Yorvin Luna I was playing this on project64 and I was using the blj anywhere code and rapid blj mode to the 30 Star meaning I got thru the door but didn’t clip thru dire dire docks.
It was here, 12 years ago, that they made history. It was here that Super Mario 64 found its first 0 star run. This was and still is one of the greatest feats in all of gaming.
For the first glitch I’m doing it a different way by clipping into the tower thing next to the stairs on the right and doing bljs through the walls and shit. Still haven’t gotten it but I’m going for it
Surprisingly, when this TAS did come out in late 2007, so many people on these forums which were used to talk about games went crazy and gave this massive support. It took them around 14 years (or more i forgot) to finally reach this point where they can actually say its possible to beat the greatest game on the N64 and one of the best in the world without a single star. But there still was people calling it fake ofc.
You can open it with 0 stars. The problem is that it teleports you back to the beginning of the stairs each time you're like halfway there. So you get enormous speed and just pass through the teleport trigger without teleporting
+Dirty Dan Correction, there was one star at the end which didn't count but overall, yea No stars. Mario really is desperate for either the cake or peach
Just imagine having an elaborate plan to kidnap a royal, all other attempts have failed. But this time, instead of taking the princess to your castle, you took over her castle and the power running it. You hide these power stars in paintings, all of which are placed in perfect places so that if anybody were to attempt to try and take the stars back and save the princess, it would be close to impossible to do so. But then, while you're planning on what to do next, all you see is that the hero has came to one of your three personal paintings in record time. "How has he gotten enough of the stars to get to my painting?" You ask, seeing him going at speed unbelievable. He defeats you, but at least you have two other paintings, right? You have a sense of relief, as you know it would take the hero an hour to make it to your second painting, right? That sense of relief and safeness? That was false, as you see that godlike man with the red hat coming back at you, only to defeat you again. This is your final stand now. As you're now in your final painting, you kept the princess in your last one, because nobody would be able to come here, and if they did manage to get past all of your traps, you would be able to end the hero trying to save the princess. But as you're thinking, here comes Mario. You start to panic. You know that you're a goner, and that the princess is going to be saved. And as you're helplessly thrown into a bomb to die, the last thing you hear is from that plumber. He says the last thing you will ever hear, "So long, gay Bowser." You feel humiliated. Right as you explode, he just insulted you. But alas, he saved the princess once again, but this time he was high on crack and found out how to do a BLJ. Edit: Holy shit, I forgot that I made this Shakespearean masterpiece based on a 0 star run.
"Dear Mario: Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool" Mario: "Wait a second... Did you fucking say... CAKE!?!"
Bowser: Ok so ive ingeniously hidden 120 stars around several different worlds that all need to be collected to get to Peach, theres no way that Mario can Mario: SO LONG GAY BOWSER!!
Josue Salvador Platero Ramirez Ugh you’re the worst type of person. Wow everyone look at this guy! He caught a slight error in a silly comment! Way to go, dude.
@@GuycalledJesus ok you actually deserved that R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Dear Mario, Please come to the castle. I've baked you a cake! Later: listen everybody.... Let's bake a delicious cake .... For Mario. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIRST CAKE??
@Calocitey If you're referring to Game Theory's video on that, you're wrong, go watch Gnoggin's debunked theory on the matter, also I'd just like to point out. If Sonic was in the Mario world, Peach wouldn't be getting kidnapped.
I was never able to finish the game because when I was in the final boss fight with bowser, the stage broke into a star and my mom thought it was a pentagram so she threw out my N64.
the gaming gods YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAAYYAAYYAYAYAAYHOO
Bowser just executed his intricate plan to kidnap the princess and hide 120 stars behind an army of his goons. He sits down to chill and enjoy his victory. Boss music immediately starts playing.
The credits make me think about how much effort and time the game took to make, and the rest of the video shows me how much is actually required to beat it
Exploits, bugs and cheating does the trick. It's not really completed. To complete it properly you need all the stars etc. The fastest record there is about 1 hr 40 minutes or so, I believe, and that's a speedrun with exploits too for ppl practicing it for decades. I wouldn't take this too seriously comparing it to a different video game era. : P
ZonZorZerx first of all, the 120 star wr is 1:38. Second of all, this is a speedrun, beating the game as fast as possible with as few stars as possible. Lastly, the tricks are all at least 90 times as impressive as “normal play”.
Actually, this run is very old and outdated. It was the first ever run that beat the game with 0 stars, since then there have been many faster Tool-Assisted Speedruns. Here is the fastest run with an uploaded video as far as I know: ua-cam.com/video/vwHzcH-yTEc/v-deo.html Though even this has already been improved by a few frames.
MKStuff - unfortunately it's already been commented dozens of times in this vid's comment section. There's nothing original anymore in these types of comment sections, just people really fixin' to get some likes. =)
1:46 bowser: woah, that was fast 3:17 bowser: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO COLLECT ALL THE STARS! YOU’RE RUINING EVERYTHING! 5:17 bowser: UH, PLEASE DON’T BATTLE ME! I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT MARIO! 5:34 Mario: “so long king bowser” (EXPLOSION) thank you so much for playing my game
When you have a plumber over and they're paid for completing the job rather than by the hour.
anononomous LMAO so true
1000th like lol
Cheapskates
For those wondering, the number of times Mario says "Yahoo!" during this is 141 times.
Yes, I counted.
Daaaaaamnnn
are you sure it's not 142 times?
Yulian Raditya I was very dilligent.
Jacob DaGun damn now i believe you. keep up the good work.
Jacob DaGun you could say he speedrun this faster than the speed of yahoo
All those flashbacks in the credits that never happened.
+atsay714 xD
lol
100th like I'm proud.
You just made my day, good sir!
As of now(120 likes) Hint-120
Peach: the power of the stars are restored to the castle
Mario: Tf is a star?
underrated
Lol
The one he picked up on Bowser's fight
@@dumb_kaykay u totally ruined it
@@a.9589 jk niggaz
Bowser: "You'll never see your princess again! Bwa Ha Ha!"
Mario: "Give me six minutes."
So long gay bowser
Saverdien underrated comment
Awesome Face underrated pfp
Saverdien lmao!!!! 😄
😂😂😂
“The power of the stars has been restored to the castle.”
*Mario:* About that...
True
Mario: Stars actually don’t do shit
P. Peach: ...(godammit speedrunners)
Hahahahahahjabajahajbajajajaj
Mario is like: "i don'te have time for this sht again Bowser"
Yorvin Luna I was playing this on project64 and I was using the blj anywhere code and rapid blj mode to the 30 Star meaning I got thru the door but didn’t clip thru dire dire docks.
"No! You're supposed to collect ALL THE STARS! You're ruining everythin-" "so long gay *BOWSER* "
THANK YOU SO MUUUCH FOR PLAYING MY GAAAME
Terminalmontage
*_THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TO PLAYING MY GAME_*
Haha love terminal
Iconic animation
When the Walmart employee says to follow him
you check out everything in the shop and speedrun life.
underrated
Lol
Hahahha
*Kinda Funny Who Knows lol* ua-cam.com/video/J-DZmjf8sYw/v-deo.html
Nintendo: “Should we cap Mario’s backwards speed?”
Some member: “Nah. No one will do anything with that.”
Speed runners: “Bruh. Hold my beer.”
I might purposely put exploits in a game just for enthusiasts to find
@bill lamook well, that takes the fun out of it.
too bad they took it out of the VC versions
@@techy804 if you mean the ones for other consoles, I was able to backwards long jump on the Wii u version
@@Lucas61616 I have the DS(yes I know it's a remake) and Wii versions
Peach:
-The power of the stars is restored to the castle...
Mario:
-Stars...?
Lol
Mario: hmmm?
brunomgpinto your profile picture scared the living shit out of me
@@Nadenx do we have someone with arachnophobia?
Here we goooo
To get more sataaaars
Peach: "The power of the stars has been restored to the castle"
Mario: "What stars?"
Alex Radgaming
Mario: Did I miss something ? xD
Aww, someone else made that joke before me.
:(
Wait, there were stars?
Wait, what's an ""star""
All 1 of them
Speedrunner seeing the credits:
"Ah, is this the preview for the next game? So many new places"
lmaooo 💀💀💀
Lmfao 🤦🏽♀️💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Extremely good potential! Cant wait to see it as the new mario game just lasted 141 yahoos.
Peach; save me!
Mario: *snorts cocaine* be there in 5min
Good God
voor wat what’s pathetic is you getting so angry over it... relax ya bad self ya moron
voor wat Being a toxic little shithead, isn't gonna help.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Deka hahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@voor wat
What's pathetic is your grammar. Good god.
It was here, 12 years ago, that they made history. It was here that Super Mario 64 found its first 0 star run. This was and still is one of the greatest feats in all of gaming.
So true man
This is tool assisted. No one cares
@@gojetsgo4211 dude, this was the first run to be 0 star, this was the most revolutionary find in sm64 history.
amnesia a tas run is not revolutionary
@@gojetsgo4211 it is, it was the discovery of 0 star.
Peach: I baked a cake for you
Mario: saves her
Peach: wtf the cakes not out of the oven yet
Greenguy4301 Hahahaha. Somehow I never picked up on that.
It must be some real good cake
i bet she doing the 4,5 year cake
Chocolate cakes take 30-60 minutes to bake. Oh well.
Greenguy4301 what
Bowser: i have princess peach
Mario: you've mama'd your last mia
This won the internet for me today. And for a long time.
You skipped my entire childhood
youre not alone
Oh my gosh.
On God
Lol
you all look like you weren't born when this game came out..
The end credits have a whole new purpose now. Like "Look at all the shit you never bothered with."
Lmao true
xD yep
best comment of today
Hey, your livestrean mic is broken, your profile picture sums it all up.
Shit, that's all the Mario games for real for real, of you use the warp zones
I am continually amazed at how much people broke this game.
what's more incredible is that even in present day there's still new things that hackers find in the game
You shouldn't say hackers but okay
For the first glitch I’m doing it a different way by clipping into the tower thing next to the stairs on the right and doing bljs through the walls and shit. Still haven’t gotten it but I’m going for it
This isn't even the fastest way to beat SM64 any more, check out "1 key" and see what absolute craziness can be done in 4 minutes 20 seconds.
Amplify have you seen how old this video is?
Imagine how many people were calling this fake when it first came out
People still think it is, as too few know what a TAS is.
He shouldn’t have fast-forward the video
@epicgamer23 lol nerd
Surprisingly, when this TAS did come out in late 2007, so many people on these forums which were used to talk about games went crazy and gave this massive support. It took them around 14 years (or more i forgot) to finally reach this point where they can actually say its possible to beat the greatest game on the N64 and one of the best in the world without a single star. But there still was people calling it fake ofc.
@hater123 shut the duck up
When you hand your older brother the controller
i dont have an older brother ;-;
I have a baby brother
imagine yourself doing all this and then you check the record and its corrupted, so there is no proof you have done all this ^^
I am the oldest bro
Literally me lol
7:13
Peach:the power of the stars has been restored to the castle
Mario:well see there's your problem
catamtions Doctor: I’m afraid you have 11 minutes to live
Patient: watches this video
uuuuuunoriginal coment
CheesePeople Sir may I correct you? It's unoriginal comment.
Mario: actually it was just one star
I hate to be that one guy to say unoriginal so I'll just say HALARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
_goes to local game store_
_buys Super Mario 64_
_leaves house six minutes later_
*I'd like to return this game*
Minoru Mineta do they still sell this?!
Super Awesome person I’m sure at disc replay they do
It would have the save file too so some other idiot can see 0 starts but all sections of the castle unlocked
Good taste
Hi
Bowser : I used magic to keep you on stairs forever.
Mario : my body is magic.
tfw you get rekt by a plumber 3 times in less than 6 minutes
😂 this comment needs more likes
Well, we can say that he got _shrekt_
tfw?
Ogre Lord the fuck what
😂😂😂😂
You see, Mario *REALLY* wanted that cake.
He had to restore the star power before the oven went ding so he said wahoo a lot and won!
Mettan Atem
Peach: Mario, I've baked a cake for you.
Mario: See you in five minutes! Let me just kick this guy's ass first.
+Michael Erickson
Peach: I'm Home Alone
Mario: *Whoops bowser's ass 3 times in five minutes*
he wanted peaches sweet, moist, PEACH.
Cookiecave412 this whole thread is brilliant. Thanks guys :')
"Come save me, Mario"
"Sorry Peach, I have no time for this"
"But my parents aren't home"
But she wasn't home either
ROASTED
Stop get some help
YAHOO!
L. Willis lmao
“To open the door that leads to the ‘endless’ stairs, you need 70 Stars.”
Mario: *no*
*pie
More like:
Mario: By the time i'm done, that number goes down to zero
You can open it with 0 stars. The problem is that it teleports you back to the beginning of the stairs each time you're like halfway there. So you get enormous speed and just pass through the teleport trigger without teleporting
"The power of the stars has been restored to the castle."
Ha, what stars?
+Dirty Dan
xD
I'm dirty dan.
+Dirty Dan Correction, there was one star at the end which didn't count but overall, yea No stars. Mario really is desperate for either the cake or peach
+Shane Steinberg or peach's cake if ya know what I mean ;-)
lel, nice one
Her: Babe come over.
Me: I can’t I’m playing Mario 64.
Her: My parents aren’t home.
Me:
YAHOO
@@Matt-ot9nx Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YAHUU
Her: I’ve baked a cake for you
Me:
Yaaaahuuuu
Me: *Rushing to the next stairs and blj*
Peach: the power of the stars have returned to the castle
Mario: what stars...
Skitman The bad comedian bitch
Lol, you can sees
All the stars
The shadow I get it!
The shadow lmao
The shadow....
Well....
Just 1 star Mario has gotten at the last Bowser!!!😉😊
Just imagine having an elaborate plan to kidnap a royal, all other attempts have failed. But this time, instead of taking the princess to your castle, you took over her castle and the power running it. You hide these power stars in paintings, all of which are placed in perfect places so that if anybody were to attempt to try and take the stars back and save the princess, it would be close to impossible to do so. But then, while you're planning on what to do next, all you see is that the hero has came to one of your three personal paintings in record time. "How has he gotten enough of the stars to get to my painting?" You ask, seeing him going at speed unbelievable. He defeats you, but at least you have two other paintings, right? You have a sense of relief, as you know it would take the hero an hour to make it to your second painting, right? That sense of relief and safeness? That was false, as you see that godlike man with the red hat coming back at you, only to defeat you again. This is your final stand now. As you're now in your final painting, you kept the princess in your last one, because nobody would be able to come here, and if they did manage to get past all of your traps, you would be able to end the hero trying to save the princess. But as you're thinking, here comes Mario. You start to panic. You know that you're a goner, and that the princess is going to be saved. And as you're helplessly thrown into a bomb to die, the last thing you hear is from that plumber. He says the last thing you will ever hear, "So long, gay Bowser." You feel humiliated. Right as you explode, he just insulted you. But alas, he saved the princess once again, but this time he was high on crack and found out how to do a BLJ.
Edit: Holy shit, I forgot that I made this Shakespearean masterpiece based on a 0 star run.
How does this not have any likes?
Imagine writing this essay sheesh
underrated
@@lilterell442 Yeah right you would just right "The" and be tired
@@mikeyf117 i usually hate people saying "underrated" but this is actually underrated
this moment, when the ending screen is nearly as long as the actual game.
400th like, lol
[Bowser later had to attend therapy to overcome his traumatic experience from a brutal repeated beating]
Yahoos still linger inside Bowser's head even to this day
He still hears Mario in his head whenever he closes his eyes 《SO LONG GAY BOWSER》
That's what inspired Bowser's violent revenge in Paper Mario (N64)
I can’t 😂☠️
I feel like a monster laughing at this.
Well, at least Bowser IS a monster, right...?
10:54 "Thank you so much for playing my game"
Six minutes. Even buying the game took longer than playing it xD
Thank you so much for breaking my game
Haha lol
Sivle 240 XD
24 years later and this game is still relevant😂
I can’t believe this game is 24 years old!!!!
Always has been
2401
Especially with 3D all stars
*This Is Kinda Funny Who Knows lol* ua-cam.com/video/J-DZmjf8sYw/v-deo.html
"Mario, come over. Bowser kidnapped me"
"Again? Shit, I dunno if I got time."
"My parents aren't home."
+Solar Flare hahahaha watching the video after reading this comment makes it even more hilarious XD
+Solar Flare also explains all that yahooing :P
+Harris Sharif You mean, YYYYYYYYYYYahooing?
+Solar Flare LMFAOOOO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING XD
+Solar Flare HAHAHAHAHA
"Dear Mario:
Please come to the
castle. I've baked
a cake for you.
Yours truly--
Princess Toadstool"
Mario: "Wait a second... Did you fucking say... CAKE!?!"
there's a reason mario's fat...
Spaghetti
Hulk Fan at least hes a fucking quicksilver
how to lure plumbers 101
he goes to the Olympics and yet he is still fat
Bowser: Ok so ive ingeniously hidden 120 stars around several different worlds that all need to be collected to get to Peach, theres no way that Mario can
Mario: SO LONG GAY BOWSER!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING MY GAME.
he is standing right behind me, doesn't he?
It was 70 ?
Josue Salvador Platero Ramirez Ugh you’re the worst type of person. Wow everyone look at this guy! He caught a slight error in a silly comment! Way to go, dude.
@@freddyc1995 yes I am the antichrist
New drinking game:
take a shot every time Mario says Yahoo!
Drink 141 times!
Time of death 0:35
Ummm I dared someone to do this.... There on the floor... Not breathing...
My friend just did that. He unfortunately just passed away. RIP my man (September 20,2002 - May 24, 2021)
@@TheDel4873 F
"Mario save me!"
"I don't know, Bowser said I needed to collect 74 stars.."
"But my parents aren't home!"
"Be there in 5."
Justin XD
Justin this joke doesn't make sense
Bowser kidnapped her and now her parents aren't home? Is she kidnapped or is she home alone?
Trivago Worships Me both
don't question it
Justin *5 47
YoloMaster551 her parents left, Bowser then kidnapped her. Mario saved her then they went to her house for Netflix and chill.
Admit it, Mario is the best parkour artist ever made.
Mom: enjoy this new game!
Kid: k
5 minutes later
Kid: *M O M*
Lol
lmaoo
Mom: how the fu...
definitely not stolen
Same
Mario, for a while *Speed running sounds*
Mario, 4 minutes later: *S O L O N G G A Y B O W S E R*
Shalom, gay bowser
Is "So long king bowser"
@@GuycalledJesus ok you actually deserved that
R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Mario was never the same after he learmed to wavedash
omfg
Best comment Eva xD
:D
...then he found out his brother has the best wavedash.
nice display picture dude ;)
Peach: Mario! The power of the stars are restored to the castle!
Mario: What stars? Wait, you're saying I had to collect STARS!?
Andrew The Shadow Scizor XD
Mario Luigi The Great Why are you laughing with your self
Mario Luigi The Great LOL clever
Nemesis run in: S.T.A.R.S.?
Peach: mario the power of the stars Is needed to save me!
Mario: or the power of glitching and breaking the game!
7:48 Even Mario be like "How'd you make me do that?"
Lol
Underrated comment
Peach: Come over, Mario.
Mario: Sorry, can't right now.
Peach: But I have cake.
Mario:
Dear Mario,
Please come to the castle. I've baked you a cake!
Later: listen everybody.... Let's bake a delicious cake .... For Mario.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIRST CAKE??
Cam Williams The cake is a lie
Lol I never noticed about that error
Kuuru Arashi nice
They didn't have enough time to bake it.
Cam Williams never thought of that...
Flash: My names Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive
Mario: Hold my beer
yahoo
Ham no you are wrong it’s *YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOO*
AddSomeSoySauce I wrote that at like 4 am k
@@abrahamg5046 lol I was just jokin around
AddSomeSoySauce lol, how’s life
"I've baked a cake for you"
_5 minutes and 47 seconds later_
"Just saved the mushroom kingdom, where's my cake bitch"
the cake is a lie
between her legs!
10:57
There's your 🎂 cake, you're welcome ;)
Aleph Null imagine if she started making the cake when you read that letter.
She would be fucked XD
Aleph Null what no milk
Now we all know that Mario is "secretly" faster than sonic
Yup and Sonic fans shouldn't know about this. Imagine if Mario Oddessey was speedrunned like this...
*This Is Kinda Funny Who Knows lol* ua-cam.com/video/J-DZmjf8sYw/v-deo.html
Lul
BEGONE YOU FILTHY GACHA DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea I met someone who likes sonic just because he’s faster than Mario but wait until I show him this vid......
This video should be called “speed running your childhood in 5 minutes”
Terrell Campbell so my dad going for milk?
Ghostkiller yeah they do it faster than 18 years 😳🤫
Fax but don't forget dad gone for milk and never comes back
more like a quarter of your experience playing this game as a child
When bae says she’s home alone:
Programmers: finally we finished the game and all it’s level full of content to enjoy I hope people get to pla-
Speed runner: not so fast
More like "So fast"-
So fast
When peaches parents aren’t home.
XPegasus first comment i genuinely laughed to on this video
Gotta get that nice peaches.
If you know what I mean...
But to be honest peach doesn't have any ass...
@Jordan Spencer r/beatmetoit
What about the king and queen?
Just a princess.
Peach's parents are never home considering how often she gets kidnapped
When Mario said:
Yahoo
I felt that
I really feeling it .
Sonic: I must be the fastest game character in the world!
Mario: Hold My Beer.
Hold-a my mushrooms.
@Calocitey If you're referring to Game Theory's video on that, you're wrong, go watch Gnoggin's debunked theory on the matter, also I'd just like to point out. If Sonic was in the Mario world, Peach wouldn't be getting kidnapped.
Mario: hold my Stars
Bowser : "Mwahaha you'll need to collect the stars to save Peach !"
Mario : "Well yes, but actually, no."
64 likes
Let's keep it like that
66 likes :P
:'(
69
It feels like my whole childhood just flew by
LMAO TRUE XD
Anfani love your profile pic
You are in your childhood if you have an undertake pic
SQUID WOOMY Yeah splatoon
SQUID WOOMY FYI, adults can play Undertale too, and that's not an Undertale profile picture.
shout outs to this guy who stills hearts comments on this almost 13 year old video
@Kdrgrpkdrgrp i mean yeah i hoped itd get hearted but oh well
@@tryxdc yeah and it still didnt get hearted
@@AreJay5721 well looking back one this comment was useless and i shouldnt have bothered and 2 i dont think i was even going for a heart
Well...that is weird
Peach: I'm home alone
Mario:
perfect!!!
Bruh
Mario:That means...you baked a cake?
lmao
yahoo, yYyyYYYyyyyyYYYyYaaahooo
I was never able to finish the game because when I was in the final boss fight with bowser, the stage broke into a star and my mom thought it was a pentagram so she threw out my N64.
Mr. Raccoon my heart aches for you, no lie
Oh you've got to be kidding me?!
Idiotic mom niggas these days thinking god of war is good for 5-year olds
Lmao
That sucks but im not gonna say f ur mom because that sucks even more
Peach: "The power of the stars is restored to th-"
Mario: "Yeah, that's great. NOW GIMME THAT CAKE!"
yea, a mairo want dat caik
@Jordan Tillman lmao
Peach: the po-
Mario: GIMME MY CAKE!
That Cake!!!
Peach:Mario you only wanted the cake...😡
Mario:...
Peach:ANSWER ME
*Mario yeets peach*
Mario:SO LONG LESBIAN PEACH
Mario: "yahoo"
Bowser: "huh?? W-what was that?"
Mario: "*Y҉-Y҉-Y҉-Y҉-Y҉-A҉H҉O҉O҉!!!!*"
Bowser: "FUUUUU-!"
bowser after taking all the stars: Sick
Mario: wHy hEllO tHerE WeRe yOU rEsTinG
Seeing this and remembering how much i struggled trying to beat the last bowser made me cry
Hogojub your profile pic fits this comment
It’s been 10 years since I got on that lvl and I’m still on it
i also cried trying to beat the last bowser. but after 2 hours i made it xd
Anime squad bros -ASB that’s sad asf now that I think about it
I got 16 game overs on the ds port, 14 on final bowser. This tas could be completed 32 times without me clearing it
So we just gon skip the fact that this was uploaded in 2007
Yep
Holy shit...
Person Pacman wow
We're skippin it like all the stars
Yes Indeed
Mario: *Sees credits* What are these places?
GamingWithTasti cut stages
Your profile pic matches your comment perfectly.
@Minegamer it's a joke. It just flew over your head like a lead balloon.
Cabbytoo Stabbytoo you mean bloons td battles
@@darcmage1807 no I dont
Shigeru Miyamoto: *NOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST BEAT MY GAME IN 5 MINUTES!!!!*
Me: Haha Mario go yahoo.
U have 69 likes
Shigeru Miyamoto: No this isn't how your suppose to play the game
I liked the part where he said yahoo
0:00 - "Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you."
0:10 - Yahoo!
0:12 - "Thank you so much a'for to playing my game!"
Hades God of Underworld i liked the part where you try not to make stupid memes
When your mom bluffs and says “you can only play for 5 minutes”
An aspiring Speedrunner child: IS THAT A THREAT?!
Credits are saying,
Look at all these places you didn't go!
Mario: wait I was supposed to go there?
Children: Sonic is faster than Mario!
Me:
Lol stupid children.
@Vincent The Bear I can’t tell if this is a joke or not
@Vincent The Bear cool ig
Peach: "Come and save me in 5 minutes, please!"
Mario: "5 minutes?! How am I supposed to save you in 5 minu..."
Peach: "I will suck yo..."
Mario:
Hahahahaha
byebye mario
LMAO
Dear Mario:
My parents are not home
Bambel. The fact that she's only a princess so there must be a king and queen makes that even better
Mom: "honey we're leaving to go to church in 6 minutes"
Me as a child:
I just laughed at that notion and kept playing regularly
Better time spent playing games anyway, the church does the same thing with people's heads
Angry Christians incoming. Warning.
Atheism rocks! No church!
I am not Jon *WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?*
Absolutely nothing on Sunday!
Mom: come down in five minutes
Son: super Mario 64 takes 5 minutes
Ha haha
Peach: the power of the stars is restored to the castle
Mario: Tf you talkin about
I like the part where he says "Yahoo!"
Carter S So you like all the video :v
I like the part where he ate that cake
What about when he said yahoo?
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOO
the gaming gods YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAAYYAAYYAYAYAAYHOO
Job interviewer: "so what are your sets of special skills"
This guy: "do you have a n64?"
Chandler Sherrill this guy:do you have 5 gum?*
Its a tas
not much skill in TAS runs ... knowledge for sure tho.
So, they're hiring a computer?
What's a tas?
Remember all that stuff that didn't happen, yeah good times
Bowser just executed his intricate plan to kidnap the princess and hide 120 stars behind an army of his goons. He sits down to chill and enjoy his victory.
Boss music immediately starts playing.
This video should just be renamed “YAHOO”
More like YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHOO
*Backwards Long Jump Intensifies*
YAHOO.wmv, if we want to be more precise.
More like mario saying yahoo for 5 minutes
Take a shot every time you hear “YA-HOO”
sadness My liver turned into a woopie cushion
OUMPH
God I'll be drunk
er
Dun an yu deer chalg mi *falls to the floor*
Well remember that hes mostly saying YAH and not YAH HOO
When peach says "come over, the toads aren't home"
The credits make me think about how much effort and time the game took to make, and the rest of the video shows me how much is actually required to beat it
Eh it’s TAS so it’s actually physically impossible to do this
Or very skillful, and highly unlikely.
PhoenixGamingSC no... The current WC is somewhere around 6-7minutes.
PhoenixGamingSC ummm, no it's not, it's just Impossible to do it in 5 mins, I've done it in 7 using the same strats
@phoenix he didn't say anything about it being a human player, just that there are a lot of stages to beat to beat the game.
Wow, I didn't realize that game had so many glitches in it.
+Barnacules Nerdgasm It's one of the first good 3D platformers so what do you expect
+Barnacules Nerdgasm I Love your Videos, I was just browsing randomly when I saw your comment :3
You didn't realize an N64 game had a million glitches? Wat
Me neither
Everyone! This is THE Barnacles. Have some respect.
so you're really gonna tell me that a game that took my entire childhood to complete fully can be done in 5 minutes and 47 seconds? yeah, aight
Exploits, bugs and cheating does the trick. It's not really completed. To complete it properly you need all the stars etc. The fastest record there is about 1 hr 40 minutes or so, I believe, and that's a speedrun with exploits too for ppl practicing it for decades. I wouldn't take this too seriously comparing it to a different video game era. : P
is
now its 1 key and 4:20.77
ZonZorZerx first of all, the 120 star wr is 1:38. Second of all, this is a speedrun, beating the game as fast as possible with as few stars as possible.
Lastly, the tricks are all at least 90 times as impressive as “normal play”.
I still haven't beat it
It's heartwarming how this guy still uploads today.
The perfect run doesn't exi-
Wait.
Actually, this run is very old and outdated. It was the first ever run that beat the game with 0 stars, since then there have been many faster Tool-Assisted Speedruns.
Here is the fastest run with an uploaded video as far as I know: ua-cam.com/video/vwHzcH-yTEc/v-deo.html Though even this has already been improved by a few frames.
@@TompaA it's really cool to see how far the TAS have come since then !
7:14
Peach: mario the power of the stars restored the castle
Mario: bitch what stars and wheres my cake
dangit i was going to say that
Good joke! Haha!
Jrtheassassin7 the cake is in her ass- I mean...its ass flavor, 😅
"Mario, come save me!" "Again? Why should I!?" "I have cake made!" *this video*
Andy Q. nigra y u usin correct grammer m8
*ya-hoo*
*YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAHOO*
roneybill usuário
YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-HOO YA-HO AHMF YIPPIE
Bullets&Melee - I hate life 👌👍✌👏
*wohoo*
Peach: Save Me
Mario: drinks Red Bull I'll be right there
It's amazing how broken this game really is
『itsPatrickBoi』 I must agree, my dude
Green Yoshi Plush Hi Yoshi!
Yoshi HIIII
Santiago Ferrari I bet its an emulator cause kids this sweaty only play mouse and keyboard
Invrsion FYI, most people who emulate don't play on keyboard and mouse and use a controller
Peach: the power of the stars have been returned to the castle
Stars mario collected: *0 stars*
Like 69 nice
Mario: oh about that...
say *SPEED* rlly fast
me- BEES
Peach: come over
Mario: Sorry gotta watch Luigi, he's ill
Peach: My parents are gone
Mario: -insert this video-
Literally lmao
the word parents and panties are interchangeable
Stand master: Mario Mario
Stand name: YAHOO
Destructive power: A
Speed: ∞
Range: A
Persistence: ∞
Precision: A
Developmental Potential
: D
I took longer to read all these funny comments than I did actually watch the video
"The power of the stars is restored to the castle!"
What stars?
peach: the stars you collected to save me!
mario: yeah.. about that
This is probably the only good comment in this comment section
MKStuff - unfortunately it's already been commented dozens of times in this vid's comment section. There's nothing original anymore in these types of comment sections, just people really fixin' to get some likes. =)
lsubslimed wow, killjoy much?
Me: Hey Mario! What's Your Favorite Search Engine?
Mario: Yahoo!
Me: No Really.
Mario:Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YAHOO!
Me: OK! CALM DOWN!
give this man 120 cookies.
Ok if you say so 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
This is amazing
+kirbycake86 lol
+kirbycake86 lol
1:46 bowser: woah, that was fast
3:17 bowser: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO COLLECT ALL THE STARS! YOU’RE RUINING EVERYTHING!
5:17 bowser: UH, PLEASE DON’T BATTLE ME! I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT MARIO!
5:34 Mario: “so long king bowser” (EXPLOSION) thank you so much for playing my game