never in my life could i have predicted that my post about shitting on a death knight user in a semi-dead wikiforum would someday be featured in one of sseth's videos
Never in my life could I have predicted that my post about how death knights are awesome that got shitted on in a semi-dead wikiforum would someday be featured in one of sseth's videos
as a kid i discovered 2 strats: 1. play dark elfs? get brood mother spider attack ur own units make spider babys (you get 3-4 for every unit killed) keep doing this untill you reach max unit cap. this only takes less than a minute. then you can put units on "move randomly on the map" command and they will kill everything. 2. play orcs. make a lot of goblin launchers, put them on "move randomly around the map" and then make them attack one of ur own units that you have set on patrol. the catapults can never hit moving units and when they miss they make goblins for free. and since the catapults are set to "move randomly around the map" the goblins that spawn are default set to do the same thing. so you are flooding the map with free goblins non stop that automaticaly go around killing stuff. win games by never even moving ur camera
Sseth: "this game crashes sometimes because it's old lol." Also Sseth: "We'll be playing it on a laptop I've ressurected from the grave, powered by hopes, prayers, duct tape and dark magic."
@@Xiriousful Its a joke that Mandalore turns into Sseth "without his meds" like Jekyll and Hyde; their fanbases have a big overlap and they collab occasionally
@@ragnarosthefirelord8662 A joke? Mocking DID is pretty fucked mate! It's not the fault of these two fine outstanding mensch that they happen to co-inhabit the same neurological crawlspace. Anyone who has an issue with it has an issue with SuiraciS Otac, I!
@@ragnarosthefirelord8662 Each collab is an experience in schizophrenia as some points you can't tell who is who or what is even happening anymore. good times
Was doing a LAN party with this way back in the early 2000's. One of our group was playing as the faction that produced bats as its basic flying unit (think it was undead but I could be wrong). Suddenly he had a crash and lost connection. No big deal, we were all just laughing and having a good time... Until the swarm attacked. When he lost connection his game went into auto play and for some reason it decided to produce ONLY bats, which only cost 1/2 of a point for army limit. After about 10 the first victim just called out "What the F**K?" and we all turned to see his screen COVERED in black bats destroying his base. And since they are FLYING units, only flyers and ranged units could hit them so he was scrambling to deal with a plague of the weakest units in the game eating his base alive! Ah, great times!
"Men enjoy the Goth girl aesthetic because it represents a woman that's externally consistent with her inner state, that is to say - evil" banger quote
@@SsethTzeentach you're humor is truly unmatched. anyways, i'd like to say i have been watching your videos since spawn karthus and would like to say thanks for making such amazing content, as always you are wonderful and have a good one.
Dev1: Man, we have 28 classes and 17 races. It's truly will be a torture when we start balancing the game. Dev2: IF we start balancing the game. Dev1: If. If is good.
It was made trash on Gog when a fan mod slipped in as a patch, but some elements were really good like assassin balancing, and some where negative as it was genuinely a fan mod that got passed as a bug patch and was the only available version to purchase. Some damage has since been rolled back. A class was also added that just did not work (Monks are so buggy vampirism does not work with them) and other awfulness was jammed in. He was also a huge fan of calvary for a specific faction....
10:46 I feel dumb even talking about this on a Sseth video, but the now-popular concept that ALL dinosaurs were feathered is still hotly contested in paleontologist circles. The best we can say is that the 1 or 2 species we found with evidence of feathers had them. That doesn't mean they all did.
Just looked up, aparently the T-rex only had a thin feather coat when young and would have shed them by the time they were adults, and even then it's debated if the young ones even had the coat
is important to also remember that feathers looked VERY DIFFERENT in the cretaceous Era . Their appearance was more similar to branched hair than present-day feathers
Excuse me? His day job is digging illegal tunnels under the streets of New York City for shady orthodox Jews installing 5 children's mattresses for no reasons.
Warlords I: Conquest of Illuria was the first videogame i ever played. I wrote Steve Faulkner fan mail about it as a tiny child. Battlecry doesn't have nearly the same resonance with me but I am still glad you made this video.
Warhammer, both Fantasy and 40k, is the embodiment of copying every fantasy/sci-fi trope and idea into an IP as much as it is possible so everyone down the line can for some reason say "This is just a Warhammer ripoff" despite the similarities being rather generic and vague.
@@Ranchor489 I mean, the initial idea was that you could bring any *any* mini-army and have a faction your minis can represent (which is why the Empire is 30years war of any possible time setting and 40k empire has Nazis vs Elves), to any warhammer game. Quite ironic nowadays since you're only allowed to use official WH minis at official tournaments.
Hello sir, this is untrue as he shows graphic depictions of him throwing holy cows with a catapult. Please send me a 50 dollar google play card to reconsider, bloody benchod.
As an Indian, I agree that our tech support center has a photo of Sseth as the most profitable employee of the month and the highest amount of Grandma's assisted in a month.
I actually played this game as a kid and had genuinely forgot what it was called, thank you Sseth for forcing me to relive the trauma of playing as the Fey
What i remember from this game, is units sometimes becoming heroes. Had one of the white-robed chicks earn a name and start leveling up, and boy did I do my best to try and keep her alive through the game.
Recently went to an art exhibit of all his physical works...there were parents taking their kids to see Tom's hyperrealistic nipples and giant schlongs. A+ would recommend! They even paid dudes to dress up and do strip rountines in the museum...I left the gallery with official government post stamps with men's asscheeks on them. Never change Finland!
Always happy to see a new Sseth upload, and this one came a good time, my grandfather’s just passed away a few days ago and your vids never fail to put a smile on my face, thanks for the great content Sseth.
EA has bought this out on third installment afaik, so... you know. I swear this company just hates gamers, american mcgee's alice was forcibly canceled by them, wb got axed as well... so many great games just killed off
Even if the ones that own the IP won't make a new installment, which even if they did I doubt they could make it justice without the passion for it. Hopefully one day, an indie dev team tries their hand at doing something similar to this. I really enjoyed just spawning random units and putting them to roam and attack everything while my warrior with healer abilities just chilling in base waiting for the enemy to come so I could wipe them then ressurect and send their army back.
I don't know if it was this one, but I distinctly remember that in one of the Warlords games, I could bring my hero and full retinue from the campaign into skirmish maps. The plus side to this was that I could start a skirmish map with a high level hero and an army of late game elite units. The downside was that if any of them died, they were gone from the campaign too.
this is the second one i've had today along with chapo. they showed up right next to each other and for a second i genuinely just thought the delirium was setting in.
@@McChickenJOI For me it was MLG farming simulator, I remember showing that to all of my uni bros. I had no idea it was made by an african warmerchant.
@@aLukepop I could see that. I will never forget how weird it was to see all late night "comedians" copy-paste the same 7 or 8 Trump jokes over and over more out of anger than trying to get a laugh.
I gotta mention there's a mod that's been out for a long while now called "The Protectors of Etheria" which overhauls a bunch of mechanics as well as the campaign, definitely recommend it to anyone who's looking for a different experience.
I still have to play it a bit more. I kind of don't like how strict the economy is and how same-y everything got. I like the idea of upkeep, but the resources' specialization not so much. Oh, and the item durability ... textbook example of how NOT to implement something like that, lol. I hope that they will improve it, even though a lot of people say to simply remove it. I really like the ability to improve specific spells, not simply go through all of the spells in a list one by one. So, yeah, still a lot of interesting things to check, especially the missions and campaigns. Though I still think that WBC 2 & 3 (I like them both, for different reasons) are more fun, even though they're wildly more imbalanced.
Well, you can simply turn off the item durability. I did immediately upon any campaigns I started. Don't even want to try it out. And I would say most factions got more unique with the mod, some of the faction mechanics are really cool. Resource restrictions I'm really not sure how I like yet. Maybe all this makes a merchant build really good? Or gemcutting@@Winnetou17
@@Winnetou17 I agree, I really dislike how so many games nowadays decided that they had to be "balanced" don't be balanced; be fun! Also they changed it so multi-man mode doesn't let you play solo anymore >:(
@@TheOppaiLord Yeah, more games need to focus on being fun first. At worst, the multiplayer will create its own set of rules. Like Heroes 3 has (Heroes 3 without tournament rules is also wildly imbalanced. Still sad that Heroes 4 didn't got off big). I don't know what multi-man mode is.
@@Winnetou17 Ah, multi-man mode is just a character setting that means you can only play your hero in multiplayer games, it used to be that you could play a multiplayer game against AI, but it doesn't let you start the game without another player anymore.
20 years later I still laugh at how that dumb elf girl got killed by the plot, followed by a choice where your campaign hero actually says the line "And that is why I have chosen the side of evil" when you choose the bad guy path.
@@yomuyugi Warlords Battlecry 2 does it for me, grandeur is well and good but the calmer pace of the songs is beautiful as well. ua-cam.com/video/REjNLP0ODl4/v-deo.html
I almost rushed to buy it on GOG, but then I remembered I still have my physical copy lying around somewhere and that's good enough for WBC3 for me. A lot of nostalgia for this one, but it didn't age that well and as heretic as it is, you can save Etheria (the Erathia from Lidl) only so many times. I still miss the original UI and hero system from first Battlecry, those images and book aesthetic lives rent-free in my head. Also, glad to know someone still remembers the good ol' Warlords. Some wannabes bought the Puzzle Quest, pushed out a pay-to-win garbage for it and in their opening statement welcomed players back to Etheria, the world introduced so many years ago... with the first Puzzle Quest. And I crumbled to dust. Die a little known strategy hero or live long enough to rot in Match 3 hell.
@@Ramsey276one "Be cruel to me, master!" is my go to. I’m Polish and I had the Polish version of the game when I was a child and I can say, the localized lines were just as good.
As a Turk I agree that we are depicted way better than the rest of Western media represents us in this game, back when I was 7 and played Warlords IV the first time, the first hero portrait I chose was the Demon one at 03:23. I may have been drawn to that character because of my nationality.
Dude no way. My family name is Laaksonen, and I think the art in your thumbnail is from Tom of Finland, who happens to be one of my ancestors. Just had to comment because that's too fun.
You just awakened a core memory. I don't even remember buying this, it was just kind of sitting next to our computer one day and I thought I'd play it.
Warlord's Battlecry 3 is one of my favorite RTSs of all time. I'm a big fan of playing plaguelords, setting their unit production building to rampant, and building hordes of randomly wandering ghouls.
I have to admit, good job and well done! Beautifully made video about this game, you even managed to show me something I did not know (experienced zombies collecting more resources). It's not valid in multiplayer games tho since there are strict rules to make the game somehow balanced and playable such as: - Only temporary heroes at lvl 30, merchant or tinker. - Very few spells available (summoning workers). - Going into enemy base ignoring other buildigs is prohibited (you need to destroy everything in your path, unless something attacks you... like towers). - No towers and walls (you have only starting towers). Surely we had some more rules, but I guess these are most important ones.
Haven't played recently, but back in my days (aka 2004-2005 ish) competitive matches were played - same race - no hero or temporary hero level 3, but we had no class restriction Kind of that was it. The same race removed a lot of inbalances in the game. Same as with no hero. A bit of a shame, but heroes really are OP in this game. It's fun in single player, but not usable in multiplayer.
@@Winnetou17 in 1v1 we usually have pick and ban system (and play with lvl 5 hero), we also have our own fan made balance patch. for 2v2 and 3v3 it's usually always playable. Also we use fan made HD patch that makes the game more stable.
In light of recent events I'd like to just remind everyone that one time Sseth told me his secret to not being drug and canceled. "Don't be a fucking nonce." It stuck with me. Thanks for being you, sseth. Still here buddy.
It’s not a Sseth review if he isn’t reviewing an early 00s PC game that is a pain to run on a modern computer while inserting gay jokes every other line
On the plus side, this one runs pretty well on modern machines. The only issue I’ve got is if you alt-tab out and go back in your cursor won’t stop shimmering old NES style.
There's also a free mod on moddb that completely overhauls the game, and also makes it run really well on modern machines, while also giving a better options menu. On moddb, it is completely free and doesn't require owning the game. On steam, the mod auto updates, but you also need to own the main game on steam.
The aoe2 gameplay at 3:03 is incredibly cursed. Imp with 6k res floating and only 25 vills, 1/3rd of which are idle. Entirely unupgraded units and a berber tower rush.
From the ad-spot, the statement: "The server runs on RAM, so it can't log you" is frankly misleading. Running a ramdisk (using RAM as storage) means if someone hits the power switch then the data currently being processed is lost (unless they, you know, back it up). They can also still log you by just saving them elsewhere, or by notifying a different server, or a hundred other methods. These misleading comments about VPNs do the industry no favors and just erodes trust in the product.
Programmer here. I don't know how their system works but you can clear ram without a power off. Simply have your program run through the ram and put either junk bytes or whatever you want.
Not to mention the numerous side-channel methods of tracking, such as user agent fingerprinting, meaning any supposed anonymity gained through the VPN is... questionable
Go to expressvpn.com/sseth and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free!
NO!
Sellout
Tell the execs that if they leak their feet pics we will do it
I see Merchant's Guild needs to step their game up.
Blud advertises before video is even up 🗿
never in my life could i have predicted that my post about shitting on a death knight user in a semi-dead wikiforum would someday be featured in one of sseth's videos
Dinggratz the Dinggratzer
o7 you're doing God's work
Never in my life could I have predicted that my post about how death knights are awesome that got shitted on in a semi-dead wikiforum would someday be featured in one of sseth's videos
Thank you for keeping the 2007 forum culture alive and kicking. Bless your soul!
Okay but are you Polish?
as a kid i discovered 2 strats:
1. play dark elfs? get brood mother spider attack ur own units make spider babys (you get 3-4 for every unit killed) keep doing this untill you reach max unit cap. this only takes less than a minute. then you can put units on "move randomly on the map" command and they will kill everything.
2. play orcs. make a lot of goblin launchers, put them on "move randomly around the map" and then make them attack one of ur own units that you have set on patrol. the catapults can never hit moving units and when they miss they make goblins for free. and since the catapults are set to "move randomly around the map" the goblins that spawn are default set to do the same thing. so you are flooding the map with free goblins non stop that automaticaly go around killing stuff.
win games by never even moving ur camera
i kneel
actual genius never thought of patrolling them THANK YOU
Grey goo level strats lol
@@SsethTzeentach Also PREY MENTIONED LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
_"as a kid"_
The biggest brain in the playground and beyond.
@@TheLegendaryHacker Yes by the gods PREY!
Please don't miss Mooncrash DLC - the best damn roguelite ever!
So sseth was the original link to your channel for me? Too bad mtg sucks balls
Sseth: "this game crashes sometimes because it's old lol." Also Sseth: "We'll be playing it on a laptop I've ressurected from the grave, powered by hopes, prayers, duct tape and dark magic."
"This costed 3000$ when it was forged i will make my money's worth anyway i can"
Considering how modern CPUs are basically running on ignorance and denial (until they stop), that's actually a better choice.
@@rogo7330ignorance and denial? how so?
@@bongochongopongoIntel cpus having serious problems since the 13th gen. Very serious
Sseth's laptop airflow :
-Air : 100%
-Flow : 0%
"1% evil, 99% hot gas"
Pure mechanical abomination
Sseth's laptop:
-50% sea
-50% weed
@@Cannedscourge Sseth's laptop: 1% lap, 99% top
@@1998topornik Or as Sseth likes to call it: "It has no battery and it must scream"
>Favorite role is Necromancer
Even when the meds aren't there, Mandalore seeps through
Excuse the ignorance but could you please explain this comment? I know who Mandalore is FWIW.
@@Xiriousful Its a joke that Mandalore turns into Sseth "without his meds" like Jekyll and Hyde; their fanbases have a big overlap and they collab occasionally
@@ragnarosthefirelord8662
A joke? Mocking DID is pretty fucked mate! It's not the fault of these two fine outstanding mensch that they happen to co-inhabit the same neurological crawlspace.
Anyone who has an issue with it has an issue with SuiraciS Otac, I!
@@ragnarosthefirelord8662 Each collab is an experience in schizophrenia as some points you can't tell who is who or what is even happening anymore.
good times
@@ragnarosthefirelord8662 and does mandalore like playing necromancers?
Was doing a LAN party with this way back in the early 2000's. One of our group was playing as the faction that produced bats as its basic flying unit (think it was undead but I could be wrong). Suddenly he had a crash and lost connection. No big deal, we were all just laughing and having a good time... Until the swarm attacked. When he lost connection his game went into auto play and for some reason it decided to produce ONLY bats, which only cost 1/2 of a point for army limit. After about 10 the first victim just called out "What the F**K?" and we all turned to see his screen COVERED in black bats destroying his base. And since they are FLYING units, only flyers and ranged units could hit them so he was scrambling to deal with a plague of the weakest units in the game eating his base alive! Ah, great times!
The term lan party somehow triggers a memory i never had. Thank you??? Idk i might come and curse you in the future if i didn't like it
@Happy_doggo something else about playing games with other people physically there with you. Something we have lost
This made me laugh my ass off. Thank you for the teary-eyed chortles.
Zerg rush
I assume you guys proceeded to crucify batman
Armenian Cory and gay me in a ssseth video? Honored ❤
I love ya chris.
Yooo fucking Chris
Hey Chris, hope all’s good. Love your stuff, man.
This is the comment I was looking for
Chris O’Neill
Step 1) Sseth makes a video
Step 2) Checks GOG
Step 3) Game is now bestseller
Step 4) Repeat step 1
This is the unstoppable power of the merchants guild!
@@fahadalghamdi9316Such is the power of Sseth-gash.
Man has the power of inside trading and nothing can stop him
You forgot the ????? And the profit steps
It's hilarious how prophetic that intro was
"Men enjoy the Goth girl aesthetic because it represents a woman that's externally consistent with her inner state, that is to say - evil"
banger quote
"The reason monster girls are better than human girls is that monster girls have the monster on the outside"
This sounds like the title of a modern psych paper
Based
As a Goth girl, I can confirm that's completely true. I'm as evil as my tiddies are big, so, like devil worshipper.
This straight up made me pause the video and think about it for multiple minutes when I heard it
love how like 90% of factions are just warhammer fantasy equivalents and then the rest are "lore accurate irishman who is invisible and evil"
well sseth is a fan of heroes of might and magic so this was inevitable. Both are excellent rip offs of Warhammer fantasy
The faction of knights is called "Bartonia"
Yeah I've seen games inspired by Warhammer but this one is just straight up Warhammer Fantasy on meth
All of them are OP if you play them right.
*Der Ewige Hibernian*
seth, is that laptop the same one you used when you made the "pro as heck guide to spawn karthus" video
one and the same
its old enough for Drake to date
@@SsethTzeentach you're humor is truly unmatched. anyways, i'd like to say i have been watching your videos since spawn karthus and would like to say thanks for making such amazing content, as always you are wonderful and have a good one.
@@SsethTzeentach But not TOO old.... right?
Dev1: Man, we have 28 classes and 17 races. It's truly will be a torture when we start balancing the game.
Dev2: IF we start balancing the game.
Dev1: If. If is good.
Balancing a game is such a 21st century concept.
@@paulunga did you mean 21.2nd century?
It was made trash on Gog when a fan mod slipped in as a patch, but some elements were really good like assassin balancing, and some where negative as it was genuinely a fan mod that got passed as a bug patch and was the only available version to purchase. Some damage has since been rolled back. A class was also added that just did not work (Monks are so buggy vampirism does not work with them) and other awfulness was jammed in. He was also a huge fan of calvary for a specific faction....
You don't see references to pain and panic every day.
Was that from The Disney hercules? The two gremlims?
The merchant's guild blesses us this day
You're welcome
how to join merchant guild discord?
I may not want to pay for the merchants guild. But know I metaphorically suck all of them off for allowing this greatness.
@@leonardoariewibowo1325 You find someone to bribe the guild on your behalf
@@leonardoariewibowo1325 you quite honestly shouldn't if it's still a nazi haven.
10:46 I feel dumb even talking about this on a Sseth video, but the now-popular concept that ALL dinosaurs were feathered is still hotly contested in paleontologist circles. The best we can say is that the 1 or 2 species we found with evidence of feathers had them. That doesn't mean they all did.
Just looked up, aparently the T-rex only had a thin feather coat when young and would have shed them by the time they were adults, and even then it's debated if the young ones even had the coat
is important to also remember that feathers looked VERY DIFFERENT in the cretaceous Era . Their appearance was more similar to branched hair than present-day feathers
@@Dan_Kanervaso the question is whether they were giant fuzzy chickens or giant feathery chickens
@@_BirdOfGoodOmen giant, feathery fuzzy chikens, cassoaries and turkeys
Dinosaurs aren't real the jewish have tricked you once again.
the trouser snake child army has made a triumphant return
Brotha, take ma alienware gamin rig. It has only brought ma family ruin! Go and become famous youtuber!
@@Johmerr Heh, yeah that video was peak Seth
Anguished One profile pic, infinitely based
He's back from his day-job of filling tunnels with concrete
Excuse me? His day job is digging illegal tunnels under the streets of New York City for shady orthodox Jews installing 5 children's mattresses for no reasons.
That's anti-semitic!
@@connor3284 no one tell the ADL, my credit rating can't take another hit
The question is, is he is working in New York, or in Palestine?
@@thomasthetankengine4834 yes
18:18 Sseth just invented the Megumin strat
Maybe 16:35 was a foreshadow
💀
omg
It was foreshadowed!
lol now I get why he showed the t-shirt right before...
"Develop a frontal lobe before posting" is honestly a sick burn
Feels a tad racist
@@homuraakemi493 How is that racist?
@@aaronbates4848 Ignore them, they probably just discovered twitter and they want to feel like they belong somewhere
@@homuraakemi493frontal brain lobes are now a race?
@@homuraakemi493 That's pretty based actually, keep going. Who is it racist against?
"Tomar, what would you do if you appeared in an iconic sseth video for one second?"
Eat tree-stars
14:39
That’s clearly not Tomar LOL
@@andrewvillatoro4605YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT
Warlords I: Conquest of Illuria was the first videogame i ever played. I wrote Steve Faulkner fan mail about it as a tiny child. Battlecry doesn't have nearly the same resonance with me but I am still glad you made this video.
“Seth, can we have Warhammer Fantasy?”
“We have Warhammer Fantasy at home.”
to be fair it is good
Warhammer, both Fantasy and 40k, is the embodiment of copying every fantasy/sci-fi trope and idea into an IP as much as it is possible so everyone down the line can for some reason say "This is just a Warhammer ripoff" despite the similarities being rather generic and vague.
@@Ranchor489 I mean, the initial idea was that you could bring any *any* mini-army and have a faction your minis can represent (which is why the Empire is 30years war of any possible time setting and 40k empire has Nazis vs Elves), to any warhammer game. Quite ironic nowadays since you're only allowed to use official WH minis at official tournaments.
@@Ranchor489 Every time someone calls a fantasy or sci-fi property a Warhammer ripoff, an angel commits hari-kari
@@xensan76 Good
Armenian Cory has found his way to Sseth, extending a 5 minute Super Mario World speed run into 2 hours.
“Mario walks into a bar.”
“Oomph!”
@@gonzo7071UH SORRY UM LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! UH, I DO NOT HAVE AUTISM, BUT MARIO WALKS INTO A BAR AND GOES OMPH
*20 minutes speedrun that took him 2 hours
He's a god gamer but even he knows not to make a claim like 5 minutes
it's not his fault he was given the subpar Xb*x controller
That d pad is wack tho
You're the only dude that i actually listen when there's commercial. You make even them fun. Cheers!
NordVPN still stealing money because a third party handles their transactions and they simply refuse to accept cancelations. Fucking amazing.
Uhm based
All these vpn services are useless garbage
@@pamparam3495 What I wanna know is if my data is so valuable, why ain't I getting paid for it? Seems like theft, to me.
@@haydentravis3348 because you give it away for free
@@pamparam3495 Well they're not useless. Plenty of things I wouldn't have access to without a VPN.
Is this the game where there's VOLKOR?
QUEEN OF VALHALLA, SIT ON MY FACE!
The good old days
this shows that even those random ass DD games have some sort of a following
BABE I'LL MUNCH YOUR BOX IF YOU GIVE ME THIS SECOND CHANCE
Volkor must crush puss or he'll die. He ran out of Quest bars after all.
I was thinking that this entire time, wondering if the gang could get back together, for one more romp with VOLKOR!
As an Indian, SsethTzeentach has the full unwavering support of the Indian tech centers
And so it shall be Redeemed, esteemed sirs
Hello sir, this is untrue as he shows graphic depictions of him throwing holy cows with a catapult. Please send me a 50 dollar google play card to reconsider, bloody benchod.
IOG
Indian Operated Ghanaian.
As an Indian, I agree that our tech support center has a photo of Sseth as the most profitable employee of the month and the highest amount of Grandma's assisted in a month.
seth invented streetfood
do the needful for the merchant guild
Wisespade would be broke without him @@WeebRemover4500
How's his karma looking? Is he going to advance in the next cycle?
@@WeebRemover4500 mmmmh street food🤤
we're eating good tonight
We're drinking good tonigth as well, chears 🍻
we aren't eating anything tonight
So are sseth’s demon units
Real
Im eating lunch because i don't live in India.
Tom from Finland. Seth, I would never doubt a man of culture such as yourself
I actually played this game as a kid and had genuinely forgot what it was called, thank you Sseth for forcing me to relive the trauma of playing as the Fey
What i remember from this game, is units sometimes becoming heroes. Had one of the white-robed chicks earn a name and start leveling up, and boy did I do my best to try and keep her alive through the game.
The Tom of Finland art thumbnail is absolutely wild glad he's finally coming out this pride month
Tom of Finland is peak art, peak storytelling, peak lore, peak world building, PEAK.
Recently went to an art exhibit of all his physical works...there were parents taking their kids to see Tom's hyperrealistic nipples and giant schlongs. A+ would recommend! They even paid dudes to dress up and do strip rountines in the museum...I left the gallery with official government post stamps with men's asscheeks on them. Never change Finland!
peak D
XD
yeah, he has me arriving at a certain *peak*, if you catch my drift
SUOMI MAINITTU.
If computers could qualify as "undead", Sseth's laptop would be Nosfertatu.
Nosferatu, but after a standard suck party.
Even looks like a computer a Nosferatu would own
Always happy to see a new Sseth upload, and this one came a good time, my grandfather’s just passed away a few days ago and your vids never fail to put a smile on my face, thanks for the great content Sseth.
God how I wish this series could shine again with a new installment
EA has bought this out on third installment afaik, so... you know.
I swear this company just hates gamers, american mcgee's alice was forcibly canceled by them, wb got axed as well... so many great games just killed off
Even if the ones that own the IP won't make a new installment, which even if they did I doubt they could make it justice without the passion for it. Hopefully one day, an indie dev team tries their hand at doing something similar to this.
I really enjoyed just spawning random units and putting them to roam and attack everything while my warrior with healer abilities just chilling in base waiting for the enemy to come so I could wipe them then ressurect and send their army back.
I still hear the Doom Knights scream in my dreams sometimes.
@@Ashaira that weird walk of theirs is stuck in my head for life.
also pixie chatter, for some reason
"wHO, shall Dance with the Pi-Xie!?"
actually there is a discord run by like fans and some of the old devs, that works on a standalone expansion called the protectors of etheria
Someone has been watching psychicpebbles 's trump impersonations
There he is there he is
I'm not 100% sure its because of zach because Sseth was chilling in bigbunjeeeeee's stream and he reads all the donos in the trump voice.
not to mention armenian cory being onscreen at the same time, hes definitely an oneyplays fan
can't wait for the inevitable Sseth cameo in Smiling Friends
@@chwytliwanazwa this would be a schizophrenic moment to say the least.
Loved this game back in the day and glad to see it covered.
Thank you papa Sseth and greetings from Eastern Europe
Watching Seth is like witnessing dad come back with quality milk after a long time
And he'll share his bag of crack!
That's not milk.
It feels like when dad came back, and not actually fought with mom for a change.
@@drauoderudallab8208 but it is.... quality. =)
taste it .. sure its milk?
Dad finally came home after going out to buy fentanyl
Carfentanyl**
I hate when he comes home he just hits me and steals my fentanyl
FLOYD IS ALIVE?!?
I don't know if it was this one, but I distinctly remember that in one of the Warlords games, I could bring my hero and full retinue from the campaign into skirmish maps. The plus side to this was that I could start a skirmish map with a high level hero and an army of late game elite units. The downside was that if any of them died, they were gone from the campaign too.
I wasn’t expecting a Tom of Finland thumbnail to pop up on my recommended feed
this is the second one i've had today along with chapo. they showed up right next to each other and for a second i genuinely just thought the delirium was setting in.
"League of Legends heresy that plagues us to this very day."
Ironic
Basically Filioque.
who wouldve thought, finding that lucian video in like 2013 or 2014 or whenever it was, that the same guy would make these videos
@@McChickenJOI For me it was MLG farming simulator, I remember showing that to all of my uni bros. I had no idea it was made by an african warmerchant.
We are really going to ignore the most fucking unexpected Trump's depiction ever made in human history at 3:50?
With all of Sseth's politically incorrect jokes I am honestly more surprised he doesn't do the Trump voice more often.
@@maskedbadass6802I kinda thought he avoided jokes about Trump because of how commonplace they were/are. Not complaining though. Was still funny.
@@aLukepop I could see that. I will never forget how weird it was to see all late night "comedians" copy-paste the same 7 or 8 Trump jokes over and over more out of anger than trying to get a laugh.
I was looking for this comment cause wtf lmaooo
I gotta mention there's a mod that's been out for a long while now called "The Protectors of Etheria" which overhauls a bunch of mechanics as well as the campaign, definitely recommend it to anyone who's looking for a different experience.
I still have to play it a bit more. I kind of don't like how strict the economy is and how same-y everything got. I like the idea of upkeep, but the resources' specialization not so much.
Oh, and the item durability ... textbook example of how NOT to implement something like that, lol. I hope that they will improve it, even though a lot of people say to simply remove it.
I really like the ability to improve specific spells, not simply go through all of the spells in a list one by one.
So, yeah, still a lot of interesting things to check, especially the missions and campaigns. Though I still think that WBC 2 & 3 (I like them both, for different reasons) are more fun, even though they're wildly more imbalanced.
Well, you can simply turn off the item durability. I did immediately upon any campaigns I started. Don't even want to try it out.
And I would say most factions got more unique with the mod, some of the faction mechanics are really cool.
Resource restrictions I'm really not sure how I like yet. Maybe all this makes a merchant build really good? Or gemcutting@@Winnetou17
@@Winnetou17 I agree, I really dislike how so many games nowadays decided that they had to be "balanced" don't be balanced; be fun!
Also they changed it so multi-man mode doesn't let you play solo anymore >:(
@@TheOppaiLord Yeah, more games need to focus on being fun first. At worst, the multiplayer will create its own set of rules. Like Heroes 3 has (Heroes 3 without tournament rules is also wildly imbalanced. Still sad that Heroes 4 didn't got off big).
I don't know what multi-man mode is.
@@Winnetou17 Ah, multi-man mode is just a character setting that means you can only play your hero in multiplayer games, it used to be that you could play a multiplayer game against AI, but it doesn't let you start the game without another player anymore.
That "SCREAM LOUDER" soundbite has been in my head for years. Thank you for finally reminding me where it's from.
"I am here FOR A REASON..."
Imagine how many DLCs this much races would be today. Crazy
The soundtrack to Warlords Battlecry 1 lives rent free in my mind 20 years later
same here
20 years later I still laugh at how that dumb elf girl got killed by the plot, followed by a choice where your campaign hero actually says the line "And that is why I have chosen the side of evil" when you choose the bad guy path.
Same but with the the Warlords Battlecry 2 music. Never even played the first one.
ua-cam.com/video/o_a7pbsOAf4/v-deo.html
This is the banger
@@yomuyugi Warlords Battlecry 2 does it for me, grandeur is well and good but the calmer pace of the songs is beautiful as well.
ua-cam.com/video/REjNLP0ODl4/v-deo.html
The low fidelity sprite movement in this reminds me of my own favourite childhood 90s jank RTS, Seven Kingdoms.
I almost rushed to buy it on GOG, but then I remembered I still have my physical copy lying around somewhere and that's good enough for WBC3 for me. A lot of nostalgia for this one, but it didn't age that well and as heretic as it is, you can save Etheria (the Erathia from Lidl) only so many times. I still miss the original UI and hero system from first Battlecry, those images and book aesthetic lives rent-free in my head.
Also, glad to know someone still remembers the good ol' Warlords. Some wannabes bought the Puzzle Quest, pushed out a pay-to-win garbage for it and in their opening statement welcomed players back to Etheria, the world introduced so many years ago... with the first Puzzle Quest. And I crumbled to dust. Die a little known strategy hero or live long enough to rot in Match 3 hell.
Every now and then I hear "buttercups and rainbows" in my head and I start to have fond memories of this game.
"In the name of *PROGRESS!"*
@@Ramsey276one "Be cruel to me, master!" is my go to. I’m Polish and I had the Polish version of the game when I was a child and I can say, the localized lines were just as good.
"Lavender and lilac!" 🧚♀️
@@Arrakiz666 No master no! Dont hurt me!
I'm not even lying, I have the link to a youtube channel with (almost?) all the voicelines within reach of a single click at all times.
Cory on his way to seal Gorgon
Cory
I wasn't expecting to see Armenian Cory 😂
@@Adagm Adagm
Cory the leader of the water people
oh ma mama im cory i love sonic, and i love eating gyros
As a Turk I agree that we are depicted way better than the rest of Western media represents us in this game, back when I was 7 and played Warlords IV the first time, the first hero portrait I chose was the Demon one at 03:23. I may have been drawn to that character because of my nationality.
Casting explosions then having to wait 10 mins. Breh that's Megumin power right there
Ahh..the Avril Lavigne sticker. Truly, this laptop is a relic from a better era.
Volkor’s on his way to muff mountain
Sseth’s videos have melted my brain completely, I watched this video twice in a row since I forgot that I watched it the first time
It's the 30th time I've listened to this
Tom of Finland thumbnail is crazy
0:10 That moment when "UA-camr" means Pyrocynical crossdressing, Pyrocynical's main channel slop era, and Pyrocynical peak (falling off).
My favorite part is him overplaying the furry fetish bit over and over pretending its an accident.
@@JimboJuiceSSeth or Pyro?
@@Barquevious_Jackson SSeth is my one true love, pyro is just a degen.
The constitution, paladin hat, singular destruction spell build is some explosionmaxxing megumin grindset
Fascinating to see Cory Spazkid outside of OneyPlays.
Indeed. Chris and Zach as well
14:39
Dude no way. My family name is Laaksonen, and I think the art in your thumbnail is from Tom of Finland, who happens to be one of my ancestors. Just had to comment because that's too fun.
This is the first old game Sseth reviews that i actually played when I was young
it works on win 10 and 11 ( gog version anyhow)
i love when MandaloreGaming forgets to take his pills
Cannot blame him, after playing the Homeworld 3 campaign.
Tom of Finland thumbnail is the best! happy pride!
Seth you scheming hebrew release the full Barotrauma footage
it was uploaded on other channel, unless the owner deleted that one too...
@@SpecShadow No, that's the shitty 15 minute edit that seth deleted from his own channel.
He'll put the sheenie curse on you
Blood heals me,
Death delights me,
Pain purifies me!
"It belongs to us now - let us burn it down anyway."
Warlords BC II and III have different voices for the liches. I love them both.
"To the Harvest!"
"So little time..."
"So much DEATH!"
"BUTTERCUPS AND RAINBOWS!"
@@arthurbarros5189 These quotes have been burned into my memory for 20 years. Loved my Lich boys.
You pay, I fight - I fight, you pay - its your coin
4:50 I like how the comment ends not with a yo mama insult but a much deeper cut that sympathizes with her 💀💔
Sseth hinted this review in the credits of another video. I hyped myself for so long waiting for this moment. This was my favorite childhood game.
cory, chris and zach in one sseth vid
I respect this man so much after seeing the lengths he’ll go to fix something himself before taking it to a shop
A Tom of Finland thumbnail was definitely not on my bingo card.
You just awakened a core memory. I don't even remember buying this, it was just kind of sitting next to our computer one day and I thought I'd play it.
Warlord's Battlecry 3 is one of my favorite RTSs of all time. I'm a big fan of playing plaguelords, setting their unit production building to rampant, and building hordes of randomly wandering ghouls.
SAY IT. SAY "Hey hey people"!
"Say the line, Bart"
I have to admit, good job and well done!
Beautifully made video about this game, you even managed to show me something I did not know (experienced zombies collecting more resources).
It's not valid in multiplayer games tho since there are strict rules to make the game somehow balanced and playable such as:
- Only temporary heroes at lvl 30, merchant or tinker.
- Very few spells available (summoning workers).
- Going into enemy base ignoring other buildigs is prohibited (you need to destroy everything in your path, unless something attacks you... like towers).
- No towers and walls (you have only starting towers).
Surely we had some more rules, but I guess these are most important ones.
Haven't played recently, but back in my days (aka 2004-2005 ish) competitive matches were played
- same race
- no hero or temporary hero level 3, but we had no class restriction
Kind of that was it. The same race removed a lot of inbalances in the game. Same as with no hero. A bit of a shame, but heroes really are OP in this game. It's fun in single player, but not usable in multiplayer.
@@Winnetou17 in 1v1 we usually have pick and ban system (and play with lvl 5 hero), we also have our own fan made balance patch.
for 2v2 and 3v3 it's usually always playable.
Also we use fan made HD patch that makes the game more stable.
I want to hear more stories about Sseth's high school days.
The thumbnail artist is called Tom of Finland, for those who need further reasearch.
Good now I can bookmark it to make sure I avoid it
Okay John.
Yeah I was pleasantly surprised to see it, truly a pride month gift
@@alejandrorivas4585 Pride and tire marks go well together :)
The funniest part here is thinking Sseth would actually enable LGHDTV crypto propaganda
Volkor hails from the Jersey Shore.
Queen of valhala sit on my face!
I only know Volkor from Funhaus. I miss old Funhaus
QUEEN OF VALHALLA SIT ON MY FACE
What I did not expect today was a Tom of Finland design being used as a Sseth video cover pic
I have worked at an online sex toy shop/store [customer service], and I know where you got that picture from, lol
Can you recommend something to me?
Tom of Finland 😅😂
They make pretty good collars.
I have Tom of Finland pillow sheet. I let my boyfriend sleep with it.
@@peagames2002 My girlfriend has a set of those too and has me sleep in them
SSeth's Trump voice is by far, the best thing in the video
He was indeed killing it!
He's been watching oneyplays trump impressions
In light of recent events I'd like to just remind everyone that one time Sseth told me his secret to not being drug and canceled. "Don't be a fucking nonce."
It stuck with me. Thanks for being you, sseth. Still here buddy.
It’s not a Sseth review if he isn’t reviewing an early 00s PC game that is a pain to run on a modern computer while inserting gay jokes every other line
On the plus side, this one runs pretty well on modern machines. The only issue I’ve got is if you alt-tab out and go back in your cursor won’t stop shimmering old NES style.
There's also a free mod on moddb that completely overhauls the game, and also makes it run really well on modern machines, while also giving a better options menu.
On moddb, it is completely free and doesn't require owning the game.
On steam, the mod auto updates, but you also need to own the main game on steam.
The aoe2 gameplay at 3:03 is incredibly cursed. Imp with 6k res floating and only 25 vills, 1/3rd of which are idle. Entirely unupgraded units and a berber tower rush.
hello sseth over the years your videos made me like rts games have a nice day
From the ad-spot, the statement: "The server runs on RAM, so it can't log you" is frankly misleading. Running a ramdisk (using RAM as storage) means if someone hits the power switch then the data currently being processed is lost (unless they, you know, back it up). They can also still log you by just saving them elsewhere, or by notifying a different server, or a hundred other methods. These misleading comments about VPNs do the industry no favors and just erodes trust in the product.
Sounds right. Cause if VPN:s actually did what they say they do, they would be illegal in most countries.
Programmer here. I don't know how their system works but you can clear ram without a power off. Simply have your program run through the ram and put either junk bytes or whatever you want.
Not to mention the numerous side-channel methods of tracking, such as user agent fingerprinting, meaning any supposed anonymity gained through the VPN is... questionable
I like to refer to Bret "the hitman" Hart at ID software. He's refering to memory that hasn't been assigned
@@TrinSpinthis is true sadly
As an Indian myself i'm honored my country has been recognised by the great merchant's guild.
I already invested on your country a big chunk of money. Good luck for the future!
I heard one of you guys saying India would be a super power in 2020
Was he lying?
@@JanJansen985 maybe after they stop pooping in the streets? so about 100 years
How does your sewer system have such pristine waters?
Learn no to shit on the streets.
the only youtuber where I don't skip sponsor time
I'm unemployed and running out of money to pay the bills. Seeing a new sseth vid drop filled me with enough brain rot to forget about it les gooooo.
Get a job bum!
It's like drug but FREEEEEE !
Rejoice, for you are blessed !
I am also unemployed. I think you can't be arrested for robbing a bank after 7 years. I could spend 7 years in Thailand. Great idea I'm in
Dragon Age was ruining my week... but then you came, Sseth. And you coming is all I needed to be happy again.
🤨
The combat looked like forspoken my life is in shambles rn
We'll always have Origins
Man I actually had some hope that DA4 could be good because I naively thought that Bioware, on the edge of closure, would try to make a good game.
@aonir2030 "looked like forspoken" come one man that doesn't even mean anything forspoken is just a buzzword to you
This gives me serious nostalgia. My sheep armies, with their overly aggressive shepherd, were the terror of the lands.
Catapulted cows is always a mooving sight
I think that pun has been milked enough.
Udderly beautiful
it's a coward's tactic
Hey hey people, Seth of Finland here
Iso kiitos kauppiaiden killalle heidän jatkuvasta tuesta
Bro I called a finish customer named Tom from Finland “Tom of Finland” one time and he laughed his ass off and told me to google it 😂
Need more muscle hunks imo
@@cupcayuk Vai olisiko se torikilta?
Bro I called a finish customer named Tom from Finland “Tom of Finland” one time on a teams call and he laughed his ass off and told me to google it 😂
3:50 ARMENIAN CORY!!!
One of my fav childhood games, right up there with Heroes 2, GTA 2 and Alien Shooter :) Spent thousands of hours in WB3 :3
1:17 did he... Just cook a steak using a laptop?
It is better than fried balls.
This man and his humour and content *NEVER* misses
Unless you count missing upload deadlines.