@@bennewzealand6742 so let’s say a girls pregnant and then the dad doesn’t want a child they’d say they’re gonna get more milk but then they never come back
Bubble Tea I know you are just their alt, promoting themselves. Suck it up and just stop. This is annoying now, promoting in the comment sections of popular youtubers. Stop.
17:25 Dan: If this sends me back to the beginning, I am going to rage. (Sends him back to the beginning.) Dan: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Oh, it's the end, that's okay then!! XD
So Hellossssooo! MY DREAM IS 9k (please don't take this the wrong way!)! Can someone explain to me how I can get there? I seem to not get recommended so no one really finds me! But I don't want to beg or ask anymore so what can I do?
So MY DREAM IS 9k (please don't take this the wrong way!)! Can someone explain to me how I can get there? I seem to not get recommended so no one really finds me! But I don't want to beg or ask anymore so what can I do?
So Hellossssooo! MY DREAM IS 9k (please don't take this the wrong way!)! Can someone explain to me how I can get there? I seem to not get recommended so no one really finds me! But I don't want to beg or ask anymore so what can I do?
14:15 The hermitcraft fan achievement is the hermitcraft series from Grian where he has the exact replica of that time machine and that's how he uses it.
On the second map, "I don't want to do the obvious and punch the sheep" While he was looking around | Me: THERE WAS LITERALLY A WOODEN BUTTON THAT WAS LITTERALY ON THE TOP LEFT CORNER OF YOUR SCREEN. It's hard to spot i'm surprised I even noticed- Then he punches the sheep. Well done buddy, well done. At least he made the right decision .-. but then again, how did u not think about looking up-
So Hellsssssoooo! MY DREAM IS 9k (please don't take this the wrong way!)! Can someone explain to me how I can get there? I seem to not get recommended so no one really finds me! But I don't want to beg or ask anymore so what can I do?
I think the creator of the map was the sheep with the time travelling knowledge and when Dan killed it the guy got erased form existence leaving his time travelling knowledge
paper: Same type of wood means safety... or does it Dan: Ignore's the phrase " or does it" Me: You thought that the oak fence gate would'nt be a troll The oak fence gate: i was a troll all-long
Me: (Sees time machine.) Also me: *_Confused Hermitcraft fan noises._* Dan: (Complements Hermitcraft) Me: WAT UR A FAN TOO?? AAAAAAAAA *_Error! Brain.exe has stopped working. Rebooting...._*
@@annashahan4529 u mean and cruel just go and don't watch this video then if u wanna hate. People who take their time to make us laugh and do u know how long editing can take?
Ghis Ghis Dan should be in Alpha mode because that’s what happened to Grian sooooooo Dan is a hacker Wait that’s illegal Said me You thought I was gonna quote no let the quoting stop everything becomes annoying after a while this includes…s Me 4700000 AC (I’m an alien from Area 77 it’s currently that year 👽)
"Im here with this very strange man."
-Dan 2019
Wassup guys, i recenyly upIøaded a new song called "Focus". Is it 🔥 or 💩?'
@@mystique3330 stop bot
@@mystique3330 no, stop.
*Who else is a true fan of !!* 😂😂👍
👇
(I’m Gifting my next 1000 subs)
*Who else is a true fan and clicked fast !!* 😂😂👍
👇
(I’m Gifting my next 1000 subs)
I haven't been on this channel for four years. Coming back to it now, I'm so glad to see Dan playing Miceraft again and just messing around
Miceraft :D
Micecraft the game full of nice mice!
“three more months”
-Dan’s Child, Oct. 2019
Est. January 2020!
@Andrea Ellis can I ask you a question?
@@mogy7331 its a bot it wont answer
@@skullnoober lol I know I just wanted to see
IKR!!!😍😍😍🥰🥰
😋🥺🥺
"All joke aside though, Hermitcraft is insane."
Us: we know, now make the humans invite u.
he ddid get invited but dan said no
W H O W A N N A
D I E?
Yes we want DanTDM to do either incredible or dum stuff and probably getting blown up
“Why is the time machine Grian’s time machine?”
Me 2019
Zachary Smentek that’s what I was thinking
Me too
I agree
I was thinking that too
Nice name
The sheep gave
me an ‘Asleep’ reference. With the Witch and the Meteor. Any OGs remember?
Yes
Only OG's Remember When Dan Broke His Hand
|
|
V
Um, me?
Zwei Zayn i remember but also not liking your comment,EZ
and he raged so bad when he played the game 😂
Me i do bro
Only OGs remember
*The Diamond Dimensions* !
"I'm going to get some milk"
-dad 2005
Do you mean Dan? I hope so.....
@@kaydenbigman its a joke
@@AbdelftahZowail hahahaa I don’t get it…
@@bennewzealand6742 so let’s say a girls pregnant and then the dad doesn’t want a child they’d say they’re gonna get more milk but then they never come back
@@christopherbobo1604 ik
“Hey, that’s Grian’s time machine!”
-me 2019
JackTheHuman I know Right
new it
I knew it looked familiar
Am a fan of grain the best utuber
JackTheHuman ya I was literally just about to comment this 😂
“Dad, why doesn’t mom get any screen time?”
Dan’s baby, 2019
@Trevor Nelson I thought I was gonna get rickrolled but I guess boy
Squishy Park Jimin dans baby will be born in 2020 tho
Bubble Tea I know you are just their alt, promoting themselves. Suck it up and just stop. This is annoying now, promoting in the comment sections of popular youtubers. Stop.
Trevor Nelson stop
Trevor Nelson ain’t no one play Roblox anymore boi
I am early
- Every TeamTDM Member Ever 2019
zeke harness *Who else is a true fan and clicked fast !!* 😂😂👍
👇
(I’m Gifting my next 1000 subs)
Yes
I am early lol
Names fashthecash
17:25 Dan: If this sends me back to the beginning, I am going to rage.
(Sends him back to the beginning.)
Dan:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Oh, it's the end, that's okay then!! XD
“We have no life.”
-People making quotes 2019
NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnAurescent gamez_
Nicholas Miller yes
So Hellossssooo! MY DREAM IS 9k (please don't take this the wrong way!)! Can someone explain to me how I can get there? I seem to not get recommended so no one really finds me! But I don't want to beg or ask anymore so what can I do?
@@aurescentgamez_ make videos
Nicholas Miller did it work for you
“Yo, is that the Hermitcraft time machine?”
-Me probably
Yes they copied grians time machine
It’s Grians time machine that scar took to a77
Dan you need watch some hermitcraft
Yes indeed
Yup its Grian's one
"The entire comment section is literally just quotes"
me- 2019
What the hell why’s there a bot
Dummy
Kirsten Bayani Why wouldn't there be bots on such a popular platform?
Brooke Smith who even plays roblox anymore
No hit is not
How did Dan didn't see the mossy cobblestone, he literally saw that a few minutes before he saw the cobblestone brick.
Me: I refuse to quote.
Everyone living on Earth: "quote"
"I refuse to quote"
-Wendigo
Ok 👍
"Is anyone gonna say anything about grians time machine design?"
-Me 2019
Ikr
I love grian and mumbo
boys acct thanks for watching hermitcraft
I was just going to say that is Grians time machine from hermit craft
i was gonna say that
Dan is returning to his routes! The custom maps were always my favourite!
1:51 The Officer Is Handcuffed. Taste Of His Own Walgreens Meds.
"Stop quoting things people!"
Me-2019
So MY DREAM IS 9k (please don't take this the wrong way!)! Can someone explain to me how I can get there? I seem to not get recommended so no one really finds me! But I don't want to beg or ask anymore so what can I do?
@@aurescentgamez_ just make quality videos and you'll grow over time. Good luck.
Aurescent gamez_ I will take it the wrong way no
“Dan try to play hermitcraft season7”
-Me 2019
He wouldn't last in hermitcraft.
He kinda sucks tho
@Victor James ive saw the exact same reply before lol
If he did, I would have to choose between a daily uploader, and a weekly uploader.
Dan- Daily Uploader
Grian - Weekly Uploader
funny you said that, because the time machine in this video look almost identical to grian's in hermitcraft season 6
Me 2019
-Literally everyone in the comments
@Minepoop Bubble it's a scammer
Cassandra Perry yes
So Hellossssooo! MY DREAM IS 9k (please don't take this the wrong way!)! Can someone explain to me how I can get there? I seem to not get recommended so no one really finds me! But I don't want to beg or ask anymore so what can I do?
"Y OU RUINED IT"
-me 2091
5:10: congratulations you played... yourself
"Let's keep no originality in our comments!"
Said literally everybody.
うぁつp
`°•°¿□ nh
TheRocketBoi chacha real smooth
TheRocketBoi your profile picture tho
@@lleana26 barney epic
14:15 The hermitcraft fan achievement is the hermitcraft series from Grian where he has the exact replica of that time machine and that's how he uses it.
And even cleo's armour stand tricks as well
I love your videos Dan! Keep up the great work!
"I came here for some juicy comments"
-Me, 2019
Same
same
lol
“Eat eat eat it gave birth oh my god it gave birth aaaah wait we gotta go back”
-it gave birth 2019
ⁿ"is this grian time machine? hmmm"
-me 2019
Ununited gooski take the kids glasses and put it down the well
hermitcraft fans: that’s grian’s time machine!
me: *Vietnam flashbacks*
“Is this a quote?” asked Johnny”
-2019
Carlos Woods don’t scam u dickhead
Carlos Woods hello robot. U suck ok bye
Actually there would be two quotes in a row behind "is".
Carlos Woods stop
@@sonnysykes no swearing
Dan: this is gonna take me forever
Me: seeing the mossy stone bricks
Also me: facepalms self
“All hermitcraft veiwers know this is grians time machine, Also to all you people who say it’s not there is a beacon on top :3”
-Me 700192
yes and it cool you seen the new video
yes
I watch hermitcraft that is grains time machine
It is
I knew it
"Why is this quote thing a thing?"
-Me 2019
‘98% of the comments are quotes saying me - 2019’
me - 2019
On the second map, "I don't want to do the obvious and punch the sheep" While he was looking around | Me: THERE WAS LITERALLY A WOODEN BUTTON THAT WAS LITTERALY ON THE TOP LEFT CORNER OF YOUR SCREEN. It's hard to spot i'm surprised I even noticed-
Then he punches the sheep. Well done buddy, well done. At least he made the right decision .-.
but then again, how did u not think about looking up-
“Why this again?”
- Slightly annoyed me 2019
“Look a rare sighting, a comment that’s not a quote
Psych!”
Me-2019
u mean sike
-SIKE- PSYCH (insert drake meme)
*PSYCH*
“Someone explain why everyone is writing in quotes?”
Me -2019
" no idea its a trend started i dont know how lol"
you just did a quote...
@@macaronistealer r/wooosh
@@macaronistealer and thats thr joke
sim shut up
10:41 I was screaming PUSH THAT STONE BUTTON
“95 % percent of the comments are always a quote”
Me- 2019
Ikr
*Who wants AirPods ?* 💥
I will choose people who Iiked my last song, they will get 4 AirPods for free!
*Who else is a true fan of dan!!* 😂😂👍
👇
(I’m Gifting my next 1000 subs)
No
Fortnite battle of royale play it
"I'm going to end this whole comment section's career."
-Me 2019
"Wait I didn't."
-Me again 2019
" " "quoteception."
Me 2019 "
Me 2019 "
Me 2019
“I wanna quote too.”
-Me, 2019
Idk what quote means
“quoting is when someone records what someone says”
-Me, 2020
@@EggyYolkZ "yes"
-Me 2021
@@rainy_clouds “I’m confused on what to say to this…I’ll make a quote”
Me 2021
"Why is everyone quoting?"
-Me 2024
Dan: "This button seems logical."
Me: Dan! This is an UNFAIR MINECRAFT MAP!!!
We finally found a normal comment!!!!
"Grian is hiding somewhere in this video."
- Me,2019
“Why Do We Eat?”
- Your Moms Crusty Toes 2019
Jasmine Hayes Wanna get reported? Too late I reported your comment
@@andreimarinas9316 ...Really? it's a joke, shut up.
oh, wait, nvm.
officer 88mph + time machine = delorean from back to the future
"This is a quote."
-Me 2019
"This is not a quote."
-Me 2019
Joel Edwards lol
So Hellsssssoooo! MY DREAM IS 9k (please don't take this the wrong way!)! Can someone explain to me how I can get there? I seem to not get recommended so no one really finds me! But I don't want to beg or ask anymore so what can I do?
From the start, i could see it was grians time machine lmao
I’m so early I don’t know what to say so.....
Cucumber
Brandon Rooles GETTTT THEEEEE PICKLESSSSS
Microwave the pickesss
pickle
Pickle
Nipple
I think the creator of the map was the sheep with the time travelling knowledge and when Dan killed it the guy got erased form existence leaving his time travelling knowledge
"are there any comments that aren't quotes?"
-Me 2019
"True"
Me 2019
"No"
-Me 2019
"Congrats Dan for getting on trending!"
- Me 2019 to DanTDM 2019
"hermit craft is insane"
-dan 2019
" yes yes!!!"
-me 2019
when
*all comments*
“Something about Grians time machine!”
-me 2019
ya
It was the same combination as grian put in
YEEah
exactly
Help
-Me 2020
"Isn't that Grians time machine design?"
-me 2k19
•Autumn_Cactus• I was thinking the same thing
Was think in the same fing!
YES IT IS
•Autumn_Cactus• yeah
Yea that's grian
"DanTDM is still making videos?"
-me 2019 maybe
"Shop at Sahara"
-me 2019
ya
Yes
I applaud you
“Lo”
Laugh out
4:03 I Think The Number Of "Miles" You Went Was A Refrence To Back To The Future
“Is it 2019?”
-me, 2019?
I hope to god you are joking
ははは
Pulse Reddar is 11190
It 11190
@@imanwidaryanto5779 r/woosh
*me 2019*
“Why is everyone quoting ending it with me-2019”
Me - 2019
No
@Brittney Jenkins scam
@Brittney Jenkins please do not write scams on my posts I do not play roblox and no one go to this place you will most definitely be hacked
What do you mean no
"Isn't that grians time machine from hermitcraft?"
Me - 2019
Arrow yeah!
Arrow ur right
Yeah he blew it up
Yup
@@PhroggyBoggy I ve been watching since season 3
13:39 sans just do something to dantdm lol
“I wanna join this quote thing”
-me 2019
I dont, but you do you creature!
“Me too”
-me 2019
Brett Reeves ,
Omg dude shut upb
Your a zip lock kind of guy why don’t join omg it’s so stupid and annoying can people just stoppp aaaaaa
"This is not a quote, stop lieing to yourself"
- me
*Who wants AirPods ?* 💥
I will choose people who Iiked my last song, they will get 4 AirPods for free!
@@diordo4109 Scam
@@whyareyoustillsuscribed3722 omg. I thought it was posted 45 years ago until I saw it was a part of ur username
"Glad you didn't arrest me for punching that sheep,wait"
Dantdm-2019
paper: Same type of wood means safety... or does it
Dan: Ignore's the phrase " or does it"
Me: You thought that the oak fence gate would'nt be a troll
The oak fence gate: i was a troll all-long
"I love how even the confused people are making quotes"
-Me 2019
Yep me
-me 2019
“Unfair”
-DanTDM, 2019
did you just copy my comment
Yup unfair map😃
100,000 subs Without any anything. I didn’t even see your comment
"is that grian time machine?"
Me-2019
True...
I was thinking that
@Gaming Dude452 yup
Yeet
grain
Me: (Sees time machine.)
Also me: *_Confused Hermitcraft fan noises._*
Dan: (Complements Hermitcraft)
Me: WAT UR A FAN TOO?? AAAAAAAAA *_Error! Brain.exe has stopped working. Rebooting...._*
"If you see this quote"
Me. 2019
Wassup guys, i recenyly upIøaded a new song called "Focus". Is it 🔥 or 💩?'
*Who else is a true fan and clicked fast !!* 😂😂👍
👇
(I’m Gifting my next 1000 subs)
Lil Mystique it’s 💩
“Help I can’t stop speaking in quotes”
Me - 2019
@Julia Campbell Can I have some scam bucks
“Wonder what Dan is thinking about all the quotes”
Me, 2019
Thanks!
Ok
Imagine if Dan joined Hermitcraft
@Sorta Ld ttv elim Xumiavoid i think
Yeah
OMG YES If DAN WAS IN HCRAFT HE WOULD SUCK at Building(Lmao No Hate On Dan Infact he is one of my fave ytbers)
@@Lfc3667 I agree with u but he is better at building now if he joins hermitcraft he'll fit right in cuz his ideas of houses are amazing
Hi
“Endeavor is better than all might”
-My ignorant cousin, 2019
Damn never seen that before.. at all
no
midoria is better
Nahhh Bakugou is
@@madamstarlightnetwork shush kachan deku shipper
“It appears that I have been arrested”
DanTDM 2019
“I’m quoting a comment!”
-YT comments 2019
Me in 2021:uh i am more year than 2019
@@napoleoncheesee yep
'Now all the sheep are gone and im a im a. Im a murder 😮 😈HEHEHE😈' -Dan 2020
"Is Dan liking the comments if we quote?"
-Me 2019
Scott Williams *no, go away! >:c*
Scott Williams, stop lying
Dan:IM A CHAMPION
Preston: Hold my fire merch
Me: Alright imma set it on fire
When your so early that there no funny comments
well, I found one already!
Traveling The World hi😏
copy right👉
Dan: hi do you know about the new movie?
Me: why are you not doing the intro for the unfair map?
“Two big buttons which looks abnormally larger”
-Dan2019
I hate dantdm
@Anna Shahan. Well excuse me.A bit feisty Aren’t we
Anna Shahan how come you are on his video
@@annashahan4529 u mean and cruel just go and don't watch this video then if u wanna hate. People who take their time to make us laugh and do u know how long editing can take?
"Why is the whole comment section quotes?"
Me - 2019
@Michelle Lewisno. scammer.
@Michelle Lewis sorry I don't play roblox
@Michelle Lewis NOOOO SCAMMERRRRRR
Michelle Lewis do YOU wan’t Roblox? WELL THEN DOWNLOAD IT SCAMMER!
“Why are we all writing in quotes. This is getting confusing.”
-Me 2019
“Let’s go through thi-“
*Depressed intense sad face*
Why its been deleted?
1:43
Are you okay
Why
@@jankenricktolosa6697 why
They took Grian’s time machine
-me 2019
They forgot the compass that can only go wrong
Yah ikr back to the alpha r we
Ghis Ghis Dan should be in Alpha mode because that’s what happened to Grian sooooooo
Dan is a hacker
Wait that’s illegal
Said me
You thought I was gonna quote no
let the quoting stop everything becomes annoying after a while this includes…s
Me 4700000 AC
(I’m an alien from Area 77 it’s currently that year 👽)
everyone:
Everyone:
Everyone:
Me 2019
@Tee Vee Bandit shush ur opinion
Kvdertics bcz it isn’t funny he Is just copying everyone else
mr meme boy ight
Me-2020
just a random thought but, who remembers when dan played that adventure time minecraft map? and he made a series out of it? only og's will remember
1:51
*"look at his little arms...hhUAA"*
“Y’all got any beans”
- Chris from mr.beast 2019
Ya’ll got any *bAkEd* beans
“The sheep is going to smite me ,isn’t it?”
-DanTDM 2019
ADZZ _16 yeah
The book appeared after the rainbow sheep died
“This is my quote and why are we quoting”
-me 2019
Hermit craft is insane.
-Dantdm 2019
HE IS TOTALLY RIGHT THO
-me 2019
"Comments Section is full of Me 2019"
-Me 2019
4:17 88 mph is a back to the future reference
Idiots: -me, 2019
Regular individuals: why are there so many 9yr olds saying me-2019?