Kevin vs Xenomorph
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- Опубліковано 29 чер 2024
- Kevin Vs Xenomorph
Chaos happens around Kevin McCallister even when he doesn't try and poor John and Levi are always left to clean up the mess. When Levi gets a call about Kevin's new pet, he has reason to be worried only to find out, it was much much worse.
#homealone #alien #xenomorph #vs #kevinmccallister
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Suddenly the predators changing the rule to “any hunter who SURVIVES fighting Kevin McAllister becomes a blooded hunter” makes so much more sense
Absolutely
@@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end dude there is a fan theory out there that Kevin McAllister grew up to become John Kramer or you know and then another name of jigsaw. Has a lot more realistic belief that you think
@spero-sx5qy Yeah, no it doesn't. This skit is the only thing I've ever seen that lends the idea a remote possibility of any credence to it, and I've had a lot of people try to convince me.
Honestly, at this point I’m convinced Kevin can turn anything into an ally or weapon. You should hire him and start providing a base upgrading service.
That's a pretty cool idea
At least he didn’t adopt Stitch. Harry and Marv would need therapy to get over the trauma from the death traps Kevin and Stitch would create.
You mean more therapy. Because after what he did to them in the movies you can't tell me they didn't need to see a therapist
You’re assuming they even survive a night with Kevin AND Stitch.
@@SamaritanPrime Of course they'd survive. If Kevin or Stitch kills you, they can't hurt you anymore.
I was thinking of Stitch too.
oh I would pay money to see that skit
John: "Kevin, I have had 12 call this morning from different Yautja, and they asked me to gave them your contact info. Do you need to tell me anything?"
I can see that call ending like this 😭 😭😭
Either they are gonna recruit him or probably would want him as an ally
Kevin McCallister is the demonic sadistic love child of McGyver, Batman and chaos itself
He's so chaotic evil that he has his own allignment
Oh that Kevin. I thought this was Ben ten Kevin
@@Rage_Blocks I thought that too before watching the video
Pennywise went to visit him...to congratulate him on the spreading of fear and leave.
Kevin is just chaotic, he only f's with people who f with him.
You mean *Lawful Chaotic*
At this point, we might need to make a list like the SCP foundation. *"Things Kevin McCallister isn't allowed to do"*
Oh please, he's aready listed as an SCP himself
@@craytherlaygaming2852true but still needs the list
Just like Dr.Bright
Put him together whit Dora
@@wolfspirit7239 yes, true he is a SCP as well
Oh god
So, when can we have a teamup between Kevin, Stitch, and Deadpool? Just full on go for maximizing the amount of contagious chaos.
Love how Levi just runs out of things to say and just says bad like Kevin is a small dog pissing on the carpet instead of a young child who tamed one of the most expert Apex predators to ever live, I love these scenarios.
With a Xenomorph on the main floor and Dementor in the basement, that house is starting to be the deathtrap of Dr. Moreau. At least there isn't much question for what he's feeding his pets.
The wet bandits didn't know what was coming
His tone when he finds out its a xenomorph
The WHOLE OF THE SEVEN FING STONES OF INFINITY WHEN THIS HAPPENS : OSH
!!!!!!! OSH!!!!!!! OSH!!!!!
Master rochi: hmmmm 'to train or NOT to train' 'that is the question'
Villain / hero support: NO ROCHI!! BAD ROCHI!!! BAD!! BAD!! BAD!!
KEVIN got points into animal handling and somehow got one of the most insane pets to own. It aint like panet 51's little pup. This is, a full on fully grown....Xenomorph......
Funnier if ir was a queen
Kevin called you and told you that because he knew the chaos, it would cause the little gremlin
He tamed a Xenomorph? Weyland-Yutani would like to offer him a very lucrative position in the company's R&D department.
Wait til they find out Kevin has some Xenomorph queen telepath DNA sequenced into his genes... They'll try to weaponize him... And he'll wind up naming them all.
Like... Imagine going in to check on Kevin, and he's nestled in a cluster of Xenomorphs like a cocoon of chitinous silicon-based murder, and him waking up makes them move away from him like dogs waiting for their master to give them the orders of the day. Like Kevin is waking up in his 50's and gives a warm "Good morning" to the tech checking in on him. Then you see a queen lowering herself as if to guard her empress, and Kevin says groggy: "Relax, it's only morning." and the queen maintains a protective stance, with the drones, warriors, and praetorian all assuming an organized lineup like dogs waiting for their pats.
As an experiment or as a consultant? 'Cause with WY, I can see it going either way: if they were SMART, it would be consultant...but this is a company that *experiments on Xenomorphs*...I don't think "Smart" is in the list of requirements for a job at WY...
@@Kamen-Rider-Nexus No, definitely NOT. They're right up there with the Umbrella Corporation and the UAC as far as stupidity goes
at this point im pretty sure Acme is planning on Hiring Kevin just for his "Ways"
0:55 I just love the moment he starts to get suspicious... 😅
and immediately started to think "What are the worst possible options here?"
I'm dying plz call John! 😂😂😂😂😂 You both are gonna need to work together on this one!
OH, YES PLEASE!!!!!
Kevin won't be "home alone" anymore. Think of the poor home invaders.😈
Now he needs to teach it to play " fetch " with the wet bandits
TBF this feels far more like the Xeno's fault for going to close and getting caught in Kevin's probability aura
After this, we hear the following conversation between Kevin and Jigsaw:
Kevin: “When I left you, I was but a learner. Now I am the master.”
Since Home Alone is from 1990 and Saw is from 2004, I see this conversation more in the lines of:
Kevin: "You learned well all that I thaught you, but I didn't teach you all that I Know."
Holy cow, those 2 teaming up would give levi and john a heart attack.
Kevin MccAllister with a tamed Xenomorph??? NO ONE IS SAFE!
Right especially Harry and Marv 😳
"Bad! This is so much bad!" 🤣
This made my day. Could not stop laughing when the realization of what Kevin has done hits.
Kevin probably tamed a Xenonorph the same way avatar Korra tamed a Polar Bear dog
You know things are bad when Levi needs a second opinion on morality.
Lol. Kevin gonna have a xenomorph army for his next set of traps
Infinite respawn bug abuse. After all it was proven that all entities that is currently undertaking traps sequence, are effectively immortal until the end.
Oh man. Marv is going to freak out when the Xeno egg hatches and attacks Harry!
Wait. If it gets Marv instead, will it have a desire to put glue on its hands to pick pocket Santas?
Kevin's living the dream.
Levi, this is a good thing. The Yautja are going to treat Kevin as their new god. Or they are just going to shit a brick before trying to enter Kevin’s house of horrors and see the xenomorph as a final boss.
not possible, Kevin's the final boss.
xeno's just the second to last at best...
No, no. You see, due to timeline issues, we saw this out of order.
Kevin tamed the Xenomorph, and that's why the Yautja are so determined to get Kevin.
Xenomorph scaring Harry and Marv half to death has the makings of the best movie ever.
That sounds like the perfect pet to have and a xenomorph is probally also pretty good at guarding your home and dealing with anyone who tries to break in. I see no possible way it could go horribly wrong
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*calls your guy's office* ....stitch just raided a convoy of, let's see....experimental explosives, super foods, and....WHY WAS THERE A FORBIDDEN ITEM IN THAT CONVOY!?!?
Kevin: Can I pet that daaaawwwwggg!
I would KILL to be in a cubicle next to Levi just to hear the conversations
John's just gonna put a "Don't Go There" - Notice for everyone of his clients.
he already does. They ignore it.
Levi reacting the way that adults reacted to kids doing antics in 90s films is a nice touch.
Let's just hope Kevin doesn't ever visit Mandela County, or else we would not only have to deal with regular Kevin but also an Alternate version of him.
Imagine how bad things would get if Alternate Kevin tried going after the actual one and the two engaged in a trap war... NOBODY WOULD SURVIVE!
no it would be much worse they would team up like what happened with Phineas and Ferb.
But if they'd fight it woulf us probably cost a universe
he adopted and tamed a creature easily smart enough to learn his traps, and is itself often acting as an ambush hunter.
wonderful.
Talk about a pairing that will terrorize anyone who goes near Kevin's home 🤣🤣🤣
After taming its just 1 big hairless pupper
Next on _The McCallister Files:_ Kevin adopts a Mogwai~
At this point I'm convinced Kevin is trying to become a warlord 😂😂😂😂. Levi needs to lie down 😂😂
Looks like Buzz won't be picking on him anymore. Taming a xenomorph is no joke. That takes some doing. Lol
...i hate that there isn't a single fiber in my body that doubts the fact that Kevin is able to do this.
But I do ask myself Wich type of xenomorph, each would be bad but some would definitely be worse
At least we know no one will be ableto reach the xenomorph queen and kill it.
Needs a part 2 detailing how a xenomorph was tamed.
That poor Xenomorph
A tamed xenomorph is only temporary... There was one dude who thought he tamed a queen to control and use the xenomorphs as his weapons, but the queen played him, she conned him into letting him bring her to the front, and then she and her swarm turned on him. A general whom thought he could tame and control the xenomorphs... Problem was, she was playing him for a fool the whole time in the comics.
Xenomorphs are smart monsters, human level smart. The older they get, the smarter they are.
If Kevin has tamed a xenomorph, he's done something to make it see him as it's queen... That or Kevin was conceived while his mother was impregnated with a Queen embryo, the DNA of the queen acclimated into his genes when the queen was removed on the presumption of being a tumor, and Kevin inherited some aspects of the Xenomorph queen embryo, specifically the telepathic control over xenomorphs... Which they'll obey their queen.
Would explain how Kevin could tame one so easily... Xenomorphs can instinctively tell when a queen is nearby, and will back down from the queen.
Kevin the Xenomorph master! His gonna cath them all!
Have Kevin and stitch team up, but have the robbers call John for help getting out of the traps those two devise
John finds out and gets excited.😂
I love the sheer befuddlement that this is even a thing that was possible to happen.
Master Roshi takes Kevin McAllister as an apprentice
Dear God that's horrifying
This made me giggle so hard, I hope to see a follow up.
I have two questions, Kevin.
WHY!?
and, far more importantly,
*_HOW!?!_*
And much more importantly still: Can I pet her? ^^;
Kevin: "It has a strange number 6 carved into its head..."
So not just ANY xenomorph...THAT xenomorph!
That last line sells it. Kevin has crossed over to the darkside, no ambiguity no more. 😁
Has Villian Support ever thought about reaching out to Kevin and offering him an internship or inviting him for consultation?
At least it wasn't Junior Healy.
JOHN Kevin just earned his villains account platinum membership.
We now need a base war between Kevin and Phineas and Ferb.
Make it a series Kevin’s Alien taming service
Thank you so much for your channel. I needed that laugh and xenomorphs are my favorite. Please keep up the great content
Kevin, I have a job for your dog... she 's hungry isn't she? I'm going to need a villain account.
Awe, don't call him "Bad!" For all of his wild sadistic pranks, he's also very sensitive. Send him a cheese pizza, tell him to sit tight...and yeah call John. Call John like right now.
This isn't bad. Weyland-Yutani will pay BILLIONS for this kind of skill. Kevin plays this right, and his grandkid's grandkids will never have to work.
Next, we need to get Kevin a Mogwai.
😳😳😳
Holy hell he tamed a xenomorph dude you gotta tell everyone rhats incredible
So I guess the wet bandits would want to mess with him anymore
At least it wasn't a deathclaw from Fallout or wait, which is worse, a xenomorph or a deathclaw
Poor Harry and Marv!
I'm curious if Agent Smith from The Matrix ever came across John Matrix from Commando?
I feel so bad for john and levi...
Im thinkin they otter get a babysitters fee along with their regular paycheck.
You could go into business with him and sell xenomorphs to other villains.
Wat da dawg doin?
...besides infesting space stations and ancient temples?
Levi wants to avoid the word "pony", and now he is jealous that Kevin tamed a xeno...
This is absolutely Amazing! I need, like, So Much More of this storyline!!!
Still better than a Tyranid Hive Lord
I'm kinda more concrened as to who's been giving him lessons to the point where that's something he could do.
Best case scenario is probably Fluttershy, worst case is numerous other options.
How would Elmyra Duff do with 'taming' a Yautja? I mean a blooded bada$$. John: 'Why are you whimpering? Aren't you a pride leader? Skull hair bowtie?'
Whos elmyra duff ???
As if getting on a borg cube wasn't bad(ass) enough as it is...😂
I read the title… now I’m even more worried about what powers Kevin holds…
Have you seen their Kevin vs the Borg video ?
@@awolf876 I have, but HOW! HOW did KEVIN of all people take one, scaring one sure, taming is something else entirely
Kevin is rapidly evolving into a multi-versal threat.
I heard blackis greay and my brain immediately went ohhhh shhhttt poor harry and marv
*sigh* another day another multiversal catastrophe just waiting to happen..
I'm kind of assuming that he got the thing from the Yautja...
KEVIN!
The Storm Troopers find themselves in Quake game series universe. 🤣
Honestly, there aren't really any breeds of dog that a kid can safely ride on. Even Mastiffs, Great Danes, and St. Bernards can only carry, like, 50 extra pounds or so on their back before it causes spinal injuries.
(Levi) yep, I know that.
@@villainsupport Yeah, I was a _very_ disappointed 8-year-old when I found out that my mother's English Mastiff couldn't support me at 65 lbs.
And yet, he didn't seem to understand that my 65-pound body couldn't support his 200-pound dogass when he decided to sit on me every time I was on the couch 😂🤣
I miss Renegade.
How do you resolve this situation? Emergency beam out? Extermination squad? Clone trooper extraction team/ search and destroy team? Send Nappa?
I would love to see Nappa's reaction
Well that’s one way to stop Marv and and Harry if they break out of jail again.
That was hilarious yet interesting 🤣
It's like the "dog" from Planet 51, but much bigger.
You need to tell The Doctor!
I can just see kevin finding out about Weeping Angels.
@@richardinman4091oh god
This might be my poor memory, but I definitely remember there being something about Humans not being able to tame Xenomorphs, so for Kevin to do that is actually scary
You assume that Kevin, is indeed, human.
I'll paraphrase John: Saying Kevin McCallister is just a human is the same as saying a Black Hole is just a star.
Wait, did the angels zap Kevin into the past and he built that antartic temple in AvP? 😂😂
Nah... too empty even with the clockwork labyrinth
@@claws61821 fair
Never underestimate the power of a kevin.... 🙃🤭
Kevin tamed a xenomorph...... Kevin honey, sweetheart, my wonderful little death trap maker. How in the name of everything good, evil, an cosmic. Did you tame a xenomorph? They are filled with acid and nom everything. John and Levi are going to have to have a very long talk with Kevin. An maybe get his parents removed as his legal guardians. Someone get that boy Zatanna or Victor Von Doom. Maybe Nappa, Vegeta or a good version of Android 17 or 16.
Yay another hero villain team up.
Shall I send a temporal despatch team to handle the situation?
Levi, you have made a grave mistake here. You see the the name Kevin is indicative of a diagnosis, usually the diagnosis is "severe case of Kevin", but underlying direct causes are to be perceived as "being extra special". Germans have all kinds of jokes about this phenomenon, the most simple one being: "No Kevin, we're not laughing about you, we're laughing 'with' you!".
Fun fact, it gets really interesting when you encounter brothers, the older one being named Dennis the other one being Kevin, this is a rather "interesting" dynamic for sure!