The Journalist Who Wants Me Arrested
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What's your stance on firearm ownership in Australia Jordan?
Want to fix the government?
Ask the people who have actually been screwed over by their laws and policies how it needs fixing.
They are wasting money just by talking. 😡
@@someguy8307 Jordan interviewed NSW Shooters, Fishers Farmers Party member for Murray (NSW), Helen Dalton (recently she quit the party) and it was an amicable interview.
Please don't refer to Alex Jones 😂😂😭😭
Never seen so much hypocrisy in my life.... its overwhelming
Female boomer here.
Sometimes I find your performance nearly hysterical and sometimes I don't get the cultural references and sometimes I just can't follow cos you speak so fast, but, (did you hear the 'but' coming???), but, you seem to me to be speaking some truth to the BS we endure in everyday life.
You proved very clearly, and easily I reckon, that Albrechtson speaks in contradictions of herself.
My neurons don't fire like they used to but watching the grabs you used, she contradicts herself repeatedly.
WTF, in fact, does she believe in?
WGAF is the answer. Up herself is how we've always described such folk in Oz.
Side note: been listening/watching your satirical films for couple of years now. Never, ever felt you were slagging off women or First Nation people.
Always read you to be sticking it to the BS people and, sadly, the AFP who I want to be who they say they are, who they 'used to be'.
Don't let the bastards get you down.
On ya boomer :) If only more of your generation thought like this....
@@bilikfinke9197 There's a fair few of us....remember that when you get cranky at boomers.
We feel our generation's failings but while we've campaigned or protested or voted against them the Murdochracy has almost always won. Too much power, too much exposure in the hands of a few poisonous men. Vote them out, change media laws.
Cheers
@Duke J So you are 104 years old or older?
What?
Go Pat!
Good on ya, Pat. Lovely comment.
The videos where Jordies dismantles Hack Journalists are undoubtedly my favorites. He needs to put them into a playlist.
They are savage good shit
Whoever does the research for this channel needs to be given some kudos.
I'm pretty sure Jordan himself does the research
@@jjlred9653 - He has several friends who sometimes appear in the videos, one who was arrested not so long ago. I would think all of them were doing the work, this is too much for one man. Maybe they even have a discord server, that would mean hundreds or thousands of sources and you'd only need to verify before using it. Many YT channels do that already.
it’s a team of journalists and editors, jordie just represents it
@@Davinmk+jordie is one of the journalists himself
Considering the firebombings and arrest by secret police that the known entities of this channel have had foisted upon them; I don’t think think those people want the credit.
Never thought a UA-cam clip could push me to dislike a person more than I already did… Well Jordan, thanks for exposing Janet Albrechtsen for what she really is and that is an intellectual vaccum
100% comrade
🎵 There’s a hole in your butt dear Liberals dear liberals, there’s a hole in your butt! Dear Liberals you asshole! 🎵 🇦🇺
"intellectual vacuum"🤣🤣🤣
@@pixelpotato4874 Yeah the bitch sucks, not the good way either
Watching Jordan completely annihilate "journalists" is what makes me sleep well at night
Reverse arrest
Try masturbaton- it is great before bedtime! Lol
Me too, so much so I watch before sleeping. Great send off, partner must understand the priority
Same lol
The man saves all his venom for the journalists.
It's pure bloody hatred.
Love ya work Mr Friendly. It scares the shit out of me how many people still like Scotty. It’s just mind blowing.
I really love Jordies too, but whatever you do, don't enter "Mr Friendly" into Google unless you want to see a repulsive cut alien enemy from Half-Life.
That was an epic takedown, I quote striped-shirt kid from the crowd at Krusty-Burger “Stop, he’s already dead”.
"Please look at my Medicalert bracelet!"
19:24 "Satire requires intellect and substance; it uses clever parody, a crafty turn of phrase."
This is so pretentious that just reading it makes me imagine Janet Albrechtsen wearing a monocle.
It really just needs some stupid prick to make fun of. Thanks for providing the resources Jan!!!!
The utter joy, the barely controlled glee on his face and in his voice when he called her old, with emphasis... I wish America had a Jordies.
*_I'M NOT THAT OLD!_*_ ...I'm not that old."_
Hip audibly breaks.
_"Shit."_
He’s pissed off, deservedly so, and I love it. He presented his case very well. This woman is a hypocrite. She deserves all the bad stuff karma can throw at her.
Every single "free speech warrior" is a hypocrite.
Free speech but only my speech. Not your speech. - them (probably)
Mark Latham also called her the "skanky ho " of Australian journalism
What an absolute legend
I think Mark also said she would "die in a ditch for the Liberal Party" which is bang on too
@@bobbuliniusbotulismus7129 wow... It's obvious this is her ditch to die in too. Imagine that. Her family must have gotten some sick deal by acting on behalf of the libs.
Does that make him her Pimp?
Dude I gotta say, I've been watching your vids for the past 2 years now and have thoroughly appreciated your level of journalism. I moved here from the US 6 years ago and to see someone with this much passion inform the younger generations to vote against a corrupt and fraught government is amazing. I can't vote (not a citizen) but have been trying to convince my aussie mates to vote labor since I've been watching. You're doing an absolute stand up job and should be lauded as a hero of everyday Australians.
6 years? How come you aren't a citizen yet? (I am also an American expat)
Absolutely agree.
I, too, am heartened by Jordan and his generation.
PS Welcome to Australia, Matthew.
Go the Aus Citizens Party. Caring about Australia starts with a few of the very serious and well thought through issues they stand for!
@@HesderOleh it's mostly from going down the wrong visa pathways and saving up for the partner visa application hey.
I love how Janet apparently isn't sensitive for trying to impose the law on you for calling out Nichole Flint, but the person who simply left a writer's festival was "hypersensitive".
For someone who supposedly loves the "marketplace of ideas" she very smugly has no idea.
"I think Australians are getting pretty fed up with having to walk on eggshells everyday cos they may or may not say something one day that's going to upset someone" - Scott Morrison
He mispoke, he meant "i think POLITICIANS are getting fed up with having to walk on eggshells everyday cos they may or may not upset someone
And yet he and his Pentecostal pustules are the ones always whinging about blasphemy and getting offended by pretty much anything
She isn’t a hypocrite she has multiple personalities arguing against each other.
lol
But she always stays loyal to economic barbie
And she is what narcissistic personality disorder looks like. She and 99.99% of the liberal party the other, 1%are psychopaths.
“That wasn’t me. It was Patricia.”
I’m pretty sure she rubs herself dry with a portrait of her dear leader Robert Murdoch himself!!!
I love Jordies calling out bullshit, as its seriously affecting Liberal & Nationals campaigns.
Can't wait for Jordies to hit over a million Aussie subs, to terrify corrupt politicians on a daily basis.
I'm from Iceland and I am a sub to this channel.
He finally made it to the big 1mil 🎉
“Rubbing herself dry” Jesus Christ, if the mind could vomit…
He shouldn't have said that it's grotesque
@@CoastLifee grow up and get over it
@@kbnzr1609 cmon man you must admit the idea of that bitch having a play with herself makes you wanna vomit aswell.. the only less attractive woman is gina reinhart (hopefully i spelt that right)
Oh my god that nose
Absolutely top video here. While I enjoyed the takedown of Albrechtsen, the real gem here was the last three minutes highlighting what "free speech" really means to the LNP - IPA - News Corp trilogy. The moment where you switched from your usual hyperbolic satire to thinly bottled rage was visceral. Seeing that anger on screen really resonated with me. But I am concerned that many people may not make it through the whole video to find the real gem of a message at the end. I wonder if you've thought about editing out a shorter video from the last three minutes and posting as a UA-cam short so the message gets a wider viewing?
Love when Jordies gets on a passionate rant about how fucked the LNP is towards the end of his videos and gets breathless about it. I feel that exasperation.
Bruh I miss angry jordies when his face used to go bright red and epic music would play in the background. Keep fighting the good fight!
She's bitten Rowan Atkinson's speech on immunity to offence so hard he's in the A&E getting treated for the wounds.
I've always known she was a hack. But still, thank you for doing such an eloquent job demonstrating what a huge, sad and bloated hack she really is. Outstanding
As much as I loved this breakdown, the real win here is that Jordan slipped in an "ask jeeves" reference.
this video is pure art. 20 min of just wall to wall facts of "this person said this and now this" breaking her own principles with a few gags used to foreshadow the the ending which states the true reality of what is these attacks all about.
well done jordies and the crew, this needs to be in a muesum it so glorrious
"How less intellectually honest can she be" ... I know that's not a serious question... we all know she can sink much lower than already shown
I'm stunned , why isn't the illegal torture of a journalist
and Australian hero being shouted from the rooftops !
Julian Assange should be at home,with his family ...
Of course he should.!!!
Not sure there are many Australians on the other side of that argument.
Australians who aren't bought and paid for politicians or billionaires who own politicians, that is.
@@CynicalMournings you are not taking into account the adult 9yos who cut & paste their opinions from the msm.
Their critical thinking is on par with their appreciation of the cultural philosophies of their adopted cult of celebrity.
"its easier to con someone than convince them theyve been conned" = Mr Twain
PJK summed up this clown perfectly…
“Albrechtsen is a no-talent proselytiser for causes overtaken by history and events.
If not for the rest of us, perhaps for the paper’s own sake, will someone summon the courage to give her the pink slip? "
Classic Keating
hypocrit levels that shouldn't even be possible...
I’m pretty sure she rubs herself dry with a portrait of her dear leader Robert Murdoch himself!!!
@@mikespike2099 If you're going to spam you might as well get the name right.
@@mikespearwood3914 what?
I also just find this so sexist, as a woman. That we are so fragile that saying not perfectly nice criticisms that it should be hate speech to say it? I've dealt with being called a bitch and way worse in my life, it's not okay, but I turn around and tell that person I wouldn't piss in their mouth if their tongue was on fire, not cry to the cops
It's also baffling that Janet would even infer she cares about some kind of arbitrary "sisterhood" after -amongst other things- publishing excerpts from Christian Porter's alleged rape victim teenage diary to mock her and infer she was crazy.
@@druidlily holy fuck
You've got my vote.
@@antifurryfoundation55 my jaw dropped ha holy fuck ! Ha
@@druidlily You shiting me? Then again; I'm not surprised with someone of her status, she will do anything to protect her corporate masters.
I really would love to be a fly on the wall when she watches this 😂
Odds are she never will. Researching a subject takes time and effort.
@@rodh1404 Oh she will. Whether or not she says she did is a different issue.
@@chickenlittle5095 It will be further incontrovertible proof of Jordies' shameless misogyny. Lock him up! He hates the wimmins!
Not only will she watch, she will instruct her legal people to watch.Why?Because she believes free speech should be restricted to only those who share her opinion.
😂 Now THAT really would be one of the cleanest and best of pleasures....
🪰👀🤤
This has to be in the running for Jordies' most destroyed journalist yet.
It was enjoyable.
Its so good seeing liberal scum exposed and shamed
definitely number 1 in the list of "journalists most destroyed by Janet Albrectsen"
The jazz hand thing is actually language. It's AUSLAN and in numerous other sign languages the sign of applause. It's not a "jazz hand thing". She essentially just made fun of a way people talk, to further cement the idea that she has no idea about free speech. She can't even lay off folks that don't talk and allow them free speech, damn
Right!! Which in turn makes her Ableist as well!!! It's like she's trying to get all the hypocrite boxes checked for the inevitable day she writes something seemingly in favour of the deaf as a way to promote more deforestation or oil refinement...
lets get this election over with so I don't keep getting United Australia Party advertisements interrupting FriendlyJordies
I just figured she was another Murdoch goon but when she literally quoted you I think it sent me to the next life. What a fucking Olympic mental gymnast.
Thank fuck for this channel
I feel you discredited her more in the first 7 mins than any of these people coming after you have done toward you.
That bottle of gin looks familiar.... Where have I seen that before?
He left her arguments more disfigured than an unarmed Afghan shepherd
Savage!
Barilaro on the ABC tonight... Spruiking the dump your super idea. It'll work well for him now that he's into development. Thanks Bruz!
Stoopidest idea I’ve heard in a while. Even the tradies at my work think it’s dumb
Would love to hear you talk about the "Angel of Death", John Howard and the spam recorded phone calls we've been getting from him. You know an electorate is in trouble when you get a call from Howard about how we can't lose the liberal party
Love the way these hacks like Abrechtsen and Credlin try to skank it up for the angry, elderly men whose negative gearing has got them a McMansion at Coolum. Undo another button or two, baby.
I’m pretty sure she rubs herself dry with a portrait of her dear leader Robert Murdoch himself!!!
"...Undo another button or two, baby...".. why did i read that in a Austin Powers voice ??
"murdoch flying monkey", I literally laughed at that.
Beautiful and absolutely deserved invectives there Jordan. I love seeing you speak with passion, though the reasons you have to do so send me spiralling into despair at the diversionary, deceitful and superficial bs that passes for our politics these days. Fan the flames mate!
Mate, you've done it again! Brilliante... pure gold. (did I mention for how long and how much I have utterly hated the IPA?... sorry, forgot).
How fking privilaged can you be to want the competition arrested when they call you out for being a corrupt degenerate.
Holy shit. Janet is the glitch that proves we are in the matrix!
I know this is already said, but if one claims to be the ABSOLUTE warrior of free speech and advocate in the battlefield and marketplace of ideas and debate, don't believe them. They'll write articles about why you need to be arrested for offending their friends of their "sisterhood".... or send the Fixated Persons Unit to your house
Amazingly, we have a lot of them in the United States, for all the years being exposed for the grafters they are, I'm amazed that people haven't wised up and stop listening to them. I swear these posers are spring all over the world, you people in the Netherlands believing in Qaon, the fucking Netherlands. Can anyone tell me how and why these fucking AMERICAN conspiratorial beliefs get spread outside the continent and people who many may I remind you don't have a lot positive opinions of Americans believe them be true? Please give me an answer, I'll take any.
She is hypersensitive and yet as blunt as a bowling ball, that's a real neat trick.
Jordie, how would you feel about a petition to have the ABC host you on Insiders as a panelist?
Wouldn't happen. They'd be too afraid. Very afraid.
The ABC is Murdoch-run, I really doubt Jordies wants to work for Murdoch lmao.
You’ve got them running scared. The worst thing for Australia is to be stuck under the thumb of a Tory government almost permanently like Japan or Britain
I think we found the woman equivalent of Joe Hildebrand...
im watching you from hungary bc i somehow found your channel thanks to penguinz0, your fight against corruption one of the most inspiring thing i can watch and now im somehow finding myself invested in australia's politics, so strange :D
The bird feeding gag got me lol, that's good
Gotta love the sponsorship list on the back wall of CPAC left hand top 10.29 mins in,
The American Conservative Union, ozzy ozzy ozzy ,go girl. Ya peanut.
My brain is still in recovery mode from taking in so many high level ideas
She's a total hypocrite! You got her good Jordan.
Inconsistency is just about the most annoying trait there is in politics
She spoke at CPAC 😂😂😂
Australian CPAC even
I'm from Europe. You mean the CPAC Republican clown show in the US?
So cringe haha. You can bet every speaker said the exact same shit about "the battle for ideas", "cancel culture" and "the woke mob". Jfc. What a cult.
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 yeah in the video it shows her speaking at CPAC Australia
@@raquetdude Okay thanks. I was just curious because here in Germany the right is nuts and parroting the same MAGA nonsense
There is no way Janet (won't attempt the last name) could possibly be ignorant to the back flip attack on Jordan. I would be more inclined to think she was told to do a hit piece like the good Murdoch minion she is.
I hope she understands the "Jazz Hands" is supposed to be a clap for deaf performers... who can't hear the claps, but can see the hands. Do the Liberal stooges even understand that other people exist?
They are just grateful they didn't have deaf kids
No one exists except white, able bodied, wealthy, people
@@MrJacobhobbs Blessed, in fact.
how can deaf people not tell when someone is clapping
the fact you assume other people exist, makes you a racist.
Arrh, "All the world's a stage..." You are just finding out about this now Jordan? I hope the both of us are still around in 20yrs time. Though I will be very old, it will be interesting to see how you turned out.
It's Palmer, Parler, Frank and Pauline summed up in a nutshell!
"We like the idea of ideas" really sums up the majority of ex-government people I've met throughout my life. That whole 'innovation' and start-ups thing from the libs a few years back was such a rort lol
The “Jazz hands” has nothing to do with people on the spectrum. That’s how deaf people clap in Auslan; the official Australian sign language for deaf people! That’s nothing to do with “political correctness”. Not only is she a hypocrite, she doesn’t do her research properly. It’s all opinionated and nothing even remotely factual. What a horrible person that I can’t even call a human being.
Why would she research, when reality doesn’t fit her narrative?
Couldn't deaf people see clapping hands just as good as jazz hands?
What if you are blind 🤔
@@pampalazz Then you will hear the clapping. 👏
The jazz hands thing is definitely about anxiety in certain circles. Surely you've seen the American forum where they keep cutting each other off to request people stop using gendered language and not to clap because of anxieties? It's not like it is common, but it does exist.
“We welcome debate.” Aha… oh no she’s serious, laugh harder!
A contest of ideas? No debates in Stralya for 50 years! Thanks Rupert and Lachlan!
The Eagle in the background of a 'Chooks Head' ,was symbolic .
Strueth mate, show some mercy!
On second thought, let 'em have it!
Good to see Australians have finally had enough of these sucks.
Janet Albrechsten seems to be an amalgam of Dave Rubin, Ben Shapiro, and Jordan Peterson. She can't even be original.
She's Ben Shapiro in a dress and a tatty blonde wig.
@@stuartstibbs2069 No, Beetrooter doesn't even make sense when he's sober.
As a new American viewer since the firebomb video, I've watched probably 30 of your videos and haven't subscribed but I gotta be honest the half second clip of the Gwyn boss track just officially earned my it.
One of your best yet!
The skits practically write themselves at this stage, a woman who has been championing free-speech all her life, wants someone arrested for exercising free-speech.
Rubbed herself dry! You had to go there didn’t you? 🤢😂
Lol that was a bloody highlight and we all know it
People really need to start their own channels and start speaking to their people about the same thing, if we want Australia this way then us the viewer need to do a better job educating our peers, more voices to the discussion
I would never use the word "cow", but my female friends would definitely use that word.
You just used it and tbh who cares about calling someone a cow.
I’m pretty sure she rubs herself dry with a portrait of her dear leader Robert Murdoch himself!!!
The use of the Lord Gwyn theme was highly appropriate, bravo
Hypocrisy in the right wing "intelligentsia"? Impossible.
Hypocrite!
I’m in stitches 😂
“Rubs herself dry”
Hats off to you, your work is exceptional 👏🏻
That "See you next week kids!" killed me. No shit I couldn't breath, thought I was gonna die.
Janet is one of the women drinking wine at the table in the Rake episode where Cleaver goes on about "buying a Porsche for the sake of your kids safety"
Correct
21:10 interesting.
The "weird jazz hands" is actually a practical way an audience can applaud a performer who is hearing impaired/deaf. (It's not some 'woke' expression or whatever Janet seems to imply.)
This is confirmed by an Adam Hills' stand up set some years ago. Adam recalled asking a deaf person about a previous performance of his in which he inquired if there is a way a deaf performer/audience can communicate applause.
Hmm...
It’s a typical of that type of person; being judgemental rather than honestly curious
Janet has picked a fight with the Jordies , who rid society of the overreaching gate keepers !
ELECTION WEEK BABY! Keep them coming!
They have never cared about the chilling effect on free speech and political communication. Freedom of political communication is what is protected, and that's what they want to stop. No-one was going after you for just being offensive, until you were being offensive about politicians.
Can't get the image of her rubbing herself dry out my head
Yes, that was a bit too much for my visual imagination, made my aesophagus burn.
I don't want to. I can separate things. It's all part of the "contest of ideas"... 😂😉🙄😒
"Not happy Jan!" is an old Aussie meme that is older than the word 'meme'. What a blast from the past.
She wears her 'intelligent' glasses real well
10:08 is that Gwyns theme? I can hear the plin plons
Yeah wow. I'm sick to death of this deep seated covered corruption. Great video Friendlyjordies.
The one positive of Janet Albrechtson's quotes was the wind noise.
Getting in early.... I want a drunken Jordies celebration video if Labor win on Saturday.
More Blue Gin!!!
Yes Dan I second that idea @friendlyjordies live stream would be brilliant.
I heard that Gwyn, Lord of Cinder sound clip...
I think at this point, if I was a journalist who for some reason disagreed with Jordan in any way - I'd just shut the f**k up, keep it to myself and go about my business hahaha 😂
The reason as a journalist you'd supposedly disagree with Jordan is that there's a 90% chance your going to get paid to do so.
These journalists that Jordie highlights in these types of videos aren't really people. Their values are bought and sold to the highest bidder, like prostitutes.
the sudden come in of the plin plin plon made me cry thank you
As an old listener to the 2SER friday evening political weekly pull-apart 'The Gristle' , the interlerctual vaccuumm that is Albrectson has been comedy gold for many many years...
Captian B, nee Mark, you are sorely missed......
What about "I move that the member no longer be heard" ... the LNP thru and thru ... can we find out how many times this was invoked by the LNP in this term?
The more you try to do something important Mr friendly the more your realise where not free
OMG Jordan, you should invite Janet on your channel so she can make her rebuttals, that would be a “gem”
Contest of ideas at the IPA is oxymoronic