Vader Saw a Spider
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- Опубліковано 17 тра 2024
- John receives a purchase order from Vader for a new flagship... the reason why is not good. #darthvader #starwars #stargate #replicator #acmevillainsupport
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Well looks like that insurance claim is going through
Think John wrote that universe off on a "Yes".
My cynicism suspects an Insurance company would argue wrecking your ride during the middle of an attempted carjacking isn’t a viable excuse.
@@chadsmith8966 so you too have Geico?
So there are now 2 things that Jon is canonically worried about crossing over “ replicators “ and a certain “ yellow school bus “
Do NOT put those two in the same location EVER… i do Not want to fill out That much paperwork ever again…
@@ConnorSinclairCavin But we can send Deadpool…
@@asina6352 that would make the paperwork worse, he would somehow end up as both a TA and somehow steal replikator tech…
@@theviking1359 and people going after Harry Dresden
*Vader looks at the photo* "Yes, John that is the spider I saw. Why what's wrong you sound worried."
John: Where do I start about why I'm worried.
That particular spider is immune to kill it with fire.
In another reality, Jack O'Neill just started laughing his ass off.
@@JnEricsonx Lol, that's O'Neill. With two ll's.
Well, it could be worse. They could ask for Carter to help, but end up with RepliCarter…
Vader made a calm and rational choice.
Even if it was normal spiders!
Oh crap you know it's bad when john has to say, " Please say no"
Just in case you don’t know, a Replicator is a robot made of nanites and they self replicate, have bigger forms, smarter forms, and gain better tech through consumption and replication. Stargate franchise and they actively go after better tech.
So imagine if they got their hands on a Death Star, they can make their own now just by landing on a planetoid and proceed to *eat* it to make their own *UPGRADED* version of a Death Star!
Not a good day at all.
@@cube9244 oh.........oh..........well shit Darth Vader is screwed
@@PanAceKitty10 Ya, what's worst is that one time the replicators were trapped in a time alteration field. The time within the field was meant to be 100,000,000 times slower relative to outside the planetary gravitational field.
It worked ... until it didn't. The replicators reversed the ratio to make the affected area go 100,000,000 times *faster* relative to the outside.
So be it time, space, or even the force (due to the kyber crystals being grown from the force, thus can be studied and used) they will find it, understand it, consume it, replicate it, upgrade it, and grow.
@cube9244 oh shit...............that's bad
@@cube9244 to be fair most of the "tech" in star wars is essentially enchanted objects, almost all of it is either force based or magic space gas based and rarely gets any more advanced than the WW2 stuff the setting is based on. lightsabers for instance are literally just a magic rock attached to a magic gas cannister "power cell" they don't even complete a circuit with that power cell FFS! those knobs and dials that some but not all of them have for adjusting things? not actually connected to anything, adjusting the knob only works because the user thinks it does.
If vader actually saw a replicator then he really has good grounds for an insurance claim because those things are scary as hell
That and it makes for a legitimate grounds for "Nuke the entire site from orbit".
It was the only way to be sure.
@@ShintaReviewsIt isn't. Replicators are notoriously resistant to energy weapons. You can't be sure the nuke got them all.
@@frantisekvrana3902 then how do you get rid of them? Send them to the sun.
@@zodarsenal977 Throwing them in a star would work. Kinetic weapons do work on individuals.
And the Tau'ri did invent an energy weapon that did reliably work on them too. It just had to be a special weapon that exploited the Replicators' cohesion fields.
It's just direct energy weapons like plasma or laser they are resistant to.
I think a nuke would effectively have a reduced destruction radius against the relative to other objects of equal material. If they are naqadah, they could proably survive at 100m range. If mere steel, 500m.
@@frantisekvrana3902 and since the world of Star Wars uses energy weapons exclusively, it would be almost impossible to defeat a replicator since kinetic weapons, a.k.a. Slug throwers are very rare to come by.
The only correct response to Replicators on your ship is destroy it. By the time youve seen those bastards, your ship is already at least 1/4 replicator
and that's a conservative estimate
And by destroy we mean fly it in to the nearest star. Pretty the only way to be sure.
Problem, when they let you see them they have already taken control of their new ship.
Destroying your own property and trying to file an insurance claim is fraud...
Unless you destroyed it because of Replikators. Then it is covered and Villain Support has to send a team to make sure they are all dead or disabled.
Thank you, I knew when he said mechanical spider I was not going to know the universe they come from and that is just enough information for Google.
@@sherlogic1256 Stargate: SG1
Nuke the galaxy. that's the only way to be sure. we are talking large black holes moving fast. even rapidly propelled projectiles in stupid numbers is not enough. even if the projectiles are themselves launching projectiles in stupid numbers.
@@davidson8939 I just realized something. The Star Wars Universe doesn't have bullets. Oh, they are F@#$ed.
@@davidson8939Or you could ask one of the Gods of Destruction to wipe them out
Well…shit…. Considering Darth Vader is now around 62% machine, the Replicators are going to have a field day with him.
Actually, I remember reading comic, where it is revealed, Vader suit is mostly old technology. It isn't advanced at all, in comparison with Galaxy technology. So replicators would first target other, more advanced machines and ignore Vader. (If he isn't literally first technology they meet after arriving to this galaxy etc.)
@@liborohanka5010 True. In fact the technology used to rebuild Vader was the same technology used to reconstruct General Grievous after his near death from a shuttle explosion.
I just remembered that in legends, some of the same Geonosian scientists were involved with the cybernetic reconstruction for them both.
@@liborohanka5010 You would think so, but Replicators can also infest people. They just start using your bones to replicate and fully replace your skeleton and they hijack your brain to access your knowledge.
In the new comics it revealed that Vader does upgrade his armor eventually.
If the Replicators were doing the assimilation thing, then yeah, old tech is a low priority. Mostly though they do resource gather, re-allocation, and re-use.
As I listened to you yell at Vader, I kept saying "please, please let it actually be Replicators." I cheered when that came true.
Tbh at first I hoped it would be super star destroyer sized spiders, but then I realized they were replicators
First thought I had was that it would be really bad if it was Star Gates spiders a little bit later, I hear mechanical self-replicating spiders and instantly its oh no.....
Force sensitive spiders?
Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.
. . . Yeeeeeah. That might not be enough considering these buggers.
Wouldn't work. First one destroyed from a nuke will allow the rest to become immune to that form of damage. Think of them as a mechinal version of SCP-682
@@Angeltelron Or the Borg.
@@michaelbenjmitchell1 Borg meet Replicator…
Oh my fuking gods… How many realities are we purging? And were the hells are we sending them?
@@asina6352 My god man if the Borg meet the Replicators the Multiverses would be doomed they would be unstoppable!
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SCREAMS IN TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a moment where John realizes just how badly Vader actually needed to destroy the ship.
"There were also these weird force ghosts that were not like force ghosts. They were calling themselves area? ari? Ori! Yeah, that's it, they called themselves the Ori"
I think the Ori Crusade ships could go one on one against a fully operational (and competed) Death Star.
@@terence7025 Sure, but its going to become a real mess if the Ori get personally involved. Like Vader has dealt with such beings before but its never been easy.
@Merilirem good thing they are in a galaxy far far away... oh wait gate travel.
So that's an approved claim and better start a few more we can just fill out the damages on later to save time.
Ngl, if there were "giant spiders" related to a claim of blowing up a spaceship, they would not even HAVE to be Replicators; I would approve the claim.
I would love to see Storm Troopers try to deal with the giant spiders from the movie Eight Legged Freaks.
I striaght at first thought it was tyranids.
@@icesurfer25 I'd pay to see that. So long as there no Disney brand characters in it.
@@icesurfer25 How about the Soldier bugs from Star ship troopers.
They ate Vader's lightsaber, didn't they?
And who else had to play this again, started to pay attention at, "mechanical self-replicating spiders"?
Nope knew what they were at metal spiders
Same here at metal spiders at forst i thought of the spiders we saw at Rebels but as soon as i heard Metal spiders i knew that the star wars universe has become a write off.
The very final thing we could ever possibly need is for Replicators to get their hands on a Kyber Crystal. So I hope and pray not.
And no, I saw the thumbnail, heard he destroyed the entire ship, and went "He didn't say he dropped it into the star. Those bugs are still alive."
They might had built up an immunity to the Lightsaber.
@@Wanderer2331 They probably ate Cortosis ore which is resistant to light sabers or even Beskar is resistant to light sabers.
Replicators are highly resistant to energy-based weapons. I'm amazed Vader was able to get off the ship at all.
As for the insurance, if just one of those little bugs survives and gets onto a ship to start replicating again, they could spread throughout the entire fleet. Blowing up the flagship was absolutely the right call.
John: OK. Vader, first off did you make sure none of them got off the ship with you or any of the crew? Yes, it is very important that they were all on the ship and that none of them escaped. Second, after you make absolutely sure none of them got off, quarantine the entire wreckage and make absolutely sure no one goes near or takes any of the wreckage. We'll send a crew out to collect it and make sure it is properly disposed of. No, you cannot dispose of it yourself. Just trust me. It's better if we take care of it. Yes, this is covered by your insurance. Just make sure no one goes near it and none of the Replikators got off.
You know what, can we borrow the Star Destroyer? No reason! But, um, yes make ABSOLUTELY _SURE_ that none followed your people to ANY other ship!
@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 no using Replicators to take out your enemies. Believe me it never works out for anyone who has tried it. Came back to bite all of them in the ass.
@@michaeldaniels642 Same goes for XenoMorphs very bad idea as well.
The spider versions aren't the problem, its when they evolve a humanoid form is when you REALLY need to worry. Oh well, thoughts and prayers to ya', Darth.
How do you know that Mr mostly robot himself isnt calling in the claim to get more ships out to him?
It’s even funnier now especially with your double take about Vader mentioning the self replicating spiders.
title+picture told me everything i needed to know. Vader made the right decision, but he's going to need to request some specialist help to ensure they were actually destroyed.
I was not expecting a Stargate reference from you today, but that was hilarious, and I had the same thought. Those things are awful! But amazing antagonists for a scifi civilization!
I agree with Vader. The ship should have been destroyed. Can't send stormtroopers out with vibroblades and slug throwers to clear that infestation.
Now we just have to figure out why that guy from the weird force tradition keeps refering to the Force as "The Ori".
Time to call SG1.
Why so O'Neill can laugh himself to death watching the stormtroopers deal with them.... really, it's Danile that keeps dieing and coming back to life
@@rusty9366 "Again?"
Welp, time to find a copy of McGuyver to dea with this.
I was trying to think what kind of spiders would cause such a problem . But yep, replicators, that'll do it.
Could have been the spiders from the old Lost In Space movie.they live in space and eat through ship hulls.
Have you seen the ones in Australia?
@@rusty9366 only up close
@@sandrosliske well that explains why you wouldn't be phased by them
Alien larvae, Tyranids... but only a Replicator is near immune to energy based weapons.
Aww stitch left his master a present
The replicators now need to get over to a Borg Cube, requiring SG-1 to be deployed and have them see O'Neill and go "Oh, ****, the MacGyver is back..." (Personal multiverse head canon: MacGyver is O'Neill's maternal grandfather, hence the similarities)
80's MacGuyver not the Reboot MacGuyver to make it clear.
@@michaelbenjmitchell1 the reboot mcgyver is O'Neils cousin.
@@lrmackmcbride7498 That kid is related to RDA! They need to put him into a SG1 series!
@@lrmackmcbride7498 By the way it's O'Neill with two L's.
I knew it! I KNEW IT! It's starting... We're going to have SG-1 in the Empire, with Teal'c knowing EVERYTHING there is to know about Vader and Palpatine, Jack and Han either being best buds or one-upping each other, Daniel leaning how to speak Wookie, and Carter blowing up another sun! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!
HEY! That sun blowing up was an accident!
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 no McKay blowing up 3/5 of a solar system was a mistake. SAM blowing up the sun was on purpose.
@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 Nope. Sam did it on purpose, McKay was the one that destroyed 5/6 of a solar system by overconfidence
I thought Vader had stepped on the spider and then saw hundreds of baby spiders run away. Only solution to that is to burn it all.
That went downhill faster than Boba Fett in a Sarlacc pit. D:
Had me in the first half not gonna lie. Once he said, "self replicating robot spiders" I broke down laughing. I didn't expect replicators in Star Wars...😂
So either he just saved the galaxy, or he just became the first one that we know of to deal with a threat from the Stargate series. Either way, his ship is getting replaced at no cost. And I am sure Palatine will be happy that Vader's destructive nature didn't cause a bigger dent in the imperial coffers.
How did the replicators get there to begin with it's not liek they infested a borg cube as it was jumping a dimentional rift into a certain galaxy far far away?
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OH SHITE! ... At least we now know if the block Replicators could beat the Burg I guess?
I think it's way worse than that. I think the Replicators and Borg are working together!
Villain Support, i would love to see a part where either the Borg or the Predator tries to fight or assimilate the traitor primarchs or the Custodies from 40k. I would like to think that John or Levi would go ballistic trying to explain to either them, why thats a very bad idea.
Oh what a glorious day when Star Wars meets stargate…
If they got his lightsaber, it was already too late for the machine man.
Random Spider: I am the Replicant Engineered for Galactic Infiltration and Sabotage Mark V.....and I am completely Invincible
Okay but consider this, those tiny spiders (source the gif with a whole cluster of tiny spiders) all climb into vader’s face mask with him freaking out
Vader: I’m sorry John…but I cannot for that looks exactly like what I saw
don't let them get to Coruscant. They gonna eat it.
I was half expecting the spiders from Lost in Space, lol.
The little robot bugs that even the borg could not stop have made it to the Star Wars Galaxy. They're doomed. (DOOMED!) The force will not help them.
My brain is not working tonight. Please refresh my memory on the replicator bugs the Borg feared. Thanks
Same please
@@katherinkeegan8601I looked it up and they are from the stargate universe
Huh ...and here I was thinking of the damn spiders from Harry Potter.
Funny, my mind jumped to the replicators as soon as you mentionned the lightsaber going down.
Ooh, crossing space horror with Star Wars... Makes me think of the Dead Space Markers... Imagine if the Empire dug one of those up...
I'd hate to see a replicator made from mandalorian armor
There NEEDS to be more of this. This shit's funny!
If the spiders were those giant ones from kashyyyk, I would destroy the ship as well.
Oh shit!!!!!!!! Ummmmmm what to do, what to do???
Oh right.
Stay calm
And let
Carter handle it.
Anyone got the number to the SGC?
If only. What I wouldn’t give to be able to have a conversation with Daniel Jackson. Considering my love for ancient history and mythology, I wouldn’t be surprised if we became good friends.
the issue is... which carter is going to answer the call? or is she already involved?
I think the King Arthur solution...
Run away, Run away...
maybe send some cute bunny rabbits to distract the 'spiders'.
No but i bet john has the number of Baal! that would be a funny one
@@davidson8939 Why not just call the French Taunter or the Black Knight while we’re at it! The latter would possibly stand a little bit of a chance while the former can provide a good laugh to lighten the day.
@@dragonmax2253 Sure. I was about to suggest Anubis, but then I remembered that the last time he faced off against them, he was left without a body. And of course there’s also the fact that he is currently trapped fighting Oma Desala quite possibly for an eternity.
Time to quarantine that universe
You know at first i thought ok spiders that are abnormally big would be a fair reason to blowing up a ship that size because if you see them its far to late for the ship and a few options cane to mind, mutant space spiders, face huggers of the xenomorphs to name a couple but when i heard that a light saber stopped working my brain went into overdrive untill i heared self replicating and i went oh shi they not dead he just scattered them
One of the most horrifying enemies in any universe.
The tyranids would like a word
You know what 40k in general would like a word
Not getting the 40k reference sorry.
@@pikachufantastictyrannid are an abomination for planet and anything biological. Replicators are, for a tech based universe, quite worse.
Oh, man, one of Stargate's most dangerous villains crosses over into the Star Wars universe! That's awesome!
Only thing worse would be if Vader heard "mmmm. I'm Mr. Frundles!"
Don't care no matter what it's valid to destroy everything to get rid of spiders
Considering he got the ship from Villain support, it clearly came pre-infested since those things are not native to his reality. Which means villain support is not only on the hook for a free replacement but they also have to send a series of teams to make sure those things didn't manage to get out past the ship into the rest of the galaxy *AND* they have to pay the deployment costs for the containment measures the locals used to contain and/or combat the infestation.
Let's not forget they would also have to pay for all the lives lost from said destruction of ship.
Stargate vs Star Wars, gimme more please!
Love the Stargate reference.
I kind of figured Replicator as one of three potential things there.
The others were Shadows from Babylon 5 or Dr Smith from the Lost In Space movie...
This definitely needs a part 2 imo
They weren't spiders, but scarabs, necron scrabs.
Oh no.... John, I'm gonna go to the armory. Let's hope they haven't adapted to the pulse from the last time we used this.
I see that Darth Jar Jar picture in the background, John.
roflmao star wars meets stargate...
We need a part 2
That took a turn.
"You are the dumbest, most useless, moronic force dark knight I have ever worked with if you think WE are going to pay for a new ship just because it had some Spiders FINE! Metallic regenerative Spiders! That's called INTENTIONAL DESTRUCTION! That's called FRAUD! That's calleddid you say metallic regenerative spiders... %&$@..."
Insert Dr Who Replicator meme here
Your weapon of war being destroyed in battle is never an insurance claim. Unless this company has pledged to prevent multiversal incursions?
as soon as he said robotic self replicating, i was like hmm,, thata does not end well. then i saw the thumbnail for the vid, and was like ohhhh, fun
That was a good Stargate plug.
If you see replikators, scorched earth is the correct policy.
Sounds like someone should be calling SG1
Lightsabers actually had to be recharged but could go a long time before they died
at first I was thinking they were some sci-fi bug race like the "spiders" from Lost In Space but when they kept talking as if they were normal bugs I started wondering "did...did he run into Skitter or something?"
it almost made hearing replicators a relief: there really aren't a whole lot of characters or factions that deserve to have a Skitter iteration sikked on 'em let alone larger scale implications like the thought of the eldritch horror happily tagging along for the ride squeeing over all that shiny new Data and Conflict her favorite Host is getting into making contact with The Force.
^edit in case you have no idea who I'm talking about: Skitter is basically a bug themed and (at first glance) severely nerfed Squirrel Girl crossed with one of the more grimderp versions of batman with an eldritch horror hardwired into her brain being a surprisingly supportive backseat driver. she likes spiders, tea, remotely decent people, and creative problem solving she is friendly, reasonable, perceptive, thoughtful, enjoys supporting people and helping them build themselves up, and is downright disturbingly tolerant riiight up until you finally tip the scales enough to go from "person" to "problem".
I figured it would've been Replicators or the spiders from Lost In Space. Replicators are definitely the more terrifying route.
Had to look that up.
Oh no.....
this needs a part 2
And 3 and 4 and…lol
At least wasn't the Shadow's ships from Zahadom
Oh, I first thought it was a Necromorph from Dead Space, because blowing up the whole ship to get rid of them would have been a completely legitimate decision but the replicator is so, so much worse. And now someone has to figure out how it got there.... NOT IT!
Then there was that time the replicators evolved and started to look human
I was not expecting an SG-1 reference but it makes sense. If you try to dial an 8 digit address but the wormhole goes through a black hole…
YES finally someone else who has watched Stargate Sg 1
i was thinking spider men but now i am aware of stargate
Sounds like the Replicators from Stargate got loose on his ship lolol.
Villain Hotline idea.
Thragg vs DBZ
John: Hey Thragg? Yeah this is John and I'm calling you because according to our sensors you seem to have crossed over realities. May I ask why?
You're looking for the dragon ba- wait how do you know about the dragon balls? Nappa told you? Nappa!
Nappa: What?
John: Why did you tell Thragg about the dragon balls?
Nappa: They came up while I was setting up his account with us!
John: How?
Nappa: We have a lot in common.
John: Just wha-... Yeah okay I see your point.... Sigh... Sorry about, look Thragg I know you want to use the dragon balls to wish back your people or get revenge on Nolan and the other viltrumites but trust me when I tell you, DON'T!
Thragg:.......
John: Why? Cause I seriously doubt you'll find them, let alone get the chance to use them before you get beaten to a pulp! And that if you're lucky.
I don't care if you're the strongest viltrumite! There are like a dozen fighters in that universe that can crush you like a bug and they all know about the dragon balls!
It doesn't matter if you're going for the Namek set, the Namekians of Namek can contact the ones on Earth and Goku would be there in a literal instant!.... No you can't take him!! He was firing moon busting energy blasts back when he was a kid and now he can probably destroy planets with a blink of an eye! You have no chance against him!..... No, don't go after his family! Why? Cause other than his wife and daughter-in-law, everyone else can beat you silly too.... Thragg if you go after either of those two, the question is who would instantly end you first: Goku, Gohan, Goten or Pan. And probably Piccolo and Majin Buu.
Steven from Hero support here, just dropped in to say OH HELL NO.
Addendum: If i have to I would like to take my two weeks vacation situated immediately, and here is my formal 2 week resignation notice. That is how much i do not want to go out there with Voltron in some vain attempt to stop god's crabs.
This sounds like a job for SG-1! Would love for them to team up with the OT heroes. The Rebels need a Daedalus-class battle cruiser!
Didn't know the replicators got that far
Can we please get a part two of this please I love it.
The bugs take the death star
To be fair I completely understand this occurrence 😅
Time to upsell the Galactic Empire on some shipments of SPAS-12s.
I was thinking it was the replicator spiders from Stargate, not disappointed lol
Time to call Sam and Rodney.
Please tell me there’s a part 2 of this coming out!
What kind of spiders were so bad that vader did what everyone else does
Bro those are replicators! They are the most dangerous race in star gate! Their so bad Vader made the right choice blowing up that damn ship! Let’s hope villain support sends a squad to make sure their ducking dead! ITS SO BAD THEY CAN BEAT THE BORG THATS HOW BAD IT IS
@alexfosberg5798 I looked them up and yep vader made the right choice but HOLY MOLY can you imagine how much damage they do if they got on THE DEATH STAR?
Come on John spiders are scary
I'm pretty sure the most terrifying thing that the Replicators can do is to start assimilating/adapting to Necron tech from Warhammer 40k.
I don't think they would be able to it would be like trying to play a ps5 game with a atari