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  • Опубліковано 30 лип 2024
  • download the run - speeddemosarchive.com/demo.pl?...
    Author's comments - speeddemosarchive.com/Mario64.... (Hope you can read Japanese).
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    That's right people, a 0-Star speed run on console, in real time. This is a single-segment run by FunilaSM64.
    Link to SDA - speeddemosarchive.com/

КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @jorgesolano92
    @jorgesolano92 8 років тому +3986

    "Mom can I play on my N64?... Yes but only 10 minutes"... And then...

  • @blackmamaweegee
    @blackmamaweegee 7 років тому +3410

    Peach: The power of the Stars has restored to the castle
    Mario: well umm ya see the thing is

    • @mathiaselias4852
      @mathiaselias4852 7 років тому +69

      Blackmamaweegee coincidentally I read this comment at that exact part of the video

    • @benjennings7556
      @benjennings7556 7 років тому +15

      Mathias Elias OMG SAME LOL

    • @thetoothpasteman2735
      @thetoothpasteman2735 7 років тому +3

      speedruns xD

    • @Wtahc
      @Wtahc 7 років тому +19

      Wow, what a funny, original comment!

    • @LunarKeyn
      @LunarKeyn 7 років тому

      POKER ANARCHY

  • @luigidollmcshorts168
    @luigidollmcshorts168 5 років тому +649

    Dear Mario:
    Please come to the Castle. The police are waiting, I told them you murdered your brother. You have to turn yourself in.
    Peach ♥️

    • @viktorsteiger3788
      @viktorsteiger3788 4 роки тому +18

      How did you come here so FAST

    • @sealflip
      @sealflip 4 роки тому +5

      This is from Something about Mario 64 (Terminal Montage)

    • @X6Shiroi9X
      @X6Shiroi9X 4 роки тому +8

      SO LONG GAY BOWSER

    • @LegHair2008
      @LegHair2008 4 роки тому +3

      First time I saw that I looked back to darkest Mario darkly bits

    • @mikaelpetronius3106
      @mikaelpetronius3106 3 роки тому +1

      Omg lol haha

  • @rafaynoman1180
    @rafaynoman1180 5 років тому +2629

    I cant believe how accurate terminal montages animation was.

  • @kartztw
    @kartztw 5 років тому +958

    Game developers: you must get enough stars to enter each boss and ultimately complete the game.
    Speed runners: Or....

    • @cookieblobber
      @cookieblobber 4 роки тому +23

      Developers: Did you try getting some stars?
      Speed Runners: *p e r h a p s*

    • @kivets
      @kivets 4 роки тому +11

      The best part is that it’s never gonna be patched because if the age of the game

    • @smolfaic6214
      @smolfaic6214 4 роки тому +2

      Nintendo: Can you get the stars to defeat bowser and save the princess
      Speed Runners: nah I don’t really feel like it

    • @ayhemmayhem
      @ayhemmayhem 4 роки тому +3

      Or:YAHHOOOO

    • @DryBowser4523
      @DryBowser4523 4 роки тому +1

      Hehe I’m your 600th like

  • @zachreligious629
    @zachreligious629 7 років тому +2050

    peach: babe come over
    mario: i can't i need 120 stars
    peach: my parents aren't home
    result:

  • @BLXXDY
    @BLXXDY 5 років тому +803

    Game: collect the stars
    Mario: We don't do that here

    • @teo3784
      @teo3784 5 років тому +9

      Mario : YAHOOOOO

    • @TripleB87
      @TripleB87 5 років тому +12

      Mario: No, I don't think I will.

    • @TinyGumba
      @TinyGumba 4 роки тому +3

      YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAOOOOO

    • @cay7809
      @cay7809 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @cay7809
      @cay7809 4 роки тому

      We don’t do that here

  • @DRAGONMASTER412
    @DRAGONMASTER412 5 років тому +555

    Imagine being bowser. You spent months planning the perfect complex deadly boss levels just to hear Mario Yahoo and yipee his way through them

    • @xX_SirVal_Xx777
      @xX_SirVal_Xx777 4 роки тому +5

      LMAO

    • @tlof19
      @tlof19 4 роки тому +12

      Through is a strong term. Implies he came into contact. Bypassed is more accurate.

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 4 роки тому +3

      *NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COLLECT ALL THE STARS*

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 3 роки тому +5

      @@tlof19 From a plot perspective, Mario yeeted himself with the force of a cannonball right through the castle's walls.
      Through being the correct word to use.

    • @alexanderchristopher4151
      @alexanderchristopher4151 3 роки тому +6

      @@Dexuz Okay but see, from a spatial perspective, he went around the walls. Now I know what you're thinking: Isn't that just through but with extra steps? To answer that, we need to talk about Parallel Universes.

  • @weedwizard9506
    @weedwizard9506 8 років тому +2693

    Mario really wanted that cake ...

    • @Tide2703
      @Tide2703 8 років тому +10

      lmao

    • @Jason-ft9gg
      @Jason-ft9gg 8 років тому +71

      he wanted that plump juicy sweet peach.....if you know what I mean

    • @Tide2703
      @Tide2703 8 років тому +39

      +Jason He wanted that peach creamy(insert Lenny face)

    • @Jason-ft9gg
      @Jason-ft9gg 8 років тому +69

      Mario gave her his spicy Italian sausage

    • @axylorionfredrick
      @axylorionfredrick 8 років тому +30

      Too bad the cake was a lie!

  • @Richyman397
    @Richyman397 7 років тому +2280

    Peach: "The power of the stars is restored to the castle"
    Mario: "What stars?"

    • @Richyman397
      @Richyman397 7 років тому +108

      KingJazzaD12 lol no wait even better
      Mario: Bitch do you know how electricity works?

    • @d_cherryboi
      @d_cherryboi 7 років тому +6

      HAHAHAH

    • @meguminrrtyui958
      @meguminrrtyui958 7 років тому

      hahaha

    • @adriel00123
      @adriel00123 7 років тому

      Richard Vasquez lol

    • @Dougy
      @Dougy 7 років тому +12

      Richard Vasquez Comment Stealer

  • @LeanDot_
    @LeanDot_ 5 років тому +2817

    Bowser: NO! You're supposed to collect ALL THE STARS!, YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING.

    • @charlesseigfriedclarksteph1186
      @charlesseigfriedclarksteph1186 5 років тому +82

      Super LeandroYT hahahahahahahhahhahahahaahahah you came from the video

    • @guy6327
      @guy6327 5 років тому +96

      *YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO*

    • @cobalt318
      @cobalt318 5 років тому +46

      I see you came from terminal montage eh?

    • @ksucedegusano
      @ksucedegusano 5 років тому +28

      *SO LONG GAY BOWDYBVGKCSTLJ*

    • @frenzzyleggs
      @frenzzyleggs 5 років тому +10

      *-proceeds to get tossed into mines in less than a minute-*

  • @antoniasalinas513
    @antoniasalinas513 6 років тому +439

    10:54 when you realize you can move the camera during the end credits

  • @darthdistortion1934
    @darthdistortion1934 6 років тому +722

    Must have been scary for bowser. Within the first 10 minutes of claiming the castle, all you can hear are demonic repeated yells of YAHOOYAHOO HOOHOOHOOYAHOOYAHOO HOO HOO
    and then out of nowhere he's chucked into bombs like paranormal activity

  • @RailesMusic
    @RailesMusic 6 років тому +1880

    Mario: what are these places in the end credits?
    Peach: Why, those are the places you visited on your journey right?
    Mario: Uhhhh... Totally!

  • @johnfranks19
    @johnfranks19 5 років тому +611

    I respect speed runners, because they actually make an excellent work finding glitches and shortcuts. But I only wonder the amount of time they had to spend checking surfaces and different jumps in order to get over a certain spot. How can you even try to imagine to do something like that to see what's the result? Indeed, only the best can do that. Congratulations people!

    • @lucianocastrogiovanni2879
      @lucianocastrogiovanni2879 5 років тому +93

      Much of it is luck, rarely do you look for the glitches themselves. In that sense, you have to admire the Speedrun community, for collectively sharing the glitches they come accross, which slowly get compiled into what ultimately is the world record. In a sense, the WR speedrunner is carrying the flag of the work of thousands, across decades of encountering bugs and glitches. Trully awe inspiring.

    • @hornetsilksong
      @hornetsilksong 5 років тому +27

      Some glitches require some crazy skill to pull off too, and during a speedrun they have to pull it off on the first few tries or lose precious time

    • @serophite
      @serophite 4 роки тому +13

      well actually glitches like this were discovered in tool assisted speedrunners

    • @juanjoserodriguezvera2405
      @juanjoserodriguezvera2405 4 роки тому +4

      They have no life

    • @bungersinyourarea
      @bungersinyourarea 2 роки тому

      @@juanjoserodriguezvera2405 stfu, like you have any inkling of any skill comparable to the accuracy and precision demanded of good run

  • @davidacuna9805
    @davidacuna9805 5 років тому +241

    “You’re supposed to collect all the stars! You’re ruining everything !” -bowser

    • @shikutox4706
      @shikutox4706 5 років тому +11

      Mario: so long *GAY BOWSER*

    • @ksucedegusano
      @ksucedegusano 5 років тому

      @@shikutox4706 bowser: AAAH!

    • @Puzzlecobra
      @Puzzlecobra 5 років тому

      @@ksucedegusano boom

    • @PanchoGDMKWii
      @PanchoGDMKWii 5 років тому

      I saw this comment before but with more lines, am I crazy?

    • @xuanweili2477
      @xuanweili2477 5 років тому

      Shikuto X4 did he actually called bowser gay or was it king bowser 😂😂😂

  • @personalejcr
    @personalejcr 8 років тому +706

    The SWAT could learn a lot from mario, solved a hostage situation in 6 minutes

    • @bolima100
      @bolima100 8 років тому +1

      Needs more likes :D

    • @druid5931
      @druid5931 8 років тому +1

      You made my day

    • @wowza935
      @wowza935 8 років тому +44

      +Logan Bourque Cuz that's what we need. ppl with guns that can clip into my bathroom

    • @forgotaboutthisaccountlol
      @forgotaboutthisaccountlol 8 років тому +2

      +Nick debenedetto XD

    • @bluons4828
      @bluons4828 7 років тому

      Personalejcr xD

  • @jamestarrou3685
    @jamestarrou3685 7 років тому +971

    If I knew how to do this back in the day, I would be the coolest kid in school.

    • @sellosqueez6278
      @sellosqueez6278 7 років тому +34

      R4ndomGamer03 b r o w s e r

    • @forktruckbill9446
      @forktruckbill9446 7 років тому +4

      Imagine all the snatch you'd get?

    • @logankimpel1964
      @logankimpel1964 6 років тому

      James Tarrou that is true It now the people has more knowledge in this game because 8t has been out for so long and the people know where to go and what to do and yess I do agree with u u will be the coolest kid

    • @EaZea
      @EaZea 6 років тому

      The only problem I ha e doing this is speedrunning the browser levels, I can do the lblj and the bblj fine and the stair blj too

    • @2g4guy
      @2g4guy 6 років тому

      Unknow
      Which browser? Internet Explieer, Mozilla Firefox, or Chrome.

  • @alancavinal539
    @alancavinal539 5 років тому +471

    *SO LONG GAY BOWSER THANK YOU FOR PLAYING MY GAME*

  • @VolpeWhereAreYou
    @VolpeWhereAreYou 4 роки тому +186

    after beating this game over 20x now I see this guy beating it in 6 minutes

  • @DeSinc
    @DeSinc 7 років тому +1924

    credits for this run are basically "look at all the wonderous places you didn't go to!"

    • @thespearmeister2251
      @thespearmeister2251 6 років тому +12

      Hmm what on Earth are all these places? :O

    • @nermoxd6295
      @nermoxd6295 6 років тому +26

      Didn’t think I’d find you here

    • @boccitapes
      @boccitapes 6 років тому +8

      Just do a ABH to do it

    • @JHooligan5612506
      @JHooligan5612506 6 років тому +4

      Hey I know you.

    • @Rudi361
      @Rudi361 6 років тому +3

      Not its a Trailer for the next game!

  • @khaotix64
    @khaotix64 9 років тому +461

    "The power of the stars has been restored to the castle"
    Oh I knew I forgot something...

    • @Halloweenharen
      @Halloweenharen 9 років тому

      xD

    • @boutanutrn
      @boutanutrn 9 років тому +19

      fecman94Playthroughs
      I have 1 star 28 coins, will that help?

    • @elisttm
      @elisttm 8 років тому +4

      +Daisy Duke Fishron
      "Wait seriously"
      *world in background in flames and destruction*
      Dufaq mario

    • @Flasheur
      @Flasheur 8 років тому +1

      +Daisy Duke Fishron oooh the bowser submarine one right?

    • @Claytonface
      @Claytonface 8 років тому

      +fecman94Playthroughs Plot twist: She is the power of the stars.

  • @NicoTheBear64
    @NicoTheBear64 5 років тому +92

    A game that took me weeks to finish has been conquered in less than 10 minutes...it’s beautiful.

  • @AndrewAhlfield
    @AndrewAhlfield 5 років тому +44

    Peach: "We need to bake Mario a cake!" Mario: "Wait, I thought you already had... That's why I rushed over here."

  • @________1371
    @________1371 7 років тому +1457

    i remember when kids respected the stars

    • @f1auf
      @f1auf 5 років тому +18

      welcome to the future

    • @ilovekatsumi
      @ilovekatsumi 5 років тому +1

      @@f1auf oof

    • @Niko0902
      @Niko0902 5 років тому +26

      The future is now, old man.

    • @thewarriorrlsh
      @thewarriorrlsh 5 років тому +1

      I still run 16 star.... Because I suck and can't do zero star

    • @user-nl1nz8nn1f
      @user-nl1nz8nn1f 5 років тому +1

      The Future is now bois!

  • @psyachu
    @psyachu 7 років тому +2671

    Bowser: That stupid mario needs 8 stars to get here, I can take time to set up my pla- WHAT IS HE DOING HERE ALREADY?
    20 seconds later
    Bowser: Okay, he needs, like, 30 stars to get here and I have that barrier. I think I'm safe here for a wh- HOW!? HOW IS HE HERE ALREADY!?
    20 more seconds later
    Bowser: Alright, I'm safe here. He needs 70 stars to get to me and I have that endless staircase as a failsafe. I just need to start planning and th- FUCK, WHY IS HE HERE?! WHY?!
    That night in the castle bar:
    Drunk Bowser: He got through my blockades like some he was possessed by a demon. I would just hear "HOO HOO HOO HOO" and boom, he's there. I didn't even have time to breath! And to top it all off, he called me gay! *cries in his drink*

    • @DarkenHead
      @DarkenHead 7 років тому +66

      psyachu best comment ever

    • @mr.unlucky458
      @mr.unlucky458 7 років тому +30

      psyachu This is still my favorite

    • @tamales5863
      @tamales5863 7 років тому +7

      Juan Gutierrez OMG same last name

    • @warcome3459
      @warcome3459 7 років тому +14

      psyachu i love this

    • @kawaiikahrina2195
      @kawaiikahrina2195 7 років тому +34

      psyachu This comment is more than worthy to get this amount of likes xD Masterpiece xD

  • @TheCoolerHKR
    @TheCoolerHKR 5 років тому +526

    Terminal Montage Jeremy brought me here...heh

  • @notsocoolguy8492
    @notsocoolguy8492 5 років тому +80

    Super Mario N64: You can't go through this door unless you get a certain amount of stars.
    Speedrunners: *OBSERVE*

  • @liamgurney3802
    @liamgurney3802 8 років тому +486

    1:22 Ya hoo
    YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOO!!!!

  • @millertyme1st
    @millertyme1st 8 років тому +693

    When Peach says her parents are gone for the weekend but you have to mess up Bowser first.

    • @Delita45
      @Delita45 8 років тому +6

      I laughed harder than I should have

    • @AntonioM8
      @AntonioM8 8 років тому +2

      this is basically what you just said, when peach says her parents are gone for the weekend but you're gay.

    • @gamezonic
      @gamezonic 8 років тому +3

      lol

    • @francastilla9879
      @francastilla9879 7 років тому +1

      Josh Miller hahahahahahahahahaahaha

    • @ArceoInfinity
      @ArceoInfinity 6 років тому

      silver1000n2 Lol

  • @_Arout
    @_Arout 5 років тому +271

    5:43
    Bowser: HAHA YOU CAN'T GET TROUGH MY INFINITE STAIRS!!! YOU HAVE 0 STARS, NOOB!!
    Mario: YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO
    Bowser: *Wait??? What are you doin'?!?!?!?*
    Mario: YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOOOOOO, OH
    *Bowser left the game*

  • @Sauceboss613
    @Sauceboss613 5 років тому +182

    Nintendo: With our new 64 MB cartridges, we can make games that can be played for hours on end.
    SpeedDemonsArchive:lmao yeet

    • @GatoObeso200
      @GatoObeso200 4 роки тому

      SpeedDemonsArchive: Hold My *Yahoo*

    • @altacon2901
      @altacon2901 4 роки тому +1

      SpeedDemonsArchive haha mario go yahoo

    • @CDJAM-webm
      @CDJAM-webm 3 роки тому +1

      Funila actually did the run

    • @stolensentience
      @stolensentience 3 роки тому

      64 bit refers to the cpu. But this is funny nonetheless.

    • @Sauceboss613
      @Sauceboss613 3 роки тому

      @@stolensentience the maximum storage space of the best N64 cartridge is 64 MB.

  • @carterstubel8722
    @carterstubel8722 8 років тому +1798

    this man disrespected my childhood

    • @myanes73
      @myanes73 8 років тому +91

      Thought your uncle did a good job on that! *cue loud ass fucking dank airhorns*

    • @Newbyte
      @Newbyte 8 років тому +3

      +Manuel Yanes Ha-ha

    • @FoxtrotGolfLima
      @FoxtrotGolfLima 8 років тому +16

      Could've been a woman, I'm triggered.

    • @Redtecho
      @Redtecho 8 років тому +9

      Ya Hoooo YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA HOOOOOO

    • @firecraft1zt414
      @firecraft1zt414 8 років тому +8

      ROASTED

  • @BitSmallX3
    @BitSmallX3 9 років тому +671

    Peach: "the power of the stars has returned to the castle"
    Mario: "lol, what stars?"

    • @epicstacker413
      @epicstacker413 9 років тому +2

      BitSmallX3 Well...One star. The star he got at the end.

    • @epicstacker413
      @epicstacker413 9 років тому

      BitSmallX3 Well...one star. The star he got at the end.

    • @Aeonsmagicks
      @Aeonsmagicks 9 років тому

      BitSmallX3 "restored to the castle"...

    • @lightbowminecraft9212
      @lightbowminecraft9212 9 років тому +57

      "The power of the glitch has returned to the castle"

    • @wespergamingftw8117
      @wespergamingftw8117 9 років тому

      LightBow Minecraft XD

  • @periclod1877
    @periclod1877 5 років тому +17

    "hey man, want to play some Mario 64? We can switch off every time we collect a star or something" *this guy* _" alright just let me go first"_

    • @FrostNapCat
      @FrostNapCat Рік тому

      I have that one nice friend who got 2 TV's and 2 N64's and I only need to bring my own Controller and a game so we could play each a singleplayer game at the same time

  • @AzakielRuns
    @AzakielRuns 5 років тому +104

    1998: "If I do a couple of stars a day, and with a little bit of luck, I may get 70 stars and beat the last Bowser in just a month"
    Now: "Lmao let's just jump backwards really quick with this red hat character and beat this game in 6 minutes I don't care anymore"

  • @BrutalCarnage666
    @BrutalCarnage666 8 років тому +524

    Peach-"Mario the power of the stars is restored to the castle" Mario-"lol bitch what stars?"

  • @jimberthimbert7292
    @jimberthimbert7292 9 років тому +534

    What's Mario's favorite search engine?
    "YAHOO YAHOO YAYAYAYYAYAYAHOOOOOO"

    • @skw4035
      @skw4035 9 років тому +19

      What is the coins favorite search engine BING BING BING

    • @tommylowe6810
      @tommylowe6810 9 років тому +13

      What's an Everyone Else's favourite search engine?
      It's Google.

    • @SirItchyTasty
      @SirItchyTasty 9 років тому +1

      Booble is also good. :)

    • @JumboDS64
      @JumboDS64 9 років тому

      Jimbert Himbert hohohohaha

    • @darkphoenix669
      @darkphoenix669 8 років тому +4

      marios favorite porn so long gay bowser

  • @AstorEzequiel
    @AstorEzequiel 5 років тому +66

    2:04
    "Woah, that was fast"

    • @jackma77
      @jackma77 5 років тому +1

      Astor Ezequiel that's what she said 😂 😂 :'(

    • @AstorEzequiel
      @AstorEzequiel 5 років тому +2

      * processing... *
      .
      .
      .
      OH! Sorry, buddy :c

    • @amphibian1658
      @amphibian1658 5 років тому +2

      Insert *that was easy meme*

    • @gayfurry5287
      @gayfurry5287 5 років тому +1

      *_S O L O N G G A Y B O W S E R_*

    • @lucario7version2.08
      @lucario7version2.08 5 років тому

      Terminal- You already know where that comment came from!

  • @symtech2210
    @symtech2210 5 років тому +20

    Peach: thanks for restoring the power stars
    Mario: dafuq are power stars

  • @thegoldendeer1208
    @thegoldendeer1208 6 років тому +1059

    Take a shot every time he says:
    Yahoo

    • @unruh_8470
      @unruh_8470 6 років тому +34

      You will be drunk asf

    • @azestical6566
      @azestical6566 6 років тому +86

      TheGoldenDeer I don’t wanna die

    • @Hithere-uz6wd
      @Hithere-uz6wd 6 років тому +29

      or if you are under the drinking age drink soda you will die from Alcohol poisioning and if you are under 18 you will die from diabetees

    • @tihatme
      @tihatme 6 років тому +12

      I'm sorry I'm under 17 the worst drink is pepsi.

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 6 років тому +1

      +Hi there
      I'll substitute for milk. XD

  • @lukashaushalter4341
    @lukashaushalter4341 7 років тому +519

    Peach : The powers of the stars is restored to the castle
    Mario : Wait... There was stars to collect ?!

    • @Mario4736
      @Mario4736 5 років тому +4

      Were* idiot

    • @thedoge492
      @thedoge492 5 років тому +10

      @@Mario4736 when grammar nazi trying to be a smartass

    • @SoulFoxie
      @SoulFoxie 5 років тому +1

      Grammar aside,he still got the big star at the end,so at least that's SOME power restored to the castle? (You can think of it like the Grand Star from Mario Galaxy)

    • @scoots291
      @scoots291 5 років тому

      You meant star right princess toadstool as in singular.

    • @Mario4736
      @Mario4736 5 років тому +2

      @Kawaii Eye wtf its plural. so "were"

  • @miqsah7817
    @miqsah7817 5 років тому +109

    Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come over?"
    Me: "Can't, I'm playing Super Mario 64."
    Girlfriend: "But I've baked a cake for you."
    Me:

    • @bullyzelda5981
      @bullyzelda5981 5 років тому +5

      Cringe

    • @M3lw4r3
      @M3lw4r3 5 років тому +8

      I'm unsure if you mean that's how you go to get your "princess cake", or that's how fast you beat the game to meet your gf, but both works lol

    • @GatoObeso200
      @GatoObeso200 4 роки тому

      Bro, You just posted cringe.

    • @GabrielAlcala956
      @GabrielAlcala956 4 роки тому

      so cringey

    • @adrianionescu5569
      @adrianionescu5569 4 роки тому

      Me: You want to put hypno-shades on me, right?

  • @urkutipeter2732
    @urkutipeter2732 5 років тому +19

    Einstein:Light is the fastest thing on earth.
    Mario: hold my beer!

  • @brandonbugbee5309
    @brandonbugbee5309 9 років тому +237

    when peach say her parents out...

  • @exadien3991
    @exadien3991 6 років тому +865

    It takes me less than 6 minutes to get 0 stars

    • @tdkumon
      @tdkumon 5 років тому +104

      I can get 0 stars without buying the game

    • @FalB27
      @FalB27 5 років тому +23

      I can get 0 stars without starting a file!

    • @FalB27
      @FalB27 5 років тому +3

      @Koro... Somone really believed that this kiddo could do this in less than 6 mins...

    • @FalB27
      @FalB27 5 років тому +9

      @Koro DAMMIT.

    • @FalB27
      @FalB27 5 років тому +8

      @@eldareisk actually you are wrong.
      Woosh is the sound of a joke going around your head.
      He did a joke.
      I didn't understand it.
      Ez.

  • @BegitoBrah
    @BegitoBrah 6 років тому +64

    "I've never done nor watched a speedrun and i can't do this so it's tas."

    • @Hithere-uz6wd
      @Hithere-uz6wd 6 років тому

      it isnt tho

    • @Hithere-uz6wd
      @Hithere-uz6wd 6 років тому

      also if you have never watched a speedrun how do you know what tas is?

    • @BegitoBrah
      @BegitoBrah 6 років тому +21

      It was sarcasm

    • @BegitoBrah
      @BegitoBrah 6 років тому

      Tas is making a computer show perfect imputs at the perfect time for maximum efficiency

    • @MattTheCommenter
      @MattTheCommenter 6 років тому +11

      He's quoting it from the idiots who think this is TAS

  • @13luejay18
    @13luejay18 5 років тому +23

    Peach: bowser has kidnapped me! Can you come and help?!
    Mario: yea be there in a sec *snorts cocaine* Y-Y-YAAHHOOO

    • @Alex-pq4vp
      @Alex-pq4vp 4 роки тому +5

      *Speed demon has been awaken*

  • @psigreen3864
    @psigreen3864 8 років тому +350

    I think we found our first TAH.
    Tool assisted human

    • @NukTap
      @NukTap 8 років тому +12

      you mean cyborg?

    • @BetaMaster2
      @BetaMaster2 8 років тому +2

      grobyc

    • @liamgurney3802
      @liamgurney3802 8 років тому +1

      +Jack Newton terminator?

    • @NukTap
      @NukTap 8 років тому +1

      FLINTSTONES?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

    • @commentator3513
      @commentator3513 7 років тому +1

      GreenStone01
      awgh...
      FLEENSTONES

  • @oni7488
    @oni7488 9 років тому +153

    Don't bother baking another cake. The one you made earlier is still good!

    • @loganbond7188
      @loganbond7188 9 років тому +29

      Yeah, still warm

    • @ockertoustesizem1234
      @ockertoustesizem1234 9 років тому +12

      Logan Bond ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @yoda06435
      @yoda06435 9 років тому +4

      Oni Neko THE CAKE IS A LIE!

    • @noob19087
      @noob19087 9 років тому

      Logan Bond And raw.

    • @TriploonGD
      @TriploonGD 8 років тому

      +noob19087 But dat hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) tho ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

  • @tails-spin0139
    @tails-spin0139 3 роки тому +4

    Peach: "The power of the Stars is restored to the castle, and it's all thanks to you."
    Mario: Yes... right! ...the stars... heheh.

  • @FyreofShadow
    @FyreofShadow 5 років тому +35

    Thats gotta be the best "So long gay Bowser" I've ever seen.

  • @ItzATC
    @ItzATC 8 років тому +772

    Peach: The power stars have been returned to the castle
    Mario: lol wut powr sturs?

    • @elisttm
      @elisttm 8 років тому +95

      o u men thes 28 coinz?

    • @bluedragon3085
      @bluedragon3085 8 років тому +10

      She means the stars at 5:55

    • @christophersoper
      @christophersoper 8 років тому +24

      +Blue Dragon the joke is that he collected no stars

    • @zobbycar2728
      @zobbycar2728 6 років тому

      Someone stole your comment..... That meanie

  • @Wagglezzz
    @Wagglezzz 8 років тому +513

    I like the part where Mario says "Yahoo"

    • @colinmchugh4045
      @colinmchugh4045 8 років тому +20

      So the entire run?

    • @CrossRhodesVII
      @CrossRhodesVII 7 років тому +17

      Sir Feels-a-Lot He Also Says Words Like ''HOOOO'' "YA" "WA" And "So long Gay Bowser!"

    • @pinwin5552
      @pinwin5552 6 років тому

      Also, yahoo yayayayaayayyayayyayyayyyyahooo

  • @jimmer4039
    @jimmer4039 5 років тому +212

    Who came from the animated version

  • @ThePolulos
    @ThePolulos 5 років тому +39

    let's never forget when Mario mastered Ultra Instinct

  • @FengTooth
    @FengTooth 7 років тому +924

    *saves the kingdom in 6 minutes and gets some cake* fucked up

    • @officerspooder
      @officerspooder 7 років тому +15

      RapTRz- / Paragon Vids atleast some head

    • @atf_huskyy6447
      @atf_huskyy6447 6 років тому +4

      RapTRz- lol

    • @xXAjaxXx
      @xXAjaxXx 6 років тому +18

      At least give the man some Peach pie, come on now...

    • @cm5g
      @cm5g 6 років тому +4

      RapTRz- #awhellnaw

    • @cm5g
      @cm5g 6 років тому +4

      RapTRz- #awhellnooooo

  • @Lykyk
    @Lykyk 8 років тому +621

    I still can't get over how fucking crisp the controls were for such an early 3d game

    • @LonewolfWRX
      @LonewolfWRX 8 років тому +45

      if you think about this is the best parkour game out there lol

    • @BennyMKW
      @BennyMKW 8 років тому +31

      +NFSLatino5 he said he can't believe how crisp the controls were... nothing about it being the best of anything

    • @iLikeMonkeys1232
      @iLikeMonkeys1232 8 років тому +8

      but it was on an emulator

    • @Lykyk
      @Lykyk 8 років тому +51

      Adam Keszeli
      Games which are shitty to control on the real console are shitty to control on an emulator as well, my friend

    • @iLikeMonkeys1232
      @iLikeMonkeys1232 8 років тому +3

      Save states exist too

  • @stevenv9451
    @stevenv9451 5 років тому +243

    fun fact: the name of the Nintendo 64 comes from the fact that N is the 64th letter in the alphabet

  • @Kenny4234
    @Kenny4234 5 років тому +10

    “NO! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COLLECT *ALL* THE STARS! YOU’RE RUINING *EVERYTHING-“*

  • @papertiger4525
    @papertiger4525 7 років тому +306

    Peach: I've baked a cake for you
    Mario, BLJing directly to her: *Y A H O O Y A H O O Y A H O O*

  • @EDDSWORLDMEGAFAN
    @EDDSWORLDMEGAFAN 7 років тому +121

    Can you imagine this from bowsers point of view?
    "BAWHAHAHAH I HAVE KIDNAPPED THE PRINCESS FINALLY AND LAID AN ELABORATE TRAP FOR MARIO!" -Bowser
    *Couple minutes later*
    "Sup bitch" -Mario
    *Years of planning and coordination dismantled in under 7 minutes*

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 6 років тому +2

      HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD

    • @luxian0287
      @luxian0287 5 років тому +3

      EDDSWORLDMEGAFAN
      And also.... "so long gay Bowser"
      The DISRESPECT xD

    • @giochiorato8263
      @giochiorato8263 5 років тому

      Kkkk

  • @MiguelAngel-ij2tk
    @MiguelAngel-ij2tk 5 років тому +230

    Sorry, but TerminalMontage [Jeremey] beat your time. Quite a shame...

    • @justsomebush5669
      @justsomebush5669 5 років тому

      Miguel Angel Tobon Arango Animation. Not actual gameplay.

    • @MiguelAngel-ij2tk
      @MiguelAngel-ij2tk 5 років тому +6

      John Zane ua-cam.com/video/8JtnEUPvpus/v-deo.html

    • @justsomebush5669
      @justsomebush5669 5 років тому +11

      Miguel Angel Tobon Arango Oh that was a joke? I Didn't get it.

    • @thewatcherinthecloud
      @thewatcherinthecloud 5 років тому +31

      TerminalMontage's was a TAS. A Tool Animated Speedrun.

    • @TristalisTRD
      @TristalisTRD 5 років тому +4

      @@thewatcherinthecloud Assisted* not animated

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 6 років тому +4

    2:52
    You know you're short when you have to jump to unlock a door. XD

  • @9jayman0
    @9jayman0 9 років тому +111

    After watching this guy beat bowser in 2 mins vs the Game-grumps like 3 hours my brain is severely hurting.

    • @milof6999
      @milof6999 9 років тому +23

      * 3 years.

    • @FyrenRei
      @FyrenRei 9 років тому +3

      Lol Arin just suck at the game all and all. This guy on the other hand is way more skilled than almost all of the GameGrumps fans for being able to pull off those insane input buffers. Mad respect for the dude, or dudette, whatever the gender of the player is.
      ....
      ....
      ....
      But Aring just sucks at the game, dying from the coffins at Boo's Haunted Mansion was just the most stupid way to die honestly.

    • @9jayman0
      @9jayman0 9 років тому

      He is playing up a little bit for the camera.
      Because his bloodborne game was impressive.

    • @RacistDouche
      @RacistDouche 9 років тому +10

      Arin is a fucking idiot and a douche who thinks he owns the cartoon industry,. Game Grumps would be so much better if it were *Jon* and Danny.

    • @decibelchild
      @decibelchild 9 років тому

      Jacob Johnson i knew about the glitch where you can go up the spiral staircase, found that one out on my own :D
      how the rest of this was figured out is beyond my knowledge...
      i think speed runs should be implemented in ever mario game because it makes it amazing for witty competition yet you can still play the shit out of this game

  • @LuminousLead
    @LuminousLead 10 років тому +30

    And in a sudden turn of fairness, Mario only killed the one directly RESPONSIBLE for all the chaos. As opposed to his usual policy of mass murder.

  • @hamstreak5591
    @hamstreak5591 5 років тому +10

    *NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COLLECT ALL THE STARS! YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!*

  • @minyite1667
    @minyite1667 5 років тому +163

    anyone here from Jeremy’s animation

  • @sewer9137
    @sewer9137 8 років тому +245

    Take a Shot every time Mario says "YA-HOO"

    • @bumbaclause4359
      @bumbaclause4359 8 років тому +38

      R.I.P Liver.

    • @NukTap
      @NukTap 8 років тому +17

      my vomit is clocking in at 50 Megabarfs per second

    • @yozora1047
      @yozora1047 8 років тому

      You'll be dead if you tried.

    • @yumarowen
      @yumarowen 8 років тому +2

      let me try !
      *After 2000 shots*
      "I am dead. not a big suprise."

    • @YG--
      @YG-- 8 років тому +5

      would be ok till 1:22

  • @raider6714
    @raider6714 9 років тому +2319

    so long gay bowser

    • @Halloweenharen
      @Halloweenharen 9 років тому +17

      Whats wrong with being homosexuall or even, whats different

    • @Halloweenharen
      @Halloweenharen 9 років тому +15

      K

    • @Naefers
      @Naefers 9 років тому +54

      SuperGingerPowder apparently he's actually saying "so long-ey bowser" because he's italian.. accent.. either way its pretty funny

    • @SuperGingerPowder
      @SuperGingerPowder 9 років тому +7

      Henri Naef I knew that, I've actually explained this exact thing to someone else on another video. I like to watch Mario speed runs. lel

    • @Gamerlives
      @Gamerlives 9 років тому +22

      Bruno Bruno Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi. :P

  • @LonixenSvixen
    @LonixenSvixen 6 років тому

    Woah man! Impressive work! When I clicked on the video I thought it was clickbait. But I got very impressed here at the end! Keep it up, bro!

  • @memevegeta755
    @memevegeta755 6 років тому +1

    This brings back memories from my childhood ahhhhh I loved playing that game so much I miss it so much

  • @smilingchip5192
    @smilingchip5192 7 років тому +276

    "The power of the stars is restored to the castle" yeah about that.....

  • @ariryan8832
    @ariryan8832 8 років тому +119

    Peach: The power of the stars is restored to the castle.
    Mario: Um, yeah, about that...

    • @elisttm
      @elisttm 8 років тому +1

      I have 1 star and 28 coins, though...
      Will that replace the 95 stars I'm supposed to have?

    • @deaththekid922
      @deaththekid922 8 років тому

      +Creeperstorm75
      95 ?

    • @elisttm
      @elisttm 8 років тому

      Minene Uryuu922 I dunno

    •  8 років тому

      +Creeperstorm75 *cough* 120 *cough*

    • @arble3223
      @arble3223 8 років тому

      +Creeperstorm75 70 for a casual game, 50 otherwise (BLJ on the endless stairs).

  • @AndrewSilvaVlogs
    @AndrewSilvaVlogs 4 роки тому +5

    this is impressive, i cant imagine how much rage i would experience if i messed one thing up and threw the whole run. Not for the faint of heart

    • @TompaA
      @TompaA 4 роки тому +1

      The current World Record should be even more impressive, since it is a whole minute faster: www.speedrun.com/sm64#0_Star
      Looks to be only 5 seconds due to different timing methods.

    • @eltiolavara9
      @eltiolavara9 Рік тому

      ehh its just 5 minutes its not like its a 2 hour marathon

  • @Q777YT
    @Q777YT 5 років тому +4

    Whew after all those years, now I have come to this final stage.
    "I'm gonna end this man's whole career"

  • @CaterpillarsTV
    @CaterpillarsTV 8 років тому +137

    And all those years I was collecting those GOD DAMN STARS

  • @LAZERFIST
    @LAZERFIST 7 років тому +474

    I like the part where he says "yahoo"

    • @SPIREDOCKLATERRA
      @SPIREDOCKLATERRA 7 років тому +11

      LAZER FIST hilarious and original

    • @LAZERFIST
      @LAZERFIST 7 років тому +3

      EXPANDUS DONGUS Is this the birth of a new epic meme?

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 6 років тому

      my favorite was WONKA

    • @CASS-yd4xk
      @CASS-yd4xk 6 років тому

      Google!

    • @azestical6566
      @azestical6566 6 років тому +1

      LAZER FIST *-YAHOO-*

  • @MeekersMadhouse
    @MeekersMadhouse 6 років тому +2

    This man ran through my childhood in under 7 minutes

  • @antoniasalinas513
    @antoniasalinas513 6 років тому +3

    Wait... so you're telling me only ONE star was able to save the princess all along? WOW THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

  • @canalf007
    @canalf007 8 років тому +73

    Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle.

  • @OmegaZero141
    @OmegaZero141 8 років тому +393

    "SO LONG GAY BOWSER" every time he throws bowser...

    • @M1lesJames
      @M1lesJames 8 років тому

      Same here, I've always thought that as a kid

    • @kemarreece5065
      @kemarreece5065 8 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @jamiecal11
      @jamiecal11 8 років тому +1

      all Italians are homophobic

    • @mvarun2274
      @mvarun2274 8 років тому +13

      its actually "so long king bowser" but they had to compress the audio so the audio got umm.. lets say messed up

    • @tequilexrook
      @tequilexrook 8 років тому +6

      "shalom gay bowser" is what i hear xD

  • @ThatOneGib
    @ThatOneGib 5 років тому +8

    No! You're supposed to collect all the stars! You're ruining everyth-
    *SO LONG GAY BOWREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @natoon994
    @natoon994 6 років тому +3

    I love the fact that the end is just a montage of all the levels he did not do.

  • @anibala.moralessanchez8018
    @anibala.moralessanchez8018 8 років тому +110

    Look at the credits with all the worlds that were never visited.

    • @liquidalb
      @liquidalb 8 років тому +2

      I don't know if you already know, but during the credits, if you plug a controller into P2, you can actually move the camera with the control stick.

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 8 років тому

      +Alberth Juarez (Alb) wait, WHAT!? OH, I'm so trying that out! Thanks, fudge!

  • @Arcinthesky-
    @Arcinthesky- 7 років тому +222

    "So Long, Gay Bowser"

    • @victorpgiron
      @victorpgiron 7 років тому

      I'm dead hahahah

    • @johntobia4169
      @johntobia4169 7 років тому +5

      THATS ALWAYS WHAT I THOUGHT HE SAID WHEN HE THREW HIM NO JOKE

    • @MommyViper
      @MommyViper 7 років тому +2

      Aero hero90 hes actually saying "So long, King Bowser"

    • @frostgremory
      @frostgremory 7 років тому

      Top Doge Master why would Mario say King Bowser and the 2 are enemies, it's ,''So long-a Bowser"

    • @autumn7
      @autumn7 7 років тому

      Marecus no its king bowser get it right because bowser is KOOPA KING

  • @christiangasior4244
    @christiangasior4244 5 років тому +3

    I really have to say that these elite speedrunners like this impress me so much. I'm wired to go through games slower than most people and check every nook and cranny as a sort of OCD thing. Playing fast feels odd to me.

  • @GuestInternet
    @GuestInternet 4 роки тому +6

    Teacher: there is only one way to solve it
    That one asian kid:

  • @josiahrios6716
    @josiahrios6716 8 років тому +76

    I love the Super Mario 64 credits song. So nostalgic.

    • @KevinclarGames
      @KevinclarGames 8 років тому

      +ChoCoNRV or the mario land theme song, o-m-g

    • @mjk1805
      @mjk1805 8 років тому

      +KevinclarGames The Mario Bros 3 Songs!

  • @hisokamorou8320
    @hisokamorou8320 7 років тому +147

    4:37 "so long gay bowser"

    • @HoloShaii
      @HoloShaii 6 років тому +1

      Hisoka Morou king, not gay

    • @GhostsFTW
      @GhostsFTW 6 років тому +1

      HallowedFlux ya I’m pretty sure he knows Mario didn’t actually say gay bowser

    • @SK8R43
      @SK8R43 6 років тому

      ey, not king

    • @caidsavoia5461
      @caidsavoia5461 5 років тому +1

      So long dead meme

    • @mariopokemon955
      @mariopokemon955 5 років тому

      Hisoka Morou "so long-aye Bowser"

  • @ratryox5667
    @ratryox5667 6 років тому

    Holy shit I remember seeing a run in 2007 for 20min and being like WTF and flipping out and nowadays shit like this is being pulled. GG man, may Darbian’s luck bestow you.

  • @twotoned2774
    @twotoned2774 5 років тому

    Great video. I love the no TAS. I remember buying the book on this game to get all 120 stars.

  • @RobtheTerrible
    @RobtheTerrible 9 років тому +112

    I like how during the credits they show all that crap he didn't do.

  • @quillquickcard8824
    @quillquickcard8824 8 років тому +518

    I used to think I was good at Super Mario 64. Then I saw this. Wow.

    • @Datectd
      @Datectd 8 років тому +6

      thats Glitch Using and only training, not good ;)

    • @quillquickcard8824
      @quillquickcard8824 8 років тому +102

      Exploiting opportunity and training are the definition of mastering an art.

    • @Henrix1998
      @Henrix1998 7 років тому +1

      Quill Quickcard But doing something again and again is boring

    • @Altiazio
      @Altiazio 7 років тому +3

      Henrix98 best example is isai and smash

    • @tylarshadows774
      @tylarshadows774 6 років тому +2

      Quill Quickcard thats not skill its glitching

  • @scuba6754
    @scuba6754 5 років тому +1

    10:56 when your having a full body spasm but your hand still is holding the mouse and is swiping it on the ground

  • @purplepotatochip4500
    @purplepotatochip4500 4 роки тому +4

    Me: skips ahead -
    10 seconds
    Also me: wait he won already?

  • @trvsvp5734
    @trvsvp5734 7 років тому +130

    That Bowser portrait always terrified me, the eyes pierced into my soul

    • @BanditLeader
      @BanditLeader 7 років тому +26

      what soul?

    • @eonchaosorder4662
      @eonchaosorder4662 7 років тому +11

      Yung Ryu Flexmore. sorry to involve pokemon but seems you need a burn heal

    • @rimilnazario3313
      @rimilnazario3313 6 років тому

      How bout the Ds one

    • @ashanark5782
      @ashanark5782 6 років тому +4

      In my opinion, Super Mario 64 was the last Mario game to attempt to make Bowser scary, or give him any sort of mystical quality. The Endless Stair, the way he talks to you from nowhere, the darkness up near the final portrait, and the relatively fearsome portrait itself are all signs of this. Ever since SM64 Bowser always has some sort of comical quality to him to take the edge off.

    • @protoman1365
      @protoman1365 6 років тому +1

      Ashanark I’m a 21 year old man, and when I hear that jingle that plays when you try to go into a door you’re not allowed in (koopa’s message plus laugh), I literally feel super uneasy inside. I hated it as a kid, and I can’t stand it now.

  • @luciancrosby6331
    @luciancrosby6331 8 років тому +253

    'So long, gay Bowser!'

    • @christopherduncan3813
      @christopherduncan3813 8 років тому

      +Lucian Crosby No he's saying a phrase in Italian "Shalam le Bowser"

    • @dirk2231
      @dirk2231 8 років тому +11

      no, he´s not.

    • @catangelthing
      @catangelthing 8 років тому

      +Dirk Servaas considering Mario is Italian he is.

    • @rebellady8306
      @rebellady8306 8 років тому

      You heard that too? 😂😂

    • @NukTap
      @NukTap 7 років тому +1

      so long, eh bowser?

  • @xtendo_64
    @xtendo_64 3 роки тому +2

    When mario said "YAHOO!" I felt that.

  • @apj501st
    @apj501st 5 років тому +73

    TerminalMontage [Jeremey]
    brought me here lol