Why Do Diaper Giants Exist? - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 3 бер 2021
- I didn't think I would have to fight 60 foot tall babies today but here we go.
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Sauce: "They walk like a baby, they slap like a baby" me: "you can launch a telephone pole through them at high speeds killing them istantly...
...like a baby
Like most humans of any age
Putting Dracula back in his coffin: 1 Vlad, 30 Skeleton Warriors, 30 Vampires, 20 Skeleton Archers, 2 Knights, 2 ballista
You must use a priest, and it must survive
Good army
You can only use less than 50 units
My guy this comment is two years old, I have ceased to give a shit@@user-ui7hb4jw5p
“A mess. Just a mess”
One Blackbeard, two Cupids, and two Hwachas.
The guy above u sounds more entertaining
@@animeweeb675 dude why are you like this
@@hazardpay3346 idk
@@animeweeb675 I'm having a party all night, ay ay
I think I remember this name, I think it was used
“I hate you!”
One ballooner.
Any map, any win conditions. Just one ballooner.
Hey you were in
Thanks DIO
Looks like you got your wish.
@@Looona_fan 🎉
Inner demons:
Fight all sauce variants while being unable to use any sauce yourself
Edit: so it fits the restrictions no game breaking sauces
That made me think of the 7 demons in tabs
That he fought against
@@pink-sodacan oh yeah... I remember that
@@pink-sodacan Im pretty sure there's more.
I want to see this so bad man
"Eternal damnation"
If you hate the hobbit enough then a way to make it suffer is:
Place a reaper on one side and a hobbit on the other. Turn on the units don't die setting and watch.
This seems like a recipe for a tentacle spitroast
He should also add a unit called six that will idk how to spell but will judist there team change my mind
@@idkaname6952 Or yeet black goo at the enemy like the darkpeasant or reaper. *Shadow six.*
Bilbo and Sam: just two halflings
Ah yes we shall make a ling
“Snow White and the seven dwarves”
1 pirate queen and 7 miners
"When you said snow whithe i didn't expect her to look like she injects herself whith horse hormones"💀
“Barrels of fun” 10 barrel rollers, 20 wheelbarrows, 6 blunderbuss, and 40 squires
You forgot the blunderbuss, it has barrel armor
Mono and Six is a level i made
Squires?
@@juicymoose8968 yes, for “suppressing fire”
He said only 50 units
"Sharp fIre"
Two of every gun and bow users from all factions, and two ballistas in the back
“Revenge of the underrated”
One of every unit you don’t use as much (unless it goes beyond 50)
@ROBERTO BARRERA no
He did this one.
Jester.
Captain Sauce: Turns out toddlers, not that fast"
Every parent who has asked a toddler, "what's in your mouth" would disagree.
“The teacher and his students”
The teacher and one of every sword wielding unit
I read this wrong and thought you wanted an army of teachers wielding the sword wielding units themselves.
@Shazy Bean I'm not that picky that's sounds amazing
Cool idea
A entire squad of balloon archers: *Bonjour*
I like this idea sauce do it
“An epic stand-off”
One bard
One quick draw
20 hobbits (crowd of people to watch)
I banner bearer (to hold the crowd)
We all know how that’s gonna end
So epic!
"The Dragons Hand" 3 Dragons, One Godzerra "Knock off Godgizlla" and 10 men with flame throwers.
Why does the wrong spelling make me think of a knock off of a knock off
Yes
I don't think flame throwers are in the base game.
"Dont move" Quickdraw 5 cheerleaders and a banner barrer keeping them stood still and you have $1200
big brain
This one
is just
Amazing
"I'm sick and tired of this shit" two Santa Claus 17 elfs and 12 Wobbly horses
Yeah
Fire support:
Put the army on one side of the biggest map. 10 flintlock,4 blunderbust,1 captain,8 firework archers,2 deadeye,8 musketeers,1 bomb Cannon,and 1 Cannon.
The comes the fire support from the other end of the map. 1 tank,2 da Vinci tanks,4 cavalry or jousters (your choice),2 swordcasters,and 6 dynamite throwers. If it adds up to more than 50 units,you may take out the swordcasters and some flintlocks
“The bey blades” all units that spins, also add cheerleader to make them “spin” faster
Bae blades
YYYYEEEESSSS
Yes I love it
Yes
Yes
This isn't an army suggestion. I just hope y'all are having a good day
Thanks for that
damn, you did my job for me.
Thank you
You too
I am, how about you?
"BOB! Do Something!"
1 ice giant
1 dynamite thrower
and 1 sharpshooter
yes i love ash from overwatch
I get this because I started playing overwatch
I assume by sharpshooter you mean deadeye
"Get in there BOB!"
Love the overwach reference
"The revolution"
As many hobbits and peasants as you can without crashing your computer.
The war of the sauces. 15 French sauces, 20 sir sauces on horseback, and a super sauce.
The battle of Kursk
10 tanks as t-34s
10 bomb cannons with banner bearers behind them as buried tanks(the Russians buried tanks that were in poor condition to make mobile turrets)
15 musketeers as light infantry
5 wheelbarrow dragons as flamethrower tanks(yes that was a thing)
Rules:
No cupids
Use at least 5 tanks
I like the touch of at least5 tanks. XD This is a really good suggestion, and I wouldn't be surprised if you get in the next video. Best of luck to you!
I like how, u had to say flamethrower tanks were a thing lol
"Your creation" Use absolutely anything to fight Sir no Pity Kitty
Whyhw
This would be amazing
"The Meeting of Minds"
One of every boss unit in each faction.
"The artillery"
5 bomb cannons in front
5 catapults in the back
2 chariots on each side
You can only use the undead faction (Including the secret undead units)
You mean the spooky units?
"the Creator and his Creation"
1 CaptainSauce (your version)
1 Santa Claws
Amazing...truly amazing.
Absolutely perfect
Canta slaws
thanks fir the support in my idea guys :D
@@sir_broken64 np imagine if it breaks the game
"The future is now old man"
10 wizards vs 1 tank
"Wind-Up Time" 2 saw drones with as many cheerleaders as you see fit, AGAINST santa claws.
"Diapers Forever"
2 diaper giants
10 cupids
"This test hurts my head"
20 Mathmeticians
WITH 3 of any giant unit in the game
"12 days of Christmas" yes I know Christmas past. On the 12 days of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 catapults, 11 clubbers, 10 uhhh, 9 Jousters, 8 deadly clams, 7 idk, 6 shotguns, 5 sensei, 4 God killers (ballista), 3 random units (you pick),2 cannon fotter(half Ling), and 1 almighty god (any god in the game).
Tight Formation
Use a circular border far in the back of the dynasty map. Put shield bearers on the outside, sarissas behind them and spear throwers behind them. Then use a banner bearer in the middle of the circle to make everyone not move and hold formation. Don't use aoe attacks, only melee and range.
"Dead Men Tell no Tales"
1 reaper, 13 undead swordsmen(One behind him, a row behind him, and two across from the reaper), 13 undead archers(Lined up to the sides), and 3 witches(In the very back).
“Praise the lord” 15 pharaohs, 5 preists, and a bakers dozen of hobbits
But it needs some fighters
Maybe 5 knights too?
@@tinytim9616 the pharaohs could pose up a fight maybe
@@BigCheezy42069 maybe but I think they’re not as strong.
I’m very suprised
“Better Clam-jam”, 25 clam bois, and 25 better cheerleaders
You can use the same amount of money to fight back
You should have 6 bullseyes, 1 ballista, 5 Jesus giants in the front with 2 reapers, and 3 jesters, and finally a ton of cheerleaders in the back. 3 Bullseyes should be on each side of the ballista. Place the rest in whatever order you want and have fun.😀
Jeez and I thought mine was crazy
"Ho ho oh no" 1 Santa claws, 6 present elves on either side of him, 20 gnome warriors, 2 of your Captain Sauces, and you have to protect the very naughty hobbit.
"Revenge of Demonitization": 1 Sir Sauce VS 100 Hobbits
LOL
"Davids and Goliath"
Fight an ice giant with Hobbits only.
“A revolt”
5 ballooners
10 peasants
3 catapult
5 shouters
10 bombs on a stick
2 taekwondos
1 potion seller
The fellowship of the ring
Hobbits : 4 halflings
Gandelf: wizard
Gimli: berserker
Legolas : archer
Arrogon: king
Boromir : knight
Feel free to switch it up for better suited units
"god of the mountain"
a small phalanx of clubbers and protectors guarding the cave entrance, spear throwers on high ground with banner bearers, and stoners and a bone mage w/ 3 healers in the cave
“Ragtag”
The weakest unit in each of the factions. So hobbit, clubber, bard, etc.
Yes
If.... if he does that I suggest control of the bard happens since they have a attack but don’t do it unless controlled
Can we do it against the boss of each faction
*ragtag will remember this*
This is actually a pretty nice idea, if those units will be the enemy, and cap will have to defeat it under the combined costs of those units.
clams before the storm
in front:
12 clams
10 cheerleaders
in back:
3 ballista's
2 snuffys
1 elf
25 hobbits
"Birthday party"
5 Ballooners
10 Balloon Archers
15 Hobbits
20 peasants
and 2 reapers. Because why not.
"The Stabbiest Arena"
A ring of razortanks held in place by the flagbearer. inside the ring could be one of the many sauces
Santa's pay back: santa's mad and he want revenge 1 santa slay 4 santa claws and 12 elf's with the guns
Lol
All the mall santas
And the real one
No you give ME THE PS5 I'M SICK OF MAKEING THEM FOR YOU
@@obusdobus623 LOL
"It's like shooting babys in a barrel" -CaptainSauce 2021
“Defending the Church”
5 Pike man
10 Sarissa
10 Hoplite
2 Wheelbarrow (Normal one)
5 Dead Eye
-And you can only use The Wobbly Horses
"Death's Cookout" 1 Reaper, 5 halflings, 5 mammoths, 5 clams, 4 potion sellers, and 10 farmers
Yes
"The Toaster"
5 dragons
20 hey bailers
Surrounded by squires in a square formation
Totally accurate:
One of EVERY... SINGLE... UNIT...
"Snufies birthday"
One mammoth (birthday boy)
5 ballonrs (piñatas)
1 jester (the clown)
10 Hobbits (party people)
2 present elves (party gifts)
"bite the hand that feeds"
nanners, one commander chicken, one Wendy, the clown(as Ronald McDonald), a few potion sellers, mini Gun chicken, the king( as Burger King), and the jester as jack in the box
wtf btw welcome for the sub
Damn that was a quick af like
@@jaidynphelan I don’t see why not
"Torblado" 1 sword davinci with 10 cheerleaders
Try to play among us
@@sunnoodfdi470 what
@@sunnoodfdi470 neverminde
That is genius
"DEATH"
fully auto santa with tons of the better cheerleaders
His pc will look like a volcano
Bullet hell, 5 gunslingers, 25 cheerleaders surrounding the gunslingers with a banner Bearer in the middle. No tank, Ballista, Deadeye and no custom units
“Stoners in an alley” 4 stoners and one potion-seller on the ancient city map
Elusive army:
Every unit that dodges, parrys, and runs away from enemies
Ze salad strikes back:
5 tree giants (Broccoli)
10 Hey bailers (zucchini)
15 cacti (cucumber)
1 nanner (fruit)
10 fan bearers (spinach)
Ellie and Henry are having a wedding :)
This would be impossible to fight.
Yes
@@parsifalyt8602 haha also yes
"You can kill them in a single hit like babies." -CaptainSauce
"Rein of Giants"
One of every giant creature
"Who's been Naughty, Who's been nice..."
1 Santa Claws to put you under the ice.
1 whole santa clause?
They’ll never find you under the ice
@@mauropaparella8950 From what I've last seen, Santa Claws costs around 850, or something. Meaning, he'll have to take them down with a limited amount of money.
“You can kill them in a single hit, like a baby”
Sauce isn’t telling us something...
yes...
*...*
*yeah he is*
Welp "f#*% this s*%t I'm out"Welp
technically not wrong....
Broken fun.
20 wobbly horses 30 hobbits 10 clam throwers Blister on the left and a blister on the right and one thing
How about 15 cactus in a line, behind them 15 poachers, behind them 3 banner bearers, and behind them 5 longboats. And map you can fit that.
“Evolution”
First stage: 1 hobbit (infront)
Second stage: 1 horse (behind hobbit)
Third and final stage: 1 snuffy (behind horse)
They get bigger, harrier, and thicker
Ok so this is one I requested a while back but
“The fight of the canon fodder”
25 peasants vs 25 hobbits
“A needle in a haystack”
20 haybailers surrounding a pike
"The Happy Little Accidents"
-6 Bob Ross's
-6 Potion Sellers
-6 Tree Giants
-6 Tanks
You should do a campaign I found called “Zuper’s Campaign” it is pretty fun, and only uses custom units
Godzira dos not work
Ze salad strikes back:
5 tree giants (Broccoli)
10 Hey bailers (zucchini)
15 cacti (cucumber)
1 nanner (fruit)
10 fan bearers (spinach)
"Totally Accurate Poker"
1 present elf, and you can only use the present elf. The only way you win is by best of three.
Using your comment as a way to place my own battle. Sorry.
*Choose:*
1) 1 Peasant VS. 1 Dark Peasant - From my own experiences, I am telling you this is not joke. It's actually possible for the Peasant to win. Don't believe me? I don't blame ya.
2) "The Revenge of Steve McButtnutter": 3 of every gun from all the factions except for quickdraw, one Quickdraw in the front, and a few *Ballistae* in the back if you want it to be harder. Rules are: No cupid, don't use more than 1 horse if you're gonna use em', only use melee units.
3) This one's from @Broken Epic Gamer - "The Creator and his Creation": 1 CaptainSauce (any version)
VS. 1 Santa Claws. Yes, I did change 'yours' to 'any.' That was intentional.
@@jakemaelstrom1404 im gonna choose *1*
@@jakemaelstrom1404 why not just make yr own comment...
@@jakemaelstrom1404 Number 2 definitely! We need him to comment on Mr. McButtnutter
@@helicopterone My logic at the time was that he probably won't see it. So... here we are.
"A hiding Hobbit" : 2 harvesters, 8 squires, 4 bards, 10 poachers, 10 sheild men, 1 banner holder to keep 1 hobbit from running into battle. Try to kill the hobbit.
"it walks like a baby, it slaps like a baby, and you can kill it in 1 hit like a baby, DON'T TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT..."
*Too late*
“The bosses” it’s very simple just pick the best of every faction and even custom
Best of custom is full auto Santa so it will break the game therefore I love the idea
@@rozeallstar769 indeed
@@rozeallstar769 lol
“Day of the dead”
15 skeleton warriors
10 skeleton archers
1 necromancer
1 skeleton giant
2 witches
2 skeleton catapults
1 reaper
Dias de los muertos
Lol
8 muskets, 2 chariots, 10 footmen, 1 davinci tank, 4 balisa, 1 pirate queen, one captain, 8 poachers, and 3 berserkers. the hyhena empire approaches sauce, can your sauce army stand up to us? use equal money that ine cost, not a dollar more >:)
20 wobbly horses, 10 Santa claws, 1giant, 2 di'vinci tanks, 1 tank, 3 ballistas. The "unbeatable army"
Your Greatest Enemy is You:
Go on the Workshop and get the Saboteur (The Purple one made by me, as of now there are only 2 other units on the workshop called saboteur)
Place 5 saboteurs in your team
On the enemy team place 3 captainsauces
Enjoy the madness! Saboteurs are a unique unit that target their own teammates rather than the enemy! :)
This one is actually better than my custom unit, sauce will probably control a unit and kill the saboteurs but will have some trouble!
Lol
“The elf revolution” 20 elfs vs santa claws
“Get spanked”
Teachers in the shape of a “apple”
Bumpkin and friends : one of the strongest units of your choice from each faction with bumpkin leading the cahrge
“The Holy Claws” 3 Santa claws backed with 10 priests
I like it
What about the Uzi elves
What about preist navidad
"they walk like a baby"
okay
"they slap like a baby"
sure...
"They die in a single hit... like a-"
*n o*
Well....he's not wrong
‘A spoonful of rage’ black beard ,2 lady red jade , 40 halflings , 4 ballista and 20 cheerleaders ( and only original campaign units)
Mulan:
Mulan:lady red jade
Huns:5 executioners
Emperor:king
Imperial general:knight
Imperial army:5 squires
“One shot army”
5 ballista
5 musketeers
5 deadeyes
That's a shit army
Street fighterz:
-You: any unit that uses their fists to fight (including flintlock and pikeman)
vs 30 boxers
Don't you ever just want to watch a CaptainSauce Video and see him sitting in a chair saying,
"So, you got detention",
And this video is literally one of my favorite videos on UA-cam so congrats cap!
The hive:
Enough Bee Bois so the game is two full sized units away from lagging, and one Pimp.
The test your luck: 5 present elves
Oi, that’s child gambling
That's amazing
I love this.
Wobbly wedding: 2 horses, 2 Cupids and one priest at the church of the wobbly horse
Content.
1 Peasant
Rules:
- Unlimited Budget
- Lose To Win
- Must Be Over The Price of The Peasant
- Must Be Multiple Units (at least 2 units)
“The battle of the gods”one of every tabs and custom god that you have(including wobbly horses) good luck using the ballista know!
I love it 😻
Battle idea “the siege and its repair men”
One of every siege unit backed by priests
The siege and it's repairmen
@@goose93 thats good
“The battle cats, but not.”
20 peasants(basic cat)
10 protecters(tank cat)
5 jarl’s(axe cat)
1 samurai giant(gross cat)
“Christmas comin early” Santa claws, 8 Oozy elf’s, 8 present elf’s, and one chariot
And 8 horses
@@adrianrealname5815 yesss
"unescapable nuke" surrounded by banner bearers and barrel rollers, use only one hobbit.
i like that idea!
Mission
Survive