DAZ WATCHES MORE TERRIBLE FASHION
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- Опубліковано 9 тра 2020
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Me: HURRY UP WE ARE LATE GET DRESSED
Friend: wait just let me inflate my dress.
The future be like
That reminded me of Upsy Daisy from in the night garden
XD
WOW XD
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"You can't just cut up a bag and wear it."
Five Minute Crafts: Are you challenging me?
Nobody: 7 year old me and my friend making dresses out of bin bags: are you challenging us?
I forgot they were still a thing
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
This made me chuckle XD
Literally keep seeing this in Barbie clothing hacks. 🤦♀️
“Mum I can’t swim where is my armbands”
*I have officially fallen off my chair.*
She won't drown lmao
11:24 When you have the courage to ask your mom if your friend could stay the night
11:41 Walking back to tell your friend that she said no
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:39 Dude walking with that “Mom says it’s my turn on the XBOX” attitude.
😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAH
Facts
That dude sayin “bitch please”
Lmaoooo! Or going to mom when you won’t let him
2020 humans will have flying cars.
2020 humans: inflatable condom outfits.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂🤣
Andrew Ament 1950 people: people will be smart and invent new things!
People in 2020: *wears pool cutely*
Lmfao i was looking for this
Yas
"What does your girlfriend do for a living?"
"Oh nothing much, she's just a fucking chandelier"
lmao
They took introverts and social distancing to a whole new level. 😂😂
“No don’t clap she looks like a bloody lemon”
Daz is killin me out here
Edit: Holy shit 2k likes
That part took me out😂
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lmao ikr was dying when i first saw this
Bloop it’s not that funny
Daz hates these comments
I can just imagine them bumping into each other in the dressing room and falling over
I’m your first sub 🙃
Jane why
Jane LOL
Drason Meerrkat because they can't see
And the one who knocked them down says "sorry to burst your bubble."
Karen coming back to Starbucks after they got her order wrong: 11:08
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Iconic walk: activated 😂😂
Pov: Your mom's order gets messed up at a fast food restaurant so she goes to the employee to complain, but your laughing in the background: 11:08
His wheezing is the only thing that makes me laugh.
When the government said "Stay in your bubble" They didn't *literally* mean in a *bubble*
OMG I'm dying 😅
😭💀💀
The balloon dresses are when people say it’s one size fits all
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
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Nobody:
legit all the replies for this comment:
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When the employee at subway forgets to put cucumber in your sandwich, and you going back to complain 11:00
“They can’t be serious”
Me: They’re dead Sirius
*Harry Potter leaves the chat*
lol
harry potter
"i'm somewhat of a fashion guru"
*flasbacks to daz taping himself to a chair to give himself a facelift*
cj the ostrich I remmeber that haha
I remember that XD
Omg yeahh
Watched that the other day, you made me laugh aloud
Haha I remember that XD
“Tiffany is wearing a Ford Fiesta Airbag”
That had me on the floor
his accent makes it so much better lol
I know that was part of the reason why I was dying on the floor
@@skullfacelte7996 😂😂
ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
It's 3 am
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I can't stop laughing (╥﹏╥)
I couldn’t either lol
Daz: “no no I can get home I’m not drunk”
Ad: “My heart flatlined, I was dead for 15 minutes”
Omg XD
When you finally back up the courage to confront your bully 11:20
Imagine training for years to become a model you find out you got your first gig and they make you turn up in those
Edit: okay I get it you guys wouldn’t call it training, I would. I have seen modelling classes before so...
Maybe it is an Australian thing
😂
Training? They walk in a straight line then turn. If you need training for that then they shouldn't be on this planet
Tom Gumbrell as in go on diets workout and whatnot those people on the runway do
Got me messed up
How do you train to be a model?
it's nice to know that my drawings that i made when i was 4 is being used as fashion for people
🤣
😂🤣🤣💀
Lol
For me it's my art right now lol
😂
4:23
I was eating dinner & almost spat cauliflower everywhere😂😂
4:28 my arm bands when I was 4:
“Mom I cant swim, wheres my arm bands??” 😂😂😂😂 “she looks like testicles” I CANT BREATHE “honey can you pay bc I cant reach my purse” 💀
“Tiffany is wearing a Ford Fiesta air bag.”😂😂I CANT-
Ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Melissa Mills pls check out my new vid
UNF Optic
Stop advertising yourself
@@drphil5823 no
Lmao
Daz: this is not functional
Covid-19: hold my beer
*dude with "sass" looks more like nazzies in space
"Mum i can't swim, wheres my arm bands" 😂😂😂😂😂
“That is the definition of sass”💁♀️
Dass
She looks like the coffin dance meme
I though she was a man
Brings a new meaning to the term blue balls 😂😂😂
Thanks for the heart daz. Love you vids btw
11:13 That man coming at the camera like a mash-up of Mister X and the Slenderman that got fused with Victor Saltzpyer from Vermintide is enough of a talking point, but can we mention for a moment the guy(?) in the light blue denim jacket on the left side with the hungry eyes? That whole sequence looks like it could be put into some weird, modernized Brothers Grimm tale
Child: Mum can we get a pet starfish?
Mum: no, we have a starfish at home
Starfish at home: 8:39
“Spicy Hot Cheeto Crisps”
Designer : that is ExAcTlY what we were going for
Bodkin Pop I read this as he said it 😂😂
Haha that’s funny can you pls subscribe to me
100th like
CK Neekolii gaming No don’t plug yourself
Reminds me of KSI’s trim
“Hey Karen what u dressing up as for Halloween this year?” “Oh, I’m going as my daughters stress ball and my husband is as the whole solar system! Just trying to be educational!:)”
Watch out, she'll ask to speak to the manager for it not being anatomically correct 😂
Thanks for spoiling the video asshole
😆
Hahaha lol
Big Juice watch the video, then check the comments, asshole. People always quote his words here dumbass
"You cant wear a space hopper to work"
I've fallen out my window laughing
me at 9 years old wearing black trying to be emo and cool: 10:35
No one:
Daz: *laughs hysterically and stops* ‘oo we got keys slapping the
ass’
Emma O 'Brien *laughs in British*
I'm a big fan
So funny
I'm a big fan and you're so cool
You are awesome
Daz can’t be a model. He wouldn’t give the other guys OR girls a chance
Itzel Moreno ^^ fr
Itzel Moreno exactly
True
SniperDude69 bruh
Yeah I agree
Kid: hey mom look a solar eclipse
The solar eclipse : 6:31
8:39 THE MF NINE-TAILED FOX FROM NARUTO🤣💀
“I’m somewhat of a fashion guru”
Daz... you are the walking embodiment of fashion.
“What is she cosplaying as? A tumour?” HELPPP
Jesus i was crying for ten minutes
4:30 initiate the most contagious laughter and say "she looks like testicles"
9:46 pencil coils
”The new venom is looking pretty good”
*I genuienly laughed at that*
Lisa: smile, smile!
modelling industry: yeah, we don't do that.
̄ Eleanor Sewell not to correct you, but did you mean Linda?
̄ Eleanor Sewell y e s
Made it 100 likes!
i'm pretty sure she meant lisa from blackpink, it's an inside joke that blinks(blackpink fanbase name) understand lol
jude naif ohh my mistake
Here is the issue:
Typically a fashion show isn't to show the outfits, but an extreme version of the theme for that season.
If you see a model in a ridiculous gown themed in blue florals, you can guess the theme for their actual normal fashion for that season is blue florals.
These shows don't have a theme to show off a seasonal line. They are just ridiculous.
Armyyy💜❤️
9:15 She be looking like a disco ball 😂🤣😂🤣
2:04 - my god, its the planet URANUS
Nobody:
10:49 : Karen when her son gets a girl toy in his happy meal
Was gonna make a Karen joke as well, but you already did it perfectly lol
Curlly Friies omg I diedd
I’m laughing so hard 🤣🤣 You have my full respect man ✋👁~👁
this comment is underrated
😂😂
Daz: *laughing at the horrible fashion*
Me: *laughing at Daz laughing at horrible fashion*
Me laughing at krystal blueberry laughing at daz laughing at the horrible fashion
Me laughing at QuickDaniel 26 laughing at Krystal Blueberry laughing at Daz laughing at horrible fashion
Me laughing at yhea nah laughing at QuickDaniel 26 laughing at Krystal Blueberry laughing at Daz laughing at horrible fashion
@It’sjustme lol you missed yeah Nah
And you missed daz
I can just imagine: “TIFFANY WE ARE LATE FOR THE DANCE!!!” “Hold on! Let me just inflate my outfit!”
At 6:00 minutes in, Peter Griffins brain tumor makes a special appearance.
What I wanna know is how there's an audience that isn't cracking up at this.
Same
I doubt that they’re human.
I don't know if some people are just pretentious as all fuck in heaven or if it's just me who doesn't get some fashion/art but.... I just feel like either I'm being an ignorant basic bitch or they're lying to themselves bruh..
I will tell you, but only if you keep it a secret:
The people who even visit these events are on astronomical amounts of cocaine.
They're robots.
Model: When I was little people used to tell me I could be whatever I wanted
SO I BECAME A BALLOON 7:24
😆
“So what theme are you thinking for the spring collection”
“ Garbage bag balloons”
I just love how daz has a scenario for each outfit
I love how when Daz is trying to tell a joke he can't stop laughing and when he finally tells it I end up laughing harder. 😂
Time?
Nvm
Lmao that is so me. I legit end up crying
The “metallic” girls are like: At least I’m not a balloon
9:53 when i diet but it doesnt work
When it’s 2020 and the balloon outfit is the best thing to social distance with 😂
7:55 me coming out my house with full diamond armor
😂😂😂 I like that, that's minecraft joke.
it has thorns iii on it
STYLEX UwU 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was like omg yesss A Minecraft joke finally someone with a brain, then I saw the name...
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA DESERVES MORE LIKES
4:12-4:28
Me trying to tell my friends a funny joke🤣
Same here. You're not the only one dude.
Mr. Tron thank you for making me feel safe😂
Mood. 😔😭😭
But then no one laughs 😂
FRRR😭💀
6:26 “…….. the new venom looks good 👍…… *uncontrollable wheezing*” 😭 😂
Currently broke down on the side of the road in the heat. God has blessed me with wifi from the unknown. I am watching Daz to pass the time. Love you man.
im sorry how is NO ONE even trying not to laugh lol did they rehearse with an audience to look serious? LOL because this is insane!
Its hilarious and your right
Yeah I'd be in the back dying 😂 I'd try to hold out but by the end I'm done!
Yes
Daz: “Oh god what is she cosplaying as.........a tumor?”
Me: the best comment of 2020
3:01 That's not Saturn.. That's Uranus
I got in trouble with my wife watching this one! She's trying to work from home and I couldn't contain my laughter!
That sassy walk: When Karen notices the neighbor’s new lawn decoration depreciates their property value by 0.1%
TF_ Jaybes73 why lol
TF_ Jaybes73 I see you on every video can you stop spamming
Dax secret video ua-cam.com/video/bD_Ns0z1Dlg/v-deo.html
Mitchell Alexander oh you mother
Mitchell Alexander ooooohhhh noooo, I’m NOT gettin Rick rolled today!
Daz: "What does your girlfriend do for a living
Random guy: " Nothing much. She is just a CHANDELIER!!"
Daz: "....."
Daz: " I'm liking this one!!!"
The opening dress on the second video, I kinda like it as well! Maybe because it reminds me a lot of some of the cool patent leather/holographic jackets, tops, skirts, and shoes from the 90s!
4:42 I’m literally playing the last of us 😂
Can we just appreciate how daz hasn’t changed with his rise to fame
“fame”
@@MynameisWalterHartwellWhiteIli bruh you have 34 subs. He has 4000000
Lee Cridland ikkk
@@trisin2029 lmao this made me laugh but your not wrong... 4 million + seems like fame to me too
I know right? Still the same sweet fun guy he started as
“Tiffany is wearing a Ford Fiesta airbag “I can’t I was literally Laughing for 10 minutes I can’t I literally love your channel you are so funny😂😂😂
I read this at the same exact time that he said it lol
Me like 194
You made you youtube channel three days ago
@@mr.xheese5347 does that really matter?
@@Charlie-nk3py no I was just saying that
Daz’s laugh is priceless
7:05 ...Daz, rubber is an insulator, not a conductor. It wouldn't be charging anything! XD
*I T S A J O K E*
“The new venom looks good”
*insert daz laugh*
Seren Xx *Inserts Daz Laugh*
Ha ha ha ha
4:12 You know the bit is gonna be funny when Daz is laughing through the whole thing
2:11 I- 😭
The girl with the arm bands is just keeping everyone 6 feet away.
She is making sure she gets her 6 ft. She don't want Covid-19 around her!!
It’s Before Covid-19 it was 2019.
@@carnoch Now we could use late fashion and it's not pointless!!!
Alright, alright.
Daz: He can’t even get through the run way without smacking people in the head 😂👏🏻
10:38 i love the guys energy🤣
If you notice... she has breasts.
0:46
And people just stare at her like it's the most amazing outfit they've ever seen
11:08
He walks like a Sims character 😂
{GARRY ENTERS WITH SASS}
He do be looking like that though XD
@@Artificialartist4205 she
@@nisarojas2869 oh It’s a Girl I didn’t know that Oof
11:44 he’s me trying to look cool in front of my crush
Relatable 😌✌🏻
She, apparently
i think its a girl :/
@@rainbowpuppet77 oops
@@annabelleadams2768 its fine i thought the same at first 100% just letting you know! :)
daz: "she like squad tentacles"
me: "season 4 of stranger things looks amazing"
Mom,” honey look”
Me,sees people wearing bubbles
When Daz thought that the terrible fashion was over....
imagine the sound it would make when deflated
farttttt
Large squeaking noise in the room down that hall, you open up the door to see your sister go from a ball to wearing a raincoat like a fucking animorph
Frenchfried Placenta sis wtf we live in The desert you are gonna get heat stroke XDD
Frenchfried Placenta I also subbed :)
I've also subed
Well, I'll give them credit in that the physics of the balls collapsing into an outfit are pretty cool.
3:58
me making tops with bin bags for my barbies: 👁👄👁
This should be titled:
Laughter at 2am so you get grounded!
Honey Bee Roblox it’s not like you were going anywhere anyway 😂
It is not 2 am girl you posted this an hour ago aka 9 something pm
How are you watching this at 2
NotaBarbielol MSP theres such things as time zones for different countries. For me rn its almost 5am
well no cuz the vid was made ages ago like 10+ hours ago
"11:27" when u finish an argument but u hear the person mutter under their breath
I do be slappin em across their cheek
Lesson learned: do NOT attempt to drink ANYTHING when watching any Daz Watches 😂😂
i was looking around my wardrobe and found a tea party hat in the top of it that my friend gave me 2 years ago for my birthday and now im here. daz never gets old
“You can’t walk down the street looking like a bowl of grapes” “don’t touch my moons, these are my moons!”......I can’t right now these are golden!!
“no dont clap she looks like a bloddy lemon“ the disappointment in his face 😂
yep that's comedic genius I'm not gonna lie I'm feeling this one of the failed to do the back of it me what did they do like give up in the middle of it the light is taking ages to do each individual strip strip we give up you just going to walk on with half an hour and no one looks at the back of you you'll be fine and thank thank you Dad Dad Daz for making this video I am a new dazzler and I haven't seen all of your videos but the ones I have seen were funny as heck😂😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😆😂😆😂
I can't tipe or spell
Ya kinda stole my idea but i dont rlly mind
Amy Unwin i didnt steal it if you didnt type it
abiola saye oh I’m sorry I just thought u did as I had sent it before u in the comments
On the last one...
When your mum says no to your friends coming over, so you give her your best cartoon angry face and stomp off to your room. 😂
The big bubble is a good way to say quarantine outside during 2020 and 2021
Daz: _”FaShIoN!”_
Me: *_Hitman flashbacks_*
Yo my G
OG ✊✊✊