only for those that don't have natural attractiveness.. others have to put on skimpy little outfits. cake their face.. and make things bigger or smaller cause.. well... your just not good enough
by the way, if anyone cares, the Wingdings is just gibberish ("ugwwijvbndmb"), there's no hidden joke. I'm not sure why I expected it to be anything but it wasn't.
I totally remember "read my flappin' lips". I remember being a kid thinking "That's a line you've gotta use" and then completely forgetting about it for most of my life. Glad I didn't create another cringey childhood memory
I never understood why everyone thought it was like dorky that she came from space. I guess maybe in the future it's weird or something, but i feel like kids would actually think that was cool and want to know everything about it.
They probably could have made Earth humans thinking space humans are dorks work, but the writers would have had to delve deeper than they likely wanted. I know some Sci-Fi stories have it Class-based with Earth-dwelling humans being at the top of the political and social food chain, and the people who have taken to living in space being considered second class citizens. But that'd require refocusing "Zenon" in a VERY different direction than the one it took.
In the movie world, everyone has to be in a strict category and you can't change your caste unless you're the main character. In the real world, you go through so many phases growing up that you have been a little of each category by the time you're an adult. In my childhood, the people that thought science was nerdy were art nerds, or baseball card nerds. No one is a true Chad as it turns out.
I assume it’s similar to if your elementary or middle school teacher stood you up in front of class and announced that you were going to space camp at NASA! It’s seen as a geeky thing to kids.
Guess that's your brain trying to create stuff. Happens all the time when driving, our mind sees a few "images" and our brain puts the rest together. Although now that I've said that, it seems a bit scary.
Because of this movie, to this day I randomly have "Zoom, Zoom, Zoom" pop into my head. It has been engraved in my memory and I am 31 years old. That song unbelievably catchy.
@@VeeHoffman "brendon i dont have health insurance. the common cold could, potentially, end my life. whats your last name. small? you know brendon you have the same initials as bernie sanders. you a communist brendon? i think i am, now " "you dont need to read theory to be a communist, brendon. theory is just a bunch of words some guy wrote once. anyone can read words. communism is like soccer, its all about the practice"
1:42 That black kid looks exactly like Waluigi. He has an exquisite style, wearing overalls with a royal purple shirt underneath. He’s already my favorite character. I would not have found him, if not this video had been conceived. Thank you, good sir.
The ironic thing about her not being able to swim is that in some aspects being on a spacewalk is a lot like being in water, to the point where NASA used a swimming pool to train astronauts for the Space Shuttle. If she can go on an EVA just fine, she should be able to swim... though I suppose on an EVA you're usually tethered to the spaceship.
Imagine a theme park where each section is a different decades depiction of the far future like a 50s future, 70s future, 90s future and 2010s future. Note i feel like every other decade works a little better as there was always some blure between each decade.
I would go. Tomorrowland in Paris use to be like a Jules Verde version of the future and I always thought that was so cool. Shame it doesn't have that anymore.
I was OBSESSED with this movie and I used to watch every rerun of it on Disney Channel. And if it was the marathon of all 3 movies back to back, I would religiously lie in my bed for 5 hours to watch all of them.
I was 100% certain Zenon was a television show. This is insane. I never watched it but the look of it and commercials really pushed the "this is a tv show" vibe.
I love the old school filming, very nostalgic! It reminds me of old family films or even exactly what the quality was when I used to watch tv and movies in the 90s. Keep up the awesome work!
4:48 "I particularly like the fashion trend of the spandex base layers with regular clothes on top, this is the future I think we should be working towards". This is why Mega Man Zero and ZX incorporate the exact same style.
korohacker as a born and raised Ohio state person, snow is neat for about a week and then it’s a pain in the ass. Shoveling, driving, heating bills, scraping your car off. Best experience with it is vacationing in a snowy mountain for a few days and then going home. You’ll have much better memories that way. Plus side: less bugs.
@@KetchupRocket The only good things i can think about winter weather are that there are no bugs and food left in your car stays fresh. That's all. Summer rules.
Gotta say, I love the way you match your vids with the same vibe as what you're reviewing! It really makes it special and worth watching all the way through ♡ great job man :)
One day during my 9th grade Biology class back in early 2000's, we were talking about Single-celled organisms and my teacher mentioned "Protozoa". A girl in my class let out an audiable gasp and shouted out "ZEDIS LAPEDIS!" She quickly put her hand over her mouth and everybody stared at her. She then had to explain what Zenon was and why Protozoa made her yell that out. That was an interesting day.
@RaineTCG Why is it so hard to believe that this happened. I mean it's not some fantastic story or one where everyone claps at the end when someone says something.
I was 6 in 1999, totally into pop stars, and LOVED the 90s/Y2K aesthetic for the future, so as you can imagine Zenon made a huge impact on me. Zenon basically projected what I thought the new millennium was going to eventually look like. I really thought I would be able to travel to space and I loved how diverse, peaceful, and fun everything looked. then 9/11 happened and my dream of experiencing this future within my lifetime sadly faded away :')
This movie was on television while I was waiting for the Jiffy Lube guys to change the oil on my truck. The volume was low, and was nearly washed out by the constant hum of the nearby confectionery machines. Time was standing still. Anyway, I wasn't sure it was a real movie until I watched this video. Thanks for the video.
My parents took me to Colorado for the first time the weekend this movie first aired. It started to snow just before the movie came on. I had never seen snow before. I didn't care. Zenon was on.
Your videos are severely underrated. You put so much time and effort into editing and I thinks it's amazing. I've watched your videos for a couple years and all of them have such a cool style to them
I remember all the advertisements for the Zequel playing up the fact that the letter Z was hidden in every scene. I don't remember why that excited me.
Watching you review this makes me think, "I should get into children's media that I was too old for at the time." I know it's a terrible idea, but I still like to think about it.
@@kosmic_overlord I think the Clintons might finally be done with politics after Bill's Epstein adventures keep getting revealed more each month it seems.
The girl they replaced Raven-Symoné with was actually the girl from the movie The Color Of Frienship, which Disney always showed a couple times during Black History Month.
I think Three Dog is there, at least played by someone. I am not joking, the movie is about Piper Dellums, sister of Three Dog VA, who had an White Afrikaans stayed with her.
I remember this movie being inescapable for a portion of my childhood. it was like half the year was reruns and commercials of Zennon and the other half was halloween town
God, I remember after first watching the premier of this movie back in '99, I DESPERATELY wanted to mimick Protozoa's ridiculous haircut, formed into little individual Hershey's Kiss-shaped spikes, each of it with silver frosted tips. But the silver frosted tips more than anything. GOD I wanted frosted tips lololol. God fuck the very late-90s were an absolute shitshow when it came to fashion. Truly. I never wound up getting the frosted tips, as they went WAY out of style less than a few months after this "film" came out. And it was for the best, quite frankly. But yeah, I have strong memories of watching this movie and some light aspects of its overall æsthetic and absolutely nothing else about it. Though seeing clips of the climax here kinda jogged my memory tbh. Probably because I was always paying most attention when Protozoa was on screen, imagining myself with his epic hairstyle and kickin' fresh outfits. Why did 5 year old me watch this garbage though? Well, both because I had nothing better to do...and because Disney Channel MASTERFULLY advertised the premier of this piece of shit as an absolute CAN'T MISS EVENT. Something that they expertly did with all the old Disney Channel OG Flickerinos.
Same with me. I never watched this movie but I first heard it in kindergarten, some boy kept singing that exact part and dancing around lol. Moose not lying with the 5 year old fans. I was waiting for him to cover the music part!
thebigpurplemonkey true but comic sans has the vertical bars on the letter “I” so it gets a pass. Plus who doesn’t love comic sans. My entire resumé is in comic sans
Disney Presents: Deep Space Nine Also the best, BEST part of this series is the, uh, ‘Zequel’s’, alien design at the end. That thing looked TRULY bizarre and ethereal oh, and of course ‘Zoom Zoom Zoom’
@@OhNoBohNo Without rewatching (and a few minutes of googling), I think you're right. It would fit their deep sea jellyfish design they have and apparently they speak telepathically too.
SILENCE, MAJOR
Chadtronic hi chad
Hey Chad, can you explain what that cool grey oval around tour handle is/means? I looked online before asking, but I couldn't find anything.
Chad we need another Chad x Brutual collab. Y'all are the dream team
DENIED, SIT DOWN
Chad needs more likes
Business Lingerie gonna be big when we're allowed outside again
Yes
only for those that don't have natural attractiveness.. others have to put on skimpy little outfits. cake their face.. and make things bigger or smaller cause.. well... your just not good enough
@@RichardParker2099 is this supposed to be a joke? Or...
You could say it is a thing right now but they keep it outside the zoom window.
So never. Lol
"Pretty alpha huh", weird they actually nailed some future lingo there
The horse has big d energy
I know, it sounds like something people would actually say.
@@i_teleported_bread7404 people use 'alpha' as a descriptive already
Not really. They didn't predict that it would be used as one of the terms for a fake wolf hierarchy fetish. Eugh.
“Swallow the reality pill” 20:01
"You're a popstar, you want a child you get the child"
Well he's not wrong.
Oh no...
Kenzie Michael Jackson
@@joshshrum2764 david bowie, r kelly, elvis and many more
@@KngJester Wait, Bowie and Elvis were pedos too?
@@ButtonMasherReal
The dead don't get trials. So it's just allegations. Sad to say the perpetrators like are just the very tip of the iceberg.
"Star Trek meets Barbie" could describe the entire aesthetic of 1998 - 2002 in all honesty.
The "aqua" vibe is real
CETUS LAPETUS
SILENCE MAJOR
for a moment i read "Shark Tale meets Barbie"
You know what, that’s apropos.
Other UA-camr: "All my videos are going to be in 4k from now on."
Moose: "I'm gonna record all my videos in 360p 4:3."
I love this man.
It’s like if hes a UA-camr from the mid 80s. It’s amazing
Bring back the 8mm baby!!! :D
Some people don`t even know that 360p shows up before HD due to compression..
@@anyroad5455 or 2006 tbh
The Virgin HD UA-camr VS The Chad VHS Archeologist.
I love how you can faintly hear the “Silence! Major!” In the background when Zenon is in the library trying to lookup information on the space station
by the way, if anyone cares, the Wingdings is just gibberish ("ugwwijvbndmb"), there's no hidden joke. I'm not sure why I expected it to be anything but it wasn't.
I remember wingdings being a font on Microsoft Word that turned all your words into weird symbols.
@@alexisd6106 It is, they're saying that the wingdings when translated to normal english don't mean anything
O7
Doing the Lord's work.
I expect it to be something too 🤷♂️😂
“Types some Wingdings on his ergonomic keyboard” was not a sentence I was ready to hear today, but one I needed.
Me, but "Star Trek meets Barbie."
The comment I was looking for-so perfect lmao
The bitchy antagonist telling Zenon she looks like she's from East Jersey is the best line in the movie lmao
Yeah it is
East Jersey is Best Jersey
Dude, the editing making it look a 90's instructional video is hilarious!
I totally remember "read my flappin' lips". I remember being a kid thinking "That's a line you've gotta use" and then completely forgetting about it for most of my life. Glad I didn't create another cringey childhood memory
Missed this when it was first uploaded, but always love a new brutalmoose movie review.
PeanutButterGamer Brutalmoose is criminally underrated
His vids deserve more attention
He’s one of the best
Everything Brutalmoose does is just great
Same goes for you Peebs
I always thought you two were the same guy for a bit
You know you’re getting old when you relate to the adults in the show more than the kids.
I've probably been old my entire life...
Ive been told i have an old soul lol
TheSomewareMan I relate to both. They are ying and yang and I walk the middle path. Thus I am what you would call a woman-child.
Major
I’m at the point in life where I relate to the villains more than the good guys.
Okay so 25 years from now, space will be dressed like 80s rockstar Barbies, Earth will be dressed like 1997.
hey, i’m ready for it
Hey, I'll take that 90s fashion revival any day. Though... seeing 30 year olds rocking the JNCO jeans would be something else...
BEST MID-LIFE CRISIS EVER
I’m 100% down
Well the 80's were hot in the 2010's so maybe the 90's will be hot in the 2040's
I never understood why everyone thought it was like dorky that she came from space. I guess maybe in the future it's weird or something, but i feel like kids would actually think that was cool and want to know everything about it.
They probably could have made Earth humans thinking space humans are dorks work, but the writers would have had to delve deeper than they likely wanted. I know some Sci-Fi stories have it Class-based with Earth-dwelling humans being at the top of the political and social food chain, and the people who have taken to living in space being considered second class citizens. But that'd require refocusing "Zenon" in a VERY different direction than the one it took.
In the movie world, everyone has to be in a strict category and you can't change your caste unless you're the main character. In the real world, you go through so many phases growing up that you have been a little of each category by the time you're an adult. In my childhood, the people that thought science was nerdy were art nerds, or baseball card nerds. No one is a true Chad as it turns out.
Zenon crossover with The Expanse when?
I assume it’s similar to if your elementary or middle school teacher stood you up in front of class and announced that you were going to space camp at NASA! It’s seen as a geeky thing to kids.
@@ElvenRaptor Pretty much the plots of The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Gundam (various versions), and The Expanse, to name a few.
Next year, all brutalmoose’s content will be filmed in black and white silent-film style
Zenon, many old guys in Poland have this name, seeing a girl named liked this made me choke on my drink.
What about Krypton or Neon or Argon
Mandrake Fernflower no, but we have grzegorz, and jedrzej, and zajak
Are you sure that's all you've been choking on? 🤔
wait until you hear about the element!
Wow!
It bothers me how much my brain was fooled by his poorly green-screened hands.
Me to bro
Guess that's your brain trying to create stuff. Happens all the time when driving, our mind sees a few "images" and our brain puts the rest together. Although now that I've said that, it seems a bit scary.
@@callummclachlan4771it happens literally 100% of the time for everyone, not just while you’re driving lol
I'm obsessed with how the mean girl just casually dropped "Eastern Jersey" and I'm not expected to question it
Jersey is the ungroomed armpit of humanity
She called it "viral". Bio warfare? Too dark to be literal?
Because of this movie, to this day I randomly have "Zoom, Zoom, Zoom" pop into my head. It has been engraved in my memory and I am 31 years old. That song unbelievably catchy.
I forgot that song was from this movie and assumed it was an Nsync song that actually existed
DIRTY POP
Ian looks like a character from Home Movies in this lmao.
I hate that this is accurate
Omg
"Cetus Lapeetus, Brendan."
"Yeah, Brendan, Cetus Lapeetus."
"Would you all stop saying Cetus Lapeetus!?"
@@VeeHoffman I am losing it right now
@@VeeHoffman "brendon i dont have health insurance. the common cold could, potentially, end my life. whats your last name. small? you know brendon you have the same initials as bernie sanders. you a communist brendon? i think i am, now
" "you dont need to read theory to be a communist, brendon. theory is just a bunch of words some guy wrote once. anyone can read words. communism is like soccer, its all about the practice"
The main reason I remember this movie is because they ran advertisements for it all the time for years every time they made another one
D-COMs were so big in the past that you couldn't get away from it as a kid, haha.
1:42
That black kid looks exactly like Waluigi.
He has an exquisite style, wearing overalls with a royal purple shirt underneath.
He’s already my favorite character.
I would not have found him, if not this video had been conceived. Thank you, good sir.
He's Blackuigi.
His catchphrase is "Blaa!"
@@i_teleported_bread7404 his catch phrase is "SHHEEEEIIIIITTTT"
@@i_teleported_bread7404 BLALUIGI
hahaha he kinda does, the outfit is exact
@@LunarRobotyx "Who said I got left off bad and boujee?"
One of the things I really like about this movie is that apparently everyone on 2040s earth drives 1999 Volkswagen Beetles
ze car of de future
i know i definitely would if i could get one
Ian is looking so good in the first outfit from his "business lingerie" fashion line. I really dig that Barney inspired color scheme.
I appreciate the green screened in hands the most
"You're a pop star and you want a child? You get the child!"
Ah, so the future isn't all that different from the present.
R Kelly?
Your fursona is so cute!!!
@@brunobucciaratiswife thank you!
Drew the art myself on my old Galaxy Note phone.
It just gets more relevant as more time passes
The ironic thing about her not being able to swim is that in some aspects being on a spacewalk is a lot like being in water, to the point where NASA used a swimming pool to train astronauts for the Space Shuttle. If she can go on an EVA just fine, she should be able to swim... though I suppose on an EVA you're usually tethered to the spaceship.
Well swimming is about propelling yourself through water through displacement. In space you don't have to create your own thrust
And still able to breathe
swim through the water maybe, but stay above the surface and not drown probably not so much
Also if you can swim in space you can probably swim even better in gravity.. that line was hilariously stupid.
Imagine a theme park where each section is a different decades depiction of the far future like a 50s future, 70s future, 90s future and 2010s future.
Note i feel like every other decade works a little better as there was always some blure between each decade.
That would be so cool!
I would go. Tomorrowland in Paris use to be like a Jules Verde version of the future and I always thought that was so cool. Shame it doesn't have that anymore.
So pretty much half of the extinct pavilions in Disney Worl?
Check out the extinct Disney attraction “Horizons” which actually presents a version of what you’re describing
Will Kirwan aw
The outfits and backgrounds remind me of the inside of a 90's Taco Bell. Miss that scheme, and with all the menu changes, the food too.
Taco bell interiors looked 200000% better 20 years ago
I think I've seen one Taco Bell with the 90's chairs and tables a couple of years back. It was crazy seeing the old cups and everything.
WHAT I REALLY MISS IS THE COIN GAME WHERE YOU GET FREE FOOD IF YOUR PENNY LANDS ON THE PLATFORM
sorry
You can take your 90s taco bell, I will keep my crunchwrap
@@BigRoyBad Not for long, friend :( if they got rid of the quesorito, I imagine this will follow
"Zoom zoom zoom" and "cedas lapidus" were lodged deep in my brain thank you for helping to dig them out.
The Zenon series is basically The Expanse for kids. Right down to the billionaire using a space station to test out a virus.
Now we need a kids' version of Game of Thrones
Star Trek for kids
How to name people in your sci-fi story: Grab a science textbook, flip to the glossary, and start picking at random.
Tender Loving Care knows a lot about "Business Lingerie"
They don't want no scrubs, either
Lol damn that's an OG video 🤣
I love that video!
I was OBSESSED with this movie and I used to watch every rerun of it on Disney Channel. And if it was the marathon of all 3 movies back to back, I would religiously lie in my bed for 5 hours to watch all of them.
"You're a popstar and you want a child, you get the child."
Timely.
Sia has entered the chat.
The sound byte of “Silence major!” was definitely just unlocked from the depths of my memory.
SILENCE....minor?
“I get to dance with Protozoa!”
Is this Xenon, or Osmosis Jones?
nice
**Zenon
For some reason, before seeing this video, I always remembered it as "Xenon" too tho....lol.
Damn homie you are thriving in that look, MAJOR.
god that freeze frame at the end, the scream, the blasted exposure, then the fade to white is really such a supreme combo
My wife would like to request the one where a girl pretends to be her brother for motocross reasons.
It’s called Motocrossed
I totally forgot about this movie! It used to be one of my favorites
And big fat liar with frankie muniz
@@jarmakey1 I still love that one
OneMoreRep wow
I was OBSESSED with this movie when I was a kid. I wore my hair in that stupid half updo almost every day to school in fifth grade.
I loved it too
I loved it. It was silly but I thought Zenon was so “cool” and the color scheme of this whole movie was fun to watch when I was a teenager
Sausage Mahoney hole sum
Your editing gags are unparalleled, major.
Zenon predicted “low key” and “high key”
The Hologram teacher was actually one of my drama teachers, and his wife was in one of the sequels im pretty sure
That's pretty dope, and I like your name. Skeembo XP
"pretty alpha"
"Take the reality pill"
Greg was a proto-incel
You mean proto-Chad
I was 100% certain Zenon was a television show. This is insane. I never watched it but the look of it and commercials really pushed the "this is a tv show" vibe.
Kudos for consistently trying to put some hands on those green screen gloves xD what a legend.
dang Zenon is a kid. I must have watched it when i was really young because in my brain she looked 20.
"Absolve me for interrupting but that hair do, or shall we say don't..."
Yup that's exactly how kids talk
That's how they talk in the FUTURE
thecosmicradiation That’s also how they talked 20 years ago, history repeats itself
That's how yasss queeen slay gurrrl clapback influencers online talk tho
@@christinenadeau6371 or james Charles stans
I vote you do My Date with the President's Daughter if you haven't already!
I remember that one, enjoyed it more than this movie
I love the old school filming, very nostalgic! It reminds me of old family films or even exactly what the quality was when I used to watch tv and movies in the 90s. Keep up the awesome work!
4:48 "I particularly like the fashion trend of the spandex base layers with regular clothes on top, this is the future I think we should be working towards".
This is why Mega Man Zero and ZX incorporate the exact same style.
Did not expect that reference here
Mega Man Zenon
To be fair I've met people in there 30s who've never seen snow, and upon seeing and feeling it for the first time remark "it's cold".
I had a similar situation the first time I saw a palm tree in person.
I'm 30, and I have yet to experience snow personally. I'd love to someday
korohacker as a born and raised Ohio state person, snow is neat for about a week and then it’s a pain in the ass. Shoveling, driving, heating bills, scraping your car off. Best experience with it is vacationing in a snowy mountain for a few days and then going home. You’ll have much better memories that way. Plus side: less bugs.
@@KetchupRocket The only good things i can think about winter weather are that there are no bugs and food left in your car stays fresh. That's all. Summer rules.
Gotta love that the least plausible thing in the whole movie is Chelsea Clinton being president.
Don't you fucking jinx it
Chelsea did NOT have sexual relation with that woman. ;)
Chelsea did NOT leak e-mails to a foreign nation. ;)
WhY Is sHe nOT 50 PoiNtS ahEaD? ;)
If Trump can become president, anyone can. You, me, anyone.
@@blackphoenix77 anyone except another Clinton, I hope. he was good
@@blackphoenix77 anyone evil and coniving enough for sure
Gotta say, I love the way you match your vids with the same vibe as what you're reviewing! It really makes it special and worth watching all the way through ♡ great job man :)
"You're a pop star and you want a child, you get the child"
Is that you Epstein?
H P more like Michael Jackson
Uh, phrasing?
@@glitchedsushi Am I even going to live to see a day when people stop thinking MJ was a paedo?
Ghislaine Maxwell has what you need.
One day during my 9th grade Biology class back in early 2000's, we were talking about Single-celled organisms and my teacher mentioned "Protozoa". A girl in my class let out an audiable gasp and shouted out "ZEDIS LAPEDIS!" She quickly put her hand over her mouth and everybody stared at her. She then had to explain what Zenon was and why Protozoa made her yell that out. That was an interesting day.
That hurts
Cringe
that didn’t happen.
@@currentteeth4078 I mean, I would hope so, but I have faith in the force of secondhand embarrassment
@RaineTCG Why is it so hard to believe that this happened. I mean it's not some fantastic story or one where everyone claps at the end when someone says something.
I was 6 in 1999, totally into pop stars, and LOVED the 90s/Y2K aesthetic for the future, so as you can imagine Zenon made a huge impact on me. Zenon basically projected what I thought the new millennium was going to eventually look like. I really thought I would be able to travel to space and I loved how diverse, peaceful, and fun everything looked. then 9/11 happened and my dream of experiencing this future within my lifetime sadly faded away :')
I like how everyone in the future will be driving late 90’s VW Beetles.
The ugliest generation too.
@Weenie Hut Jr's To be fair, Aerostars are pretty hardy and reliable even with how ugly they look.
It's the vintage look their going for.
This movie was on television while I was waiting for the Jiffy Lube guys to change the oil on my truck. The volume was low, and was nearly washed out by the constant hum of the nearby confectionery machines. Time was standing still.
Anyway, I wasn't sure it was a real movie until I watched this video. Thanks for the video.
My parents took me to Colorado for the first time the weekend this movie first aired. It started to snow just before the movie came on. I had never seen snow before. I didn't care. Zenon was on.
Well ....keep writing what happened next!?
This video being 2 months old makes me feel some way... It feels like i watched it so long ago..
That sudden "Okaybye" is the biggest mood I've witnessed in a long time.
"Hey Poopface: Nice poopface you got there!"
I'm actually gona use that one.
Your videos are severely underrated. You put so much time and effort into editing and I thinks it's amazing. I've watched your videos for a couple years and all of them have such a cool style to them
I love the use of an old camera. It fits your style so well.
I remember all the advertisements for the Zequel playing up the fact that the letter Z was hidden in every scene. I don't remember why that excited me.
"popular enough to receive a sequel"
I believe you mean "Zequel", disappointed Ian, disliked and unsubbed for this major blunder.
"major blunder" was a bluder major
Thanks I hate it
Silence, major
Could have been the "squeakquel" hehe
Lame major!
These DCOM reviews have become my favorites of yours, I hope you'll do more!
Watching you review this makes me think, "I should get into children's media that I was too old for at the time." I know it's a terrible idea, but I still like to think about it.
"President Chelsea Clinton" oof.
Yeah that got a laugh out of me
What? You don't know she won't be president 25 years from now. Hilary probably won't be, she'd be super old.
@@FrenkTheJoy Yeah but I'm sure by then she'll get a new skin suit, so she'll look pretty good.
hillary's clone
@@GreyMatterPlatter 😂😂😂😂
"Swallow the reality pill." This kid just predicted the Matrix.
Wasn't that the same year?
Or the Wachowski brothers were big fans of Zenon.
Caleb E. *Wachowski Sisters
Wasn't it a series of books before that?
"If you take the blue pill, your life stays as shit as it was"
"What about the red pill?"
"Same, but strawbery flavor..."
This is literally my favorite Disney Channel Original Movie!! I mean the intro music alone gives me flashbacks and chills ❤❤. What an era ❤❤!!
Your video quality and digital effects were just perfect. *chef's kiss*
Also; major and minor is just "high-key and low-key"
oh shit.... youre right.... the writers predicted at least one thing right
"High key, silence!"
"When a pop star wants a kid
They get a kid"
Ooof
"business lingerie" i have never laughed so hard in my life
Rain is a whole experience in itself. It isn't just water coming from the sky but a smell and feel of the air as well.
“Business lingerie” had me rolling for like 10 minutes 😂
I’m loving the VHS quality of these videos.
I love your videos and the nostalgia it causes me
Protozoa is what would happen if Sugar Ray remained famous and never changed after his role in the Scooby doo movie.
"President Chelsea clinton" wow that didn't age well
I mean...... it's not 2049 yet, so I guess we'll see
@@kosmic_overlord don't worry in 2049 someone will respond to this comment and give us our answer hopefully
@@kosmic_overlord I think the Clintons might finally be done with politics after Bill's Epstein adventures keep getting revealed more each month it seems.
@Ash Ketchup probably not which is why I said hopefully
@Ash Ketchup oh ok
The girl they replaced Raven-Symoné with was actually the girl from the movie The Color Of Frienship, which Disney always showed a couple times during Black History Month.
Good to know I guess
I think Three Dog is there, at least played by someone.
I am not joking, the movie is about Piper Dellums, sister of Three Dog VA, who had an White Afrikaans stayed with her.
She also played on Strange Days at Blake Holsey High and Life With Derek, too.
I remember that one, back when people actually wanted to improve race relations, unlike today.
@@powerist209 Isn’t three dog the radio dj from fallout 3?
i'm really digging the retro aspect ration/quality. it's so nostalgic seriously
Ian always has the best edits, the commitment to the “hands” bit throughout the video is inspired.
I remember this movie being inescapable for a portion of my childhood. it was like half the year was reruns and commercials of Zennon and the other half was halloween town
I will say Sir Ian is that I love rewatching your videos because of your editing I always notice something new and it makes me laugh.
God, I remember after first watching the premier of this movie back in '99, I DESPERATELY wanted to mimick Protozoa's ridiculous haircut, formed into little individual Hershey's Kiss-shaped spikes, each of it with silver frosted tips. But the silver frosted tips more than anything. GOD I wanted frosted tips lololol. God fuck the very late-90s were an absolute shitshow when it came to fashion. Truly. I never wound up getting the frosted tips, as they went WAY out of style less than a few months after this "film" came out. And it was for the best, quite frankly.
But yeah, I have strong memories of watching this movie and some light aspects of its overall æsthetic and absolutely nothing else about it. Though seeing clips of the climax here kinda jogged my memory tbh. Probably because I was always paying most attention when Protozoa was on screen, imagining myself with his epic hairstyle and kickin' fresh outfits. Why did 5 year old me watch this garbage though? Well, both because I had nothing better to do...and because Disney Channel MASTERFULLY advertised the premier of this piece of shit as an absolute CAN'T MISS EVENT. Something that they expertly did with all the old Disney Channel OG Flickerinos.
It was the beginning of the media controlling your desires, view of the world, and opinions.
I just wanted Protozoas jacket
Honestly every now and then, I sit around and my brain suddenly remembers "ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM MAKE MY HEART GO BOOM BOOM" It will be with me to i die.
Same with me. I never watched this movie but I first heard it in kindergarten, some boy kept singing that exact part and dancing around lol. Moose not lying with the 5 year old fans. I was waiting for him to cover the music part!
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM
"Do escorts have business lingerie?"
-Brutalmoose, 2020
Isn't everything they wear business...
@@McDADDyK i don't know how to respond to this
well do they?
@@tacticstonk4740 yes, they do.
Ian, I love watching you find your voice and then find your other voice and then find your other voice and then find your other voice.
i am absolutely BEGGING you to post a long stream of you video editing, i just love your editing style
Officially gonna start putting “into horses and cybercrime” in my bio
Protozoa’s fashion sense is advanced for the 90’s and prehistoric for the universe of the movie
It’s early 2000’s AF
Holy shit, you nailed it
He kinda looks like a bootleg early 2000's Justin Timb
Didn't even realize he was rocking the Zenon look until he said it. And it was extremely satisfying.
When you're so out of the loop you didn't realize ViewSonic is still often rated in the top 3 best monitor brands yearly.
Saturn’s third largest moon is Iapetus, with an uppercase i, not Lapetus.
I mean he did say he got it from a buzzfeed article so it can’t be too trustworthy 😂
Curse you sans serif fonts!!!
Avengeful Fox so what you’re saying is we should move to a comic sans standard?
@@BrickedUpp Comic Sans is also a sans serif font. It's in the name man
thebigpurplemonkey true but comic sans has the vertical bars on the letter “I” so it gets a pass. Plus who doesn’t love comic sans. My entire resumé is in comic sans
Disney Presents: Deep Space Nine
Also the best, BEST part of this series is the, uh, ‘Zequel’s’, alien design at the end. That thing looked TRULY bizarre and ethereal
oh, and of course ‘Zoom Zoom Zoom’
Yea agreed. Also wasn't it at the bottom of the ocean too?
@@willkirwan I dont think so, but i think it DID make whale noises???
@@OhNoBohNo Without rewatching (and a few minutes of googling), I think you're right. It would fit their deep sea jellyfish design they have and apparently they speak telepathically too.
@@willkirwan *picking up weird-ass Zequel alien thing* "I just think they're neat!"
@@OhNoBohNo They're major cool!