The Borg vs Miss Frizzle (Version 2 - Starring Miss Frizzle)
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- Опубліковано 21 січ 2024
- John gets a call from the Borg because they’ve encountered an earth vehicle in space… version 2 starring @jodithebusdriver (TikTok/Instagram only) as Miss Frizzle! #borg #startrek #magicschoolbus #missfrizzle
John about to throw himself one the floor and plead like he personally insulted The One Above All and now regrets it 😂
John would have better luck if he had insulted The One Above All & The One Below All at the same time.😁
More like throw 4 of 7 under that bus." I had nothing to do with this, I was just telling them to leave..."
@@gbgamer9474 It's perfectly true. He was! When the truth is on your side, push that true narrative as hard as you can!
"like"?
Right. This was a good one
"Ms. Frizzle, I am so sorry! The Borg Collective is still trying to work out the kinks since removing Deadpool from the hivemind!"😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Yes, that! 😅
And don't ask about what kind of "kinks." This is Deadpool we're talking about.
Maybe borgpool just had a dream where he was late to school.
This is a real "I was not trying to help the clown eat your child." Moment for John
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THIS
... again.
Poor Pennywise...
@christophergromiuk8473 that's what he gets for trying to bite the swim trucks
John, you disappointed Ms. Frizzle. That can't be good.
It's not John's fault the Borg are dumber than a pile of Rocks though...
I think John should be more concerned that she knows him by name.
@mirageart6588 nahh, it's "The Frizz" I guarantee you she knows everyone's names.
The Doctor may be a tech savant, but the Frizz (The Frizz is probably actually River Song if we are honest) is a People Savant.
@@TheRegimentalscot No, not River Song, but I do argue that she is a Galiafraia, like an evolutionary branch sorta like a Time Lord, but not exactly like one.
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How did I never see that?
John having formerly been one of The Frizz's students make sooooooo many other videos make sense 😂
Yeah that is what I jumped to...
That's what I was thinking, too.
Yup. How else would he be so chill with all the weirdness that comes with working for Acme? It's nothing compared to a Frizzle field trip!
"And John, I expected better of you."
Now I imagine John responding with a bit of light apologizing and then says that he was trying to talk the Borg down, and offering the audio recordings because all calls are recorded.
A tense couple of minutes pass as Miss Frizzle looks over the evidence. And lets John off with a warning.
A moment later, the Borg Cube explodes.
"Remember John, nothing is more important than the safety of my children." Miss Frizzle says while giving a cold, calculating, smile.
I mean depending on how apologetic he is she offer advice on how to avoid something like that in the future
@@Drayg0Fireall the while giving him that “I’m not angry just disappointed” look
It'd be a genuine, warm smile that would warm the cockles of the hearts of any child or parent. Terrify the shit out of any villain though. You do not mess with the Frizzle ladies - Professor or Miss.
@@inscrutababble1932 the only time you do is if she gives you permission to mess with her and even then do so cautiously
@@Allantitan *very* cautiously. She takes her role of teaching extremely seriously.
1) awesome that we get to see Miss Frizzle!
2) Please tell me we're getting a part 3 of this!
3) RUN JOHN, RUUUUUN!!!
on top of being a powerful being she is also a country gal running will not help it just amps them up for the kill.
@@orlandobritt1460Would curling up into a ball, begging for mercy, and/or offering up a plate of cornbread, bbq pulled pork, and mashed potatoes have any effect towards appeasement!?
"RUN JOHN, RUUUUUN!!!"?
You want John to _DIE TIRED?!?_
John should be fine if he just explains that he was trying to convince 4 of 7 to leave the school bus and the kids alone, but that, as Ms Frizzle is well aware, the Borg can be uncompromising. She can be very patient and understanding as long as he is assured that he is not a threat, and that the Borg would only be more likely to threaten the kids without him. Well, to try to threaten the kids.
John was being very explicit “leave the bus and students alone. Do not interact with them”.
Ms Frizzle will use this as a teaching moment
And now the thought of John being one of Miss Frizzle's former students is stuck in my head.
Oh my gosh. 😂 Yes! That's it! That's it exactly!!!
@@meganofsherwood3665 It was where I took it, and really none of Ms. Frizzles students grow up to be *Normal* Normal is boring!
@@MirrimBlackfoxtried being normal once and I got so bored it became the best nap I’ve ever had 😂
Iirc, one of her book only students was named John
That makes so much sense with where he ended up working
“And John. I expected better of you”
Never in my life have I needed something so bad and not known until I received it.
Love how they acknowledged the Dr. Who simulates while pointing out that The Frizz and the Bus aren't expressly timelords.
"expressly"
similarities*
And true. I've never seen the Doctor turn into eggs.
I do argue that she is potentially a Galiafraian, like an evolutionary branch sorta like a Time Lord, but not exactly like one. That or related to The Q (but again not *a Q* just related to them).
@MirrimBlackfox Great, now all I can think of is Miss Frizzle vs. Q. You know you want it to happen too.
@@m.l.tankesly2665 she might even be one.
John: I did NOT tell them to use the tractor beam! I was telling them to run!
Mrs frizzle: You know what's sad John, it's sad that I believe you given how some of your clients operate
Miss Frizz, John was telling 4 of 7 to cease all contact to you and the kids. 4 of 7 is just really Dense.
Legal: Jon, why do I have an official TREATY VIOLATION NOTICE on my desk?... Look, I do not care who you throw under the bus, make it go away, hike the rates of whichever of clients caused this, and then have Levi apologize to Ms. Frizzle... with luck that will be enough to de-escalate this mess, and then put in a REMEDIAL VILLIAN TRAINING request for whoever caused this
Accounting: I don’t care how much you and Marketing need to grovel, handle your shit! The last time we pushed her boundries when SOMEBODY let the our Weyland Yutani subcontractors off their leash it resulted in the loss of 42 S Class combat assets. There are assassin guilds that still won’t take my calls. Offer to create a scholarship for blind puppies or something. I don’t care that this isn’t our brand, fix this mess!
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Legal: and word of warning Jon, screw up again like this and I will see to you that you are put on the Chaos Gods project, WITHOUT PROTECTION. I hear a few centuries being driven mad by the Warp is a very enlightening experience.
Janitorial and Maintance is grumbling about the extra hours due to replacing pants and sanitizing due to bio contamination.
Training and Outreach:
You want me to run a Remedial Villain Training for the Borg?! Do you know how many of our Borg collectives won't go to the normal training in the first place? They think they can manage it by assimilating my trainers, which fails because all my trainers TOOK their own training! Then they stopped responding to our meeting invites.
Villain Training, partial attendance, client ejected early after an incident. Remedial Training 1, no attendance. Remedial Training 2, no attendance. Remedial training 3, no attendance.
I can put in a fourth Remedial Training invite if you want, but our only clients with more ignored mandatory trainings are the Youtja.
Where John is like, Miss Brazzle, ma’am, I tried to warn them, and they did not listen to me. I am doing my best here to leave you and your kids alone. Just please have mercy.
John’s going to detention for not informing everyone to never cross Ms. Frizzle’s kids.
Ok, I'm too old for Magic Schoolbus but even *I* was like "Oh, John, start begging NOW" and his stunned expression was the best!
I mean, if the Doctor starts wondering why they're late and decides to come to them, this only gets "better."
"Ohh, look at you lot - Cybermen, but without the big metal shells, brilliant! Oh, and look at that, you weren't all humans, were you? Organics and tech from dozens of species, all jumbled together, I love it! Hold on, what's this, what are you -- oi, you can stop pointing that light at me, you won't be adding Time Lord to the menu if that's your game!
Now me, I can admire a little confidence, but let's be serious, assimilated? Do me a favor! No, you're going to stand right there. Take a look in your database - yes, yes, I can see you're all connected to it, bit of a rubbish hive mind if you ask me - and look up The Doctor. Go on. Ahh, there it is. Now, today's your lucky day, I'm late to see an old friend, so I'll let you off with a warning - run away; pack up this little cube of yours, forget whatever plan you thought you had for this system, and head for home as fast as you can."
@@benstevens44the best part is, I can’t tell if this was supposed to be 10,11,or 12 talking… the dialogue is perfectly written
@@swearfreegamer Aw, thanks, that's nice to hear. I had 11 specifically in mind though, 10 would stop to wonder whether anyone asked to be Borg, 12 would be just a bit more frenetic and disjointed.
@@benstevens44There’s a Legit Comicbook story involving 11th with Amy and Rory
Are we sure that "Miss Frizzle" isn't one of River Song's aliases 🤣
I can only imagine the pure chaos that is VS upper management right about now.
The boss is gonna want to know why there's a rogue borg cube targeting what is effectively a deity of ANY alignment, let alone the Frizz. Luckily it was the good-aligned Miss Frizzle, and not someone else. She's more likely disable to cube and warp right on passed to her destination. The queen will be receiving a harsh letter though on the importance of impulse control. Who am I kidding it's going to be personal visit after the kids get home safely. 🤣
And if their lucky it’ll only be a talk. There’s no telling what she will do if her kids are at risk
Existential Threats: I thought I said, FIX IT. This does not appear to be fixing it. John, Beg. That's the only advice I can give. She has officially shifted into protective mode.
"where is the adult on the bus?"
"manning the -- TURRET?!"
She already knew who it was she was speaking with. yep, that's the frizz for ya. Even a timelord goes nope not gonna happen. something tells me john will be going on a "little" adventure field trip. ''anyone seen john?" Levi: "Yeah, he's spending the next week as a wall in a truck stop bathroom to think about what he's done." "dear god what did he do?" Levi: "Disappointed Miss Frizzle." "Ohhh, yeah that'll do it."
John's response is likely to be "I'm TRYING here, they won't listen to me!"
Just remember John, explain calmly but quickly that you were trying to keep with the accords and in the process of explaining to the Borg to not mess with the magic school bus in anyway shape or form.
Also the Janitorial Staff is taking a sick day, that I assure you is 100% unrelated to the mess Miss Frizzle is capable of causing to any that breaks the accords.
Oh what I would give for this video to be a couple minutes longer. I NEED to see this conversation happen.
Why do I get the feeling John is a former student of hers?
My head can of Miss Frizzle being a Time Lord has been confirmed at least within this Multiverse
There's got to be a part 3, I want to see the not angry but disappointed section of this conversation.
Oh god why can i imagine ms frizzle with that look so well?
John's "Oh no" face.
...the Doctor...
Frizzle is just River Song when she borrows the Tardis and resets the chameleon circuit.
it doesn't have to be aerodynamic, there is no air in space to slow it down.
The ratchet strap got me 🤣.
On boy. 😂 This is amazing.
Sorry, John, you're on your own with this one.
Acme employee handbook clearly states in section 7 subsection B paragraph 3 that "All encounters with the celestial being know as 'Miss Frizzle, the Frizz, or any variations of said name are to be immediately to be handled by throwing our client overboard and beg for forgiveness." So yeah, legal says they're not going to touch this one, and Res is saying that its going to cost double since its considered "employee stupidity"
@@williambrown319 Going to be honest, I skimmed most of the handbook.
I want a part 2 with a discussion about a possible treaty violation.
The treaty between solely Ms.Frizzle and the entire Villain Support Transdimensional Corporation. They are negotiating from a position of weakness.
@@noahmasi9368 It's possible that Ms. Frizzle and Acme are both signatories to the Unseelie Accords. I somehow doubt the Borg would sign on though.
Haha, i cant wait to see John explain to Ms Frizz that he was telling the Borg to leave
She's more of Iris Wildthyme post a regeneration
I still find it funny that they use a magic school bus to teach about science
I mean, as long as the borg ship isn't planning on entering any atmospheres, it shouldn't need to worry about aerodynamics, as space is a frictionless vacuum.
Well seeing John in drag is something I can cross off my bucket list.
That’s not me in the dress
@@villainsupport Whoever it is, she deserves an Acme day. (billed at the regular rates, of course)
Just when I thought this skit couldn't get better
John's look at the end priceless.
Look at the upside Arnold, at least now you know people survive Mrs. frizzell class. :)
Wether they survive Miss Frizzle is another matter entirely.
LOL 🤣😂🤣 the phone call just got hacked by Miss frizzle. Poor John
Ms. Frizzle: At least one of you needs a refresher on why you do not mess with me and you Do Not Mess With My Kids.
John: *silently praying that the Borg get the hint, not sure what to do next*
The Borg: *not only do they not get the hint, but they double down*
John: I am so sorry!
Ms. Frizzle: It’s okay John. *boom goes the Borg*
Levi approaches John's desk with a S.E.G. on his face. He hands John a Bingo card with the names of all the people and entities on the Do not approach/engage list.
John scowls and looks at the card; Levi had a bingo in two directions. Powerpuff Girls, Wade Wilson, Goku AND Vegeta, Magneto, Dresden, Potter, MacGyver and now Ms. Frizzle.
S.E.G. ?
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John's face at the end is priceless! 😂
John, apologize and hide! There is no stopping the Frizz!
Amazing collaboration with Jodi! ❤
well at least its not a school bus that travels through time as its possessed by a lord of Chaos, thats looking for a new housecat.
"I'm Ms. Frizzle. Basically... run!"
I believe that Ms. Frizzle is The Doctors Daughter, the one from the Tennant/10 erra. Maybe took inspiration from her step mom Melody Pond/River Song.
I always thought that the BBC could have used that particular character in a spin-off to tell the stories that the main DW series weren’t able to tell
I'm scared for John suddenly. And that's even knowing that NAPPA is afraid OF John.
Oh god! That's even better than the first one!
I just laughed out loud (in the middle of work!)
I think the collective has spoken. We need more what a great concept.
This is amazing. I love how you guys took the Dr. Who angle and ran with it.
Love this! One small note though: I’m gonna need a better “Seatbelts, everyone!” Excellent costume design and great commentary, would love to see more!
OH good GOD.. MISS FRIZZLE'S A TIME LORD.
More like Q adjacent.
She is potentially a Galiafraian, like an evolutionary branch sorta like a Time Lord, but not exactly like one. That or related to The Q (but again not a Q just related to them). She is her own thing, but yeah in that ballpark.
We need part 2 ASAP
Best teacher line ever “And John, I expected better of you!!!!” No yelling, no name calling, just a shake of the head and pile on the disappointment!!!! So much much harsher!!!! Followed by John saying and I was an adult and she still made me feel 7 years old again!!!!
Its confirmed. Frizzle is a timelord. Also, John should start running now.
No point in running from the Frizz (Or River Song's alias). you'll only die tired.
BAAHAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!! Ohhh john.... Mrs. Frizzle is going to give you detention!
might add this for part 3. still great to see more people and story this is great.
John: "but, i told them not to tractor beam you and warp away the opposite way. the borg was already tractoring by the time i told them to".
This made me ridiculously happy.
The only issue with Miss Miss frizzle is, I’m pretty sure she would have known that aerodynamics is not truly matter in space because there’s not nearly enough things to push against the vehicle because there’s no air in space therefore, no aerodynamics needed aerodynamics is needed for entering an atmosphere and flying an atmosphere
I was about to say this.
Unless it's going into an atmosphere or some kind of vapor trail, a deep ship doesn't need to be aerodynamic in any form.
Bigger concerns are protection from particle strikes, gravity simulation and whatever the heck you need for your magic space drive that somehow lets you ignore the laws of thermodynamics, physics and relativity.
Of course, no mere mortal can TRUELY be as knowledgeable as the actual Miss Frizz. May her retribution against her enemies be swift and surgical in it's application.
John: we are merely advisors, and hold no liability for the actions of our clients. Please dont use ACME as a demonstration on rapid corporate dissolution.
Friz: Now, i thought I taught you better...
he needs to go into profuse apology mode and throw the Borg under the bus to get out of that situation.
I love how the Frizz mentioned the Doctor. I really want the creators of MSB to come out and say that they cannot *legally* call her a Time Lady, despite how much they want to.
So Good, dont mess with the kids, and this wont get messy -Good
We're gonna need a new John! Someone get started on the paperwork.
I am sure Acme can pull a clone out of storage. 😋
Res is saying that its going to cost double because this falls under the "employee stupidity" clause.
@@williambrown319 After reviewing recordings, we have determined that John didn't do anything wrong, he was trying to stop the Borg. Miss Frizzle is in the wrong since she didn't get the facts first. So if she does something to John, she should have to pay medical fees and punitive damages for jumping to conclusions.
- Acme Legal Department
@@jw8160 Aaand I read that in Ugo Lord's voice. What a strange web UA-camShorts weaves.
Oy what did john do he was trying to stop all this.
Miss Frizzle is jumping to conclusions. That is not a good lesson to teach the children. 😞
Johns gotta be like listen I was telling them to leave you alone I know better.
Plot twist Miss frizzle was Johns science teacher
I love this idea! 😅
@@awolf876 well why else would she be disappointed in him lol
HE TRIED TO STOP THEM! Don’t blame him!
Don't mess with the Frizz.
This is amazing! Love the collab. I am so here for part 2!
Loved this version. Be funny if Miss Frizzle is a regeneration of Susan
Yep, aerodynamics talk. Absolutely love that. Like talked about how the engines only have four gears.
John: "Hey now, I'm not involved in this, neither is ACME in anyway! Goodbye 4 of 7, goodbye Ms Frizzle, and both of you have an ACME day" ***doesn't let the acme disclaimer play, just hangs up the line***
my headcanon is that Miss Frizzle is a Time Lord
Oh my god that was great. That was absolutely great for like a throwback to some. We used to watch in a small little section right but she had incalculable power. She was an Omni being in her world, and nothing stopped true and she did it with the smile.
John is thinking, "Oh sh^^"
There are plenty of differences between the MSB and the Tardis, I wouldn't be surprised if the Eldrich Horror( known as Ms. Frizzle) stole the idea of transportation from Dr. Who.
I don't think she'd count as an Eldritch Horror, you don't loose sanity by just being around her. More a Celestial Being of a goodish neutral alignment
@@MirrimBlackfox Then maybe her power comes from the sentient school bus.
OH, to be a heavily armored fly on the wall when she has a little "CHAT" with John about this one....
Nice knowing that borg cube.
Its a paperweight now.
(Morgan Freeman voiceover)
It was at moment that John realized...he done f*cked up
It was at that moment the collective knew they F-ed up
John never stood a chance....
"Please let this be a normal field trip.", with the Frizz NO WAY!!!
"Who designs a spacecraft with less aerodynamics than a toaster?" This has to be one of the top 5 best lines of dialog in all of fiction. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! was so waiting for a version 2 :D
3 minutes and a few seconds in, maybe more, And you already have a bots. Anyway this version with Ms frizzle is way funnier to visualize.
OH MY LORD THIS IS AWESOME! LOVE IT!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ms Frizzle is about to smackdown the Borg! Please let there be a part 2 with Ms Frizzle!
Definitely want a part 3
I love that she friends with the doctor! 😂
Are we sure she isn't actually River Song having a bit of fun? 😂
Very fun, and the Canadian Frizz is adorable! I love the ridiculous lack of self awareness of her driving a bus in space and throwing shade at the aerodynamic design of a space vessel that is so large it never enters an atmosphere.😂
Miss Frizzle and The Doctor working together. That will be both Educational and Entertaining ... and Absolutely terrifying for any hostiles.
So... John was a student of said school with said teacher and said bus? If so, he will have to send a LOT of apples to miss Frizzle to make up for it. Even if it's not his fault.
Nappa: No, NO! Last time I went to deliver something to her I was put on detention AND I HAD NEVER EVEN SEEN THE CRAZY LADY BEFORE!!!!
I mean, there's no air, they don't NEED aerodynamics. It's why Star Furies in Bablyon 5 are such brutal, horrific beasts.
Also, because they have engines going BOTH WAYS, so they can literally fly backwards.
So not only are the Borg in trouble, so is John. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can't wait to watch this conference call! :)
4 of 7, don’t mess with a Q, that didn’t go well for you, the last few times you tried it.
😂😂😂 awww poor John
And the award for best teacher in a cosmic class life or death scenario....yes really... Is once again, Miss Frizzle!