Every so often I come back to this video. Either because of the nostalgia, or because of the jokes. “Policeman with bad knees. Or the brother of policeman with bad knees who said don’t sit like that, you’ll ruin your knees”
This just in: Worst police officer ever Dale Cubed had died in a major explosion. We watched the event happen, and it seems that Dale's car was on fire has he was moving through traffic. He jumped from the car to the highway, and he would have survived if the car hadn't exploded in front of him, killing him instantly. We give our respects to Officer Cubed, as he was a great man with a bad car. -Weazel News
Dan: "That's a crime against fashion, but I can't arrest you for that." Also Dan: Called half the police force to arrest a construction worker doing his job
Does anybody realise that Agent Dale's car is a Bravado Buffalo, which is represented as an undercover cop's car, which is FRANKLIN'S CAR IN GTA V?! I only realised that.
trainz69omg That's racist! Just kidding. It kinda is though. Anyway, I mean that Agent Dale's car is a Buffalo - most likely a Bravado Buffalo - which is the same as Franklin's car - which is a Bravado Buffalo
Hostilian Why insult us? Why not insult canada? THEY'RE LARGER THAN US. OR INSULT GREAT BRITAIN. Why always us? patriot fuck. (lawl let the flaming begin)
Ah nostalgia; I haven't watched this video since it was released when I was a kid, I am so glad I have gotten back into this channel, i had missed Dan so much
This is the video I turn to during my worst panic attacks. It’s really weird, the fact that, when he recorded this and when he uploaded this, he had no idea that it would be utilized to drag me out of the depths of anxiety in a matter of minutes. Hands down my favourite creator. EDIT: I was incorrect. This was written in a brief respite of a very powerful anxiety attack, and I wasn’t quite in the right frame of mind. This video didn’t really help that night.
Loving the epic police officer who manages to just step out of his moving police car, immediately after his partner, who is driving, is shot in the back of the head. (12:47)
"Oh my god, the bloody Doctor just nicked him." I just realized how much it looked like the prisoner was disappearing the same way that Donna did. Maybe he'll become the next companion.
13:08 I died laughing XD probably because I've gotten in the wrong car before too, the lady sitting in the driver seat was cool about it though after I realised she was there lol
I was going to say "FirstThirtyMinutes has gone down hill!" But that wouldn't work for a 3 year old video. (This is one of my favorite videos from Dan :)
Every so often I come back to this video. Either because of the nostalgia, or because of the jokes. “Policeman with bad knees. Or the brother of policeman with bad knees who said don’t sit like that, you’ll ruin your knees”
Yeah that's true I wish he revisited these games gives me so much nostalgia.
Aye
I’ve watched this video so many times over the years, and nearly 7 years later, it’s still one of the best videos i have ever seen
Ong 💯
10 now🎉
time for a rewatch
"i might turn into some kind of leopard seal you never know" Dan's brain is so fascinating to me :)
This just in:
Worst police officer ever Dale Cubed had died in a major explosion. We watched the event happen, and it seems that Dale's car was on fire has he was moving through traffic. He jumped from the car to the highway, and he would have survived if the car hadn't exploded in front of him, killing him instantly. We give our respects to Officer Cubed, as he was a great man with a bad car.
-Weazel News
"Let's go do some crimes and stuff dude.." - policeman Dan
"Jumping out of a high vehicle at moving speed" That makes sense
“Hey, did you push that man down there? That’s a crime you know.”
*Train arrives and runs over man*
“That’s a bigger crime you know” 😭
best nerdcubed video ever no arguments everybody agrees
Well... I mean, the GTA V PS4 Edition was a lot of fun :)
yes but this was the best
Diyar Baran because he is the law Judge dred
noone agrees
I don't think this was the best video, but ok.
Nerd Cubed; the inventor of police brutality.
Nerd Cubed, he invntor of The police in albaina
oof
Bruh
big bruh
This didn’t age well at all
Well done Dan! You've almost perfectly depicted the American Police force!
Hunter lisle nah more like brazil police force
needs more racism
hahahha its funny cause itstrue
+Hunter lisle No no This is what would happen if Agent Smith took over the Matrix
+Rowan Westhoff Its really not true. Or funny.
Dan: "That's a crime against fashion, but I can't arrest you for that."
Also Dan: Called half the police force to arrest a construction worker doing his job
FBI Agent Dale or Officer Frank Tenpenny?
I can't decide which of the two are more evil.
SteamKing2160 I came in like a wrecking ball....
Dale because he actually thinks he is doing good 😂😂
I love how all of his memories with the FIB Buffalo are him running people over
Still coming back years later to get nostalgia and laughs from these videos.
Dale is the best cop ever
Jumping out of a high vehicile onto solid concrete at moving speed?
Yes Dan, Yes.
Does anybody realise that Agent Dale's car is a Bravado Buffalo, which is represented as an undercover cop's car, which is FRANKLIN'S CAR IN GTA V?! I only realised that.
REALIZE* People Who Spell Thing's...
MomandMrx *THINGS
but franklin, undercover? mate he's black though
J.RaZor_SHARP J.RaZor_SHARP , I'm Irish, so it's "Realise"...I think. It's not common to write words here with "z" instead of "s"
trainz69omg That's racist! Just kidding. It kinda is though. Anyway, I mean that Agent Dale's car is a Buffalo - most likely a Bravado Buffalo - which is the same as Franklin's car - which is a Bravado Buffalo
Still one of my favorite Dan videos.
Prostitution = legal
Running = punishable by death
"WHOA, I WAS JUMPING ONTO THAT CAR!!!" Omg, I died. xD
rewatching this as an adult I'm enjoying the "right-wing justice" joke more than I did as a kid
"No i am a Police officer i do good now" If only we could say the same about america
Yup.
STOP RESISTING.
Hostilian Why insult us? Why not insult canada? THEY'RE LARGER THAN US. OR INSULT GREAT BRITAIN. Why always us?
patriot fuck.
(lawl let the flaming begin)
Multiblue Blanket Iam sure you're a troll and ill play your little game, Canada and GB do not have a history of police brutality and killing.
Hostilian
fine sir, every country does!
Fucking christ, auto generated captions on the intro. "How I back her ass donators and welcome back to GTA"
"Hello Procrastinators" sounds a little bit like "Hello her-ass-donators" But everyone knows the quality of auto generate.
phon_11 how does "Hello procrastinators" sound like "Hello her ass donators"
Tucker Mills ll
Tucker Mills I
Tucker Mills I
One of the best Nerd3 vids.. hands down!
22 mins of laughing.
greatest cop ever award goes too...
Not dan...
D: but he did such a great job we need more cops like him.
Dragoon-BB
imagine that announcement "attention citizens of... poopsville. we are introducing the brand new RoboDan! good luck."
someguyontheweb Fifty-Thousand People used to live here...now it's a ghost to-*get's shot by battlefield fan boy*
agent colson\dave
For an old video this is well edited
"There is a lot more murdering in being a policeman then I thought there was"------
Welcome to America
6:52 American police force in the eyes of the media
"4 years ago"
can't believe this video was literally half my life ago, Dan is the main reason I have the sense of humor I have today
Let's see what we have here.
Police car
police car
*POLICE CAR*
wow, dan just simulated the police in the us perfectly, 6 years ahead
Ah nostalgia; I haven't watched this video since it was released when I was a kid, I am so glad I have gotten back into this channel, i had missed Dan so much
This is the video I turn to during my worst panic attacks. It’s really weird, the fact that, when he recorded this and when he uploaded this, he had no idea that it would be utilized to drag me out of the depths of anxiety in a matter of minutes. Hands down my favourite creator.
EDIT: I was incorrect. This was written in a brief respite of a very powerful anxiety attack, and I wasn’t quite in the right frame of mind. This video didn’t really help that night.
wow this is a weird timeline for special agent dale cooper
oh how i miss these videos
Dan was really out here setting the foundation for all sigma males when creating his character
3:45 when he tried to arrest the trolley 😂😂
Am i the only one who is amazed at the HUGE jump of quality between gta 4 and gta 5?
Collin Y. Except lspdfr is total shit compared to lcpdfr
Play the GTA V version of this mod
He Did
+JTAC Hey,I watch Luna too
He has
HD GAMING you mean LSPDFR, the sequel/remake/successor to gta 4's
LCPDFR mod?
no, he didn't :P
Dan Hardcastle for chief of police
noting the fact i have watched this probably like 30 times and it never gets old thanks dan
"The driver's paid 60 dollars, good, that'll buy a new clip board." xD
You know, GTA 5 is definitely the better game, but sometimes, I think GTA IV looks way, Way better
21:13 you killed Gordon Freeman.. Half Life 3 won't be confirmed :( I'm joking xD
2:39 "Don't make me come after you"
6:52 best part ever XD
Who's still watching Dan's videos in 2016?
play more of this please
MelonSmasherX So?
MelonSmasherX it came out along time ago
jr luckinbill
I still play GTA 3 and it's still fun.
DUDE I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT GTA 3
jr luckinbill lol
Loving the epic police officer who manages to just step out of his moving police car, immediately after his partner, who is driving, is shot in the back of the head. (12:47)
ahhh memories
Anyone else still here in 2021
SECONDDD PARTTTTT!
Turning on captions for any nerdcubed video is hilarious
He's like the now police
It would funny if it didn’t hurt so much
Yes
I want this mod for GTA V once it comes out!
Gta v has already come out lol, you mean gta v pc
Obviously
me too i want this mod for gta 5
Davin XS well lets hope its gonna be compatible!
TheCyborgCreeper "hope its gonna be compatible?" are you fucking brain-dead lmao
I still come back to this video. One of the best content ever created - for me at least anyway.
The guy from the action movie is just Will Smith in I Robot.
Yume That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that model!
If you care about what is happening in Paris, spread this across the Internet! #PrayForParis!
#BreatheforBrussels
#WeDontGiveAFuck
Is this a mod?I really want to play as a NOOSE officer.
This will be my favorite Nerd3 video, forever and always
DO THIS FOR GTA 5
I can.. comment on this video??
Old news.
Henry Jackson Sorry, didn't see any replies. Well, I saw that it had replies, but when I clicked "Show more" none appeared. It's fixed now.
Mega wow fascinating
2021?
anyone notice when his partner died at 17:15 he was looking at the wrong dead person... dale was the one in the car.....
7 years ago :/
Hello Daniel
Watching your old videos because UA-cam is shit and there is almost nothing worth watching on it nowadays
DO lcpdfr 1.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! New Version!
yes plz doooo
"Oh my god, the bloody Doctor just nicked him." I just realized how much it looked like the prisoner was disappearing the same way that Donna did. Maybe he'll become the next companion.
HOW COME I CANT REPLY TO SOME COMMENTS
Remove the I in IV and that is the name of another video of his
At 9:49 Nerd³ actually invented the John wick nightclub gunplay where he shoots from at the exposed side, lol
This so just a modern police training video
I laugh at all of your videos. That's a given fact. But never in my life have I laughed harder than when watching this. You made my day, thanks mate!
"Oh I was supposed to arrest you !! Flee lady flee" ......... DUM DE DUM DEE DUMDEEE DE DUM DE DUM XD . best bit
I love how Dans reaction to discovering he can arrest people is pretty much identical to most American police officers
"Lets get crime solving!"
*Nearly runs over two people 1 second later*
13:08 I died laughing XD
probably because I've gotten in the wrong car before too, the lady sitting in the driver seat was cool about it though after I realised she was there lol
Your videos never get old dude! Your the only youtuber I watch. Awesome!
YOU ARE BY FAR THE BEST UA-camR OF ALL TIME!!!
17:00 his car explodes then another cars just drives up and explodes for no reason LOL
definitely, the best nerdcubed video.
1 month later.Officer Nerdcubed is on trial for multiple counts of hit and run arrests for no reason wasting police support endangering civilians.
Nerdcubed 2020 america prophecy
best nerdcubed episode ever
one of the best nerdcubed videos!
This is my favorite Nerdcubed video :)
9:56 ya don’t say...
Dan is the best policeman ever. He stops people from running but not prostitution.
America salutes you, Agent Dale
eating popcorn while watching nerds videos=popcorn everywere at the end of the video xD
The funniest nerd cubed video I've seen
Dan basically described every cop from any movie about cops ever
"Jive my friend, jive!"
I find that the older content is better than your new content
21:40 "High vehicle" and "moving speeds"
This was the first video I saw by nerdcubed. Its still my favorite video by him and i laugh so hard when i watch it!!!
i love how dan went from not stealing cars because he was a policeman to yelling "LET'S COMMIT SOME CRIMES!"
Nerdcubed discovers you can randomly arrest people and there goes the neighborhood..... and the city.... and the world.
11 years ago released, watching in 2024 respect!
I was going to say "FirstThirtyMinutes has gone down hill!" But that wouldn't work for a 3 year old video. (This is one of my favorite videos from Dan :)
"We need a name for [searching the police computer], but we don't have any names."
Did you forget about Niko, Johnny, and Luis or something?