“Alright attention the following units, engine 228, engine 201, engine 103, ladder 114, ladder 113, ladder 104, battalion 3, we have multiple structural fires at multiple locations, bring foam 61, engine 161, and ladder 25 with you. meet up with uhh… chief barbara at the gas station remains.” -the fire department
Imagine this You wake up in the middle of the night to go get a snack, wiel you are going tru your fridge you here a loud boom, You rush out side to see a man in a mangel truck getting sent to another area code by 100 tanks of propane, and the thought that comes to mind is “dang the 4 of July is over i can’t BBQ my steak”
Cap, I know you probably won't see this, but the dev apparently does watch your videos because you have a firework in the game. I think it's called "Captain Sensible" or something along the lines of that.
Hey, that "dog toy' squeaking you heard wasn't hearing loss. if you look near the building where you find tim in the town map, theres a unicorn pool toy that squeaks when it hits something. I found out by accident while playing the game.
the reason you heear a squeak after the explosions is because the only sounds in the game are fuses, explosions, and the inflatable unicorn. (dont ask me why) this means when theres a big boom and stuff gets launched, theres no impact noise, so after the boom, all that you might end up hearing is the squeak from the toy hitting something.
@@THESLlCK if ya gonna be like that then you need to step up your game since the guy who won it last year shot explosive beer cans outta a shotgun. So I think nuking the sky with 100 oversized fireworks (destroying the town/ranch in the process) is almost on the same level
You can indeed use *somewhat* of a flying/hovering ability. You can select the wooden crate from the menu and spawn it with the ***right*** click so that it freezes, aim it below your feet and pair it with a jump, and boom! floating crate, with you on top. You can use this for making a stairway to the heavens or reach high places!
"I get the feeling If I just, Make a pile of these, There all just gonna fly off into different Directions and make I't look like a God Zilla vacation Destination. - CaptainSauce"
"If the developer of this game ever watches this video, thank you for this absolute mistake." More UA-camrs should use this line in their videos for some other games. HILARIOUS AF😂😂😂😂😂
there IS a hole in the ozone layer (in antarctica due to the aerosol particles trapped in the ice getting released into the atmosphere because of global warming melting the ice, thus speeding up the process. so in other words, humanity is screwed)
In order to blast off into space with fireworks you need three things No1. Something launch you like push No2. You need something that explodes in a really large area like a nuke NO3. You need to be in something that can keep you contained in it with a whole flight and is light enough so you can fly
“You have temporarily unlocked Tim”
*computer crashing intensifies*
Yes
*computer crashing intensifies even more*
Error 404 STOP USING TIM
*Computer crashing intensifes x10*
The computer, the neighborhood and the ranch: *O H S H I T*
True do
“Alright attention the following units, engine 228, engine 201, engine 103, ladder 114, ladder 113, ladder 104, battalion 3, we have multiple structural fires at multiple locations, bring foam 61, engine 161, and ladder 25 with you. meet up with uhh… chief barbara at the gas station remains.”
-the fire department
Or Barbara's Rhubarb Bar
Imagine this
You wake up in the middle of the night to go get a snack, wiel you are going tru your fridge you here a loud boom,
You rush out side to see a man in a mangel truck getting sent to another area code by 100 tanks of propane, and the thought that comes to mind is “dang the 4 of July is over i can’t BBQ my steak”
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
This the best comment
no it’s just not
me every july 5th
“wiel” “tru” “mangel”
I like your funny words, magic man
I love how the radioactive fallout is actually veiwable every time he uses tim.
*blows up an entire town*
Cap: oops
He’s Canadian soooooo
@@mrbean1192 he sorry ey
@@temakong5943 eh?
“Was that me?”
"O say can you see? I can't actually see to be fair." basically summarizes the whole game.
“The pick up truck is invincible”
*looks at completely destroyed truck*
But technically it’s still there soooo
I mean, The things holding the parts together are destroyed, Not the parts themselves
It's like the animated show invincible until the very end when they get rect bad
@Master chief *laughs in combat evolved*
He said the part that he was standing on
you never want to hear the pyro engineer say oops
and yet this man, with infinite fireworks, basically says that at least once every episode
*muffled Texan noises*
If you ever see a bomb technician running, run after him.
@@thescarletemperor64Lmao
Make that a couple times my friend
yeah you right@@Discord2319
Cap, I know you probably won't see this, but the dev apparently does watch your videos because you have a firework in the game. I think it's called "Captain Sensible" or something along the lines of that.
Makw this the top coment
Lololll
He needs to see your comment. Cap has a firework in game; must see him dissing and screwing with it for an episode lol
I would like but it's 69
Come on need to see his firework
CaptainSauce: "Lets finish this war against the skies!"
The skies: "Did you do something?"
That's funny!
Hey, that "dog toy' squeaking you heard wasn't hearing loss. if you look near the building where you find tim in the town map, theres a unicorn pool toy that squeaks when it hits something. I found out by accident while playing the game.
The same one that he put on Tim
What
THANKS!
The sky: I am the most superior part of earth!
Tim: So you have chosen death?
On a scale of one to ten, I'd give this idea a score of -11. It's on the edge of stupidity and on the verge of genius.
what?
Perfect
The “Blow up the Sky” idea is completely true…I wanna sleep, but society doesn’t want me to.
Yes is all I have to say
agreed
Same qwp
I havent slept well in weeks cause all my neighbors do is set off fireworks even when it's not a holiday qwp
we truly do live in a society
Well if you’re a deep sleeper and can fall asleep in very loud conditions which I can then your fine
"Where America celebrates its independence from Britain, by trying to blow up the sky."
The best description of the 4th of july ever
Yes, it totally is.
As an American I can agree
the reason you heear a squeak after the explosions is because the only sounds in the game are fuses, explosions, and the inflatable unicorn. (dont ask me why) this means when theres a big boom and stuff gets launched, theres no impact noise, so after the boom, all that you might end up hearing is the squeak from the toy hitting something.
Here we witness a Canadian who couldn’t be more American and that my brothers and sisters is beautiful
@@bagelmaan3777 at this point cap is 420% sycophantic
And 1000% sauce
God bless
@@blue-raptor4017 I
And the rest of the percent is Canadian but not the behavior
You just won the "The Most 'Murican Human" award, Congratulations!
I think that goes to the guy who shot fireworks out of his shotgun
It's impressive that the award went to someone who wasn't an American. Means the rest of us have to step up our game.
@@drunkenrobot7061 even though it sucks that fireworks get more expensive year-by-year; yeah yall right
@@THESLlCK
if ya gonna be like that then you need to step up your game since the guy who won it last year shot explosive beer cans outta a shotgun. So I think nuking the sky with 100 oversized fireworks (destroying the town/ranch in the process) is almost on the same level
so a British person could be the most American person
I love when he lights stuff and his face lights up because of the shine.
It’s 10 out of 10 it’s very dumb
17:00 coming back to this Playlist years later is still funny. Also, the shape of that wizard in the firelight. Only fireball.
His definition of the fourth of the July is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen
WHY DID I HAVE A VISON TAHT I WOULD SEE YOU
Uhhh I would get that checked out
I mean it is
As an American I gotta say he's not exactly wrong
He's not wrong
This is the only game where you can burn half a neighborhood and say "Oops"
I mean there's garbage day
@@depressoespresso2517 Fair point
When he started singing American anthem at the end it really got me idk why.
Lol
singing the anthem while blowing up a house with fireworks on the fourth of july is top tier comedy
4:43-5:01 genuinely the most hilarious thing i have ever seen
"Hey dude"
"Yeah?"
"Do you know where the gas station is?"
"Oh ya know it's over there there here around the corner and and up the street"
Mae the gas station is around the corner........in a tree.
Which part you need cause the shelves are on 8th the roof is two towns east and god knows where the soda machine is
Don’t even get me started on where the employee ended up…
...And also halfway up the mountain.
@@superiorsnivy0366 XD XD XD
"Oh say can you see"
Me&Cap at the same time: I can't.
Finally we see some representation for this great country of ours
(Edit) Alright 1. This is a joke.
2. I know that Cap is Canadian
😃
Ah yes
By representations you mean blowing the shit out of everything
WHAT!?!? A GODDAMN NUKE GOING OFF!?!?!?
😂😂😂😂
@@erenjaeger5430 welcome to America
Captain sauce is just like, "Yup this is boring" at world war three breaking out in front of him at 14:26
This channel never gets old, your genuine enthusiasm and tear jerking laughter is always an uplifting way to end my day
yes
Agreed
sometimes it's fake though and it's so obvious it feels like a punch in the gut.
though sometimes, luckily not that often.
Agreed
@@thisisanameyoudontlike9226 ngl I don’t really notice it if it happens
The devs have given him to much power, HES TO POWERFUL NOW.
Y E S
Too
And he didn’t even see the new tubes… ;)
too*
@@shinymimikyu169 who cares
I love that captain sauce did something for our holiday even though he could have easily done a different game. Much appreciated captain
69 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
4:00 (someone living in the neighbourhood) "who brought the sun into our gas station?" (Tim (firework)) " err nobody (speaking nervously)"
“Its just for July”
*sets off nuke*
Hells gon loose
Shit.....
my recitational RS-28 Sarmat ICBM go- **vaporizes into thin air**
Yip that's our haladay the best was at Bikini Atoll
@@genericuser984 _SIZZLE_
Now i want to see Cap just have a whole artillery regiment made of like 30 'Hurry Up' boxes aimed at random stuff
Preferably Tim
Canadians when they celebrate American independence: blows everything up
I mean thats what we do best
@@mono-cn4lx good ol' Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Nooooo I want a White House not a black house
Yeah wait what?
lewd
bombs
intensifies
It took me a couple of years to realize that fireworks mania to the captain is really a Canadian war crime simulator game
His description of Independence Day is surprisingly accurate.
AMERICA
GOD GUTS GUNS
@@kingstonvlach7835 we will defeat the sky one day
@@colingrimm319 soon
@@kingstonvlach7835 more accurate: MCDONALDS, GUNS, FIREWORKS, FREEDOM
“Temporarily unlocked Tim” is the worst mistake of fireworks mania
Correction it’s the best mistake in the game
There is no mistakes
@@Whomst_art_thou_babbling are*
Agreed
You realized that captain has froze the game by using 50 boom doom which makes 30 Tim look child’s play
I like how you played fireworks mania on Fourth of July
I would've low-key loved to see Cap sing The Star-Spangled Banner
“It’s like an angel pissed in my eyes!”
Cap 2021
"The gas station is gone," Sauce remarked calmly.
Cap is just so funny
He can cheer me up in my darkest days
Thank you cap sincerely
Ooga booga
@@badcreater3310 yes
11:38 "way up, way up we go! Been up and down that road! Way up, way up oh no! We go burn the whole house down!"
He hasn’t noticed that he has his own firework now
He dose
Nice Xbox profile pic
@@P0T4O thx
What exactly is the firework?
Where tho?
Was too sick to watch the fireworks this year, this was by far the best alternative
Ah yes, the best alternative. Watching Cap nuking a neighborhood lol
capainsauce be like: Ok that was not the direction that i was hoping for. Trees in the area: OOOOFFFFFFF.
The sign is just like Billy. Always in a different area
ca-pain-sauce lmao
4:53 the most I've laughed at a fireworks mania video
Cap's face in the intro is the most sinister face I've seen him make
Cap turned a "normal" American neighborhood into nuke town in 5 minutes
More like 4 minutes x) New record
So still a normal american nightborhood even after the explosions.
@@Thatonefuckinguy with all the gender reveal parties yup
@@lordoftheburgers3982 wow
Mason what do the numbers mean
British: *increase taxes*
Americans: Let's throw their tea into the ocean.
W.A.R.
Nah add their massacre and they taking our taxes and not treating us as citizens
@@jhonatbuckle9363 and taxation without representation
I mean they technically werent americans yet
@@goldphoenix9. yeah *technically*
"You have temporarily unlocked Tim"
10 seconds later the sun crashes onto earth basically [all the tims going off] Me: This yells america...
You can indeed use *somewhat* of a flying/hovering ability. You can select the wooden crate from the menu and spawn it with the ***right*** click so that it freezes, aim it below your feet and pair it with a jump, and boom! floating crate, with you on top. You can use this for making a stairway to the heavens or reach high places!
When he lays a ton a Tim's:sir your tactics confuse and frighten me
If you don’t know what we’re doing, then the enemy can’t know either!
@@diamondg976 accurate
Sauce- “On a scale of 1-10, how stupid is this idea?”
Me- 1,000,000
Yes squared
Me, Cap, and Jacksepticeye playing this game: “WE GON BURN THE HOLE WHOLE WORLD DOWN!!!!”
When you realize cap is canadian and is celebrating America’s independence day
It may be his excuse to blow things up
He considers himself an American
That’s exactly what I was thinking
Give it a few decades
I just realized that.
I feel like if cap leveled a city he'd just go: "huh"
"Huh. Neat."
@@goatgang6461 later: blows up earth: well I guess it’s time for Mars!
Yep
@r00box9 excalty what he would do blows up Mars oh time for Oklahoma the NYC
“Oh…”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
When you realize cap didn’t notice he was added
What do you mean
@@xayxayblaze3000 he was put in the game he didn't find his secret/Easter egg
@@Mrmesteriouss how is he put in?
@@Mrmesteriouss W H E R E
@@Mrmesteriouss yea where?
I find something so very funny about a Canadian blowing up a town on the Fourth of July using a firework named ‘Tim’
I rate it "milk first, bowl second spoon third, cereal forth" out of 10
So 0
@@zombiecool09 Correction: -99/10
Cap you need to look at the toobs there’s something special for you
Toobs?
Do you want him to play raft again because there has been a update.
That's not how you spell tube.
The king of nightmares do you watch MR Gibbs and Brock
I was your 69th like
The invasion of the Tim fireworks looked like a NUCLEAR EXPLOSION.
The fact that he got confused even though I got confused by the dog toy noises.
"I'm not some kind of atmosphere biologist"
@Flareto you misspelled red and also nobody fucking asked for a Jojo referan- (sees parent comments user) *o h .*
Sheeer cardiac
@Flareto Sudden Cardiac Arrest has no foreseeable shortcomings
Lol my neighbors are shooting like a million fireworks while I’m watching a video about cap playing with fireworks
my neighbors have been celebrating this whole year lol happy 4th of July
Same
my neighbors have been shooting off fireworks off and on since 2 in the afternoon yesterday.
My neighbors have launched so many fireworks that I’m starting to get annoyed of fireworks
14:30 that is the longest and, frankly, funniest chain reaction i've ever seen
I tried to do the same thing but instead I was blinded by the sheer brightness of 30 Propane tanks exploding at the same time.
the main antagonists mech after the hero destroys it.
You probably didn't see this, but Tim flew right by you.
"I get the feeling If I just, Make a pile of these, There all just gonna fly off into different Directions and make I't look like a God Zilla vacation Destination. - CaptainSauce"
First off, I would like to thank captainsauce for the puns, and innuendos.
Captainsauce: "Unlocks Tim temporarily."
Also Captainsauce: "Can make duplicates of Tim."
Captainsauce's computer: "Oh no....oh no....oh no no no."
Even though cap is Canadian he still cares about America a little bit
Enough to make it explode
Well, America doesn’t, so someone needs to
Thank you Stalin
Feels good man. Feels good.
Nope
Cap got it surprisingly right when he said Americans were trying to blow up the sky. Although I thought that was what nuclear missles were for
Nah we use fireworks we arent that desperate yet.
We still got lots of guns
missiles are for the floor
bro we use fireworks to deal with that kid karen that’s in every neighborhood
Im surprised he didn't wear sunglasses like last time after he discovered Tim
Ikr
umm actually he does not need sunglasses in a game
He is evolving,adapting
"You have writing on your ball sack" is the most out of context thing i have heard
"This game's developer made a big mistake"
-CaptainSauce
Tim> all of marvel no difficulty
Ayyy fact is fact no denial
Soo true
Hey teddy
I am pretty sure Tom can beat Tim but ok
@@loljay3281 who is Tom?
cap: unlimited POWER!! dev: hes to powerfull to be kept alive
"If the developer of this game ever watches this video, thank you for this absolute mistake." More UA-camrs should use this line in their videos for some other games. HILARIOUS AF😂😂😂😂😂
“Sometimes mistakes are good” - not my dad
“ Home Depot music intensifies “
Same
My dad’s the opposite.
You ok man
MILK GETTING INTENSIFIES
"I don't know if they're roman candles or pipe bombs." I'm pretty sure that was my neighbor's motto this year.
Nice
What's the difference?
Best quote ever
cap: the sky has never lost
also the sky: getting a hole punched through the ozone layer
We lost the battle but not the war!
This but a flesh wound!
there IS a hole in the ozone layer (in antarctica due to the aerosol particles trapped in the ice getting released into the atmosphere because of global warming melting the ice, thus speeding up the process. so in other words, humanity is screwed)
the first time i watched this video i generally thought my dog was in my room when he heard the squeaking noise, lol
Unlocked item: *You have temporarily unlocked 'Tim'*
*ah yes, it's time to destroy humanity*
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Fun Fact:
The dev added a Captainsauce firework to the game.
really?
@@calamaricalamity6757 yeah
@@calamaricalamity6757 Yeah, its called captain sensible
the developer: i know you will like this, but you need to use your powers carefu-
captain sauce: DESTRUCTION!!!!!!
I say it’s like trying to put a wildfire out with your gasoline soaked a-
3:02 So *THAT’S* why there weren’t any propane tanks at the store!
To be fair he did Apologize
Yep
Did you know that they added you as a firework in the “tubes” tab?
This^
In order to blast off into space with fireworks you need three things
No1. Something launch you like push
No2. You need something that explodes in a really large area like a nuke
NO3. You need to be in something that can keep you contained in it with a whole flight and is light enough so you can fly
13:08 dani spotted send the thicc billy
I was like "He is 100% gonna play a game where he can blow stuff in to the heavens"
captain sauce: blows up gas stations
Me: yeah he knows what us Americans are doing every 4th of July
"The real Purge"
"THE FOREVER PURGE"
You have temporarily unlocked Tim.
Pc: Did you mean grim?
HAPPY 4th, happy war on the sky, happy 1 year anniversary of this amazing video!
Seeing cap's face literally light up is just... something else
I knew exactly what game he was playing today
So did I
**BANG**
"Thank you for this absolute mistake"
Damn bro why you listening in the hospital room where I was born
I like your pfp
What do you mean? He's talking about my hospital where I was born
@@jabomacalua319 no, mi entire life!
Aight' mates, stop arguing who's a bigger mistake.
@@jabomacalua319 nah brother sorry
I give it a 10 because this is literally what a two-year-old would do if he had a thousand propane tanks and a lighter
Cap should do this in a dark room, probably light it all up 🤣