28 seconds into the video and I've choked on my goddamn delicious french toast, knocked my ice-cold water into my lap, and have fallen out of my chair while struggling to breathe....this has not gone well for me.
*violently riddles a man who tried suing a fast food restaurant with many bullets* "the colonel sends his regards" one of the best things I've ever heard :D
"AMBULANCE! I WILL FOLLOW THEM SPIDER MAN STYLE" *sings x-men tv series theme*. Sure, spiderman showed up in it as an easter egg... But that doesnt count :)
***** no. The person who regularly attends church attacked someone who frequently purchases cosmetics online. We never got to see what kind of person attacked the satanist.
@@Daniel-nn8mr and why is that the case? how exactly does a person being wrong one time on something which is plausible to be wrong about indicate they are a gibbon, exactly?
***** I love this game, sure the story's not amazing but it's interesting enough and it's fun, they just need to add a jump button like GTA. That is a required game mechanic for every game.
MasterTahir LordofNoobs It... it doesn't have a jump button? I've never played it, and after hearing this I am going to avoid it at all costs. (I mean good god, an open world game without a jump button? Are you mad?)
Brendan Hall So he's still wrong, then. That's not an excuse, if I was playing a game set in Britain and jumped into a river, I would be wrong in saying "I fell into the ocean."
Here it is 2020 and UA-cam recommended this for me because UA-cam. Also its 2020 and compared to some of the shit they have been shoveling this game actually looks pretty good now.
Almost four years later I still love this video. Just finished rewatching the Watch Dogs 2 completes series and it’s very interesting to see how much Ubisoft kept from this game while still take the second game in a completely different direction.
If someone is going to commit a crime, they will likely do it regardless of how many times they are interrupted by witness's, like yourself, therefore it's better if the crime is committed when you're there to intervene instead of later, when you're not.
I loved this game until suddenly, a few hours after finishing the final mission everything went haywire. My money was reset to zero, I couldn't change outfits, I couldn't access most features of the game, and I lost my experience, reputation, and guns. I would start a new game but I was too infuriated to play it again.
I thought the graphics, game world, and story were actually pretty good in Watch_Dogs. It had its faults though. It had a LOT of faults though. But am I the only one at least remotely hopeful for the sequel?
I would like a sequel, but a sequel not set in Chicago. Aiden needs to visit Detroit, Seattle, Houston, Kansas City, San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco,Atlanta, Boston, Philadelphia or NYC
+Chandler Frantz ya something that takes place across the whole world would be cool. And like some things carry over (I never played it) I imagine it'd be difficult to cram a story in "Aiden, your niece has been killed, AGAIN!"
I like how Dan shows off issues (like the grenades and bullets not having any effect on the water) in games he doesn't like but ignores the exact same issues in games he loves. Case in point, Just Cause 3 has the same thing i said before. No effect on the water.
I do kinda want to point out, My relationship with my nephew is probably the same as his relationship to his niece... The niece's father seems to have just bugger'd the fuck off, and the mother is alone, so Aiden was probably more a father than an uncle to the child, believe me I'm in that possition. So it's really more, you killed my daughter, prepare to die.
WOULD YOU PEOPLE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT STRANGER THINGS!!! I'M NOT GONNA WATCH IT!!! and for those too stupid to understand: that was a joke about the Stranger things Fanbase, which has the reputation of telling everyone, they should watch stranger things.
*Ubisoft creates so epic water* Ubisoft: WE ARE PROUD!!! John: Didn't we forget something? Ubisoft: Na.. we dont need to even test it ... *game realeased and no water splashes wow*
He loves his niece because he doesn't have any children of his own. The homeless sign was there because you scared off the homeless man. Okay, a glitch. People inside the building. The wall of that other building isn't meant to be walked up to and inspected. They don't need to make the driving physics Forza style. Oh no, no water sploops when you shoot? Darn, I always have to shoot at the water. Yes, because I have to use a boat to get to the island when there's a bridge, and, the guy who gives you bridge controls becomes a big part of the game... etc. Dan, Watch Dogs is a good game.
Watch Dogs is a great game, I don't take any shame in saying that it's the best game I've ever played in my entire life, but I realize it has flaws. U need to learn how to take criticism. It sounds to me like u WANT devs to keep cutting corners, not optimizing their games and fine tuning every facet of its world. When it comes to shit like proper water physics and glass reflections, gamers are training to not care when it's there and bitch when it isn't.
So you wasted 14 lines of our livesto say that when most of them were jokes ya why did you waste all of our lives go outside to play meet some friends :D
02:15 this actually make sense, because you can't arrest someone for being under the suspicion of him going to commit a crime, just for an attempted crime!
The ambulance chace reminds me of what me and my friend call, The Ghost Ambulance. I followed an ambulance and my friend was watching, but right when I was about to turn, the ambulance poofs out of existence straight in front of me.
Dear Dan, I think that the crime stopping game mechanic is the way it is because if they see you, and don't commit the crime, they'll probably do it somewhere else at a later time when you're not around. Cheers! GruntFM
I hear an ambulance, I can follow it spider-man style. *sings the x-men theme song* grab the ambulance. Get in the car and follow it. You went from Spider-man, to x-men (notice the E), to doctor Octopus, to Fast and furious, to Jason Borne...........WHY IS PEWDEPIE POPULAR!
2:19 Nerd complains about the game, game tries to throw a can at Aiden.
Fails miserably...
lol
FOR 11 FRAMES!
Even though it hits him right in the face
Nerd who?
28 seconds into the video and I've choked on my goddamn delicious french toast, knocked my ice-cold water into my lap, and have fallen out of my chair while struggling to breathe....this has not gone well for me.
well humor can some times be deadlly
Ragnarok Well, at least you still had the french toast...
...hopefully...
*Stares at the inventor of french toast like Gaz.
That was a depressing 30 frames of video game deaths
It was 11
EDIT: Thank you all for so politely helping me, heh Crapcom
Lincoln Tabino *facepalm* So, all those deaths put together made only 11 frames?
Lincoln Tabino yo u fucking fucking
TreeAtmos Is that even a sentence?
***** no,, is it ?
The funny thing was I was eating KFC when that "Colonel sends his regards", and I almost died XD
LOL
Oh I thought he meant colonel like in metal gear but it's colonel sanders
epic
I realize I'm quite randomly asking but do anyone know a good site to stream new series online ?
@Scott Elon I use Flixzone. Just search on google for it :)
"Celebrating anniversary"
Next guy: "recently ended long term relationship"
*violently riddles a man who tried suing a fast food restaurant with many bullets* "the colonel sends his regards" one of the best things I've ever heard :D
i feel dan watched the princess bride recently. "Hello, my name is Anigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die"
*Inigo
Yay! I'm not a total failure!
***** ..... lucasarts fan.....
+Commander Sithis Skyrim fan.
***** Awwww... thanks!
"AMBULANCE! I WILL FOLLOW THEM SPIDER MAN STYLE" *sings x-men tv series theme*. Sure, spiderman showed up in it as an easter egg... But that doesnt count :)
wasnt there a cross over episode from the xmen and spiderman 90s cartoons?
KranitokoGames no
To this day I've never heard him do any other song than that one. And it's always bugged me that it never fits.
Criminal is killed... He regularly attended church... I have no words...
***** someone who purchases cosmetics online?
***** no. The person who regularly attends church attacked someone who frequently purchases cosmetics online. We never got to see what kind of person attacked the satanist.
«bbl
+Mr.Duckington II The person who attacked the satanist was apart of the neighborhood watch.
(Puts one and two together)
***** maybe your six months early...
you cant even watch dogs in this game wtf
get out of my country
Ikr awful developers
Sarah Moss you too, out of my country
But the developers lied
Sarah Moss Yeah because good graphics means everything...
Some of these person descriptions are so coincidental that I'm starting to think you edited them in..
Ikr
hacked*
If you think that, you are a gibbon.
@@Daniel-nn8mr and why is that the case? how exactly does a person being wrong one time on something which is plausible to be wrong about indicate they are a gibbon, exactly?
Came here 8 years later to say you're stupid
> Complains about the game
> Game: Shuddup *Throws can at aiden*
*2:19*
1:32 THAT IS PERFECT
+Durodes Duvo I fucking cried :')
The start of his love for Watchdogs.
the best nerd³ there was, is and ever will be
Until Dave complete Watch Dogs 2! ;D
Billaxle Who the hell is Dave? :/
@@IchibansBeefBowl the city of dave
@@drivingcat6901 the republic of Dave
Am I the only one who likes this game?
***** Bro you are not alone...
***** I love this game, sure the story's not amazing but it's interesting enough and it's fun, they just need to add a jump button like GTA. That is a required game mechanic for every game.
MasterTahir LordofNoobs It... it doesn't have a jump button?
I've never played it, and after hearing this I am going to avoid it at all costs.
(I mean good god, an open world game without a jump button? Are you mad?)
***** noep
Still a fun game,and.....i actually like the story too :D
Chicago looks so grey and drab after San Francisco.
13:30
Nerd Cubed, you realize Chicago isn't anywhere near the ocean? You're jumping into Lake Michigan...
The city is called Chicago in the game
alex serdoz
Yeah. no shit. I'm saying he keeps "jumping into the ocean," but he's just jumping into Lake Michigan.
Thank you, someone with common sense!
Brendan Hall
So he's still wrong, then. That's not an excuse, if I was playing a game set in Britain and jumped into a river, I would be wrong in saying "I fell into the ocean."
Brendan Hall
Haha, okay kid. You can say "conversation is over" because you've given up, but that's fine with me.
THE PENNY LIED!
11 FRAMES!
I like that you the traffic lights back on and everyone just goes "OH ALRIGHT TIME TO HAVE A MASS PILE UP WOOOOO"
i gave you a thumbs up becouse of your profile picture, not so much your name, but the name makes it better! god i love that show!
I’m rewatching these old Nerd 3 videos and it’s *amazing*
The guy you thought was a community gardener was a guy recently purchased a shotgun. still good job
Alex P *Handgun There's quite a big difference
Still
"What was you? Satanist..."
"oh god OH GOD *OH GOD* "
'Oh god its on fire.'
Pounces guy into fire
'this is not a safe place to be' (yeah no shit)
'my arse is alight!!'
I nearly died laughing.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
Dan, the only person who can make a mediocre game look good.
bad games* look as bad as they actually are*
Ezio Audacity Duh Refrigerator I think it's great.
I fucking love this game
I'm the 69th like
Watching Dan's reputation go down from almost full to more than empty
1:18 Oh my god! XD!
Why 1:18
MrLondonuts their video game characters they don't exist don't get your tears in a tangle
Dan, Aiden does do something about the traffickers. No matter how good it did, he did call the cops.
Here it is 2020 and UA-cam recommended this for me because UA-cam. Also its 2020 and compared to some of the shit they have been shoveling this game actually looks pretty good now.
This is one of my favorite videos of his
4:52 " I can catch up, spider-man style!"
Hums X-Men theme
Almost four years later I still love this video. Just finished rewatching the Watch Dogs 2 completes series and it’s very interesting to see how much Ubisoft kept from this game while still take the second game in a completely different direction.
Crazy to think that years later a Watch Dogs game got to be second in his best games of the year list
"vegan? BASTARD" I'M DYING LMAOOO
you must play WATCH_DOGS 2!
not out yet
"Must" so in future fam
+Nick Newton Watch Dogs was good, and the sequel looks even better, with the less grey brooding hero and drones
Jack George they lied about the PC version, as it was a lot worse than what they showed.
Now you can watch him!
"Into The Sea!" I Don't Think Dan Knows Chicago Is Next To A Lake
12:29 yay! i searched for months for this meme!
If someone is going to commit a crime, they will likely do it regardless of how many times they are interrupted by witness's, like yourself, therefore it's better if the crime is committed when you're there to intervene instead of later, when you're not.
If Nerdcubed had a subscriber for every joke he made in this video, he'd have the amount he has today
01:10 A cold shiver down my spine!
I loved this game until suddenly, a few hours after finishing the final mission everything went haywire. My money was reset to zero, I couldn't change outfits, I couldn't access most features of the game, and I lost my experience, reputation, and guns. I would start a new game but I was too infuriated to play it again.
+Daythem Kaverous Why did that happen?
Haven't a clue, I just died in like a car crash or something and when I respawned that's when everything reset.
Daythem Kaverous That's horrifying.
2:12 You stopped him from committing a crime... this time. But he still walks free and can commit another crime when you're not around.
10:20 FALSELY ACCUSED! DAN SCANNED SOMEONE BEHIND HIM! HIS THING WAS THAT HE RECENTLY PURCHASED HAND GUN!
Whatever.
Came nack to NerdCubed after like 6 years because Watch Dogs is free on the Epic Games Store and I remember loving this guy. Hilarious as ever
I thought the graphics, game world, and story were actually pretty good in Watch_Dogs. It had its faults though. It had a LOT of faults though. But am I the only one at least remotely hopeful for the sequel?
+Chandler Frantz Not alone, friend. I'm waiting for that global ctOS.
I would like a sequel, but a sequel not set in Chicago. Aiden needs to visit Detroit, Seattle, Houston, Kansas City, San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco,Atlanta, Boston, Philadelphia or NYC
I am still hopefull for a proper sequel.
+Chandler Frantz
ya something that takes place across the whole world would be cool.
And like some things carry over (I never played it)
I imagine it'd be difficult to cram a story in
"Aiden, your niece has been killed, AGAIN!"
Solution: Kill off Aiden after showing him for only 11 frames.
His Uncle's coming for revenge.
4:37 I think we can all agree that this was the best part of the video!
I watched this video about 5 times now and it always catches me off-guard!
...and this game could have been so good.
John S Your profile picture should burn in hell
Ep1cG@m1ngFTW Not a Blur fan, then?
Ep1cG@m1ngFTW Have you tried tying "Modern life is Rubbish" in to Google?
John S nope..
Ep1cG@m1ngFTW Try it. Maybe you'll understand.
I like how Dan shows off issues (like the grenades and bullets not having any effect on the water) in games he doesn't like but ignores the exact same issues in games he loves. Case in point, Just Cause 3 has the same thing i said before. No effect on the water.
I thought at the end of the video he would be ranked menace
The amount of amazing coincidences is so great
One word of advice when chasing a vehicle, use the PIT manouvre
"Ah.. WHO THREW THA FUCKING CAN?!" 02:20
You take the human trafficking ring down in a side mission, tho.
Still don't know if that Can was edited in or not.
I do kinda want to point out, My relationship with my nephew is probably the same as his relationship to his niece...
The niece's father seems to have just bugger'd the fuck off, and the mother is alone, so Aiden was probably more a father than an uncle to the child, believe me I'm in that possition.
So it's really more, you killed my daughter, prepare to die.
13:28 it's actually lake michigan XD (I live in Chicago)
He has to play watch dogs 2 because watch dogs 2 doesn't have protagonist who has to go on a hunt for people who kills his niece
in watch dogs 2 you're on the hunt for people who killed your sense of style. :/
I know right? The best thing about Watch Dogs is Aiden's sweet coat.
3:22 I'm pretty sure that's the reflection from the skybox XD
IT'S STRANGER THINGS ALL OVER AGAIN 3:15
WILLLLL!
Netflix and too much chill ELEVEN!!!!!
WOULD YOU PEOPLE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT STRANGER THINGS!!! I'M NOT GONNA WATCH IT!!!
and for those too stupid to understand: that was a joke about the Stranger things Fanbase, which has the reputation of telling everyone, they should watch stranger things.
Netflix and too much chill
Shut. The fuck. Up. Please.
1:18
You're lucky i've played all those games without getting spoiled...
same
I'm going to Chicago this afternoon...
Say hi to Aiden for me thanks
*Ubisoft creates so epic water*
Ubisoft: WE ARE PROUD!!!
John: Didn't we forget something?
Ubisoft: Na.. we dont need to even test it ...
*game realeased and no water splashes wow*
WHAT, JHON MARSTAN DIES!?!?!
Everyone knows that ethan
Fire Hound shhh...
The Dog Pound Who? I only know a John Marston.
Hmm, Spoiler alert ! You ruined Red Dead Redemption for me. Just kidding, I already knew John dies at the end (regrettably ). ; (
Minus the lack of bullet splashes, one thing Ubisoft knows how to do is make water. It looks beautiful.
I've never understood 1:50
BECAUSE THE GIRL FREQUENTS RACISTS BLOGS
+Ben Yare ohhhhhhh thnx
sorry for being loud
+Ben Yare lol it's okay
+Ben Yare I didn't understand until I saw the guy was black.
Why is this one of my favorite nerd cubed videis
So the two christians were criminals but the satanist was the victim. I wonder if this game has some kind of message about religion.
Criminal: Hand it over
Normal Person: Oh God, please no
nerdcubed: hits criminal
also nerdcubed: finds out the normal person was a satanist
This game was over hyped. Massively.
Mini Nut That's what Ubisoft does.
"Thats exactly what we need more of in this city"
*Diagnosed Pyromaniac*
RNGesus you have the best sense of humor, never change.
He loves his niece because he doesn't have any children of his own. The homeless sign was there because you scared off the homeless man. Okay, a glitch. People inside the building. The wall of that other building isn't meant to be walked up to and inspected. They don't need to make the driving physics Forza style. Oh no, no water sploops when you shoot? Darn, I always have to shoot at the water. Yes, because I have to use a boat to get to the island when there's a bridge, and, the guy who gives you bridge controls becomes a big part of the game... etc.
Dan, Watch Dogs is a good game.
It's not.
Blatant fanboyism
Watch Dogs is a great game, I don't take any shame in saying that it's the best game I've ever played in my entire life, but I realize it has flaws. U need to learn how to take criticism. It sounds to me like u WANT devs to keep cutting corners, not optimizing their games and fine tuning every facet of its world. When it comes to shit like proper water physics and glass reflections, gamers are training to not care when it's there and bitch when it isn't.
And I'm pretty sure ALL of us can agree that the driving mechanics were complete shit.
So you wasted 14 lines of our livesto say that when most of them were jokes ya why did you waste all of our lives go outside to play meet some friends :D
2:19 I died XD
That metal cardboard box would be the best thing ever for Snake.
02:15 this actually make sense, because you can't arrest someone for being under the suspicion of him going to commit a crime, just for an attempted crime!
John Wick would like to know where "pet dog" fits into your list of reasons to seek revenge.
At 10:17 where Dan said that the guy was a community gardener, it was actually the guy in the background! XD
Right off the bat I heard a Princess Bride reference. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"I don't think people in Chicago know that water exists." How fitting...
The ambulance chace reminds me of what me and my friend call, The Ghost Ambulance. I followed an ambulance and my friend was watching, but right when I was about to turn, the ambulance poofs out of existence straight in front of me.
i absolutely love the princess bride reference at the start of the video
0:43 I can't help but notice that neither son nor daughter were before niece (or even on the list for that matter)
One of the best NerdCubed videos!
I've never noticed he puts "All other music is in game music. It makes me want to...etc" in the description.
It's because he doesn't in videos after mid 2015
0:50 you missed out son and daughter
"I don't think people in Chicago actually know water exists" He says as a boat passes by.
Dear Dan,
I think that the crime stopping game mechanic is the way it is because if they see you, and don't commit the crime, they'll probably do it somewhere else at a later time when you're not around.
Cheers!
GruntFM
The umbrella just reminded me of the vine 'yup it's monday'
Random Lady: "That's exactly what this city needs more of"
Dan: "What, fire? Wtf is wrong with y- Diagnosed Pyromaniac... oh kay"
"An ambulance! We can follow them, Spider-Man style!"
Proceeds to sing the X-Men theme
I love the fact that Dan used a Terry Pratchet reference, "Who watches the wtachman?"
just now got the princess Bride reference at the beginning
Love the Watchmen reference in the description
You launched my sides into orbit with "The Colonel sends his regards"
I hear an ambulance, I can follow it spider-man style. *sings the x-men theme song* grab the ambulance. Get in the car and follow it.
You went from Spider-man, to x-men (notice the E), to doctor Octopus, to Fast and furious, to Jason Borne...........WHY IS PEWDEPIE POPULAR!
main character gets shots three times, walks away perfectly fine. random guy gets hit two times with a stick , dies... realism...yup
I like that he doesn't know it's Chicago. Senpais don't notice Chicago
4:30
Dan: that was the bad bit of Chicago now we’re in the good bit of Chicago *gets hit by car*
It makes me happy that Dan is a fan of the Princess Bride
Ubisoft: "Let's make a game that takes place in Chicago, but without any of the actual Chicago in it!"
12:58 Made me laugh so hard XD