Fellas, The Tarkov Devs Are Ours 🐀

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  • @TheKeyLimit
    @TheKeyLimit 3 роки тому +8604

    Can't wait to see how voip has affected our rat king

    • @GeneralSam
      @GeneralSam  3 роки тому +3202

      i didnt even address it in this video lmao

    • @jesses9540
      @jesses9540 3 роки тому +65

      @@GeneralSam lol

    • @TheKeyLimit
      @TheKeyLimit 3 роки тому +314

      @@GeneralSam feels bad letting us down once again

    • @tukohamma3166
      @tukohamma3166 3 роки тому +292

      @@GeneralSam Please tell me you're planning for a video around the VOIP - I'd love to see a video of you luring unsuspecting PMCs/Scavs into trusting you and ruining that trust moments later.

    • @megapancake1876
      @megapancake1876 3 роки тому +22

      @@GeneralSam intelligence 100

  • @astronautindisguise
    @astronautindisguise 3 роки тому +5174

    The shear *smugness* that Sam is radiating through this video is borderline venomous lmao.

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 3 роки тому +55

      Borderline?

    • @dadoogie
      @dadoogie 3 роки тому +36

      He threw some venom at you in the intro.

    • @EmotionCRAVE
      @EmotionCRAVE 3 роки тому +5

      @@cousinzeke4888 I came here to comment this. Thank you for doing my work for me.

    • @BuffiestFluff
      @BuffiestFluff 3 роки тому +2

      I love it

    • @SquishEESpark
      @SquishEESpark 3 роки тому +2

      Sheer*

  • @attrition71
    @attrition71 3 роки тому +3415

    "Boo-hoo I cant have a Fridge on my back and run like a Kenyan"
    Fucking Art. Well said

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +9

      I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am UA-cam's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear att

    • @Vyyy290
      @Vyyy290 3 роки тому +99

      @@AxxLAfriku god you're fucking everywhere arent you cringe man?
      im genuinely concerned about why you spend every living second on youtube comments begging for people to go to your channel

    • @heccsclips3319
      @heccsclips3319 3 роки тому +2

      @@AxxLAfriku MY BOY hows the 2 girlfriends?

    • @marcusborderlands6177
      @marcusborderlands6177 3 роки тому +58

      @@Vyyy290 he's a part of UA-cam at this point man, just laugh and move on. It's like seeing that one drunk guy stumble into church by accident.

    • @aspiringadonis1253
      @aspiringadonis1253 3 роки тому +4

      @@AxxLAfriku aspie

  • @dogg6628
    @dogg6628 3 роки тому +653

    "daddy i havent eaten in three days and mommy isnt waking up"
    "sorry. girl. but i gotta play tarkov for 20 hours straight. new wipe. new me "

  • @aurigold
    @aurigold 3 роки тому +2816

    My favorite thing was seeing people on Twitter and Reddit saying “can’t wait until GeneralSam makes a video and ruins the wipe”

    • @leopoldo3884
      @leopoldo3884 3 роки тому +319

      coming from the people who unironically call things thicc, delicious reddit tears

    • @BritishCookie
      @BritishCookie 3 роки тому +137

      The Reddit was alive with people hating the update. Knowing Sam would ruin it

    • @davidj3841
      @davidj3841 3 роки тому +59

      To be fair, after the exit camping video and the scav disguise video fair thought process

    • @sukaira9334
      @sukaira9334 3 роки тому +74

      @@davidj3841 those are golden strats, you must admit haha.

    • @davidj3841
      @davidj3841 3 роки тому +59

      @@sukaira9334 Oh they are, and my inner rat is at peace. But d2 hasn't been the same since

  • @sabre013
    @sabre013 3 роки тому +1398

    The satisfaction in Sam’s voice has he recounts the suffering of chads is so beautiful. This smug face on this man has somehow made this wipe even better than it already is. Let the rats reign.

    • @gazzy9136
      @gazzy9136 3 роки тому +24

      Rats unite! Chads are a dying breed now

    • @sukaira9334
      @sukaira9334 3 роки тому +7

      The rats will rise and we will thrive!

    • @jesseroberts1041
      @jesseroberts1041 3 роки тому +2

      True chads use the inertia to their advantage

    • @elgringofeo9348
      @elgringofeo9348 3 роки тому +2

      He sounds like a priest as hes talking

    • @xzxr4h
      @xzxr4h 3 роки тому +2

      @@jesseroberts1041 no the inertia did nothing bc the true chads have high enough skills that inertia doesnt matter lmfao

  • @whothehell978
    @whothehell978 3 роки тому +1569

    With the flea market restrictions, those chads are forced to find the best armor through LOOTING. You think a chad knows how to loot? That’s a rats game babey.

    • @flozzy69
      @flozzy69 3 роки тому +34

      Well, chads will be able to craft it when traders are on level 4. But yeah, the changes are awesome!

    • @07Hawkeye
      @07Hawkeye 3 роки тому +2

      well now there is airdrops so... i guess its easy again?

    • @SpaceRanger187
      @SpaceRanger187 3 роки тому +14

      nothing is going to stop chads..levels 50s every where and one dude already has kappa.so..ya.. all it does is fuck no streamers

    • @419chris419
      @419chris419 3 роки тому +5

      Chads just camp easy exfils now lmao

    • @rylanwessel1576
      @rylanwessel1576 3 роки тому +3

      you think this restricts chads but it just restricts you lmfao

  • @coffeecrispy2673
    @coffeecrispy2673 3 роки тому +675

    Sam sounds so happy when talking about the people mad about inertia, I love it

    • @jesseroberts1041
      @jesseroberts1041 3 роки тому +14

      It was great lmao. I even got into some arguments with people about it.

    • @bigtony77
      @bigtony77 3 роки тому

      I don’t mind the concept of inertia, but it gives me extreme motion sickness so I can’t play :(

    • @xzxr4h
      @xzxr4h 3 роки тому

      @@bigtony77 yea bc it isnt inertia they added its ice skates lmfao no one moves like that in "real life" if this is supposed to be a sim, especially when ur a TRAINED soldier and ur carrying nothing but a fucking pistol.

  • @ravenna6543
    @ravenna6543 3 роки тому +3876

    This dislike button joke hits my man. I wasn't ready for that execution.

    • @huggleskuishy
      @huggleskuishy 3 роки тому +66

      Absolute murder

    • @Fvillalba8
      @Fvillalba8 3 роки тому +101

      man, i colapsed to the ground laughing "uhgg HERE IS A DRINK!!"

    • @zombieranger3410
      @zombieranger3410 3 роки тому +25

      It must feel good to be at the top, unlike us commenters and unsuccessful creators. Getting to dislike something.
      Too bad I got the chrome extension that shows dislikes bitches. Get REAL.

    • @elijahbowen1599
      @elijahbowen1599 3 роки тому +4

      Killed me lol

    • @braxtonhalpin5643
      @braxtonhalpin5643 3 роки тому +1

      had me rolling

  • @chadsmisek
    @chadsmisek 3 роки тому +1140

    This is basically Sam holding up a middle finger the entire video toward the viewers and I'm all for it. Heartiest laugh I've done in awhile when you said, "Bitch, theres nothing you can do about it, they got rid of the dislike button."

    • @theguy8763
      @theguy8763 3 роки тому +51

      "UGHH here's a drink" had me rolling 🤣

    • @thelonewanderer69
      @thelonewanderer69 3 роки тому +3

      Bro, I was wheezing 🤣

    • @MrLeGeNdCast
      @MrLeGeNdCast 3 роки тому +7

      Seriously the dunks in the first 5 minutes are ridiculous

    • @DooMGamingV1
      @DooMGamingV1 2 роки тому

      @@thelonewanderer69 aa

  • @theriveracis5172
    @theriveracis5172 3 роки тому +623

    VOIP is the greatest addition for rats ever made.
    Dishonesty, deception, dishonor.
    All so easy, when you can whisper into player's ears.

    • @joshpierce7820
      @joshpierce7820 3 роки тому +57

      Best moment I’ve had this wipe is when I was in a four man on Woods. We heard a couple guys fighting scavs in the camp on the southeast part of the map. We all slowly snuck up to the edge of the camp. My teammate started talking trying to negotiate with the guys inside while I held a tight angle. Of course the two guys inside had no idea we were a four man. One guy was negotiating with my teammate and started walking towards the entrance I was holding, by the sandbags with the tent. His head went straight into my sights and I dropped him mid-sentence. A few seconds later I hear my other teammate take a single suppressed shot from like 50 meters away and then heard the death groan of the second guy inside the camp.
      VOIP is a magical thing

    • @stephenwiseman1712
      @stephenwiseman1712 3 роки тому +17

      @@joshpierce7820 this sound like a movie scene, and I love it

    • @xOhrwurm
      @xOhrwurm 3 роки тому +1

      Disagree. Just play rust.

    • @jasonderoula7144
      @jasonderoula7144 3 роки тому +14

      @@xOhrwurm rust for kid, tarkov for men !

    • @spencerbro
      @spencerbro 3 роки тому +11

      @@joshpierce7820 lol. I think there was more trust early wipe, but I think a lot are using voip like this so it might go back to shoot on sight. They were probably coming to kill your boi too lol. Defs fun as a scav bc you’ve got nothing to lose

  • @thebbqbandito2868
    @thebbqbandito2868 3 роки тому +429

    All jokes aside, I love how Sam uses the green screen to put himself into different areas in tarkov it’s beautiful. Never stop.

    • @richardhunter3441
      @richardhunter3441 3 роки тому +11

      This comment is posted 100x on every video He does. We/he know people like the green screen, shut the fuck up about it

    • @ayochill9716
      @ayochill9716 3 роки тому +61

      @@richardhunter3441 imagine getting mad about people leaving comments in a comment section

    • @Hearstbane
      @Hearstbane 3 роки тому +8

      @@richardhunter3441 Someone woke up and chose violence this morning huh?

    • @thebbqbandito2868
      @thebbqbandito2868 3 роки тому +2

      @@richardhunter3441 rude

    • @Crusader143d
      @Crusader143d 3 роки тому

      @@richardhunter3441 you'll never be a real woman

  • @jakatak744
    @jakatak744 3 роки тому +240

    3:15 in my 5 years of watching general sam, I have never seen him this happy.

    • @nsahandler
      @nsahandler 2 місяці тому

      Seeing Sam smile triggers my fight or flight instinct

  • @RenoMay
    @RenoMay 3 роки тому +1203

    The rats are in control now

    • @sukaira9334
      @sukaira9334 3 роки тому +49

      No longer will we be opressed by those tyrannical game devs or inhumane Chads. The time of the rat is now.

    • @jakeola10
      @jakeola10 3 роки тому +4

      hey reno

    • @AA-yx2kf
      @AA-yx2kf 3 роки тому +6

      Scavs drilling the rivet outa the 10/30 round mags they got. I swear I got them on freedom week!

    • @grantmooney1
      @grantmooney1 3 роки тому +6

      Hey it's that other guy I watch

    • @That_Guy410
      @That_Guy410 3 роки тому +5

      ayo reno plays tarkov??

  • @AlexandroneF
    @AlexandroneF 3 роки тому +415

    The scav on 22:15 literally said “First we’ll visit traders, then the women”. This fact makes Sam’s reaction golden.

    • @seandawson5899
      @seandawson5899 3 роки тому +10

      Thank you random translator

    • @IrateWizrd
      @IrateWizrd 3 роки тому +21

      is that like a Russian "fuck bitches get money"?

    • @NikoMoroz
      @NikoMoroz 3 роки тому +19

      @@IrateWizrd in reverse order

    • @IrateWizrd
      @IrateWizrd 3 роки тому +4

      @@NikoMoroz well yeah

    • @AlexandroneF
      @AlexandroneF 3 роки тому +15

      @@IrateWizrd money comes first. That’s the rule of the grindset.

  • @CaleoGaming
    @CaleoGaming 3 роки тому +755

    3:04 My god dude, that made me choke on my food, I did not expect that. Fucking legend.

    • @enzensperger
      @enzensperger 3 роки тому +17

      it killed me

    • @chad912
      @chad912 3 роки тому +19

      lol you could tell how much he loved saying it

    • @coryisminecraft
      @coryisminecraft 3 роки тому +2

      @@chad912 Been Linking it o n ever page I know

    • @Sickness687
      @Sickness687 3 роки тому +8

      This needs to be clipped. It’s got meme potential

  • @RedMenace0
    @RedMenace0 3 роки тому +494

    When that kid grows up without a father because you were too busy gaming, once they find your UA-cam channel, they'll immediately understand why you were never around. Good content.

    • @darkmessiahx6x360
      @darkmessiahx6x360 3 роки тому +26

      This might be the greatest comment I've ever read.

    • @aceabove5057
      @aceabove5057 3 роки тому +18

      This might be the gayest comment I've ever read.

    • @LeslieWorks
      @LeslieWorks 3 роки тому +11

      This might be the comment I've ever read.

    • @montanawalker8819
      @montanawalker8819 3 роки тому +8

      This might be the I've ever read.

    • @selenagamya1612
      @selenagamya1612 3 роки тому +7

      This might be the comment.

  • @Fournzu
    @Fournzu 3 роки тому +1906

    Man no dislikes, i guess everyone even the chads like this new update and the kind words Mr. Sam said about them.

    • @pequod3782
      @pequod3782 3 роки тому +21

      dey sucked on deeeeez

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 3 роки тому +26

      Sam's words transcend colors and creeds. He speaks truth, we hear truth

    • @adaptsight
      @adaptsight 3 роки тому +1

      fr

    • @andreas_cj
      @andreas_cj 3 роки тому +16

      Dislikes removed by youtube

    • @pnakek
      @pnakek 3 роки тому +46

      @@andreas_cj C'mon man ...

  • @Restine
    @Restine 3 роки тому +118

    Sam: "What's the name of that rapper known for having 2 chains?"
    Tarkov: Skill Memory leveled up to 2

  • @Vasotha
    @Vasotha 3 роки тому +320

    This is the most excited I’ve ever seen Sam, he truly needed this to get over his depression about his Bitcoin portfolio.

  • @jarvy251
    @jarvy251 3 роки тому +220

    I've rewatched the first 4 minutes of this video a dozen times. It's like like Nikita read my entire rat wishlist and it is glorious

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 3 роки тому +596

    3:05 Sam sounds like he's genuinely having a blast insulting all these people knowing they can't do anything to him.

    • @jesseroberts1041
      @jesseroberts1041 3 роки тому +39

      Easily one of the best Sam moments in general.

  • @T10Titan
    @T10Titan 3 роки тому +259

    "he still loves you honey" that fucking killed me. Keep being this good of a father sam.

  • @aaron4820
    @aaron4820 3 роки тому +57

    "Tarkov devs are ours"
    Nikita: *laughs in 90k player queue at launcher with idle timeout kick

    • @nobstompah4850
      @nobstompah4850 3 роки тому +2

      Rat strat for sure. Kick chads and lock them out because theyre waiting for their energy and health to go up (they cant stop running and are poor) while rats are busy leveraging markets.

  • @GrigglesTheTexan
    @GrigglesTheTexan 3 роки тому +245

    "But do it on the Aspie playground they built for you"
    I fucking died 🤣🤣🤣

    • @south3rnson194
      @south3rnson194 3 роки тому +2

      Bruh I don't even run labs it ain't my play ground I'm ratting on reserve and stuff

  • @leavemealone930
    @leavemealone930 3 роки тому +396

    This wipe is the golden age of Tarkov, all the chads crying since they can't play Tarkov like it's Quake now.

    • @bighouse581
      @bighouse581 3 роки тому +28

      "My slide jumps reeeeeee"

    • @garfield5647
      @garfield5647 3 роки тому +23

      Ive been getting into the chad mentality for the last 3 wipes but now i got to get into that sigma rat grindset

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 3 роки тому +7

      Nah, playing like quake would require them to learn how to bunny hop

    • @garfield5647
      @garfield5647 3 роки тому +2

      @@cooldud7071 we were

    • @zackhawn5944
      @zackhawn5944 3 роки тому

      @@cooldud7071 Max Stength giga chads COULD bunny hop last wipe. We still haven't seen how inertia is with max strength players, the movement speed scales with strength so it could still be absolute aids late wipe

  • @joshuasutton5430
    @joshuasutton5430 2 роки тому +28

    I just want to admire Sam's effort on matching his lighting to the in-game graphic behind him. He's getting good at it.

  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 3 роки тому +151

    Poob with the Dennis Reynolds energy.
    'She'd never say no, because of the implications.'

  • @robertreese6903
    @robertreese6903 3 роки тому +242

    This is why people need to practice the “mac and cheese” loadout a little. To appreciate any weapon above it.

  • @LAFO-es5xt
    @LAFO-es5xt 2 місяці тому +6

    That P-diddy joke is even funnier now... 2:45

  • @ultradeath2u
    @ultradeath2u 3 роки тому +335

    I feel like the only reason sam knows so much and is actually kind of smart is just so he can always be right in every argument

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 3 роки тому +17

      He's definitely the kind of guy to enjoy verbally slapping someone in the nuts

    • @Doomguy-777
      @Doomguy-777 3 роки тому +5

      Verbal CBT is my new kink

  • @tc5328
    @tc5328 3 роки тому +217

    The best Christmas present this year was watching Sam shit on chads for 2 minutes.

  • @HardlyWins
    @HardlyWins 3 роки тому +202

    Sam, factory night has everyone in VOIP trying to do the placing quest in the breach room on 3rd story. Do with this information what needs to be done.

  • @ImblackUSA
    @ImblackUSA 3 роки тому +194

    the vocabulary and his tone is what really wrap this cinematic masterpiece into a nice little gift with a bow on it.

  • @FlightTrack101
    @FlightTrack101 3 роки тому +86

    The giant greenscreen takes your stuff to another level my man

    • @GeneralSam
      @GeneralSam  3 роки тому +66

      ty ty brochacho, im still working out the kinks but its definitely better having everything purpetually setup

    • @Crusader143d
      @Crusader143d 3 роки тому +1

      @@GeneralSam and it also makes it so you don't have to acknowledge the child you are neglecting.

  • @dirtydish6642
    @dirtydish6642 3 роки тому +14

    "He still loves you."
    Tearing at Dad's heartstrings over here.

  • @Pestily
    @Pestily 3 роки тому +276

    New wipe new me!

    • @huggleskuishy
      @huggleskuishy 3 роки тому +4

      Hi pestily!

    • @augustthilking573
      @augustthilking573 3 роки тому +13

      i love scrolling down into the comments of this walking shitpost of a channel ( i mean that with love) to see the granddad of the game himself comment on this post like he eagerly awaited the release of this video.

    • @frostyglock317
      @frostyglock317 3 роки тому +1

      Not really a new me but much more motivated and ready to grind. Started 2 or 3 months into my first wipe and hit lvl 41 and didn't get ragman 4. Now I'm already lvl 26 and 4 streamer items short for kappa including your mask :)

    • @TheNotSoRealJeff2
      @TheNotSoRealJeff2 5 місяців тому

      Don't you hate him?

    • @jackfrost2673
      @jackfrost2673 2 місяці тому

      Simp

  • @nochillwill4667
    @nochillwill4667 3 роки тому +625

    This wipe you cant buy being a chad, you gotta earn it. As a shotgun wielding madman I love the challenge.

    • @IrateWizrd
      @IrateWizrd 3 роки тому +33

      The double barrel and revolver shotguns have been some of the most fun I've had this wipe. A tier broke ass loadout

    • @nochillwill4667
      @nochillwill4667 3 роки тому +11

      @@IrateWizrd yes man, all i want is a shotgun revolver for the sidearm slot. Even better if it is a mare leg of the double.

    • @IrateWizrd
      @IrateWizrd 3 роки тому +6

      @@nochillwill4667 I've seen a cut down version of the MTs-255 that looks like a pistol, that'd be cool

    • @maximutatro3176
      @maximutatro3176 3 роки тому +8

      I like how there are a whole 102 people who also always use shotguns and just understand

    • @theduke6939
      @theduke6939 3 роки тому +7

      Ran a Altyn and lvl 6 on customs the other day with a vector and my god the absolute devastation I caused knowing most players have bad ammo it was incredible

  • @Ludumm
    @Ludumm 2 роки тому +6

    Poob literally doing improv comedy skits. Had me fucking dying when he said the girls are actors so they scream. My god that’s gold.

  • @MustangWWII
    @MustangWWII 3 роки тому +131

    I haven’t played Tarkov since 2020, but I still keep up with update news so I can see when to expect General Sam videos.

    • @BargainBinkey
      @BargainBinkey 3 роки тому +5

      I don’t even have a computer, but watching him and Aqua is my fine with me.

    • @1cemann
      @1cemann 3 роки тому +4

      I quit in 2020 as well. Voip is worth coming back to playthrough. It's really made the game feel fresh.

  • @themctwisty1710
    @themctwisty1710 3 роки тому +203

    The flea market restrictions are by far the greatest change to come out of this update. It's beautiful listening to these former gigachads cry because "wahhh I actually have to go through the game's progression, do quests, and upgrade my hideout to get ammo equivalent to a thermonuclear missile instead of hitting level 10 and farming labs for 8 hours per day!!!! this is bullshit!!!"

    • @Reneator
      @Reneator 3 роки тому +4

      Agreed, encountering well geared peeps is much rarer and feels less punishing when getting mowed down by one

    • @gazzy9136
      @gazzy9136 3 роки тому +5

      Chads are a dying breed

    • @lordshugoki8030
      @lordshugoki8030 3 роки тому +2

      even chads are questing why do u think we are over lvl 40 already bruv

  • @asiimovfox
    @asiimovfox 2 роки тому +8

    I return here occasionally just for that defeated 'you suck, I hate you' from Poob. Love that man

  • @sauceman4200
    @sauceman4200 3 роки тому +259

    Recently my house burnt down, I lost pretty much everything except the clothes on my back. These videos bring me much joy in these dark times, Thanks Sam

    • @Mr.Doodlebob
      @Mr.Doodlebob 3 роки тому +62

      Sam burned down your house so you could be trained in the way of the rat and become the rat king

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 3 роки тому +8

      Gotta get em when they're young.

    • @rinkashikachi
      @rinkashikachi 3 роки тому +18

      This is horrible, stay strong

    • @pharmacy2614
      @pharmacy2614 3 роки тому +6

      L

    • @veltren8012
      @veltren8012 3 роки тому +7

      Dark times for a lot of us man, keep on kicking just like the rest of us, you ain't alone man.

  • @TWTLTRTD13
    @TWTLTRTD13 3 роки тому +62

    I like how happy Sam is seeing the pain of others.

  • @AdmiralFarcri
    @AdmiralFarcri 7 місяців тому +6

    that pdiddy joke aged like wine

  • @kromtastic
    @kromtastic 3 роки тому +50

    I've been having a blast using Sam's Blue Boy Build combined with VOIP to absolutely demolish these Scavs

  • @master_dirt1435
    @master_dirt1435 3 роки тому +64

    Man my gang and i went from constant rat tactics to seal team 6 this wipe. absolutely ruthless is the inertia and flea changes. we thought we were bad, we just never ran above class 4 lmao. voip is also quite possibly the best addition ive seen in a while

  • @carbonatedmoose7872
    @carbonatedmoose7872 5 місяців тому +5

    Update: P Diddy found more then a 1 dollar bill

  • @Benjoi
    @Benjoi 3 роки тому +339

    Oh god, this is such quality content 😅

  • @Madddark
    @Madddark 3 роки тому +46

    That ending was perfect, never change Sam.

  • @Pekins
    @Pekins 3 роки тому +17

    You got a really good format going on here, the video felt very good to watch and for some reason it doesnt even felt like I was watching a Tarkov video, keep this up.

    • @nibs991
      @nibs991 3 роки тому

      He does this talk show podcast over his videos, it lets you feel like you're a friend in their voice chat just chilling while they play a game and you're waiting to hop in their squad

  • @D.Danko_thall
    @D.Danko_thall 3 роки тому +40

    3:11 has to be Sam's peak in his career. Shitting into peoples faces with absolutely no consequences. I love it.

  • @bran2970
    @bran2970 3 роки тому +118

    I can't imagine just how many of Sam's friend's dog tags he ends up with at the end of every wipe

  • @papapercc7752
    @papapercc7752 Місяць тому +4

    "Aged poorly" and it's comparing P Diddy to Chads
    I'd say it aged better

  • @BravoGimp1251
    @BravoGimp1251 3 роки тому +30

    I love how he puts himself in places in the actual game and just sits there and talks lol

    • @thediarko
      @thediarko 3 роки тому

      Separates Sam from the peasants

  • @DetectiveJones
    @DetectiveJones 3 роки тому +347

    It's a shame to see people look down on Rats Im proud to be a part of the "Risk, Avoiding, Tactics" Group

    • @2s4in28
      @2s4in28 3 роки тому +13

      It’s not a shame at all

    • @DetectiveJones
      @DetectiveJones 3 роки тому +15

      @@2s4in28 Its the lifestyle of work smarter not harder

    • @Astelch
      @Astelch 3 роки тому +3

      Ratting was already overpowered. Us Chads run around trying to find out what corner you're put a campfire next to but now... Now us running is a death sentence,

    • @muchdoggo6208
      @muchdoggo6208 3 роки тому +5

      How can you be proud of sitting in a corner, waiting for someone to kill him on the saddest way possible?

    • @DetectiveJones
      @DetectiveJones 3 роки тому +20

      @@muchdoggo6208 Nah youre thinking all rats are exit campers while all exit campers are rats not all rats are exit campers! We dont win head to head fights we win with our heads in fights by guerilla tactics hit and run leg meta whatever works

  • @rturner9
    @rturner9 3 роки тому +35

    I've seen majority of Sam's vids, but this, this s**t right here, might be the best yet. Love how this update has just completely destroyed the sweaty ass Chads of Tarkov.

  • @Frosttyy12
    @Frosttyy12 3 роки тому +22

    "refrigerator on my their back and run like Kenyans" most accurate Chad description ever conceived

  • @MrNegi3
    @MrNegi3 3 роки тому +70

    Sam spitting straight facts as per usual, so happy with the changes.

    • @jesseroberts1041
      @jesseroberts1041 3 роки тому +1

      Honestly this has been one of my favourites. VoIP alone has been such a needed change.

  • @phatassphil9325
    @phatassphil9325 3 роки тому +2

    One of the best intros I've seen 10/10, Ive been watching for about 1 1/2 years of your channel, and this was peak.

  • @spairus4492
    @spairus4492 3 роки тому +147

    I'm so confused that this wasn't Sam running around betraying strangers using VOIP for 25 minutes

    • @LeslieWorks
      @LeslieWorks 3 роки тому

      Glad I'm not the only one, so confused

    • @igotchuoncamera3012
      @igotchuoncamera3012 3 роки тому +2

      If they recognized his voice it would be instant death 🤣

    • @hamschh
      @hamschh 3 роки тому

      probably coming in a future video

  • @twinarcher8123
    @twinarcher8123 3 роки тому +26

    Me who has never played tarkov: I don't know what's going on but I'm loving ever second of it

    • @TaintedKey
      @TaintedKey 3 роки тому +3

      if you have a decent gaming pc i highly recommend it

    • @rinkashikachi
      @rinkashikachi 3 роки тому +9

      I recommend avoiding this game

    • @snoozieboi
      @snoozieboi 3 роки тому +1

      I recommend having somebody to guide you or use 4 tabs in a browser,maps from map genie, tarkov wiki, ballistics and tarkov market. This way you can alt tab to check map, quests, items and if ammo is usable.... But the best is a friend, community or Sherpa ( i only did the first)

    • @IncredibleIceCastle
      @IncredibleIceCastle 3 роки тому

      @@snoozieboi sounds like working a job

    • @woah5546
      @woah5546 3 роки тому

      @@IncredibleIceCastle He's playing it the nerd way.

  • @9mmking601
    @9mmking601 3 місяці тому +7

    general sam endorses pdiddy

  • @BeanBups
    @BeanBups 3 роки тому +253

    Sam makes me want to get this game more then ever now that the chads are fucked into the dirt. The revival or the year of the rat!

    • @christophkogler6220
      @christophkogler6220 3 роки тому +45

      Combat is so much more satisfying with the new movement. No more instant peeks that drop you before you can react. If people want to stick their fat head into a hallway and peek down it they actually take the risk of getting shot. Holding angles isn't just fucking suicide by desync.

    • @nikobomberry6813
      @nikobomberry6813 3 роки тому +8

      You wont regret it and its either going on sale soon or is right now. Join us brother

    • @ryanb6614
      @ryanb6614 3 роки тому +10

      Honestly the new mechanics make it way easier for me to chad out, people play way slower than normal with bad gear & it’s super easy to be aggressive. All inertia does is prevent abuse of some game mechanics like jiggle peaking which I’m actually happy about.

    • @bdubeau88
      @bdubeau88 3 роки тому +2

      @@ryanb6614 agreed the gameplay feels amazing now on both sides, now all the gotta do is make it so you cant drop out of 2 story buildings and sprint on painkillers

    • @pklord63
      @pklord63 3 роки тому +1

      Only took me an extra week to run slick altyn lvl 38 atm

  • @trevorc5715
    @trevorc5715 3 роки тому +46

    I'm glad they had this change. The game is way more enjoyable now and like you said, it was hilarious to hear people crying about the movement. Rats rise up!

    • @bm2618
      @bm2618 3 роки тому +4

      The People complaining just don’t understand that the movement before wasn’t how BSG wanted the game to play like. It’s not apex legends in Russia.

    • @romptown
      @romptown 3 роки тому +1

      Honestly the movement doesnt even feel that bad ive hardly struggled puahing players like i did last wipe its maybe made w key playstyle a little harder but i think good players will still be able to move well enough to fuck on people that plus bag dropping before a fight is more of a requirement to save weight/movement speed were before it was just to save stam

  • @DaPaind0ntmind
    @DaPaind0ntmind 3 роки тому +8

    17:14 asked my wife who is a tea drinker "do you suck the bag dry after" she said "I used too but not anymore because it makes your teeth yellow" I have learned more about my wife thanks to you!

  • @rutherfordthebrave2516
    @rutherfordthebrave2516 3 роки тому +60

    You just chilling around tarkov, makes me love this more than the gameplay.

    • @jesseroberts1041
      @jesseroberts1041 3 роки тому

      Honestly why I’m glad he got that new green screen room. The creative shit he does.

  • @fuechschen-san
    @fuechschen-san 3 роки тому +9

    Production value 100% good job i enjoyed every second of it ever since you made the first greenscreen bits they are getting better and better too

  • @HershisHowto
    @HershisHowto 3 роки тому +6

    The "there's nothing you can do about it, they got rid of the dislike bar" line killed me!

  • @leviking9625
    @leviking9625 3 роки тому +6

    Seeing Sam happy about people being unhappy and the dislike being gone is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. The fridge Kenyon joke well... that had we laughing too

  • @jayswanmicles9283
    @jayswanmicles9283 3 роки тому +12

    It was a big RAT MOVE when Sam shot Bryan in the chest and went back to looting

  • @benblaa3117
    @benblaa3117 2 місяці тому +3

    The Diddy joke, aged like milk or like wine, depending on how you look at it

  • @trsubliminal
    @trsubliminal 3 роки тому +11

    sam laughing at chads is by far the best tarkov content i've ever seen

  • @mostlyforyt
    @mostlyforyt 3 роки тому +12

    Sam's kid experiencing the absent dad when he's literally right there lmao thats so sad and funny at the same time

  • @louisknudsen2535
    @louisknudsen2535 9 місяців тому +1

    Poobs Disney cruise segment might be the hardest I've ever laughed at one of Sam's videos

  • @masterexploder83
    @masterexploder83 3 роки тому +13

    I'm honestly cackling like a mad-man everytime he laughs at the chads

  • @eren_jeager132
    @eren_jeager132 3 роки тому +41

    *Me watching this with a straight face*
    Sam: "he still loves you"
    Me: *cracks a big ass smile*

  • @Mamameesee
    @Mamameesee 3 роки тому +7

    Truly an amazing video! Loved the intro and the greenscreening on this one!

  • @TheDude044
    @TheDude044 3 роки тому +63

    I agree with Sam. The absolute BEST thing about this wipe has been all the weak willed chads complaining about inertia. It’s a true chefs kiss moment.

  • @isakwold1934
    @isakwold1934 3 роки тому +21

    Bro i fucking love this guy. Crying laughing when he is talking about the removed dislike button

  • @nathanbaney4394
    @nathanbaney4394 3 роки тому

    4:40 that pistol kill jeeeeesus
    ty rat king sam for the rat rep, long live our species

  • @ShadowSeeker15
    @ShadowSeeker15 3 роки тому +9

    “Sha k barygam, a potom po babam”
    Roughly translates to;
    "First to the hucksters, then to the chicks."
    So he's basically saying lets go sell this shit and find some women

  • @CheeseSlurpy
    @CheeseSlurpy 3 роки тому +41

    Took a page out of sam's book and made my PMC look like a scav. Coupled it with VOIP and now all those friendly player scavs are easy pickings for the kill-quest tasks 👌

    • @2s4in28
      @2s4in28 3 роки тому +3

      When u need a crutch to kill scavs

    • @CheeseSlurpy
      @CheeseSlurpy 3 роки тому +1

      @@2s4in28 two birds with one stone baby
      It was nice getting all the tasks done without being bothered by people.

    • @woah5546
      @woah5546 3 роки тому

      @@2s4in28 It's not about the difficulty, it's about the satisfaction.

  • @michealnelsonauthor
    @michealnelsonauthor 2 роки тому +2

    ROFL #1 “Boo hoo I can’t wear a refrigerator on my back and run like a Kenyan.”
    ‘Fu- you.’
    Legit lol bro. Epic.

  • @grimluv2102
    @grimluv2102 3 роки тому +10

    The intro is probably the most fun Sam has had and it’s the most hilarious thing ever

  • @cloud9847
    @cloud9847 3 роки тому +16

    Picturing a really pissed off Mickey Mouse boss raging on someone with highly aggressive punches with the foam hands is one of the funnier mental images I've ever had. Thank you for that Sam and Co.

  • @nicholasbreecher9315
    @nicholasbreecher9315 7 місяців тому +2

    “They lured those chads into a state of trust and betrayed them.”
    Kids, this is what we call foreshadowing. Two years in advance.

  • @adamkaneshiro
    @adamkaneshiro 3 роки тому +5

    Laughed so hard on the last part! Poob was very sincere in his tone.

  • @Encheat
    @Encheat 3 роки тому +5

    I've been waiting for Sam's first video on this wipe. It really is Christmas.

  • @siydge
    @siydge Місяць тому +2

    11:36 He's in the what of it?!

  • @LTAdventurephoto
    @LTAdventurephoto 3 роки тому +12

    for me, this was the funniest video you've ever done. thoroughly enjoyable. 10/10

  • @wolfieseven2360
    @wolfieseven2360 3 роки тому +4

    When he started laughing at the Chad's and did the jerk to the camera "piece of shit, here's a drink" - is when I immediately scrolled up on mobile... and smashed that fuckin like button.

  • @michaelburchfield7356
    @michaelburchfield7356 3 роки тому +1

    That is the greatest roast of chads.... I was crying laughing lol
    "Here's a drink!"

  • @TP-dv6xx
    @TP-dv6xx 3 роки тому +36

    poob has to be one of the funniest human beings on earth. sam is pretty alright too

  • @mr.cheeseburger4022
    @mr.cheeseburger4022 3 роки тому +3

    Lmao "longest enjoyable wipe"
    Nikita: we need queue for servers

  • @Thomas-gj8np
    @Thomas-gj8np 3 роки тому +34

    Love the rant, we can feel that Sam's "fµck you" is genuine

  • @acidicfate
    @acidicfate 3 роки тому +64

    I'm so, so so glad they took their game back, and told all these steamers to shove off with their sweaty ass advice and opinions. This is Tarkov, it isn't CS:GO, warzone, rainbow 6. It's Tarkov, its meant to be brutal, realistic, unforgiving. Next they need to patch out these ridiculous 2-3 story jumps, if you do it just give them insta death.

    • @philritter9042
      @philritter9042 3 роки тому +10

      but a jump that high being fatal isn’t realistic either but breaking both legs would at least with heavy backpack

    • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
      @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 2 роки тому +2

      The leg breaking thing is realistic, what would be better is if the game forced you to go prone if you fell from that height.

  • @mickyjo5
    @mickyjo5 3 роки тому +1

    "they got rid of the dislike bar" "take a drink" instantly made me like and sub

  • @Robot-Overlord
    @Robot-Overlord 3 роки тому +13

    Bryan really shines when hes got a mic and a controller in his hands.
    On the podcast be might as well be a canadian mannequin slurping on drinks nobodys heard of on the american side of the great lakes.

    • @pennyisdreadful
      @pennyisdreadful 3 роки тому +6

      Brian is the fingerless gloves of people

  • @marioformicadae6637
    @marioformicadae6637 3 роки тому +3

    Hearing someone say the phrase "run like a kenyan" was kind of refreshing.