I was getting kind of soppy and sad over this video, the sad music with the slow pace coupled with the quiet images of the earth slowly hurtling towards certain firey death. It got to me man.
That's cause it shows how small and insignificant we are in comparison to the rest of the universe, we could disappear and the rest of the universe wouldn't notice
im gonna hint u about this hint that i hinted about a hint with a hint hinting about hints that hint about other hints that will hint you to another hint while that hint hints about some other hint. hint doesn't sound like a word anymore to me
Did anyone else start repetitiously screaming "No! God, no!" When he changed the poles and essentially killed the Earth, oblivious to the consequences?
+Indie Light It was there in the star selection menu, but Dan seemingly did not notice it. Also apparently it isn't VY Canis MAjoris anymore. Well, it is in terms of confirmed star sizes, but in observed ones, there are a few more stars that are bigger. They just have large error bars in their measurements.
+Indie Light Old information, there are multiple bigger ones known these days. UY Scuti is estimated at 1,700±200 times larger than the sun and is though to be the largest, another candidate is NML Cygny estimated at 1,650 times the sun though it may be even bigger.
Did you know, in this game, you can make an asteroid crash into Earth, then after a while, it will go back to a habitable planet? Plus, it would look completely different as well!
I saw jacksepticeye play this and he is like " sun there sun there moon there Jupiter there, and..... BOOOM". Then Dan plays it and he's really calm about it and calm explosions 💥
+artificial intelligence imo jack made it look like boom boom boom boom boom and well it looked fun but after watching dan i now get the full potential of the game and i really wanna buy it.
1:50 Science lesson! The angle of Earth's poles causes seasons, making hot places cool and cold places warm. If the poles were strait, people near the equator would die of heat stroke and people near the poles would die of hypothermia. Smart move Dan.
+SirCatnip Jokes? I didn't hear a single joke about Australia all of the so called "jokes" where true (Well except the one about the Moon charging in Australia)
I live in Australia, and I don't think the stereotype is very accurate, I hardly see big spiders, and Australia is one of the most urban countries in the world. The jokes are still funny though.
+Josh Bradbrook "Australia is one of the most urban countries in the world." by which you mean "most people live in a city", I presume, because the urbanised area to wilderness area ratio is probably one of the lowest. And that doesn't surprise me, given what lives in said wilderness.
+Josh Bradbrook I really want to go to Australia one day, but there are too many stories of lifting the loo seat to scorpions or opening socks to black widows inside.
+Lenin Lopez you dumb ass the distance from the moon to earth is a quarter of the distance from Venus to earth the gap between earth and the moon is about the same distance as the earth and mars put together
I don't know about you guys but whenever the super nova happened, the zooming out and how it kept going scared the sh*t out of me. Space is f*cking massive.
Omg i can not even tell you how much i love your videos !!! There is just something about them that i love more then any other youtubers !!! The charisma and choice of games !! Just awesome !!!
17:56 If you saw all those gigantic lakes in America that are kinda close too each other Those are the great Lakes they are called lake Erie, lake superior, lake Michigan, Lake otorio I think, And lake Huron. The article half in the us and half in Canada. They are how I would've known what's Canada and whats the usa if there was no line.
"And that's the moon, it's the place where we put some astronauts then brought them home because they didn't like it very much. They just went there for a picnic or something." Dan be my science teacher.
21:38
"Well Scotland's fucked"
trust me mate it's been colder
vinecous azuline I know! We freeze to death if we dare go outside in my town cause we're by the sea 😨
CurioKills assalamualaikum
Don't worry, we can still sunbathe until it goes another 20 degrees down
Its fuckin Baltic
Well it's either cold raining or a little warm
So I'm not the only one who wants him to keep fucking with this game right? No?
+ScorchedCrow95 YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE
I KNOW
Like David Cameron and his pig.
+ScorchedCrow95
As long as he stops targeting Australia which is where I happen to keep all my stuff.
+Mike Smith Terraform Mars
I want him to play with this more
so the morale of the story is when you crash the moon into Australia the entire earth *becomes* Australia
Complete with spiders, yes.
shhh, he doesn't know he missspelled it
Oof
Oof
If you try to destroy Australia it just becomes *stronger*. Australia is hardcore, dudes.
Yo
3:35 "That will most likley take out all of the deadly spiders" Well dan i think it might take out a little more than that
Yeah, probably some of them God damned cute ass possums that America ordered but got delivered to Australia.
Exactly.
+TheRandomFish 11 look up Australian possums, they are cut af
I also love in America, yet once u have used Pinterest for 8 hours a day and tumblr for most of the rest, you know things
Take out Tony Abott
Mean while in Australia: why is the bloody moon look larger than usual?... Next day moon crashes... Bit hotter than usual aye
"i just blew up technicolor magic earth..."
for some reason this left me incapacitated for five minutes
I was getting kind of soppy and sad over this video, the sad music with the slow pace coupled with the quiet images of the earth slowly hurtling towards certain firey death.
It got to me man.
+Theo “Theodoooore” higgins and then dan pised around with tea pots and everything was good in the world.
+SamZe And then the teapot nation attacked
+Theo “Theodoooore” higgins and whats sad is that all those sad pixels witnessed every second of it.
That's cause it shows how small and insignificant we are in comparison to the rest of the universe, we could disappear and the rest of the universe wouldn't notice
+blake mcdanile Says the one using a stock picture from Windows 7..... OOOOOOOHHHH NERD BURN BETCH >:D #GetWiththeTimesLoser
i literally was screaming VY Canis Majoris when he was looking for a star bigger than Betelgeuse
+Jairus Patoc same
+Jairus Patoc same
+Jairus Patoc UY Scuti
+Jairus Patoc hay you know betelgeuse is the biggest star we found and are tracking
Incorrect Canis Majoris is the biggest star we have found, hence the name
ths game is so realistic you can see the titanic wreck when you heat up the earth
REALLY?
+scott huntsberry No.
Aww
i wish this was true
so do i
*The lore of Mad Max*
Dan raised Earth's temperature to 200 degrees Celsius
+l Wulf l white hot
What's that in ferenhight?
Isn't that just Austria
+alex lafave GOOGLE IT
But wasn't it nuclear war over resources as explained in mad max 2
I would be quite happy to watch 2 hours of this.. hint hint
+Crona “Thunderhaz2274” Gorgon
hint hint hint hint hint
Hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint hint
im gonna hint u about this hint that i hinted about a hint with a hint hinting about hints that hint about other hints that will hint you to another hint while that hint hints about some other hint. hint doesn't sound like a word anymore to me
Yo dawg, we heard you liked hinting so we hinted your hints so you can hint while you hint
+Crona “Thunderhaz2274” Gorgon 3-5*
1:54
"I can fix the poles!"
-Daniel Hardcastle
and
...Hitler.
Holy shit XD
This game opens my eyes...
I'm fucking nothing.
+Dah Magpie (CSGO Content) No you're not nothing, you're atleast a crow...wich is basically nothing
+Dah Magpie (CSGO Content) No... You *matter* just like everything else does.
VintageLJ Zick burnz
BStinsTheSir Badum- TSSSSSS
Dah Magpie Puns for daysss
Dan I am from Australia and I called you crashing a moon into us!
+Jayden Holzhauser who cares
If you were from Australia you would understand how English works.
.
I'm Aussie too dan, why Australia?
+Jayden Holzhauser I'm Aussie to and are on your side, but a comma is needed after dan.
today i learned: our sun is the tiny nerd sun that got beat up at school because of how tiny it is
Did anyone else start repetitiously screaming "No! God, no!" When he changed the poles and essentially killed the Earth, oblivious to the consequences?
Absolute genocide and destruction. Millions of burning and painful deaths with unheard screams. My favourite.
Actually, a large majority of everything would be probably instantly vaporised into oblivion.
*Superb*
YOU SPELLED FAVORITE WRONG
Carson Caulder please be joking
+Carson Caulder No, you spelled *FAVOURITE* wrong.
22:30 you can just see the moon going SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEE
CheesyMeat portal reference
CheesyMeat it was like screw the earth and then blows it up moon "hahahahahahaha"
Space: SPAAAAAAAAAACE
Wheatley: Oh be quiet!
I am totally waiting for Dan to shout "PIGGGSSSS IN SPAAAACE!" then edit a picture of David Cameron in.
+Joe Wilson-Palmer He should edit the picture in them if you know what I mean.
"I would be a shit God." I'm dying XD
17:55 Here in Florida, we call that "summer."
Dan killed Yahtzee!!! Along with every other person on the Earth... Bastard!
+Jackal Man fuck all those other people Yahtzee NOOOOOOO
+neal sheppard what is yahtzee
+Corey Ireland like all of them do XD (Along with older people :p)
Yahtzee? FUCK YOU DAN!!!
+Stephen Philips *inhales chips* YAHTZEE!!!!
VY Canis Majoris is the largest known star in the Universe. It's around 1,440 times larger than our sun.
+Indie Light It was there in the star selection menu, but Dan seemingly did not notice it.
Also apparently it isn't VY Canis MAjoris anymore. Well, it is in terms of confirmed star sizes, but in observed ones, there are a few more stars that are bigger. They just have large error bars in their measurements.
I think they found a slightly larger one.
+Indie Light Old information, there are multiple bigger ones known these days. UY Scuti is estimated at 1,700±200 times larger than the sun and is though to be the largest, another candidate is NML Cygny estimated at 1,650 times the sun though it may be even bigger.
+θεός φονιάς That's impossible. The biggest star found so far is UY Scuti at aboutc 1700 solar radii.
+Indie Light Actually UY Scuti is the largest now. VY Canis Majoris is the 8th largest.
Nerdcubed Challenges: Terraform Mars.
This can't end badly at all.
He'd probably give up when it goes wrong and throws the sun at it, and pretends it never happened. And that's why we love him.
Imagine this game mixed with Kerbal Space Program.
+zacmitchel92 oh god
That'd be amazing.. Creating your own solar systems and flying around in them..
use 64 gb ram computer
+Kodtiz3D Not necceseraly, most computers could handle both. Given the best graphics cards and best ram, it'll work
not unless you decided to add 1,000,000 moons to the simulation
'This is science'
It is also badass
+Jennifer Cole You are so badass Batman! Atleast your profile pic.
1:58 "WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE NO MORE SEASONS!?"
"WHY THE FUCK IS THE EARTH'S AXIS IMPROPERLY TILTED!?"
Homework or Nerdcubed?
Wtf am I talking about,
Im a PROCRRRAASTINATORR :D
+HDMelonGaming ^
+HDMelonGaming Well, who wouldn't wanna watch Nerd³ play this beutiful game?
+HDMelonGaming I am in the same situation lol
+vooran I KEEP SEEING YOU!!
+Carlos Martinez That's because he's everywhere.
Nerdcubed Completes... Universe Sandbox ²
Make it happen. *Now*
+TrisTechUK As he make's the entire universe from scratch.
There is nothing to complete
+DX Certi That is why I call Dan a god.
vooran Oh my Dan, bow down
+TrisTechUK you can't complete this game, it's a simulation, there are no objectives, it's not even technically a game.
The sun! *WOOMPH*
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the world would end if Dan were a god.
Help
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WHY DID YOU GIVE DAN THIS POWER!
+Plushnerd ”PlushNerd5” Swiff (hears the earth rumble) Oh no, Dan has become a god!!! Nooo (Kabooooom!)
At least he fixed the poles.
+Hinds1324 And removed all our seasons....
+Hinds1324 And now, because of that, we don't have seasons.
On the plus side it was starting to get a bit chilly out, but now that I live inside Betelgeuse it's summer everyday!
My Universe is... TINY RICK!!!!
+Artur Araújo THIS IS TINY RICK'S UNIVERSE
+Artur Araújo He really is a god, he is the universe, You've converted me to Rickyism!
vooran You're welcome.
+Artur Araújo How long until we invent hyper-drives so we can go to tiny rick?
Somebody please explain this joke
7:48 the earth has become the sun.... THAN WHAT IS THE SUN
binary system
scott huntsberry lol
yes but a bit smaller
more like a mandarin
Dragoon Inferner 10/10 would Q/A again XD
"thats the earth, you probably know it because that's where u keep all your stuff" - Nerd^3
It's true though, unless there's a storage warehouse on Mars
+Dizzynoodlegamer I kept most of my stuff on Pluto but lost it all when space terrorists melted it.
I'm looking out the window and all I see is teapots.
Ayy, Kyoto
+Kyoto-Moto holy crap i forgot i forgot im subcribed to you.
Bertrand Russell would be proud.
+Kyoto-Moto wow XDD
Well, I wouldn't say you exactly "fixed" the poles.
Didn't fix the Earth either as it would be more fucked with no seasons
You should have put VY Canis Majoris. That would have gobbled up Betelgeuse. Wait. Are black holes in this game?
+SammyG987654321 Yes there are.
+Harrison Smith Canis Majoris has a higher mass, though
yes
like the UA-cam pic
+Camel360 yes lotsa
HELL YEAH THEY ARE. :D
Did you know, in this game, you can make an asteroid crash into Earth, then after a while, it will go back to a habitable planet? Plus, it would look completely different as well!
6:19.
When you break too many fireflies from little inferno.
nerdcubed challenge: Make Earth from scratch!!
The more I think about that the more it makes sense
Yes!!!!
***** uɹǝɔuoɔ ɹnoʎ ɟo ǝuou sı ʇɐɥʇ sʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥ ɥʇıʍ sʇuɐʍ ǝɥ ʇɐɥʍ op uɐɔ ǝɥ
Tyto the Owl ʎlʇɔɐxǝ
YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH WHHHHHOOOOOOOO DO IT!!! JUST DDDDDOOOOO IIIIIIITTTTT
was anyone else shouting VY CANIS MAJORIS when he was looking for stars 😂😂
nope nerd alert!!?
+Connor Staggs shut up bro trying to rhyme
+CaptainOscarGul That's the biggest star..... Right?
+Natalie Krismantine That we know of.
the sun is a star
Who else was just waiting for VY Canis Majoris? :P
+Wolftoe & Camelpack Me
Me
We are collectively smarter than nerd cubed
+Waffle Monster UY Scuti is bigger, I was waiting for that
+Transam i was waiting for anorld to yellow GET TO DA SPACE SHIP
"Did that use to be Australia?"
"Welp... Not anymore"
Fucking love you Dan! Love an Aussie fan
What's funny is that the area he was pointing at was actually South America.
+Thomas Wiczulis You see him WHILE HE'S RECORDI- Oh you mean his cursor... Damn...
When he was flooding California I was like "I know we need the rain but holy shit!"
He turned earth into mustafar
2:06 bye seasons!
Dan, this is why you aren't allowed to be god.
2:05 people with OCD just had a moment of relief...
If someone says beetlejuice 3 times now we are fucked
+GuardiaNES fuck
*Beetleguese. -_-
BeetleGeese
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. See, nothing happened.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
I saw jacksepticeye play this and he is like " sun there sun there moon there Jupiter there, and..... BOOOM". Then Dan plays it and he's really calm about it and calm explosions 💥
+artificial intelligence imo jack made it look like boom boom boom boom boom and well it looked fun but after watching dan i now get the full potential of the game and i really wanna buy it.
+ryan joseph (HaveAGreatDay) power corrupts the weak :P jk
1:50 Science lesson! The angle of Earth's poles causes seasons, making hot places cool and cold places warm. If the poles were strait, people near the equator would die of heat stroke and people near the poles would die of hypothermia. Smart move Dan.
if you want a big star get VY Canis Majoris
selrahc0 or you know UY Scuti
If it is an option
It's UY Scuti not UV Scuti and it is there
I was literally yelling that at the screen when he was trying to find a bigger one...
Every space nerd hates this video
selrahc0 Lovely profile picture
The Australia jokes are great.
+SirCatnip Jokes? I didn't hear a single joke about Australia all of the so called "jokes" where true (Well except the one about the Moon charging in Australia)
+SpatsirkSpart they had a war with emu's. It wouldn't surprise me if they declared war on the moon.
I live in Australia, and I don't think the stereotype is very accurate, I hardly see big spiders, and Australia is one of the most urban countries in the world.
The jokes are still funny though.
+Josh Bradbrook "Australia is one of the most urban countries in the world." by which you mean "most people live in a city", I presume, because the urbanised area to wilderness area ratio is probably one of the lowest.
And that doesn't surprise me, given what lives in said wilderness.
+Josh Bradbrook
I really want to go to Australia one day, but there are too many stories of lifting the loo seat to scorpions or opening socks to black widows inside.
Dan: "...and England no longer has a channel..."
Me: So you re-created Doggerland? cool!
"I would be a shit god"
Don't worry, I have faith in you Dan.
"I fixed the poles!"
YOU FOOL! NOW WE DON'T HAVE SEASONS.
R.I.P summer break
There won't be 80 degree weather anymore unless you live near the equator
“I can fix the poles”
- Every politician ever
You haven't showed %1 about that game I'm serious
+Enes Miraç Kaya Anladım hocam
+DemonicMelon wat
I don't usually think of myself as arachnophobic, but damn Australia, between you and Brazil you have some HUGE spiders!
Yup. I'm Australian
It can rain spiders in Brazil fuck that shit!
+Connor Dantuono I believe that can happen anywhere that's near spiders and has floods/high wind 😖
So basically, you see that place called outside? Yeah, fuck that place...
Y U So mean to my country ):
15:07 "Real time"
* Puts it on 1 hour/sec *
At least America is ok"starts poring water on America"
I don't think you know how quotation marks work
Please play more of this!
+Oliver Nielsen I don't have enough money to buy this myself...
+Oliver Nielsen its free?
+Astrofishisist No.
+TheArmoredAlpaca last time I checked it was
+Pan kurczak I was looking on the steam store and it didn't say you had to pay for it so I assumed it was free. Guess not
Came across this randomly today. Serious nostalgia. Thank you Nerd3.
Fun Facts! If you put every plant in our Solar System side by side that is the distance between us and the Moon! I know crazy right?
You mean all the plants in Earth?
Uh...what?
Lenin Lopez "every plant in our Solar System"
Alex Timmerman Yep, if its a planet then yea.
+Lenin Lopez you dumb ass the distance from the moon to earth is a quarter of the distance from Venus to earth the gap between earth and the moon is about the same distance as the earth and mars put together
at least America survived the moon crashing into the earth
damn it. BRITAIN MUST SURVIVE11111!!!!!!!++!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!@!@@!!
A molten mess of a country and no life left.
Go17Gabe so the average presidential election in America?
I still find it funny that he talks about how fast light is while also playing the simulation at 1hr/sec
You missed Canis Majoris, the biggest star we're aware of :(
+Alexander Jones not really , there is UY scoti but that's only around 1.34 AU larger
+Thomas PlaysTheGames "Only"
Thomas PlaysTheGames 1.34 AU is 200,461,147 kilometers (~77,398,480 miles), or 9776 times the diameter of the earth.
Alexander Jones
I said only because canis majoris is more massive ( as in mass ) but UY scoti is larger by diameter
Thomas PlaysTheGames I understand what "massive" means... I know what you meant, dude...
Who else is still waiting for the video of galaxies crashing together in realtime?
Venatus he would never be able to upload it youtube has a max length video you can upload
Megaman10irl r/whoooosh
I'm back to your channel after my break for 3 years I used to watch,love, and enjoy your videos everyday no matter what😇
The biggest star is Canor Majoris I think
+mrdaxtercrane Canis Majoris
Eternal Oblivion The Darkness Pony It's plenty times bigger than others atm
+mrdaxtercrane The largest known star is UY Scuti
+mrdaxtercrane yes the biggest known start is VY canis Majoris witch Is a Red HyperGiant
and Majoris means really fucking big
Snarfie so anonymous It's UY Scuti
If our galaxy collided (which it will with andromeda in the future) we would most likely be fine
+B. oamere (Boamere) That's assuming our sun hasn't become a red giant by then which will inevitably cook everything on this planet.
We will be gone by then to other planet
Alien invasion inslavery
I can't change it DX
+ShaneD3488 Our sun can't actually do that.
I can't play this game for more than about twenty minutes before being overcome by existential dread.
I'm Australian and it's so funny how everyone thinks Australia is scary
It iiiiiiiiis, you have monster spiders and snakes and giant things and not nice things
+Morganisfree Only in the outback. The scariest part of Australia is how bad the wifi is
+Charlie Hume well you have moons crashing on you and teapots!
+Morganisfree That is true. And drop bears.
show me what you got¬
get schwifty
+Emmett O'Regan LIIEEEES
+NonsensicalSpudz Trade secret Mr. President, the watch is a disintegration ray, and the snakes sheathes on my leg.
+Emmett O'Regan Take a shit on the floor
+Emmett O'Regan u didn't like get schwifty? but u like Rick and Morty?
in bird culture, this is considered a dick move.
calebstanford9 what is this bird seed or something?
"I'm flying a planet into the sun" Well, the new season of Doctor Who sounds interesting.
nothing can rain on freedom
Except water, bullets and despair
+jonn smith also racism
+jonn smith also Donald Trum
+The SteamPunk Gamer Donald Trum, the lesser known cousin of Donald Trump
+Doctor Disco you mean Donald Drumpf
Petition to make Dan CEO of NASA?
I don't know about you guys but whenever the super nova happened, the zooming out and how it kept going scared the sh*t out of me. Space is f*cking massive.
YT Canis Majoris is the largest known star.
+Josh Perez Actually UY scuti is, VY canis majoris is the second largest and more well known
+Dragon Aid VY Canis Majoris is the third largest known star, after NML Cygni and UY Scuti
#getyofactsstraight
+MrCookieFish What about WOH G64 and a few others?
westerlund 1 bks as
I literally just watched Betelguese O.o
The movie is called beetlejuice.
No, the movie is called betleguese after the director or someone.
*Betel
Ok the film itself is called beetlejuice, I just spelt it Betelguese because that's how it is spelt during the film (the more you know)
+Linosek279 Pronounced beetlejuice, spelt Betelgeuse
Omg i can not even tell you how much i love your videos !!! There is just something about them that i love more then any other youtubers !!! The charisma and choice of games !! Just awesome !!!
Universe Sandbox Squared?
Cubed is 3rd power. This is Universal Sandbox Squared.
Funny Moments and Videos Oops. My brain is fried, at the moment. Lol. I fixed it.
+Cody Stubley Nerdcubed!
+Cody Stubley You are a smart little Man..... That didn't sound weird, shut up.
Everyone is here talking about mathematical functions, and I'm just sitting here wanting to buy this game.
there is larger star than betelguese
+mathiasrryba It's Belzebub! (Or in other words Dan)
+mathiasrryba Canis Majoris.
canis mayoris and posibly bigger than canis mayoris is UY scuti
+HALogens Are Fun! that's not the biggest anymore :( There's like 9 bigger than that now
+TheJeleb For sure. But I mean In Universe Sandbox 2. Maybe they added more. I'm not sure.
Can't wait for Universe Sandbox Cubed.
I'm happy that the moon crash shockwave didn't reach my country 😂😂😂
not really
why Am I watching this, this is exactly the shiT I'm afraid of
17:56 If you saw all those gigantic lakes in America that are kinda close too each other Those are the great Lakes they are called lake Erie, lake superior, lake Michigan, Lake otorio I think, And lake Huron. The article half in the us and half in Canada. They are how I would've known what's Canada and whats the usa if there was no line.
OMG PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS GAME! THERE ARE SO MANY MORE FEATURES!
11:54 I just realized after all of these years, the reason the Sahara looks weird is because ALL OF THE SAND WAS TURNED INTO GLASS
"If god came back to this he'd be like 'oh fuck what happened?" I laughed so hard I cried
"Did the ocean just dry up?!|
Cleveland on the TV:"No... God no..."
15:15 doesn’t it take just over a second for light to get from earth to the moon? Is this scaled down or something?
"Explode the sun!! This will save them right?" *blows up sun* "oh fuck" haha had me cracking up
"And that's the moon, it's the place where we put some astronauts then brought them home because they didn't like it very much. They just went there for a picnic or something." Dan be my science teacher.
You aimed the moon directly at my home! Great vid by the way.
Seeing the moon just skyrocket into the Earth when he was messing with the radius was the funniest thing i've ever seen.
You see, this is the sort of thing I could watch for years!
As an Australian, I wholeheartedly agree with your decision to throw the moon at us. Everyone dies, but so do the spiders.
“Wolf 359…I think there was a battle there at some point”
OOOHHH! I understood that reference!
10:24 dudududududdududud PARARARARAAAAAA