This Journalist Made a Big Mistake

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  • @friendlyjordies
    @friendlyjordies  2 роки тому +147

    Join Patreon. Get Friday's video early if it's ready.
    www.patreon.com/friendlyjordies
    Come to my live show Melbourne! Half price tickets cos they're charity shows: www.friendlyjordies.com/live-show

    • @lightfoot.2000
      @lightfoot.2000 2 роки тому +1

      😆 😎👌

    • @roguebeans143
      @roguebeans143 2 роки тому +2

      aight ill give you my coffee money.

    • @avocadoarms358
      @avocadoarms358 2 роки тому

      Can you talk about all the shit that’s going on with the ccp in the uk? First it was our own blood @drewpavlu they faked a bomb threat saying it was him, then they pull Chinese expats in the uk into the consulate and beat them?
      Cheers mang🤙🏽🤙🏽

    • @nexus9438
      @nexus9438 2 роки тому +2

      But how tall are you actually????

    • @divineglitch9550
      @divineglitch9550 2 роки тому +1

      Just a little reminder you have to get a warhammer tatoo at 1 million subs. enjoy your day!! :D

  • @pablojescobar3400
    @pablojescobar3400 2 роки тому +748

    "Whenever someone's found guilty of defamation, I want you to instantly translate that into your head of: they were found guilty of angering someone with enough money to hire a barrister to speak in Latin so no one can understand how pathetic their clients grievances actually are" - FJ. Wow now that is one hell of a burn. Gee he is so sharp.

    • @sunseyki.
      @sunseyki. 19 днів тому

      ok overused "___ likes and no comments? lemme fix that" comment out of the way, how the hell did you get 743 likes before I did and have no replies? i didn't even know that was possible?

  • @gdayimnate
    @gdayimnate 2 роки тому +1632

    The happiest I get in life - seeing the words “journalist’ and “mistake” in a 24 minute Jordies video 🎉

    • @S3018146
      @S3018146 2 роки тому +20

      It is fun to watch journalists getting shredded.

    • @NutellaJones
      @NutellaJones 2 роки тому +16

      FriendlyJordies>having a child

    • @Anthony.Albanese
      @Anthony.Albanese 2 роки тому +7

      I enjoy them but it's pretty sad if this is the happiest you get lol

    • @andrewlefevre9018
      @andrewlefevre9018 2 роки тому +6

      Jim: exists
      Jordan: Imma end this man's whole career

    • @taketheredpill123
      @taketheredpill123 2 роки тому +1

      Sit down, get comfy, there's a roasting to watch.

  • @anonenormous2376
    @anonenormous2376 2 роки тому +468

    Damn boy. 'Your thoughts are fashion' is a terrifyingly accurate indictment on the way this vapid pleb interacts with the world around him.

    • @tristan4454
      @tristan4454 Рік тому +1

      vapid pleb
      hooooly--
      i'm gonna use that if you don't mind

    • @oskardahle2478
      @oskardahle2478 Рік тому +7

      That was the sickest burn that I have heard in a long time, purely because it is so fucking accurate.

  • @karlmay5306
    @karlmay5306 2 роки тому +237

    I've had articles rejected by Pedestrian for being too serious for their audience. One of them was about horses in politics.

    • @brendandemichele6451
      @brendandemichele6451 Рік тому +36

      That's gold! Is there somewhere I can read that?
      Bloody hell, that's funny.
      "Why the long face, A-triple-Seabiscuit? Markets not stable? Budget got a mowing?"

    • @knuteknoll6747
      @knuteknoll6747 8 місяців тому

      @@brendandemichele6451neigh

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi 3 місяці тому +2

      Well, you see, it's called "Pedestrian", not "Equestrian"!
      :P

  • @Invokra
    @Invokra 2 роки тому +1073

    I cant believe I never realised the irony and insecurities of them making fun of Jordies looks and the fact he's a ex model, my sides are in orbit.

    • @rtmpgt
      @rtmpgt 2 роки тому +175

      an ex _international_ model too.

    • @tttm99
      @tttm99 2 роки тому +12

      I've already made an orange mocha frappuccino reference somewhere else, but I won't contemporise when such a great old meme exists... Because oh boy does he fit the bill as someone you could imagine becoming the tragic victim of his own stupidity in a frolicsome petrol fight. 🤣 The cost of fuel alone is probably all that's saving him! 😂😂

    • @MadLadMartyMcFly85
      @MadLadMartyMcFly85 2 роки тому +3

      👉👉pregnant
      👈👈pregnant
      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fetusfajita
      @fetusfajita Рік тому

      And a double agent

    • @cyankoopa8111
      @cyankoopa8111 Рік тому +2

      @@MadLadMartyMcFly85 What?

  • @yellowpete79
    @yellowpete79 2 роки тому +335

    When i worked at ch9, alot of the junior producers whether it be digital or broadcast, were all north shore orivate school kids. The majority being nepotism hires.

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 2 роки тому +72

      I expected nothing and I was still disappointed.

    • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
      @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 2 роки тому +81

      How dare you suggest that the daughter of Lisa Wilkinson and Peter Fitzsimmons wasn't hired purely on merit!

    • @watsisbuttndo829
      @watsisbuttndo829 2 роки тому +14

      Colour me surprised.

    • @mpk33
      @mpk33 2 роки тому +6

      The ol' Freemo DeMolay connekshuns...

    • @themoon7435
      @themoon7435 2 роки тому +6

      I bet you've got some mad stories out of that posting

  • @robertalker652
    @robertalker652 2 роки тому +394

    Odd that a man so pathetically pedestrian in his thinking is actually the Deputy Editor at PedestrianTV.

    • @lykire1552
      @lykire1552 2 роки тому +13

      Doesn't sound odd, it's ironically fitting.

    • @P.Subaeruginosa
      @P.Subaeruginosa 2 роки тому +7

      Actually they say its likely the universe creates synchronicity as a general law. Not proven yet but there's a lot of evidence to suggest so.

    • @GoldDinger
      @GoldDinger 2 роки тому +8

      Ol Jim is so pedestrian he's morphed into bus stop. Poor Jim.

    • @keithmarlow
      @keithmarlow 2 роки тому +3

      Nice to see the Peter principle is alive and well in jouro land. Maybe Jim should get a cert in it?

    • @HyperVectra
      @HyperVectra 2 роки тому +4

      Hey guys stop with the bashing. He is pretty well connected guy, I mean deputy fucking editor! He basically runs that place! Pedestrian TV, its one of Australia's most trusted, prestigious, hard hitting news orgs that we have. I know its one of the top news organisations that set the tone for the talking points of Australia's media zeitgeist. Its known for rdirecting the conversation for tens of news media organisations around the country and the globe keeping us well informed.
      From farm hands to factory owners, from the big end of town to to McDonald town, I often here people from of all walks of life discussing the current talking points first raised by Pedestrian TV. Although the opinion and debate amongst the general public can be, at times, polarirising & devisiveabily palpable, the one thing that I hear time and time again and the vast majority of people agree on is the respect and admiration they have for their fine organisation.
      It can sometimes be such a hinderance to a good ol fashioned head on heated debate that some even deny that they have even heard of Pedestrian TV and the great work they do!
      Ha! Although its often met with gasps and looks of disbelief, in truth, it's seldom believed.
      So I implore you to search your feelings, to the first time you to were moved by the tireless efforts of these skilled craftsmen, plying their humble trade - ever vigilant, unflinching brutally honest reporting and try cut them some slack.
      Remember, no one is prefect, and I am sure they soon will return to their well worn troupe of clear and unbiased news journalism and to a brighter, more informed prosperous future only made so bright by their presence
      Did I mention he is fuckin like 2nd in charge?!?!?

  • @chessmaster7m
    @chessmaster7m 2 роки тому +311

    Keep holding them journalists and politicians accountable the world needs more people to do so

    • @attilajuhasz2526
      @attilajuhasz2526 2 роки тому +10

      The irony.
      The irony of needing "to hold journalists to account", wtf.
      Jordies.
      Legend.

  • @NextStopAntarctica
    @NextStopAntarctica 2 роки тому +279

    “Hide your chin under a bush of pubes” may be the greatest quote I hear today

    • @Mr.Unacceptable
      @Mr.Unacceptable 2 роки тому +3

      'Holding up his ears' was how it finished.

    • @Jubeitoshi
      @Jubeitoshi 2 роки тому +9

      Then you missed the 'communist John Connor' burn in there. Hands down best

  • @johnmyszka2749
    @johnmyszka2749 2 роки тому +421

    Warning - someone who tries to look hard and cool is nearly always not hard and cool. Looking at you Jim

    • @lammy94
      @lammy94 2 роки тому

      He looks like the biggest softcock though lol

    • @ForeverAdelaide
      @ForeverAdelaide 2 роки тому +4

      Who?

    • @GoldDinger
      @GoldDinger 2 роки тому +4

      BINGO!

    • @jackaufenhand5710
      @jackaufenhand5710 2 роки тому +3

      Zach de la Sellout

    • @cand0
      @cand0 2 роки тому +13

      As he stands there hunched over, holding a bicycle helmet lol

  • @PeeWeeDiddlyDee
    @PeeWeeDiddlyDee 2 роки тому +68

    "your thoughts are fashion."
    Jordan, that is so far the best fucking way to articulate many modern twitter users.
    I'm not kidding that shit is very profound.

    • @tylercrosbie
      @tylercrosbie 2 роки тому +5

      Right? That stuck with me too

  • @xangee83
    @xangee83 2 роки тому +74

    Jordies - 628K subscribers
    Entire Pedestrian media empire - 617K subscribers

    • @chaitanyarao5546
      @chaitanyarao5546 Рік тому +6

      What other channels do they have? it looks like they only have less than 20k subscribers across two channels
      Also Jordie going up, hopefully he can flex a mill soon on Jim Malo's pubes for hair

    • @croncorcen
      @croncorcen Рік тому +9

      he gained nearly 300k subs in 3 months... or in other words 50% of the entire Pedestrian media "empire" total sub base in a fiscal quarter.

  • @t00muchc0ffee7
    @t00muchc0ffee7 2 роки тому +128

    "If I accidentally stepped on a worm, I'd feel sorry for the worm. If I accidentally stepped on you, I'd feel sorry for my shoes."
    I laughed for an unreasonably long period of time over that one. 😆

    • @NG_v1
      @NG_v1 Рік тому +1

      Saw the punchline coming, but top notch execution still
      Definitely made me chuckle for a bit

  • @JosephKano
    @JosephKano 2 роки тому +49

    There's a massive pin board, there's photos pins strings and post it notes, with every last one that's wronged Jordies. That's the mental image I got. Good. Get em Jordies. Clean em up.

  • @carinadominguez22
    @carinadominguez22 2 роки тому +156

    As soon as I heard pedestrian, I could literally feel my facial muscles move subconsciously in real time, crinkling in a suprised face. Yup, Jordies is gonna subject him to Dante's Inferno the only way he can to hipster journos.

  • @xdonnix
    @xdonnix 2 роки тому +34

    His headshot transformation from Domain to Pedestrian is remarkable.
    Property spruiker to Inner city soyboy.

  • @PIXELPORTABLE
    @PIXELPORTABLE 2 роки тому +40

    "He dosen't even know red means stop"
    *stares in Orc* "BUT RED MEANS FASTER!!"

  • @nickfletcher4030
    @nickfletcher4030 2 роки тому +28

    I left a tweet on Jim Malo's comments about FJ and he came back at me with "What is your job". I responded by directing him to my Twitter bio and blog, and only hours later he nuked his entire Twitter account, every comment gone. I'll begrudgingly concede it was probably due to his FJ stuff, but it's still fun to have been a part of it.

  • @pkre707
    @pkre707 Рік тому +45

    As a US Citizen, I’ve got no skin in this game. But god do I love how Jordie takes people down!

    • @theOneTrueCactus
      @theOneTrueCactus Рік тому +6

      I'm also from the US and watching these videos is what I look forward to when getting home from work.

    • @Savage_Saveyourself
      @Savage_Saveyourself 8 місяців тому

      Please share this guy's story with all the people internationally ya can...he's getting ROLLED sooo bad here! Firebombed and our equivalent of FBI used as a personal task force....! If international media called us on it our media would have to own up! ❤

  • @lisinbondi1240
    @lisinbondi1240 2 роки тому +30

    yes - we saw you at Paddo Rissole from exceptional seats and yeah, definitely not short (for a bloke) from someone who is short (for a girl). Anyway....sensational show - totally loved it and we laughed and learned stuff!!! Looking forward to that necessary change of gov in March and consequent media meltdown

  • @FlamingLily
    @FlamingLily 2 роки тому +37

    "Get your vomit bag ready"
    Advice that is truly sincere and deserves listening to.

  • @blonde292929
    @blonde292929 6 місяців тому +5

    I studied journalism at QUT (Queensland University of Technology) with this guy. He had no friends and my mates genuinely thought he might have been on the spectrum. Good to see him live up to his 'potential'.

  • @squalloogal
    @squalloogal 2 роки тому +86

    When Friendly Jordies is the best journalism you can find, we’ve got a problem. That said, thanks boys. Great job as always.

    • @rhysbaker2595
      @rhysbaker2595 Рік тому +7

      Yeah, its very concerning that a homeless guy who makes videos on youtube is THE BEST reporting in Australia right now, especially when compared to the amount of resources these massive news corporations have at their disposal

    • @OriginalBongoliath
      @OriginalBongoliath Рік тому

      @@rhysbaker2595 The Australian equivalent of America's Operation Mockingbird. Government intelligence infiltrates and colludes the media and government together to protect the establishment while simultaneously gaslighting you with BS and nonsense to distract you from their crimes. It's worldwide.

  • @ifnottoday
    @ifnottoday 2 роки тому +91

    Finally. Back to our regular programming. I love this Jordie

    • @patrickwilliamson29
      @patrickwilliamson29 2 роки тому +2

      Yes but we all do like the 40k content amd MAFS reviews too

  • @Jack671975
    @Jack671975 2 роки тому +47

    I miss these articulated journo take downs. Brings a tear to my eye, thank you Jordan.

  • @advictoriams
    @advictoriams 2 роки тому +22

    I've only ever had one interaction with Jim Malo. Gives off massive tool energy.

  • @DiggityDaws
    @DiggityDaws 2 роки тому +24

    Thank you for taking this knob down a peg.

  • @arthurmisirlis6994
    @arthurmisirlis6994 2 роки тому +15

    "Vacant bimbo without the looks" hahaha, brilliantly put.

  • @aliasless7307
    @aliasless7307 2 роки тому +93

    it’s so hilarious that he’s deleted all of his tweets

  • @MattKirkey
    @MattKirkey 2 роки тому +36

    God I've missed these takedowns! So many epic lines.

  • @warney91warne44
    @warney91warne44 2 роки тому +41

    These are my favourite videos. Jordan vs journalists.

    • @gregbailey45
      @gregbailey45 2 роки тому +4

      You mean 'actual journalist' vs the wannabes.

  • @morbidcurios
    @morbidcurios 2 роки тому +39

    Jim Marlo: *Goes on Twitter and writes the equivalent of throwing a scrunched up piece of paper at Jordies
    Jordan Shanks *Goes on UA-cam ,(sighs, cracks knuckles ,chuckels sofly), proceeds to pull the cooling rods out of Chernobyl nuclear reactor.

  • @tweakos2025
    @tweakos2025 2 роки тому +46

    Pedestrian decreases my I.Q

  • @JB-wi7kr
    @JB-wi7kr 2 роки тому +34

    Laughed the entire way through. Brilliant word, Jordies!

  • @MrWyrd
    @MrWyrd Рік тому +22

    im not even Australian but im so engrossed in all of this lol. i wish there were more journalists like you in the US

    • @bijou3000
      @bijou3000 Рік тому +3

      We had them, but then the Kochs and Rupert Murdoch got involved.

    • @OriginalBongoliath
      @OriginalBongoliath Рік тому +1

      @@bijou3000 If you think it is just one side of the political aisle which the average person on the right hates Murdoch and the Kochs you are completely out of touch.

    • @bijou3000
      @bijou3000 Рік тому +2

      @@OriginalBongoliath I'm sure your retort would have been a lot more stinging if it had been written with lucidity, instead of just being random words strung together in no particular order.

    • @sebatolle8979
      @sebatolle8979 Рік тому +1

      @@OriginalBongoliathenglish mate

  • @seanlander9321
    @seanlander9321 2 роки тому +25

    Got to give it to the children-journos at Fairfax, that opening their rag always has me feeling like I’ve stepped in excrement, up to my ankles.

    • @KevKavanagh
      @KevKavanagh 2 роки тому +2

      There's one way to fix that.

  • @stephenallen4635
    @stephenallen4635 Рік тому +7

    "how havent journalists been replaced by predictive text"
    well that ages pretty well

  • @generaldisarray3830
    @generaldisarray3830 2 роки тому +11

    I got told about a room in parliament house years ago where they all go to do the business, apparently bodily fluid stains all over the place. They should drug test the toilets again

  • @toomuchzelda
    @toomuchzelda 2 роки тому +10

    You incinerated that guy! "Your thoughts are fashion" was hilarious, and god damn it is so true. Bravo!

  • @LokiBeckonswow
    @LokiBeckonswow 2 роки тому +23

    18:50 - I'm really grateful for Jordies and team showing us these tweets - sometimes I feel bad about myself for having rational and respectable debates with people and trying to find better solutions
    but then I see jim malo's tweets, and I realise how terrible he is, and how I'm a lot less terrible than I sometimes think - thanks Jordies and team

  • @ClearBlueFire
    @ClearBlueFire 2 роки тому +53

    Jordie turns it up to 11 for this one! Brilliant work as usual! Thank you 👌

  • @mitchellkelly1487
    @mitchellkelly1487 2 роки тому +15

    I think he's scrubbed his Twitter

  • @zodjenkins2595
    @zodjenkins2595 2 роки тому +16

    My guy Jordie here is sliding over cases while he shoots, 13/10 journalism I cut myself over it while crying

  • @KarzGuitar
    @KarzGuitar 2 роки тому +9

    Jim Malo's on unalive watch

  • @rustydemon1993
    @rustydemon1993 2 роки тому +5

    "we should be the ones posting the mafs reviews" you can hear the pain in his voice, forever prevented from pursuing his true calling

  • @droy333
    @droy333 2 роки тому +40

    I feel like Jim hasn't lived a day of reality in his entire life.

    • @Jim-yk9zw
      @Jim-yk9zw 2 роки тому

      He just looks like a straight up f witt.

    • @SkyHighSkylar
      @SkyHighSkylar 2 роки тому +3

      The cognitive dissonance is astounding 😂

  • @TwinkleStar987
    @TwinkleStar987 2 роки тому +16

    I think Chanel 9 ‘should distance themselves’ from airing anything. Who watches them.
    Social media creators get way more views. Even the little ones.

    • @drunkpaulocosta
      @drunkpaulocosta 2 роки тому +3

      I prefer Chanel No5 anyway

    • @TwinkleStar987
      @TwinkleStar987 2 роки тому

      @@drunkpaulocosta thanks 🤣

    • @TwinkleStar987
      @TwinkleStar987 2 роки тому

      @@drunkpaulocosta it does sound so much nicer than Channel anyways.

  • @kanesmith9325
    @kanesmith9325 2 роки тому +8

    Go get em mate, great work , I admire you're wit and tenacity.
    Please don't ever change

  • @tttm99
    @tttm99 2 роки тому +9

    Way back before the internet was really a thing (back when it was only somewhere you'd find unpaid extras in WarGames) I wrote a computer based training program (neeeeerd!) for a radio station. It covered defamation. The bottom line *was* relatively simple: if it was both true and in the public interest, it could be said. But what people never seem to get - which I was lucky enough to finally understand myself when I subsequently acted as a research assistant for two law theses (NEEERRD!) - is that all law is like this: it lies in interpretation and contest.
    What's gone wrong is precedent. We've seen a cavalcade of b£#sh+ develop in defamation suits over the past 30 years because people have forgotten what the public interest actually means (and corporations are 'Americanising' the system towards defamation being the Australian 'SLAPP'). Thank heavens some people - like FJ crew - don't need pubic interest spelt out to them.
    Corruption in government is pubic interest.
    Misuse of tax payer funds is public interest.
    Misconduct of publicity elected officials is pubic interest.
    What the editor of pedestrian has confessed to in writing on Twitter is a form of derangement. It's the necessary derangement of defending oneself when one fails to act in the pubic interest as a journalist.

  • @MrBioWhiz
    @MrBioWhiz 2 роки тому +21

    The best part is seeing this on patron first
    Like, Jim has no idea right now. God I can see the meltdown

  • @saklaing
    @saklaing 2 роки тому +1

    And if you do get the opportunity, do see the live show! Saw it in Perth and it was a real eye-opener! Loved it.

  • @noellzy
    @noellzy 2 роки тому +9

    Malo means 'bad, amiss, inappropriate' in Spanish and Italian. Coincidence?

  • @NervousNecromancer
    @NervousNecromancer 2 роки тому +21

    Is it even possible to be evil while so completely oblivious? Evil is active malice but jim clearly doesnt actively do or think anything. Just writes half a sentance and hits the predictive text button to fill out an article and collect a check.

    • @TwinkleStar987
      @TwinkleStar987 2 роки тому +3

      Great name. So many questions.

    • @legendaryra3590
      @legendaryra3590 2 роки тому +9

      Oblivious? Jim is well aware when it's something affecting him and willfully ignores the same when convenient for him, that is indeed malicious

    • @attilajuhasz2526
      @attilajuhasz2526 2 роки тому +2

      @@legendaryra3590 exactly my thoughts.

    • @oliviermccarthy5093
      @oliviermccarthy5093 Рік тому +2

      Oh hi man.

  • @bmjhayward
    @bmjhayward 2 роки тому +11

    ok so i enjoyed all of this, my only issue with such a thorough long form take down is this: your target probably doesn't have the attention span to sit through it all

  • @barrysmith8078
    @barrysmith8078 2 роки тому +8

    Haven't been on Facebook in 3 years but God I miss pedestrian... For years I was convinced it was satirical

  • @Ethereal_BmZ
    @Ethereal_BmZ Рік тому +7

    I can not imagine being the people on the other end of the video and watching it i'd die 😂
    Love how Jordan doesn't hold back with the continuous mike drops

  • @woohzal
    @woohzal 2 роки тому +6

    Mr Slipper truly deserves justice, it was horrific what was done to him. He was an amazing speaker (and I vote Labor so that's saying something). Was impressed how seriously he took the speaker role.

  • @lukaas0073
    @lukaas0073 2 роки тому +11

    Jim’s really taking this well over on twitter😂

  • @uross3553
    @uross3553 2 роки тому +81

    Jordie, 5'6"? 😂 Spoken like someone who never met him IRL. Like me, Jordie is a respectable 5'10" or 5'11" (whatever, I just use the metric system).

    • @Jesska8912h
      @Jesska8912h 2 роки тому +45

      I don't even understand how this is supposed to be a dunk. How is the height of either of them even relevant to the dispute they were having?

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 2 роки тому +16

      @@Jesska8912h this, Malo has enough personality flaws for 4 jordis videos without going to the places that aren’t a matter of choice.

    • @dumbasses_R_us
      @dumbasses_R_us 2 роки тому +2

      I'm 5 foot 10 and a half which is the average height of an adult male in most countries. I am painfully average in almost everything tbh 😁

    • @creativebeetle
      @creativebeetle 2 роки тому +15

      @@Jesska8912h Honestly insulting someone based on their height is as outright idiotic as insulting their gender or the colour of their skin.

    • @greebj
      @greebj 2 роки тому +4

      the projection from this guy ... perhaps he thinks his chest-free beanpole physique is impressing someone other than himself

  • @Eddiepl75
    @Eddiepl75 2 роки тому +11

    Okay, okay, long overdue to look at the Patreon thingy. Harsh but fair take downs and I reckon these videos are just getting better each time.

  • @iridiumSerpent
    @iridiumSerpent 2 роки тому +15

    The fact that his last name literally means “bad” says enough

  • @joannanorma
    @joannanorma 2 роки тому +9

    Keep it up Jordon and your heroic team. 👍👍👍 PS there's a CM aid in there too HAHAHAHA the CM knows where the fun is 😂

    • @joannanorma
      @joannanorma 2 роки тому

      .....and we are all going to check Jim out aren't we 😁 'cause who has ever heard of this fellow?

    • @joannanorma
      @joannanorma 2 роки тому

      PS that's CM add NOT CM aid...sheesh

  • @davidlogan6139
    @davidlogan6139 2 роки тому +2

    Pissant is such a great slur. Alan Alda explains it beautifully in Horace & Pete.

  • @oiberon
    @oiberon 2 роки тому +5

    It's people like Jim Malo that make me think "Maybe King Hits aren't so bad after all" and that's messed up.

    • @attilajuhasz2526
      @attilajuhasz2526 2 роки тому

      No, Adam. Use your words. You must always use words.
      But I know what you mean.

    • @oiberon
      @oiberon 2 роки тому +1

      @@attilajuhasz2526 oh I agree with u and I think that's a fucked up thought to have.

  • @McLoelz
    @McLoelz Рік тому +2

    21:20 this has to be one of the coldest, most savage and at the same time hilarious insults I've ever heard

  • @Mriya6
    @Mriya6 Рік тому +6

    What an amazing takedown of a bad journo, bodyslam after bodyslam

  • @HopeView-Productions
    @HopeView-Productions 2 роки тому +11

    I find the channel seriously funny and
    entertaining, I have now subscribe to your channel.

  • @ResonanceSD
    @ResonanceSD 2 роки тому +4

    If there was any justice in the world, these people would not be allowed to call themselves journalists.

  • @creeib
    @creeib 2 роки тому +5

    He has a 'Bondi chest'
    Far from Manley 🤣😂😂

  • @glenntwenty
    @glenntwenty 2 роки тому +5

    Ohh Shit...I had to pause this, because I couldn't breathe properly due to laughing my balls off...I really thought I was about too soil myself... I didn't know who this Germ was, but now I shall keep an eye out for his Hilarious (albeit, hypocritical, somewhat frustrating comments)... Thankyou, you Legends....You guys are the Fucking Amazing.... 👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @commiedog425
    @commiedog425 Рік тому +4

    Anyone wondering, he stopped tweeting and switched to another publication (still writes the same shite) he also LIKED TWEETS HATING ON FJ THE DAY AFTER HIS HOUSE WAS FIRE BOMBED

  • @GL-xz3xk
    @GL-xz3xk 2 роки тому +6

    People still read pedestrian? Love the irony of channel 9 ad popping up as well.

  • @EsteemedReptile
    @EsteemedReptile 2 роки тому +22

    Jim is like the Dashcon ballpit of people.

  • @hunterrogersmusic
    @hunterrogersmusic 2 роки тому +10

    Jordies looked pretty big on stage when I saw in Melbs.

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 2 роки тому

      The comics lounge stage is deceptive, it’s not that tall or deep so the centre looks larger and more distinguished than a traditional stage. It’s done on purpose, most comedy stages are like that.

  • @frogmouth2
    @frogmouth2 Рік тому +1

    One time I decided to go to my college’s cafeteria. For some reason I chose to get one of their terrible burgers. Idk why. I ordered my cheeseburger and waited for it to come. There was only one other kid there and I decided to make small talk. I ask my usual convo starter “what course are you taking”, he said journalism. Afterwards I he asked what I ordered. I told him it was a cheeseburger and asked him the same. He said a cheeseburger too. Later as I left with my burger, I saw him go up and get a shawarma. That’s when I realized my college trained the best in each field.

  • @boneyard2009
    @boneyard2009 2 роки тому +15

    I don’t align with friendlyjordies on everything but Christ, he is funny

    • @sikox209
      @sikox209 Рік тому +1

      Im from California and I watch for the insultes lmfao 😂😂😂

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 11 місяців тому

      You shouldn’t align with anyone on everything or feel like you need to follow someone.

  • @justsomefecker8283
    @justsomefecker8283 2 роки тому +4

    As a Grubb i'd like to take this opportunity to disown and apologize for any and all Grubbs in journalist or journalist adjacent positions. We're laboring peasants and I refuse to accept anyone who carries the name and doesn't hold to that tradition. Shame.

  • @Archi2g
    @Archi2g 2 роки тому +6

    His thoughts ARE fashion, ive seen an article posted by him which contained fictitious lies and when called out on the glaring inaccuracies he blocked them via email and said ‘i dont engage with terfs’. No right to reply to the misinformation.

  • @Panthius
    @Panthius 2 роки тому +1

    7:00 Jimmy boy is probably at the same level as a side npc, regurgitating the same lines and radiant quests until the end of time.

  • @ts7n4gw47
    @ts7n4gw47 2 роки тому +4

    "If I accidentally stepped on a worm, I'd feel bad for the worm. If I accidentally stepped on you, I'd feel bad for my shoe"
    Can't wait to see this taken out of context with a boss theme background, posted on Facebook by people who think they have the Bezos mindset.
    Inspirational

  • @trebleclefclothing
    @trebleclefclothing 2 роки тому +3

    My news sources 10-15 years ago-
    GMA, 6 o’clock news, A current affair, 60 mins.
    My news sources today-
    Kangaroo court of Australia, Michael West media, Friendly jordies, Russel Brand.

  • @petervad
    @petervad 2 роки тому +3

    thank you for holding (at least trying!) Australian journalism to account.

  • @HolesomeVR
    @HolesomeVR Рік тому +1

    I legit was dying at the 5:00 mark lmfao! The sound effects you was doing sent me bruv.

  • @christopherlandstrom7782
    @christopherlandstrom7782 Рік тому +5

    Wow every nation needs a friendly jordie

  • @rtificial8292
    @rtificial8292 2 роки тому +2

    "Vacant bimbo", bro love the way you dismantle these dholes

  • @helenlewis5409
    @helenlewis5409 2 роки тому +11

    Nine Fairfax distanced themselves from real journalism and my $$$ years ago! Great video Jordan!

  • @sadlittleyak
    @sadlittleyak 2 роки тому +4

    I'm sure this will get burried. I would love you guys to shine a light on just how little is being covered by journalists in Australia about what is happening in Iran currently.
    Journalists seen to be more than happy to cover their personal crusades around minor issues or backlash to what someone has said this week but they are doing very little to try and showcase people actually struggling for their rights. Seems like journalists only jump on an issue if it's directly relevant to them not just if it relates to the morals they claim to have or project.

    • @attilajuhasz2526
      @attilajuhasz2526 2 роки тому

      True. They wait for the next domestic tragedy which can't directly be attributed to any specific person. Case in point: We had wall to wall coverage of the Queen's death and little else. Today, we have wall to wall coverage of floods and little else (maybe sport; they do like their sport).

  • @kersebleptes1317
    @kersebleptes1317 2 роки тому +2

    A vintage tesseract of a video- Malo will never escape it.

  • @the13inquisitor59
    @the13inquisitor59 2 роки тому +22

    So... do you have a wall of photos of the people you've verbally crucified, or is it reserved for people like Barilaro and Berejiklian?

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 2 роки тому +7

      I like that, someone should put together a cork board of the journalists and politicians jordis has savaged and send it to the podcast.

    • @yourlocaldolphin
      @yourlocaldolphin 10 днів тому

      ​@@DoctorProph3tIt'd probably have to be updated with every future clog he covers

  • @pauljamison8546
    @pauljamison8546 2 роки тому +1

    i don't always agree with you (not this, this i great), but you're funny. everything from 4:32 'blue checks' through 5:54 'mobius strip' was just savage. well done.

  • @stoogemckook2034
    @stoogemckook2034 2 роки тому +3

    "how haven't JURNalists been replaced with predictive text" best line of 2022

  • @ehrenloudermilk1053
    @ehrenloudermilk1053 Рік тому

    I've never given Patreon a second thought. I am thankfully in a place in life that I can help. You very clearly would put it to good use

  • @jaydenalexander7987
    @jaydenalexander7987 Рік тому +3

    Checked in on Jim Malo just now; he reactivated his Twitter and has gone to work for The Age. Checks out 😂

  • @darkanstormy
    @darkanstormy 2 роки тому +1

    The prayer room video only got blocked on youtube in Australia.

  • @Tina-pj4lg
    @Tina-pj4lg 2 роки тому +87

    Love how friendlyjordies, exposes these fake journalist

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil 2 роки тому +2

    I like that he actually made a Morrowind reference, but talked about Skyrim, then showed Oblivion. I wonder if he just didn't care, or guessed that his viewers would know anything about Morrowind so made to be about Skyrim instead.

  • @tarvitsenapua
    @tarvitsenapua 2 роки тому +4

    I had to rewind the 1st minute and shit myself laughing at it for 20 mins before I could even get into the 20 mins jordies made to entertain me haha

  • @aarongreen184
    @aarongreen184 2 роки тому +3

    Needed more time, eyes still rolling.

  • @macnsteez3938
    @macnsteez3938 2 роки тому

    7:51 massive props for having darkpsy in the background. Attention to detail right there 😂😂