They Upgraded The Strongest Unit? - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 23 кві 2021
- I don't know why someone would make the strongest unit in the game even stronger but I'm determined to beat it.
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I love how he treats his Soldiers either like Shit or like Family. He jokes when they die, but he praised them with great pride when they win.
That guy down there with satan whispering some tips be like “ fight on two fronts and don’t dig in for winter we will be fine”
"I'm sure there's an Austrian painter hanging out with my boss right now" I'm dead 🤣
And there also should be a Georgian man with a thick moustache who loved red, hammers and sickles down there.
Hi “dead”, I’m Marleena Ahmad Rapiee.
@@toyotacorollamerchant I'm guessing the joke is that their the same person but im bad at picking up jokes so i need confirmation
@@lilykmit3854They're Not The Same Person.
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was the butt of a Tomato sauce themed UA-camr who was reluctant to fight an upgraded Chronomancer, and that meant comfort”
~Me I guess
That hobbit packed their bags and entered into his bottoms, that must be a hella small hobbit.
The fact that Cap sent Mono AND Six to fight lady liberty just gives me the worst kind of emotional PTSD, but it’s also hilarious how mini Mono just charges into battle with a hammer.
Reading that sounds really weird
It's because mono in little nightmares 2 fights killer hands in a mental asylum with a hammer
It sounds weird but it's true in little nightmares 2
no
Smol vs Huge
Day 44 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots
Dang I didn’t know that
@@frickyou8050 neither did I
@@duckfromfortnite neither did I
@@christopherriley2406 neither did i
@@iforgotoputausername neither did I
“If I wanted advice from that time, I’m sure there’s an Austrian painter with my boss right now”
-captainsause, 2021, WWII Germany’s strategy
*from
another heavy is dead fan i see
there can only be one so
I DID IT LIKE THIS
@@agooddemoman8603 I actually changed it because I found someone named heavy is ded
@@swagpharius_swolemegon oof
wanna start a thread?
@@agooddemoman8603 sure
Cap: *plays TABS*
Mods: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career.
🤣🤣🤣
Satan: *exists*
Some rock and stick: “I’m about to end this mans whole career”
Sadly, tes
The only way to destroy Satan is God and no one else but prayers
@@forgous tes
@@iamssmrt5298 to
@@martinegornail8089 the doom slayer could kill satan with a rock
"How hard it is to burn a farmer to death"
-Captainsauce 2021
Impossible
I had to try this for myself and farmers are very Flammable
I tell ya were hard to kill
@@justaorangewithapeel7986 Get rid of your peel baby. Then we'll talk 😉
@@SamsungS23Ultr, what if they don’t want to talk to you?
DO NOT DISRESPECT THE DEATH BRINGER, he is extremely fast and strong, which makes cutting down opponents with his hellfire imbued blades all the more easy.
100%. So many people seem to have underestimated him at first because he has no really flashy abilities, but his speed and dmg allows him to just cut down most units
he can die to birds
His blades aren't imbued with helfire (its spelt with 1 l) they're imbued with primordial fire. Helfire is blue while primordial fire is pink
he also has a projectile dodge with a very short cooldown. The only thing it can't dodge is wild west bullets (he can dodge muskets, but not super consistently)
As was already said about it, it’s not flashy but it gets the job done
When you go in a full win streak that you feel uncomfortable: Sauce *Suffering from Success*
task failed unsuccessfully
Damn, they roasted his mullet so much he got a haircut.
I knew he got a haircut
Now he kinda looks like blumpkin
Fighting with hell’s army
Cap: Well, I’ll be dammed
Ha lol
Cavemen: ahh what a nice day
*dude with glowstick blades appears*
Cavemen: *cOnFuSeD uNgA bUnGa*
"This is the closest you can get to actual God in tabs"
Super Peasant and Dark Peasant: "Did you say something?"
Zeus: am i a joke to you
@@ebinmarshall753 yes yes you are because it destroyed 10 of you and 10 Thor's at the same time
@@jrcspiderman2003 turn some time to understand thats funny XD
Let's be real chronomancer with spam can permanently lock down Super Peasant, like Cupid spam.
Not sure about Dark Peasant's hands though
@@jasonz.7311 Hands dont block Chrono magic they just when your in range you get frozen it doesnt fly through the air it just applies in 0 seconds
this looks like the chronomancer had a lengthy battle on mustafar and needed an upgrade after suffering a terrible defeat
The wings are for portable high ground
Don’t try it anakin!
@Edward Sturgeon (cuts you in half) I loved you! You where my brother
@Horrificity Studios no?
@Horrificity Studios WHAT. it’s the planet anakin skywalker got chopped up on when he fought obi wan in star wars
The best part of my day is being able to laugh at TABS
True
True
Yeah
True
The best part is when Sauce says something like "guess what the idiot is going to do" and immediately knows that someone is going to make a smart a** comment and says "not me"
6:21
CaptainSauce: *always says that the potioneer is useless*
Also CaptainSauce: *worries about his strategy losing because of potioneers*
Captain Sauce: THIS IS THE STRONGEST UNIT IN TABS!
Dark Peasant and Super Peasant: *Are we a joke too you FILTHY MORTAL?*
I agree what have I seen the title I thought they upgraded the dog present I might know they couldn't have and then I seen the the little God of tabs oh I forgot about that guy
Well full auto Santa is literally stronger than his computer
Useable units I think
He said tjis is the strongest unit in this faction not in the entire game so yeaah
@@greenyvrman but he did say in the game last tabs video SO YEEEEEEEAAA
Let's start an argument AHAHAHAHA >::)))))
“He’s not very flashy”
-Cap describing a unit with bright glowing claws
he doesnt have any special abilities that seperate him too much from your average squire
@@nobody08088 s p e e d
the glow sticks deal splash damage I think and gives a lil dash to it as well
So my drunk mother
He neve dies si he never uses his explode after death attack
Here's a cool thing that might help with campaigns, in the settings menue there is an option to add health bars above every unit that can also be changed in size so its smaller and larger.
“Your so much more opposing and intimidating and- that was a home run 😂”
-Captainsauce 2021
Well atleast I can get the anime treatment.
Unus annus UNUS ANNUS
Yea
I rather not
@@jonpacada43 i don't know were you got that name but your messing with the wrong people
@@jonpacada43 yes
I was literally already watching a TABS video and then this popped up.
Was it a CaptainSauce one?
If you watch tabs videos your more likely to get recommended them.
@@Von_Karma of course I would never betray my master
What do you mean the death bringer isn’t flashy, it literally wields two sharpened glow sticks
I mean the Chronomancer kinda needs a buff
He may be underrated, but we all laugh at his smart/dumb quotes and his series of TABS
Agreed. How tf he only have 2.17M subscribers? He should have more than that compared to stupid channels that do stupid challenge.
“I would rather have a hobbit crawl up inside my butt and build a home than fight this thing!”
- CaptainSauce 2021
It’s not what he said but it’s selling now
You hiring?
And build a home you forgot about that part!
legit copied
Shadow Apollo Knight didn’t copy someone else
Captainsauce: This is the closest thing we're gonna get to an actual god in tabs!
Dark Peasant: Are you challenging me?
The cliffhanger makes me think he's gonna continue this story of the Upgraded Chronomancer😂😂
“Strongest unit”
Dark peasant: allow me to introduce myself
Super peasant: "really dark peasant you think your the strongest I'm stronger than you."
@@dracosicarius3090 actually he isnt everytime they fight its a 50% chance super peasant wins 50% chance dark peasant wins
No it takes 5 dark peasants to kill 1 super peasant
Never thought i’d click faster then flash’s camera man could run just over a tabs video
Ok
Good comment
Yes.
The flash is the best
@@catscentral nah fam the camera man can keep up with all the fastest villans AND the flash
I like how the strongest unit just dies to a stone axe
HIS GREATEST WEAKNESS XD
Would that make it the strongest unit then?
The lighting one is not the strongest. He have good attack but he cant take much damage so he a unit that should be protected while doing load of damage
@@Von_Karma the stone axe is the best unit not the unit with the axe
dark peasant and super peasant: am I a joke to you?
cap: "cannon riding a raptor?"
me: is it cannon?
This was posted 2 hours ago, glad to know he’s still alive
He said 5 days ago
He said 6 days ago
He said 7 days ago
2 MONTHS AGO
3 MONTHS AGO
Probably my favorite episode of TABS so far in the ENTIRE series
Same epic
Eh. It's up there but not quite number 1 for me.
Wait where did he get the new chronomancer
@@momstealer1123 it's a mod
@@isdisgudnam Incorrect, you have to look at the secret door in the special map and the Halloween map.
I clicked here faster than james charles can say hey sisters
Dude don’t remind me he exist
That’s fast
U mean hey kiddos
@@jacksoncallanan1984 you don't like i am curious what exactly do you hate about him
Our pics look alike
Captain Sauce the Shadow Walkers attack the Farthest unit from them. You must specifically put them far away from your target.
CaptainSauce: "Could that have gone any worse?!"
Me: "Well, Yeah. I mean you could have lost to some Hobbits."
i havent watched you in a while, and you used to be my comfort youtuber. im so glad you havent changed
Soon Clone Drone In The Danger Zone is going to get chapter 5 added, sooooo, ya think you could return eventually?
We should start a campaign to get more clone drone in the danger zone
Once chapter 5 comes out
I hope he plays it
Just replying so he’s more likely to see this
Yes! Great idea!
Sauce: the death bringer is crap.
Death bringer: and I took that personally.
Yes, us Americans turned the Statue of Liberty into a giant mecha robot with missiles and the works, the very sight of this will turn the most holy of holy men to tears with its glory
Captain: how do you do in hand to hand combat
Tempest lich: no ,just no
i'm scared of what that upgraded chronomancer will turn into next episode.
upgraded void monarch
Captain Sauce: _Talks about Zeus' lightning being useless against the Time God_
Me: *YOU COULD SAY HE IS, ZEUS-LESS*
10th day of commenting
The rumble from aot
Eren: ice giant (at the front just one of it)
Titans:tree giants (a lot of them behind eren)
My question is, how is THAT the strongest unit in the game. Like seriously, come on, you yourself said its useless sometimes
It did kinda suck after that first burst after the transformation
@@WilliamPertzer Right? I thought it was kinda ironic
someone needs to make a power ranger using the chronomancers transformation
If I could use the chronomancers transformation I'd use it for my units
Did you ever tried using those balconies on renaissance map? It's fun to put random weak units on one of the two bigger balconies,take control of one of them,put bunch of enemies on the battlefield,and wait for those enemies to slowly come to you and completely destroy you
Casually uses a group of lesser angels to banish an archangel from heaven forcing them to fall because they became too powerful, only *_then_* realizing that may have been a bad idea.
I *NEED* to see a hellish chronomancer, someone make it
I would but i can't play tabs
My PC is potato af
“This thing might be the closest thing we can get to a god”
It is time to bring out the god killer
I just made most ridiculous faction in game it called “Tiny Faction” I give one guess to figure what theme of this one.
Hey, Cap. I don't know if you will see this, but I thought I should tell you that watching you play TABS is my happy place. When I'm sad and/or feel like a failure watching these videos cheers me up. Thank you so much, I love your videos so much (and not just TABS, it's just my favorite) and I hope you don't stop doing what you do
Again I don't think you will see this but I just wanted to try to tell you this. I might try to tell you on Twitter though just in case
Also I'm like Amai Niji or sweet rainbow or something like that on Twitter
I also was running low on characters in that post
Just finished the previous TABS vid and clicked on this like a Netflix series
Awesome
@@doctorcarrotsthethirdofwha2552 Well that means a lot coming from the well renowned Dr. Carrots
@@Themarxistinvestor can't wait for season 2 of kill it with fire lol
KRO
@@llamalord6559 Ah yes I can see it now,
A second season followed by a spinoff with The Shire, then a Box office topping movie of the year. It’s all coming together kid
I just realized the caveman shield thing has a human skull on its head not an animal
lol
Next time we need to see a super powerful Fallen Angel as a follow up. He'll freeze everyone on the map and pull a Jojo and kill them all before they've even realized. Or perhaps he'll summon hordes of demons like the present elf
For the statue of Liberty they should have done canon balls because the Statue of liberty's base used to have cannons on all sides.
When God says "I should Buff my strongest army unit"
Watch it massively backfire because it fell from Heaven
Lucifer 2.0 here we go
If you didn’t notice, the clock on its back counts how many attacks it gets off, and once it gets 8 attacks off it transforms, not when it is pissed off
Technically it is probably pissed off when it transforms
@@leoblessinger7913 good point
As the gods will:
One chronomancer vs one evil monarch
"I don't need to fight this war on two fronts, I'm not WWII Germany. Even though... If I wanted some advice from that time, I'm sure there's an Austrian painter hanging out with my boss right now."
-Cammandant Sauce
Day 63 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best
6 more days
@@superduck9954 nah he needs to play UEBS one last time then he’ll be the best
Man he deserves to be told it
Day 20 for me
1,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th day it feels like
Now watch someone make the upgraded cronomancer into an op demon.
I already done it with corrupt chronomancer 2.0
Done it a few weeks before this vid
Your laugh is contagious sometimes I have to pause the video so I don't pass out.
9:00 you can see the big void cultist lay on the harvesters
Is it just me who wants to see him collab with other you tubers like him just to cause grief
Same
Goblin Cannon:
Is it a Cannon for goblins, or a Cannon that *Shoots* goblins?
Idk both /:(
"What kind of growth hormones did I slip into his Lucky Charms"
--CaptainSauce, 2021/2022
Here’s a fun fact for people: Which is stronger? Dark Peasant? Or Super Peasant? Previously it was the Dark Peasant, but if you put them in a 1v1 the Super Peasant absolutely buries the Dark Peasant.
*_Could we have a moment of silence to the strongest unit who died to a stone axe_*
These videos really help with the stress I've been dealing with. Thanks Cap, keep it up man💪
I could imagine cap narrating WWll which it would make history 10 times more enjoyable.
CaptainSauce:Wich is better raptor cannon or cannon cannon?
Me:Bomb cannon
24:25 I like how sauce didn't notice that he placed 69k worth of Cronomancers
Nice
Did you get here before me I literally just click
Captain sauce: upset because he can’t use the void monarch
Also him half the episode : doesn’t use the void monarch
the shadow walkers most of the time teleport to the unit thats furthest away from them, that's how the ability works which is why they teleported to the other side of the enemy units
Hi
Hello
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I went to the bottom just to like and make u feel appreciated
@@Definitely_a_bird thanks
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The real first out of every first
Gg
"HELL FIRE"
A washer in the back surrounded by five cheerleaders.
2 groups of 10 halflings in the front.
This request is different, You control of the watcher and make a team that can beat you.
I have tried, it's vary hard.
Captain sauce is just too funny when he has a unit flying he'll just stare at his roof 🤣
*when the new god falls*
captinesauce: *thinks About the devil*
me: and at that moment he knew he fucked up
“Lucifer fell from Heaven and we know what happened to him, I don’t wanna know what this thing will turn into”
I guess we know how hell’s greatest warrior came to be.
While you were using the statue of liberty, it put fear into one of the tanks when you decided the military should try to take the 5 liberty statues down.
“he doesnt look very flashy”
CaptainSauce describing a unit eith glowing white claws
8:20: you accidentally summoned a giant
"This big FRENCH statue is suddenly amazing at fighting"
Yes, the statue of liberty is so french.
- CaptainSauce 2021
The statue of liberty was a gift from the french for humiliating the British.
Sauce the shadow walker only targets the unit farthest from it so you can't make them go into the middle of a group unless the units in the middle are the farthest from the shadow walkers.
17:33 that's a definition of literal cannon fodder
This dude doesn't even know that the statue of liberty doubles as a megazord
CaptainSauce’s humour is like none other he is one of the funniest UA-camrs I have ever watched and he has had a genuine positive impact on my life and without him I wouldn’t have found some of my favourite games and so much else and for that I am forever grateful
Late reply but agreed 100%. So many youtubers I've seen are either just loud and screaming 24/7 or pre-script their jokes. Cap is just so good at improvising on the spot, and I've never seen another youtuber as naturally funny and witty as him
“What kind of growth hormones did I slip into his lucky charms” I’m ready to die for I have now heard everything
Cap: "the weather is definitely scary to these guys"
Me: "actually fun fact: cavemen would wait around trees for lightning to strike it and put sticks to the flame for fire sticks or torches to scare off predators"
“What kind of growth hormones did I slip into HIS lucky charms?...”
-Captainsauce 2021
14 toilet/sex humor jokes. Never change, sauce. Never change
Next video: they upgraded the evil strongest unit in the game
One thing I don't understand about both the media and games, it's that Satan can't be that much of an "enemy" of heaven, as to send someone to Hell, they are going to have to be tested by God-Angels, and if they have not been good, they tell Hell to expect a new "guest" and they must coordinate something ... or am I wrong? Like to send someone to hell, you need to go through heaven's trials, if you fail, God gives Satan the *ok* to bring you down ... again, am I missing something?
Does he know the ‘light tentacles’ don’t do anything😂