As a Floridian in the Tampa Bay area, Sam's not even close 🤣. Dudes down here open carry ARs to go fishing, Sam's Amazon chest rig isn't gonna get the job done haha
Petition to make Sam a Scav boss. He’s wearing a little Rat hat/mask and he scurries around in the shadows and attacks you from behind with the “RAT ATTACK”
Have the rat lord loot around where he's spawned in so if by some miracle you out rat him he's just got the most retarded shit in his back pack but if you damage him till he's almost dead he runs and ditched all his gear in some dark little rat boy corner that you have to find
My favorite addition in this patch is that I can finally put the M4 carry handle on guns other than the M4. It is the funniest thing ever to me and I’ve been asking the devs for this since alpha. It’s goofy af and I love it.
Lisa reminds me of back when I would play Overwatch with my friend who was bad at trolling. He would always be like "OMG ITS A GIRL" and then the girl would get all awkward and quiet, not funny at all. So one day I'm like instead of that, what if we just assert beyond all shadow of a doubt, that any girl we run into is actually a little boy. The reactions were priceless. Lisa would be such a perfect candidate.
Bro we’re on the same wave length. I’ve been doing this for months at this point. I refuse to accept that natural born females play video games and it pisses them off to an unreasonable level
I do this for years now when im too tired to go full-on harrassment mode and turn the other teammates against them so its easier to just pretend its a boy and not be annoyed by it. its like beach you do not belong in my tatical millitary shooter game you are ruining mine and everyone else vibe with your presence please leave and go do something else like playing moon harvest or whatever is the game that you people play. Is there not a single place left where men can be safe from w*men's aggression anymore? And wtf was she saying completely vile disgusting stuff and all the stimps tolerate this abhorrent behavior from this beach. I got no respekt for these stimps with mixed boy/girl friend gaming group frankly they are the lowest of the low they dont even register as human to me anymore. and wtf is with sam hanging around with that lisa character? is he trying to cheat on his wife and score some underage gamer girl pusy?
Okay so "can't cum, cant go" was legitimately one of the best improv lines I've ever heard. Nothing overly complex, but a perfect 4 word response to a relatively obscure setup.
Sam's Green screen skills have improved exponentially, soon he will be able to greens screen another life for himself maybe one that doesn't include that tragedy he committed may 4 2017. We know Sam We know.
As the years go buy, the more I realize Sam is literally just Dennis from It's Always Sunny. An absolute psychopath and potential murderer doing a horrible job of hiding it from the world. I love it.
The quality of these green screen bits is getting better and better with every video man! It's the sort of stuff that got me and my gf watching your stuff in the first place and it's just getting better. Keep it up! Hoping I can get half this quality in my videos one day.
Hearing the fear of a Timmy PMC when I’m a scav fuels my confidence. When I make a mistake and think they are a scav, their slow reaction and hesitation are indicative of super low confidence and I love it
Yeah it was kind of surprising he let aqua be in his video. especially after what aqua did to that homeless camp and all those people under that one bridge... I try really hard to erase that image from my head.
Yesterday I was running in a 4 man with my friends, and I split off from the group to go and grab a quest item. I eventually ran into a 2 team, who started to shoot at me. I told them over VOIP "Stop shooting at me or you die", they kept shooting. 30 seconds later my 3 buddies rocked up, and slaughtered them, and all of us survived. Hate to say "I told you so", but I did tell them they'd die if they didn't fuck off. Ahh, I love VOIP.
I missed you, mostly your tarkov vids. Started playing tarkov 2 months ago and you're my favorite content creator by far. Mailing you my come. Hopefully it will make you come.... out with more videos
When I heard the voice at 3:26 speak ("I don't think she's human") it reminded me of an old tarkov friend of mine, literally had my stomach drop and ask myself "LyfSaPort that you?" lmaoooo
Oh... I always plead. If I don’t have to waste resources fighting, and neither do you, that’s a win win. I roll full garbage man, I carry nothing of real value, Hoover up the absolute worst crap, and slither out like a sneaky snake. And if, with barely enough time to move at a full sprint to the nearest exit and arrive with exactly enough time to extract, I locate several corpses with leftover decent gear, well, that’s my GADAMN PAYDAY.
It's always a treat to have the freak of nature Lisa on the videos. As if it's not weird enough to hear her tell her brother pee story on Charborg's channel
Sam is geeking out with lighting now. The lighting matching between the green screened background and sam's shots is really fucking impressive. Even switched to natural light when he was in a spot with windows
You know i was living a wonderful life. I had started college, had an amazing girlfriend... then tarkov wiped. I've lost everything. All I have now is my paca and my ratnik.
Can we take a moment just to appreciate how much Sam has improved his editing skills with chroma key? He is even setting up color correction and lighting stuff
Always remember young ratlings it’s a rat eat rat world and those words come from the rat god and absolute legend him self The general Sam so go out their with you saga 12s with Flechette rounds and 20 round mags and camp extracts pacifically the D2 extract to make the lives of the greatest enemy of the rats the chads lives hell
First raid I had a guy beg when he was by the roller mannequin on customs. He had corregated hoses, wires and both kinds of tape. "Please let me go man, it's my first wipe. Please I'm not good at this game." Mans died holding that mannequins hand.
My favorite moment in Tarkov so far is last wipe when I got in an intense 1v1 in factory and the whole time we were flaming eachother in voip while trading bursts of gunfire. My gun jammed and I called time out, then he helped me over voip from the other end of the hall clear my jam so we could continue the fight. I ended up dying to a scav while I am pretty sure he was on the verge of bleeding out...
He gets fit around the time Abby wants a new baby. Not saying she is holding a gun to his head and forces him on a rowing machine, im just saying there is a pathern
"Extreme pleasure in men sometimes sounds like excruciating agony" Irony there is, typically for men we have to go through excruciating agony in order to get extreme pleasure
Just wanted to say my friend, NOT ME, NOT ME AT ALL, DEFINITELY NOT ME, has tried sending a Moby Huge to 1400 Village Square BLVD, Suite 3, Box 340 in Tallahassee FL at 32312 and ran into some technical difficulties, sooo... can't speak on specifics though. All i can say is that I would NEVER even consider an idea such as that. but like for my friend... if anyone could help him, NOT ME, then let me know and i'll tell him.
When I was a kid, there was a 90s cartoon that made me itch uncontrollably when the intro scene played. I tried to find the cartoon again when I got older but couldn’t find it. It was something to do with underwater creatures is all I remember.
Wow... 3:11 That's how I still feel especially in forest or in jungle areas... Or sometimes when am home alone i get this wierd anxiety/feeling where am not sure if i should take pee or poop... Am just glad am not the only one cuz non of my friends do. 😁
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I love how Sam is like "intimidate people in Tarkov!!!" while I'm CERTAIN this man makes Abby order his extra sauce.
That's IRL vs keyboard warrior meta right there.
Careful, these nerds might not be able to handle that level of reality.
@beyond your imagination finally its here guys!!! LOOK!!! Incredible
@@andynorth1776 dude thats part of the joke chill out lmao
He’s the chad of keyboard warriors
@@andynorth1776 The man names himself a rat, insulting him is pointless
Seeing Sam with a tactical rig makes him look like he is halfway there of becoming a floridian militia leader.
He just needs the Hawaii shirt and shitty goatee
I would join that group
Is that not what the goal of this channel has always been? The Tampa Terminators
As a Floridian in the Tampa Bay area, Sam's not even close 🤣. Dudes down here open carry ARs to go fishing, Sam's Amazon chest rig isn't gonna get the job done haha
@@futurelazarus8217 i read it as "I'd jump that group." and i was like ya i would too but then was like wa-wait a gawd danm min what
Petition to make Sam a Scav boss. He’s wearing a little Rat hat/mask and he scurries around in the shadows and attacks you from behind with the “RAT ATTACK”
I 2nd this
What kinda loot would they put on someone whose skill is comparable to a scav, without them actually being a scav?
Make him the leader of the cultists.
Please nakita
Have the rat lord loot around where he's spawned in so if by some miracle you out rat him he's just got the most retarded shit in his back pack but if you damage him till he's almost dead he runs and ditched all his gear in some dark little rat boy corner that you have to find
5:25 "hey you've got a glowing red thing on your face.."
"What like a spider? GET IT OFF"
*PEW*
Sam's quest - Cause immense mental strife to another human being over the internet.
For fun.
Facts. Imma do it
My favorite addition in this patch is that I can finally put the M4 carry handle on guns other than the M4. It is the funniest thing ever to me and I’ve been asking the devs for this since alpha. It’s goofy af and I love it.
Used to put it on my mutant "sussy imposter" build
I think you could use it on guns like the MDR before, can it go on the MCX and MPX now?
His hairline isn’t receding, his brain is growing from his 5head tarkov strats
His Cranium is Just Ascending
it happens
@PissedPajamas at the cost of one day having to wear a hat as to not be confused for a landingstrip by nearby pilots
Awesome
Sam needs to be a trader who’s quests lower all of the other trader reps every time
And have no benefit, just fun.
And in every quest he scams you. Promising loot, but giving nothing
No refunds
abby must've taken a real toll on him for this quest to exist
2 kids'll do that
does she stream? if yeah what is the link, if that's the girl in the video's name
@@clazzo6231 1. The girl in the video is ItalianNinja. 2. Abby is his wife
Can't wait for the objective where we have to find a Hitachi wand in Interchange for Abby due to Sam's ED.
Up you go
Love that the beginning of the gaming starts with someone talking about how they found ‘the brown note’
Lisa is a weird creature indeed. now i need to start using 8-bit music as a brown note attack
The secret was never the pitch of the sound, but whether it was 8-bit
@@CumGang69 does lisa have a twitch
@@leonseyer7884 I think so, Italian ninja or something?
"There's no way she's human!" Your right she's italian.
New quest: finding the hairline
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That's not fair to go give the man an impossible challenge he will never.... ever complete
Yesterday my voip wasn’t working today it seems fine
Lisa reminds me of back when I would play Overwatch with my friend who was bad at trolling. He would always be like "OMG ITS A GIRL" and then the girl would get all awkward and quiet, not funny at all. So one day I'm like instead of that, what if we just assert beyond all shadow of a doubt, that any girl we run into is actually a little boy. The reactions were priceless. Lisa would be such a perfect candidate.
Thats cookin with gasoline
Bro we’re on the same wave length. I’ve been doing this for months at this point. I refuse to accept that natural born females play video games and it pisses them off to an unreasonable level
I do this for years now when im too tired to go full-on harrassment mode and turn the other teammates against them so its easier to just pretend its a boy and not be annoyed by it. its like beach you do not belong in my tatical millitary shooter game you are ruining mine and everyone else vibe with your presence please leave and go do something else like playing moon harvest or whatever is the game that you people play. Is there not a single place left where men can be safe from w*men's aggression anymore? And wtf was she saying completely vile disgusting stuff and all the stimps tolerate this abhorrent behavior from this beach. I got no respekt for these stimps with mixed boy/girl friend gaming group frankly they are the lowest of the low they dont even register as human to me anymore. and wtf is with sam hanging around with that lisa character? is he trying to cheat on his wife and score some underage gamer girl pusy?
Good to see Sam promoting this unknown game! Sure he will bring a honest and good sporting community.
"unknown"
Does this man have to start a horrible toxic trend every single wipe LOL? I love it.
Sam justifying killing innocents right out of the gate i like it
It seems like the best thing about Tarkov for Sam isn't the aquisition of loot or competing quests, it's human suffering.
Was waiting 6 months for this, not the wipe, but your video on it, thanks.
Yes.
18:27 everyone is sleeping in on this Olympic tier jump over the hurdle without slowing down.
Damn Sseth, Sam, podcast, and wipe…. Damn today isn’t a bad day at all
Today has been a great day
Ikr? UA-cam's gaming content creator been feeding us good today
I see your a merchant of culture as well
THANK YOU FOR ALERTING ME TO THE TZEENTACH UPLOAD GOOD SIR
The gods blessed us this day
Okay so "can't cum, cant go" was legitimately one of the best improv lines I've ever heard. Nothing overly complex, but a perfect 4 word response to a relatively obscure setup.
Sam's Brown-Note experiment with Lisa is a highlight for scientist all around, proving that women do infact "leave coils"
i feel like sams kids are gonna see the intros to his videos when they grow older and think their father is a serial killer
Sam's quest still isn't as sadistic as Jaeger's
Hail Jaeger
kill 20 pmc with all limbs broken with tremor and dehydrated
They took away his figgin acog.
And today, he is still bitter.
@@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 wrong Jaeger
@@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 At least give his acoq respect and say fucking
I just wanna say how much I appreciate and respect Sam for his dedication for getting the perfect lighting for his green screen intros
Sam's Green screen skills have improved exponentially, soon he will be able to greens screen another life for himself maybe one that doesn't include that tragedy he committed may 4 2017. We know Sam
We know.
This isn’t a schlatt comment section bud
@@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583 nigga did you just unironically say bud💀 bro how fuckin old are you go ahead show us you birth certificate
@I Can't Think of a Name they did a podcast? You have a link I want to see that lol
@@josephmontanaro2350 Just look up forehead fables episode 51
As the years go buy, the more I realize Sam is literally just Dennis from It's Always Sunny. An absolute psychopath and potential murderer doing a horrible job of hiding it from the world. I love it.
Sam's lighting in the green screen scenes in the beginning is legit amazing.
I had this happen
So I used the morphine in the room
When they killed me they got nothing but a PM and a scav vest
You should have voiped yelling " It's morphine time!"
OD'ing in dorms is the ultimate chadmove tbf
"Are you trying to make me shit!?" The mission to make a woman shit. Gold.
Once I yelled at a guy on factory "ur against the wall and I am the fucking wall" and he only said pls don't then he died. I wish i had the clip
This quest actually sounds fun, unlike the normal ones
16:45 i'm a fan of bizzels philosophy.
After hanging out in the discords,(have left that hellhole and it's for the better) the joke at 13:20 is accurate af
awesome green screen edit! The way he made the candle light glow on the right side of his body was a very nice touch.
15:50 gets absolutely loaded with gear. Next raid is a scav run
Rat life
Always dude. Always.
15:53 "Will you get that sniper, can you get him? on the roof." proceeds to fold, LMFAO
General Sam as a trader with making a player cry on VOIP as his daily quest
I'm not even two minutes in but I love the effort.
Like, this two minute gag took HOURS to make and I love it.
the fact that he does the lighting so perfectly when he injects himself into the tarkov environments via green screen 🤯🙏🏻
The quality of these green screen bits is getting better and better with every video man! It's the sort of stuff that got me and my gf watching your stuff in the first place and it's just getting better. Keep it up! Hoping I can get half this quality in my videos one day.
This isn't the new wipe new me video where Sam gaslights the entire takrov community into believing he's changed his ways
Hearing the fear of a Timmy PMC when I’m a scav fuels my confidence. When I make a mistake and think they are a scav, their slow reaction and hesitation are indicative of super low confidence and I love it
it's nice of aqua to star in your vid. good you guys have a solid relationship still
after what Aqua did to Sam's kid? He probably has his wife hostage or something, what a PSYCHO Aqua is
Yeah it was kind of surprising he let aqua be in his video. especially after what aqua did to that homeless camp and all those people under that one bridge... I try really hard to erase that image from my head.
8:20 that was a brutal kill man lmao
I dont even play this game but i cant get enough of sam. please keep uploading for me
How does Sam maintain his relationship with Abby? She must be colder than Stalin
We all have our kinks
he trapped her with two kids and never let her date anybody else in her life lol
Yesterday I was running in a 4 man with my friends, and I split off from the group to go and grab a quest item. I eventually ran into a 2 team, who started to shoot at me. I told them over VOIP "Stop shooting at me or you die", they kept shooting. 30 seconds later my 3 buddies rocked up, and slaughtered them, and all of us survived. Hate to say "I told you so", but I did tell them they'd die if they didn't fuck off.
Ahh, I love VOIP.
Sam low-key becoming a dark-Lord/tyrant in Tarkov 😂
Dang man, you've seriously toned up since i last seen! Nice work.
Sams ability to get mad loot then immediately die is unmatched
Why should I be a quest?
Wait! What if I am the quest, that is, the guy begging for his life.
Sam is getting scary
I missed you, mostly your tarkov vids. Started playing tarkov 2 months ago and you're my favorite content creator by far. Mailing you my come. Hopefully it will make you come.... out with more videos
Sam helping with exposure therapy what a great guy
When I heard the voice at 3:26 speak ("I don't think she's human") it reminded me of an old tarkov friend of mine, literally had my stomach drop and ask myself "LyfSaPort that you?" lmaoooo
Another General Sam video, another upgrade to the quality. Damn the quality is outstanding
Oh... I always plead. If I don’t have to waste resources fighting, and neither do you, that’s a win win. I roll full garbage man, I carry nothing of real value, Hoover up the absolute worst crap, and slither out like a sneaky snake. And if, with barely enough time to move at a full sprint to the nearest exit and arrive with exactly enough time to extract, I locate several corpses with leftover decent gear, well, that’s my GADAMN PAYDAY.
I see you rocking that Condor FLC Sam. I have the same one in OCP pattern. Now I can head into battle knowing I made the right choice.
The Caelid music while sam's whispering under the door 😭👌
sam i have been watching your videos for long time now and i cant think of a video i got bored watching keep up the good work
I don't know but Sam saying he needs to hear people beg for theyr life while looking like Ed fucking Kemper is just slightly unnerving
Sam’s over here requesting booby trapped packages… this won’t go wrong…
It's always a treat to have the freak of nature Lisa on the videos. As if it's not weird enough to hear her tell her brother pee story on Charborg's channel
from a fieldmarschall to a general.
As always brilliant, make em beg!
No i feel her at 3:30, the risk of rain main menu music makes me have to shit and so does the enter the guneon one kinda too idk why
sam always makes me feel some type of way
Yes.
He is, undoubtedly, one of the Tarkov streamers of our time
Bro I never thought about the sunglasses thing with Riddick thats fucking hilarious
Glad to see Steve and his two left legs make an appearance again
My god I adore how far your greenscreening has come
Thanks dad for uploading
Love when sam uploads once or twice per Wipe
Love his tarkov vids
What little respect I had for Exfilcamper is now gone, lol he doesn’t know that scene from Predator
i see the shrooms effect has worn off sam 2:10
Your green screen work has got so much better. Good lord that light bloom.
Sam is geeking out with lighting now. The lighting matching between the green screened background and sam's shots is really fucking impressive. Even switched to natural light when he was in a spot with windows
You know i was living a wonderful life. I had started college, had an amazing girlfriend... then tarkov wiped. I've lost everything. All I have now is my paca and my ratnik.
5:33 "All I'm gonna say is that at that business meeting we had, both of us came in our hand shakes"
Sam need to be a scav boss that waits in trees and bushes with a hunter with m81 loaded into it and then he uses his victims bodies as bait
I can't breathe, This shit is so fuuny.
Never new Sam was such a dominatrix lmao
Can we take a moment just to appreciate how much Sam has improved his editing skills with chroma key? He is even setting up color correction and lighting stuff
Always remember young ratlings it’s a rat eat rat world and those words come from the rat god and absolute legend him self The general Sam so go out their with you saga 12s with Flechette rounds and 20 round mags and camp extracts pacifically the D2 extract to make the lives of the greatest enemy of the rats the chads lives hell
I'm always defending emercom from dirty tax evaders!
First raid I had a guy beg when he was by the roller mannequin on customs. He had corregated hoses, wires and both kinds of tape. "Please let me go man, it's my first wipe. Please I'm not good at this game." Mans died holding that mannequins hand.
Sam is getting alarmingly healthy and good looking, I'm worried.
He goes from fat to fit, back to fat again in cycels. He will be fat again around december
@@someguy7723 How do you expect him to survive the winter if he loses all that blubber?
"When i take my sunglasses off i can see at night"
Liked the video before the video buffered. Always love EFT content Samta Claus. Bring me tarkov presents.
Bit near the end had me in complete tears from laughing so much. Well done.
Sam is making tarkov a worse place everyday and it's glorious.
Also, glad you're back Steve 🤙
I missed Steve. Wish he would show up in more videos, Fungletoe too
@@willgolden I missed him too. He's hilarious and that laugh is contagious. And Fungletoe too. We need ya back Fungletoe.
Man tarkov started as a game I saw randomly and went "you just shoot and escape a island why play it" and now I watch these videos religiously
Sam got that fisherman Dad look
My favorite moment in Tarkov so far is last wipe when I got in an intense 1v1 in factory and the whole time we were flaming eachother in voip while trading bursts of gunfire. My gun jammed and I called time out, then he helped me over voip from the other end of the hall clear my jam so we could continue the fight. I ended up dying to a scav while I am pretty sure he was on the verge of bleeding out...
Sam spreading his masochism to his followers is my favorite character ark
@@Creeeamm i think you’re worried that i do
Can I join him on that ark?
5:09 i laughed so hard my lungs were begging me to stop
He dropped the weight just so he could do a "how I got fat again part 2". Respect
He gets fit around the time Abby wants a new baby. Not saying she is holding a gun to his head and forces him on a rowing machine, im just saying there is a pathern
"Extreme pleasure in men sometimes sounds like excruciating agony" Irony there is, typically for men we have to go through excruciating agony in order to get extreme pleasure
Just wanted to say my friend, NOT ME, NOT ME AT ALL, DEFINITELY NOT ME, has tried sending a Moby Huge to 1400 Village Square BLVD, Suite 3, Box 340 in Tallahassee FL at 32312 and ran into some technical difficulties, sooo... can't speak on specifics though.
All i can say is that I would NEVER even consider an idea such as that.
but like for my friend...
if anyone could help him, NOT ME, then let me know and i'll tell him.
When I was a kid, there was a 90s cartoon that made me itch uncontrollably when the intro scene played. I tried to find the cartoon again when I got older but couldn’t find it. It was something to do with underwater creatures is all I remember.
The Rat King himself is back with another banger 😎
Wow... 3:11 That's how I still feel especially in forest or in jungle areas... Or sometimes when am home alone i get this wierd anxiety/feeling where am not sure if i should take pee or poop... Am just glad am not the only one cuz non of my friends do. 😁