Seeing Through Selenite
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2018
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**CREDITS**
Host
Michael Stevens
Edited by
Jack Merline
VFX outros by
Eric Langlay
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Music by Jake Chudnow
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and from www.audionetwork.com
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"This is how your eyes work"
10 minutes later
**licks table**
"The table is salty"
666 likes
Kanna Stfu filthy weeb
Hmm..... uhh. I cant explain
i like michael because hes unpredictable like in vsauce 3 why mars when michael drinks water and then when he pulls the cup down the water falls out of his mouth lol
@@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 no. :)
beginning of the video: explaining how images are formed in our retinas.
end of the video: **licking selenite**
And learn that your tongue is awesome.
Why is there only one ( now two😁 ) comments on the top comment?😂
Sounds like a usual vsauce video
Good thing he wasn't trying to look through toads.
It tastes cold.
"Your knowledge is more important than my health"
Brandon Deleon899
Marie Curie is laughing in her grave
-Everyone whos ever gotten a Dawin's Award
Patrick
Darwin.
Funny that you wrote it wrong while beeing amused of dumb peoples death 😂😉
He really does love us
‘A for bottom’
Michael: "You probably shouldn't inhale this"
also Michael: 11:14
Breathing literally intensifies
@@Arkew_ *licks*
🤣
@@CJMapping *then licks another more*
Michael, an intellectual: "You probably shouldn't inhale this"
Also Michael: "I wonder if I can eat this"
Sandwichy well yeah you dont inhale sawdust, but you can more than likely digest it. Not that youd really want to
*sniffs at it a minute later*
literally me
and that's the last we've heard from Michael
Because our knowledge is more important than his health
"A for bottom" hurt me physically
Theo Dunlap
Imagine if B was Apex
Right? Troll/10.
Like "Penhole" and "th-uss"
Bottom=Ass ....he knew what he was doing
B for above!
You really understand what kind of person Michael is on videos like this.
“Why is this falling apart? Geez, you probably wouldn’t want to inhale this. I wonder if you could eat it. *licks table* Eww. The table is salty. *licks mineral* Tastes like... cold.”
“Endgame is the most ambitious crossover”
This video : “Michael’s toys and Michael draws on white pieces of card stock”
Lol facts
10:11 "Hannah could you come lick this?" - Michael Stevens (2018)
SOMEBODY MEME THIS
Jack Le V sauce out of context
#metoo
Lynks Disease
2D zZz This House Had People In It
Michael: Hannah, ligma.
Hannah: Ligma what?
Michael: Ligma selenite lol
This is so sad ulexite play despacito
under rated
*jumps off a bridge*
Michael: Why is it shedding?
Everyone: I thought he knew everything.
Michael: "if you inhaled this you'll be in alot of trouble"
Couple minutes later
Micheal: *smells it
Yeah that's the worst thing he did with it
Your knowledge is more important than my health.
-Micheal Stevens 2018
So much commitment.
I wanna like this but you have 128 likes and that’s a perfect power of two and I don’t want to be the one to ruin that.
Akumu74 too late bud it’s now at 132 so it is only divisible by 2, 3, 4, 6, 22, 33, 44, 66, and 132
Evan Davis *dies
Will it be on his headstone?
Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history
DONG: Michael Draws on White Pieces of Cardstock x Michael’s Toy’s
MICHAELS TOYS AND MICHAEL DRAWS ON WHITE PEICES OF CARDSTOCK
Michael dies in Infinity War
@@AJFX101, Nah he's definitely one of the heroes that remain
Marvel: DONG War!
The infinity stones are made of selenite
And this is something you can't do online now guys.
Unless they make a website for it. Who knows? There mighg be one? Not real experience but hey, you asked for online. 😬
Is this some sort of reference or something? I have no idea what you're talking about!
@@meltingzero3853 Because on DONG he usually talks about websites, something you can Do Online Now Guys (DONG)
@@igoral3035 What in all world is a DONG?? Never heard about this, certainly not on this channel, I can tell you.
@@meltingzero3853 i can't tell if you're trolling me or not
Yes, my most urging question about optics has always been what Selenite tastes like! Thank you for finally answering this question.
Michael: Let's talk about optics
Also Michael: [licks selenite]
Also, talks about temperature.
Breaking: UA-camr Michael Stevens,creator of “vsauce”dies of selenite overdose
Missed opportunity:
"A for bottom, B for above"
Pentium Fallen b for apex
Pentium Fallen wdym he’s spells it aop not top
APEX
A for Bottom , B for Top
Outstanding joke
"A for bottom"
"B for top"
The alphabet, with Michael
i mean, this is a goldmine for vsauce out of context material, so can we really complain?
Michael forgot the login to vsauce and is now just trolling at this point...
No this is a dong cause you can do this online now guys
Michael is one high quality boi. EASILY in my top 20 bois of all time.
I love how both of these responses don't have anything to do with the main comment.
@@Kasum_ish
Right? It's obviously 73 not 16.
Oooh how controversial
"I bet these fibers would be bad if you inhaled them"
less then a minute later sniffing the block...
But this isn't asbestos, says Michael in his head.
They would only be dangerous if he actually inhaled the fibres, like asbestos you can smell the actual stuff all you like as long as none of the fibres come looss
I tried to get rid of some board which are similar to asbestos down a local refuse and recycle plant, the would not take it because it looked like asbestos. They were so scared of it, they would not even touch it with their hands/gloves.. Just makes me laugh because Michael was sniffing this fibrous material, yet they wouldn't even physically touch it.
THAN*
doh.
I just love Michael, his humour and intelligence always amazes me
I was so relieved when he finally pulled out the ruler.
The lore deepens.
Hello again
the plot thiccens
Hello once again
The most complex lore in a series
No doubt Michael is the Nameless King
Thanks Michael, your explanation of vision was... crystal clear.
Master Therion ay
Get out
djndjsjsjsj lmfaooois
Bu-dum pshhh
So you like get paid to come up puns?
not that i don't like them but i see you everywhere haha
0:42 A for Bottom
Michael: *an intellectual* lets name it „A“ for Bottom
“this table is salty”
but what is salt? and why does salt taste like it does, is it because of taste buds? or...
is it because of time travel?
*music starts*
Yea i missed that
*Vsauce theme starts playing*
Twisted Banana r/woosh
I said that as he said "rarted" so it was likely a joke
Haha nice
LOL
wow i love my favorite crossover,
*michael draws on pieces of white cardstock*
and
*michaels toys*
best crossover episode ever
@@brennantaylor301 yep
your profile pic is a MOOOOD like actually me
The most ambitious crossover in history
Don't forget the new series, Michael licks things he probably shouldn't.
Please don't try to eat, lick, sniff, or drink Selenite. It is a fiberus Crystal that is best left outside the human body.*is currently face palming*
Uh oh I keep selenite by my desk
@@FAMOUS4EVER3000u still alive?
"This is how eyesight works"
**One Eternity Later**
"This table is salty"
"Turns out Selenite is pure poison! I am deathly ill. Caroline, please bring me more pain pills."
Need more portal references in my life
hopefully jumping through these new portals can leach the lunar poison out of a mans bloodstream there
*_WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS DON’T MAKE LEMONADE_*
Yes sir, Mr. Johnson!
Well done, sir!
Licking is most pure and genuine manifestation of curiosity. Licking is awesome. A like for licking bizarre stuff.
a Twitter thread on licking: twitter.com/mikamckinnon/status/1030188006966214660
And then... There was aids.
We don't want him dead yet
So are you saying you like rero'ing and jjba?
Aaaaah... Babies.
“Æugggh, y’know what, the table ith thalty” 😭😭😭 we love you Michael but geez you are something else
8:10 Body once told me the world is gonna roll me!
“Hannah, can you come lick this?” - Michael 2018
“This episode is supposed to be about optic properties not taste.” -Michael 2018
“We’ll call this one A for bottom....and we will call this one B for top” -Michael 2018
"I can't spell a simple name" - DaBookyOtter 345 2018
How hard is it to spell Michael.
Gosh guys I’ll fix it you two at the top are complaining like little kids
point A...
*for bottom*
Oh my god, when he called point above A A' instead of C, and called points on retina without '
For all the way at the bottom
I know right sooo frustrating hahah
@@OliverKawai it grinds my gears and mingles my dingle
point a... for harry styles
oooo that’s a beautiful retina
Me:”hey I’m a professor of optics” them:”ok what makes you qualified” me:”I watched a vsauce video”
A = Bottom
B = Top
B should have been named Apex
Wolf Bane twin
B is above
Aphex Twin bottom confirmed
Apex... Legends?
@@wangwang5896 Ahh, pop culture. Ruining obscure words by bringing them into the mainstream such that all the people who didn't read dictionaries as a kid assumes you're talking about the pop culture reference when you use them.
The video went from drawing, to minerals, to a taste testing show.
Well done Michael!
Micheal's Toys really is a show for teens who like to cook.
Aussie Bogan you mean "tasting show"?
@@greekfire7980 same thing
Aussie Bogan 👌🏻
I love how Michaels just having fun now and doing whatever he wants in his videos 😊
0:50 Michael: "point "A" for bottom"
Micheal draws on white pieces of cardstock meets Micheal's toys. And they said Infinity War was gonna be the most ambitious crossover event in history. Smh
@Draconic Duelist it was a joke
@Draconic Duelist *wooosh*
wooosh
R/wooosh
Why do so many people use this pfp?
"Your knowledge is more important than my health"
Said no youtuber ever but michael
Clearly you've never seen CodysLab.
Coyote Peterson.
and B for 'btop'
Or, as Joerg Sprave put it, "Safety is our #2 concern."
Cody’s lab acts that way too
I wonder if he visited a school and questioned everyone and gave them a 10 minute lecture on how it is supposed to be explained
It’s weird to think that right now I’m actually seeing something upside down, but it feels normal to us anyways.
Well I’m not seeing it upside down, I’m just receiving those lights upside down. Luckily the brain does it for me :D
if you were to wear glasses that made everything upside down, your brain would eventually learn to interpret it correctly, and then once you took those glasses off, your brain would need time to readjust again
@@EMETRL that sounds like something I would pay for to get
I think that's why you see everything upside down when you're first born. I heard that somewhere but it could be wrong. Makes me wonder if there's any mental disorder where your brain never corrects it so you always see everything upside down
HOW the brain does it is the mysterious part, to this day we don't know if it's a physical thing the brain does, meaning it's flipping the image by reversing neurons and/or synapsis, kind of like swapping wires around in a circuit so that positive is negative and negative is positive, or if it's a subconscious mental function, that psychologically we just get used to seeing things flipped.
It's not just upside down either, images are flipped left to right as well (Michael used a 2D image to show this process, making it difficult to tell that both horizontal and vertical images are flipped, but it makes sense).
"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history"
Michael:
hold my selenite
top 1 most ambitious crossovers
Tasting the selenite is simultaneously the most Michael and un-Michael thing Michael could do.
Michael's the kind of person to look at a block of Selenite and go "is anyone gonna eat that" and not wait for an answer
Selenite is non toxic. It does however break off in shards when in water. I'm guessing just a little bit of the moisture did it.
Isn't gypsum sometimes contaminated with asbestos?
And his *T O N G* ue too I assume
his hands were probably sweaty enough to make that happen
Lenne Float his palms were sweaty knees weaks arms were heavy
@@rfldss89 but selenite is not listed as one with asbestos.
And when Michael gets a huge brain like Megamind, you'll know why..... He licks minerals. 😂
The real amazing thing is the fact that Michael can draw such straight lines that easily
man talks about eyes and licks selenite off a table
Absolute mad lad
Good news! Selenite is water soluble, so even if it does wind up all over the place and in your lungs, it'll eventually just pass through you. Still, I wouldn't recommend huffing fluffy rocks. Also, it was probably breaking down from ambient humidity.
Thank goodness. Thank you, sir.
It’s just salt isn’t it
Nah, it's gypsum that grew up to be really fancy. It'll certainly linger for a while, since it isn't quite that soluble, but it's not going to stick around forever like some other rocks that go airborne. (If that's setting off alarm bells for any drywall installers, that stuff's mainly spooky because of the silica commonly used alongside gypsum.)
Selenite a form of gypsum is actually not healthy to ingest as the particulates are not fine enough to "pass through your body" how ever diatacious (probably not spelled right) earth is gypsum that has been sifted/filtered so that the particulates are fine enough to be ingested by humans. Be sure to get the one labeled for human consumption as both are sold.
Salt is a rock, and selenite is non-toxic.
I love how half of the video is him licking and questioning the selenite
I love Michael draws on white peices of cardstock meets Michaels toys! It's my favourite
Michael you should do a video on one of the greatest questions in the universe, will Vsauce 1 ever upload a video again?
He sold it out to UA-cam and they tanked it that's why he started this one
But if he answered that question in a video, then he would have already... answered the...
*PARADOXES* (music plays)
Yeah I really do miss that style of video. Leave it to Google to ruin a good thing.
I need vsauce videos again! They got me through so many sick days lol
@@necromorphous
Same here.
Michael just to remind you that you have a UA-cam channel called Vsauce
He still uploads Mindfield there. I know its paid content but its content. DONG is basically VsauceFree
@@ThatWildcard This channel is more for small triva stuff and small facts and just random stuff in general.
His main channel is more philosophical or MUCH more mathematical.
@Solanius Ummm He is not?
putting it in simple words,
dong is for dumb people like me.
Vsuace is for MIT/Stanford/Oxford people.
@@ThatWildcard he hasn't uploaded in ten months
“Ugh, this table tastes salty from all the sweaty hands and sweaty Michael”
also this is an extremely superb explanation of perspective view vs orthographic view in 3d graphics
Everyone stop what you’re doing, Micheals back!!!
Nadija Sulcaj
Guess who's back
Back again
Michael's back
Tell a friend
matthigast Ok I gotta say that Eminem reference made this comment better
*STOP LICKING IT I WANNA SEE THE 30*
i didn t see it
@@nenume00 camera fail
he showed it, but it wasn’t C L E A R
Yes
My science teacher: Don’t taste science
Vsauce: LICK
"Point A for Bottom" made me laugh way harder than it should have
I have central vision loss due to my retina degenerating. This video makes me understand why objects far away I can't even see, because they are reflected towards the middle of my retina (the degenerating part). Thanks for the informative video!!
Victoria Sweetie
Hmm, might be the same reason for me.
oof Victoria i feel so bad for you is there a way to treat it or get a new retina or something?
@VengefulSpoon84 cool! i never knew that. I imagine its pretty hard though.
May God grant you the health you long for and restore your eyesight.
Glasses maybe?
Isn’t this near sightedness?
*licks mineral that has been falling apart the whole video* "ugh why is this on my tongue?"
everybody talks about him eating the selenite but nobody talks about him just casually spitting on the floor
You'd literally need eyes as wide as the field you wanted to see without converging perspective tho...
Now I know what stars would look like.
There goes my idea for a sci-fi novel.
Michael can see through anything ;)
Dank Matter even Carolina reaper pepper on hot ones 2000000 scoville with Sean
Victor Holanda ???
So he's blind
Except for fingers.
He can see your soul through your eyes, even in pre-recorder videos!
If only this popped up 3 years ago when I needed it...
The whole licking of that block of selenite is just asking to be meme'd hard.
h a n n a h c o u l d y o u c o m e l i c k t h i s
EDIT: 359 likes? Wow thanks...?
Add that to the "Vsauce out of context" compilations
Why is it funnier with spaces? 😂
Hey Grandayy come over here
If this isn't the most ambitious crossover in history, I don't know what is.
TubesOfSweetcorn shut it weeb
Smash bros Ultimate
Technically I can't be a weeaboo since I'm Japanese, but thanks for the compliment anyways.
The light rays at least are not crossing over.
*draws imperfect plane. "Perfect"
Me:
Point A: Above
Point B: Below
Michael:
No
Michael: *Shows how you can project images through Selenite on paper for 8 minutes.*
Also Michael: "Hannah, could you come lick this?" and "I wonder if I can eat this..." " *spit* , *spit* "
See through the DONG
EXPAND DONG
Taste the DONG
Experience... the DONG
Dio Drando i'm seeing you everywhere now...🤔
Are you Justin y's brother or something I see you everywhere
Guys, I don't know how to say this, but I think Michael is starting to go bald.
He was already from long back
Aniket B r/whoosh
It's the selenite that's doing it to him
@@nathanmohaupt1166 r/ihavereddit
@@aniketb3513 what? Since when? I’ve never noticed it until now.
Me: *searches other videos of selenite because I’m curious*
The videos: healing your soul with selenite
Am I just tasting cold
Or I'm just losing heat
*vsauce theme starts playing*
Both
/music plays
yes
Hey DONGers... Mineral Resources Engineer here. (Sorry, I couldn't resist) Nothing bad can happen if you just lick some selenite, or any other gypsum-like material. You should avoid inhaling it in large quantities though. Gypsum (and thus Selenite) is ranked #2 in MOHS scale of hardness, making it one of the most soft/brittle minerals. FYI, the hardest is of course, the Diamond, which is ranked #10.
Yes, but is it as cute as Phosphophyllite?
@@CKOD Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
@@jamma003 all selenite crystals have the same crystal structure, however the purity is not standard. You may find a mineral who is more opaque than semi transparent. Also you have to be sure to find a properly cut mineral along the crystal structure (or as Michael says, the "fibers"). I would suggest to search your local minerals stores and/or museums (if you have any), instead of buying it online
Actually, this is the reason we don't have mines operating on the surface of the moon yet.
So... Like asbestos? Nothing to worry about, then...
Beautiful illustration.
Aliens with selenite eyes, when looking at the earth, could see Michael's beard in all it's glory - provided they are patient enough to receive photons and have fancy eye stabilizers.
It ain’t the same without classic “Hey, Vsauce Michael here”
It's "Hey Vsauce! Micheal here". The viewers are being addressed as Vsauce. We are the Vsauce.
"Where are your fingers?"
his name is Vsause Michael
we are vsause he is micheal
Ahmad Rana who is here? We don’t know.
"it really tastes COLD" 11:19
Who knew COLD was a taste huh :thinking:
"Uuuugh now there's a bunch on my tongue"
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I love how just (for lack of a better word) plainly hilarious Michael is. Who knew leaening about random stuff could be so hilarilous, thanks to Vsauce Michael
WTF I've just watched! (WTF stands for Amazing Science Show)
Oh my god you look just like the dude from Vsause
your being sarcastic right?
@@penguin-IDK yes congratulations you figured out the joke
@@penguin-IDK *woooosh*
I'm hoping this is sarcasm
@@50daysago14 🤦🤦🤦 That wasn't a woooosh. He understood the joke, he was just checking.
Hey Michael just to remind you that you have a UA-cam channel called Vsauce...
Edit:Almost 1k likes???
9
THANKS FOR SPEAKING THAT OUT LOUD GOD THAT FELT GOOD
He has explained why he doesn’t upload there vids like this
@@harrrisgaming Could you please send me a link to his explanation? Would be much appreciated!
R S M Bro are you ok?
this is a really well done explanation of vision
Really enjoyable series! Continue it
"Welcome to another episode of Micheal draws on pieces of white cardstock... Meets Michael's toys."
In the Soviet Russia Selenite sees through you
Also Selenite tastes you.
In soviet Rassia selenit siis thru you
I see this meme everywhere. How did it even start??
Juicy Pear In Soviet Russia, Meme start you
In Soviet Russia, dead, crusty meme revive you!
Another mind trip is that the image that's projected and focused onto our retinas is only a fraction of an inch, yet we still see it as it's full original size.
Pls make a another Michael's toys vid, I love this series
6:40 aWw yEah 90 degrees
Listen to it but first close your eyes .
This comment is so underrated
I just have to let you know that clicking in the "6:40" made me burst out a laught. Thanks
"But I will still continue because your pursuit of knowledge is more important than my health." - Michael 😂