i like michael because hes unpredictable like in vsauce 3 why mars when michael drinks water and then when he pulls the cup down the water falls out of his mouth lol
They would only be dangerous if he actually inhaled the fibres, like asbestos you can smell the actual stuff all you like as long as none of the fibres come looss
I tried to get rid of some board which are similar to asbestos down a local refuse and recycle plant, the would not take it because it looked like asbestos. They were so scared of it, they would not even touch it with their hands/gloves.. Just makes me laugh because Michael was sniffing this fibrous material, yet they wouldn't even physically touch it.
You really understand what kind of person Michael is on videos like this. “Why is this falling apart? Geez, you probably wouldn’t want to inhale this. I wonder if you could eat it. *licks table* Eww. The table is salty. *licks mineral* Tastes like... cold.”
“Hannah, can you come lick this?” - Michael 2018 “This episode is supposed to be about optic properties not taste.” -Michael 2018 “We’ll call this one A for bottom....and we will call this one B for top” -Michael 2018
Micheal draws on white pieces of cardstock meets Micheal's toys. And they said Infinity War was gonna be the most ambitious crossover event in history. Smh
“this table is salty” but what is salt? and why does salt taste like it does, is it because of taste buds? or... is it because of time travel? *music starts*
A fun fact is that an owls eyes are like long cylinders, allowing them to see objects larger than we see them (from far away) BUT it means that they can't swivel their eyeballs like we can, hence the almost 360° head rotation they're famous for :)
@The RGB Gamer 071 I'm sorry to be that guy, but owls have a range of rotation of up to 270°, not 180. Looking from left to right is 180° which is what humans can muster
Most bird's eyes are actually fixed in their sockets. Owls are able to swivel their necks 270 degrees _in either direction,_ which means they can easily see at any angle without moving their torso. And the tube shape does not necessarily specifically aid with vision, it's just necessary to fit such enormous eyes in such a tiny cranium. The goal seems to be to form the largest retinal image possible, which improves foveal resolution in the daytime (smaller airy disks) and provides more information for cortical computation in the nighttime (giving better edge detection, for instance). Interestingly, owls are farsighted and cannot focus on anything within a few centimeters of their eyes, though I suppose they don't find this much of an inconvenience. I guess that's kind of inevitable with fixed, cylindrical eyes.
@@wangwang5896 Ahh, pop culture. Ruining obscure words by bringing them into the mainstream such that all the people who didn't read dictionaries as a kid assumes you're talking about the pop culture reference when you use them.
Good news! Selenite is water soluble, so even if it does wind up all over the place and in your lungs, it'll eventually just pass through you. Still, I wouldn't recommend huffing fluffy rocks. Also, it was probably breaking down from ambient humidity.
Nah, it's gypsum that grew up to be really fancy. It'll certainly linger for a while, since it isn't quite that soluble, but it's not going to stick around forever like some other rocks that go airborne. (If that's setting off alarm bells for any drywall installers, that stuff's mainly spooky because of the silica commonly used alongside gypsum.)
Selenite a form of gypsum is actually not healthy to ingest as the particulates are not fine enough to "pass through your body" how ever diatacious (probably not spelled right) earth is gypsum that has been sifted/filtered so that the particulates are fine enough to be ingested by humans. Be sure to get the one labeled for human consumption as both are sold.
@@ThatWildcard This channel is more for small triva stuff and small facts and just random stuff in general. His main channel is more philosophical or MUCH more mathematical.
I have central vision loss due to my retina degenerating. This video makes me understand why objects far away I can't even see, because they are reflected towards the middle of my retina (the degenerating part). Thanks for the informative video!!
Hey DONGers... Mineral Resources Engineer here. (Sorry, I couldn't resist) Nothing bad can happen if you just lick some selenite, or any other gypsum-like material. You should avoid inhaling it in large quantities though. Gypsum (and thus Selenite) is ranked #2 in MOHS scale of hardness, making it one of the most soft/brittle minerals. FYI, the hardest is of course, the Diamond, which is ranked #10.
@@jamma003 all selenite crystals have the same crystal structure, however the purity is not standard. You may find a mineral who is more opaque than semi transparent. Also you have to be sure to find a properly cut mineral along the crystal structure (or as Michael says, the "fibers"). I would suggest to search your local minerals stores and/or museums (if you have any), instead of buying it online
Michael: *Shows how you can project images through Selenite on paper for 8 minutes.* Also Michael: "Hannah, could you come lick this?" and "I wonder if I can eat this..." " *spit* , *spit* "
True, but that type of vision would be ridiculously impractical - with it you could only see objects that were smaller than your eye since the image on the retina is always the exact size as the object it's looking at. For example if you wanted to see a whole door that's in front of you, you would need to have an eye as big or bigger than that door. Though it would not matter how far the door would actually be from you - it would always appear to be exactly the same. Also if anyone is curious how it would look like to see like this it's actually very common in 3d graphics: -in video games that use isometric projection - they were very popular once, now mostly indie titles use it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isometric_projection -any 3D software like Blender, 3ds Max, Maya etc will have a viewport that can display the scene in what's called orthographic projection - a type of parallel projection. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_projection And here's a screenshot from Blender showcasing perspective vs orthographic projection: easyblend.org/html/_images/3dperspective.jpg
If you had two eyes, each with only parallel light hitting each retina, and the eyes had any distance between them, but were pointed at the same object, the brain could perceive 3D. This is because the eyes would see two slightly different images.
Dad? When you said you went to the store *down* town in November you never came back. Why does it seem like the only thing that matters to you is DONGs. We miss you. Love, the saucy famsquad
Don't mind me Just watching this video pretending that the fact that Vsauce1 hasn't uploaded a nice video in years doesn't make me cry at night Just minding my business
That would be a really small image. Imagine you want to take a picture of a chair: using the usual technique is easy, because the light would reach the camera lens from the top of the chair with some angle, and the same for the bottom, so we can have a full image of the chair (from top to bottom). But if we wanted to use a camera with a selenyte lens to take a picture of the chair, we would need a camera with a size at least as big as the chair, because now the light can only pass the lens if it is perpendicular, so in order to have a full image, we would need a chair-sized lens that would capture the entire chair's parallel light projection. Hope I made it clear enough!
Ok, let's get some things straight. What you're looking for is called a "Telecentric Lens". Yes, it exists. This is a concept called orthographic projection. Basically an orthographic projection is the same concept as if you were looking at an object from an infinite distance. So if you put a lens on your camera that has a very high zoom level, like 500mm, you're basically seeing the same thing as a parallel projection, only a tiny bit of perspective.
Same, I probably should have used the time to write on my term paper, but meh... And there really is no better time to watch Michael's videos than at 4am
I am really drunk right now but I just wanted to say, Micheal. Please don't put yourself in danger for us, we want to keep seeing you and we've lost enough people already like Stefan Karl ( Robbie Rotten) Don't enhale that selenite man, it's not worth it! It's not!
I like to imagine that it sounds like a campfire crackling to us (from earth) bc its so far away edit: obviously under the pretense that space is conducive to sound.
Yeah, the idea that extraterrestrial life may perceive things differently than human is scary for me. We won't even be able to have common grounds on things, we would just see each other as a threat. Anyway, nice to see you again Michael.
G kev On Earth, evolution has come up with eyes the way they are now in many separate occasions. I think vision as we know it makes a lot of sense as is, and having it any other way in an efficient manner we would end up with a totally different sense
Aliens with selenite eyes, when looking at the earth, could see Michael's beard in all it's glory - provided they are patient enough to receive photons and have fancy eye stabilizers.
I love how just (for lack of a better word) plainly hilarious Michael is. Who knew leaening about random stuff could be so hilarilous, thanks to Vsauce Michael
beginning of the video: explaining how images are formed in our retinas.
end of the video: **licking selenite**
And learn that your tongue is awesome.
Why is there only one ( now two😁 ) comments on the top comment?😂
Sounds like a usual vsauce video
Good thing he wasn't trying to look through toads.
It tastes cold.
Michael, an intellectual: "You probably shouldn't inhale this"
Also Michael: "I wonder if I can eat this"
Sandwichy well yeah you dont inhale sawdust, but you can more than likely digest it. Not that youd really want to
*sniffs at it a minute later*
literally me
and that's the last we've heard from Michael
Because our knowledge is more important than his health
"Your knowledge is more important than my health"
Brandon Deleon899
Marie Curie is laughing in her grave
-Everyone whos ever gotten a Dawin's Award
Patrick
Darwin.
Funny that you wrote it wrong while beeing amused of dumb peoples death 😂😉
He really does love us
‘A for bottom’
"This is how your eyes work"
10 minutes later
**licks table**
"The table is salty"
666 likes
Kanna Stfu filthy weeb
Hmm..... uhh. I cant explain
i like michael because hes unpredictable like in vsauce 3 why mars when michael drinks water and then when he pulls the cup down the water falls out of his mouth lol
@@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 no. :)
"I bet these fibers would be bad if you inhaled them"
less then a minute later sniffing the block...
But this isn't asbestos, says Michael in his head.
They would only be dangerous if he actually inhaled the fibres, like asbestos you can smell the actual stuff all you like as long as none of the fibres come looss
I tried to get rid of some board which are similar to asbestos down a local refuse and recycle plant, the would not take it because it looked like asbestos. They were so scared of it, they would not even touch it with their hands/gloves.. Just makes me laugh because Michael was sniffing this fibrous material, yet they wouldn't even physically touch it.
THAN*
doh.
10:11 "Hannah could you come lick this?" - Michael Stevens (2018)
SOMEBODY MEME THIS
Jack Le V sauce out of context
#metoo
Lynks Disease
2D zZz This House Had People In It
Michael: Let's talk about optics
Also Michael: [licks selenite]
Also, talks about temperature.
Breaking: UA-camr Michael Stevens,creator of “vsauce”dies of selenite overdose
Michael: "You probably shouldn't inhale this"
also Michael: 11:14
Breathing literally intensifies
@@Arkew_ *licks*
🤣
@@CJMapping *then licks another more*
"Turns out Selenite is pure poison! I am deathly ill. Caroline, please bring me more pain pills."
Need more portal references in my life
hopefully jumping through these new portals can leach the lunar poison out of a mans bloodstream there
*_WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS DON’T MAKE LEMONADE_*
Yes sir, Mr. Johnson!
Well done, sir!
The lore deepens.
Hello again
the plot thiccens
Hello once again
The most complex lore in a series
No doubt Michael is the Nameless King
wow i love my favorite crossover,
*michael draws on pieces of white cardstock*
and
*michaels toys*
best crossover episode ever
@@brennantaylor301 yep
your profile pic is a MOOOOD like actually me
The most ambitious crossover in history
Don't forget the new series, Michael licks things he probably shouldn't.
You really understand what kind of person Michael is on videos like this.
“Why is this falling apart? Geez, you probably wouldn’t want to inhale this. I wonder if you could eat it. *licks table* Eww. The table is salty. *licks mineral* Tastes like... cold.”
“Hannah, can you come lick this?” - Michael 2018
“This episode is supposed to be about optic properties not taste.” -Michael 2018
“We’ll call this one A for bottom....and we will call this one B for top” -Michael 2018
"I can't spell a simple name" - DaBookyOtter 345 2018
How hard is it to spell Michael.
Gosh guys I’ll fix it you two at the top are complaining like little kids
Thanks Michael, your explanation of vision was... crystal clear.
Master Therion ay
Get out
djndjsjsjsj lmfaooois
Bu-dum pshhh
So you like get paid to come up puns?
not that i don't like them but i see you everywhere haha
Micheal draws on white pieces of cardstock meets Micheal's toys. And they said Infinity War was gonna be the most ambitious crossover event in history. Smh
@Draconic Duelist it was a joke
@Draconic Duelist *wooosh*
wooosh
R/wooosh
Why do so many people use this pfp?
“Endgame is the most ambitious crossover”
This video : “Michael’s toys and Michael draws on white pieces of card stock”
Lol facts
"A for bottom" hurt me physically
Theo Dunlap
Imagine if B was Apex
Right? Troll/10.
Like "Penhole" and "th-uss"
Bottom=Ass ....he knew what he was doing
B for above!
Michael forgot the login to vsauce and is now just trolling at this point...
No this is a dong cause you can do this online now guys
Michael is one high quality boi. EASILY in my top 20 bois of all time.
I love how both of these responses don't have anything to do with the main comment.
@@Kasum_ish
Right? It's obviously 73 not 16.
Oooh how controversial
Your knowledge is more important than my health.
-Micheal Stevens 2018
So much commitment.
I wanna like this but you have 128 likes and that’s a perfect power of two and I don’t want to be the one to ruin that.
Akumu74 too late bud it’s now at 132 so it is only divisible by 2, 3, 4, 6, 22, 33, 44, 66, and 132
Evan Davis *dies
Will it be on his headstone?
Michael: Why is it shedding?
Everyone: I thought he knew everything.
The video went from drawing, to minerals, to a taste testing show.
Well done Michael!
Micheal's Toys really is a show for teens who like to cook.
Aussie Bogan you mean "tasting show"?
@@greekfire7980 same thing
Aussie Bogan 👌🏻
“this table is salty”
but what is salt? and why does salt taste like it does, is it because of taste buds? or...
is it because of time travel?
*music starts*
Yea i missed that
*Vsauce theme starts playing*
Twisted Banana r/woosh
I said that as he said "rarted" so it was likely a joke
Haha nice
LOL
"Your knowledge is more important than my health"
Said no youtuber ever but michael
Clearly you've never seen CodysLab.
Coyote Peterson.
and B for 'btop'
Or, as Joerg Sprave put it, "Safety is our #2 concern."
Cody’s lab acts that way too
Michael: "if you inhaled this you'll be in alot of trouble"
Couple minutes later
Micheal: *smells it
Yeah that's the worst thing he did with it
Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history
DONG: Michael Draws on White Pieces of Cardstock x Michael’s Toy’s
MICHAELS TOYS AND MICHAEL DRAWS ON WHITE PEICES OF CARDSTOCK
Michael dies in Infinity War
@@AJFX101, Nah he's definitely one of the heroes that remain
Marvel: DONG War!
The infinity stones are made of selenite
top 1 most ambitious crossovers
A fun fact is that an owls eyes are like long cylinders, allowing them to see objects larger than we see them (from far away) BUT it means that they can't swivel their eyeballs like we can, hence the almost 360° head rotation they're famous for :)
@The RGB Gamer 071 I'm sorry to be that guy, but owls have a range of rotation of up to 270°, not 180.
Looking from left to right is 180° which is what humans can muster
@@joannaatkins822 damn
i can confirm these facts
Most bird's eyes are actually fixed in their sockets. Owls are able to swivel their necks 270 degrees _in either direction,_ which means they can easily see at any angle without moving their torso. And the tube shape does not necessarily specifically aid with vision, it's just necessary to fit such enormous eyes in such a tiny cranium. The goal seems to be to form the largest retinal image possible, which improves foveal resolution in the daytime (smaller airy disks) and provides more information for cortical computation in the nighttime (giving better edge detection, for instance). Interestingly, owls are farsighted and cannot focus on anything within a few centimeters of their eyes, though I suppose they don't find this much of an inconvenience. I guess that's kind of inevitable with fixed, cylindrical eyes.
@@EebstertheGreat what foveal vision?
And this is something you can't do online now guys.
Unless they make a website for it. Who knows? There mighg be one? Not real experience but hey, you asked for online. 😬
Is this some sort of reference or something? I have no idea what you're talking about!
@@meltingzero3853 Because on DONG he usually talks about websites, something you can Do Online Now Guys (DONG)
@@igoral3035 What in all world is a DONG?? Never heard about this, certainly not on this channel, I can tell you.
@@meltingzero3853 i can't tell if you're trolling me or not
Selenite is non toxic. It does however break off in shards when in water. I'm guessing just a little bit of the moisture did it.
Isn't gypsum sometimes contaminated with asbestos?
And his *T O N G* ue too I assume
his hands were probably sweaty enough to make that happen
Lenne Float his palms were sweaty knees weaks arms were heavy
@@rfldss89 but selenite is not listed as one with asbestos.
Missed opportunity:
"A for bottom, B for above"
Pentium Fallen b for apex
Pentium Fallen wdym he’s spells it aop not top
APEX
A for Bottom , B for Top
Outstanding joke
"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history"
Michael:
hold my selenite
i mean, this is a goldmine for vsauce out of context material, so can we really complain?
A = Bottom
B = Top
B should have been named Apex
Wolf Bane twin
B is above
Aphex Twin bottom confirmed
Apex... Legends?
@@wangwang5896 Ahh, pop culture. Ruining obscure words by bringing them into the mainstream such that all the people who didn't read dictionaries as a kid assumes you're talking about the pop culture reference when you use them.
Michael: Hannah, ligma.
Hannah: Ligma what?
Michael: Ligma selenite lol
This is so sad ulexite play despacito
under rated
*jumps off a bridge*
Good news! Selenite is water soluble, so even if it does wind up all over the place and in your lungs, it'll eventually just pass through you. Still, I wouldn't recommend huffing fluffy rocks. Also, it was probably breaking down from ambient humidity.
Thank goodness. Thank you, sir.
It’s just salt isn’t it
Nah, it's gypsum that grew up to be really fancy. It'll certainly linger for a while, since it isn't quite that soluble, but it's not going to stick around forever like some other rocks that go airborne. (If that's setting off alarm bells for any drywall installers, that stuff's mainly spooky because of the silica commonly used alongside gypsum.)
Selenite a form of gypsum is actually not healthy to ingest as the particulates are not fine enough to "pass through your body" how ever diatacious (probably not spelled right) earth is gypsum that has been sifted/filtered so that the particulates are fine enough to be ingested by humans. Be sure to get the one labeled for human consumption as both are sold.
Salt is a rock, and selenite is non-toxic.
I just love Michael, his humour and intelligence always amazes me
Licking is most pure and genuine manifestation of curiosity. Licking is awesome. A like for licking bizarre stuff.
a Twitter thread on licking: twitter.com/mikamckinnon/status/1030188006966214660
And then... There was aids.
We don't want him dead yet
So are you saying you like rero'ing and jjba?
Aaaaah... Babies.
point A...
*for bottom*
Oh my god, when he called point above A A' instead of C, and called points on retina without '
For all the way at the bottom
I know right sooo frustrating hahah
@@OliverKawai it grinds my gears and mingles my dingle
point a... for harry styles
Everyone stop what you’re doing, Micheals back!!!
Nadija Sulcaj
Guess who's back
Back again
Michael's back
Tell a friend
matthigast Ok I gotta say that Eminem reference made this comment better
Yes, my most urging question about optics has always been what Selenite tastes like! Thank you for finally answering this question.
Michael just to remind you that you have a UA-cam channel called Vsauce
He still uploads Mindfield there. I know its paid content but its content. DONG is basically VsauceFree
@@ThatWildcard This channel is more for small triva stuff and small facts and just random stuff in general.
His main channel is more philosophical or MUCH more mathematical.
@Solanius Ummm He is not?
putting it in simple words,
dong is for dumb people like me.
Vsuace is for MIT/Stanford/Oxford people.
@@ThatWildcard he hasn't uploaded in ten months
I have central vision loss due to my retina degenerating. This video makes me understand why objects far away I can't even see, because they are reflected towards the middle of my retina (the degenerating part). Thanks for the informative video!!
Victoria Sweetie
Hmm, might be the same reason for me.
oof Victoria i feel so bad for you is there a way to treat it or get a new retina or something?
@VengefulSpoon84 cool! i never knew that. I imagine its pretty hard though.
May God grant you the health you long for and restore your eyesight.
Glasses maybe?
Isn’t this near sightedness?
Michael you should do a video on one of the greatest questions in the universe, will Vsauce 1 ever upload a video again?
He sold it out to UA-cam and they tanked it that's why he started this one
But if he answered that question in a video, then he would have already... answered the...
*PARADOXES* (music plays)
Yeah I really do miss that style of video. Leave it to Google to ruin a good thing.
I need vsauce videos again! They got me through so many sick days lol
@@necromorphous
Same here.
"A for bottom"
"B for top"
The alphabet, with Michael
*licks mineral that has been falling apart the whole video* "ugh why is this on my tongue?"
If this isn't the most ambitious crossover in history, I don't know what is.
TubesOfSweetcorn shut it weeb
Smash bros Ultimate
Technically I can't be a weeaboo since I'm Japanese, but thanks for the compliment anyways.
The light rays at least are not crossing over.
man talks about eyes and licks selenite off a table
Absolute mad lad
I was so relieved when he finally pulled out the ruler.
Hey DONGers... Mineral Resources Engineer here. (Sorry, I couldn't resist) Nothing bad can happen if you just lick some selenite, or any other gypsum-like material. You should avoid inhaling it in large quantities though. Gypsum (and thus Selenite) is ranked #2 in MOHS scale of hardness, making it one of the most soft/brittle minerals. FYI, the hardest is of course, the Diamond, which is ranked #10.
Yes, but is it as cute as Phosphophyllite?
@@CKOD Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
@@jamma003 all selenite crystals have the same crystal structure, however the purity is not standard. You may find a mineral who is more opaque than semi transparent. Also you have to be sure to find a properly cut mineral along the crystal structure (or as Michael says, the "fibers"). I would suggest to search your local minerals stores and/or museums (if you have any), instead of buying it online
Actually, this is the reason we don't have mines operating on the surface of the moon yet.
So... Like asbestos? Nothing to worry about, then...
Michael: *Shows how you can project images through Selenite on paper for 8 minutes.*
Also Michael: "Hannah, could you come lick this?" and "I wonder if I can eat this..." " *spit* , *spit* "
Hey Michael just to remind you that you have a UA-cam channel called Vsauce...
Edit:Almost 1k likes???
9
THANKS FOR SPEAKING THAT OUT LOUD GOD THAT FELT GOOD
He has explained why he doesn’t upload there vids like this
@@harrrisgaming Could you please send me a link to his explanation? Would be much appreciated!
R S M Bro are you ok?
Tasting the selenite is simultaneously the most Michael and un-Michael thing Michael could do.
Michael can see through anything ;)
Dank Matter even Carolina reaper pepper on hot ones 2000000 scoville with Sean
Victor Holanda ???
So he's blind
Except for fingers.
He can see your soul through your eyes, even in pre-recorder videos!
h a n n a h c o u l d y o u c o m e l i c k t h i s
EDIT: 359 likes? Wow thanks...?
Add that to the "Vsauce out of context" compilations
Why is it funnier with spaces? 😂
Hey Grandayy come over here
I can’t believe he has grey hairs now... I feel old
TheOne remember IMG?
I remember IMG ;-;
i mifss Lüt :(
“Æugggh, y’know what, the table ith thalty” 😭😭😭 we love you Michael but geez you are something else
I think those extraterrestrials would only see the world in 2D. If everything comes to your eye all at once, you can't see depth.
True, but that type of vision would be ridiculously impractical - with it you could only see objects that were smaller than your eye since the image on the retina is always the exact size as the object it's looking at. For example if you wanted to see a whole door that's in front of you, you would need to have an eye as big or bigger than that door. Though it would not matter how far the door would actually be from you - it would always appear to be exactly the same.
Also if anyone is curious how it would look like to see like this it's actually very common in 3d graphics:
-in video games that use isometric projection - they were very popular once, now mostly indie titles use it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isometric_projection
-any 3D software like Blender, 3ds Max, Maya etc will have a viewport that can display the scene in what's called orthographic projection - a type of parallel projection. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_projection
And here's a screenshot from Blender showcasing perspective vs orthographic projection: easyblend.org/html/_images/3dperspective.jpg
If you had two eyes, each with only parallel light hitting each retina, and the eyes had any distance between them, but were pointed at the same object, the brain could perceive 3D. This is because the eyes would see two slightly different images.
@Christian Holland That's the reality of anyone with a glass eye or cyclopes. I appreciate your kindness.
@@Undy1 just have eyes the size of your whole body, ez
@Christian Holland r/iamverysmart
*STOP LICKING IT I WANNA SEE THE 30*
i didn t see it
@@nenume00 camera fail
he showed it, but it wasn’t C L E A R
Yes
"Welcome to another episode of Micheal draws on pieces of white cardstock... Meets Michael's toys."
Michael's the kind of person to look at a block of Selenite and go "is anyone gonna eat that" and not wait for an answer
It ain’t the same without classic “Hey, Vsauce Michael here”
It's "Hey Vsauce! Micheal here". The viewers are being addressed as Vsauce. We are the Vsauce.
"Where are your fingers?"
his name is Vsause Michael
we are vsause he is micheal
Ahmad Rana who is here? We don’t know.
See through the DONG
EXPAND DONG
Taste the DONG
Experience... the DONG
Dio Drando i'm seeing you everywhere now...🤔
Are you Justin y's brother or something I see you everywhere
Oh my god you look just like the dude from Vsause
your being sarcastic right?
@@penguin-IDK yes congratulations you figured out the joke
@@penguin-IDK *woooosh*
I'm hoping this is sarcasm
@@50daysago14 🤦🤦🤦 That wasn't a woooosh. He understood the joke, he was just checking.
Michael: *an intellectual* lets name it „A“ for Bottom
Dad? When you said you went to the store *down* town in November you never came back. Why does it seem like the only thing that matters to you is DONGs. We miss you.
Love, the saucy famsquad
Am I just tasting cold
Or I'm just losing heat
*vsauce theme starts playing*
Both
/music plays
yes
"But I will still continue because your pursuit of knowledge is more important than my health." - Michael 😂
I love how Michaels just having fun now and doing whatever he wants in his videos 😊
In the Soviet Russia Selenite sees through you
Also Selenite tastes you.
In soviet Rassia selenit siis thru you
I see this meme everywhere. How did it even start??
Juicy Pear In Soviet Russia, Meme start you
In Soviet Russia, dead, crusty meme revive you!
"it really tastes COLD" 11:19
Who knew COLD was a taste huh :thinking:
"Uuuugh now there's a bunch on my tongue"
This comment was made by synesthesia gang
Don't mind me
Just watching this video pretending that the fact that Vsauce1 hasn't uploaded a nice video in years doesn't make me cry at night
Just minding my business
I wonder if he visited a school and questioned everyone and gave them a 10 minute lecture on how it is supposed to be explained
Throwback to when this was foreshadowed on Comedians on Hoverboards Getting Chicken Nuggets
We have reached the *downwards spiral* there is no turning back at this point
Michael doesn't let the video process before making it public
RanDumSocksGames 69th like, nice
The real amazing thing is the fact that Michael can draw such straight lines that easily
Dolan will have a lot of fun with this one
I can't wait :D
Could someone make a camera with a selenite lens or something so we can take pictures in parallel projection?
That's not how it works lol, u would have to touch the thing u are making picture of.
RADZIO895 wouldn’t it be able to work if you focused on the very end of the selenite?
That would be a really small image. Imagine you want to take a picture of a chair: using the usual technique is easy, because the light would reach the camera lens from the top of the chair with some angle, and the same for the bottom, so we can have a full image of the chair (from top to bottom). But if we wanted to use a camera with a selenyte lens to take a picture of the chair, we would need a camera with a size at least as big as the chair, because now the light can only pass the lens if it is perpendicular, so in order to have a full image, we would need a chair-sized lens that would capture the entire chair's parallel light projection. Hope I made it clear enough!
He would eat it
Ok, let's get some things straight. What you're looking for is called a "Telecentric Lens". Yes, it exists.
This is a concept called orthographic projection. Basically an orthographic projection is the same concept as if you were looking at an object from an infinite distance. So if you put a lens on your camera that has a very high zoom level, like 500mm, you're basically seeing the same thing as a parallel projection, only a tiny bit of perspective.
6:40 aWw yEah 90 degrees
Listen to it but first close your eyes .
This comment is so underrated
I just have to let you know that clicking in the "6:40" made me burst out a laught. Thanks
“Ugh, this table tastes salty from all the sweaty hands and sweaty Michael”
Ah yes! My favorite time of day. Dong ‘o clock
D I N G D O N G
Lets call it A for bottom
😂😂
Typical michael haha
Let's*
And, having "Bottom" done, now let's use the B like in Bottom for Top.
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+Jorge C. M. G for Grammar Nazi.
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11PM: Enough, I need to fix my sleep cycle
4AM: OwO vSAUce UplOADeD
Literally me not even joking
Rofl where do u live, u posted this an hour ago and it's 5 am now
Same, I probably should have used the time to write on my term paper, but meh...
And there really is no better time to watch Michael's videos than at 4am
OwO
Vsauce is ded. the dong is eternal
oooo that’s a beautiful retina
This video got weird...
BRO I DIDNT GET THIS WHEN MY SCIENCE TEACHER SAID IT BUT NOW I TOTALLY GET IT THATS AO FRICKIN COOOOOL OH MY GOD
I am really drunk right now but I just wanted to say, Micheal. Please don't put yourself in danger for us, we want to keep seeing you and we've lost enough people already like Stefan Karl ( Robbie Rotten) Don't enhale that selenite man, it's not worth it! It's not!
Oh hi mark
Selenite is non-toxic. He's joking around
It may be non-toxic but he meant inhaling it, which could definitely do some damage
Me:”hey I’m a professor of optics” them:”ok what makes you qualified” me:”I watched a vsauce video”
How loud is the Sun?
If space was filled with air so that acustic waves could travel trough it, the sun should be pretty loud.
I'd bet that if space was a medium that conducted sound like the air does that we'd all be deaf from the roar of the sun...
I like to imagine that it sounds like a campfire crackling to us (from earth) bc its so far away
edit: obviously under the pretense that space is conducive to sound.
and how it taste like?
"Can you come lick the Sun?"
What is happening to the Vsauce channel
Evolving.
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But I don’t care about having a better email
idk but i love how this is going lmaoo
Shutting down
everybody talks about him eating the selenite but nobody talks about him just casually spitting on the floor
When are you gonna upload to your main channel?😭😭😭
Plot Twist; This is his Main Channel.
This whole channel is legit the explain like I'm five subreddit and its great.
Yeah, the idea that extraterrestrial life may perceive things differently than human is scary for me. We won't even be able to have common grounds on things, we would just see each other as a threat.
Anyway, nice to see you again Michael.
G kev On Earth, evolution has come up with eyes the way they are now in many separate occasions. I think vision as we know it makes a lot of sense as is, and having it any other way in an efficient manner we would end up with a totally different sense
aliens really scare me man.
Math
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@@peachyjam9440 you wa shock
Aliens with selenite eyes, when looking at the earth, could see Michael's beard in all it's glory - provided they are patient enough to receive photons and have fancy eye stabilizers.
Please don't try to eat, lick, sniff, or drink Selenite. It is a fiberus Crystal that is best left outside the human body.*is currently face palming*
Uh oh I keep selenite by my desk
@@FAMOUS4EVER3000u still alive?
Michael videos are like Christmas so good but only once a year :P
11:43 spit facts return
I wonder if there was a trash can next to him
I love how just (for lack of a better word) plainly hilarious Michael is. Who knew leaening about random stuff could be so hilarilous, thanks to Vsauce Michael
* mr peanut butter * what is this a crossover episode ?
jelly