The Journalist Who Wants Me Arrested

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  • @friendlyjordies
    @friendlyjordies  2 роки тому +208

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    • @someguy8307
      @someguy8307 2 роки тому +2

      What's your stance on firearm ownership in Australia Jordan?

    • @rachelleowen387
      @rachelleowen387 2 роки тому +4

      Want to fix the government?
      Ask the people who have actually been screwed over by their laws and policies how it needs fixing.
      They are wasting money just by talking. 😡

    • @attilajuhasz2526
      @attilajuhasz2526 2 роки тому +6

      @@someguy8307 Jordan interviewed NSW Shooters, Fishers Farmers Party member for Murray (NSW), Helen Dalton (recently she quit the party) and it was an amicable interview.

    • @anitarose1122
      @anitarose1122 2 роки тому +2

      Please don't refer to Alex Jones 😂😂😭😭

    • @andrewhocking2428
      @andrewhocking2428 2 роки тому

      Never seen so much hypocrisy in my life.... its overwhelming

  • @pat8295
    @pat8295 2 роки тому +1094

    Female boomer here.
    Sometimes I find your performance nearly hysterical and sometimes I don't get the cultural references and sometimes I just can't follow cos you speak so fast, but, (did you hear the 'but' coming???), but, you seem to me to be speaking some truth to the BS we endure in everyday life.
    You proved very clearly, and easily I reckon, that Albrechtson speaks in contradictions of herself.
    My neurons don't fire like they used to but watching the grabs you used, she contradicts herself repeatedly.
    WTF, in fact, does she believe in?
    WGAF is the answer. Up herself is how we've always described such folk in Oz.
    Side note: been listening/watching your satirical films for couple of years now. Never, ever felt you were slagging off women or First Nation people.
    Always read you to be sticking it to the BS people and, sadly, the AFP who I want to be who they say they are, who they 'used to be'.
    Don't let the bastards get you down.

    • @bilikfinke9197
      @bilikfinke9197 2 роки тому +53

      On ya boomer :) If only more of your generation thought like this....

    • @pat8295
      @pat8295 2 роки тому

      @@bilikfinke9197 There's a fair few of us....remember that when you get cranky at boomers.
      We feel our generation's failings but while we've campaigned or protested or voted against them the Murdochracy has almost always won. Too much power, too much exposure in the hands of a few poisonous men. Vote them out, change media laws.
      Cheers

    • @pat8295
      @pat8295 2 роки тому +7

      @Duke J So you are 104 years old or older?
      What?

    • @hannesmonaghan8905
      @hannesmonaghan8905 2 роки тому +9

      Go Pat!

    • @dougieboxell6505
      @dougieboxell6505 2 роки тому +11

      Good on ya, Pat. Lovely comment.

  • @chesterfieldpinkington4287
    @chesterfieldpinkington4287 2 роки тому +296

    The videos where Jordies dismantles Hack Journalists are undoubtedly my favorites. He needs to put them into a playlist.

    • @kate2late91
      @kate2late91 2 роки тому +9

      They are savage good shit

  • @napoleonicgeese5223
    @napoleonicgeese5223 2 роки тому +719

    Watching Jordan completely annihilate "journalists" is what makes me sleep well at night

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 2 роки тому +3

      Reverse arrest

    • @SteveW84
      @SteveW84 2 роки тому

      Try masturbaton- it is great before bedtime! Lol

    • @giovanni4503
      @giovanni4503 Рік тому +1

      Me too, so much so I watch before sleeping. Great send off, partner must understand the priority

    • @treyflorek8592
      @treyflorek8592 Рік тому

      Same lol

    • @kentonbaird1723
      @kentonbaird1723 3 місяці тому

      The man saves all his venom for the journalists.
      It's pure bloody hatred.

  • @davidevison3851
    @davidevison3851 2 роки тому +473

    Never thought a UA-cam clip could push me to dislike a person more than I already did… Well Jordan, thanks for exposing Janet Albrechtsen for what she really is and that is an intellectual vaccum

    • @steveilich2197
      @steveilich2197 2 роки тому +7

      100% comrade

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 2 роки тому +1

      🎵 There’s a hole in your butt dear Liberals dear liberals, there’s a hole in your butt! Dear Liberals you asshole! 🎵 🇦🇺

    • @pixelpotato4874
      @pixelpotato4874 2 роки тому +9

      "intellectual vacuum"🤣🤣🤣

    • @walk-with-Walz
      @walk-with-Walz 2 роки тому

      @@pixelpotato4874 Yeah the bitch sucks, not the good way either

  • @belvit
    @belvit 2 роки тому +500

    Whoever does the research for this channel needs to be given some kudos.

    • @jjlred9653
      @jjlred9653 2 роки тому +35

      I'm pretty sure Jordan himself does the research

    • @SnorrioK
      @SnorrioK Рік тому +21

      @@jjlred9653 - He has several friends who sometimes appear in the videos, one who was arrested not so long ago. I would think all of them were doing the work, this is too much for one man. Maybe they even have a discord server, that would mean hundreds or thousands of sources and you'd only need to verify before using it. Many YT channels do that already.

    • @Davinmk
      @Davinmk Рік тому +4

      it’s a team of journalists and editors, jordie just represents it

    • @k90v85
      @k90v85 Рік тому

      ​@@Davinmk+jordie is one of the journalists himself

    • @chiliandcornbread09
      @chiliandcornbread09 3 місяці тому +1

      Considering the firebombings and arrest by secret police that the known entities of this channel have had foisted upon them; I don’t think think those people want the credit.

  • @unmarkedfilms5425
    @unmarkedfilms5425 2 роки тому +45

    That was an epic takedown, I quote striped-shirt kid from the crowd at Krusty-Burger “Stop, he’s already dead”.

  • @redlightmax
    @redlightmax 2 роки тому +81

    19:24 "Satire requires intellect and substance; it uses clever parody, a crafty turn of phrase."
    This is so pretentious that just reading it makes me imagine Janet Albrechtsen wearing a monocle.

    • @colconn57
      @colconn57 2 роки тому

      It really just needs some stupid prick to make fun of. Thanks for providing the resources Jan!!!!

  • @ladyofrillwater
    @ladyofrillwater 2 роки тому +43

    The utter joy, the barely controlled glee on his face and in his voice when he called her old, with emphasis... I wish America had a Jordies.

    • @horaceosirian8993
      @horaceosirian8993 5 місяців тому

      *_I'M NOT THAT OLD!_*_ ...I'm not that old."_
      Hip audibly breaks.
      _"Shit."_

  • @matthewcorcovelos2330
    @matthewcorcovelos2330 2 роки тому +183

    Dude I gotta say, I've been watching your vids for the past 2 years now and have thoroughly appreciated your level of journalism. I moved here from the US 6 years ago and to see someone with this much passion inform the younger generations to vote against a corrupt and fraught government is amazing. I can't vote (not a citizen) but have been trying to convince my aussie mates to vote labor since I've been watching. You're doing an absolute stand up job and should be lauded as a hero of everyday Australians.

    • @HesderOleh
      @HesderOleh 2 роки тому +5

      6 years? How come you aren't a citizen yet? (I am also an American expat)

    • @michellec7683
      @michellec7683 2 роки тому +2

      Absolutely agree.

    • @attilajuhasz2526
      @attilajuhasz2526 2 роки тому +3

      I, too, am heartened by Jordan and his generation.
      PS Welcome to Australia, Matthew.

    • @1stRiggerChick
      @1stRiggerChick 2 роки тому +2

      Go the Aus Citizens Party. Caring about Australia starts with a few of the very serious and well thought through issues they stand for!

    • @matthewcorcovelos2330
      @matthewcorcovelos2330 2 роки тому +4

      @@HesderOleh it's mostly from going down the wrong visa pathways and saving up for the partner visa application hey.

  • @vladtheimpalerofyourmom-ag5112
    @vladtheimpalerofyourmom-ag5112 2 роки тому +516

    She isn’t a hypocrite she has multiple personalities arguing against each other.

    • @jordanflinn318
      @jordanflinn318 2 роки тому +4

      lol

    • @cgraham209
      @cgraham209 2 роки тому +12

      But she always stays loyal to economic barbie

    • @keptinkaos6384
      @keptinkaos6384 2 роки тому

      And she is what narcissistic personality disorder looks like. She and 99.99% of the liberal party the other, 1%are psychopaths.

    • @mrK163
      @mrK163 2 роки тому +3

      “That wasn’t me. It was Patricia.”

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 2 роки тому +6

      I’m pretty sure she rubs herself dry with a portrait of her dear leader Robert Murdoch himself!!!

  • @js2188
    @js2188 2 роки тому +49

    "I think Australians are getting pretty fed up with having to walk on eggshells everyday cos they may or may not say something one day that's going to upset someone" - Scott Morrison

    • @anormalrat
      @anormalrat 2 роки тому +23

      He mispoke, he meant "i think POLITICIANS are getting fed up with having to walk on eggshells everyday cos they may or may not upset someone

    • @somewhatsomething4882
      @somewhatsomething4882 2 роки тому

      And yet he and his Pentecostal pustules are the ones always whinging about blasphemy and getting offended by pretty much anything

  • @Kragnar1
    @Kragnar1 2 роки тому +54

    He’s pissed off, deservedly so, and I love it. He presented his case very well. This woman is a hypocrite. She deserves all the bad stuff karma can throw at her.

    • @enriquesanchez9016
      @enriquesanchez9016 2 роки тому +3

      Every single "free speech warrior" is a hypocrite.

    • @CaptSoapy
      @CaptSoapy 7 місяців тому

      Free speech but only my speech. Not your speech. - them (probably)

  • @davidmarsalis1522
    @davidmarsalis1522 2 роки тому +91

    Love ya work Mr Friendly. It scares the shit out of me how many people still like Scotty. It’s just mind blowing.

    • @notfunnydidntlaugh8621
      @notfunnydidntlaugh8621 2 роки тому +1

      I really love Jordies too, but whatever you do, don't enter "Mr Friendly" into Google unless you want to see a repulsive cut alien enemy from Half-Life.

  • @mattsteele6367
    @mattsteele6367 2 роки тому +33

    She's bitten Rowan Atkinson's speech on immunity to offence so hard he's in the A&E getting treated for the wounds.

  • @727412
    @727412 2 роки тому +134

    Mark Latham also called her the "skanky ho " of Australian journalism

    • @icecoldgazpacho
      @icecoldgazpacho 2 роки тому +12

      What an absolute legend

    • @bobbuliniusbotulismus7129
      @bobbuliniusbotulismus7129 2 роки тому +36

      I think Mark also said she would "die in a ditch for the Liberal Party" which is bang on too

    • @chellybub
      @chellybub 2 роки тому +1

      @@bobbuliniusbotulismus7129 wow... It's obvious this is her ditch to die in too. Imagine that. Her family must have gotten some sick deal by acting on behalf of the libs.

    • @colconn57
      @colconn57 2 роки тому

      Does that make him her Pimp?

  • @carlosspicywiener05
    @carlosspicywiener05 2 роки тому +84

    “Rubbing herself dry” Jesus Christ, if the mind could vomit…

    • @CoastLifee
      @CoastLifee 2 роки тому +2

      He shouldn't have said that it's grotesque

    • @kbnzr1609
      @kbnzr1609 2 роки тому +11

      @@CoastLifee grow up and get over it

    • @sirspongadoodle
      @sirspongadoodle 2 роки тому

      @@kbnzr1609 cmon man you must admit the idea of that bitch having a play with herself makes you wanna vomit aswell.. the only less attractive woman is gina reinhart (hopefully i spelt that right)

    • @monicagrorud2225
      @monicagrorud2225 6 місяців тому

      Oh my god that nose

  • @anthonycowles3153
    @anthonycowles3153 2 роки тому +60

    I'm stunned , why isn't the illegal torture of a journalist
    and Australian hero being shouted from the rooftops !
    Julian Assange should be at home,with his family ...

    • @chrisschneiders6734
      @chrisschneiders6734 2 роки тому +4

      Of course he should.!!!

    • @CynicalMournings
      @CynicalMournings 2 роки тому +4

      Not sure there are many Australians on the other side of that argument.
      Australians who aren't bought and paid for politicians or billionaires who own politicians, that is.

    • @mr.dalerobinson
      @mr.dalerobinson 2 роки тому +2

      @@CynicalMournings you are not taking into account the adult 9yos who cut & paste their opinions from the msm.
      Their critical thinking is on par with their appreciation of the cultural philosophies of their adopted cult of celebrity.
      "its easier to con someone than convince them theyve been conned" = Mr Twain

  • @t_ed2521
    @t_ed2521 2 роки тому +38

    I love how Janet apparently isn't sensitive for trying to impose the law on you for calling out Nichole Flint, but the person who simply left a writer's festival was "hypersensitive".
    For someone who supposedly loves the "marketplace of ideas" she very smugly has no idea.

  • @chickenlittle5095
    @chickenlittle5095 2 роки тому +181

    I really would love to be a fly on the wall when she watches this 😂

    • @rodh1404
      @rodh1404 2 роки тому +32

      Odds are she never will. Researching a subject takes time and effort.

    • @chickenlittle5095
      @chickenlittle5095 2 роки тому +19

      @@rodh1404 Oh she will. Whether or not she says she did is a different issue.

    • @Perfidion
      @Perfidion 2 роки тому

      @@chickenlittle5095 It will be further incontrovertible proof of Jordies' shameless misogyny. Lock him up! He hates the wimmins!

    • @petermcculloch4933
      @petermcculloch4933 2 роки тому +20

      Not only will she watch, she will instruct her legal people to watch.Why?Because she believes free speech should be restricted to only those who share her opinion.

    • @alimac7203
      @alimac7203 Рік тому +2

      😂 Now THAT really would be one of the cleanest and best of pleasures....
      🪰👀🤤

  • @dodgygoose3054
    @dodgygoose3054 2 роки тому +132

    I love Jordies calling out bullshit, as its seriously affecting Liberal & Nationals campaigns.
    Can't wait for Jordies to hit over a million Aussie subs, to terrify corrupt politicians on a daily basis.

    • @SnorrioK
      @SnorrioK Рік тому +2

      I'm from Iceland and I am a sub to this channel.

    • @howeid
      @howeid Рік тому

      He finally made it to the big 1mil 🎉

  • @philjancik4601
    @philjancik4601 2 роки тому +8

    this video is pure art. 20 min of just wall to wall facts of "this person said this and now this" breaking her own principles with a few gags used to foreshadow the the ending which states the true reality of what is these attacks all about.
    well done jordies and the crew, this needs to be in a muesum it so glorrious

  • @kliik9607
    @kliik9607 2 роки тому +172

    Love when Jordies gets on a passionate rant about how fucked the LNP is towards the end of his videos and gets breathless about it. I feel that exasperation.

    • @Invad3rzim58
      @Invad3rzim58 2 роки тому +1

      Bruh I miss angry jordies when his face used to go bright red and epic music would play in the background. Keep fighting the good fight!

  • @beardymcbeardface69
    @beardymcbeardface69 2 роки тому +221

    This has to be in the running for Jordies' most destroyed journalist yet.

    • @yandenuts
      @yandenuts 2 роки тому +6

      It was enjoyable.

    • @devilisahomo
      @devilisahomo 2 роки тому

      Its so good seeing liberal scum exposed and shamed

    • @manicdee983
      @manicdee983 2 роки тому +4

      definitely number 1 in the list of "journalists most destroyed by Janet Albrectsen"

  • @kate2late91
    @kate2late91 2 роки тому +237

    I also just find this so sexist, as a woman. That we are so fragile that saying not perfectly nice criticisms that it should be hate speech to say it? I've dealt with being called a bitch and way worse in my life, it's not okay, but I turn around and tell that person I wouldn't piss in their mouth if their tongue was on fire, not cry to the cops

    • @bunnieseatingspam
      @bunnieseatingspam 2 роки тому +76

      It's also baffling that Janet would even infer she cares about some kind of arbitrary "sisterhood" after -amongst other things- publishing excerpts from Christian Porter's alleged rape victim teenage diary to mock her and infer she was crazy.

    • @antifurryfoundation55
      @antifurryfoundation55 2 роки тому +24

      @@bunnieseatingspam holy fuck

    • @residentenigma7141
      @residentenigma7141 2 роки тому +2

      You've got my vote.

    • @subjugatedsisyphus
      @subjugatedsisyphus 2 роки тому +3

      @@antifurryfoundation55 my jaw dropped ha holy fuck ! Ha

    • @zzamorano1717
      @zzamorano1717 2 роки тому +10

      @@bunnieseatingspam You shiting me? Then again; I'm not surprised with someone of her status, she will do anything to protect her corporate masters.

  • @nelsondesilva3916
    @nelsondesilva3916 2 роки тому +82

    I've always known she was a hack. But still, thank you for doing such an eloquent job demonstrating what a huge, sad and bloated hack she really is. Outstanding

  • @athelfleming5985
    @athelfleming5985 2 роки тому +34

    As much as I loved this breakdown, the real win here is that Jordan slipped in an "ask jeeves" reference.

  • @stankstaint2368
    @stankstaint2368 2 роки тому +82

    Thank fuck for this channel

  • @itookallthenames
    @itookallthenames 2 роки тому +36

    He left her arguments more disfigured than an unarmed Afghan shepherd

  • @ShannonWhitty
    @ShannonWhitty 2 роки тому +33

    "How less intellectually honest can she be" ... I know that's not a serious question... we all know she can sink much lower than already shown

  • @fatcityarchitect
    @fatcityarchitect 2 роки тому +24

    lets get this election over with so I don't keep getting United Australia Party advertisements interrupting FriendlyJordies

  • @christopheroconnor7659
    @christopheroconnor7659 2 роки тому +63

    Jordie, how would you feel about a petition to have the ABC host you on Insiders as a panelist?

    • @KevKavanagh
      @KevKavanagh 2 роки тому +15

      Wouldn't happen. They'd be too afraid. Very afraid.

    • @nelsonstewart5999
      @nelsonstewart5999 2 роки тому +8

      The ABC is Murdoch-run, I really doubt Jordies wants to work for Murdoch lmao.

  • @twjr1309
    @twjr1309 2 роки тому +14

    Absolutely top video here. While I enjoyed the takedown of Albrechtsen, the real gem here was the last three minutes highlighting what "free speech" really means to the LNP - IPA - News Corp trilogy. The moment where you switched from your usual hyperbolic satire to thinly bottled rage was visceral. Seeing that anger on screen really resonated with me. But I am concerned that many people may not make it through the whole video to find the real gem of a message at the end. I wonder if you've thought about editing out a shorter video from the last three minutes and posting as a UA-cam short so the message gets a wider viewing?

  • @RK-gv7rc
    @RK-gv7rc 2 роки тому +86

    hypocrit levels that shouldn't even be possible...

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 2 роки тому +1

      I’m pretty sure she rubs herself dry with a portrait of her dear leader Robert Murdoch himself!!!

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 2 роки тому

      @@mikespike2099 If you're going to spam you might as well get the name right.

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 2 роки тому

      @@mikespearwood3914 what?

  • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
    @jed-henrywitkowski6470 2 роки тому +10

    "murdoch flying monkey", I literally laughed at that.

  • @digigalbytes2445
    @digigalbytes2445 2 роки тому +50

    Beautiful and absolutely deserved invectives there Jordan. I love seeing you speak with passion, though the reasons you have to do so send me spiralling into despair at the diversionary, deceitful and superficial bs that passes for our politics these days. Fan the flames mate!

  • @MissRedheadRapunzel
    @MissRedheadRapunzel 2 роки тому +66

    The jazz hand thing is actually language. It's AUSLAN and in numerous other sign languages the sign of applause. It's not a "jazz hand thing". She essentially just made fun of a way people talk, to further cement the idea that she has no idea about free speech. She can't even lay off folks that don't talk and allow them free speech, damn

    • @KategariYami
      @KategariYami 2 роки тому +4

      Right!! Which in turn makes her Ableist as well!!! It's like she's trying to get all the hypocrite boxes checked for the inevitable day she writes something seemingly in favour of the deaf as a way to promote more deforestation or oil refinement...

  • @ritamanessis146
    @ritamanessis146 2 роки тому +56

    PJK summed up this clown perfectly…
    “Albrechtsen is a no-talent proselytiser for causes overtaken by history and events.
    If not for the rest of us, perhaps for the paper’s own sake, will someone summon the courage to give her the pink slip? "

  • @stuz32
    @stuz32 2 роки тому +12

    The bird feeding gag got me lol, that's good

  • @michaelcritter7933
    @michaelcritter7933 2 роки тому +21

    That bottle of gin looks familiar.... Where have I seen that before?

  • @Lixeffect
    @Lixeffect 2 роки тому +17

    I just figured she was another Murdoch goon but when she literally quoted you I think it sent me to the next life. What a fucking Olympic mental gymnast.

  • @F0r3v3rT0m0rr0w
    @F0r3v3rT0m0rr0w 2 роки тому +85

    How fking privilaged can you be to want the competition arrested when they call you out for being a corrupt degenerate.

  • @FireBallZ24Gaming
    @FireBallZ24Gaming 2 роки тому +58

    I feel you discredited her more in the first 7 mins than any of these people coming after you have done toward you.

  • @gavinmarshall9950
    @gavinmarshall9950 2 роки тому +32

    One of your best yet!

  • @macfin4862
    @macfin4862 2 роки тому +7

    Inconsistency is just about the most annoying trait there is in politics

  • @harryplater2124
    @harryplater2124 2 роки тому +13

    Would love to hear you talk about the "Angel of Death", John Howard and the spam recorded phone calls we've been getting from him. You know an electorate is in trouble when you get a call from Howard about how we can't lose the liberal party

  • @luke0b708
    @luke0b708 2 роки тому +9

    Barilaro on the ABC tonight... Spruiking the dump your super idea. It'll work well for him now that he's into development. Thanks Bruz!

    • @icetbaggins7999
      @icetbaggins7999 2 роки тому +1

      Stoopidest idea I’ve heard in a while. Even the tradies at my work think it’s dumb

  • @BilboBiggs
    @BilboBiggs 2 роки тому +30

    I’m in stitches 😂
    “Rubs herself dry”
    Hats off to you, your work is exceptional 👏🏻

  • @lllordllloyd
    @lllordllloyd 2 роки тому +58

    Love the way these hacks like Abrechtsen and Credlin try to skank it up for the angry, elderly men whose negative gearing has got them a McMansion at Coolum. Undo another button or two, baby.

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 2 роки тому +5

      I’m pretty sure she rubs herself dry with a portrait of her dear leader Robert Murdoch himself!!!

    • @androidemulator6952
      @androidemulator6952 2 роки тому +3

      "...Undo another button or two, baby...".. why did i read that in a Austin Powers voice ??

  • @jimdoyle8224
    @jimdoyle8224 2 роки тому +3

    Gotta love the sponsorship list on the back wall of CPAC left hand top 10.29 mins in,
    The American Conservative Union, ozzy ozzy ozzy ,go girl. Ya peanut.

  • @RictusHolloweye
    @RictusHolloweye 2 роки тому +4

    Strueth mate, show some mercy!
    On second thought, let 'em have it!

  • @crafty-i-be
    @crafty-i-be 2 роки тому +32

    She's a total hypocrite! You got her good Jordan.

  • @TehPearlheadf
    @TehPearlheadf 2 роки тому +62

    I know this is already said, but if one claims to be the ABSOLUTE warrior of free speech and advocate in the battlefield and marketplace of ideas and debate, don't believe them. They'll write articles about why you need to be arrested for offending their friends of their "sisterhood".... or send the Fixated Persons Unit to your house

    • @zzamorano1717
      @zzamorano1717 2 роки тому

      Amazingly, we have a lot of them in the United States, for all the years being exposed for the grafters they are, I'm amazed that people haven't wised up and stop listening to them. I swear these posers are spring all over the world, you people in the Netherlands believing in Qaon, the fucking Netherlands. Can anyone tell me how and why these fucking AMERICAN conspiratorial beliefs get spread outside the continent and people who many may I remind you don't have a lot positive opinions of Americans believe them be true? Please give me an answer, I'll take any.

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 2 роки тому +23

    I think we found the woman equivalent of Joe Hildebrand...

  • @allychat8496
    @allychat8496 2 роки тому +198

    The “Jazz hands” has nothing to do with people on the spectrum. That’s how deaf people clap in Auslan; the official Australian sign language for deaf people! That’s nothing to do with “political correctness”. Not only is she a hypocrite, she doesn’t do her research properly. It’s all opinionated and nothing even remotely factual. What a horrible person that I can’t even call a human being.

    • @ThejollyFrenchman
      @ThejollyFrenchman 2 роки тому +15

      Why would she research, when reality doesn’t fit her narrative?

    • @Mainsail1975au
      @Mainsail1975au 2 роки тому +12

      Couldn't deaf people see clapping hands just as good as jazz hands?

    • @pampalazz
      @pampalazz 2 роки тому +1

      What if you are blind 🤔

    • @randlepmcmurphy6117
      @randlepmcmurphy6117 2 роки тому +15

      @@pampalazz Then you will hear the clapping. 👏

    • @tophercIaus
      @tophercIaus 2 роки тому +9

      The jazz hands thing is definitely about anxiety in certain circles. Surely you've seen the American forum where they keep cutting each other off to request people stop using gendered language and not to clap because of anxieties? It's not like it is common, but it does exist.

  • @JoshyStuart
    @JoshyStuart 2 роки тому +36

    Holy shit. Janet is the glitch that proves we are in the matrix!

  • @mathewsullivan7364
    @mathewsullivan7364 2 роки тому +48

    Love it. Keep up the good work Friendly Jordies team 👍👍

  • @stephenbedford1395
    @stephenbedford1395 2 роки тому +1

    Mate, you've done it again! Brilliante... pure gold. (did I mention for how long and how much I have utterly hated the IPA?... sorry, forgot).

  • @skoolmedia
    @skoolmedia 2 роки тому +7

    😂😂😂😂😂 in stitches, this is your best work

  • @yehmate1528
    @yehmate1528 2 роки тому +71

    Good to see Australians have finally had enough of these sucks.

  • @raquetdude
    @raquetdude 2 роки тому +23

    She spoke at CPAC 😂😂😂
    Australian CPAC even

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 2 роки тому

      I'm from Europe. You mean the CPAC Republican clown show in the US?

    • @JoshyStuart
      @JoshyStuart 2 роки тому +5

      So cringe haha. You can bet every speaker said the exact same shit about "the battle for ideas", "cancel culture" and "the woke mob". Jfc. What a cult.

    • @raquetdude
      @raquetdude 2 роки тому +1

      @@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 yeah in the video it shows her speaking at CPAC Australia

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 2 роки тому

      @@raquetdude Okay thanks. I was just curious because here in Germany the right is nuts and parroting the same MAGA nonsense

  • @michaelwintle3751
    @michaelwintle3751 2 роки тому +27

    i’d love to tell scott morrison but he blocked me on instagram for asking about ICAC

    • @somewhatsomething4882
      @somewhatsomething4882 2 роки тому +1

      Are you serious..? Like really, he blocked you?

    • @michaelwintle3751
      @michaelwintle3751 2 роки тому +3

      @@somewhatsomething4882 yessir, i asked a genuine question about introducing ICAC, it got 100+ likes then was deleted then i asked again on another post and 20 or so minutes later i was blocked haha

  • @cinemaipswich4636
    @cinemaipswich4636 2 роки тому +18

    I would never use the word "cow", but my female friends would definitely use that word.

    • @perfidiousalbion9975
      @perfidiousalbion9975 2 роки тому

      You just used it and tbh who cares about calling someone a cow.

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 2 роки тому +1

      I’m pretty sure she rubs herself dry with a portrait of her dear leader Robert Murdoch himself!!!

  • @zacdeane2694
    @zacdeane2694 2 роки тому +2

    The one positive of Janet Albrechtson's quotes was the wind noise.

  • @drooghead
    @drooghead 2 роки тому +8

    Janet Albrechsten seems to be an amalgam of Dave Rubin, Ben Shapiro, and Jordan Peterson. She can't even be original.

    • @melissabarrett9750
      @melissabarrett9750 2 роки тому

      She's Ben Shapiro in a dress and a tatty blonde wig.

    • @melissabarrett9750
      @melissabarrett9750 2 роки тому +2

      @@stuartstibbs2069 No, Beetrooter doesn't even make sense when he's sober.

  • @chunkz1187
    @chunkz1187 2 роки тому +2

    The use of the Lord Gwyn theme was highly appropriate, bravo

  • @Jay-er2ik
    @Jay-er2ik 2 роки тому +8

    That "See you next week kids!" killed me. No shit I couldn't breath, thought I was gonna die.

  • @cephaleaorion4888
    @cephaleaorion4888 Рік тому

    the sudden come in of the plin plin plon made me cry thank you

  • @lukebrisbane5380
    @lukebrisbane5380 2 роки тому +43

    There is no way Janet (won't attempt the last name) could possibly be ignorant to the back flip attack on Jordan. I would be more inclined to think she was told to do a hit piece like the good Murdoch minion she is.

  • @awjelfs5034
    @awjelfs5034 2 роки тому +31

    She is hypersensitive and yet as blunt as a bowling ball, that's a real neat trick.

  • @mrjimmbo
    @mrjimmbo 2 роки тому +19

    My brain is still in recovery mode from taking in so many high level ideas

  • @MorganStorey
    @MorganStorey 2 роки тому +71

    I hope she understands the "Jazz Hands" is supposed to be a clap for deaf performers... who can't hear the claps, but can see the hands. Do the Liberal stooges even understand that other people exist?

    • @MrJacobhobbs
      @MrJacobhobbs 2 роки тому +14

      They are just grateful they didn't have deaf kids

    • @danzrach1
      @danzrach1 2 роки тому +1

      No one exists except white, able bodied, wealthy, people

    • @colconn57
      @colconn57 2 роки тому +11

      @@MrJacobhobbs Blessed, in fact.

    • @ore-tears-mo3016
      @ore-tears-mo3016 2 роки тому +4

      how can deaf people not tell when someone is clapping

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 2 роки тому

      the fact you assume other people exist, makes you a racist.

  • @typicalgymrat22
    @typicalgymrat22 Рік тому +3

    im watching you from hungary bc i somehow found your channel thanks to penguinz0, your fight against corruption one of the most inspiring thing i can watch and now im somehow finding myself invested in australia's politics, so strange :D

  • @dylanvienet7923
    @dylanvienet7923 2 роки тому +20

    You’ve got them running scared. The worst thing for Australia is to be stuck under the thumb of a Tory government almost permanently like Japan or Britain

  • @fetbetty
    @fetbetty 2 роки тому +7

    She wears her 'intelligent' glasses real well

  • @philippapworth8020
    @philippapworth8020 2 роки тому +3

    Arrh, "All the world's a stage..." You are just finding out about this now Jordan? I hope the both of us are still around in 20yrs time. Though I will be very old, it will be interesting to see how you turned out.

  • @australiaisnotrealjustaska4379
    @australiaisnotrealjustaska4379 2 роки тому +32

    The more you try to do something important Mr friendly the more your realise where not free

  • @daedra1175
    @daedra1175 2 роки тому +11

    “We welcome debate.” Aha… oh no she’s serious, laugh harder!

  • @jimraynor571
    @jimraynor571 2 роки тому +9

    Let's make Janet the new "Karen"

    • @thekagifret
      @thekagifret 2 роки тому +1

      Can you imagine how painful she would be at a dinner party??

  • @Someb0dy1Day
    @Someb0dy1Day 2 роки тому +26

    The skits practically write themselves at this stage, a woman who has been championing free-speech all her life, wants someone arrested for exercising free-speech.

  • @bradc6977
    @bradc6977 2 роки тому +8

    8:25 rubbed her self dry.. HAHAHHAHHA 😂🤣

  • @erinaporter1985
    @erinaporter1985 2 роки тому +53

    I like it when these idiots throw stones at Jordie and he responds by dropping a boulder on them.

  • @rossplowright3148
    @rossplowright3148 2 роки тому +56

    Brilliant, exposes this pseudo intellectual dunce for who she really is.

  • @fredfromoz2788
    @fredfromoz2788 2 роки тому +1

    What about "I move that the member no longer be heard" ... the LNP thru and thru ... can we find out how many times this was invoked by the LNP in this term?

  • @_____7704
    @_____7704 2 роки тому +3

    Janet is one of the women drinking wine at the table in the Rake episode where Cleaver goes on about "buying a Porsche for the sake of your kids safety"

  • @kate2late91
    @kate2late91 2 роки тому +21

    They have never cared about the chilling effect on free speech and political communication. Freedom of political communication is what is protected, and that's what they want to stop. No-one was going after you for just being offensive, until you were being offensive about politicians.

  • @pixelpotato4874
    @pixelpotato4874 2 роки тому +53

    Janet Albrechtsen:"Free speech includes the right...to offend"
    Friendly Jordies:"Nicole Flint isn't doing her job as an Elected Official"
    Janet Albrechtsen:Misogynist Bully needs to go to jail
    FFS Janet🤣

  • @billcoomb5485
    @billcoomb5485 2 роки тому +6

    Yeah wow. I'm sick to death of this deep seated covered corruption. Great video Friendlyjordies.

  • @milesellis2847
    @milesellis2847 2 роки тому +10

    Can't get the image of her rubbing herself dry out my head

    • @KevKavanagh
      @KevKavanagh 2 роки тому

      Yes, that was a bit too much for my visual imagination, made my aesophagus burn.

    • @somewhatsomething4882
      @somewhatsomething4882 2 роки тому +1

      I don't want to. I can separate things. It's all part of the "contest of ideas"... 😂😉🙄😒

  • @6052callum
    @6052callum 2 роки тому +1

    "Not happy Jan!" is an old Aussie meme that is older than the word 'meme'. What a blast from the past.

  • @85inexact
    @85inexact 2 роки тому +33

    ELECTION WEEK BABY! Keep them coming!

  • @thangdang4380
    @thangdang4380 Рік тому +2

    OMG Jordan, you should invite Janet on your channel so she can make her rebuttals, that would be a “gem”

  • @michaelpresidente778
    @michaelpresidente778 2 роки тому +27

    A contest of ideas? No debates in Stralya for 50 years! Thanks Rupert and Lachlan!

  • @SayYes351
    @SayYes351 2 роки тому +3

    Ventriloquist dummy really sums it up

  • @johnlane8053
    @johnlane8053 2 роки тому +61

    Hypocrisy in the right wing "intelligentsia"? Impossible.

  • @LiliaArmoury
    @LiliaArmoury 2 роки тому +3

    if labor win next weekend maybe they should shut down the ipa on grounds of them being a hategroup considering how much they hate you and those who get in the way of the mining industry

  • @MaximumSpice
    @MaximumSpice 2 роки тому +16

    Just keep fighting the good fight Jordies!

  • @subjugatedsisyphus
    @subjugatedsisyphus 2 роки тому +22

    Janet has picked a fight with the Jordies , who rid society of the overreaching gate keepers !

  • @danred9054
    @danred9054 2 роки тому +21

    Getting in early.... I want a drunken Jordies celebration video if Labor win on Saturday.
    More Blue Gin!!!

    • @ChantalsBackPain
      @ChantalsBackPain 2 роки тому +3

      Yes Dan I second that idea @friendlyjordies live stream would be brilliant.

  • @thelastaustralian7583
    @thelastaustralian7583 2 роки тому +1

    The Eagle in the background of a 'Chooks Head' ,was symbolic .