Petition for dan to do his old intro for minecraft week I mean “hey everyone dan here from the diamond minecart and welcome back to another minecraft video...” (Only og’s will remember) Since dan didnt read this in the previous 3 videos..here we go again...!
@@idkwhatthismeans523 i think you misunderstood their comment. what they meant was that they have so much respect for dan because of the fact that he’s a *busy parent, yet still manages to provide videos on youtube and streams on twitch for his millions of fans.*
22:45 Dan: I just want to steal something already Me: *well, you’ve stolen a bunch of keycards and keys, blueprints, vault codes, and multiple diamonds. Yeah, that’s not stealing at all.*
Oh wow, this video reminded me of when Dan always played Minecraft and did those Mod Showcases and Minecraft Maps too. His old intro along with that "Hey Guys! Dan here from the Diamond Minecart, welcome back to another Minecraft video. Today we are gonna _____" I have been watching Dan for years and years, just the nostalgia from this is insane. You have gotten so far and you have grown so much with your success, your family, and your channel over the years I have been on your channel. I am so happy about your growth! You really deserve every ounce of it.
I was thinking when he said I don’t need a gem I have a diamond his wife is named Jemma and he calls her Jem lol I have no idea if I spelt her name right
Dan: "How do they not see me?" Dan your skin is the Earth therefore you blend in with everything since your the Earth and everything is made out of you but that Derpy face and sun is how they see you!
I just went through something very difficult. And Dan, your video really helped me. You’re so funny and charming, and you always lighten my emotional burden a little. Here I am, 14, watching a channel I’ve watched since I was 11. I really, from the deepest bottom of my heart, thank you. Thank you for being a light in the dark.
DanTDM: Walks into bathroom while the enderman is having shower. Me: The truth has been revealed! DanTDM: What truth? Me: Endermen are not allergic to water. Me and DanTDM: "Walks into Minecraft lava."
I knew it was this map from the thumbnail cause I've played this map and beat it multiple times, I recognized the texture of the trapdoor and diamond on the thumbnail.
An Enderman taking a shower. I wouldn't have thought that possible due to their aquaphobia
Lol ikr
*hydrophobia
you have a point
umbrella hat
I think that's how
@@Lillianz2012 than whats the point of even taking the shower?
20:30
"That's the guy's booty I smacked!"
*law and order
special victim's unit*
Memes
DUN DUN
🤣😂🤣😂
NANI
nani Me: nano
20:28
"I'm pretty experienced in heists"
Proceeds to walk in the bathroom
LMFAO
“When you gotta go, you gotta go” lol
Dan: I am experienced with heists.
FBI: Write that down...
FL4ME 9 he lives in the UK
Dan: i am not a good dicteteve
Robers: let's do this
Me Dan Is The Best UA-camr
Dan YES
FL4ME 9 Not everyone lives in America.
@@teaby4374 me to
Petition for dan to do his old intro for minecraft week
I mean “hey everyone dan here from the diamond minecart and welcome back to another minecraft video...”
(Only og’s will remember)
Since dan didnt read this in the previous 3 videos..here we go again...!
YASSS HE SHOULD! Tbh only da REAL fans know this...... His 1st Minecraft mod showcase was a shelf mod! Comment if you remember to!
Yes
@Saideep Vaduka Jagan No! He should. Tho quiet cringey, its gold.
Love the thought but as he said in his intro its prerecorded.
Yeah but I'll be happy
Dan: Walks into bathroom while an ender man is having a shower
Also Dan: Mind your own business
Haha
Yeet 309 yes
Wait enderman can’t touch water.
@@dominotheteddybear2570 lol
GG
Dan: This is low-key scaring me.
Subtitles: There's Loki scared me!
Deaf person using subtitles: *Wut do ya mean??*
omg I’m dying 🤣
LOL
L
O
L
🤣
BRUHMOMENT MY DUDE
17:01
Dan: all my time playing granny is paying off
Granny:he finally stopped breaking into my house
RW WR did you know granny kid napeds dan?
Granny:shush or I will kidnap you
Actually he's breaking out🤣
so true
1:39 Dan has a curse of breaking every minecraft map he plays
Very true
I agree
yeah your right.
2:44
Dan: OBJECTIVE get to the other side of the warehouse without being seen
Also dan: ( *gets seen* )
Diamond: Hey I'm a square
Geometry: Allow me to introduce myself
😂😂😂😂
"I'm just gonna stand up here on this table" **Dan stands on a chair**
XD
XD XD XD XD XD
Wait wut?oh..XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
XD
XD
Game: Lets do this
Dan: Let’s do this
Also Dan: He’s copying me
Dan didn't copy anyone haters
Oh come on you guys it’s a joke
Savannah Wilhite three words It’s A Joke
It's not copying one is Lets and the other is Let's and if you don't know that he's joking you're stupid
@@clover4782 yup jk, he is just kidding let's do this 😁
Dan when you're making a mod showcase bring Dr. Tray with you
GTA heists and now Minecraft heists?
Is having a child that expensive?
That’s one of the funniest comments ever lol but also very dark lol
Lol
@Robert Cavaca ???
Yes it is
Lmao
A man has fallen into the river in lego city, build a helicopter
Enderman: *Hey!*
Leg?
RisanStar HAHAH!!!!
Funny
Leg 😂 leg city
🦵🏿 +🏙
Whoops
Title: stealing a huge minecraft diamond block
The thumbnail: I’m a midget!
ye WHILE STEALING THE DIAMOND BOOK
It was pretty small
@[Operator Phoenix] it's was the size of a head
@OfficialMiner
Thumbnail: I'm a midget!
Me: Yes you are, Your a dwarf!
Thumbnail: Yes, I came from snow whites house.
Me: What?!
@@GamerVAndRalph2 HAHAHAHAHA your so funny...
Said no one ever
Dan: his eyes are so good!
Also Dan: that’s a weird thing to say.
So funny!!!!!🤣
Seeing Dan as a parent makes me respect him so much more as I know it’s so draining yet he still manages to deliver. What a guy
UnknownCookies Dan’s kid was born on my birthday
kern rogers he was born a day before mine
So he has to be a dad to get respect
I have so much respecet
@@idkwhatthismeans523 i think you misunderstood their comment. what they meant was that they have so much respect for dan because of the fact that he’s a *busy parent, yet still manages to provide videos on youtube and streams on twitch for his millions of fans.*
3:56
*Dan's hello and synced with the other character*
dan: enderman don't have ears... me: ACTUALLY...
Hahaha I don’t get it
@@nonickname8634 same
Lucas Chan same
@@cheesethehoonter2955 same
Lucas Chan same
Dan in every single game: I've broken it already XD
Fortnite?Roblox?
Did He Say That Line In Any Of The Games I Mentioned?
@Sonysangalang yes
3:03 that enderman has a smiley face at the back of his head
You got some good eyesight man
Dan: haha that guys taking a shower.
minecraft: does he know water kills enderman
What time tho?
21mins 34 sos
21:34
true
Dantdm quote 2020: "oh look at that booty! *slaps repeatedly"
I’m getting serious old video vibes here, Only the OG’s remember when Dan stole the diamond minecart from his evil imposter
YES YES
YEEEEEE
Oh when i was able to sit back with my juice box and watch dans vids all day.
oh yes i remember that i loved that vid!
yeah
22:45
Dan: I just want to steal something already
Me: *well, you’ve stolen a bunch of keycards and keys, blueprints, vault codes, and multiple diamonds. Yeah, that’s not stealing at all.*
Haha
Yeah not stealing at all
Oh wow, this video reminded me of when Dan always played Minecraft and did those Mod Showcases and Minecraft Maps too. His old intro along with that "Hey Guys! Dan here from the Diamond Minecart, welcome back to another Minecraft video. Today we are gonna _____" I have been watching Dan for years and years, just the nostalgia from this is insane. You have gotten so far and you have grown so much with your success, your family, and your channel over the years I have been on your channel. I am so happy about your growth! You really deserve every ounce of it.
Dan: "Why are these cars so big?"
Endermen: Am I a joke to you?
Dem tall bois
Nostalgia
Dan: Agent TDM on a secret heist. Me: he can’t do it
DaBigBomb24 Yah Mission impossible
Ha lol yeet
Dan : Enderman have huge eyes and still can’t see me!
Also Dan : YOU DID NOT JUST SEE ME, HOW DID YOU SEE ME.....?
Dan: ok so they don’t care if you smack them
Dan a minute later: he is the guy i smacked if he finds out he’s gonna be really mad
Lol
Dan: There’s a tutorial but I think we’re just gonna skip it
It was at this moment everybody knew, he was gonna fail
Too true :)
That’s the best way to play games, ignore the tutorial figuring out the controls on your own is more fun
Dan: Its minecraft week!!
Everyone: never thought he was serious
I did think he does minecraft week
@Anju Bahl you stole my comment!
true-
The best Swedish worm anthem lmao no
The best Swedish worm anthem your vids suck real bad tho...
Who used to watch DanTDM when he used to review mods in his old lab with Dr. Tray and Grim back then I was 7 years old kid. Good old memories, man!
Kamruzzaman Sumon the dubstep music with an obsidian background. Those were the day’s
Yep those were the days when he went back to the lab is wasn't the same.
OH MY GOSH THOSE MEMORIES THO
For alll us OGs it's not the same ;(
I remember watching Pokedan Lv. 45. The lab was cool too tho I liked it
Dan: "His eyes are so good."
*Weird flex, but ok.*
LAZΞR HAV U WATCHED CHARLES CORNELL
how is that a flex (⊙_⊙)？
@@idalmisbarbara2494 it is what it is (⊙o⊙)
20:36 dan missed a diamond in the meeting room.
Moey HE DID!!
Goooooooood observation!!
Yeah that keep bothering me throughout tha vid
Even at 17:56
(7:40) “I don’t need that gem, I got myself a diamond” but Dan... a diamond is a gem...
I was thinking when he said I don’t need a gem I have a diamond his wife is named Jemma and he calls her Jem lol I have no idea if I spelt her name right
You are so right golden doodle lover diamonds are a gem......
Diamonds are not gems, a diamond is a crystalline form of carbon. Precious, while gems are semi- precious.
@Nicole R I just thought it was funny
Dan in his head after recording: MINECRAFT WEEEEEEEEK
How can somebody unlike this, he is by far the most family friendly minecraft youtuber. He is an OG
Dan: "How do they not see me?"
Dan your skin is the Earth therefore you blend in with everything since your the Earth and everything is made out of you but that Derpy face and sun is how they see you!
Mrs Rocket big brain time
Yes, this is big brain time
You outnumber pewdiepie my guy is colossal brain
Mrs Rocket u are smart
Markiplier: it’s big brain time
This guy: hold my rocket
Make a remix out of “square, circle, triangle”
Square circle triangle rectangle star Square circle triangle diamond oval heart
You should
Rick astley moment
* endigo has entered the chat*
"Square, circle, triangle"
Brain: "Square, triangle, circle"
Filip Green my brain square circle triangle
Lol
K
25:15 - "I think I know the way"
YOU DO NOT KNOW DE WAY. (dead meme, I am ashamed.)
It doesn't matter
do not worry broda da wae da wae
"His eyes are so good!"
Daniel Middleton, 2020
Is that his middle name
@@stuttersis7532 Yes Middleton is his middle name
2:44
Objective:Dont Get seen
Walks And Look In At The EnderMan Eyes While Eating Your soul
Random fact: According to Facebook data, the most popular day for reporting a break up is Monday.
Uuuhhh....okay...
Ya da best
Nice
but why??
Ok.
Title: Stealing a huge Minecraft diamond.
Me: Diamond Block.
im assuming the title meant those weird theif levels in happy wheels where you steal coins and diamonds
@@minigundozer14 Possibly a Henry Stickmin reference.
21:35 "Wait, that's illegal."
Chateauzaza lol enderman=NO WATER
Dan: what are we stealing
Me: looks at title
Also me: I know now
Dan: my suspense has failed
The best Swedish worm anthem meh your vids sucks so bad bruh...
Dan: turn away little man
Enderman is literally double his height 😂😂😂
Ikr
You’re rude
Rey Martinez do you know what a joke is
Rey Martinez it’s funny cuz dan said the enderman was little but in minecraft the enderman is double his height not irl
0:45 i love how he said that with a straight face lol
"now i say this all the time"-dan
Also 11:51 Dan imitated that music thingy lol
Dan: Even though there’s a giant sun on top of my head
Me: the sun is smaller then your head
Dan smort
No one:
The Endermen: oH wHy LoOk At ThIs WaLl, So EnTeRtAiNiNg!
lol
?
'Being quite sneaky' literally has the sun on his head
I’ve come back after 2 years. Still the greatest UA-camr
He was part of teaching me English
Ye truw
@Ghost Face Me too, kid.
Hello -Master- Skywalker
That’s my Instagram pfp
Nobody:
Dan: Square Circle Triangle...
A summary of every map can has played:
Dan: I don't need this, I'll just go for it
Dan: dies
*HMMM I WONDER WHY*
"They're staring at modern art" - DanTDM 2020
Dan: I think I'm ready for this
Also Dan: *Gets caught 3 times in the tutorial*
12:23 dan I didn’t know you were vsco!
It’s vsco
Omg it's so funny on loop 😭
19:15
haha he went sk sk sk s
“Is it seven in a week?” *holds ten fingers up* “yup!”
Dan:(makes thousands of noises)
Endermen:"What a nice day!"
Dan: Code is 509!
Me after 2 seconds: Right Dan, remember it's 905!
Jim Ragan lol
Jim Ragan wasn’t it 590?
title: stealing a huge mincreaft diamond
me: diamod block
Ok
ok
And?
Oooooooookkkkkaaaayyyyyyy
It is a big diamond so ya it is a diamond.💎😀💎
Sneaking past guard in a robbery...
Me:
Dan: *SHHHHH!* *SHHHHH!*
Dan: square circle triangle, i need to remember that Me: boi, just remember a PS4 controller buttons and your chilling
But What Order 🤔
@@wraith1126 too many fax
I wanna see a part two. That would be neat.
“For someone with wide eyes you can’t see very well”. -DanTDM
At 23:20 you see Dan really wants to say something bad but he caught his self lol XD love you Dan
Yeah
Yeah
“For someone with big eyes you can’t see very well”
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
*inhale*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Dan : I am playing this at one AM in the morning
me watching him play at three AM in the morning :I'M FOUR UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU
It’s “IM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU”
-terminal montage
@@kaysden i don't know how to spell it -_-
DAN: I CAN ALMOST TASTE THE *JEMA* OUT OF IT
ME: sorry dan but i made a meme
"I'm pretty experienced with heists."
I'm pretty sure it's not in there, Dan..
16:09
*T H E Y ' R E S T A R I N G*
*A T M O D E R N A R T !*
* Illuminati music intensifies *
I just went through something very difficult. And Dan, your video really helped me. You’re so funny and charming, and you always lighten my emotional burden a little. Here I am, 14, watching a channel I’ve watched since I was 11. I really, from the deepest bottom of my heart, thank you. Thank you for being a light in the dark.
8:16
when you finish your math homework
then she hands out another one
what a coincidence, my names Weston too lol
@@weston5146 lol
My name jeff
Dan: I have a giant sun above my head
Me: *the sun above your head is smaller than your head*
Oh hi shrieks brother
Sb what does it stand for........
smAliShBeAnS!!
Dan you should play a map called “Grid Runners” it’s a free map and it’s super fun
better multiplayer
Ill test it too! :) 😊
MASTER PHILLY yeah it is but you need friends to play
Ad: kids these days are addicted to screens
Me: that's the only way I can watch Dan
Is that the math app ad thing with weird alien guys?
@@unrelatedK it probably is but why are the complaining for screen time. But when you need to use the app you need to look at a screen to use the app
KayAyeAre yea I hate it
Adults these days are addicted to telling us screens are horrible
Me: Nice video bro
Everyone: *Doesn't cares*
Me: Ok, then 😐
:/
Ok... 🤔
The best Swedish worm anthem no
Care*
I Luv Gabe The Dog ! Just the name :( why are all meme dogs dead waaaaaa
0:30
How did his voice get so deep on the "okay I just checked"?!?!
Dan: “Go in along, lil man.”
Me: “HE’S TWICE A HUGE AS YOUU!😂”
Endermans Are Not Huge, Their Body Is Skinny And Their Heads Are As Big As A Players Head, So What Is The Point In Making This Comment?
_twice a huge_
*Twice a tall*
Sonysangalang r/woooooooosh
@@jakemcleod9153 r/ihavereddit
r/youngpeopleyoutube
DanTDM: Walks into bathroom while the enderman is having shower.
Me: The truth has been revealed!
DanTDM: What truth?
Me: Endermen are not allergic to water.
Me and DanTDM: "Walks into Minecraft lava."
Last part ruined the joke actually
Lol
@@siddharthajaiprakash boooooooo it did not ruin it you saying that ruineed itt booooooo
Chilacshan Ravinathan
It did ruin the joke.
@@oracle372 shush
My older sister walked in on me watching this and said, "Is that DadTDM?" it took me a good 3 seconds to figure out what she said.
"Brain processing"
I mean... she wasn't wrong
This is how many times Dan says "There is an Enderman right there"
|
V
Haven’t watched you for a while and I have missed out
I'm guessing the video's good then!
ALWAYS PLAY THIS VERSION IT WAS AMMAZZING WATCHING U
Ammazzing?
Amazing bruh
The enderman have eyes on the back of their heads
Litterally they have smiley faces textured on them
Dan if u brought back the new lab and Dr Trayaurus in minecraft week it would have been a 100 times better than it already is lmao
When you favorite UA-camr plays your map 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait you made the map or are you just making a meme?
@@muggerston wow rude
Dan: there's a moving one at the 'end'. Me: haha
I knew it was this map from the thumbnail cause I've played this map and beat it multiple times, I recognized the texture of the trapdoor and diamond on the thumbnail.
Game: begin your heist in the planning room
DanTDM: walks in planning room
Me: WHERES LESTER?
I recommend to make a second part is is interesting
Dan: "I'm gonna' hedge my bets and say that these guys aren't the smartest cats."
Me: "Yeah, cause they aren't cats...."
Lol ikr
It's probably a British thing
Dan:”they won’t see me!”
Also Dan:”even though I have a big sun on the top of my head.”
nice “son” dan
hey dan. been watching you for 5 years. always made my day before, and always will. i hope you have the best day ever.
Dan: I wanna sell the big shiny 4:45
Dan: I dont want to sell big shiny25:36
Dan: I wana sell big shiny 26:33
Me: MAKE UP YOUR MIND DAN!
Mind*
@Robert Cavaca he edited his comment
@Robert Cavaca it used to be minde 🤷