @sirwafflewarior 2 роки тому +25

      @@zachadam92 it's not stalltt it's them. They take forever to record he doesn't take long to edit

    • @insgrosky9861
      @insgrosky9861 2 роки тому +5

      1:25:51

    • @kaak888
      @kaak888 2 роки тому

      I think Stalltt's been having triple rations for a few years now

  • @tylerc2857
    @tylerc2857 2 роки тому +162

    The "Handsome Bryan" bit with Wendigoon was the last thing I expected to hear

  • @andreadams6115
    @andreadams6115 2 роки тому +858

    I've become so dulled to this podcast that poob could kidnapp a random woman and force her to be the guest for the episode and I would think nothing of it

    • @lieutenanttom9733
      @lieutenanttom9733 2 роки тому +45

      Don't give him any ideas

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 2 роки тому +60

      poob always came off less as a kidnapper and more of a kidnappee

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 роки тому +40

      I dont think any of them could kidnap anyone, not even a small woman.

    • @kaztheunbreakable
      @kaztheunbreakable 2 роки тому +12

      @@selectionn excellent take

    • @The_Corn_God
      @The_Corn_God 2 роки тому +13

      Honestly he could be wearing the skin of one of victims and id probably forget about it 5 minutes after

  • @devildognick321
    @devildognick321 2 роки тому +372

    Holy shit 2 hours stalt must have been able to use atleast 70 percent of this one

    • @Kalron9
      @Kalron9 2 роки тому +7

      Or he didn't have the energy to chop it up

  • @OakNuggins
    @OakNuggins 2 роки тому +119

    I genuinely think poob could write a funny ass show. The bit about a homeless twitch streamer sustaining himself on left over sponsor beer and cardboard "crackers" had me rolling.

    • @andrewkvk1707
      @andrewkvk1707 2 роки тому +17

      That'd just be an autobiography.

    • @biguglyboy
      @biguglyboy 2 роки тому +7

      @@andrewkvk1707 shoutout to voodoo beer for keeping poobs psychosis in check

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 2 роки тому +122

    Poob trying to now rationalize his rampant death threats as just "hopes" someone dies is truly a progressive step forward, everyone please clap.

  • @shitpost4204
    @shitpost4204 2 роки тому +342

    "in less than 24 hours russia will invade ukraine"
    that ended well.

    • @arthurgoonie4596
      @arthurgoonie4596 2 роки тому +5

      Was this before or after the invasion?

    • @danielhaase6738
      @danielhaase6738 2 роки тому +23

      @@arthurgoonie4596 it was before

    • @Kdoghalo
      @Kdoghalo 2 роки тому +14

      He said that it would happen and had reasoning

    • @Hoplasa
      @Hoplasa 2 роки тому +6

      42 days he said, because that how long blood reserve last....

    • @grimsleeper653
      @grimsleeper653 4 місяці тому

      ​@@HoplasaWow someone who can retain information. What are you doin in here? Lol

  • @Schaggar
    @Schaggar 2 роки тому +264

    Now Poob has a backbone, get Steve on and humilate him till he cries.
    Specifically bring up the black puma fungus hat that whispers to him.
    As always gentlemen looking good.
    Big fan.

    • @TM-ss7hn
      @TM-ss7hn 2 роки тому +2

      steve humiliating someone? how is that possible

    • @R33fth3b33f
      @R33fth3b33f 2 роки тому +18

      The real steve died 2 years ago and the mold took over.

  • @wrecker132
    @wrecker132 2 роки тому +64

    It’s hilarious to me to see Sam talk about his daughters fear of gorillas and of the Spongebob episode. When I was a kid, my childhood friend’s dad had a gorilla suit that he would wear and chase the neighborhood kids around and tickle us aggressively. Always on summer nights too. But I always thought of that fucker when I watched that episode.

    • @almahiad4530
      @almahiad4530 2 роки тому +17

      *agressively*

    • @Sevren_
      @Sevren_ 2 роки тому +7

      @@almahiad4530 he does that Kali Ma shit from Indiana Jones

  • @alcemmy
    @alcemmy 2 роки тому +71

    1:25:52 damn stallt, wasn't prepared for the podcast to turn into horror

    • @DerptekofGoochland
      @DerptekofGoochland 2 роки тому +3

      sometimes I look at the comments section for these podcasts on YT to see if I missed any good visual gags while listening to these at work and this made me bust my shit laughing; thank you for timestamping this

  • @TheEFCBake
    @TheEFCBake 2 роки тому +30

    i love how Stalltt is the silent fourth host but often offers more than bryan

  • @yourbuddyalex835
    @yourbuddyalex835 2 роки тому +159

    Holy shit, how did everyone in a few weeks go from looking fresh with haircuts and trimmed facial hair to three bums with barebones podcasting equipment?

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 2 роки тому +33

      Sam has been forced by his wife to live in the proverbial basement, Bryan is on the run from the law, and Poob is basically homeless.

    • @warholhille1518
      @warholhille1518 2 роки тому +3

      I know Bryan is the worst of them all

  • @anthon0360
    @anthon0360 2 роки тому +112

    If I ever succumbed to buying an NFT, I would pay top dollar for one of Poobs creatures.
    EDIT: Can I buy Poob instead???

  • @Robot-Overlord
    @Robot-Overlord 2 роки тому +94

    I feel like they should just have a random podcast viewer on the podcast and just bully them aggressively and act like theyre a very niche famous person.

  • @aaron4820
    @aaron4820 2 роки тому +41

    42:02 Sam is gonna regret it so hard when one day someone moves in and the guy is one of his audience

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 2 роки тому +26

    That 2 week break did a lot for the podcast quality, Bryan is actually taking part in the convo without needing a girl around LOL

  • @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339
    @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 2 роки тому +34

    56:08 I love how Stalltt says absolutely nothing; just a slow zoom in. Shit got me dying 🤣

    • @BLOODNIGHTMARE
      @BLOODNIGHTMARE 2 роки тому +4

      also happens at 1:25:52
      truly, stalltt is the best member of the podcast

  • @kaztheunbreakable
    @kaztheunbreakable 2 роки тому +3

    “Stalltt edit more Stalltt edit more” The compilation intros are the best part of the podcast. Could be their own videos like the clips honestly

  • @zed-x7599
    @zed-x7599 2 роки тому +1

    28:25 I need to know what was cut out.....

  • @ech0oo197
    @ech0oo197 9 місяців тому +4

    How tf did General Sam predict the invasion of Ukraine before everyone else 🤣

  • @kevynwolf
    @kevynwolf 2 роки тому +14

    See, I knew poobs visuals would end up looking like a page of where's waldo 💀
    I am not disappointed

  • @einar_476
    @einar_476 Рік тому +1

    I think this is Poob's best background so far, the freak last supper was an instant classic.

  • @SB-dw6hz
    @SB-dw6hz 2 роки тому +40

    Great episode! Although it was kinda weird how poob kept going off about "the war of northern agression" and it was a little offputting when he said "400 more years will teach them some manners" but other than that great episode!

  • @TigerLaRoar
    @TigerLaRoar 2 роки тому +10

    61? Been here since the beginning and it is crazy to see how much my life has changed since then... Looking forward to the 10 or 15 episodes left before this falls apart!

  • @ethanerzinger9854
    @ethanerzinger9854 2 роки тому +2

    I was watching for about 45 seconds total, and it just so happened to be during that incredible focus edit. Well done, Stalt

  • @rickwad842
    @rickwad842 2 роки тому +20

    Damn homeless dude following you with a blunt weapon. This is exactly why you need to buy that gun Poob

  • @jellyfishwithagun8198
    @jellyfishwithagun8198 2 роки тому +5

    Pretty cool to see Wendigoon get some recognition after all his hard work

  • @Lyon1992
    @Lyon1992 2 роки тому +26

    I like the part where they talked. Good episode.

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 2 роки тому +8

    1:03:59 bryan speaks his true native tongue of Goblin speak for 1 second.

  • @k1ll_cam626
    @k1ll_cam626 2 місяці тому

    1:25:52 I don’t know why but the little bit where it zooms in on the baby’s face just cracks me up so much

  • @jayperez7988
    @jayperez7988 2 роки тому +3

    That "Fresh caught fish" joke by Bryan was slept on. 🤣

  • @punishedbung4902
    @punishedbung4902 2 роки тому +6

    Thank you stalltt for the zoom in on Sam’s baby portrait.

  • @gromit7073
    @gromit7073 2 роки тому +5

    Candiru is a tiny Amazonian parasitic catfish reported to swim into urethral and other body openings of unprotected bathers. It is also known as canero, camero, and urethra fish, and is a member of the genus Vandellia.

  • @howard6451
    @howard6451 2 роки тому +3

    ''look under the can''
    Poob is such a treasure

  • @paulbeck2186
    @paulbeck2186 2 роки тому +8

    Today I learned Sam and I had the exact same childhood. Can crushing so our elders could drink away the pain

  • @TheOverlordkill
    @TheOverlordkill 2 роки тому +6

    Great episode guys, I didn't know Poob felt so strongly about the "White Man's Burden"

  • @SonofSpewy
    @SonofSpewy 2 роки тому +3

    Venture brothers is one of my favorite shows of all time

  • @Greyrayin
    @Greyrayin 2 роки тому +10

    Can't believe Poob killed that woman in 2017 and hasn't been caught yet

    • @connorpatrick13
      @connorpatrick13 2 роки тому

      What

    • @Greyrayin
      @Greyrayin 2 роки тому +6

      @@connorpatrick13 He killed a woman in the year of 2017

    • @blisterwort
      @blisterwort 2 роки тому +1

      I can't believe they havent found the others yet

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 2 роки тому +28

    Please do an episode where you're all in full BDSM gimp equipment and never mention it so the Audio listeners get FUCKED lmfao

  • @logan8822
    @logan8822 2 роки тому +8

    Sam turned into that rabbit guy he didn’t want to be around

  • @Dr.BDover
    @Dr.BDover 2 роки тому +4

    cool that sam was right about the invasion thing

  • @Caphalem
    @Caphalem 2 роки тому

    That baby face close up as Sam's camera focuses on it for a second was perfect

  • @sam_v_murray6037
    @sam_v_murray6037 2 роки тому

    the beginning of this video is proof that all you need in life to sound right is confidence, even if you’re completely dead wrong

  • @Idothinkysaurus
    @Idothinkysaurus 2 роки тому +17

    I must be a homeless man with how much I watch this dumpster fire.

    • @brandonmeens
      @brandonmeens 2 роки тому +2

      I’m like a moth drawn to fire. It’ll kill my eventually but man I need that light

    • @evolutionarydeadend6812
      @evolutionarydeadend6812 Рік тому

      You must be an arsonist

  • @ArcaneCraft
    @ArcaneCraft 2 роки тому +3

    13:30 Nice call Sam

  • @DeadSpacedOut
    @DeadSpacedOut 2 роки тому +8

    Dude, when Bryan asked Poob to name off some good Baby Pornstar names, i actually almost died from laughter.

  • @marcus5202
    @marcus5202 2 роки тому +3

    Dude wendigoon is amazing, easily my favourite UA-camr for longform content. Super chill and interesting. Kinda charming tbh. His video on the mystery flesh pit was cool
    Edit: I just saw wendigoon commented on this. You should invite that man

  • @wazzupsters
    @wazzupsters 2 роки тому +5

    God the part about Ukraine aged so well

  • @g0dzilla_au
    @g0dzilla_au Рік тому

    45:00 thanks for the recommendation, found it very quickly.

  • @swyft1872
    @swyft1872 2 роки тому +1

    Bryan's Talking up a storm, Poob's not low T, and Staltt's little edits are popping off on this podcast 1:26:00 gold.
    Maybe they have a group coke fund

  • @Penguin-1966
    @Penguin-1966 2 роки тому

    Hahahaa
    that zoom in on the baby photo killed me
    i love the podcast and all the little edits and comments, thanks stalltt

  • @ogoh8208
    @ogoh8208 2 роки тому +3

    1:26:00 spit out my drink, thanks Stalltt

  • @evanator3521
    @evanator3521 2 роки тому +3

    Sam was spot on with the war prediction, but then again it was pretty obvious

  • @Edward1727
    @Edward1727 2 роки тому +1

    part three of this aged like fine wine

  • @JTrainRoepke
    @JTrainRoepke 2 роки тому +7

    I was here when Sam called out the Russian attack hes a spy

  • @GobblinDeez
    @GobblinDeez 2 роки тому +3

    Poob doesn’t realize you can just stomp the top of the can to flatten it instead of buying a device

  • @bleh8789
    @bleh8789 2 роки тому +1

    I was totally expecting you guys to release all 3 on the last day of February just to spite us

  • @tun-vx8lb
    @tun-vx8lb 2 роки тому +1

    Poobs shading is improving. Nice job on those creatures.

  • @epeeypen
    @epeeypen 2 роки тому

    its comforting to know im not the only one who got this sense of humor from growing up in florida poor.

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 2 роки тому +1

    I've had the same weird thought as Poob a few times tbh when I spot a sheltered area at night and think "I'd probably chill there if I was homeless" 😂It's not even on the cards but it's just something that pops into my head sometimes

  • @amanaujla3
    @amanaujla3 2 роки тому +13

    Stallt should become a co-host , he's already on pay-role

    • @god47398
      @god47398 2 роки тому +1

      i think he would go insane

  • @drewbrew444
    @drewbrew444 2 роки тому +2

    @13:15 I like how sam predicted the invasion of Ukraine

  • @jasonweitzel4393
    @jasonweitzel4393 2 роки тому +5

    Sam predicted the war

  • @null_wizard
    @null_wizard 2 роки тому +2

    15:52 I haven't laugh so hard in so long, thanks poob

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 2 роки тому

    I need an "entire historical timeline explained" by these three

  • @knopslop3635
    @knopslop3635 2 роки тому +1

    While poob was killing that spider with thors hammer my fire alarm was going off and I thought it was part of the video, it added a lot to the situation.

  • @matt.dufault9966
    @matt.dufault9966 2 роки тому +1

    13:30-14:00 damn Sam predicted the invasion 😭🤣

  • @SquadGoals22
    @SquadGoals22 2 роки тому +10

    Some time stamps (Spoilers)
    0:00 Intro is fire, production quality skyrocketed. And Bryan has earned respect.
    6:26 Rogan sucks, I digress.
    11:13 Stallt simps for Rogan??
    19:19 Twitch for the kids.
    24:00 Stallt is twice the man you are.
    28:26 Big cut.
    33:20 Extra snackies.
    36:00 Poob drunk story
    44:06 Sam's sex tape
    48:50 Art IS magnificent
    53:53 Drinking pays off.
    56:03 Hungover Poob.
    1:00:40 Crackheads and Homeless
    1:09:32 Mannequin
    1:13:23 Hogarth the Fem-cel
    Alright that's way more than you pay pigs deserve.

  • @itskolo1
    @itskolo1 2 роки тому +2

    I aspire to be the same level of dad as Sam when my child gets here

  • @yourfriendbell3291
    @yourfriendbell3291 2 роки тому +1

    13:40 boy did something wacky just happen

  • @smotherytable39
    @smotherytable39 2 роки тому +11

    Stalltt Idc what they say, you do a great job, even if you have to do it like once every three weeks

    • @OakNuggins
      @OakNuggins 2 роки тому +1

      what do you want from him?

  • @DirtyMacflurry
    @DirtyMacflurry 2 роки тому +1

    i swear everytime Sam brings up time he does the wristwatch gag lmao

  • @ROCKEMSOCKEM51
    @ROCKEMSOCKEM51 6 місяців тому

    best FHB intro by far

  • @ethand698
    @ethand698 2 роки тому

    Wow great episode guys!!! Love the whole bit where Sam say that funny thing about poob.

  • @mindofpaul9543
    @mindofpaul9543 2 роки тому +1

    Whos got a link to the blackout drunk poob stream?

  • @V0id__N0va
    @V0id__N0va 2 роки тому +7

    I had that exact dreamcatcher fear as a kid lol. 25 years old and i still have a slight paranoia.

  • @PraisedLink
    @PraisedLink 2 роки тому

    MAH BOI WENDIGOON GETTING A SHOUTOUT🤘🤘🤘 Underrated as balls my friend🤘

  • @madmannn9576
    @madmannn9576 2 роки тому

    57:55 Sam forgot about taxes for a second there

  • @UAS0
    @UAS0 Рік тому

    Dude I wish my neighbors were like Sam, that would make my day

  • @Victor-tf8md
    @Victor-tf8md 2 роки тому +1

    Dat baby face painting caught me so off guard, thanks Stalltt

  • @ErectusGallus
    @ErectusGallus 2 роки тому +3

    Damn Bryan is starting to look like Martin Brown from Hotline Miami...

  • @xboxbond1258
    @xboxbond1258 2 роки тому

    Poob's Guardians of Gahool reference was crazy. I didn't think anybody had watched that movie.

  • @Archimedes-be3sn
    @Archimedes-be3sn 2 роки тому +1

    Venture bros is the best show adult swim ever made

  • @mrgirlreturns
    @mrgirlreturns 2 роки тому +1

    Is he talking about InRangeTV doing their western history series @ 1:27:00

  • @caleb5070
    @caleb5070 2 роки тому +2

    I think Bryan carried this episode

  • @Will-jb7dd
    @Will-jb7dd 2 роки тому

    Best podcast on the planet

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 2 роки тому +1

    Love you Stallt you are very good editor and me me like your humor when you play games w the bois

  • @DawnCheatle
    @DawnCheatle 2 роки тому +4

    Me weed dealer makes me use telegram 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Booski1
    @Booski1 2 роки тому +1

    My Boi Wendigoon, Yeah.
    Get'em on the pod.

  • @Joederk
    @Joederk Рік тому +1

    39:26 sam neighbor story

  • @r4incomplex329
    @r4incomplex329 2 роки тому

    Bro thanks for these. These give me clarity

  • @dillanbrown9970
    @dillanbrown9970 2 роки тому

    The spartan stuff killed me, nice boys 😂

  • @Bobbiesgonewild
    @Bobbiesgonewild 2 роки тому

    Thank god I needed this for today it’s been a week 😌

  • @TheJoshman01
    @TheJoshman01 2 роки тому

    Yes, absolutely. Spotify will be removing these episodes in the future.

  • @piotr1015
    @piotr1015 Рік тому +8

    Damn 4 days after this podcast Russia invaded Ukraine

  • @Jitsuman
    @Jitsuman 2 роки тому +1

    Idk what they put in voodoo ranger. When I black out drinking anything else I get sleepy, but when I black out on voodoo my eyes dilate as I screech war cries erratically streaking around the house till I face plant on the hardwood floor. Never get hungover tho 10/10.

  • @corywitkowski3775
    @corywitkowski3775 2 роки тому +1

    I like these way more when stalltt has his little interjections while editing

    • @brandonmeens
      @brandonmeens 2 роки тому

      I was thinking about playing it in the background and another stalltt message popped up and I just knew I had to watch it the way god intended

    • @corywitkowski3775
      @corywitkowski3775 2 роки тому

      @@brandonmeens exactly

  • @whereisbardo
    @whereisbardo 2 роки тому +1

    1:26:00 I knew what was coming and still lost it

  • @DJMagikarp
    @DJMagikarp 2 роки тому +1

    they're scrambling to get these out at the end of the month lmao