Surprisingly, when this TAS did come out in late 2007, so many people on these forums which were used to talk about games went crazy and gave this massive support. It took them around 14 years (or more i forgot) to finally reach this point where they can actually say its possible to beat the greatest game on the N64 and one of the best in the world without a single star. But there still was people calling it fake ofc.
You can open it with 0 stars. The problem is that it teleports you back to the beginning of the stairs each time you're like halfway there. So you get enormous speed and just pass through the teleport trigger without teleporting
Just imagine having an elaborate plan to kidnap a royal, all other attempts have failed. But this time, instead of taking the princess to your castle, you took over her castle and the power running it. You hide these power stars in paintings, all of which are placed in perfect places so that if anybody were to attempt to try and take the stars back and save the princess, it would be close to impossible to do so. But then, while you're planning on what to do next, all you see is that the hero has came to one of your three personal paintings in record time. "How has he gotten enough of the stars to get to my painting?" You ask, seeing him going at speed unbelievable. He defeats you, but at least you have two other paintings, right? You have a sense of relief, as you know it would take the hero an hour to make it to your second painting, right? That sense of relief and safeness? That was false, as you see that godlike man with the red hat coming back at you, only to defeat you again. This is your final stand now. As you're now in your final painting, you kept the princess in your last one, because nobody would be able to come here, and if they did manage to get past all of your traps, you would be able to end the hero trying to save the princess. But as you're thinking, here comes Mario. You start to panic. You know that you're a goner, and that the princess is going to be saved. And as you're helplessly thrown into a bomb to die, the last thing you hear is from that plumber. He says the last thing you will ever hear, "So long, gay Bowser." You feel humiliated. Right as you explode, he just insulted you. But alas, he saved the princess once again, but this time he was high on crack and found out how to do a BLJ. Edit: Holy shit, I forgot that I made this Shakespearean masterpiece based on a 0 star run.
@@NONEXISTENT756 ok you actually deserved that R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Yorvin Luna I was playing this on project64 and I was using the blj anywhere code and rapid blj mode to the 30 Star meaning I got thru the door but didn’t clip thru dire dire docks.
"Dear Mario: Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool" Mario: "Wait a second... Did you fucking say... CAKE!?!"
1:46 bowser: woah, that was fast 3:17 bowser: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO COLLECT ALL THE STARS! YOU’RE RUINING EVERYTHING! 5:17 bowser: UH, PLEASE DON’T BATTLE ME! I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT MARIO! 5:34 Mario: “so long king bowser” (EXPLOSION) thank you so much for playing my game
It was here, 12 years ago, that they made history. It was here that Super Mario 64 found its first 0 star run. This was and still is one of the greatest feats in all of gaming.
Bowser in the dark world: woah! That was fast... Bowser in the fire sea: NO! You're supposed to collect all of the stars! You're ruining everyth- Bowser in the sky: "gasp" I gotta get out of here! "Quickly tries to pack his stuff"
For the first glitch I’m doing it a different way by clipping into the tower thing next to the stairs on the right and doing bljs through the walls and shit. Still haven’t gotten it but I’m going for it
man, I remember trying speed running when I was like 7-8 years old, and the best I was able to do was a 16 star run 💀 I find it almost impossible to believe that it’s been over a decade since I last watched this video.
I was never able to finish the game because when I was in the final boss fight with bowser, the stage broke into a star and my mom thought it was a pentagram so she threw out my N64.
Bowser just executed his intricate plan to kidnap the princess and hide 120 stars behind an army of his goons. He sits down to chill and enjoy his victory. Boss music immediately starts playing.
How did I not find this video until 12 after it came out, I was literally 2 when you uploaded a video that is amazing me as we speak, this is just insane like what, how is this possible
Bowser: Ok so ive ingeniously hidden 120 stars around several different worlds that all need to be collected to get to Peach, theres no way that Mario can Mario: SO LONG GAY BOWSER!!
Josue Salvador Platero Ramirez Ugh you’re the worst type of person. Wow everyone look at this guy! He caught a slight error in a silly comment! Way to go, dude.
![[TAS] Super Mario 64 DS Beaten With 0 Stars in 6:17.31](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KwLCxGTTk5M/mqdefault.jpg)
![[TAS] Super Mario 64 DS Beaten With 0 Stars in 6:17.31](/img/tr.png)
"I've baked a cake for you"
_5 minutes and 47 seconds later_
"Just saved the mushroom kingdom, where's my cake bitch"
the cake is a lie
between her legs!
10:57
There's your 🎂 cake, you're welcome ;)
Aleph Null imagine if she started making the cake when you read that letter.
She would be fucked XD
Aleph Null what no milk
All those flashbacks in the credits that never happened.
+atsay714 xD
lol
100th like I'm proud.
You just made my day, good sir!
As of now(120 likes) Hint-120
Peach: the power of the stars are restored to the castle
Mario: Tf is a star?
underrated
Lol
The one he picked up on Bowser's fight
@@SATADELUXE u totally ruined it
@@a.9589 jk niggaz
When the Walmart employee says to follow him
you check out everything in the shop and speedrun life.
underrated
Lol
Hahahha
*Kinda Funny Who Knows lol* ua-cam.com/video/J-DZmjf8sYw/v-deo.html
You see, Mario *REALLY* wanted that cake.
He had to restore the star power before the oven went ding so he said wahoo a lot and won!
Mettan Atem
Peach: Mario, I've baked a cake for you.
Mario: See you in five minutes! Let me just kick this guy's ass first.
+Michael Erickson
Peach: I'm Home Alone
Mario: *Whoops bowser's ass 3 times in five minutes*
he wanted peaches sweet, moist, PEACH.
Cookiecave412 this whole thread is brilliant. Thanks guys :')
tfw you get rekt by a plumber 3 times in less than 6 minutes
😂 this comment needs more likes
Well, we can say that he got _shrekt_
tfw?
Ogre Lord the fuck what
😂😂😂😂
Speedrunner seeing the credits:
"Ah, is this the preview for the next game? So many new places"
lmaooo 💀💀💀
Lmfao 🤦🏽♀️💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Extremely good potential! Cant wait to see it as the new mario game just lasted 141 yahoos.
Imagine how many people were calling this fake when it first came out
People still think it is, as too few know what a TAS is.
He shouldn’t have fast-forward the video
@epicgamer23 lol nerd
Surprisingly, when this TAS did come out in late 2007, so many people on these forums which were used to talk about games went crazy and gave this massive support. It took them around 14 years (or more i forgot) to finally reach this point where they can actually say its possible to beat the greatest game on the N64 and one of the best in the world without a single star. But there still was people calling it fake ofc.
@hater123 shut the duck up
The end credits have a whole new purpose now. Like "Look at all the shit you never bothered with."
Lmao true
xD yep
best comment of today
Hey, your livestrean mic is broken, your profile picture sums it all up.
Shit, that's all the Mario games for real for real, of you use the warp zones
Peach: I'm home alone
Mario:
perfect!!!
Bruh
Mario:That means...you baked a cake?
lmao
yahoo, yYyyYYYyyyyyYYYyYaaahooo
Bowser: i have princess peach
Mario: you've mama'd your last mia
This won the internet for me today. And for a long time.
“To open the door that leads to the ‘endless’ stairs, you need 70 Stars.”
Mario: *no*
*pie
More like:
Mario: By the time i'm done, that number goes down to zero
You can open it with 0 stars. The problem is that it teleports you back to the beginning of the stairs each time you're like halfway there. So you get enormous speed and just pass through the teleport trigger without teleporting
For those wondering, the number of times Mario says "Yahoo!" during this is 141 times.
Yes, I counted.
Daaaaaamnnn
are you sure it's not 142 times?
Yulian Raditya I was very dilligent.
Jacob DaGun damn now i believe you. keep up the good work.
Jacob DaGun you could say he speedrun this faster than the speed of yahoo
When you have a plumber over and they're paid for completing the job rather than by the hour.
anononomous LMAO so true
1000th like lol
Cheapskates
24 years later and this game is still relevant😂
I can’t believe this game is 24 years old!!!!
Always has been
2401
Especially with 3D all stars
*This Is Kinda Funny Who Knows lol* ua-cam.com/video/J-DZmjf8sYw/v-deo.html
Bowser : I used magic to keep you on stairs forever.
Mario : my body is magic.
Peach: "The power of the stars has been restored to the castle"
Mario: "What stars?"
Alex Radgaming
Mario: Did I miss something ? xD
Aww, someone else made that joke before me.
:(
Wait, there were stars?
Wait, what's an ""star""
All 1 of them
Peach:
-The power of the stars is restored to the castle...
Mario:
-Stars...?
Lol
Mario: hmmm?
brunomgpinto your profile picture scared the living shit out of me
@@Nadenx do we have someone with arachnophobia?
Here we goooo
To get more sataaaars
Just imagine having an elaborate plan to kidnap a royal, all other attempts have failed. But this time, instead of taking the princess to your castle, you took over her castle and the power running it. You hide these power stars in paintings, all of which are placed in perfect places so that if anybody were to attempt to try and take the stars back and save the princess, it would be close to impossible to do so. But then, while you're planning on what to do next, all you see is that the hero has came to one of your three personal paintings in record time. "How has he gotten enough of the stars to get to my painting?" You ask, seeing him going at speed unbelievable. He defeats you, but at least you have two other paintings, right? You have a sense of relief, as you know it would take the hero an hour to make it to your second painting, right? That sense of relief and safeness? That was false, as you see that godlike man with the red hat coming back at you, only to defeat you again. This is your final stand now. As you're now in your final painting, you kept the princess in your last one, because nobody would be able to come here, and if they did manage to get past all of your traps, you would be able to end the hero trying to save the princess. But as you're thinking, here comes Mario. You start to panic. You know that you're a goner, and that the princess is going to be saved. And as you're helplessly thrown into a bomb to die, the last thing you hear is from that plumber. He says the last thing you will ever hear, "So long, gay Bowser." You feel humiliated. Right as you explode, he just insulted you. But alas, he saved the princess once again, but this time he was high on crack and found out how to do a BLJ.
Edit: Holy shit, I forgot that I made this Shakespearean masterpiece based on a 0 star run.
How does this not have any likes?
Imagine writing this essay sheesh
underrated
@@lilterell442 Yeah right you would just right "The" and be tired
@@SkitYT i usually hate people saying "underrated" but this is actually underrated
New drinking game:
take a shot every time Mario says Yahoo!
Drink 141 times!
Time of death 0:35
Ummm I dared someone to do this.... There on the floor... Not breathing...
My friend just did that. He unfortunately just passed away. RIP my man (September 20,2002 - May 24, 2021)
@@TheDel4873 F
You skipped my entire childhood
youre not alone
Oh my gosh.
On God
Lol
you all look like you weren't born when this game came out..
Now we all know that Mario is "secretly" faster than sonic
Yup and Sonic fans shouldn't know about this. Imagine if Mario Oddessey was speedrunned like this...
*This Is Kinda Funny Who Knows lol* ua-cam.com/video/J-DZmjf8sYw/v-deo.html
Lul
BEGONE YOU FILTHY GACHA DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea I met someone who likes sonic just because he’s faster than Mario but wait until I show him this vid......
Peach: Come over, Mario.
Mario: Sorry, can't right now.
Peach: But I have cake.
Mario:
Peach; save me!
Mario: *snorts cocaine* be there in 5min
Good God
voor wat what’s pathetic is you getting so angry over it... relax ya bad self ya moron
voor wat Being a toxic little shithead, isn't gonna help.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Deka hahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@voor wat
What's pathetic is your grammar. Good god.
"No! You're supposed to collect ALL THE STARS! You're ruining everythin-" "so long gay *BOWSER* "
THANK YOU SO MUUUCH FOR PLAYING MY GAAAME
Terminalmontage
*_THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TO PLAYING MY GAME_*
Haha love terminal
Iconic animation
Mario, for a while *Speed running sounds*
Mario, 4 minutes later: *S O L O N G G A Y B O W S E R*
Shalom, gay bowser
Is "So long king bowser"
@@NONEXISTENT756 ok you actually deserved that
R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
shout outs to this guy who stills hearts comments on this almost 13 year old video
@Kdrgrpkdrgrp i mean yeah i hoped itd get hearted but oh well
@@tryxdc yeah and it still didnt get hearted
@@gun_slinger2677 well looking back one this comment was useless and i shouldnt have bothered and 2 i dont think i was even going for a heart
Well...that is weird
When you hand your older brother the controller
i dont have an older brother ;-;
I have a baby brother
imagine yourself doing all this and then you check the record and its corrupted, so there is no proof you have done all this ^^
I am the oldest bro
Literally me lol
“The power of the stars has been restored to the castle.”
*Mario:* About that...
True
Mario: Stars actually don’t do shit
P. Peach: ...(godammit speedrunners)
Hahahahahahjabajahajbajajajaj
Mario is like: "i don'te have time for this sht again Bowser"
Yorvin Luna I was playing this on project64 and I was using the blj anywhere code and rapid blj mode to the 30 Star meaning I got thru the door but didn’t clip thru dire dire docks.
When Mario said:
Yahoo
I felt that
I really feeling it .
Mario: "yahoo"
Bowser: "huh?? W-what was that?"
Mario: "*Y҉-Y҉-Y҉-Y҉-Y҉-A҉H҉O҉O҉!!!!*"
Bowser: "FUUUUU-!"
bowser after taking all the stars: Sick
Mario: wHy hEllO tHerE WeRe yOU rEsTinG
"Mario, come over. Bowser kidnapped me"
"Again? Shit, I dunno if I got time."
"My parents aren't home."
+Solar Flare hahahaha watching the video after reading this comment makes it even more hilarious XD
+Solar Flare also explains all that yahooing :P
+Harris Sharif You mean, YYYYYYYYYYYahooing?
+Solar Flare LMFAOOOO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING XD
+Solar Flare HAHAHAHAHA
"Mario save me!"
"I don't know, Bowser said I needed to collect 74 stars.."
"But my parents aren't home!"
"Be there in 5."
Justin XD
Justin this joke doesn't make sense
Bowser kidnapped her and now her parents aren't home? Is she kidnapped or is she home alone?
Trivago Worships Me both
don't question it
Justin *5 47
YoloMaster551 her parents left, Bowser then kidnapped her. Mario saved her then they went to her house for Netflix and chill.
Children: Sonic is faster than Mario!
Me:
Lol stupid children.
@Vincent The Bear I can’t tell if this is a joke or not
@Vincent The Bear cool ig
Shigeru Miyamoto: *NOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST BEAT MY GAME IN 5 MINUTES!!!!*
Me: Haha Mario go yahoo.
U have 69 likes
Shigeru Miyamoto: No this isn't how your suppose to play the game
Peach: Mario! The power of the stars are restored to the castle!
Mario: What stars? Wait, you're saying I had to collect STARS!?
Andrew The Shadow Scizor XD
Mario Luigi The Great Why are you laughing with your self
Mario Luigi The Great LOL clever
Nemesis run in: S.T.A.R.S.?
Peach: mario the power of the stars Is needed to save me!
Mario: or the power of glitching and breaking the game!
Me: Hey Mario! What's Your Favorite Search Engine?
Mario: Yahoo!
Me: No Really.
Mario:Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YAHOO!
Me: OK! CALM DOWN!
give this man 120 cookies.
Ok if you say so 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
This is amazing
+kirbycake86 lol
+kirbycake86 lol
When peach says "come over, the toads aren't home"
Stand master: Mario Mario
Stand name: YAHOO
Destructive power: A
Speed: ∞
Range: A
Persistence: ∞
Precision: A
Developmental Potential
: D
"Dear Mario:
Please come to the
castle. I've baked
a cake for you.
Yours truly--
Princess Toadstool"
Mario: "Wait a second... Did you fucking say... CAKE!?!"
there's a reason mario's fat...
Spaghetti
Hulk Fan at least hes a fucking quicksilver
how to lure plumbers 101
he goes to the Olympics and yet he is still fat
Nintendo: “Should we cap Mario’s backwards speed?”
Some member: “Nah. No one will do anything with that.”
Speed runners: “Bruh. Hold my beer.”
I might purposely put exploits in a game just for enthusiasts to find
@bill lamook well, that takes the fun out of it.
too bad they took it out of the VC versions
@@techy804 if you mean the ones for other consoles, I was able to backwards long jump on the Wii u version
@@Lucas61616 I have the DS(yes I know it's a remake) and Wii versions
Peach: the power of the stars is restored to the castle
Mario: Tf you talkin about
5:22 I heard that right? "So long gay bowser" 😂🤣
“So long king bowser”
@@wallabam why tf u ruined it
It's gone now. Now its bye bi
Everyone knows about it lol
@@wallabam GTFO
7:13
Peach:the power of the stars has been restored to the castle
Mario:well see there's your problem
catamtions Doctor: I’m afraid you have 11 minutes to live
Patient: watches this video
uuuuuunoriginal coment
CheesePeople Sir may I correct you? It's unoriginal comment.
Mario: actually it was just one star
I hate to be that one guy to say unoriginal so I'll just say HALARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
_goes to local game store_
_buys Super Mario 64_
_leaves house six minutes later_
*I'd like to return this game*
Minoru Mineta do they still sell this?!
Super Awesome person I’m sure at disc replay they do
It would have the save file too so some other idiot can see 0 starts but all sections of the castle unlocked
Good taste
Hi
1:46 bowser: woah, that was fast
3:17 bowser: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO COLLECT ALL THE STARS! YOU’RE RUINING EVERYTHING!
5:17 bowser: UH, PLEASE DON’T BATTLE ME! I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT MARIO!
5:34 Mario: “so long king bowser” (EXPLOSION) thank you so much for playing my game
It's heartwarming how this guy still uploads today.
I liked the part where he said yahoo
0:00 - "Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you."
0:10 - Yahoo!
0:12 - "Thank you so much a'for to playing my game!"
Hades God of Underworld i liked the part where you try not to make stupid memes
It was here, 12 years ago, that they made history. It was here that Super Mario 64 found its first 0 star run. This was and still is one of the greatest feats in all of gaming.
So true man
This is tool assisted. No one cares
@@gojetsgo4211 dude, this was the first run to be 0 star, this was the most revolutionary find in sm64 history.
amnesia a tas run is not revolutionary
@@gojetsgo4211 it is, it was the discovery of 0 star.
Peach: Save Me
Mario: drinks Red Bull I'll be right there
Peach: Thank you Mario we have to do something special for you
Mario: It was nothing, really
Her: Babe come over.
Me: I can’t I’m playing Mario 64.
Her: My parents aren’t home.
Me:
YAHOO
@@Matt-ot9nx Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YAHUU
Her: I’ve baked a cake for you
Me:
Yaaaahuuuu
Me: *Rushing to the next stairs and blj*
Peach: I baked a cake for you
Mario: saves her
Peach: wtf the cakes not out of the oven yet
Greenguy4301 Hahahaha. Somehow I never picked up on that.
It must be some real good cake
i bet she doing the 4,5 year cake
Chocolate cakes take 30-60 minutes to bake. Oh well.
Greenguy4301 what
3:24 how XD
Bowser in the dark world: woah! That was fast...
Bowser in the fire sea: NO! You're supposed to collect all of the stars! You're ruining everyth-
Bowser in the sky: "gasp" I gotta get out of here! "Quickly tries to pack his stuff"
*Bitchslaps Bowser and YEETS him out*
I am continually amazed at how much people broke this game.
what's more incredible is that even in present day there's still new things that hackers find in the game
You shouldn't say hackers but okay
For the first glitch I’m doing it a different way by clipping into the tower thing next to the stairs on the right and doing bljs through the walls and shit. Still haven’t gotten it but I’m going for it
This isn't even the fastest way to beat SM64 any more, check out "1 key" and see what absolute craziness can be done in 4 minutes 20 seconds.
Amplify have you seen how old this video is?
Job interviewer: "so what are your sets of special skills"
This guy: "do you have a n64?"
Chandler Sherrill this guy:do you have 5 gum?*
Its a tas
not much skill in TAS runs ... knowledge for sure tho.
So, they're hiring a computer?
What's a tas?
3:18 Bowser: "Return those stars"
Mario: wut stars
4:35 Bowser: I gotta get out of here *frantically packs suitcase*
*S O L O N G G A Y B O W S E R*
*T H A N K Y O U S O M U C H*
*F O R P L A Y I N G M Y G A M E*
this moment, when the ending screen is nearly as long as the actual game.
400th like, lol
Peach: "Come and save me in 5 minutes, please!"
Mario: "5 minutes?! How am I supposed to save you in 5 minu..."
Peach: "I will suck yo..."
Mario:
Hahahahaha
byebye mario
LMAO
Dear Mario:
My parents are not home
Bambel. The fact that she's only a princess so there must be a king and queen makes that even better
bowser getting scared and packing his bags and getting a robot replacment
5:55 One last "Yahoo"
So we just gon skip the fact that this was uploaded in 2007
Yep
Holy shit...
Person Pacman wow
We're skippin it like all the stars
Yes Indeed
Mom: enjoy this new game!
Kid: k
5 minutes later
Kid: *M O M*
Lol
lmaoo
Mom: how the fu...
definitely not stolen
Same
man, I remember trying speed running when I was like 7-8 years old, and the best I was able to do was a 16 star run 💀 I find it almost impossible to believe that it’s been over a decade since I last watched this video.
Toad: "thank goodness you are here Mario, Bowser has taken..."
Mario: "sO lOnG gAy BoWsEr"
Peach: the power of the stars have returned to the castle
Mario: what stars...
Skitman The bad comedian bitch
Lol, you can sees
All the stars
The shadow I get it!
The shadow lmao
The shadow....
Well....
Just 1 star Mario has gotten at the last Bowser!!!😉😊
"Come save me, Mario"
"Sorry Peach, I have no time for this"
"But my parents aren't home"
But she wasn't home either
ROASTED
Stop get some help
YAHOO!
L. Willis lmao
Imagine being Bowser watching Mario break reality while hurtling himself toward you at mach 3 just to defeat you three times in six minutes
Thank you so much for breaking my game!
It feels like my whole childhood just flew by
LMAO TRUE XD
Anfani love your profile pic
You are in your childhood if you have an undertake pic
SQUID WOOMY Yeah splatoon
SQUID WOOMY FYI, adults can play Undertale too, and that's not an Undertale profile picture.
Mario was never the same after he learmed to wavedash
omfg
Best comment Eva xD
:D
...then he found out his brother has the best wavedash.
nice display picture dude ;)
Anyone else remember when you lost your hat and you could never find it so you made a nother slot
5:18
When you get chain grabbed.
[Bowser later had to attend therapy to overcome his traumatic experience from a brutal repeated beating]
Yahoos still linger inside Bowser's head even to this day
He still hears Mario in his head whenever he closes his eyes 《SO LONG GAY BOWSER》
That's what inspired Bowser's violent revenge in Paper Mario (N64)
I can’t 😂☠️
I feel like a monster laughing at this.
Well, at least Bowser IS a monster, right...?
I was never able to finish the game because when I was in the final boss fight with bowser, the stage broke into a star and my mom thought it was a pentagram so she threw out my N64.
Mr. Raccoon my heart aches for you, no lie
Oh you've got to be kidding me?!
Idiotic mom niggas these days thinking god of war is good for 5-year olds
Lmao
That sucks but im not gonna say f ur mom because that sucks even more
Bowser just executed his intricate plan to kidnap the princess and hide 120 stars behind an army of his goons. He sits down to chill and enjoy his victory.
Boss music immediately starts playing.
I feel like if I blink I will miss half of the video.
Admit it, Mario is the best parkour artist ever made.
why am i the only comment
(reply)
10:54 "Thank you so much for playing my game"
Six minutes. Even buying the game took longer than playing it xD
Thank you so much for breaking my game
Haha lol
Sivle 240 XD
How did I not find this video until 12 after it came out, I was literally 2 when you uploaded a video that is amazing me as we speak, this is just insane like what, how is this possible
The amount of people who don’t understand that this is Tool Assisted is ATROCIOUS
"ThIs iS ChEaTiNg"
0 star is preformed by humans. Its just hard as hell.
TAS oftentimes helps out RTA runners with their strats
Bowser: Ok so ive ingeniously hidden 120 stars around several different worlds that all need to be collected to get to Peach, theres no way that Mario can
Mario: SO LONG GAY BOWSER!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING MY GAME.
he is standing right behind me, doesn't he?
It was 70 ?
Josue Salvador Platero Ramirez Ugh you’re the worst type of person. Wow everyone look at this guy! He caught a slight error in a silly comment! Way to go, dude.
@@freddyc1995 yes I am the antichrist
When peaches parents aren’t home.
XPegasus first comment i genuinely laughed to on this video
Gotta get that nice peaches.
If you know what I mean...
But to be honest peach doesn't have any ass...
@Jordan Spencer r/beatmetoit
What about the king and queen?
Just a princess.
Peach's parents are never home considering how often she gets kidnapped
Whats The most impressive is how you took all the fun out of what might be the worlds most fun game ever made
The Best TAS Speedrun Video Ever
7:48 Even Mario be like "How'd you make me do that?"
Lol
Underrated comment
Mario: *Sees credits* What are these places?
GamingWithTasti cut stages
Your profile pic matches your comment perfectly.
@Minegamer it's a joke. It just flew over your head like a lead balloon.
Cabbytoo Stabbytoo you mean bloons td battles
@@darcmage1807 no I dont
You officially have my respect. I've never been so speechless before....
This is the video that got me into speed running back when I was just a kid.
7:14
Peach: mario the power of the stars restored the castle
Mario: bitch what stars and wheres my cake
dangit i was going to say that
Good joke! Haha!
Jrtheassassin7 the cake is in her ass- I mean...its ass flavor, 😅
"Mario, come save me!" "Again? Why should I!?" "I have cake made!" *this video*
Andy Q. nigra y u usin correct grammer m8
I wonder what Bowser thinks when he hears
*YAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOO*
Bowser: ....oh shit here we go again...
Bowser: I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
Death
He thinks "oh no that retard is gonna throw me in lava again"
Probably caused him to have severe PTSD
crazy how, even after 13 years, improvements are found to the TAS.
Back when Speedruns weren't a meme, it's just about breaking the world record of how fast is to beat video games. Great times
Flash: My names Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive
Mario: Hold my beer
yahoo
Ham no you are wrong it’s *YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOO*
AddSomeSoySauce I wrote that at like 4 am k
@@abrahamg5046 lol I was just jokin around
AddSomeSoySauce lol, how’s life
This is what happens when you snort doritos and inject mtn. dew into your blood stream.
Yep
and smoke the shit that shroom and weed combined
There you go Mario.
I Just Kidding Don't Judge Me don't forget 64 cans of red bull with cocaine in it for that extra burst of speed
Alternate title: Mario learns the BLJ after so many years of saving peach.
Wowww seeing the first 17 seconds and hearing that “dear Mario” really brought back those memories ’99 being a little kid
Credits are saying,
Look at all these places you didn't go!
Mario: wait I was supposed to go there?