I remember getting in the car from school and my mom taking us to Zaxby's, then I look at your channel and I saw you post this. No coronavirus. No bad 2020 stuff. Just good things. Good times. Good times...
I’ve been watching Dan since I was 4, I’m now 11 and he’s improved so much over the years I’ve never even really stopped watching him and I’ve watched almost all of his videos in the past 7 years I’ve watched him:)
DanTDM is one of the funniest, and kindest youtubers ive EVER seen. I love when he said this: "Littering is bad humans, come one now." and this: "Oh no my greatest enemy, The Gate." the latter one had me wheezing :D
7:12 and 7:17 are some of the most iconic Dantdm quotes that revolve purely around jam, Edit: mainly because they are the only Dantdm quotes revolving purely around jam that Have been recorded on UA-cam
"I'm a Crazy Son of a Goose" "I'm a Crazy Son of a Gun" So does That mean Your Parents Are a Gun and. Goose? Also does that mean if A Goose and. A gun Married they Will. Create a Dantdm
“I think this is a picnic basket.”
*10 seconds later*
“I think there a baby inside 👌”
Teeny Pit bull 2.6 seconds
I love youre vids so much plz play more meepcity in rolblox and I will love them more.
@@samuellee2613 SHUT UP
Hey don't reply to Samuel it's a. Bot and will ignore everything
Samuel Lee p
Dan: “I know it’s a picnic basket, but what if there’s a baby inside?”
That got dark fast.
R
O
C
K
A
B
Y
E
“That went from 0 to 100 real quick”
THE BABY DIES AND YOU GET SENT TO A GOOSE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Then he put it in the water, while thinking a baby was in it
“Woah calm down gate! I’m just an INNOCENT goose around here!” 10 minutes later he is chasing and scaring humans away 😂
🤣
AHH HAhAhAh HAHAHAH 1×100 ÷]=100~~
“Listen to the pitter patter of his little foots!”- DanTDM 2019
You’re Watching this in 2021 too?
@@brandis1933 I’m watching it in 5043, want me to update you on everything?
That's so my little sister! 🤣
@@Mcbruce-ix1pt yes, please update us
@@Mcbruce-ix1pt yes pls
0:25 “what’s good buddy?” BUDDY ISNT A GOOSE AND YOU HAVE YET TO FIND HIM!!
*0:24
Abigail Blackwell xd
Hardcore meme
LOL yes,poor buddy,dan has replaced him with slow horse and now he's calling buddy a goose..
“I’ve heard your jam is the tastiest of jams”
-Dantdm 2019
Bad
Your profile picture is cute
But..is it 🤔
@@miriamgalvin3174 yea
Apologies one of my kids wrote bad, just seen this🙈
Farmer: *Hits thumb with hammer*
Dan: Oh, I thought I killed him!
10:17
Dan: This man keeps coming back and stealing my things!
Me: Aren't you the one wrecking havoc onto this poor man?
“I’m a goose, I’m lost and I’ve got a boot”- DanTDM 2019
What a rhyme
oof
ThePossumKing LOL
julz
Beautiful
Dan: this is way to British for me
Me: dan you are British
Maybe he is lying (but probably he isnt he has THE BRITISH ACCENT)
Shane Moore again really? If this wasn’t a kids channel I would’ve roasted you STOP SCAMMING KIDS GET IT IN YOUR DUMB NUT BRAIN
@@svenkozelenko7757 he is. He has said it a few years ago in one of his vids
@@realketchup6563 i know he is i was just kidding i mean you can tell it
Dan lives in Great Britain though-
The fact that dan smiles when he says , "but what if there's a baby inside.." genuinely concerns me.
True
Dan: "It's way too british for me"
Also: Dan is british
OYE MATE CAN I GET A BAOAO O' WOOA*HONK*
@Emerson Hubka you talkin abt the stereotypical british person?-
"I know its a picnic basket- but what if there's a baby inside?"
-DanTDM
i think*
Scott Young NO
WAIT, THERE'S SCAMMERS IN UA-cam TOO?! NOOOOOOOO!
@@scottyoung7533 Frick u
“What’s my backstory?”
*ZOOMS IN TO GOOSE’S BACK*
Lol
Right when I read this it happened
Dan: you’re not doing a very good job
Me: don’t u mean “you’re not doing a very *goose* job”?
*Ba dum tss*
Dan : I’m gonna change the writing cause it’s too British
Also Dan: *is British*
Nice copied comment
You copied SethTheSherrif
goose:
lvl 1: hippity hoppity your garden is now my property
lvl 2: hippity hoppity this store is now my property
lvl 3:
*stealing bread noises*
BREADDDDD!!
"I could kill this man with a shovel“
-Dantdm 2019
Lol
Finally someone who can make these actully funny
That got real dark real quick
Imagine Helicopter shovel being spun by a goose in the shape of a helicopter goose.
ME:WHAT!!!!!!!
“I’ve dropped it in the uh. drink”
Your so funny
@Ryder Meade That’s what he said when he dropped it in though
Wit ieef wet big?
2:24
“I know it’s a picnic basket but what if there’s a baby inside?”
Dantdm-2019
Dan: Threatens to call cops
Also Dan:Instantly steals thermos right after
XD
Dan: I’m a goose lol
His wife:Just stop
Dan: but
His wife: no just stop
Jemima wouldn't say that, Daniel feeds his family for playing these weird games, lol. Edit: Jemma.
Nolan Sikes it’s a joke
:ω
Not funny
@@ellieblevin3852 i bad one.
I love how everyone just immediately understands the "rake in the lake" objective. You'd think some people would be confused but no!
I Didn't LOL
When he drew on it 😂 ( 17:19 )
Goose trying to get in a garden
Let me in.. LET ME IN!!!
LET. ME. IN.
Ha
What are you talking about
Let me in
Let me in. Let me IIIIIIIII!!!-
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Not Even The Dinosaurs:
Dan: I got your tomatoooooo 😂😂
18:28
not funny didn't laugh
@@trashboat4523 shut up
Glowoai what's the magic word
@@trashboat4523 I know its........ABRACADABRA!(how do you spell it?)just kidding its please! also have a great day!
jay you too
Dan: why am I a goose?
Me: one word, Dr. Tray
Jsut for myself, time stamp of where I was 7:22
@@notinksansanymore7672 you coudl've commented it not replied to a random person ;_;
Dan: *is british*
Also Dan: "It's too british for me"
Best content ever
yes
“It would be a shame if this fell in the drink” ~ DanTDM
if we can drink a drink, why cant we food a food?
qwerty uiop ikr
*drink*
@@qwertyuiop-cy5en yeah that’s want to know.
@@qwertyuiop-cy5en stop grr
Dan:This writing is too British for me
Winnie the Pooh: a fellow man of culture
Travis Walker no thanks scammer
HA HA
Scams.
Yeah, scams, they do exist
I remember getting in the car from school and my mom taking us to Zaxby's, then I look at your channel and I saw you post this. No coronavirus. No bad 2020 stuff. Just good things. Good times. Good times...
Same
That’s how it was...
Yep
“The world was normal once…”
Uhm I don’t know about dat
Sigh
I’ve been watching Dan since I was 4, I’m now 11 and he’s improved so much over the years I’ve never even really stopped watching him and I’ve watched almost all of his videos in the past 7 years I’ve watched him:)
WOW 7 years is lots of days! Keep watching him!
I think I've been watching him since I was 4 so that was 5 years ago omg
Word of advice, don’t say your age on the internet especially if you’re young! Hackers will target you
@@evilmorty0645 hackers arent targetting young ppl, pedos n stuff will target young ppl(scammers too)
ur account was made in 2019
What they are hiding in area 51 :
1-this goose
@@seanjenkins3398 u a lIaR
XD there wasn’t even aliens MY LIFE IS OVER
@@courtneymyers8712 maybe no one do this...scam?
Just_ L your awesome
@@What_is_this213 i dont know if ur being sarcastic or not XD
Dan: I become a Goose!
Me: So what’s changed?
Ooh burn
wow, just wow
lol
Was dat a burn? Ur just so cold I can’t tell
DanTDM is one of the funniest, and kindest youtubers ive EVER seen. I love when he said this: "Littering is bad humans, come one now." and this: "Oh no my greatest enemy, The Gate." the latter one had me wheezing :D
Fun fact, you've never seen a better thumbnail
True
Most UA-camrs: LINKS awakening IS HERE
Dan: lets play a game about a goose
‘Let’s a game about a goose’
Brennan Salazar
"Links awaking"
That’s y dans chanell is so good
@@berdcabbage4553 channel*
*He protecc*
*He attacc*
*But most importantly...*
*HE CAN QUACC*
It’s honking I know that doesn’t ryme just saying
Lol
lol, you said that in the baldi video too
Lol 😂
Um, honcc not quacc.
7:12 and 7:17 are some of the most iconic Dantdm quotes that revolve purely around jam,
Edit: mainly because they are the only Dantdm quotes revolving purely around jam that
Have been recorded on UA-cam
18:35 “Sike”
Dan: it would be a shame if it were to fall in... the drink
Proceeds to drop in the *river*
"DJ goose in the house!"
-DanTDM 2019
charli309 What do you mean?
I wish it was 2019
Nice one😎😎😎
@@wearetheone5678 IT IS 2019 WHEN THIS VID COMES OUT, AND 2020 WHEN I'M WATCHING THIS
1:28
"I am a crazy son of a goose"
-DanTDM
I was thinking he wouldn't be family friendly anymore
12:17 Dan’s heart attack of thought he killed someone 2020
Actually this was posted in 2019
@@Ashbaken 🤓👆
Imagine learning how to program, animate, and make a game just to make the *g o o s e g a m e*
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Dantdm: **calls a lake a drink**
Pretty sure it's a British term.
Fiji Sharbrough it is, we call water and stuff THE DRINK bc water is a drink, being a Brit it's hilarious
Ya lol
It is water so water is a drink
He's British don't judge
"I'm a goose, I'm lost, and I've got a BOOT!"
-DanTDM 2019
Untitled Goose Game
Lel XD
I’m eating a happy meal while watching this
Gg
2:21 “what if there is a baby inside?” The best thing ever lol
You all worried about Area 51 and I’m worried about the picnic basket with the baby in it
Travis Walker shut up
Jeffrey Gibson shut up
All of you shut up!
Including you travis
Gamebot :3 r/youngpeopleyoutube
I don't know why but I find dan playing this game very funny..!😂😂
Yes
Me too actually
same XD
Yaaaaaaaaasssss
Abdul Mohaimin ye dats true⭐️🌟✨⚡️💫🌈
"I can't make him wear the pink ones!" -DanTDM 2019
"I'm a goose, I'm lost... and I've got boot". -Dan, 2019
dantdm: **gets on tv as a goose**
me: AFLAC
Hahhahahahjahahahhahahhahajahaha😂😂
@@unicorngirl3855 you ok?
"Welcome to a game..... about becoming a *GOOSE* ."
- DanTDM, 2019
I kept waiting for him to laugh that its by house house
Never happened
"I'm a Crazy Son of a Goose"
"I'm a Crazy Son of a Gun"
So does That mean Your Parents Are a Gun and. Goose?
Also does that mean if A Goose and. A gun Married they Will. Create a Dantdm
Me: *Looking at my recommendation and finds this video.*
Also me: *Seems legit.*
Dan: Soggy Sandwich Soggy Sandwich!!
Also Dan: Soggy Apple!!
Me: Is there even such thing as a soggy apple?
There is now
iamthe5th _ it’s okay
-Cough-
Memes👌👌👌👌👌
Rotten apple 🤣
"My pumpkin now, my pumpkin." ~DanTDM
“Don’t mind me, chipmunk”
"It's weird to control a goose" -DanTDM 2019
Your right 😂
🙄🙄🙄
Just kidding really funny 😂
Obviously it is hard! Geese are wild and you have to mind control it!
*THATS WHAT SHE SAID*
“Leave my carrot ALONE!”
-Dantdm, 2019
"Oh theres stuff i got to steal, lets steal some water shall we?"
DanTDM 2019
It can't be untitled if it's everyone calls it Untitled Goose Game
Titled Goose Game
@@JackThePerson27 😂
"Son of a Goose"
-DanTDM 2019
Now dan cusses
The way the Goose walks in this game is so cute!
“It’s weird to control a goose” Dan 2019
"Put the sandwitch, into the drink"
DanTDM--2019
GET YOINKED!
-Dantdm 2019
matthew couvion XD
Dantdm: I am a crazy son of a goose
Everyone and their mom: :O
Lol
Electric Eye Gaming I think he’s trying to use mature words so that he can title his channel as for adults
nice
Sickle no
Dans mum isa goose
Mark:I've killed the groundskeeper!
Dan:Oh my goodness i thought i killed him..
🤣
Dan: this is a very poor picnic blanket.
Five minutes later
Also Dan: oh here’s the picnic blanket.
DanTDM: This is too British for me-
All his fans: NANI?!
8:45 you will never get this La La La.
Cracks me up every time.
Same!
𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘!!!!! 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒕 24/7
You will never get this. la la la.
No one :
No one at all:
Dan: CALM DOWN GATE, NO NEED TO TRY AND KILL ME!
He attac
He protecc
But most importantly
He quacc
I’ve never laughed this much in my whole life XD
Same
Bruh
deku
You didn’t need to add the me:
DeKu ScRuB
can u plz play this game again?
Ur a good goose.
(kinda)
Yeaa😂
That'd be cool...
Yeah haha
Y
Idk can he?
Dan: is this an intimidation tac tik?
Gooses: I WILL FLAP YOU
It’s geese
LOL WHEN YOU HAD THE SHOVEL THE LITTLE WOTTLE😂😂😂
Dan: Soggy sandwich! Soggy apple!
Dan [Boredly]: ...Hahahaha...
"I am amazing at trapping old people inside of a garage" dantdm 2019
This has to be the weirdest Nintendo game
Some Dan videos can be watched a million times and you never get bored
please. play. this. more! I loved this video and would love to see more!
Same! I enjoyed it so much!
Diamondite 1200 same!
Diamondite 1200 yeah I loved this game to
Diamondite 1200 same
YES pls do more
THIS IS HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT DAN TO DO A PART 2
⬇️
me me me
me me me me
MEEEEEEEEEEEE
Y damn Right
For me it points to how old the post is😝
Dan: Listen to the pitter patter of his foots
Me an intellectual: Pitter patter of his feet
2:08 " It would be a shame if it were to fall in the drink"
DanTDM -2019
*Dan doing his intro*
Me:Uhhh u okay buddy? ;-;
lolololololololol!
“I’ve got a boot”
-DanTDM 2019
Goose
1: NEVER give a goose your key
Dan: GIMME UR KEY IM A GOOSE
the only thought passing through my head when they put up no goose signs is
'this sign can't stop me.'
'beacause I cant read'
This game NEEDS a multiplayer mode that would be EPIC
There is
It does now
Thats called chaos
Played it with my sis today
there is on switch :p
"I think you can change the text because it's quite too British for me" - DanTDM
I don’t know what your talking about crazy human cause I haven’t got far enough into the video but really lookin forward to it
That wasnt even British
@@yaserapion7396 I know right it was cursive.
B-but dans. British
Kylee Gentry As if he wasn’t enough
Dan : it would be a shame if they were to, fall in the drink....
also Dan : *drops them in the lake*
“It would be a shame if it were to fall in the the drink…”
-Dantdm 2019
Dan: This text is way too British for me.
Me: Wait isn't Dan British-
(yes I know he is British)
Are you gonna make some tea or what??
He proved that he is NOT actually BRITISH!
He is british, or is he...?
@@scottwilliams7904 relly
@@564po dantdm play morr
3:02
"Let me in... LET ME IIIINNNNNN!!!"
- Eric Andre
"Listen to the pitter patter of his little 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬."
-DanTDM 2019
Man: does nothing
Dan: HONK!!!