@@bobmerritt1264 it's not his whole name in it, his name is DanTDM in this then another persons name was the, and another persons name terry, one more was fox and another was seagull
95% of the comments: people angry at the me 2019 comments 4.7% of the comments: me in 2019 comments 0.3% of the comments: about dan’s forehead 0% of the comments: actually about the video
Dan.... so my closest friend is going through some insane family problems. I’m actually crying for her, and I used to watch all and I mean all (except for the horror maps) of your vids. I am watching you again now because your voice is so soothing. It calms me down. Thank you Dan for always being here to cheer me up :( :)
Dan, you are such an inspiration to me and so many others! You make me laugh and smile and I enjoy watching every single one of your videos! Keep up the good work Dan and Congrats on the Baby! :)
Dan, I’m a father (40) who’s been enjoying your show for years. With respect, the sound and decor is cold and I think changing it would positively impact your videos. It won’t stop us watching, though 👍
![Paper.io 2 Map Control: 100.00% [Thanos Hand]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sZy45J9x_es/mqdefault.jpg)
Let’s be honest
Everyone has tried to go in a circle around the whole map
**dOeS biG SiGh** tRuE REEEEEEEEEE
Shh don’t expose me o.o
Yep
I haven’t
Peanutbutter Jam nope not me
Dan: Okay, startin’ on the corner...
Me: IT IS A CIRCLE!!!!
So true Xd
true
ha ha he needs to learn shapes XD
exactly max and dont be that rude he knows his shapes but hes just mixed up with shapes
@@mrdj4424 sorry I didn't mean to be rude I was just trying to be funny... sorry 😭😥😥
12:22 in the leaderboard it says “DanTDM the Terry fox seagull”
what uh uhh it just says dantdm what you talking about xd times 100
@@bobmerritt1264 it's not his whole name in it, his name is DanTDM in this then another persons name was the, and another persons name terry, one more was fox and another was seagull
dan: ok lets not rage.. 2 secs later BOOTS I WILL GET U
95% of the comments: people angry at the me 2019 comments
4.7% of the comments: me in 2019 comments
0.3% of the comments: about dan’s forehead
0% of the comments: actually about the video
Evandbrown YT I just realized his forehead is big
Evandbrown YT lel
I just commented about the video make that 0.1 %
truth tho
Accurate
8:41
The fact that a Spiderman skin prevented him from getting Thanos. XD
The coincidence!XD
😂
Yeah. 😂
Lol
LOL
Lmao yeah
11:23 I almost cried
I haven’t heard that music in the background in forever
🤔🤔🤨
*this is the whole entire country of greece*
Him: -dies-
News flash: greece has been destroyed
Hha
oh
But Greece killed Dan so the news flash should be Dantdm destroyed by Greece
Now where do they live
He didnt even shape it as greece lmfao
Dan: *sees someone's piece of land*
Also Dan: It's free real estate!
I'm glad I made you guys laugh.👍👌😁
YAS A NORMAL COMMENT!
Free real estate guy └|∵|┐♪
nah that's more technoblade
@Courtney Myers shut up scammer
@@rochellevillafuerte177 yeah >:(
"dude this guy is chomping a huge piece of my..... NO!!"
R/cursedcomments
R/disgustingcomments
R/wooooosh
@@fluentinsmart6925 who are you R/whooooosh ing
@ella :] thanks!
DanTDM: “IM A DUCK!”
*DIES epic*
DanTDM: .......
Then its the Epic Duck
‘.’
.,.
Olivia Stengle Vcjfjfi. Chfhxjdjgfhfjuyuiyuifvvchvdhfhggjg
ibra
2:02
Dan: Its not Christmas yet son
Boot:(Kills him) Yes it is!
Right now it is chrismas
@@zhenyubennett7619 wha- it has been 3 days since christmas
@@yourmomwastaken ㅋ
@@Wuffy.. What Language Do u speak
@@yourmomwastaken I think it’s Japanese
the guys' name is peas..
Dan: Leave me alone peps!!
5321
Hehhe
Hehheheee
What time
Lol
The fact he became a pro in 5-10 minutes lol
They're all bots sadly, when you turn off your internet it keeps playing.
sabogako309 yeah there bots i played it offline i tried it offline cause theres ads :(
He's DanTDM
What did you expect
@@sabogako78 no, it's bots on mobile, it's real people on pc
Dan: "Another 2%!"
Also Dan About 4sec later: "This is unreal!"
Stop it... Get some help
I am confusion
ProNikko h
I am more confuseion
I lost brain cells by your profile pic
Dan: Its not Christmas yet, Boot!
Me watching this on the 24th of December: *Think again son*
Christmas Day was yesterday for me...
@@Gxluvs Well then merry late Christmas to you XD
this was made on the 9th of october so when he made this it was near halloween
ok
He said too soon
Me in 2020👌
Dan: *plays in a circle map*
Also Dan: okay we are starting on a corner
I was thinking the exact same thing and was looking for this comment XD
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
HHHNMMMMMM
Bruh
@@Sameik26There are no corners on a circle btw
Dan at 5:22 :
"Who took my chunk?! It's MY chunk!"
Also him:
*takes huge chunks from other players*
“It was the glove”
“It went snap”
“I was dead”
-DanTDM
UA-cam: "5# Trending On Gaming"
Me: This isn't that fun..
Searching for our end, ending to the fairy tale
Aaryan Potdar sometime even shooting star..
Find wishes that missed their mark
Aaryan Potdar but when the night get to dark
When you see DanTDM covering up the whole map
Me: WE ARE GONNA NEED A BETTER DUCK
‘He thanosed me..... NOOOOO’
- DanTDM 2019
Hannah Cussatti no u
Dan,Am I a Joke To You?
Hannah Cussatti shut up you pig
Hannah Cussatti, gee what is the f*cking is the matter with you???
Jada’s Life vdhfh
This is literally my favourite DanTDM video XD
Thanks, Dan.
Imagine his son of watching list in 3 to 5 years and thinking wow I have a cool dad
I want him to be my dad but it don't work that way
Irk
Vera Rose I know sad times 😞
Jessica Faunch why sad?
haha
Me: "Haven't watched a video of Dan's in a while an- *OH MY GOD THE BROWN HAIR IS BACK"*
Noxinate Oof do you know why? Cause I forgot
@@pink_fluffy_liess3608 the hair dye was damaging his hair
10:32
Noxinate Oof ikr I hated him for quite a while lol
same
6:18 "It always feels weird stealing from the highest guy, because you know he's gonna come *from* you."
Lol
I love how he is so hyped about being a duck. His energy is Fire 🔥
Same love it!
“I’m drawing and I’m a duck” well that’s a sentence I never thought I would’ve heard
Lol
OooooO
Looooll😂😂
Same
Just weird sentence That no-one has ever said >:3
Dan: Were in the corner
The map: am I a joke to you
XD
Also the map: am I a real joke to you I DONT HAVE CORNERS
lel
Lel :>
14:30 Dan: "u cant over take Thanos, who do you think you are?"
Me:"Im captain Marvel" XD
I left the video running while looking through the comments and as I saw this comments he said that.
She is so overrated
@@kingav8845 IKR
You could have also done:
Dan: "You cant over take Thanos, who do u think youu are?!?"
Me: "..........I................am...
IRON MAN!"
I love how Dan puts the link to the games in the description so we can also play
Because thats what heroes do
99L
3C
“Unlock the Thanos skin, and you are unreal, overpowered, unbeatable...”
Dan you forgot one...
inevitable...
Tony Stark: **holds up uno reverse card**
yep
Draw four, Thanos
I am Inevitable
I am... inevitable
Dan.... so my closest friend is going through some insane family problems. I’m actually crying for her, and I used to watch all and I mean all (except for the horror maps) of your vids. I am watching you again now because your voice is so soothing. It calms me down. Thank you Dan for always being here to cheer me up :( :)
I hope ur friend is ok :(
Hope your friend is doing well thats sad :(
I will pray for you and your friends
3:34 Imagine if Dan said this to Asher in the future
2:02
@@RattyRats Yep, also that
Dan making fun of his son: 2:16
@Andrei Awesomenah everyone says that they are an og fan and it’s annoying
Ikr
“This is the entire country of Greece”
Him: gets killed by Greece
War is here and the winner is Greece.
We got de same name
@@thelargepotato6260 is it pronounced the same? If so that’s a weird spelling
@@thelargepotato6260 POTATOES ARE TASTY
Dan:Overtaking Thanos who do you think you are!
Me: The Avengers
Skycastle technically they lost in infinity war but ya
100.1%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“How am I supposed to kill this man if I can’t see his line,”
DanTDM 2019
How Does He Know It Is A Man?
HI TwT
im in 2020
@@chloecousins5768 It doesn't really matter...
Chanel the Thanos
- 2019
Yeah he got Thanos
Channel your inner thanos
Yep 2019 watcher
Yep
Bacon V You called me?
Please do more of this game dan
10:36 When your downloading something and you normally have slow internet.
lol
Who was there when there was...
-No paper.io2
-Less skins
-Buy skins with money
Ayyy
Me
ME!
Me
Me!
Finally the 2019 comments are dying down.
Hari Gopal Adamus
P
Lol nope the me 2019- is the new trend
Its been spreading across channels now. ITS A FREAKING VIRUS ITS AIRBORNE!!!!!
Hari Gopal Adamus its dying
Hari Gopal Adamus: Ikr
You 2019
I love how clueless he looks when he dies xD
dan can you a video about dragon ball z games
"Ya dingus" This is my favorite quote :)
Time stamp?
@@spencerthegarfieldfanboy o h i thought i put one
@@spencerthegarfieldfanboy 7:57
@𝚃𝚘𝚌𝚊 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚊 but… it is?
@𝚃𝚘𝚌𝚊 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚊 he said it tho, that’s how quotes work..?
This is how many times Dan said “THIS IS MY PIECE OF PAPER NOW”
👇🏻
Thishow many times he said THIS IS MY PIECE OF PAPER 1
I don't that comment weird
227
@@littlelyt3725 THANK YOU
@@faith3168 360 now
dan: this is the intire country of greece
also dan: * gets destroyed right after he said that *
greece: *explodes*
Dan: *I can't even remember the minion's names, now*
Kevin: *am i a joke to you?*
Dan : you can’t over take thanos who do you think you are
That guy: thanos
DiamondDog28 :)
Team Beep Same
Team Beep lol
"And there in my pond, my pond"
-DanTdm 2019
gacha hotbuns he didn’t say that :/
@@erbyzyrealcuh watch the video through out the entire thing
gacha hotbuns LOL
"This is the entire country of Greece" *disappears
Oof that reminds me of Pompeii
@@MoontheWolfYT facts
4:08
@@trudyketch Yep
Kevin, Stuart and Bob that’s the minions name
“I just killed Tomas hahaha”
Nah not doing it 😜
@@candybuilds2862 what is wrong with emojis?
@@SansDiamond ikr
@@candybuilds2862 you play fortnite ew
@@candybuilds2862 yah ikr :/
Sad Thomas Da Tank Engine noises
When Dan almost gets to 50% he died I feel the pain Dan lol
@ultra simon guy hmmmmmmm
When Dan unlocked Thanos it made him so confident in his playing skills.
@Senpai Dream uh... Going through the comments was I supposed to put that or something😖😖😫😫😱😱
@@LoveULoveMari I don't actually know... 🤔
Yep
i know
Dan:''Ive just killed Thomas.!!!!Me:DAN U SAVAGE!!🤣🤣🤣
His laugh when he kills a person. 😂😂😂
Dan: This is the entire country of Greece.
Me: He's going to die.
dan dies
Me: Called it
That comments made my day XD
Bruh ur right
Omg lol
Rude!
@@y0ur_fav_c0coa You are the rude one they were just trying to do joke
Oh, and one more thing. The circle in the corner? If that goes red, someone's taking your area.
Posted 1 day ago. Glad I'm not the only one watching DanTDM in July 2020.
Studio of Gacha ikr 😂
Meow
Dan: I want to be a duck today me: me and the council are pleased
Dan: Terry is the red one
Me: The red one has been chosen
This. Is. The. Best. Human. Creation.
The Red One Has Been Digested
Love it. Endigo should make a song and the title should be Terry is the red one.
1:22 ...
*that wasn’t Terry*
DanTDM: "Get outta here you DINGUS!!"
8BitRyan: "Am I a joke to you..."
the thanos hand is inncorect because its a right glove while thanos wears a left hand glove
"Has everyone stopped quoting!?!?"
Me,2019
"Oh Wait.."
Bruh
Bruv wat
Dan: *playing the game
A player named "United kingdom": *killed dan
Dan: "Who's that? Is that terry??"
Me: rlly-
EXACTLY
Army!! 💜💜💜
Time stamp?
@@UnitedEditz2 1:21
@Isla Hayward Hair? In my profile pic?
Also in 1:21 you can find "United Kingdom" killing Dan.
Dan: hes a small fry and hes in my pond my pond
Me:if he was a fry then wouldnt he be in your sauce?
Isabeau A 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 lol
O.o
Small fry is a fish in Fortnite
a small fry is a type of fish...
Lol XD XD XD XD XD too funny
4:04 - Fun fact, Greece is actually the 100th SMALLEST country in the world.
Dan: That’s kinda cool..!
Also dan: *tries to eat himself*
TurtleGamesNow He was seeing how the game works I think
Lol
im his hater this is real i unlike to himm
nabilah shamli Nobody cares
@@ringmaster1457 brentyah stupid
Dan- “i cant remember a single minions name”
Me- “so u can’t remember BOB?!?!?”
JayTheSwan Ya know I can easily remember Kevin too
Lol
How dan always says "SNAPED" Whenever he kills someone 😂 I love it!
**snapped
Oop
Beanos
I love how Dan called him “peps” when his name was “peas” lol 😂
Dan : I wanna be a duck
Me : We all do but we're human
So true XD
Neon Zero no inside where Ducks 🦆 
I am a rat 🐀
@@jasongurney1327 shives
I wanna be food
4:12 made me laugh to
Same XD
Same
His face XD
DanTDM: I think I got this
His line: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Latest update: Thanos new weakness found: PIZZA
That is the funniest comment i have ever seen!!!
7:13 "starting on the corner"
Me: hol up circles has no corners
Lol
they dont know its the real dantdm tho
XxFaZe_gAmEsxX, it’s not actually online. They fake it with random names of bots.
@@KingOfTheRoost dude i was in his game?
i was train and nice
*goes to school, shouts at Thomas then realises it might have been him-*
5:38 HE THANOSED ME!
The times where DanTDM made me play Paper dot IO because he made it very popular that time
This is how many times Dan said “THIS IS MY PIECE OF PAPER NOW”
bruh the comment RIGHT above you was written 5 months ago and it was the same. You better stop stealing comments and taking credit for it
Yeah thats how many times Dan said”this is my piece of paper now!”
Ya
Jenny is a lenny should never say that because the comment above this is not the same bro so just don’t do those kind of replies
Why
You posted this while I was playing this exact game! Lol
Ikr me too!!!
BTW Hello Armyyyy
(If you are)
Imarmy too
Once he got 44 percent and died, I thought he said Hardys butt😂
Lol
Dan, who the heck is hardy?
Ye who the heck is hardy!?!?!?!
“I just got snapped by a pizza” best line of the century, put that in a museum
Cold hard cash
-DanTDM 2019
"Epik second later"
Duckyyyyyyyy
-DanTDM v2
"Again"
Let's go with cash
-DanTDM v1000 Qt
Dan, you are such an inspiration to me and so many others! You make me laugh and smile and I enjoy watching every single one of your videos! Keep up the good work Dan and Congrats on the Baby! :)
Keegan Gamble wait what baby
@@hashimqutob6120 Dan and Jemma are having a baby
@@hashimqutob6120 They made a short video about it
@@hashimqutob6120 They had a baby
hecker your here
0:52 BRUH made me laugh XD
14:28 there’s only one supervillain here and that’s me.
"I got stuck on the wall"
-DanTDM
how did that happen anyway 😂
Lag? A glitch? Idk
Shut up it’s not funny idiot
@@homiewaffle5059 its funny for me though
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THAT I WANT TO MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE
Thx for highlighting this comment
He thanosed me!!!
-DanTDM 2019
Shem
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Loser
🤣🤣🤣
Maxine Bates YOUR A LOSER
This guy is trying to take a big chunk of my- NO! Get outta here, ya dingus! 😂😂😂😂😂
“YOU DINGUS!”-DanTDM 2019
“PERCENTAGES!”-Also DanTDM 2019
Also you mean 2020?
No it was uploaded in 2019
Dan, I’m a father (40) who’s been enjoying your show for years. With respect, the sound and decor is cold and I think changing it would positively impact your videos. It won’t stop us watching, though 👍
Dan: Die Howard!!!!!!
*Me has a friend called Howard
Me:...... Ok you can take him
😂😂😂 savage sacrifice to our diamond god😂😂
*me liking that werid show called big bang theory*
Ok...
Oof
Dan: I don’t remember the minions names
Me: I got u Dan it’s Stewart, Kevin and bob
Noice
@Sub2MrFruitloot yes
8:37 I just want THANOS please HARDY
Lol his reaction when he finds out how it works “WOAHHHHH”
Why is everyone doing the “me 2019” thing?
Nope, I’m not doing one.
thank youuu
But why are everyone doing it?!?!
This needs to be the top comment
I dunno
Gaming Grant ur a legend
Ah, the irony of Spider-Man preventing Dan from unlocking Thanos.
danTDM stands for:
DanTheDuckMan
Noice
Lol
Correct
Dan the diamond minecart? No, its dan the duck man!
No it’s dan the docky
man