Daz Watches The Worst Cheapskate Ever

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  • Опубліковано 18 чер 2024
  • How's it going Dazzlers? Welcome BACK to Daz Games and we're back with another Daz Watches! It's another cheapskates reaction dazzlers and this one's a doozy. Who knew that such a successful businessman would have to resort to needing to haggle his wife's things!
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  • @itssofiachill6112
    @itssofiachill6112 Рік тому +25557

    The fact that she actually divorced him after the show aired is not only funny but also a good example of karma

  • @mommiellamie5322
    @mommiellamie5322 Рік тому +2914

    My husband and I haven't celebrated our anniversary in years, but if my husband did that to me I'd be crushed. Like I almost want to cry for her!

    • @yusurkassem4174
      @yusurkassem4174 Рік тому +124

      literally no celebration is better than this😭

    • @user-io8cm4dk1f
      @user-io8cm4dk1f Рік тому +67

      It’s crazy, he’s not even haggling, he’s just paying less for something different to what he wanted in the first place in practically all the situations. It’s like going to a shop to buy a t-shirt then leaving with a pair of socks for cheaper than the t-shirt

    • @Imbatmn57
      @Imbatmn57 Рік тому +34

      I wouldnt celebrate an anniversary if i had a partner, i dont even really celebrate my own birthday because its a pain to pay attention to dates. But even id be upset with this, just take me to mcdonalds or something instead of getting me a shitty balloon and a card.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +5

      I'd be so depressed! I'd also be divorced.

    • @amethystgrace
      @amethystgrace Рік тому

      @@user-io8cm4dk1f EXACTLY!!

  • @dylancastellanos87
    @dylancastellanos87 Рік тому +2707

    Daz struggling to properly pronounce "legislation", and getting excited when he still mispronounced it is a very precious and wholesome reaction.

    • @mayarocque5382
      @mayarocque5382 Рік тому +37

      i was wondering if that was a new word ive never heard of or if he is mispronunciations legislation lol

    • @crustyegg
      @crustyegg Рік тому +20

      Why did I keep reading that as legalisation 💀

    • @dylancastellanos87
      @dylancastellanos87 Рік тому +16

      @@crustyegg Now you got me rereading my own comment to make sure I didn't accidentally write "legalisation" instead. 🤣

    • @crustyegg
      @crustyegg Рік тому +7

      @@dylancastellanos87 lol it’s fine I think I’m dyslexic so sometimes I mix the letters around 😂

  • @dylancastellanos87
    @dylancastellanos87 Рік тому +1357

    If he wanted to budget on the anniversary that badly, he could have just gone to Dollar Tree. Literally. The balloons. The plates, napkins, everything. He could have even gotten cake mix there and baked it himself

    • @amayakhler1551
      @amayakhler1551 Рік тому +160

      like how expensive would it have been to make her a nice dinner with the food they already have at home, light 3 candles and write her a romantic poem. maybe even play romantic music and slow dance in the living room.

    • @dylancastellanos87
      @dylancastellanos87 Рік тому +64

      @@amayakhler1551 Exactly. There's so much more that he could have done.

    • @aliezahjuarez1212
      @aliezahjuarez1212 Рік тому +10

      Fr

    • @NotaArtist
      @NotaArtist Рік тому +37

      Dude even that would show somewhat that he cared. And he wouldn't get the joy of harrassing an employee as much

    • @zerotechnical
      @zerotechnical Рік тому +26

      Exactly, he offered to bring his own cake ingredients so why not just bake a cake, it would be cheaper, better, and show you cared more

  • @Lovebunnbunn
    @Lovebunnbunn Рік тому +3439

    The fact that he couldn’t even justify spending money on his WIFE every once in a while, like, for say… A 10TH ANNIVERSARY…. Is sad as hell. I’m so glad she divorced him.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Рік тому +129

      Ikr...people spent more for their FRIENDS..its not even money..its just how stingy he is to someone he supposedly love... Proving money is more important to him than getting something good

    • @koyoto6362
      @koyoto6362 Рік тому +62

      damn I didn't even know they divorced.... welp spoiler lmao.

    • @amayakhler1551
      @amayakhler1551 Рік тому +46

      like how expensive would it have been to make her a nice dinner with the food they already have at home, light 3 candles and write her a romantic poem. 0.25c AT MOST and no cheap humiliation

    • @Littlesnail-hj5gw
      @Littlesnail-hj5gw Рік тому +5

      😂 Ikr!

    • @Hannah-cf4ev
      @Hannah-cf4ev Рік тому +17

      I was so poor years ago that all I could do for my partner's birthday was stick a candle in a Mars Bar and he still appreciated it!

  • @plexus6022
    @plexus6022 Рік тому +3818

    Daz: Trying to say Legistrations
    Real Life: Legislations

    • @laurendezarov969
      @laurendezarov969 Рік тому +144

      That’s exactly what I was thinking.

    • @kokogoloko6000
      @kokogoloko6000 Рік тому +119

      I had to double check that I wasn’t wrong lmfao

    • @cocoacrimson
      @cocoacrimson Рік тому +30

      Lol I was just about to comment on that😂

    • @hipposimulations9146
      @hipposimulations9146 Рік тому +27

      looking for the comment lol

    • @ralentirrr
      @ralentirrr Рік тому +14

      @@kokogoloko6000 yeah I literally just searched if I was remembering it wrong 😂😂

  • @bmichellew2010
    @bmichellew2010 Рік тому +246

    The "Happy Retirement " plates were foreshadowing the demise of their marriage 😆

  • @Jaz.-
    @Jaz.- Рік тому +211

    Bro 10 years together her dealing with all that omg give her a around of applause

    • @norbyn6537
      @norbyn6537 Рік тому +3

      i dont think we should applaud her if it took her 10 years and this show to realize that she should've left before the 1st year even finished lol, i never understood how can someone be so blind like come on why she even stick around with this guy... she could've found someone else or do something much better with her life why did she stick around for 10 years but instead she wasted 10 full years of it

    • @henapple1461
      @henapple1461 Рік тому +9

      @@norbyn6537 it’s cause she loved him and I think she must of looked past him being go cheap for all those years because she loved him and she just dealt with it until it was just too much

    • @Megyntron
      @Megyntron Рік тому +7

      @@norbyn6537 Its much harder to leave a situation thean you think, whether its love holding you back or something else. There could've been underlying problems that also made her stay

    • @valkerie2809
      @valkerie2809 3 місяці тому +1

      Btw she divorced him after the show

  • @AlexandraUtschig
    @AlexandraUtschig Рік тому +2877

    If he wanted a cheap cake, he could have gotten a box mix and made it himself. That would have at least involved effort.

    • @oliviaclarke6609
      @oliviaclarke6609 Рік тому +72

      I was thinking the exact same thing!

    • @dashmarer
      @dashmarer Рік тому +106

      this is very true but i feel like this man puts no effort into anything... he'd probably get the cake to make itself 😭

    • @smart507532nd
      @smart507532nd Рік тому +52

      My thoughts right when he walked into the shop.
      Making a box cake would be so much cheaper and probably less effort than him constantly going back and forward with that lady.

    • @Imbatmn57
      @Imbatmn57 Рік тому +25

      @@smart507532nd some people get off on wasting people's time

    • @kelseypadilla8979
      @kelseypadilla8979 Рік тому +54

      That's what I was thinking. When he said "what if I bring my own ingredients?" My exact thoughts were, "if you have ingredients, why don't you make the cake yourself?"

  • @james_byrne1129
    @james_byrne1129 Рік тому +4533

    When daz says “SIDE RANT” after so long I felt so pure

    • @YellowTopazz
      @YellowTopazz Рік тому +6

      Yea lol!

    • @Max_6446
      @Max_6446 Рік тому +17

      Same, side rants are the best

    • @chickenwaffle8457
      @chickenwaffle8457 Рік тому +23

      now all we need is low disk space and all will be right in the universe

    • @Neuvihottie
      @Neuvihottie Рік тому +6

      Finally its here- shut it bots. This comment is gold.

    • @james_byrne1129
      @james_byrne1129 Рік тому +3

      Love side rants 🥰

  • @CheezOstickMan4477
    @CheezOstickMan4477 Рік тому +238

    He's the guy to walk into a shop and ask if anything here is free

    • @bigboiinanut9967
      @bigboiinanut9967 Рік тому +9

      unfortunately, they forgot to record those scenes. what a shame.

    • @caboose1grif
      @caboose1grif Рік тому

      He’s the guy that brings it in and says “don’t touch anything”

    • @shylow_08
      @shylow_08 Рік тому +1

      Fr he’d walk into a literal Gucci store and say that

  • @WilliamSantana-eu2wc
    @WilliamSantana-eu2wc Місяць тому +55

    Who’s back in 2024?

  • @sgjackson.
    @sgjackson. Рік тому +1198

    missed the cheapskate videos - “when i pull out my wiener, that’s when the magic happens” is hands down the most iconic line

  • @Viktoria-iy5ml
    @Viktoria-iy5ml Рік тому +4753

    If he wanted a cheap anniversary party, he could’ve made a Dinner night for her. He could’ve bought groceries for for the week as well then. He could’ve cooked her favourite food and Dessert and everything. That would’ve been way cheaper AND more thoughtful / meaningful than whatever that was. That really showed that money means more to him than his wife.

    • @marysueshowedu
      @marysueshowedu Рік тому +108

      That means he would have to have a well prepared thoughtful gift though

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +59

      I'm glad she's his ex!

    • @klaytonalexandermatthews2047
      @klaytonalexandermatthews2047 Рік тому +68

      @@marysueshowedu precisely! It's not just that he doesn't wanna spend money, he doesn't wanna spend any time on anyone else

    • @Chloe_veronica
      @Chloe_veronica Рік тому +48

      That’s what I said! Or a picnic with home made dinner and candles. Something with some thought at least 😭😭

    • @lottibeth0516
      @lottibeth0516 Рік тому +11

      Literally the first thing I thought, that would be a very nice simple but thoughtful surprise, but no....

  • @dolly_indie
    @dolly_indie 5 місяців тому +62

    disgusting, a women like that deserves to be treated like a queen, she makes her own money, I assume she does most of the household chores. she stayed loyal to this man for 10 years. I applaud her for her tolerance.

    • @Lmg149
      @Lmg149 20 днів тому +1

      Indeed but good thing the woman is now living with someone who will actually treat em right!

    • @DamonJensen-ut7ox
      @DamonJensen-ut7ox 15 днів тому +1

      @@Lmg149good at least she has an actual fucking career because this man that she was with literally makes everything so much more difficult 😭😭😭

  • @charlier.7396
    @charlier.7396 Рік тому +42

    As a charity shop volunteer, nothing is worse than a haggler. Like, you're already getting a 20 pound item for 4.50, please don't ask for the .50 knocked off 😭

  • @libra2135
    @libra2135 Рік тому +3162

    Okay but imagine being his daughter and just hearing "LINDA", she's probably thinking "There he goes again."

    • @evie6336
      @evie6336 Рік тому +44

      Made me giggle

    • @maximilianwalker5961
      @maximilianwalker5961 Рік тому +94

      This happened in one video years ago LMAO she just yelled back “YEAH?”

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Рік тому +10

      @@maximilianwalker5961 I fucking love that

    • @emm581
      @emm581 Рік тому +4

      @@maximilianwalker5961 which video do you know?

    • @maximilianwalker5961
      @maximilianwalker5961 Рік тому +6

      @lili :) don’t remember, but it was years ago. Probably during 2018 or 2019

  • @baileygregg4221
    @baileygregg4221 Рік тому +4083

    Can I ask a question? If there is only a $25 budget, then why not go to the dollar store?? He could make the cake himself for basically $1. Like a whole cake with icing and everything! I'm confused!

    • @sakurasam6101
      @sakurasam6101 Рік тому +514

      I feel he gets an adrenaline rush from haggling unfortunately

    • @VirginiaDowdy777821
      @VirginiaDowdy777821 Рік тому +301

      His wife divorced him after the show, something tells me that this might not have been his first time pulling something like this...

    • @MehIsYes4020609
      @MehIsYes4020609 Рік тому +78

      @1 Million With 0 Videos Challenge (Day 24) ok, I won’t.

    • @raymason5462
      @raymason5462 Рік тому +18

      it depends where he lives, bc where i live we dont have one

    • @sweeety969
      @sweeety969 Рік тому +52

      Imo I don't think he can be bothered. He would rather hit up a couple different stores on a last minute trip than actually pre-plan and put some thought and effort into things.

  • @maddaya
    @maddaya Рік тому +69

    What's so sad is he could have just bought some tea lights which are super cheap. A boxed cake mix to make at home or even a premade cake. Hell you can buy them by the slice for cheap at the supermarket. And a cheap discounted bouquet. I see them all the time for cheap because they're not as fresh. Just... So many ways to be cheap and yet still better than this. 💀

  • @Idkwhattoputhere33789
    @Idkwhattoputhere33789 Рік тому +21

    13:54 is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😂

  • @badremake
    @badremake Рік тому +806

    “i wanna go!”
    “when i pull out my wiener, that’s when the magic happens”
    “.. i don’t wanna go” IM CRYING😭

  • @KingKobra49
    @KingKobra49 Рік тому +2606

    Whoever is reading this…Keep going ,you’re doing fine! No matter how slow your progress, each new week is filled with tiny steps forward. Be proud of yourself. 💯

  • @namechangeable
    @namechangeable Рік тому +208

    Daz: "I want to go"
    Abdul: "when I pull out my weiner, thats when the magic happens"
    Daz: "I don't want to go"
    Me in the background: Laughing the hell off

  • @Grcanf
    @Grcanf 11 місяців тому +7

    "10 YEARS!....You could kill someone for less" ahahahaha

  • @donofab2358
    @donofab2358 Рік тому +1508

    Also. how's he gonna straight up lie to her face about the "Helium shortage" when she can just watch the episode and find undeniable evidence to the contrary?

    • @jackwallace4579
      @jackwallace4579 Рік тому +31

      Although he is someone who would 100% lie about that there is actually a helium shortage. There have been multiple of them in recent years.

    • @AngieBeer1
      @AngieBeer1 Рік тому +31

      Ikr, like yeah, that's what I want for my anniversary, a soggy balloon and a lie.

  • @Cypnos
    @Cypnos Рік тому +4063

    The way Daz gets so happy when he managed to say "legistration" but doesn't realise that's not actually the right word 😂

    • @TheOneTwentyOne
      @TheOneTwentyOne Рік тому +138

      daz is just the best, he cracks me up anytime i watch his videos. He was so confident as well when he said "legistration", he's priceless.

    • @thecajuncarey
      @thecajuncarey Рік тому +96

      Legislation

    • @jennykorcz
      @jennykorcz Рік тому +48

      i thought i was losing it lmao

    • @thecajuncarey
      @thecajuncarey Рік тому +12

      @@jennykorcz maybe you wete

    • @thecajuncarey
      @thecajuncarey Рік тому +2

      Were

  • @mooshtape4540
    @mooshtape4540 10 місяців тому +18

    I can just imagine Linda on the ceiling like a spider and when Daz calls her name I can just imagine her head turning towards Daz as if she was a fucking owl 🕷️ 🦉

  • @Not_Active01_
    @Not_Active01_ 5 місяців тому +4

    20:29 “ten? Ex squeeze me” 😂 i cant rn 😂

  • @the_dark_haired_one
    @the_dark_haired_one Рік тому +1770

    His little skit about balloons had me dying of laughter.
    Also, I felt so bad for the guys wife during this. She seemed so embarrassed whenever he would haggle the price.

    • @Not-Insync
      @Not-Insync Рік тому +47

      she actually divorced him after the show LMAO tbh im not surprised

    • @itznotkozy
      @itznotkozy Рік тому +11

      @@Not-Insync i wish it was recorded😂💀 wouldve been so funny lmao

    • @Not-Insync
      @Not-Insync Рік тому +2

      @@itznotkozy fr 😂

    • @sparkleshimmer8894
      @sparkleshimmer8894 Рік тому +2

      Helium shortage is a real thing

    • @DarkVWolf
      @DarkVWolf Рік тому +1

      Where’s the skit?

  • @nekokabuuuri
    @nekokabuuuri Рік тому +704

    "Take the frosting off-" "NO FROSTING?!" Daz is officially my spirit animal

  • @heart7ess
    @heart7ess Рік тому +19

    I’m crying at the retirement, 16th birthday and graduation balloons. The fact that it didn’t all add up, the floppy balloons taped up, random guests that he paid to come. I’m laughing so much, no one has made me laugh as much as Daz and his reactions.

  • @minagriffin334
    @minagriffin334 Рік тому +17

    Another thing I love about Daz is how there is practically 0 adverts

  • @Tiberiumfreek
    @Tiberiumfreek Рік тому +886

    Even if this was a staged reality tv thing_ the look on her face walking into that room to the cheapest anniversary party, was more genuine than a limited edition kate spade handbag. Her soul left her body before she even entered the room. I feel terrible for her. If its true that shortly after she divorced him, god bless her soul. Go buy yourself the most expensive champagne you can get.

    • @dusk3761
      @dusk3761 Рік тому +52

      The bad thing is it wasn’t staged 😂

    • @Tiberiumfreek
      @Tiberiumfreek Рік тому +2

      @Dusk i shutter hahaha🤣😂

    • @faivana_
      @faivana_ Рік тому +18

      I was cringing the whole time. Bless her…

    • @moistwrmonastring1017
      @moistwrmonastring1017 Рік тому +14

      That poor woman, I also hope she starts spending more on herself

    • @jayo1212
      @jayo1212 Рік тому +1

      They couldn't stage something like that if they tried!

  • @shelbylucero3460
    @shelbylucero3460 Рік тому +639

    She deserves so much better than that! That poor girl, idk how she made it ten years in the first place.

    • @emilydeshais5534
      @emilydeshais5534 Рік тому +24

      Most likely just thought she loved him and that he was worth it… glad she got the courage to leave tho

    • @user-si8hq8wf4o
      @user-si8hq8wf4o Рік тому +16

      She, thankfully, divorced him. And I am very happy for her.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +3

      Probably loved him a lot at one point.

    • @kadenplays573
      @kadenplays573 Рік тому +4

      Maybe he was better in the past? I’m not sure.

    • @xijujangliti4906
      @xijujangliti4906 Рік тому

      That poor 13 year old girl that this youtuber allegedly did horrible things to...

  • @Whimsical_Wraith_16
    @Whimsical_Wraith_16 Рік тому +41

    He could've just bought cheap, pretty candles, some pasta noddles with sauce and meatballs, some cake or another dessert item, for under 25 dollars. Potentially thrown a little bracelet / necklace / earrings, etc. as well.

  • @Gacha.Christophe
    @Gacha.Christophe Рік тому +8

    The way he said “floppy sack” sounded so wrong 😂

  • @louisa2627
    @louisa2627 Рік тому +1112

    i feel so bad for her, i’m glad she divorced him. she seems so embarrassed every time she’s with him and she deserves so much more than that atrocious thing he calls an anniversary present

    • @GhettoMime
      @GhettoMime Рік тому +1

      He’s a groomer smh

    • @FacingFaceless
      @FacingFaceless Рік тому +17

      @@GhettoMime bro he isn't he has a daughter that he takes care of

    • @im_faded437
      @im_faded437 Рік тому +3

      @@GhettoMime it’s fkae

    • @leonskennedyisthebest
      @leonskennedyisthebest Рік тому +29

      @@FacingFaceless don't listen to him, he's another taters boyfriend believing rumors

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/yaTZl9qs_yA/v-deo.html daz being exposed for being pedo over and over lmao this is copy paste comment

  • @sirkalebpaul1326
    @sirkalebpaul1326 Рік тому +1842

    My day is immediately 10x better when I watch Daz’s videos

  • @JoeAlFoBet
    @JoeAlFoBet 9 місяців тому +8

    20:36
    This is literally every conversation that moms have with their friend! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Littlesnail-hj5gw
    @Littlesnail-hj5gw Рік тому +10

    18:40 And emojis look already sat on. 😂

  • @cosmic_luna_
    @cosmic_luna_ Рік тому +657

    I died when he said “happy anniversary here’s a floppy ballon and stick of bread” I love daz so much

    • @weirdo4027
      @weirdo4027 Рік тому +2

      I loved when he said that too! I think it’s the funniest part!🤣

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 Рік тому +3

      ngl the right breadstick wouldn’t be too bad on my birthday 😂

    • @NerdAdventurer85
      @NerdAdventurer85 Рік тому

      I bet she could find somewhere to 'stick' it eh?😂 And i'd be right beside her goin',"Yeeees! Go on!"

  • @Arixwillis
    @Arixwillis Рік тому +417

    19:15
    “I think she’s been out cheating and you know what *snap* wouldn’t blame her!”
    HAD ME DEADDD

    • @miyukishirogane9579
      @miyukishirogane9579 9 місяців тому +25

      Im always unhappy when I see someone cheating on their partner but I wouldn’t blame her either. To buy “happy graduation balloons and happy retirement plates” and fucking leftover cakes on his 10th anniversary this is like saying “I don’t care about you”

  • @jessvision8817
    @jessvision8817 3 місяці тому +2

    Thing is you can do a nice, cheap anniversary.
    Homemade dinner, candles, handmade card, pick flowers yourself, done. This man just doesn't care

  • @marycunningham7154
    @marycunningham7154 Рік тому +5

    Dad saying “TEN?!” In the most serious and calm tone was honestly kinda chilling. Like dang. Caught me so off guard 😅✨

  • @perry4442
    @perry4442 Рік тому +1114

    Daz: “He’s gonna give her a floppy sack!”
    Me: if he gets lucky tonight yeah.

  • @justtjamess7214
    @justtjamess7214 Рік тому +664

    It’s so soul crushing to see people making wild allegations against you all because you helped cancel a sexist. But you continuing without taking the time of day to boost these rumours to light gives us all a warm feeling inside. Thanks Daz.

  • @Rhys111
    @Rhys111 Рік тому +9

    I used to volunteer at a charity shop and someone tried to get a £10 working computer for £5. It was originally £15 and he said he’s never coming back 💀

  • @DrugStoreCandy420
    @DrugStoreCandy420 11 місяців тому +6

    Daz Is someone as a women I’d feel comfortable being alone in a room with. Be like daz.

  • @shybugz1616
    @shybugz1616 Рік тому +668

    daz is that light in a dark cave, and literally just my comfort to go to when im sad

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture5596
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture5596 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/szEmLIdMrr0/v-deo.html
      Finally it’s here!

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 Рік тому +13

      I hate link bots :( i agree with you though!

    • @crazykitten4845
      @crazykitten4845 Рік тому +11

      Me too 😅 I'm depressed and have to find a place for me and my 3 and a half year old son to live because my husband cheated on me with someone I thought was my friend and now she is pregnant and my son and I have to start a whole new existence. I'm so very overwhelmed 😔 staying in a closet is not a fun experience. Can't seem to find places to rent it's just a mess 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @lakaaki
      @lakaaki Рік тому +4

      @@crazykitten4845 that’s depressing

    • @zyloz88
      @zyloz88 Рік тому +6

      @@crazykitten4845 I’m sorry, damn

  • @xbhaalspawnx
    @xbhaalspawnx Рік тому +307

    "That's what he's gonna give his wife! A floppy sack!" Imagine hearing that out of context. 😂

  • @Subscribenow69933
    @Subscribenow69933 Рік тому +2

    “Looks like it’s a condom” 💀.
    “One year old banoffee”
    “I bet she’s like “Did you get me socks again?that are yours?”

  • @LinkyisFridge
    @LinkyisFridge Рік тому +4

    90 percent of the video is just him having a rant about balloons 😂

  • @LG-jb9zs
    @LG-jb9zs Рік тому +282

    the delivery of "here's a bag of my fuckin air" killed me

  • @caseyvannoy7256
    @caseyvannoy7256 Рік тому +260

    What's funnier is when he has to pay for his divorce settlement and he tries to negotiate paying less... Ex-Wife and Judge would be like "Nope, going to take every cent you have until you feel how pathetic you made your Ex-Wife feel."

    • @novacore4597
      @novacore4597 10 місяців тому +6

      That is exactly what I was thinking throughout the whole time like if I was her I would divorce and take half of the money

  • @Ryans_Cohost
    @Ryans_Cohost Рік тому +5

    The fact that Daz's least favorite cheapskate is the one that doesn't treat his wife well just shows how caring Daz really is

  • @TopHat2375
    @TopHat2375 Рік тому +374

    Guy: *Walks into cake shop*
    Me: “He’s probably gonna get her a no frosted bland cake”
    The Guy again: “Would the price be less if we took the frosting off?”
    Me Again: “KNEW IT!!”

    • @jackwallace8475
      @jackwallace8475 Рік тому +3

      Must have been a pretty tall guy if he walked ONto a cake shop, huh?

    • @TopHat2375
      @TopHat2375 Рік тому +3

      @@jackwallace8475 Lol 😂

    • @creepynooby7893
      @creepynooby7893 Рік тому +2

      You mean a bakery?

    • @hrtems
      @hrtems Рік тому +2

      @@creepynooby7893 some country’s call it a cake shop like i have cake shops where I live

  • @luca-yh7hj
    @luca-yh7hj Рік тому +230

    oh my i felt so bad for that woman. you could see the absolute disappointment on her face when she walked into that room. i hope she finds someone that *is* willing to give her the anniversary party she deserves

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/yaTZl9qs_yA/v-deo.html daz being exposed for being pedo over and over lmao this is copy paste comment

  • @Bikitninji
    @Bikitninji Рік тому +2

    "That's what he's gonna get his wife! A floppy sack."

  • @guadalaxarasupreme1693
    @guadalaxarasupreme1693 Рік тому +11

    I would rather miss an anniversary than this 💀

  • @oscarthepole6448
    @oscarthepole6448 Рік тому +1387

    When Daz yelled “No Frosting?!?!” it sounded so personal to him 🤣

    • @averageaveri
      @averageaveri Рік тому +28

      i think it was 💀 he was VERY offended 😭

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Рік тому +3

      This daz black guy groom 13 yo kids and got exposed for it by that kid coming out and u people still follow him? Lol this is copy paste comment to let people who aint aware of it

    • @hellothisiskittyyyyyy
      @hellothisiskittyyyyyy Рік тому +19

      @@bruhmcchaddeus413 bro what☠️

    • @user-tw3yt8uv8h
      @user-tw3yt8uv8h Рік тому +20

      @@bruhmcchaddeus413 you’re so gullible it’s funny af. That’s his daughter. He takes good care of his daughter. If you watch Daz you’ll know otherwise

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Рік тому

      @@user-tw3yt8uv8h nope, not talking about his daughter lol women legit accused him of being pedo but no woman accused tate yet so by his logic..daz is pedo

  • @Lifes_a_Willow
    @Lifes_a_Willow Рік тому +683

    Just to test this i went on my Walmart app and spent 14 and change dollars in total putting what he should’ve bought in a cart.
    Spaghetti noodles
    Sauce with meatballs
    Garlic bread
    Two pieces of chocolate cake and a candle
    And a necklace with an infinity sign
    Card could be homemade.. literally would’ve been so much better than what he did. He didn’t have to get balloons,or plates or plastic wear.. in reality he just spent money pointlessly..what an fool..

    • @Buzzzy-bee
      @Buzzzy-bee Рік тому +12

      Wow.

    • @AngieBeer1
      @AngieBeer1 Рік тому +50

      Yeah I always think that when I watch these cheapskate videos, these people always try to save in the worst ways and ultimately just waste money on embarrassment and mess. It's so easy and they made it so hard just to have a aweful result

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 Рік тому +17

      Literally a couple’s dinner. With just the right amount of effort

    • @chess.stuff45
      @chess.stuff45 Рік тому

      How can he be a fool? It isn't "what an fool", its what a fool.

    • @bensonmade8761
      @bensonmade8761 Рік тому +2

      Oh I like your card idea, especially if you have a photo printer like mine!

  • @huntermoore8302
    @huntermoore8302 Рік тому +5

    I love Daz. I couldn’t even see the screen because I was laughing so hard that my eyes started watering.

  • @joshuafielding7667
    @joshuafielding7667 9 місяців тому +1

    “My love! I spent $5 on you! Worship me!” 😂

  • @wolfer9203
    @wolfer9203 Рік тому +746

    I just love Daz, never disappoints us with his comedy, rants and calling out "Linda", for those reading this, Daz it the most funniest and best UA-camr I know, idc what you say😄

  • @amberschulz2913
    @amberschulz2913 Рік тому +302

    The fact that he has the money to spend and refuses to do something nice for his wife is just crazy

    • @miyukishirogane9579
      @miyukishirogane9579 9 місяців тому +5

      Saving money is important but come on it’s a 10th anniversary spend at least 100$. And you can tell that she really loves him. If it was for money she would have left a long time ago

  • @karachalkerhutchinson5466
    @karachalkerhutchinson5466 Рік тому +2

    I have rewatched your daz watch’s so many times I know everything you say, since my dad committed suicide you’ve been sm help, watching you & listening to you laugh has been my savior. I love you & you’re videos so much!

  • @ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj
    @ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj 6 місяців тому +2

    "its no skin off my boots"
    that was so funny, even though its "no skin off my back" 🤣🤣

  • @callmemoon6635
    @callmemoon6635 Рік тому +588

    If Daz was a Comedian I would pay for front row seats. I would love to see that

  • @S-B-R-0720
    @S-B-R-0720 Рік тому +691

    4 years later and he’s still yelling “LINDA!” At the ceiling 😂

    • @DeathAndRevival
      @DeathAndRevival Рік тому +1

      Alas it has arrived!!! ua-cam.com/video/JVOimOu_xPQ/v-deo.html

    • @FacingFaceless
      @FacingFaceless Рік тому +10

      like daz says linda is hovering over his desk /j

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Рік тому

      @@FacingFaceless no like daz hovering over kids ua-cam.com/video/yaTZl9qs_yA/v-deo.html

    • @S-B-R-0720
      @S-B-R-0720 Рік тому +5

      @LM Linda is his daughter

    • @Eli_16_07
      @Eli_16_07 Рік тому +8

      @LM Where are y'all getting this from? He literally has a daughter that he shows affection towards and y'all jump in accusing him of shit that isn't even true ??

  • @user-cj6ty8cx7h
    @user-cj6ty8cx7h Рік тому +3

    he could have gone to dollar tree 😂

  • @oliviaramos7222
    @oliviaramos7222 Рік тому +5

    Thank you for this I really needed to laugh today 😢😅😂

  • @copiaplush4128
    @copiaplush4128 Рік тому +308

    “How’s it going dazzlers” always brightens my day

  • @silversiren7046
    @silversiren7046 Рік тому +317

    The tenth anniversary gift is meant to be tin. It stands as a symbol of the resilience and strength of a marriage. Tin is a very cheap metal alloy and you can find lovely, locally handmade tin gifts very easily. For a lot less than $25 in fact. That and cooking her a nice dinner at home, or taking her to a picnic dinner in a park to watch the sunset together, would likely have meant a lot more.

    • @Slenderslayer351
      @Slenderslayer351 Рік тому +15

      Something out of a romance novel... Beautiful too

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +9

      How the hell he got her in the first place is a mystery to me.

    • @Jumpshot_James77
      @Jumpshot_James77 Рік тому +2

      @@couragekarnga8735 right.

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Рік тому

      This daz black guy groom 13 yo kids and got exposed for it by that kid coming out and u people still follow him? Lol this is copy paste comment to let people who aint aware of it

    • @Cherry_Yoin
      @Cherry_Yoin Рік тому

      @@bruhmcchaddeus413 do you have any proof of that?

  • @Chicken1257
    @Chicken1257 Рік тому +5

    13:49 my reaction when my parents made cake but didn’t get frosting

  • @redrizzo7500
    @redrizzo7500 Рік тому

    Daz, you are a beacon of light for so many. I have such bad depression and cannot be assed being on this shit hole planet half the time but you seriously help pull me out of that shit. Bless you man.

    • @repent438
      @repent438 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂 bro was trying so hard to get noticed.

  • @arijasbel_
    @arijasbel_ Рік тому +158

    “Ohhhh, it’s your birfday! Don’t worry, I know exactly what to do (🌬).. Here’s a bag of my fucking air” 🎈
    😂🤣 LOVE Daz’s imitations of people and his side rants.. they’re GOLD 😆

  • @BasilDaChefcario
    @BasilDaChefcario Рік тому +727

    I feel bad for the guy working the drive-thru
    Imagine being an underpaid fast food worker and having to deal with a cheapskate wanting to knock off 64 cents.
    Like sir just pay the price and move along there are cars behind you

    • @PhysicallyAwake
      @PhysicallyAwake Рік тому +4

      I agree with you but uhm..the drive thru did kind of look empty 😭

    • @DeathAndRevival
      @DeathAndRevival Рік тому

      Alas it has arrived!!! ua-cam.com/video/JVOimOu_xPQ/v-deo.html

    • @WildVee
      @WildVee Рік тому +13

      @@PhysicallyAwake Cars or no cars, he was a Kevin and people like him are part of the reason I'll never work with customers again. The pure entitlement man, as if that poor underpaid student owns the damn restaurant lol

    • @ciarangamer7362
      @ciarangamer7362 Рік тому

      @@WildVee are Kevins male karens

    • @fishlady7930
      @fishlady7930 Рік тому +1

      I work retail and don't make a living wage and these kind of people come in every damn day trying to haggle and shit.
      I work a petstore and get people who will gloat they spent THOUSANDS of dollars on a deformed dog but will act like the clearance bun will cause them to go homeless.
      The people with kids are worse bluntly saying they don't want to spend more then 30 bucks on a complete hamster set up, when the hanster itself is 25 bucks.

  • @mimmukene
    @mimmukene Рік тому +1

    7:01 THE BEST PART EVER AND THE WAY YOU SAID IT JUST THE BEST

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 3 місяці тому +1

    "that'll be $10:64"
    "Can we just make that $10.00?"
    "Why not make it $11?"

  • @zara1969
    @zara1969 Рік тому +104

    THE WAY HE GOT SO OFFENDED ABOUT THE ICING ON THE CAKE 😭😭😭

  • @HalliCuteness
    @HalliCuteness Рік тому +870

    Watching Daz mess up "legislations" 3 times in a row with his full chest by replacing the second "l" with an "r" is killing me. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @low-key5512
      @low-key5512 Рік тому +72

      I literally thought I was tripping. He said it with such confidence that I thought I've been saying legislations wrong my whole life

    • @jadacheatwood5525
      @jadacheatwood5525 Рік тому +15

      @@low-key5512 Same. Then I thought maybe that's what they call it in the UK 🤣

    • @TLBalisticGamin
      @TLBalisticGamin Рік тому +2

      @@low-key5512 lmao same

    • @TLBalisticGamin
      @TLBalisticGamin Рік тому +5

      @@jadacheatwood5525 nawh bro it’s the same daz just had us trippin

    • @jadacheatwood5525
      @jadacheatwood5525 Рік тому +2

      @@TLBalisticGamin 🤣

  • @dlynch3007
    @dlynch3007 Рік тому +5

    Daz:that’s what he’s getting his wife floppy sack 😂😂😂😂

  • @n.o.v.a.h.
    @n.o.v.a.h. 3 місяці тому +1

    If I got a PARTY as a 10th year anniversary, I would seriously start crying. Come on dude! A PARTY?

  • @caa3625
    @caa3625 Рік тому +280

    Cheapskate: I have a local food business with a hotdog cart
    Daz: I wanna go 🥺
    Cheapskate: When I pull out my weiner that's when the real magic happens
    Daz: I don't wanna go 😳

  • @nooneagain
    @nooneagain Рік тому +484

    She absolutely knows her worth so she eventually left him good on here , remember ladies there’s a difference between love and settling for them.

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/yaTZl9qs_yA/v-deo.html daz being exposed for being pedo over and over lmao this is copy paste comment

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 Рік тому +6

      *remember everyone* there fixed it. Men also need to know their worth

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 Рік тому

      @katcry what? Are men not worth anything or something? Are we not allowed to know we mean something?

  • @doomslayertodd3423
    @doomslayertodd3423 Рік тому

    Ive been following you since Vine days. Heres me watching this in 2023. 35 years old and your videos make me laugh espicially today, I wasnt feeling like I want to stay on earth anymore and these just made me laugh and remind me. That some people go through more rediculous things then me. Love ya Daz. Thank you for being you..

  • @mags731
    @mags731 Рік тому +2

    17:27 When Daz said “there are others who piss me off more”
    I think we all know who we was talking about lol

  • @shrek2842
    @shrek2842 Рік тому +167

    The fact that he tried so hard to say *legiSTRation* when it’s actually *legislation* god I died 🤣

    • @SKZStay1995
      @SKZStay1995 Рік тому +6

      That was great 🤣

    • @katiemason2723
      @katiemason2723 Рік тому +8

      I was looking for someone to point this out haha

    • @danedescande
      @danedescande Рік тому +3

      I sat here questioning my knowledge of English cuz I was like.... Wait isn't it with an L? 😂

    • @tritonk1759
      @tritonk1759 Рік тому +2

      THANK YOU!!!

  • @sweettt321
    @sweettt321 Рік тому +88

    4:11 "some *blind* belgian NUN!"
    I was expecting pretty much everything other than this gem. You can't predict what Daz will say

  • @thefortnitemusketers6023
    @thefortnitemusketers6023 Рік тому

    No matter what video it is, daz's laugh will be the one sound that'll have me busting out in tears

  • @kaitlynfietze5773
    @kaitlynfietze5773 11 місяців тому +2

    Eating ice cream in bed and watching Daz cures all sadness

  • @stonerbear4203
    @stonerbear4203 Рік тому +123

    “She’s just dangling above the desk”💀💀😂😂😂 that killed me

    • @sarah-li4ph
      @sarah-li4ph Рік тому +3

      Same I can’t get that image out of me head 😂😂😂

  • @ellie8902
    @ellie8902 Рік тому +294

    Honestly I feel like a cake would be nice but a home made one because they took their time and energy to make this cake for you. that’s wayyyyy better then a floppy balloon and a cake without frosting lol

    • @thicniggazinc
      @thicniggazinc Рік тому

      The guy is not only a cheapskate but an idiot. I could make a beautiful double layer cake for about $5 (if I had flower sugar etc at home already) and walmart has flowers for $5-$10 and you could prolly get a cheap necklace or bracelet at a pawn store.

    • @miyukishirogane9579
      @miyukishirogane9579 9 місяців тому +1

      A cake is nice if it’s not the only thing. It’s more like a dessert after a restaurant

  • @user-eg9kc1wf6g
    @user-eg9kc1wf6g 3 місяці тому +2

    Oh bless the wife. The pure embarrassment on her face when he does this then the anniversary. She is so pretty and deserves way more. 😢 Like bake a cake for her! Make her dinner,and run her a bath for God's sake man!

  • @randomacquaintance1495
    @randomacquaintance1495 11 місяців тому +1

    his 'bLoOdY HeLL' is giving Ron Weasley a run for is money 😂😂

  • @tobe3940
    @tobe3940 Рік тому +213

    I honestly can't get how that man even won that lady's heart over! You can't expect to impress the lady you like without spending money. Also Daz, everyone including myself love the 'side rants'. I was wondering if you'd like to make some videos that'd be like storytimes? As in the vids having more 'side rants' in them?

    • @emilydeshais5534
      @emilydeshais5534 Рік тому +3

      I’m constantly waiting for the “SIDE RANT” or “LINDA” I love them way too much lol

    • @DestinyRodgers
      @DestinyRodgers Рік тому +2

      I agree with you but at the same time I sort of disagree. My (now ex) bf never paid for anything. It was always me paying when we went out. It wasnt the money that made us break up either.

  • @sir-maam-boops-a-lot
    @sir-maam-boops-a-lot Рік тому +136

    "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY HERE'S A FLOPPY BALLOON AND A STICK OF BREAD!" Daz you are the greatest 😂😂😂

    • @cryingchild4209
      @cryingchild4209 Рік тому +2

      To be honest I love bread lmao

    • @sandman5973
      @sandman5973 Рік тому

      To be honest if I got a stick of bread for my anniversary I’d be pretty happy

    • @sir-maam-boops-a-lot
      @sir-maam-boops-a-lot Рік тому

      @@sandman5973 my obsession with bread is unreal so honestly same 😆

  • @benkeller145
    @benkeller145 11 місяців тому +3

    “You can stab someone for less”

  • @Honey.Bee12350
    @Honey.Bee12350 3 місяці тому +2

    20:30 "10 years, exswueeze me?" 😂😂😂

  • @juuls___2177
    @juuls___2177 Рік тому +55

    the sad thing is that every store owner that gave him a discount thought he was truly struggling. That he was just a sweet man that tried to get something for his wife but doesnt have a lot of money.
    When he has more than enough but doesnt care about the businesses enough. He wants the product but not to support a business

    • @miyukishirogane9579
      @miyukishirogane9579 9 місяців тому +1

      Ikr like there are people that are really on a budget and even they make more effort then him