What's on the tapes?! - Mystery Tapes Double Feature

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  • @wormdoodles
    @wormdoodles 4 роки тому +699

    "Mr Wallace, isn't this a gorgeous hand?"
    "Absolutely gorgeous"
    "There's another one like it"
    I mean, I laughed.

    • @renmage2311
      @renmage2311 4 роки тому +43

      I enjoyed how intensely dry and almost jaded it was

    • @brianstone6463
      @brianstone6463 4 роки тому +29

      The great, late Victor Borge. I got to see him live in concert, a very long time ago.

    • @KeenHunter
      @KeenHunter 4 роки тому +2

      Me too. I might have to check out Victor.

    • @wormdoodles
      @wormdoodles 4 роки тому +5

      Now that I've rewatched the video specifically for that opera singer skit, I think I'm officially a fan!

    • @PowerGlove79
      @PowerGlove79 4 роки тому +2

      Brian Stone It’s weird, i was just thinking about him today, specifically the commercial for his best of tape I saw all the time in the early 90s. In fact, this recording may be it

  • @Water_Lily44
    @Water_Lily44 4 роки тому +943

    Fun story about those musical Clorox ads at the end: Back around that time one rainy day, there was a TV station airing a marathon of James Bond movies and my grandfather was watching it. Being bored I decided to join him. During one commercial break, something, somewhere went wrong and the ENTIRE commercial break was those Clorox ads! Legit about 10-12 in a row of "MAMA'S GOT THE MAGIC..." It became a running joke between my grandfather and me for years! Good times...

    • @kade41200
      @kade41200 4 роки тому +132

      Mama really did have the magic that day

    • @Musicradio77Network
      @Musicradio77Network 4 роки тому +23

      I remember the Clorox commercials. The music sounded a bit more calypso than Harry Belafonte did. It keep saying “Mama’s Got the Magic” over and over like a broken record.
      If you know Mama got her magic, as the platters would say “You got the Magic Touch”.

    • @cutiepatooty123
      @cutiepatooty123 4 роки тому +8

      Wow! This is better than my version

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 4 роки тому +17

      Watching classic movie or mystery series marathons are the best way to bond with your family members at home...

    • @Water_Lily44
      @Water_Lily44 4 роки тому +2

      @@KasumiRINA I see what you did there!

  • @None-Trick_Pony
    @None-Trick_Pony 4 роки тому +659

    Aged 91, lifetime performer. That's a great age to reach, and performing to his death at THAT age is the mark of man whose dedication to his craft knows no bounds. I respect that. I respect that a lot.

    • @dorothycrystal2058
      @dorothycrystal2058 4 роки тому +16

      same

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Рік тому +5

      In Tim Minchin's "3 minute song" he makes a joke about how Victor Borge became such a standard for musical comedy that it not only laid the groundwork for people like him but gave him a constant point of comparison.
      Stilgoe and Skellern are the only other musical comedians I've seen come close to Victor Borge and Tim Minchin in terms of piano playing skills AND comedy, the sheer genius of Richard Stilgoe being able to take any 6 or 7 random things the audience shout out and write a funny rhyming song about them in the time it took Peter Skellern to play just 2 piano songs amazes me still.

    • @DominoFreakShow
      @DominoFreakShow Рік тому +2

      Wow Ian aged fast.

    • @Tairygreen
      @Tairygreen 10 місяців тому +2

      Yeah! I heard he booked himself for his own funeral, and did a hell of a job

    • @smashi1310
      @smashi1310 6 місяців тому

      I love how it is the one comedy pianist i know

  • @portalpiggy
    @portalpiggy 4 роки тому +220

    hearing "Hello, I'm Michael Eisner" activates my fight or flight response

    • @robinw.8083
      @robinw.8083 Рік тому +22

      It makes me think of Defunctland 😅

    • @ryanahr2267
      @ryanahr2267 11 місяців тому

      @@robinw.8083 Him and Yesterworld both for me. But yeah, that was every Sunday night for my family and I for years. It was one of the few real small pleasures we had when I was growing up. Seeing the segments set in the parks always killed me because we could never afford it. I went once when I was 5 and then the next time I got to go was almost 30 years later.

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 10 місяців тому +3

      I think the two phenomena are related; I don't think I would've cared a great deal about the CEO of the Walt Disney Company without Kevin going into the foibles of his tenure.

    • @travtotheworld
      @travtotheworld Місяць тому

      It's important to remember that the Walt Disney Company was on the verge of bankruptcy when Eisner took over. He saved the company and gave us the Disney Renaissance. It wasn't until Frank Wells died in that helicopter crash that things really went sideways.

  • @alinktoana
    @alinktoana 4 роки тому +1300

    "hello, i'm michael eisner""
    that Defunctland flashback

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony 4 роки тому +74

      I can't think of Eisner without thinking of Defunctland. What a damn good show.

    • @Dianecites
      @Dianecites 4 роки тому +26

      OMG hahah
      You can’t have Eisner without Defunctland

    • @xXTomokoKurokiXx
      @xXTomokoKurokiXx 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah, Defunctland has made Mr. Eisner a genuine PTSD trigger for me.

    • @camwoodstock
      @camwoodstock 4 роки тому +25

      "Hello, I'm Michael Eisner."
      Defunctland fans: *[PTSD FLASHBACKS]*

    • @NaSandJayZ
      @NaSandJayZ 4 роки тому +18

      The fact that a bug's land is also gone now (very recently too) is just the cherry on top. Maybe we'll get a defunctland episode on that soon

  • @jecka1021
    @jecka1021 4 роки тому +1595

    "Hello, I'm Michael Eisner"
    Defunctland crashes through the wall like Kool-aid man

    • @FooPanda
      @FooPanda 4 роки тому +63

      With a sponsor from Squarespace!

    • @StompyRoA
      @StompyRoA 4 роки тому +106

      As a massive Defunctland fan, this made me breathe out of my nose when something’s funny on the internet.

    • @TigirlakaLaserwolf6
      @TigirlakaLaserwolf6 4 роки тому +17

      "OH NO"

    • @youtubesfavoriteidot7714
      @youtubesfavoriteidot7714 4 роки тому +20

      @@TigirlakaLaserwolf6 OH YEAH

    • @deathwoomy6749
      @deathwoomy6749 4 роки тому +17

      You should really send that clip to Defunctland, Ian. I think he’ll like it :)

  • @LARKXHIN
    @LARKXHIN 4 роки тому +459

    “If women want their own oatmeal...I’m not gonna stop them. “
    A true gentleman.

    • @pugimonster_944
      @pugimonster_944 4 роки тому +18

      A true musical chad

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +9

      Vanilla Cinnamon? I want their oatmeal as well.

  • @kie2
    @kie2 4 роки тому +126

    I think that Victor Borge segment was really well presented. I love how we transition from utter confusion to respect and a solemn reminder of the passage of time through this snapshot of a point in time that is this VHS tape.

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Рік тому +6

      In Tim Minchin's "3 minute song" he makes a joke about how Victor Borge became such a standard for musical comedy that it not only laid the groundwork for people like him but gave him a constant point of comparison.
      Stilgoe and Skellern are the only other musical comedians I've seen come close to Victor Borge and Tim Minchin in terms of piano playing skills AND comedy, the sheer genius of Richard Stilgoe being able to take any 6 or 7 random things the audience shout out and write a funny rhyming song about them in the time it took Peter Skellern to play just 2 piano songs amazes me still.

  • @C.V317
    @C.V317 4 роки тому +1484

    I’d honestly kill for a day where the only news is that it’s cold.

    • @zanizone3617
      @zanizone3617 4 роки тому +16

      Oh, man, if only!

    • @CreepyUncleIdjit
      @CreepyUncleIdjit 4 роки тому +159

      But then the news would be "Christopher Valentin killed some random person today. It's also cold."

    • @1KayBilly
      @1KayBilly 4 роки тому +41

      Be careful. That's what the dinosaurs said.

    • @zubrhero5270
      @zubrhero5270 4 роки тому +20

      @@1KayBilly "Awesome! Is that a shooting star? ...."

    • @DrakeSavage64
      @DrakeSavage64 4 роки тому +16

      That's pretty much life in Iowa.

  • @creativ9761
    @creativ9761 4 роки тому +834

    Seeing a Nintendo Switch recorded on VHS makes me feel weird.

    • @eternalspitfire9064
      @eternalspitfire9064 4 роки тому +37

      Ok so it's not just me. Good to know.

    • @TombstoneChris
      @TombstoneChris 4 роки тому +17

      It doesn't make me feel weird. It makes the world feel right to me.

    • @moramento22
      @moramento22 4 роки тому +36

      It kinda feels like a portal to an alternate reality

    • @viviscera7551
      @viviscera7551 4 роки тому +10

      yeah, real shit. I have dissociation issues as it is lol

    • @kryptomanik
      @kryptomanik 4 роки тому +11

      NOW you're playing with POWER!

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 4 роки тому +505

    "Teens love Subway"
    Oh no.
    OH NO.

    • @yourdadsbbqbrisket8526
      @yourdadsbbqbrisket8526 4 роки тому +83

      jared "close-your-eyes-for-a-foot-long-surprise" fogle

    • @kieran6417
      @kieran6417 4 роки тому +20

      @@yourdadsbbqbrisket8526 definitely more like a 6 inch

    • @littlejuliuscaesar8920
      @littlejuliuscaesar8920 4 роки тому +26

      jared “if-they’re-under-3-they’re-alright-for-me” fogle

    • @robosexxxual
      @robosexxxual 4 роки тому +18

      Jared “if-their-names-on-the-clock-they’re-ready-for-the-cock” Fogle

    • @NatetheNerdy
      @NatetheNerdy 4 роки тому +19

      Jared "give my sub a little rub" Fogle

  • @gingerhoggatt7838
    @gingerhoggatt7838 2 роки тому +85

    Thank you so much for dipping into the history of Victor Borge. I got a little teary! My parents were huge fans and I was an avid piano player. They took me to see him on my 12th birthday in 1991. 😌

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Рік тому +4

      In Tim Minchin's "3 minute song" he makes a joke about how Victor Borge became such a standard for musical comedy that it not only laid the groundwork for people like him but gave him a constant point of comparison.
      Stilgoe and Skellern are the only other musical comedians I've seen come close to Victor Borge and Tim Minchin in terms of piano playing skills AND comedy, the sheer genius of Richard Stilgoe being able to take any 6 or 7 random things the audience shout out and write a funny rhyming song about them in the time it took Peter Skellern to play just 2 piano songs amazes me still.

  • @shadesilverwing592
    @shadesilverwing592 4 роки тому +75

    My grandma loved Victor Borge, her favourite sketch was where he plays piano so violently he stops to flip up the seat on the piano to pull out a seat belt. I remember her howling with laughter.

    • @NonisLuck
      @NonisLuck 4 роки тому

      Hahahahaha sounds awesome

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Рік тому

      In Tim Minchin's "3 minute song" he makes a joke about how Victor Borge became such a standard for musical comedy that it not only laid the groundwork for people like him but gave him a constant point of comparison.
      Stilgoe and Skellern are the only other musical comedians I've seen come close to Victor Borge and Tim Minchin in terms of piano playing skills AND comedy, the sheer genius of Richard Stilgoe being able to take any 6 or 7 random things the audience shout out and write a funny rhyming song about them in the time it took Peter Skellern to play just 2 piano songs amazes me still.

  • @chayden153
    @chayden153 4 роки тому +115

    22:34 "Hi I'm Michael Eisner"
    *Defunctland intensifies*

  • @ShirfyrBlaze
    @ShirfyrBlaze 4 роки тому +258

    Just so everyone’s clear, the Menards jingle is played constantly in the store. Every 4-6 minutes each day and more during the holidays. Eventually it would drive you crazy. So there was definitely a bonus for me to have an outside position.

    • @decepticreep952
      @decepticreep952 4 роки тому +13

      Did they think the shoppers kept forgetting where they were or something?

    • @LEdHeadW
      @LEdHeadW 4 роки тому +11

      NON STOP but damn it does make me want to go into a Menard for that lumber and tire rubber smell...

    • @LickMyMusketBallsYankee
      @LickMyMusketBallsYankee 4 роки тому +4

      @@LEdHeadW I've never been to one but you just convinced me to go. (Once this pandemic isn't a bother...) I love those types smells.

    • @lunakitty1990
      @lunakitty1990 4 роки тому +3

      I remember going to one a few months ago and you weren't kidding about the jingle playing it constantly.

    • @zachfakename3747
      @zachfakename3747 4 роки тому +3

      I work in Plumbing. What’s worse is hearing “High Hopes” 5 times every fucking day

  • @roxiep2010
    @roxiep2010 3 роки тому +78

    I had hearing damage at a young age so I knew the tunes of those musical commercials, not so much the words. It's really wild to go back and listen today with my surgery-fixed ears and hear the lyrics clearly for the first time.

  • @Splitter4416
    @Splitter4416 4 роки тому +427

    "The only news of the day is that it's gonna be cold tonight."
    Yup, that's Iowa.

    • @serena_elizabeth8453
      @serena_elizabeth8453 4 роки тому +7

      Split Banana A fellow Iowan I see. LOL

    • @DarwinDerby
      @DarwinDerby 4 роки тому +7

      this is the last place i expected to see some Iowan news lol

    • @russianbot8576
      @russianbot8576 4 роки тому +10

      hey now, earlier this year they debated furiously about whether or not trans people should be people with rights, or free to hate by corporations and landlords. give iowa some credit.
      (the decision was, they didn't remove gender identity from discrimination laws)

    • @elhazelrah
      @elhazelrah 4 роки тому +3

      This reminded me of a Harvest Moon weather report.

    • @vanspoorsveeplays357
      @vanspoorsveeplays357 4 роки тому

      Hooo boy. I remember. >_>

  • @ansel569
    @ansel569 4 роки тому +124

    its so fascinating how much pop culture and entertainment is pretty much lost from the public consciousness entirely, in just 30 or 40 years. It makes you wonder what we think is a big deal today but nobody will remember 30 years from now, except for in bizarre snippets like these.

    • @ibn1989
      @ibn1989 4 роки тому +5

      I'm glad youtube exists, because a lot of that stuff would be lost to time.

    • @deathstinger13
      @deathstinger13 2 місяці тому

      geeze, that just makes this one concerned with the lack of VHS recordings these days, just how much media is lost?

  • @vivaeljason
    @vivaeljason 4 роки тому +642

    Victor Borge was wonderful. My grandparents made me watch him when I was like seven or eight and I still laugh now at 36.

    • @TheMartinChronicles
      @TheMartinChronicles 4 роки тому +20

      Man, I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows who this is.

    • @kingfloopy
      @kingfloopy 4 роки тому +7

      We're the same age and I watched him with my grandparents also. I still think he's great too.

    • @gayburrito5353
      @gayburrito5353 4 роки тому +6

      I really miss him

    • @phoneboxchicken4108
      @phoneboxchicken4108 4 роки тому +10

      I never heard of him before now, but he seems like a musical version of Tommy Cooper, who was similar but with magic tricks.
      Bill Bailey is a modern music based comedy act that is good.

    • @JLE8811
      @JLE8811 3 роки тому +5

      This is something I had not thought about in 30 years.

  • @QuackAtomic
    @QuackAtomic 4 роки тому +276

    I was in a Menards the other day. They still use that jingle, and it even plays on the intercom between songs.

    • @WannbeSomeGuyWithLongHair
      @WannbeSomeGuyWithLongHair 4 роки тому +14

      I just wonder how the employees have to deal with that jingle all day and or night. I know they can't help it but every time I shop at Menards thats what I end up thinking the whole. Kinda distracting from shopping if you ask me. Just a regular Minnesotan passing through

    • @bikeh
      @bikeh 4 роки тому +17

      R E S T O R E A L A R G E P O R T I O N O F C U R R E N C Y A T M E N A R D S

    • @bigtaste985
      @bigtaste985 4 роки тому +16

      RESERVE A RATHER SIZEABLE QUANTITY OF LEGAL TENDER AT MENARDS

    • @TheSameYellowToy
      @TheSameYellowToy 4 роки тому +2

      Every time I go there, I'm glad I'm not an employee. That jingle has got to be so annoying to hear all day.

    • @jayden6538
      @jayden6538 4 роки тому +7

      @@bigtaste985 RESERVE A RATHER LARGE QUANTITY OF GREEN SLIPS OF PAPER USED TO PURCHASE ITEMS AT MERNARDS

  • @SpaceLordof75
    @SpaceLordof75 4 роки тому +199

    Dude, Mike Powell *still* has the long jump record, nearly 30 years later.

    • @trajhver3
      @trajhver3 4 роки тому +3

      SpaceLordof75 so Ian made another mistake?? :(

    • @SpaceLordof75
      @SpaceLordof75 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah, I guess, but who’d expect only 2 world records in 52 years?!

    • @DaceyecaD
      @DaceyecaD 4 роки тому +1

      That's wild!

    • @frankf684
      @frankf684 2 місяці тому +1

      Mike Powell still has it 4 years later

  • @travtotheworld
    @travtotheworld 4 роки тому +68

    BASF had a ton of commercials in the 90s. They all followed a format of "At BASF we don't make (thing). We make it (adjective)."
    For example, "We don't make the plane. We make it lighter" or "We don't make the jeans. We make them bluer." Then they would close with "At BASF we don't make a lot of the products you buy every day. We make a lot of the products you buy ever day better."

  • @milkshake3280
    @milkshake3280 4 роки тому +518

    "The only news of the day is that it's going to be cold tonight?... Simpler times, man!"
    That one actually cuts deep.

    • @rrpostalagain
      @rrpostalagain 4 роки тому +17

      Milkshake I yearn for those days, again. Ironically, the MAGA days have brought us, instead, into the “everything is divisive and you have to think about horrible things at all time” -era. Great time, indeed. I really can’t wait to have a day with no news.

    • @fahr
      @fahr 4 роки тому +17

      @@rrpostalagain basically the news media has realized that the best way to attract viewers and keep them coming back is to make them scared and/or angry

    • @rrpostalagain
      @rrpostalagain 4 роки тому +8

      O That’s nothing new. I don’t agree if you’re trying to say that they are making “fake news” or making up a global infection. What I want is a president who isn’t infatuated with being in the news and being worshipped. I don’t want to think about the president every day. It’s not a good thing.

    • @fahr
      @fahr 4 роки тому +11

      @@rrpostalagain ah yes it's all trump's fault definitely not the predatory habits of the news media ok

    • @rrpostalagain
      @rrpostalagain 4 роки тому +10

      O ok? That’s all you got? Incredulity? At the absolute very least, Trump has failed to unite the country and “lead” with a “plan”. You are somehow convinced that the media expecting something from the president is unfair? Personally, I can’t believe they still give him as much respect as they do.

  • @anon7596
    @anon7596 4 роки тому +139

    Lads, this is how I got into anime! I had a Japanese friend in school back in the 90s who got sent vhs tapes from his grandparents. I came over one time and got introduced to ruroni Kenshin, detective Conan, kindaichi, kochikame, and Dragonball gt! From then on I was like "gimme all the tapes!"

    • @squirrelmanyt6069
      @squirrelmanyt6069 4 роки тому +8

      Same! I kinda miss how we distributed shows with tapes.

    • @GdotWdot
      @GdotWdot 4 роки тому +22

      Over here in Poland in the 90s we had an Italian-owned TV shopping channel that ran actual shows in certain narrow timeslots. It had the cheapest old shit they could syndicate, but that ended up largely being twice-redubbed ancient anime, most of which barely if ever made it into the US by the way. The Italians had censored these shows at some point, but there was still a lot of random child beating and violent deaths. One of the shows was "Tiger Mask", an anime from the 60s about a wrestler who donates his winnings to an orphanage. Dude actually kills people a few times lol, still, because of his backstory when people in Japan donate to orphanages they to this day occasionally do it under his name (Naoto Date).

    • @mellowcorpsep6665
      @mellowcorpsep6665 4 роки тому +5

      @@GdotWdot tiger mask rules, i still got a vhs of the swedish dub

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 4 роки тому +291

    That’s Victor Borge, he’s probably playing piano in heaven.

    • @AndRewUK24
      @AndRewUK24 4 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @MrDaveRitch
      @MrDaveRitch 4 роки тому +16

      Sadly he has passed. I got lucky enough to see him live in concert before he died.

    • @rayceeya8659
      @rayceeya8659 4 роки тому +3

      That's what I thought. I remember ads for his comedy shows on late night TV back in the 80s.

    • @jenNjuice
      @jenNjuice 4 роки тому +9

      I was screaming victors name at my phone lol. Glad I’m not the only one who recognizes him.

    • @Cynt3r
      @Cynt3r 4 роки тому +12

      He’s literally talking about Victor Borge in the video though, even mentioning that he died in 2000

  • @talkinghoorse6936
    @talkinghoorse6936 4 роки тому +38

    22:34 Somewhere out there, Defunctland is seething in anger and doesn't know why.

  • @E3kHatena
    @E3kHatena 4 роки тому +93

    The Cremewiches commercial awakened something primal and eldritch within me that I had forgotten a decade and a half ago.

    • @wellthismachinekills3809
      @wellthismachinekills3809 4 роки тому +5

      Not to be confused with Cream witches, my go to porn search.

    • @XanthinZarda
      @XanthinZarda 4 роки тому +1

      And yet, I don't even recall any of those products aside from them existing. Makes you wonder how the marketing execs felt when they made great commercials that _failed to sell anything._

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 4 роки тому

      @@wellthismachinekills3809 ...

  • @cozimae
    @cozimae 3 роки тому +45

    Ian aggressively singing and dancing along with the Chef Boyardee ad with his eyes opened up till the breach looking absolutely insane is one of my favourite things now... 29:26

  • @CRANTIME
    @CRANTIME 4 роки тому +282

    "You're 2 years old"
    "No I'm not"
    That's probably the hardest I've laughed at a video a few weeks lmao

    • @joetriche2891
      @joetriche2891 4 роки тому +20

      I used to talk to commercials like this. I hate when they tell you what you do or want.

    • @purplecatonbroadway
      @purplecatonbroadway 4 роки тому +4

      Same, it just caught me off guard lol

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому

      @@joetriche2891 You don't hate that.

    • @Porkey_Minch
      @Porkey_Minch 4 роки тому

      @Frizzurd That was a real yikes moment when they said that

  • @DragnSly
    @DragnSly 4 роки тому +1292

    I love how the politicians responded to the question about mud-slinging with more mud-slinging.

    • @Darkorona
      @Darkorona 4 роки тому +14

      DragnSly That’s just what I was thinking.

    • @rafie281
      @rafie281 4 роки тому +46

      Sounds like politics to me.

    • @xijinping4418
      @xijinping4418 4 роки тому +42

      Gotta say something when you can't say anything of substance policy-wise like most politicians.

    • @pelicanman96
      @pelicanman96 4 роки тому +1

      He's savage

    • @qupjproductions2723
      @qupjproductions2723 4 роки тому +23

      A tradition that continues to this day

  • @fabii8321
    @fabii8321 4 роки тому +276

    BASF, in German "Badische Anilin- & Soda-Fabrik" is a German chemical company in Mannheim and the second largest chemical producer in the world. In the early 1960s and 1970s, they started making cassettes for video and music.
    Today, BASF is the largest chemical company in the world and is active in the fields of dyes, plastics, finishing, crop protection, oil and gas and even nutrition in 170 countries around the world. In Ludwigshafen am Rhein/Mannheim, where it all started, is the largest chemical area in the world with 2,000 buildings on 10 square kilometers.

    • @moramento22
      @moramento22 4 роки тому +6

      Oh I didn't knew BASF made VHS tapes, I knew of them as they're quite present in Poland from where I am

    • @vacuumandgaspressurecoexisting
      @vacuumandgaspressurecoexisting 4 роки тому +1

      @@moramento22 I only know them from VHS tapes and Floppy Disks. Norwegian national here.

    • @FoxMcFoxy
      @FoxMcFoxy 4 роки тому +1

      BASF does a lot of stuff. They produce products for the chemical and automobile industry as well as stuff like VHS tapes back in the days. BASF alone holds 110,000 patents.

    • @teflonravager
      @teflonravager 4 роки тому +4

      At BASF we don't make a lot of the things you buy, we make a lot of the things you buy better.

    • @QuJee
      @QuJee 4 роки тому +1

      No wonder that tape packaging looked so familiar. Im German and I remember my mother used to buy these.Certainly a blast from the past, let me tell you

  • @Cendoria
    @Cendoria 3 роки тому +65

    When "mama's got the magic" kept repeating, I thought the colours would invert and we'd get segmented shots of mama dead on the floor having drunk the bleach.

  • @DenSporetrix
    @DenSporetrix 4 роки тому +104

    "Is it still worth anything?" He says, a sad look washing over his face, realizing he may be in the same situation as that other man.

  • @kwya
    @kwya 4 роки тому +251

    "I mean I don't really get haircuts but..."
    2014:
    I love milk just about as much as I love getting haircuts, I have a tall glass of milk pretty much every night.

    • @turnoffautoplay
      @turnoffautoplay 4 роки тому +4

      Classic

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 4 роки тому +17

      Character development

    • @allendrake6960
      @allendrake6960 4 роки тому +30

      I'm glad you brought that contradiction up! It adds further weight to my theory of why "Ian" (as he would like us to believe) is different in so many ways from how he was years ago.
      Avid watchers of Mr. Moose's channel, including his Brutal Foods spinoff series, may recall a particular episode revolving around reviewing a variety of *Hungry-Man™* brand frozen TV dinners, back in 2017. _"But where are you going with this?"_ you might ask, and with good reason. Perhaps your mind went to the friendly and lovable Tiny Ian from certain Brutal Foods episodes, having discovered a way to enlarge himself to successfully impersonate (Big) Ian?
      Maybe, but unlikely. We've never been given reason to be suspicious of Tiny Ian. No, the real culprit is none other than *Hungry-Man™* himself! Who was it that supposedly came to the rescue by flying to Ian's apartment, when a not-hungry Ian was assaulted with frozen dinners, pleading for help? *_Hungry-Man™!_* And who was nowhere to be found for the remainder of the video as soon as that muscled, hungry "hero" arrived? _IAN!_
      If you look closely enough, those gargantuan muscles are nearly bursting out of his sleeves at all times. Who else would have the might to not only lock Ian away but restrain his physique for the last few years to fool us all? It all adds up! >:(

    • @EagerSleeper
      @EagerSleeper 4 роки тому +12

      @@allendrake6960 Allen did we just experience a manic episode?

    • @allendrake6960
      @allendrake6960 4 роки тому +8

      @@EagerSleeper Don't be fooled by his incredibly muscled and insatiably hungry facade! THAT'S JUST WHAT HE WANTS! #EXPOSEHUNGRYMAN™ #FREEIAN

  • @godspeedyoublacknerd
    @godspeedyoublacknerd 4 роки тому +329

    I love that you're wearing an Everything is Terrible! beanie while talking about VHS tapes

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 4 роки тому +7

      I think the fact that he's wearing a MST3K shirt is perfect

    • @joelrizzo2786
      @joelrizzo2786 4 роки тому +4

      Whatever happened to the EIT UA-cam channel. Any idea?

    • @secondman
      @secondman 4 роки тому +5

      @@joelrizzo2786 It got deleted by YT but they made a new one at ua-cam.com/channels/qTOTqDeuSBP5rSc2ov5oMw.html

    • @joelrizzo2786
      @joelrizzo2786 4 роки тому

      @@secondman Thank you very, very much. Love those people. And god knows we can all use some laughs now.

    • @danceshimmyshake12
      @danceshimmyshake12 4 роки тому

      the man has impeccable taste

  • @007MrYang
    @007MrYang 4 роки тому +530

    I don't remember stuff in the 2000's looking this old.
    I'm getting old

    • @joeinsanity2512
      @joeinsanity2512 4 роки тому +33

      It was recorded on a vhs of course it looks old lol

    • @aniyaturner6
      @aniyaturner6 4 роки тому +4

      Me too...

    • @romulocasas4906
      @romulocasas4906 3 роки тому +5

      I totally thought that debate was from the 80s

    • @RoyalSky424
      @RoyalSky424 3 роки тому +2

      i remember the 2000s

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx 3 роки тому +2

      @@romulocasas4906 I thought it was from the 90s

  • @Mikitanfox1
    @Mikitanfox1 4 роки тому +163

    Seeing this recorded in VHS makes me nostalgic... something about the grainy shittyness of vhs recording takes me back to a more happy time. Stay safe dude!

    • @pattyofurniture694
      @pattyofurniture694 4 роки тому +8

      Agreed, I absolutely love the way this was recorded.

    • @DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly
      @DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly 4 роки тому +1

      And forgetting whats coming next, I had a friend over one time and i put on a tape that had the hot wheels cartoon. But kept forgetting how many other shows where on before it

  • @carnivalissmellsnotgood2324
    @carnivalissmellsnotgood2324 4 роки тому +73

    The piano part feels like something I'd watch as a kid bored zoned out home alone at 5 pm ish after having eaten multiple shrimp flavored cup noodles.

  • @internetnobody6754
    @internetnobody6754 4 роки тому +218

    Hardee's casually admitting to grinding up a bunch of people to put in their new sandwhich

    • @russianbot8576
      @russianbot8576 4 роки тому +13

      pigs are better than people, but should we really consider chauvinists and capitalists 'people', over smart, big hearted pigs? really makes ya think

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 4 роки тому +3

      ​@@russianbot8576 "should we really consider chauvinists and capitalists 'people', over smart, big hearted pigs?" Nice post Snowball. How's the farm going?

    • @livly_garden
      @livly_garden 4 роки тому +5

      @@warbossgegguz679 pigs are so much cuter than capitalists if you ask me.

    • @thisisanexonym
      @thisisanexonym 4 роки тому +8

      Hardee's - e a t t h e r i c h!

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 4 роки тому +2

      ​@@livly_garden But they're still people.
      The only thing lower than all 3 is a communist, but being fed to humans or pigs is too good of treatment. Good people have been killed and fed to pigs, and it would be an insult to the dead to do that to a communist. :)

  • @idnastalks
    @idnastalks 4 роки тому +47

    Oh my gosh Victor Borge! I remember watching this a lot when I was younger. It was one of my dad’s favorite. Thank you for that nostalgia trip I just went on

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Рік тому

      In Tim Minchin's "3 minute song" he makes a joke about how Victor Borge became such a standard for musical comedy that it not only laid the groundwork for people like him but gave him a constant point of comparison.
      Stilgoe and Skellern are the only other musical comedians I've seen come close to Victor Borge and Tim Minchin in terms of piano playing skills AND comedy, the sheer genius of Richard Stilgoe being able to take any 6 or 7 random things the audience shout out and write a funny rhyming song about them in the time it took Peter Skellern to play just 2 piano songs amazes me still.

  • @nope1018
    @nope1018 4 роки тому +123

    the fact that you're filming this on VHS adds a lot

  • @vermillion1735
    @vermillion1735 4 роки тому +63

    I still have vivid memories of Chef Boyardee commercials, with the cans rolling down the road into a kid's house.

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 4 роки тому +1

      YES!! Oh my God, I always used to turn on the NC channel 46 Saturday morning cartoons- Yu-Gi-Oh was my favorite- and I remember that commercial clearly. I'd basically forgotten about it until I read this

    • @oldkid820
      @oldkid820 4 роки тому

      I just tried that stuff, it’s ass.

  • @speedrublucas1139
    @speedrublucas1139 4 роки тому +78

    Mama's got the magic, and she's gonna get burned for being a witch.

  • @zerir.3726
    @zerir.3726 4 роки тому +375

    despite the fact i was born in 2003 everything looks so _close_ to being familiar i’m mad for not recognising anything

    • @soda_fairy
      @soda_fairy 4 роки тому

      Fr

    • @bluesquadron8667
      @bluesquadron8667 4 роки тому +11

      I get what you mean. I remember a lot of this stuff even though I was like 3

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker 4 роки тому +10

      I felt the same with the video he did about VHS from 1998/1999

    • @dariuskikstra3994
      @dariuskikstra3994 4 роки тому

      Zeri R. Not scientifically possible

    • @zerir.3726
      @zerir.3726 4 роки тому +13

      @@dariuskikstra3994 yeah that’s what i’m tying to say

  • @PeanutButterGamer
    @PeanutButterGamer 4 роки тому +477

    I remember every singe one of those musical commercials.

  • @Norweeg
    @Norweeg 4 роки тому +85

    I love this series so much. Oh, and it starts with Victor Borge. He was hilarious and a legend!

    • @hollogyny
      @hollogyny 4 роки тому +5

      norweeg what I love more is the fact that you have a yes album cover as a profile picture

    • @Norweeg
      @Norweeg 4 роки тому

      Hollogyny Thanks! I get that comment a lot. ✌️

  • @TheOddMindofSamBo
    @TheOddMindofSamBo 4 роки тому +311

    I love how Ian’s channel is now just artsy LGR

    • @squidud
      @squidud 4 роки тому +10

      SamTheSclam that’s a great thing

    • @daniellomas3003
      @daniellomas3003 4 роки тому +8

      Lazy game reviews

    • @squidud
      @squidud 4 роки тому +13

      I think he actually did a cameo in one of LGR's videos. The Y2K one I think.

    • @daniellomas3003
      @daniellomas3003 4 роки тому +3

      @@squidud yup you are right

    • @HoveringNebula
      @HoveringNebula 4 роки тому +18

      It's actually kind of funny. Back when LGR started out, he recorded his live action stuff on a VHS Camera, then moved on to a modern one. Ian's just worked backwards, but dammit if I don't love this niche. Now Ian just needs to get his own ugly 70's plaid chair.

  • @feraldynasty
    @feraldynasty 3 роки тому +35

    There's a reason everyone from the midwest has the Menards jingle permanently seared into their brain, it's pure nostalgia

  • @Rexdrinksredbull
    @Rexdrinksredbull 4 роки тому +92

    Everytime I see Micheal Eisner, I can faintly hear Kevin Perjur letting out a single scream

  • @mudikyu
    @mudikyu 4 роки тому +84

    Fun fact: it turns out that Burma-Shave signs are still up in parts of old Route 66 in Arizona. The company may be long gone, but it's neat to know that their influence is still around.

  • @lulu_9000
    @lulu_9000 4 роки тому +124

    Re: Scrubbing Bubbles: I think it's supposed to be a literal scrubbing bubble. The bottom brush part is the "scrubbing" and the top is the "bubble."

    • @stagpie6449
      @stagpie6449 4 роки тому +15

      The real question: does it know it exists in a body so temporary? Do living bubbles fear death??

    • @floyd2386
      @floyd2386 4 роки тому +3

      I thought that was obvious, painfully so. How could he not see that?

    • @lulu_9000
      @lulu_9000 4 роки тому +11

      @@floyd2386 Maybe because the design is too opaque. They look solid white on top, not translucent the way you'd expect a bubble to be. It took me years to see it myself for this reason. When I was a kid I just assumed that was maybe a specific design of a bathroom-cleaning brush.

    • @wjdelu6758
      @wjdelu6758 4 роки тому +10

      I always thought it was some kind of brush you held in the palm of your hand. Kinda weird now that i think about it

    • @lulu_9000
      @lulu_9000 4 роки тому +2

      @@wjdelu6758 That's what I used to think, too.

  • @joshuaterry846
    @joshuaterry846 4 роки тому +22

    Watching Ian's passion and love for things makes me so happy. Sometimes I feel life is kind of devoid of anything to care about except maybe a few close people, but then i see Ian talking about how much he enjoys this kind of stuff and it warms my jaded heart ❤

  • @kesitepe
    @kesitepe 4 роки тому +461

    I lost it at "You're two years old" "No I"m not."
    Also, don't worry, the "women need their own oatmeal" thing is definitely weird.

    • @someone___1240
      @someone___1240 4 роки тому +36

      I don’t understand why we need our own oatmeal

    • @bluesquadron8667
      @bluesquadron8667 4 роки тому +21

      @@someone___1240 because marketing

    • @ashaler__
      @ashaler__ 4 роки тому +41

      by the oatmeal logic, i want nonbinary corn flakes

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 4 роки тому +2

      I want iron in my oatmeal tho that's cool

    • @Jkdabomb10A
      @Jkdabomb10A 4 роки тому +2

      Tlontb, the NB Ukrainian Army Ball love this.

  • @RosasEnLaPrimavera
    @RosasEnLaPrimavera 4 роки тому +90

    "There's no us it's just me." I'm pretty sure MJ won't appreciate her erasure from the company.

  • @whiteydiamond
    @whiteydiamond 4 роки тому +436

    I remember the Campbell's commercial where a snowman came into a house, ate some soup, and melted into a kid.
    The catch phrase was "Mmm Mmm Better"

    • @Red-Wolf-Ben
      @Red-Wolf-Ben 4 роки тому +32

      Oh, the weather outside is frightful...

    • @yo-kaishopper5049
      @yo-kaishopper5049 4 роки тому +16

      Mmm Mmm Good, not better.

    • @jerrica76
      @jerrica76 4 роки тому +11

      I remember the snowman commercial they showed it a lot at Christmas

    • @TheOneGuy1111
      @TheOneGuy1111 3 роки тому +5

      You just stirred up a memory that I haven't recalled in years...

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 роки тому +3

      @@yo-kaishopper5049 I don't feel Mmm Mmm Better

  • @Ramonatho
    @Ramonatho Рік тому +2

    The Iowa Senate debate from 2002 opened a point in my mind from which I was so young and had no idea what was going on, but the old KCRG logo was so nostalgic.

  • @TombstoneChris
    @TombstoneChris 4 роки тому +340

    This has quickly become my favorite series on UA-cam. the fact that you are recording this on an actual VHS and uploading it like this is phenomenal. I am hugely nostalgic and I am one of those people that have no problem popping in a VHS movie on a CRT TV and watching it. The world has become too fancy. There is something that just makes you feel good about something that comes from a time when the world was I wouldn't say perfect but felt more right. I love the randomness of what's on the tapes because you just don't know. I never thought of this idea but now I am definitely going to be purchasing old VHS tapes like this hopefully I come across some gems. I'm a sound cheesy here but watching this just takes on a roller coaster of emotion. I admit I'm shedding tears over here. I truly am one of those that long for the days of old. Thank you so much for doing this.

    • @joshuajohnson3296
      @joshuajohnson3296 4 роки тому +3

      I feel that same way. All the best dude.

    • @TombstoneChris
      @TombstoneChris 4 роки тому +1

      @didz13 Thanks

    • @danieldietrich9969
      @danieldietrich9969 4 роки тому +3

      If you like this kind of stuff, you may be interested in RedLetterMedia's Best of the Worst: Black Spine editions.

    • @ShinySpinarak
      @ShinySpinarak 4 роки тому +6

      I wish I could find a comment like this that can enjoy stuff like this without having to complain about current day. Soundcloud is fun to dive into and see the random songs people come up with, youtube has so many random videos to go through... current day is just as fun and random if you know where to go.

    • @mortemmalum7228
      @mortemmalum7228 4 роки тому +6

      You, sir, have won hipster of the year! Please report to headquarters to ensure your beard is up to code and then you can collect your reward and get a polaroid with the club president.

  • @AndrewConlan
    @AndrewConlan 4 роки тому +90

    i believe the reason she takes such a round about way of saying "low prices" is because low prices makes it sound cheap an people don't want cheap, they want quality for a low price, so "always on sale" sounds better than cheap, because something on sale COULD be quality, but something cheap could be cheap for SO many reasons.

    • @allendrake6960
      @allendrake6960 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds right. "It's cheap because I'm nice enough to sell such a fabulous, premium quality product to you at a reduced price, not because it's cheaply made!"

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 4 роки тому

      I have the other stereotype: low prices simply mean they're not overcharging. While always on sale means they have problems selling it due a high amount of returns or negative reviews, so I always double check items that are often on sale for reviews online.

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 2 місяці тому

      Could also just be that saying they always have low prices is because they would've been sued by Wal-mart. Occam's Razor and all that.

  • @TheArcherboy11
    @TheArcherboy11 4 роки тому +184

    are we not going to talk about that transition from, "look i can jump far!" to "I lost my leg to gangrene."?

  • @Ali_Womble
    @Ali_Womble 4 роки тому +45

    "Momma's got the magic...
    Momma's got the magic...
    That's where I wanna...
    That's where I wanna..."

  • @baitzadasuto
    @baitzadasuto 4 роки тому +86

    Gotta love the Hardee's ad that seems to be unintentionally implying they're selling a sandwich made of human meat mixed together with actual pork

  • @SpingotGoomer
    @SpingotGoomer 4 роки тому +116

    Anyone else find that piano concert bit in the beginning actually very interesting?

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 4 роки тому +15

      Absolutely. Victor Borge is hilarious.

    • @alexdimaria3689
      @alexdimaria3689 4 роки тому

      Yes ! Victor Borge help ppl to love orchestra by doin the clown on scene ! It was very nice !

    • @WCtheComedian
      @WCtheComedian 4 роки тому +1

      Loved Victor Borge for decades-he was incredibly talented. Best Of videos to be found on YT

  • @0rluh
    @0rluh 4 роки тому +45

    Those early 2000s commercials feel like just yesterday. I could watch these for hours. Feels oddly soothing right now. I guess I want to pretend like it’s any time but now.

    • @octogonSmuggler
      @octogonSmuggler 4 роки тому

      I have an old recording of Van Helsing that has amazingly calming Christmas commercials from the early 2000.

    • @julissamedina5664
      @julissamedina5664 4 роки тому

      Same same 💓

    • @videogamegurl96
      @videogamegurl96 4 роки тому +2

      Me too. I started watching old commercial compilations a few years ago during a depressive episode. Anymore, media like this gives me a sense of comfort.

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 2 роки тому +6

    I went to Disney California in 2013 and the Bug's Land part was _still there,_ over a decade later. I never liked the movie but the park zone was really really cool, every little detail was some scaled up object. Awnings and signs were leaves, posts were things like pencils and bendy straws stuck in the ground, benches were made from popsicle sticks. It really felt like you were shrunk down to bug size.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 11 місяців тому

      It was great but sadly it’s now been replaced with Cars land

    • @NotOnLand
      @NotOnLand 11 місяців тому

      @@maddieb.4282 Both were there when I went, so unless Cars Land moved or doubled in size you're mistaken

  • @heatherchaundy1943
    @heatherchaundy1943 4 роки тому +51

    that piano/stand-up guy is victor borge!! my dad loves him and the stuff that ive seen of his is pretty funny.

  • @steelstrider2624
    @steelstrider2624 4 роки тому +12

    I really like the VHS aesthetic,. at first I thought it was just a filter, but the authenticity of it being recorded on an actual VHS tape pulls the whole thing together. This turned out fantastically. great idea and great execution

  • @saranghae1saranghae
    @saranghae1saranghae 4 роки тому +205

    "Mama's got the magic..."
    "Mom has got the magic..."
    WHICH ONE IS IT?!

    • @PrincessAshley972
      @PrincessAshley972 4 роки тому +10

      Sounds like "Mama's got the magic" to me

    • @allendrake6960
      @allendrake6960 4 роки тому +12

      Easy.
      "Mama's has got the magic".

    • @sullivanbard
      @sullivanbard 4 роки тому +3

      I only remember it as "Mama's got the magic." So, I go with that.

    • @theSato
      @theSato 4 роки тому

      Anyone who hears 'mom has' is just wrong lol

  • @epn9394
    @epn9394 2 роки тому +9

    It’s funny how vintage these ads feel, and they’re only from 2002. Which doesn’t seem like that long ago. I love these, it’s like looking through a time capsule.

  • @soap7203
    @soap7203 4 роки тому +151

    Just waiting for when Ian finds lost media on one of his tapes and puts some years-old manhunt to rest lmao

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 4 роки тому +15

      I found an unlabeled tape. On it was Anal Intruders vol. 1-3 😯

    • @holyshard530
      @holyshard530 3 роки тому +2

      That would be absolutely amazing!

  • @HeadsetGuy
    @HeadsetGuy 4 роки тому +176

    If you're a fan of Victor Borge now, I'd recommend checking out his "Inflationary Language" bit if you haven't already.

    • @FabricFool
      @FabricFool 4 роки тому +7

      Thanks, Headset Guy: I hoped someone would point out Victor Borge, one of the funniest Danes since Hans Christian Andersen. Funnier.

    • @Xeno426
      @Xeno426 4 роки тому +2

      I particularly enjoy his "version" of The Magic Flute.

    • @dracoinsanity
      @dracoinsanity 4 роки тому +1

      I think that was the most interesting part of this video for me. His comedy looks like the kinda stuff that's right up my alley. I'm definitely gonna look into him after his. :D

    • @dumpling6410
      @dumpling6410 4 роки тому +2

      Phonetic Punctuation is great too!

    • @Just-in-Space
      @Just-in-Space 4 роки тому +1

      I remember watching his stuff as a kid. Idk why must have been a rerun.

  • @officialnezquick
    @officialnezquick 4 роки тому +59

    “Lucky for us this tape does include commercial breaks...” I’d only ever hear that on this channel

    • @moldyskittle
      @moldyskittle 4 роки тому

      nezquick there’s whole compilations of old ads on UA-cam. I hate modern ads but the early 2k and before stuff is just nostalgic as hell. I guess this is the only channel you’d hear that from but he’s not alone for sure.

  • @PsDnK
    @PsDnK 4 роки тому +15

    How do you know, that you love a UA-camr? You watch each and every commercial through without skipping it.
    Oh, and love the fact you discovered Børge Rosenbaum aka Victor Borge. Not many remember him nowadays. Fun fact, he ended up buying an old castle here in Denmark.

  • @RingoBuns
    @RingoBuns 4 роки тому +70

    I remember in public school when those listerine packs came out we would dare each other to hold the entire pack’s worth of sheets in our mouth and my god did it ever burn.

    • @HookedonChronics
      @HookedonChronics 4 роки тому +20

      We convinced some kid that it was a tab of acid and he started acting like he was tripping like an hour later.

    • @octogonSmuggler
      @octogonSmuggler 4 роки тому +14

      @@HookedonChronics God I miss gullible kids. I once convinced a girl that all sparkling water was actually vodka. She started coming to school "drunk".

    • @julissamedina5664
      @julissamedina5664 4 роки тому +6

      I did 12 once my sinuses were clear for a day(had childhood asthma lol)

  • @ptcrusa
    @ptcrusa 4 роки тому +39

    Mike Powell still holds that long jump record actually, 29 years later.

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 4 роки тому +4

      Damn, son, that _is_ a long jump.
      I'm sorry.

    • @ptcrusa
      @ptcrusa 4 роки тому +1

      He is just now re-entering our atmosphere

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 4 роки тому

      @@ptcrusa His landing shall purge the Earth like the lizard titans before us

  • @SonicKurosaki
    @SonicKurosaki 4 роки тому +117

    "It makes A Bugs Land look pretty fun"
    It wasn't

  • @MyMyMicah32
    @MyMyMicah32 3 роки тому +13

    Over a year later, I just woke up from a dream with the chips ahoy jingle stuck in my head. I genuinely couldn't go back to sleep as I was hunting around to find where i heard that tune before.

  • @MikeKobela
    @MikeKobela 4 роки тому +49

    22:33 "My Eisner-senses are tingling!" - Kevin Perjurer

    • @LeftHandGloveClub
      @LeftHandGloveClub 4 роки тому +3

      Defunctland is getting pretty big...

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 4 роки тому +1

      Mike Kobela speaking from someone who is a fan of Defunctland, I get the reference.

  • @EricTheRed4143
    @EricTheRed4143 4 роки тому +50

    this series is kinda like the 'remember when' show in a way. same thing, really, just a century later, late 20th centurt-early 21st nostalgia

  • @StCerberusEngel
    @StCerberusEngel 4 роки тому +276

    Sorry to be the millionth person to tell you this, but:
    The top of the scrubbing bubble is a ... bubble.
    It's a bubble with a scrub brush on the bottom. A scrubbing bubble, if you will.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 4 роки тому +33

      You just blew my mind. I always just saw it as the brush's handle.

    • @wendyokoopa7048
      @wendyokoopa7048 4 роки тому +3

      @@solchapeau6343 I'm here with the Real Name from the official S.C Johnson website his name is Scrubby. Also I'm in with the company as my sister works for them. I love my scrubbing bubbles.

    • @purplecatonbroadway
      @purplecatonbroadway 4 роки тому +1

      Why did this never occur to me

    • @decepticreep952
      @decepticreep952 4 роки тому +4

      Wait, so it's not a handle? All these years, my life has been full of lies...

    • @ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575
      @ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575 4 роки тому +1

      A scrubble.

  • @DumasDumasDumas
    @DumasDumasDumas 4 роки тому +34

    I was in kindergarten when the creamwich sandwiches were at their peak, I loved them so much. Until one day the kid across from me told me the cream was made specifically from sheep, and I asked my mom not to buy them anymore.

    • @XenoDelta212
      @XenoDelta212 11 місяців тому

      omg lol why did kids come up with oddly specific places where food came from?? I have a similar story where a kid in 1st grade told everyone that mcdonald’s hamburgers were made of “goat brains”, and even though i eventually knew it wasn’t true i didn’t eat them for years after that just because that was what i associated them with lol

  • @mythhavennoir
    @mythhavennoir 4 роки тому +389

    "Does a woman need her own oatmeal?" Translation: "Let's us sell you the exact same product for more money."

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 роки тому +50

      It's expensive making things pink. They might even throw in a few objects that vaguely taste like strawberries.

    • @artchic528
      @artchic528 4 роки тому +29

      I find these sorts of products insulting. How dare they assume I want pink oatmeal! I want my oatmeal brown and boring like everyone elses!

    • @omnipresentsnowflake4698
      @omnipresentsnowflake4698 4 роки тому +15

      Because pandering is empowering of course

    • @sheepish2159
      @sheepish2159 4 роки тому +12

      I don't get the point of complaining about the "pink tax." If it's the exact same product then just buy the cheaper version?

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX 4 роки тому +12

      They added soy to it...that's it. At the time, the phyto-estrogen research for soy made it seem more effective than it actually was for treating symptoms of menopause. That said...just buy regular cheap oatmeal and make it with soymilk.

  • @justme002
    @justme002 4 роки тому +29

    Being able to make food look appealing in advertising is a relatively recent thing. Most advertising involving food avoided showing it too much back in the day.

    • @BenCol
      @BenCol 4 роки тому +1

      And they have all kinds of tricks to do so. One of them (for print ads and product labels at least) is soaking a tampon in water, microwaving it, and then hiding it behind the food to make it look like the food is steaming hot.

  • @SoulcatcherLucario
    @SoulcatcherLucario 4 роки тому +73

    It's so odd how nearly twenty years later the Menards ads haven't changed at _all_

    • @jordanthejq12
      @jordanthejq12 4 роки тому +1

      There are some 2019 and 2020 ads available on UA-cam. Aside from a modernized look, they haven't changed one bit.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 роки тому

      Aliens..

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 4 роки тому

      Same banjo intro, same enthusiastic male voice, same green. Everything is there same.

    • @Demache92
      @Demache92 4 роки тому

      @@wareforcoin5780 Even our local store, which was built in 2002 when I was 10, really hasn't changed. Heck, at some of the customer assistance desks, they still have the same CRT TVs that show who is working right now and they are so faded from running nonstop for 20 years.

  • @motherofthetans
    @motherofthetans 3 роки тому +7

    I played piano as a Young Person, and loved Victor Borge ever since my grandma introduced me to him. The man was a legend and exactly the kind of performer/musician I desperately wanted to be (but never became).

  • @Tomorrowandtomorrowandtomorrow
    @Tomorrowandtomorrowandtomorrow 4 роки тому +65

    Victor Borge is a legend. As a child I watched him on Sesame Street, back when that show was full of culture and humor.

    • @ToonamiT0M
      @ToonamiT0M 4 роки тому +4

      Heck yah! Victor Borge is awesome!

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Рік тому

      In Tim Minchin's "3 minute song" he makes a joke about how Victor Borge became such a standard for musical comedy that it not only laid the groundwork for people like him but gave him a constant point of comparison.
      Stilgoe and Skellern are the only other musical comedians I've seen come close to Victor Borge and Tim Minchin in terms of piano playing skills AND comedy, the sheer genius of Richard Stilgoe being able to take any 6 or 7 random things the audience shout out and write a funny rhyming song about them in the time it took Peter Skellern to play just 2 piano songs amazes me still.

  • @michaelmartin9022
    @michaelmartin9022 4 роки тому +61

    "Be kind - tape over?"
    Who knows how much revenue you've denied big media by watching an old Golden Girls somebody taped in 1990??

  • @jimboleparrot1299
    @jimboleparrot1299 4 роки тому +33

    this series is just as good a brutalfoods, absolutely love it

  • @Catglittercrafts
    @Catglittercrafts 4 роки тому +15

    That first guy is Victor Borge. He's absolutely amazing! You should check more of his stuff out. He's a very or was a very accomplished concert pianist but also extremely hilarious and charismatic and did a lot tours and television appearances I believe in the sixties and seventies mostly.

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Рік тому

      In Tim Minchin's "3 minute song" he makes a joke about how Victor Borge became such a standard for musical comedy that it not only laid the groundwork for people like him but gave him a constant point of comparison.
      Stilgoe and Skellern are the only other musical comedians I've seen come close to Victor Borge and Tim Minchin in terms of piano playing skills AND comedy, the sheer genius of Richard Stilgoe being able to take any 6 or 7 random things the audience shout out and write a funny rhyming song about them in the time it took Peter Skellern to play just 2 piano songs amazes me still.

  • @glorybr
    @glorybr 4 роки тому +39

    Weird fact, Good’s furniture still exists but now it’s also a BnB as well as a furniture store, so you can vacation in a furniture store? So bizarre

    • @ThemightyHerm
      @ThemightyHerm 4 роки тому +5

      Legit I grew up in a small town not far from the town goods furniture is in and ended up working for a company that delivered there, turns out the lady in the commercials is not a nice person when you meet her

    • @romajimamulo
      @romajimamulo 4 роки тому

      @@ThemightyHerm ... Can you spill the details?

  • @ninelivesstealer
    @ninelivesstealer 4 роки тому +9

    Having grown up in the Midwest, I've been seeing Menards commercials and hearing their radio ads for my whole life. I don't know why, but for some reason the "SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS!" jingle has never gotten old or annoying even when so many other commercial jingles do. Reminds me of the good old days when my grandpa would take me to Menards and complain about how everything is more expensive now.

  • @mortthechicken8639
    @mortthechicken8639 4 роки тому +39

    I remember as a six-year old I would sometimes just sing "Mama's got the magic of Clorox bleach!" out loud at random points. My parents must've thought I was crazy 😆

  • @natejohnson2099
    @natejohnson2099 4 роки тому +7

    This is like my favorite series on the Internet right now. A nice chill adventure.

  • @Has-uo1lq
    @Has-uo1lq 4 роки тому +112

    As a woman, I don’t feel empowered by the oatmeal commercial. .........why does oatmeal need a gender?

    • @SolaireHighwind
      @SolaireHighwind 4 роки тому +38

      Now I'm just thinking about Manly Oatmeal for Men. Extra large *manly* oat grains, cedarwood packaging, 500 grams of protein per serving to get you SWOLE.
      Gendered food is weird.

    • @omnipresentsnowflake4698
      @omnipresentsnowflake4698 4 роки тому +4

      Pepperoni Pizzazaroli, for women!

    • @MrMatthias
      @MrMatthias 4 роки тому +8

      @@omnipresentsnowflake4698 Chef Girlardee? 🤔

    • @triccele
      @triccele 4 роки тому +9

      Why? Because you can charge them extra if it's pink and says "for her"

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 4 роки тому +9

      @@SolaireHighwind You forgot the part about it being bacon-flavored.

  • @obnoxiouspriestify
    @obnoxiouspriestify 4 роки тому +43

    When I go the sleep every night, I think about Ian's insides. Last night it was Ian's Deep Femoral Artery. I thought about the branches and smoothness of the walls. Very interesting

    • @Celestialghost
      @Celestialghost 4 роки тому +4

      Clyde-outdoor-products excuse me

    • @Vonias
      @Vonias 4 роки тому +4

      I am suddenly very uncomfortable.

    • @zephyrian1006
      @zephyrian1006 4 роки тому +3

      OK yandere

    • @Puddlenaut
      @Puddlenaut 4 роки тому +3

      I think veins are better. Non pulsatile gives a smoother ride.

  • @ShayBot3000
    @ShayBot3000 4 роки тому +61

    "You're 2 years old."
    "No I'm not!"
    I died lol

  • @blingmobile
    @blingmobile 4 роки тому +142

    when the documentary about the 1900s came up, i thought it was ridiculous that boomers would sit and watch tv just to make themselves feel nostalgia and then i heard "mamas got the magic" and went "ooo i remember that :)"

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker 4 роки тому +3

      As soon as the Clorox 2 bottle came up, it all came back for me.

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 4 роки тому +3

      What's strange to me is that the time period seems a little too early. Surely there wouldn't be many people in the 90s who felt nostalgic for the late 1800s.

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 3 роки тому +4

      It would be the Silent Generation or Greatest Generation that was nostalgic for that era. Boomers would be nostalgic about the 60s I guess.

    • @blingmobile
      @blingmobile 3 роки тому

      @@ashkitt7719 thanks for the correction :D

    • @inyrui
      @inyrui 2 роки тому +1

      This entire series/video is literally just watching TV to make yourself feel nostalgia lol

  • @littlejuliuscaesar8920
    @littlejuliuscaesar8920 4 роки тому +58

    I just want to say one thing:
    *L E F T O V E R S*

  • @rush-io
    @rush-io 4 роки тому +48

    Oh my god. You're telling me, "Squeeze, in the middle. Smack dab, in the middle!" is from a Chips Ahoy commercial?? From when I was 7?!?! I'll catch myself humming it every so often then get annoyed when I can't remember where the hell it's from.

    • @ColumineMiette
      @ColumineMiette 4 роки тому

      That's been stuck in my head for years. I remembered it was for cookies, but I thought oreos. I never tried em.

  • @jamiep9991
    @jamiep9991 4 роки тому +27

    I love how he’s basically making a shared universe with the characters from past tapes, like pizza guy and camera guy.

  • @starkieable
    @starkieable 4 роки тому +4

    The Campbell's commercial is so nostalgic. I remember coming in from the snowy weather as a child and seeing that commercial (that one and the snowman one), and making myself a nice warm bowl. Such nice memories, thank you Ian. ☺️