+MC ST0RMPEGASIS "Shhh....It's the sound of forgiveness." "That's the sound of people bleeding to death!" "I know. That's what forgiveness sounds like :)"
I coulsjust imagine "Sir are you sur you want us to continue firing?" "YES, they could start another riot at any moment!!" *BANG* "STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE"
+mettaton glamour You have to unlock security and armory, and hire at least one armed guard. Then in the bottom-right corner you'll have the option to toggle freefire on / off.
I like to imagine Dan just standing there in front of the riot guards like "Stop. Shooting. People." *BANG* "STOP. SHOOTING. PEOPLE. *BANG* "STOP! SHOOTING! PEOPL!"
Step 1: Secure the keys Step 2: Ascend from darkness Step 3: Rain fire Step 4: Unleash the horde Step 5: Skewer the winged beast Step 6: Wield a fist of iron Step 7: Raise Hell Step 8: Freedom
I swear to god this actually happened: ok so I was playing normally with a prison of around 95 people in it right and 4 people are about to be released and then the death tune plays and in the corner it says "DEATHS TODAY: 1" it turns out the four guys who were going to get released that day randomly killed someone for being a "snitch" and the guy who got charged with the murder got 24 years... if he makes it out of prison he'll be 89
Heh I thought of something, just imagine many armed guards in harmony, *clears through* 🎼 We want to murduuuuuur, take up your guns! We want to murduuuuur, Kill every,one! We want to murduuuuur, charge through the halls! we want to murduuuuur, and paint the walls with blood! We, want to...murduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!!! *bang*
how can ignore it when 4 of my favorite gaming channels have been lost to fnaf I have a score to settle and I won't stop bugging people till scott ends the stupid game its had enough sequels if hes gonna make 4 of the same game over and over again he should at least give it a story other than a man closes doors the end
If you feel, so empty, So used up, So pissed off, You’re not the, Only one, refusing, To go down You’re not the Only one, SO STAND UP! LETS START A RIOT! A RIOT, LETS START A RIOT!
dan: STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE me as guard: but he was mocking you [fires gun again] dan :STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE me as guard: but he had a gun pointed at another guard
My closed captions are on and I'm now laughing out how it says the intro is. instead of "Hello procrastinators" it reads "Hello fuck rest inators" I really wish I could make that shit up, but it is real.
There is a video on this game of a riot that got 500 people dead. But anyways, this game should have multiplayer. What I have in mind for that is that someone makes a prison and the prisoners or actually controlled by people. The person that made the prison has to control everyone.
This game needs a riot mode, u either have to be a prisoner and escape by riot or ur warden and u Gota control a riot without spending ages making people angry
This is very simular to how I'd run a prison... I'd give a firing squad to ANYONE who misbehaves... By the end, I think the guards are worse than the prisoners... Killing even after the riot ended... The janitors are going to be PISSED... And what about the family who came to see those who had been locked up?
"STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE *BANG* I SAID STOP SHOOTI- *BANG* STOP SHOOTING PEOPL- *BANG*.
Then...
Silence
+MC ST0RMPEGASIS
"Shhh....It's the sound of forgiveness."
"That's the sound of people bleeding to death!"
"I know. That's what forgiveness sounds like :)"
+thechibiamerican Amazing
+Endertaniam I DIDNT NEED LLAMAS WITH HATS FEELS RIGHT NOW ;~; MPH THAT SERIES RUINED MY LIFE. STUPID FANS.
+Endertaniam JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WE ANGRY NOW
In 20 years, this prison will be a well known haunted facility! Nicely done!
Imagine just exploring the prison when all the sudden you hear over your shoulder "KEYSKEYSKEYSKEYS!" As you turn around you see that nobody is there.
Thomas Scally And I'll jingle some spare keys for him.
Thomas Scally I'm laughing so hard imagining Dan screaming KEYSKEYSKEYS in the haunted prison
And then you just here STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE
+The Official Nelson Gaming you mean hear, not here, right?
I coulsjust imagine
"Sir are you sur you want us to continue firing?"
"YES, they could start another riot at any moment!!"
*BANG*
"STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE"
MURICA! F*CK YEAH!
That's gonna be a lot of paperwork...
Charlotte Cumberbatch
There will be more papers than bodies
PhenomenalVlogs that's some thicc ass paperwork
And A LOT of graves will have to be made
Dan- why are you shooting
Riot guard- because it's fun now go away
question how do i gonna get free fire mode
or predict riot?
Hiring armed guards which require guard lockers in an armory will unlock free fire.
+mettaton glamour
You have to unlock security and armory, and hire at least one armed guard. Then in the bottom-right corner you'll have the option to toggle freefire on / off.
Look at this dude, He really wants to eat his dinner. He's like "Im having a love-" Oh he's dead. -NerdCubed 2014
I like to imagine Dan just standing there in front of the riot guards like "Stop. Shooting. People." *BANG* "STOP. SHOOTING. PEOPLE. *BANG* "STOP! SHOOTING! PEOPL!"
Step 1: Secure the keys
Step 2: Ascend from darkness
Step 3: Rain fire
Step 4: Unleash the horde
Step 5: Skewer the winged beast
Step 6: Wield a fist of iron
Step 7: Raise Hell
Step 8: Freedom
Step 9 PROFIT
Cody Turner Step 10: Fill the banks
***** Yes
Step 11: realise you might be doom guy
Step 12: ?
"That guys name was Speed" The amount of puns that could have been made...
"He wasn't fast enough"
"He couldn't outrun my shotgun"
and the funny thing is the nerd 3 completes has speed I think he looks a bit different from this but you know and he is in solitary for most of it
are you serious right neow
Prisoner: *cleaning plate* *gets shot by shotgun*
Not an Alt welcome to America, land of the free and home of the brave
Not an Alt the shotgun shot him with a shotgun
"Shotguns are kinda deadly" - Dan, 2014
I swear to god this actually happened: ok so I was playing normally with a prison of around 95 people in it right and 4 people are about to be released and then the death tune plays and in the corner it says "DEATHS TODAY: 1" it turns out the four guys who were going to get released that day randomly killed someone for being a "snitch" and the guy who got charged with the murder got 24 years... if he makes it out of prison he'll be 89
"But on the bright side, bacon for dinner!"
*KEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYS*
yes keys
Wait what
Marcus March 19:19
shaun03a *KEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSILOVEKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSLOLKEYSKEYS* find the random words plz
Estonia Gaming I Love
16:07 Oh my god, they killed Speed. You bastards!
I was shouting "Then turn them off free fire mode then!!!" when you was saying stop shooting people
I was laughing...
Yes that is exactly what I was yelling
luigisghost227 ME TO
ME 2
luigisghost227 ikr
11:35 This dude really wants to eat his dinner. He's like i'm having a love... Oh he's dead
Heh I thought of something, just imagine many armed guards in harmony,
*clears through*
🎼 We want to murduuuuuur, take up your guns! We want to murduuuuur, Kill every,one! We want to murduuuuur, charge through the halls! we want to murduuuuur, and paint the walls with blood! We, want to...murduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!!! *bang*
New challenge: Escape your own toughest prison!
exscape a suppermax riot
16:10 was speed holding keys , because we all know that speed is key
rylan miller He doesn't do that many fnaf videos.
he does way way too many 1 is far too many
rylan miller Then don't watch it.
I can't just not watch it 40% of gaming youtube is fnaf
how can ignore it when 4 of my favorite gaming channels have been lost to fnaf I have a score to settle and I won't stop bugging people till scott ends the stupid game its had enough sequels if hes gonna make 4 of the same game over and over again he should at least give it a story other than a man closes doors the end
R.I.P
49 Prisoners
53 Guards
They didn't want none.
PhenomenalVlogs PRISONERS WIN.
10:14 The logic of the Uvalde Police Department.
Paul Baker must really love keys...
I don't like you.
Now kiss. :)
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
kiss kiss kiss
+Elliott Mimms Hello me
8 years after watching this video as a 10 year i realize this was reference a kaiser chiefs song. well done
Keyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeys!
I LIKE KEYS! KEYSKEYSKEYS! OH MY GOD KEYSKEYSKEYS! *breathes deeply*
I LIKE KEYS! KEYSKEYSKEYS! OH MY GOD KEYSKEYSKEYS! *breathes deeply*
KEYSKEYSKEYS????!!??!!!????
19:17
KEYS
Step 1: SECURE THE KEYS!!!
Step 2: Ascend From Darkness
step 3 : profit
Step 3: Rain fire!
You are amazing
+Mr. Meowmix Step 4: Skewer the winged-beast
BACON FOR DINNER!!!! THE SILVER LINING HAS SHOWN ITSELF!!!!
Yogscast Simon was a prisoner seen at 9:55 xP
19:55*
LOL'ed so hard on "KEYS! KEYS! KEYS! KEYS! KEYS! KEYS! KEYS! KEYS! KEYS!"
He survived being shot in the brain and now that's all he can do.
he was really annoyed about those new pokemon
If you feel, so empty,
So used up,
So pissed off,
You’re not the,
Only one, refusing,
To go down
You’re not the
Only one,
SO STAND UP!
LETS START A RIOT!
A RIOT,
LETS START A RIOT!
16:10 his name is speed! And now he's dead.
dan: STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE me as guard: but he was mocking you [fires gun again] dan :STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE me as guard: but he had a gun pointed at another guard
Dan: Riot is done!
*Gunfire continues*
Dan: Stop shooting people!
*Gunfire continues*
Well this got dark pretty quickly
nerd cubed: STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE me: ummm free fire is still on
*prisoner grabs his last lunch before release, gets shot in the back by a guard*
MysticVision R.I.P Frederick
i got a phonecall at the exact same time you got one, NO JOKE, ILLUMINATI HAS POSSESSED MY FRIEKING LIFE
You can actually build one-square showers off of prisoners' cells, saving any need for shower blocks at all
19:19 LMAO
I... got... KEYS MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA KEEEEEEEEEEEEEYS!!!!!!
"STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE" me: "uh Dan... Freefire mode is on..."
Best 1000th. Video of any channel on UA-cam
14:47 - 14:50 my favourite part
Imagine when the full game comes out! So much hype
I thought of a brilliant game 2 game idea: People build prisons in prison architect and they get transferred to the escapists and try to break out
there's an escape mode in prison architect
+Nonuv Urbeeznus swap it for the escapists
Nonuv Urbeeznus I know but there is most advanced escaping in the escapists with the crafting etc
I'm actually really jealous, even though his prison is pretty basic it looks amazing.
Ahhh i missed you so much, after this years i didnt watch and now, best day ever.
Janitors: zero fucks given
Janitors: not our problem
continues sweeping dead bodies and whistling nonchalantly.
I'd love a video of him just trying to recover from this.
I come back to this video biannually
the entire time I watched this all I heard was pumped up kicks in my head
wat da school architect
And even now some people hear where paul baker died "KEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYS"
I’m watching this while riots are happing in my city
My closed captions are on and I'm now laughing out how it says the intro is. instead of "Hello procrastinators" it reads "Hello fuck rest inators"
I really wish I could make that shit up, but it is real.
This video sounded like something DMX would think up... Bang, Bang, Bang
NerdCubed For Life!
Prison architect has an escape mode and the escapists has a map editor. They're both practically the same game now.
+Wilberator Apart from the fact you can't see your escapists prison function.
8:07 I'm going to pretend you displayed that for me, Bae
I'm so dead rn. The guards just kept shooting it was hilarious
If this happened in real life, a movie would be made about it.
Love you Daniel
This was the best thing ever
NOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THE ADORABLE DOGS!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Not noticing a literal flashing button...
Is Jon infecting Dan with -1 perception?
0:05 i thought Sandy Was Ainsley Sorsby XD
Brad Triggs some say you can still hear a faint voice begging for literacy inside the walls of summer slam
love this game
There is a video on this game of a riot that got 500 people dead. But anyways, this game should have multiplayer. What I have in mind for that is that someone makes a prison and the prisoners or actually controlled by people. The person that made the prison has to control everyone.
every single prisoner when the Government calls in the Calvary...
HOLY SHIT! WTF is going on?
If that was real you would probably lose your prison...
Yes, and the governor would give you a slap on the wrists and tell you not to do that again.
you did in fact kill 50 prisoners! you started out with 189 and went under 139
189 - 139 = 50!
"I'm gonna set everything to dinner." but it was 9am
We've killed some sort of pornstar Jesus!
3:20 I wonder if Cocks the prisoner got killed. Did anyone see him live???
I saw a prisoner named ellison... WHAT IS THIS MADNESS????
Man, I wanted to see what happened when the military rolled in
Holy crap he said HELLO PROCRASTINATORS
This game needs a riot mode, u either have to be a prisoner and escape by riot or ur warden and u Gota control a riot without spending ages making people angry
Mate you just won a subscriber because of this video it was hilarious :)
When the guards kept shooting people I dying from laughter
4:11 Sadly, just get a lawyer and click punish-solitary permanent. What has this world come to.
Did Speed come back to life for the completes series?
KEYS, KEYS, KEYS, I LOVE KEYS XD
17:10 US police
I'm years late
But I love this game
And All those those prisons made by some creative people
OH and
I fucked me own prison up
awesome vid brah i think you should do a lets play of this though
The video was bloody and disturbing but why did I keep laughing why
Dan: WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING PEOPLE!!
Me: Uhhh Dan look in the bottom right.
KEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYS *deep breath*
Holy crap that was also the old end song!
How long did it take to clean up all the blood and get rid of the bodies?
Armed guards looked like dementors when they were summoned.
i find that the khan was not running around murdering everyone kinda funny knowing what the khans did
I haven't watched nerd's videos in a long time
I got distracted from one video that was in the inventory
Hey Dan, its coming out this month, are you going to do a video on Prison Architect?
*intake oxygen*
KEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYS
This is very simular to how I'd run a prison... I'd give a firing squad to ANYONE who misbehaves... By the end, I think the guards are worse than the prisoners... Killing even after the riot ended... The janitors are going to be PISSED... And what about the family who came to see those who had been locked up?
"Lockdown is now over"
Oh Dan...
Complains about guards shooting prisoners after the riot when you still have the guards ordered to shot
FACE PALM
you you put your prison up for download?
Step 1: Acquire keys
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Profit
you missed a huge chance to quote a song "let's start a riot!"
he's quoting a tom jones song called "i predict a riot" look it up its a good song