Camelot (Dingo Pictures)

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 796

  • @alessandrodipasquale5231
    @alessandrodipasquale5231 8 місяців тому +68

    A German dingo in King Arthur's court is the book weve been waiting for.

  • @LittleBlueTrain67
    @LittleBlueTrain67 7 місяців тому +246

    “We are…the knights who say….YEE!!!!!”

    • @syppy7416
      @syppy7416 7 місяців тому +20

      no! not the knights who say Yee!

    • @robo-nidai4236
      @robo-nidai4236 7 місяців тому +11

      @@syppy7416 The same!

    • @marcusfridh8489
      @marcusfridh8489 7 місяців тому +4

      Neeh neeh neeh

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 місяців тому +20

      And we demand.....A BLOOD BUSH

    • @AdiG1
      @AdiG1 7 місяців тому +5

      ...NI!
      _"SHH"_

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 7 місяців тому +350

    🎶 "He is Brave Sir Phelous. Sir Phelous a Bootleg Zone. He will watch the Dingo films, oh Brave Phelous. He will dissect it into tiny bits and riff them all the way."

    • @tymothyyoung1530
      @tymothyyoung1530 7 місяців тому +8

      Now we just need a full song 🎵 and then the guy from The Witcher who sings the songs ( please ignore hiw awful I am with names) to bring his loot. And sand in front of us all while we drink ale 🍺 in a old timey Inn.

    • @michaelthomas5433
      @michaelthomas5433 7 місяців тому +8

      Hey, this is a verified dingologist you're speaking about. ?;- )

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 7 місяців тому +14

      _and there was much rejoicing_

    • @carsonsmith7314
      @carsonsmith7314 7 місяців тому +6

      @@MediumRareOpinions yay…

    • @Geospasmic
      @Geospasmic 7 місяців тому +9

      [coconut sounds]

  • @kitestar
    @kitestar 7 місяців тому +166

    “YOUR ANIMATION WAS A POORLY DESIGNED HAMSTER, AND YOUR DUB TEAM SMELT OF ELDER BERRIES!!!”
    -the taunting French to the dingo knights of the round, probably

  • @Honestlyanobody
    @Honestlyanobody 7 місяців тому +176

    Merlin: "Anyway, to make a long story short Mordred killed me."

  • @POLE7645
    @POLE7645 7 місяців тому +175

    (*looking at animated Merlin*)
    Man, Jareth the Goblin King really let himself go.

    • @EmilyGloeggler7984
      @EmilyGloeggler7984 7 місяців тому +11

      Yet, Armin somehow looks more masculine. 🤔

    • @MentalLiberation
      @MentalLiberation 7 місяців тому +2

      He reminds me of the babe....

    • @POLE7645
      @POLE7645 7 місяців тому +2

      @@MentalLiberation The babe with the power.

    • @Lukethefox
      @Lukethefox 7 місяців тому +4

      He looks more like a bad cosplay version of Denethor from LOTR

    • @philipphalter926
      @philipphalter926 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@POLE7645what power ?

  • @DonaldRilea
    @DonaldRilea 7 місяців тому +127

    Wabuu: "Most of these knights are sooo stupid!" Merlin: "You're telling me!!!"

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 7 місяців тому +236

    Wabuu: "Now stand aside, worthy adversary."
    Wooshel: "'Tis but a scratch!"
    Wabuu: "A scratch?! Your arm has been blown off."
    Wooshel: "I've had worse."

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 7 місяців тому +23

      Wabuu: "You liar!" 🤨
      Wooshel: "Come on you pansy!" 😡

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 7 місяців тому +2

      Wabuu: This Knight is soooooo stupiiiiid! Heh heh heh heh heh... *Whacks off other arm.* ​@@cameronbosch1213

    • @Godzillakingofkaiju1
      @Godzillakingofkaiju1 7 місяців тому +6

      @@cameronbosch1213
      Wabuu: VICTORY IS MINE! I thank you, Lord, and for these gift thou have-
      Wooshel: HIYAH! Come on then! Have at you!
      Wabuu: You are indeed brave, sir knight but the fight is mine.
      Wooshel: Oh, had enough, eh?
      Wabuu: Look ya stupid bastard, you got no arms left.

    • @syppy7416
      @syppy7416 6 місяців тому

      @@Godzillakingofkaiju1 Yes I have!

    • @thechuchofthecentury3853
      @thechuchofthecentury3853 6 місяців тому +3

      Wabuu: Look!
      Wuschel: Just a flesh wound.

  • @MrXemnas1992
    @MrXemnas1992 7 місяців тому +140

    It's amazing how when you first reviewed Lion and the King way way way back when, Dingo Pictures was just this enigma that barely anyone knew anything about and nowadays there's just so much documentation, names, behind the scenes stuff...like it's surreal that we now know who Wabuu's voice actor is in both versions (Armin Drogat OG/Don F. Jordan for the english dubs). Takes a way a bit of the fun mystery, but cool how far we've come.

    • @phelous
      @phelous  7 місяців тому +64

      Yeah, though I don't know if the English voice actor is confirmed still or just highly suspected.

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 7 місяців тому +21

      It's amazing how how you've cornered The Market on DINGO Movie Reviews Phelous to the point that Wabuu now is officially your copyright 😂😂😂😂

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 7 місяців тому

      ​He copyrighted...Wabuu? @@thing1thing2themediamaniac43

    • @jj48
      @jj48 7 місяців тому +11

      It can take away a bit of the mystery, but it's always nice to see these creators get recognition for their work. Even as we laugh at it, we can still admire that they actually did this.

    • @koshavinka2995
      @koshavinka2995 2 місяці тому +3

      I can tell you who Wabuu's Italian voice actor is (in "Wabuu" at least),
      Claudio Moneta.
      As seen before, Dingo Pictures tends to make use of some actual Voice acting talent for their Italian dubs, and Claudio Moneta is a very big name in the industry.
      Here are some characters Moneta is the Italian voice for:
      - SpongeBob SquarePants
      - Goku/Goku Black in Dragon Ball Super
      - Captain K'Nuckles in Flapjack
      - Ratchet in Transformers Prime
      - Male Shepard in Mass Effect
      - Mihawk and Rob Lucci in One Piece
      - Ulbrik (one of the God Hand) in *Berserk*
      - Muzan in Demon Slayer
      - Weather Report in JoJo
      - *Toji in Jujutsu Kaisen*
      *Italian Wabuu is Toji from JJK.*
      "Mosht of the sorcerers are soooo shtupid, hehehehe"

  • @shimyku7820
    @shimyku7820 7 місяців тому +76

    You can tell Phelous is super glad he got access to all these Dingo assets... and honestly, so are we ^^

  • @LaNoLaCola
    @LaNoLaCola 7 місяців тому +127

    Perhaps Armin Drogat was the most important part of Dingo Pictures

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 7 місяців тому +17

      *"THAT'S IT!"* *Crumples a sheet of paper in one hand.*

    • @limalepakko6074
      @limalepakko6074 7 місяців тому +12

      He was the friend me made along the way

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 7 місяців тому

      @@limalepakko6074 "Nosferatu!" 😏

    • @catalinamelo9932
      @catalinamelo9932 7 місяців тому +5

      "MAAAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEE. WHOOOOOOO KNEEEEEEEWWWWSSSSSSSSS."

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 7 місяців тому +6

      @@catalinamelo9932 Professor X: We will never know.

  • @JasSpy
    @JasSpy 8 місяців тому +31

    Indiana Jones and the Hunt for the Wonderful Bowl
    Indy quits halfway through the hunt because finding a wonderful bowl sounds lame as hell.

  • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
    @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 7 місяців тому +104

    I had a really weird dream recently, and one part of the dream was drawn in the Dingo Pictures art style.

    • @AnInsideJoke
      @AnInsideJoke 7 місяців тому +28

      So, a nightmare? A particularly poorly animated one?

    • @KirbyIsCute
      @KirbyIsCute 7 місяців тому +15

      Dang, that sucks........... was by chance Wabuu there?

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 7 місяців тому +11

      @@KirbyIsCute No, unfortunately not

    • @KirbyIsCute
      @KirbyIsCute 7 місяців тому +4

      @@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 Rats.

    • @incoerenza4331
      @incoerenza4331 7 місяців тому +4

      What happened in the dream?

  • @SHINOBI-03
    @SHINOBI-03 7 місяців тому +70

    And then Excalibur was found by the Shredder and gave life to statues. Exactly as the legends foretold before Phelous asked Merlin to shut up.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 7 місяців тому +2

      Dern. When Storm Shadow found it it just flooded a lot. D:

  • @tobyjack1238
    @tobyjack1238 7 місяців тому +48

    They were going to have the scene where Arthur uses Excalibur to defeat Mordred, but the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. I’m guessing from seeing what they were animating.

  • @Jean-Luc_Renard
    @Jean-Luc_Renard 7 місяців тому +62

    Phelous and Dingo pictures. Name a more iconic duo.

  • @ShinGallon
    @ShinGallon 8 місяців тому +491

    On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a poorly animated place.

    • @EmilyGloeggler7984
      @EmilyGloeggler7984 7 місяців тому +37

      And there was much rejoicing… yay.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 7 місяців тому +26

      In the German dub the reason they don't go to Camelot is bc it doesn't have cable, so... fitting xD

    • @AnInsideJoke
      @AnInsideJoke 7 місяців тому +16

      Where the "baby dragons" are re-used dinosaur assets that we couldn't even bother to add wings to!

    • @SamtheBravesFan
      @SamtheBravesFan 7 місяців тому +4

      Right.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 7 місяців тому +3

      Myesss...

  • @Tyler2K7
    @Tyler2K7 7 місяців тому +143

    "DOOOO YOOOU KNOOOW WHO I AMMMM?"

    • @michaelaurban4120
      @michaelaurban4120 7 місяців тому +11

      *slips into coma*

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 7 місяців тому +32

      *YOU IS THE POPE OF FOOLS!!!*

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 7 місяців тому +9

      I think he’s the voice of Wabuu.

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 7 місяців тому +9

      ​@@joshslater2426 The voice behind the English dub (which is the original German dub) _is_ Armin Drogot. Who did these English Dubs, both EastWest / Fun Kids / Art Media and these dubs.

    • @schlamuffenimperator9460
      @schlamuffenimperator9460 7 місяців тому +9

      One of the knights who say YEE

  • @petehill7280
    @petehill7280 7 місяців тому +29

    12:58 It's pronounced 'Nim-oo-ay', and I would also note that the Damsel of the Lake's name varies frequently between versions-- in some variants she's called Vivian/Vivienne, for instance-- as does her very backstory. The only consistent thing about the Damsel of the Lake between different versions of the legend is that she gives Arthur Excalibur, that she is Lancelot's adopted mother, hence him being called Lancelot Du Lac ('Lancelot of the Lake' in French), and that she ultimately seduces Merlin before magically sealing him away (either in a cave, or inside a hollow tree, depending on the version).

    • @Geospasmic
      @Geospasmic 7 місяців тому +12

      That last part would have made a fun ending to the movie. "And I'm still stuck in this tree."

  • @jasonjimerson7046
    @jasonjimerson7046 7 місяців тому +41

    A Clastle... It's a castle, but with more class!

  • @TheLastPhoen1x
    @TheLastPhoen1x 7 місяців тому +96

    What the hell is that ending? Merlin hooking up with Morgana is the best plot twist🤣
    "We gonna go bang in a different world now, bye... PLANESHIFT"

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 7 місяців тому +28

      “She’s certainly not gonna betray me and leave me comatose in a tree or something. That would be ridiculous.”

    • @syppy7416
      @syppy7416 7 місяців тому +9

      and their daughter will be reincarnated to fight Morgana with an elf, a monk and a steampunk robot over and over again until one day something goes wrong and their hosts retain their memories

    • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
      @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 7 місяців тому +11

      .....never thought i'd be upset about getting spoiled for a DINGO PICTURES MOVIE of all things...

    • @TheLastPhoen1x
      @TheLastPhoen1x 7 місяців тому +4

      @@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan Sorry... I hoped people wouldn't go to the comments before finishing.

    • @desmondmalone438
      @desmondmalone438 7 місяців тому +4

      Merlin should of gone to Avalon I guess they didn’t want Merlin to watch over the dingoverse when it already screwed up

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 7 місяців тому +19

    Dingo is truly a rabbit hole Phelous can never get out of

  • @Account_Not_Applicable
    @Account_Not_Applicable 7 місяців тому +40

    Given how accurate Animated Merlin's outfit is to Live Action Merlin's costume, it leads me to believe Dingo recorded the live action bits first before animating anything. With the ineptitude we've come to know from Dingo, I doubt they'd take the time to make a totally accurate costume that Armin Drogat would presumably only wear for this one film.
    Then again, maybe the Dingo Pictures crew are far more interested in cosplay than they are animating.

    • @Geospasmic
      @Geospasmic 7 місяців тому +7

      At least they only ripped off themselves with that one.

  • @wisp2007
    @wisp2007 8 місяців тому +13

    I’ll bet dollars to donuts this was made within a year of Quest for Camelot.

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 7 місяців тому +1

      Sadly, the dingo version is probably much better than the Quest for Camelot with the two-headed dragon.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 7 місяців тому +164

    Old Man: "Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he YEEEEE."

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 7 місяців тому +31

      "Ask me the questions bridge keeper I'm not afraid!"
      "*What* is your name!?"
      "It is Arthur, King of the Britons."
      "*What* is your quest!?"
      "To seek the Holy Grail!"
      "*What* is thr worst Dingo movie!?"
      _"...I don't know that!"_
      *"AAAHHHHH!"*

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 7 місяців тому +17

      ​@@cameronbosch1213 "English or German dub?"

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 7 місяців тому +18

      @@dubuyajay9964 The Bridge Keeper: "Uh... uh... I don't know that."
      The Bridge Keeper: *"AAAAAAHHHH!"*

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 7 місяців тому +14

      "The witch got wet from being dunked in water. She's completely useless now."

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 7 місяців тому +3

      @@jlev1028
      I’M MELTING, I’M MELTING!!!!! WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!!!!!

  • @Elvusmiw
    @Elvusmiw 7 місяців тому +63

    Its gonna be a sad day when phelous reviews all the dingo pictures movies. An end of a era. Unless the lost media dingo films are found.

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 7 місяців тому +23

      He has already been creating new ones from scratch. Clearly Dingo Pictures has outlived its original creators and become something... MOOOAR.

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire 7 місяців тому +15

      We should then experience the joys of other terrible studios like good old Video Brinquedo.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@1Thunderfire I hope we all live long enough to see Phelous react to the "Ratatoing" "Dance" number.

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 2 місяці тому

      I would love to see what he thinks of that, but the Video Brinquedo rabbit hole isn’t quite as deep as Dingo’s.

  • @anjadjurovic9617
    @anjadjurovic9617 7 місяців тому +20

    Baby dinosaur is probably supposed to be pet dragon. Which merlin didn't even have.

  • @schlamuffenimperator9460
    @schlamuffenimperator9460 7 місяців тому +39

    We're Knights of the Dingo Table
    We laugh whene'er we're able (heh heh)
    We do routines with pointless scenes
    With animation condemnable
    We lip flap quiet in Camelot
    and got a silly king - mah gawd!

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n 6 місяців тому +5

      Most of the other knights are sooo stupeeeed, hehehe

  • @harrysavva9630
    @harrysavva9630 7 місяців тому +34

    The "....for youuuuu" joke NEVER fails to make me laugh.

  • @TheMellowFilmmaker
    @TheMellowFilmmaker 7 місяців тому +27

    It's funny that Percival, who was basically a bum of the street, ended up being a better fighter than Arthur seeing as he was able to defeat Mordred without cheating.

  • @TheJPopHistorian
    @TheJPopHistorian 7 місяців тому +30

    Admittedly I never looked up how many movies Dingo has done, but every time I see Phelan do a Dingo Pictures video I'm like: "There are MORE!?!?!"

    • @gracetucker661
      @gracetucker661 7 місяців тому +2

      Don't worry; I think Phelous has nightmares about that daily. Although I am admittedly curious about an Over the Hedge ripoff. Wabuu would make an interesting RJ. 😂

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 7 місяців тому

      It's like a Kinder Surprise!

    • @miliksmith5685
      @miliksmith5685 6 місяців тому

      ​@@gracetucker661 true have him and the grumpy bear who hates sharing lol and the squirrel wabbuu gets oh my I can see a whole movie

  • @TheAdorkableRJ
    @TheAdorkableRJ 7 місяців тому +42

    Wabuusferatu: ''I VANT TO SUCK...
    YOUR BOOZE!''

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 7 місяців тому +34

    22:33
    And that’s not even the first time that it happened in Arthurian legend. In some versions, King Uther - Arthur’s father - used Merlin’s magic to disguise himself as Gorlois, a rival of Uther, so that Uther could sleep with his wife who he’d always lusted after… which is how Arthur was born.

    • @phelous
      @phelous  7 місяців тому +40

      King Uther and the knights of Yikes

    • @fluffyman85
      @fluffyman85 6 місяців тому +1

      Actually remember that detail was in the NBC Mini-Series Merlin with Sam Neill.

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 7 місяців тому +81

    *Charles Martinet voice: It's a-name, Excalibur!

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 7 місяців тому +3

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that

    • @syppy7416
      @syppy7416 7 місяців тому

      I love you so much for this ^^

  • @SausageOwnage
    @SausageOwnage 7 місяців тому +45

    The head chopping bit is from "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight"

    • @BATCHARRO
      @BATCHARRO 7 місяців тому +4

      I think that had a movie like last year or something. Although I take it Gawain does get Chopped in the original telling.

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@BATCHARROThe Green Knight spares him, I think.

    • @kingalfred2014
      @kingalfred2014 7 місяців тому +13

      @@MarquisLeary34 Yeah, the Green Knight spares Gawain because Gawain refused an enchantment that would have let him survive the Green Knight's blow. The Green Knight had set that up deliberately as a test of Gawain's character.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 7 місяців тому +4

      @@BATCHARRO Gawain makes it through. Just don't ask for his cooking.

    • @graemesmith6721
      @graemesmith6721 Місяць тому

      @@BATCHARRO ACTUALLY, there have been three movie versions of the epic poem "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight." The first was "Gawain and the Green Knight" (1973), starring rock singer Murray Head ("Jesus Christ, Superstar," "One Night in Bangkok") as Gawain and Nigel Green (in his last movie appearance before his death) as the Green Knight. In 1984, Cannon Films did a version called "Sword of the Valiant," starring Miles O'Keeffe as Gawain and Sean Connery as the Green Knight. Both films were written and directed by Stephen Weeks, and both had Ronald Lacey (Toht, the Nazi torturer from "Raiders of the Lost Ark") playing the character of Oswald. Since they had the same writer and Lacey is playing the same character, he recites the exact same dialogue in both movies, which is kind of hilarious. Then in 2021, a third version was produced starring Dev Patel as Gawain.
      I've seen all three versions, and I have to say I think the 1984 one is the most entertaining, mainly for its camp value. It looks incredibly cheesy (then again, it IS a Cannon film), and Sean Connery is clearly having a blast playing the Green Knight (then again, so did Nigel Green). However, the 1973 version is also kind of fun because it takes itself so seriously and tries so hard to be an epic medieval romance of the type made back in the '50s and early '60s. After watching it, I realized that Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam of Monty Python must have seen it and recognized how ridiculous it was and how little relevance it had to audiences in 1973, and that it must have inspired them to make "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" two years later, because many elements in "Holy Grail" are clearly lifted from it.

  • @thedarthmj94
    @thedarthmj94 7 місяців тому +22

    "The Wonderful Bowl."
    Well, I guess it's always 420 when Dingo's involved.

  • @scottylewis8124
    @scottylewis8124 7 місяців тому +15

    In live action, he looks like an eldery fusion of Voldemort and Ozzy Osbourne.

  • @tobyspring6171
    @tobyspring6171 7 місяців тому +20

    Old Man and Oro McDinoscience: We Are The Knights Who Say ‘Yeeee’!

  • @maybunny25
    @maybunny25 7 місяців тому +33

    I honestly find the Dingo-saur to be cute. It somehow looks better than the other characters in the movie to me.

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 7 місяців тому +9

      Best character in the movie if you ask me.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 7 місяців тому +6

      Too bad it ends with the poor little guy crying.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 7 місяців тому +3

      Happy May. May Bunny.

  • @SCWRMComms
    @SCWRMComms 7 місяців тому +22

    Somewhere out there, Linkara perks his head and feels a familiar dread: someone has pronounced the name of Nimue incorrectly.
    -Teo

    • @Sam-wv4fz
      @Sam-wv4fz 7 місяців тому +3

      I've thought it was like "Nimh" all my life :o (rhymes with Mim from The Sword in the Stone but that was my logic as a child)

  • @cameronstone4495
    @cameronstone4495 8 місяців тому +40

    I wouldn't summon these "Knights of the Round" to fight Sephiroth, though the animation feels about as long.

    • @phelous
      @phelous  8 місяців тому +22

      It would be the ultimate troll if a summon made you watch an entire dingo movie, haha.

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 7 місяців тому +4

      Just impose a bunch of dingo pictures characters’ faces on each knight

  • @geeker6350
    @geeker6350 7 місяців тому +14

    "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis' a silly place.'

  • @StaubAufDenKnochen
    @StaubAufDenKnochen 7 місяців тому +30

    "Ahh look Arthur personally."
    Sounds like someone translated the german a bit too literal there. My guess is that the german version there could be smth like "Ahhh seht, Arthur höchstpersönlich." Which would be a normal phrase to use in German.
    I wonder how much of the Gibberish language use in these films come from such mistranslations.

  • @Scorpio2074
    @Scorpio2074 7 місяців тому +19

    I, for one, welcome the new king of England, Wabuu I.

  • @KasumiRINA
    @KasumiRINA 7 місяців тому +9

    The head chopping part is from Gawain and the Green Knight, a separate story, original was more following on your word, but giving it to Lancelot and putting it out of context made for another WTF moment.

  • @canedust
    @canedust 7 місяців тому +17

    "Dingosaur! You is the King of Fools!"

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 7 місяців тому +14

    I think the unnamed fat knight challenging Lancelot to try and cut each other's heads off is a reference to the ballad of the Green Knight, but of course, that was with Galahad and the Green Knight was a magical intruder.

    • @trevingrayek1671
      @trevingrayek1671 3 місяці тому +2

      Gawain was his name but yeah I can see that being a shoutout

  • @adamntcaponewholikesbigcoo1749
    @adamntcaponewholikesbigcoo1749 7 місяців тому +22

    Merlin ditching the random dinosaur to bang a lady is certainly a play.
    Maybe they can make mordred two and take over britan

  • @robo-nidai4236
    @robo-nidai4236 7 місяців тому +14

    Woooow! They really just left the whole Mordred betraying Arthur story unresolved. I haven't seen such "brilliance" since Goldenfilms' Anastasia left Rasputin in control of Russia.

  • @NebLleb
    @NebLleb 7 місяців тому +31

    We're Knights of the Round Table!
    We dance whenever we're able!
    We do routines and chorus scenes
    With footwork impecc-a-ble!
    We dine well here in Camelot
    We eat Ham & Jam & Spam a lot!
    We're Knights of the Round Table!
    Our shows are form-id-a-ble!
    But many times, we're given rhymes
    That are quite unsing-a-ble!
    We're opera mad in Camelot,
    We sing from the DIAPHRAGM A LOOOOOT!
    In war we're tough and able,
    Quite indefatig-a-ble!
    Between our quest, we sequin vests
    And impersonate Clark Gable
    It's a busy life in Camelot...
    *IIIIII HAAAAVE TOOOO PUSH THE PRAM A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!*

    • @MentalLiberation
      @MentalLiberation 7 місяців тому +10

      ::cue the prisoner clapping to the beat::

  • @brianlewolfhunt
    @brianlewolfhunt 7 місяців тому +10

    Poor Armin Drogat. He looks like he is cooking in that outfit.

    • @Sam-wv4fz
      @Sam-wv4fz 7 місяців тому +4

      Let him cook! (this bit of lingo is apparently complimentary not aggressive)

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 6 місяців тому +3

      I think we should forgive him for dragging his lines out. He’s buried in nearly 5 layers of costume walking around a public place, so there was probably a lot of pressure on him.

  • @hecatejones4038
    @hecatejones4038 7 місяців тому +7

    21:01-21:07 Given what the UK has been like for a decade and a half, I for one welcome our new raccoon overlord.

  • @michaelthomas5433
    @michaelthomas5433 7 місяців тому +15

    If Lancelot had gotten his head cut off, he wouldn't have been able to horn in on Guinevere later and so the whole kingdom would not have fallen as a result of that domino being knocked over. Oh, the misery that could have been avoided with a single chop of that axe.

    • @anjadjurovic9617
      @anjadjurovic9617 3 місяці тому

      Lancelot was latter adition to myth, and earlier, queens lover was mordred

  • @dexstewart862
    @dexstewart862 7 місяців тому +6

    "Shut up, Merlin!"
    I love when there's callbacks to unrelated videos.

  • @patrickbaillargeon1933
    @patrickbaillargeon1933 7 місяців тому +27

    A story where King Wabuu gets overthrown by his knights Sir Garfield, Sir Meowth and Sir Michaelangelo after finding the Wonderful Bowl sounds a lot better than... whatever that was.

  • @YokaiYurei
    @YokaiYurei 7 місяців тому +9

    The face Phelan is making in the thumbnail is the personification of fear.

  • @Dark_Jaguar
    @Dark_Jaguar 7 місяців тому +7

    Excalibur 2... which you can only unlock by beating Dingo's entire library in under 12 hours.... which is easier if you just skip all the cutscenes.

  • @dragonmaster613
    @dragonmaster613 7 місяців тому +28

    Mordread was Arthur's child with his Half-Sister. There was a prophecy that he wouldn't usurp Arthur, so was exiled as an infant and was raised by Morgan Le Fey.

    • @arubinojr5670
      @arubinojr5670 7 місяців тому +7

      Enchanted halfcest is as enchanted halfcest does back in the day. Sunrise, sunset.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 7 місяців тому

      Yea, Merlin gave Arthur a magic p3n1s to make Mordred... So despite being female, Arthur is Mo's FATHER. I mean, this version also has Saber with a girl's voice so it checks out.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 7 місяців тому +3

      that's exactly why they call Merlin a diск wizard, as you can hear by the voice, Artoria doesn't have any naturally.

    • @LadyDiskette
      @LadyDiskette 7 місяців тому +1

      Sweet Home Ye Olde England apparently

    • @billuraral1870
      @billuraral1870 7 місяців тому +1

      Arthur also gathered every baby younger than age 1 on a boat and left it to sink, since he wasn't sure which one of them would grow up to usurp him. His nephew-son was the only survivor.

  • @hollyhobgoblin8838
    @hollyhobgoblin8838 7 місяців тому +11

    Of all the elements of Arthurian legend I expected to see hastily thrown into a Dingo film, I definitely wasn't expecting a tldr version of Gawain and the Green Knight starring Lancelot instead of Gawain. I guess after they omitted the Arthur/Gwen/Lance love triangle, they felt compelled to still include him somehow just because of his fame.

  • @holographictacosalad
    @holographictacosalad 7 місяців тому +9

    Merlin sounds like he could use some diamonds.

  • @katielinzie7444
    @katielinzie7444 7 місяців тому +12

    As someone who was really into Arthurian legends in high school, here are some interesting facts concerning some of the sudden plot changes:
    1. Merlin did have a “love interest” in one of the stories that happens very shortly before Arthur’s death. Her name was Vivian and she was “the most gorgeous woman in the world” who was crafted by Morgana to seduce Merlin and trick him into revealing his most powerful secrets and spells. In a shockingly out of character move, typically level headed Merlin does whatever Vivian asks of him and he’s not even hypnotized or anything! The only explanation the story gives for his sudden stupidity is that “Merlin has a great fondness for beautiful women and can never refuse their requests.” Eventually, Vivian learns Merlin’s most powerful and forbidden spell, which could bring about an immortal’s death. To make a long story short, she “Sleeping Beauty’s “ him into a death-like sleep, then places an enchantment on his castle to make it invisible and encased in thorns. Like Arthur, Merlin is supposed to be roused from his death at the end of the world.
    2. In some Arthurian legends, Mordred is even closer to Arthur’s family tree in that he’s Arthur’s illegitimate son. What’s even creepier is that his mother Morgana is Arthur’s half sister. I read one version of this story that tried to “soften the blow” I guess by Morgana enchanting herself to make herself look like Guinevere, but I think that just made it even worse.
    3. The typical ending of Arthur’s life is also a rushed story, in which Guinevere is banished to a nunnery and Lancelot either to a monastery or back to his kingdom in France. If he’s sent to the latter, he usually takes a good chunk of Arthur’s knights with him as many of them side with Lancelot in the whole love triangle thing. With his wife, best friend, and comerades gone, as well as his mentor, Merlin, dead, Arthur is usually left to face Mordred alone. During the battle, they both kill each other at the same time. I can’t remember what happens to Mordred, but Arthur is revived by Morgana, who does a sudden heel-face turn and takes him to spend his afterlife in Avalon, the kingdom of the fairies, until the apocalypse, upon which he will be summoned to fight again. On the way, she threw Excalibur back in the lake, where it apparently still waits for the next great hero to come and get it.

  • @emmamaki5862
    @emmamaki5862 7 місяців тому +8

    I wonder if the bit with Lancelot and that other knight agreeing to hit each other in the neck was supposed to be a reference to the green knight. It would fit with how many other aspects of arthurian legend are haphazardly jumbled together here

  • @Flower_Mom
    @Flower_Mom 7 місяців тому +7

    I can't wait for Dingo Pictures to start doing live action remakes of all their animated greatest (s)hits.

    • @Firestar-TV
      @Firestar-TV 2 місяці тому +1

      When there's no Live Action Version of the famous Dingo Laugh, I'll riot

  • @LordQuadros
    @LordQuadros 7 місяців тому +6

    The moral of the story is that King Arthur was a weenie and literally everybody around him was more competent, including Mordred.
    Man, I could go for a Wonderful Bowl of cereal.

  • @trustno173
    @trustno173 7 місяців тому +17

    So what's more stupid? Bill or Ted jumping into a bush or tree to find the Holy Grail in the Bill and Ted NES game or Galahad just happening upon it in here seconds after entering a cave? Honestly the unfilmed ending of Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the Knights are released from jail and find the grail at a department store looks downright plausible compared to either.

    • @jj48
      @jj48 7 місяців тому

      I'm pretty sure in the original stories, searching for the Holy Grail was supposed to be more of a spiritual journey, with pursuit of the Grail symbolizing pursuit of holiness, as opposed to more worldly concerns. Hence why Galahad (the purist of the knights) is the one who ends up being successful, and ascends to Heaven not long after.
      It's kind of sad that many modern versions of the story just make the Grail into a McGuffin.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 місяці тому

      @@jj48 but monty python is a COMEDY, mate. don't forget that detail XD (also it is techincally a 'mcguffin' people search for)

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 7 місяців тому +11

    *Merlin:* "Weeeeee in Caaaamelooot like to streeeeeeetch theeeeeee pronuuuuuuuuunciaaaaa--"
    *Wabuu:* "Shuddup! This joke is shooooo shtuuuupiiid."

  • @AndrewSheldon-wx2xc
    @AndrewSheldon-wx2xc 7 місяців тому +13

    I love the Monty Python opening and was just thinking the same thing.

  • @zmbdog
    @zmbdog 7 місяців тому +6

    Oh good. From the title I was afraid this would be all live-action and thought "but...then we won't get random animals laughing".

  • @ABoyNamedCharlotte
    @ABoyNamedCharlotte 7 місяців тому +9

    it's always a good day when phelous uploads a video on a dingo film I've never even heard of before

  • @LordJazzly
    @LordJazzly 7 місяців тому +12

    23:00 'So that Lancelot would accidentally sleep with her and give birth to Galahad'
    ...either this sentence is missing a pronoun, or that's the version of the Arthur story you find in the back of the bookshop, with all the bare-chested men on the cover and the words 'adapted & expanded from the top-rated web fiction' blazoned dubiously across the top

  • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
    @user-lb9xw4xf2q 7 місяців тому +4

    "It's a name, Excalibur!"
    - Morgana or Mario

  • @natp8387
    @natp8387 7 місяців тому +4

    'That's messed up to come from Greek mythology!' Oh, so very accurate.

  • @homecruz7743
    @homecruz7743 7 місяців тому +10

    Camelot! Camelot! Camelot! It's only a model! Shhh!

  • @FilmNerdy
    @FilmNerdy 7 місяців тому +13

    "The Sword in the Eyeballs" for those who dares watch this abomination of all things animated

  • @BurnedRetinas
    @BurnedRetinas 8 місяців тому +4

    King Arthur: Hercules, but with more peripherals

  • @Fubukio
    @Fubukio 7 місяців тому +24

    IT'S ONLY A MODEL.

  • @TheMellowFilmmaker
    @TheMellowFilmmaker 7 місяців тому +5

    Lancelot and Arthur look so similar that when Lancelot was telling Percival to go to Camelot to talk to King Arthur, I was thinking "Wait, why is King Arthur telling the guy to go to Camelot to talk to him. Can't they just have the conversation right now?"

  • @SirFailsalot91
    @SirFailsalot91 7 місяців тому +12

    Dingo breaking the Arthurian timeline is the least surprising thing I've heard today - even that Transformers movie was more fitting for such a legend.
    ...
    Okay, maybe that's a stretch.

  • @cameronbosch1213
    @cameronbosch1213 7 місяців тому +21

    More Dingo Pictures? Nice!

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 7 місяців тому +4

    "It's a name, Excalibur" is the extremely obscure bastardized proto-version of "It's a-me, Mario"

  • @LordJazzly
    @LordJazzly 7 місяців тому +6

    I just bought the Mort D'Arthur two days ago (yes I know its public domain but the binding had _foil_ on it guys); this is some timing. ...Also, the Mort D'Arthur is more Dingo-esque than I had expected; Arthur pulls the sword out of the stone and then puts it back in a bunch of times before he's crowned king, the first time being to give it to his adoptive brother for a tourney, who then immediately tries to claim England for _himself_ because: 'look, I have the sword!'
    'yes but where did you _get_ it'
    'Arthur gave me it'
    'that means _he_ is the king, you dodo'
    'oh, right'

    • @MollyWolfArt
      @MollyWolfArt 7 місяців тому +1

      Foil?! That's definitely worth the buy

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 7 місяців тому +34

    "There, I did the thing", haha, Phelous we love you.
    Do the retirement!
    Merlin seems to have been put in the microwave.

    • @hecatejones4038
      @hecatejones4038 7 місяців тому +10

      Maybe someone should put him back in. He’s not done yet.

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 7 місяців тому +4

      ​​@@hecatejones4038It's not done... nooooo

  • @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744
    @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744 7 місяців тому +11

    Phelous + Dingo Pictures is allways fun too watch

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 7 місяців тому +2

      Phelous is the ONLY way Dingo pictures can be watched.

  • @gothnerd887
    @gothnerd887 7 місяців тому +10

    2:34 they were considerate enough to make a version specially for fan dubbing😅

  • @DantheManIamIam
    @DantheManIamIam 7 місяців тому +4

    Wabuu’s actor in live action talking in your father the black panther is your father’s voice is bizarre on a multitude of planes. Truly an onion of WHAT!?!

  • @anttimasa3076
    @anttimasa3076 5 місяців тому +2

    "Most of the knights in Camelot are sooooo stupid!"
    ~Sir Wabuu Drinksalot

  • @butchdeadlift10
    @butchdeadlift10 7 місяців тому +17

    3:49, is Merlin is narrating a story from "a thousand years ago"..........and King Arthur taks place in the 500s CE, that means this DvD was printed before shakespeare was born.
    Which would explain Dingo pictures video quality

  • @Magmaster13
    @Magmaster13 7 місяців тому +4

    This reminds me of the VHS release of Dr Who serials where an actor from the show would turn up to explain the events of the missing episode.

  • @jvts8916
    @jvts8916 7 місяців тому +6

    This along with Janis is one of the movies that would be played as shorts back during trips in my school bus. *Really* dodged a bullet by never getting to see them fully.

  • @artbargra
    @artbargra 2 місяці тому +1

    This story begins to make sense, when you realize Merlin is actually Denethor, as he descends into madness after using the Palantír and Boromir's death.

  • @Arkonu
    @Arkonu 2 місяці тому +1

    "I AM YOUR QUEEN! ...I also have the same voice as your king.... DO NOT QUESTION IT!"

  • @StarlingInSpace0
    @StarlingInSpace0 6 місяців тому +2

    You know, I just realised that soon Phelous’ first Dingo Pictures review will be closer to the release of Dingo Pictures last movie (which was sometime in 2005) than the current year. What a long and interesting journey this has been

  • @jonothanthrace1530
    @jonothanthrace1530 7 місяців тому +5

    I choke a little whenever I hear that "BIG DADDY" quote. Someday I will hear it while actually eating something and RIP.

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 7 місяців тому +13

    2:47
    I hate that I’ve seen so much Dingo laughing that I just need to see the head vibrating and my brain autofills the shrill cackling from the recesses of my brain anyway. 💀

  • @jeatzaxl1862
    @jeatzaxl1862 7 місяців тому +3

    If you thought this was embarrassing, wait until a kid shows up in his court.

  • @AmityvilleFan
    @AmityvilleFan 7 місяців тому +4

    Well, if you didn't exist before trying to pull out that sword, you definitely couldn't lie, so they have a point.

  • @DarkOverlord96
    @DarkOverlord96 7 місяців тому +6

    I could be wrong but I *THINK* Mordred's design might've been traced from a Roman legionarie from Asterix, mostly because of his cartoony design compared to the rest of the characters, his big nose and his helmet.

  • @KirbyIsCute
    @KirbyIsCute 7 місяців тому +6

    "We are the Knights who say HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

  • @Alejandroigarabide
    @Alejandroigarabide 7 місяців тому +9

    Merlin looks like Jeremy Irons as a morlock.

  • @POLE7645
    @POLE7645 7 місяців тому +9

    As bad as the dub is... it's amazing how much of an improvement it is over Sleepy Dutch Dad.
    At least the guy has much more energy.