Minecraft, but every 30 SECONDS it tries to KILL YOU!
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- Опубліковано 22 гру 2019
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DanTDM plays a Minecraft Mod where every 30 seconds, Minecraft tries to kill you!
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Dan: "Why am i in prison?"
Also Dan: *continues murdering prison guards*
lol
Sorrelleaf Gaming lol
Oof
Lamo😂💀
when this joke sunk in it was amazing.
Dan: “ I can hear lava “
Game: - spawns lava -
Me: lol I wonder why
Yes your right
Lel
And hi
Lol I read this comment JUST AS IT HAPPENED IN THE VIDEO
YEP RIGHT
imagine having a village with a ravine and a desert temple fused together
Imagine
imagine imagine
And mines leading to a stronghold
also With a mineshaft
No I don’t want to
“At least I can make a wooden sword”
*makes stone sword*
....lol
Lol
that what i think
Leewlx3d
Leewelx3d
7:26 Beautiful singing
P
Wait your supposed to be in Endigo”s channel
OOOH!
“ooOooH!” The high notes are beautiful
12:08 dan:screams demonically
12:09*
Bacon Hair no 12:08
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man I think this is bad so Dan will never Read iT
12:07
21:19 Dan gets one of the rarest death quotes in the game and doesnt realize...
I wouldn't realize either...
I didn't know that was rare
Well what about 11:02?
Dan: *wants to find a chest*
Dan again: *sees a villager head going through the roof*
this guy mined diamonds whilst being killed every 30 seconds, meanwhile i can't even find them in a normal world
I can relate
Geeeeet dunked on
Lol same here
Cant releate
i can relate in one of my worlds i found half a stack of emeralds and not a single fricking diamond
“It Fires balls out of the sky”
Something I thought I’d never hear.
oh god why no no no no noooooooooooooooo
@noname person basket balls
Dan: *says something wrong*
Comments: Let us introduce ourselves
Lol
and i oof
I know what it is
He sed I need it more then you'll need your parent
True word *sniff * *sniff*
“Minecraft, but every 30 seconds it tried to kill you!”
Grim: *_Hold my bones._*
Sushi Plays I don’t get it
@@jaimeeh same
@@austenux6511 i think its just that its already dead and technically cant die soooooo....
ahaha
He can't die the dog die because the dog is already dead and plus even if the dog was in there and we'll take good care of it
Jk
“I need this more than you need a parent”
Great advice from a soon to be parent
So mean yet so true
do we care?!
H
Frozen Owl dude don’t be rude
Dan: *finds village and desert temple
Me: *finds 4 bee nests near eachother *
Wait what
@@MrMiki819 I agree.
I only found 3 that close
The whole video: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Every 30 seconds
😄😄😄😄😄SO TRUE BUT I AM USED TO IT
Minecraft but I scream when DanTDM dies
When Dan dies: Me: AHHHHHHHHH!
When we can see if there will any other thing we would need for an extra night or something else to make the school
Dan: “why did u take so long to die?????”
Also Dan: fighting with a pickaxe
Alexandra Grace HI I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE... STREAM TURBULENT AND FANDOM
Beep beep I'm a sheep I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Ava Pauli LMFAO YES
Bro what is this reply section-
Dantdm:makes a golem
Golem:chuckles I’m in danger
.....
Um
Not funny
Not a funny joke at all
Dan when Reuben dies: No, you can't do this to me...
A vid I know: Hehe I wanna see a pig blow up
This vid: (Starts killing pigs)
No he cried because he got attached to it because he played so long with the pig
U KILLED REUBEN!?!?
He is soooooooooooo deaddddd
I’m not trying to be that guy but he got attached to rueben which is why he got so sad these pigs don’t even have a name
and then,
technoblade : 🕺
Dan: ‘Awwwww I cant kill a baby pig, i can kill its parent though...’
UA-cam: ‘This is appropriate.’
Lol
perfection
imo it is
“Eww kill it with fire”
I’m dying mate🤣🤣🤣
I am dying too
@@IAmOneWithTheToucans of what
These replies are cursed
13:07 Dan: “Blow up, do it I dare you.” Creeper: “Ok!” Dan falls in a giant hole, “Nooo!”
That’s crazy you watched the video too?
ginnybobpiratepants XD lol 😆😂😂😂😂🦊
How
I love DANTDM
He is nice and understanding
😂🆘🆘🆘
"I need this more then you need your parent." -Dantdm, 2019.
Me: -Dies of laughter-
DANTDM
@@jennashannon9738 wut o-o
@unknown but thats what this is Tho?
Laf oot loud/LOL
Dan: I'm in the desert there's no water
Also Dan: Oh there is water here!
LOL!!!!
. . . LOGIC??!?!?!??!
Dantdm *mining into the pyramid* DanTDM: what is this Me: it’s a farm
What ever happend to Dr.Trayaurus??????????????????
Bmh8000 PLAY WILD!!! Trayaurus*
Gone. Reduce to atoms.
Bmh8000 PLAY WILD!!! Illuminati music plays
Maybe dan killed him
@@lorastyle1 oooof
“But, there’s a *caveat* “
Dan coming in with the big word!
Who is here 4 yrs later
Me
Me
Me
Me
oh Me
300 seconds: exists
me at 13: gets 5 minutes straight away
dan at 28: hw many minutes is that
grammer: exists
me at 1: knows how to spell straight away
you trying to roast dan at apparently 13 years old: *HW* many minutes is that
*its a joke if you didnt notice lol sorry*
and? Your point?
@@foofington5431 spelling: *exists*
me: knows how to spell over 85% of words in the English language
you trying to correct someone else's spelling: *grammer*
@@boredlake there is over 6,000,000 words. Im pretty sure you don't have braincells to fit them in, as you're a bored lake.
ImAFailure Spelling: *Exists*
You: GrAmMEr
Me:_*-Grammar-*_
The comments look normal today,
Weird
Magic Foxfire8 agreed
But that also means its not normal at the same time
Yeah...
True
One time my friend got stuck in a trash can
PART 2
MeH WaNt PaRt TwO!!!!
Dan’s reaction to each time something happens to him is funny!!
7:30 when I see my friend offline when I get back on
Who remembers the pixelmon series with think noodles..... ohhh the diamond dimension
I love the Diamond daimonsan
Noor Muhammad 123 lol daimonsan
@@quanityexl5865 daimon san?
@@quanityexl5865 maybe its a guy
pineapple raccon you talkin obout anchient times
Nice vid
sup kitten. santa claus is realllll
@@MrDankTM dude
@@MrDankTM im flowing u
JODisHere hold up I saw your vid for a bit
JODisHere
Hello stream
I was just dying for him to click the bed at the beginning of the video to reset his spawn
This is one of my favorite videos
Merry Christmas Dan ❤️🎁
AS-Racning 911 even tho I’m not dan merry christmas
Paty O’s he's not talking to you
itz ye boy kai omg he said even tho I’m not Dan. He can still say merry Christmas 🎄
Why are people arguing the man said merry Christmas calm down
Only real TDM fans remember Grim.
🙁
Such a sweet bone dog
you right 😭😭
You made me depressed
The boney what happened him
yea what happend to him a havent watch DanTDM for months now
0:35 the background music is the music from the beginning of Up when Carl is alone
It’s not from up it’s in up. up didn’t invent it
But what song is it?? I love the comedic song!!!!!
Ah Dan please tell me that wold seed if you’ve still got it!
A desert temple and village in 1 sounds amazing!
WERE IS THE SANTA COSTUME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go to the last video
Yea
Yah. BABI SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABI SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABI SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABI SHARK
This was pre recorded
Good call!
Dan: Even the spider can’t do it
Spider: Challenge accepted
haha
Dan: finds desert temple and village
Dream: I will kill anyone for that seed!!!!!!
Dan’s videos always make me feel happy. Today my cat died and I have been watching his stuff and it has cheered me up a little bit. Thanks Dan!
that sucks
“I think I can make a diamond pickaxe, I just need to get the coal” 🤣
*Just
it’s Actually “just”
I looked your profile pic in the eye
*dies*
Yeah imagine if you had to put a diamond in a furnace!
Sorry for the spelling mistake. I fixed it.
Your videos always help me
How? Not trying to be mean
Syed Raiyan maybe mentally
clout chaser
Dan: what have I done to deserve this.
Me: since you went away, I've been hanging around, I've been wondering why I'm feeling down.
dan:atleast i can make a wooden sword
also dan:*makes stone sword*
HAPPY EARLY CHRISTMAS DAN!!!!
Tommy Olsen *Merry Christmas
@@Rav3n9 Not trying to be rude, but a quick note is that some people say happy Christmas, but Merry Christmas is a popular saying
I don't celebrate Xmas:(
@@songobom64 when is jemma having the baby
Vanilla Dynamite Happy Christmas is very British btw
Dantdm: *Leaves the tree hovering*
Everyone: You were the chosen one!
Lorx yes
Lorx IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD DESTROY THE TREES, NOT LEAVE THEM FLOATING
@@autobotdrift7805 *Trees now hate u*
Lorx the Bedrock edition world loading screen literally has a tip saying ‘Don’t leave trees floating, you monster!’ lol
It was said you would bring gravity to the tree, not leave it floating!
I love how Dan refers everyone as a “friend” 😊
lol dan should've stayed in the water so that nothing can stop him xD
@Rasya true
This is how many times Minecraft tried to kill Dan
v
Answer: DONT BE LAZY COUNT UP ALL THE 30 SECONDS IN THE VIDEO
But there was more diamonds.......
sup Predictable. santa claus is reallll
@@MrDankTM dude stop, you say that on every channel
Jaylynn Strong look at his live genius
Hello
Sangbeom Seo Hellno
Dan: now I can make a wooden sowrddd
Also dan: *takes out **_cobble stone_** sword*
*Imagine playing this in Hardcore...*
"Oh its fast, and its ugly.. i'm out."
Every man I meet. ;-;
@@farrukh2 haha, why? It was a joke. did you mean quite literally?
@@abberr9507 hi
@@leithalrefee7085 hi
Bahhahahaha
@@junoisnotonfire bahaha ima sheep
A day closer until seeing baby TDM
YAES baby tdm now dan is a dad
DAD-tdm
We need some news
They said January 2020
.-.
i watched it after watching liam dutton speakin' "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"
and now your words sound very short
"there's children down dark alley ways" DanTDM out of context
dantdm: *sees a farm in a desert temple* *WHA- WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS*
NANI
@@mionixmouse3064 XD
*NA- NANI IS THIS NANI IS THIS*
I laughed soo hard XD
If Dan is Japanese he would say this "Nani Kurei?" It means what's this?
Why does the comment section look so... *NORMAL*
IKRRR
No one:
Absolutely no one at all:
Dan: WhY dId YoU tAkE sO lOnG tO dIe
Why is your profile picture look so... PIXILIE
Why does everyone do this
Iiikkkkkkrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
Dan to baby pig: "I need this more than you're gonna need your parent" *kills parent pig*
...lmao Dan 😂😂😂
This made me laugh. Everytime that dantdm screams
Dan: Now I can make a wooden sword
Also Dan: *makes a stone sword*
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMET THIS LMAO
That’s why I came to the comments. lol
Stolen
Creeper be nothin
Charged creeper is something
I love how no matter what im watching your videos always pop up on the related or on something else
Imagine finding a village and not setting ur spawn point dan
Hi Dan
Me: survives for 31 seconds
Also me: I am inevitable
@Khamille Fernandez sad moment aye
@Khamille Fernandez What? Do you have Iron Man's Armor?? I do.
Dan at 2:58 aww ur gonna hav to die dats really sad
Literally 2 seconds after at 3:00
Ooo iron lets go
15:29
Dan: blow up idc! Creeper: ok! “Blows up everything”
Dan: I can hear lava actually!
Minecraft:LOL
Also Minecraft: surrounds dan with lava
DanTDM : WOW not funny!
Minecraft and everyone else on the planet : LOL
"at least we can make a wooden sword"
*makes stone sword*
Cookie queen I love you profile picture
@@Gigglemuch thx it's my dog. She's actually called cookie 🍪
Cookie queen lies
My cat is my cat it cuter
@@farrukh2 okaayyy.?!
Dan: "I've been cursed by the gods"
Also Dan: "The Lord is watching over us"
Dan plays Minecraft alone for 30 min, and the whole village looks beautiful
*Dan basically was already in the end*
Dan: im changing the goal, get to the end!
Dan 1 sec after: Yay im at the end
Me: You said that thats your goal, you completed the game.
Let’s, play, Terraria (iliketerraria)
You just did that for a bit of Comedy but he did find the diamonds afterwards he didn't get the diamonds but whatever who cares
@Kyle Shaffer were you talking to me?
Gacha uwu Ocean no he did not beat the game to beat it u need to kill the ender dragon
@@chickenlittle4338 u missed joke
This is basically Happy Death Day but it's kid friendly and Minecraft.
the calm background music mixed with Dan's panic noises is so ironic it's funny.
Dan: At least I didn’t make clickbait
Also dan: Doesn’t make clickbait
DanTDM your videos are amazing
qi Chen • - Ye ur right
hi dan i love your videos
Me too
Same 😀😆
Me
Muffin Playz yeah
16:42 DanTDM “finds” the end portal
14:33 dan: im gonna dig strait down. game: no your not, your breaking the rules so heres a tnt. lol xd
3:20 when a villager doesn’t know where to put its garden then it puts in the desert temple 🤣
Zeb Melvin lol
Doesn't normal Minecraft try to kill you every 30 seconds?
No
No
If you guys didnt know I was making something called a *joke*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: Even the spider can’t kill me!
Spider: *You underestimate my power*
Mobs should be able to burn in daylight with a chainmail helm because it has holes in it
We all love your vids who cares about your haters
Everyone, idiot.
T a w i n n e r jeez calm down all he did was make a nice comment
Tawinner bad boy
Tawinner no one cares about your life, idiot.
@@Tawinner I mean he was making a nice comment and you call him an idiot. Smh
Dan you should try this again but in hardcore
He would die so much
Kamryn Stellato No, he can only die once.
(and not in the hardcore he’s working on, lmao.)
The video would be so short
Nice vid
Dantdm before:Hello and welcome to the diamond minecraft.dantdm nowadays:
Dan every time he dies:
"We have a different plan now!"
Did the comment section downgraded
That is exactly what I'm thinking about lol
Merry Christmas dan and everyone have a great day
You have a great day too
@@Pugolls u too
You too
The Loomis Gang plufgf
What u said, but me saying it to you cause I’m to lazy to type it👍🎄
DanTDM mining stone with wood pickaxe really fast, Dan's Mining Speed: 100%
DanTDM:300 sec is 5min
Me:* grabs 5min timer*
Me:time starts NOW
“I can’t kill a baby, but I can kill your parent”
Noice
Play build battle
It's just a suggestion for a game
5:08 "Should i press the lever?" - dantdm 2020
3:53 Dan: "At least i can make a wooden sword"
Me: "you really have to wear glasses"