Insane Conservative TikToker Leaves Me Dumbfounded

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  • @MichelleHarris-zf6wn
    @MichelleHarris-zf6wn 3 місяці тому +1818

    My mother died alone in an hospital that was over run with covid patients that "didn't stay home" she didn't have covid but the respiratory assistance she needed was in short supply because of the sheer number of covid patients. It wasn't an election year here or in America. I love how Americans can take a global pandemic and somehow make it about themselves.

    • @beekid5167
      @beekid5167 3 місяці тому +96

      Im so sorry for your loss

    • @MichelleHarris-zf6wn
      @MichelleHarris-zf6wn 3 місяці тому +52

      @@beekid5167 Thank you ❤

    • @littlekinginc124
      @littlekinginc124 3 місяці тому +55

      Truly. And when I worked in the wealthier areas of my city, it drove me insane how much they acted like it didn't matter to them.

    • @scarletweaver171
      @scarletweaver171 3 місяці тому +7

      Hugs

    • @Pigeonfish_
      @Pigeonfish_ 3 місяці тому +9

      I hope her soul is in a good place and your family gets the comfort you deserve. So many virtual hugs. 🫂

  • @gabrielnotgabriel9572
    @gabrielnotgabriel9572 3 місяці тому +819

    I really hope one of the frozen yogurt store employees bans him.

    • @spidybat7658
      @spidybat7658 3 місяці тому +62

      I hope every restaurant bans him after making a video

    • @antisocialal4799
      @antisocialal4799 3 місяці тому

      For a man who hates fat people, he sure loves to eat fattening things nearly everyday for content. But, you know, dunk on us libs lol.

    • @CesRaisons
      @CesRaisons Місяць тому +3

      I like to imagine he has to go in disguises because literally nobody wants him in their establishments

    • @schnegva7801
      @schnegva7801 Місяць тому +4

      @@CesRaisons he just puts on a printed out ryan gosling face and puts on a rubber band to hold it on his face, he just takes it off when he's making videos

  • @Jonbutter
    @Jonbutter 3 місяці тому +882

    "thank a straight person for your existence" he never specified which one. DM'ing Mark Ruffalo right now

    • @unapologeticallyb5068
      @unapologeticallyb5068 3 місяці тому +71

      I'm about to call Seth Rogan just to say thanks bro

    • @mattmcdonough3282
      @mattmcdonough3282 3 місяці тому +39

      Dialing my priest my rabbi and my imam rn 🙏

    • @pepsidog3060
      @pepsidog3060 3 місяці тому +19

      calling dan aykroyd rn 🙏

    • @metalbrainmextrememetalent6810
      @metalbrainmextrememetalent6810 3 місяці тому

      My moms a lesbian. She’s a narcissistic lunatic too though.

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 3 місяці тому +40

      Me about to thank Markiplier and Brennen Lee Mulligan just because those two straight guys in particular would piss him off extra-hard

  • @WickedKatze
    @WickedKatze 3 місяці тому +918

    I've literally never heard an actual queer or trans person yell at someone for "assuming their gender". That's a joke entirely invented by conservatives. And to be clear, the word "joke" is doing SO much heavy lifting there.

    • @WickedKatze
      @WickedKatze 3 місяці тому +106

      also, even without the yelling about terrorism, how in the fuck is that guy allowed to film in the TSA line? Every time I've gone through security there are signs everywhere warning you that photo/video recording is prohibited.

    • @thelifdoffcloun6155
      @thelifdoffcloun6155 3 місяці тому +53

      The only time I've ever seen that in real life was when I saw someone filming it on their phone and then immediately after they all stopped and checked the video, even the "perpetrator"

    • @sophitiaofhyrule
      @sophitiaofhyrule 3 місяці тому +138

      I've seen trans people get upset at people for misgendering them REPEATEDLY and ON PURPOSE which is totally understandable

    • @WickedKatze
      @WickedKatze 3 місяці тому +62

      @@sophitiaofhyrule right, but that's a totally different scenario than what these ghouls are trying to say happens

    • @poiwytlee
      @poiwytlee 3 місяці тому +67

      Lol same. Literally the other day, someone called me "he" for days in a discord server because it was a gaming server and I guess gamer = he/him and I didn't bother correcting because I couldn't give two shits (non-binary) and at some point someone "corrected" him to say I was a "female so she" and I said, "Ahh well actually I'm non-binary and prefer neutral terms but don't care at all if someone calls me he" and somehow my calm, casual collection, after someone else "corrected" another person on my gender became me being angry lol. I was literally sitting there like...totally unbothered but the mere mention of gender nonconformity triggered these fellas into projecting their anger on to me 😆 they said so so so many words and I was just sitting there like, "uh it doesn't really matter. I'm not offended. I didn't correct you because I don't care. I only said something because someone else said something."
      It was bizarre! I'm still not bothered by someone incorrectly assuming my gender. I'm still not bothered by someone incorrectly "correcting" someone else on it! But the vitriolic response was freakin weird lol 😂

  • @nadiamarie9833
    @nadiamarie9833 3 місяці тому +778

    As a gay person it cracks me up when people are like "you're gay?? How will you have kids??" As if that's like.... my one and only goal in life? Lmao

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 3 місяці тому +128

      Not to mention being gay doesn't stop anyone from having kids if they do want to be a parent.
      It's genuinely mind boggling to hear someone say something so ignorant and shortsighted.

    • @megand12345
      @megand12345 3 місяці тому +33

      Same! Im like im actually a whole and happy person all on my own, you should try it!

    • @christiantabares6713
      @christiantabares6713 3 місяці тому +76

      Its also weird to think that all straight couples MUST NECESSARILY have kids.
      Also, by "...having kids..." They mean "reproduce via the couple themselves"; because adoption, surrogacy, community child care exist. But thats often seen as diverging from heteronormative views on child rearing.

    • @thatotherted3555
      @thatotherted3555 3 місяці тому +34

      "Mom, I'm gay, not sterile" was my response, or at least, it would've been if I'd thought of it in time.

    • @gooeydude574
      @gooeydude574 3 місяці тому +11

      People act as if we’re not overpopulated as a species

  • @olivefernando7879
    @olivefernando7879 3 місяці тому +187

    As a trans person, I agree with the gender thing, it's OK to assume gender as long as you listen if you are corrected. Also I've literally never heard "did you assume my gender?" un-ironically or really at all from a trans person or feminist or whatever, it's always been from conservatives trying to mock those people

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 3 місяці тому +27

      Agreed. I've never said or thought that, and I only get upset about misgendering if it's repeated & intentional. Same goes for all my queer friends.

    • @draalttom844
      @draalttom844 3 місяці тому

      No matter who you are talking to, if you assume a gender, you are stupid and very rude. Go in science class

  • @Ezra_the
    @Ezra_the 3 місяці тому +840

    I think the pride month thing is hilarious. My mother, the woman who birthed me, is a bi woman. She's great and takes me to the gay festivities. :)

    • @MarkRasslin
      @MarkRasslin 3 місяці тому +75

      I feel like it would take a few months to explain things like in vitro to this guy because it require teaching him all of ninth grade biology first.

    • @alexf225
      @alexf225 3 місяці тому +69

      I know a guy whose dad is gay. Yes, it's a difficult situation but still, a gay man can have a kid. This conservative dude lives in a very simple world it seems.

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 3 місяці тому +1

      People thinking the only way to have a baby is straight sex are fucking stupid to a comical degree. Especially as more alternative ways to have/conceive a child grows.
      Not to mention how many straight couples actively avoid having kids and never want one.

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu 3 місяці тому +40

      @@alexf225in your friends case it’s a “difficult situation” but there are also just gay people who have children. Like Dave Rubin and his husband, or NPH and his- these men all have biological children, with egg donors, that they raise together as a cohesive family unit.
      Adoption also very much exists.
      There are infinite ways of making families and being gay barely has anything to do with it.

    • @bobbyonkazoo3512
      @bobbyonkazoo3512 3 місяці тому +10

      My maternal grandfather was gay and my father is bi

  • @applejuice7108
    @applejuice7108 3 місяці тому +215

    Imagine grating cheese onto someone's pasta, you turn around, and you hear that person comparing guns to ra-pe.

    • @swippedtritch
      @swippedtritch 2 місяці тому +11

      Hopefully the waiter knew about his views beforehand and that "cheese" was actually a urinal cake

  • @DitaR-zh6ko
    @DitaR-zh6ko 3 місяці тому +369

    I'm seriously so confused as to why this guy made a conservative dating app THAT DIDN'T WORK and decided to use the platform to share his immoral views

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 3 місяці тому +27

      Narcissism. The answer is narcissism.
      The hilarious thing is that his app couldn't even get HIM a date. 😂

  • @alyssaavery2087
    @alyssaavery2087 3 місяці тому +201

    “thank a straight person for your existence” how about thank the gay couples you’re trying to take rights from for adopting the children you didn’t want because you thought ABORTION was immoral.

    • @Bryce_C.
      @Bryce_C. 3 місяці тому

      How about we only let the countless number of straight couples adopt

    • @theveganduolingobird7349
      @theveganduolingobird7349 3 місяці тому +17

      thank Allen Turing for the computer you posted that on too :D

    • @miggle2784
      @miggle2784 3 місяці тому +6

      @@theveganduolingobird7349Thank you, Mr Turing

    • @Yeawedodat
      @Yeawedodat 2 місяці тому

      The adoption wait list is very long. Good for gay couples adopting I’m happy they do that but it’s not like it’s gay people making the difference

    • @alyssaavery2087
      @alyssaavery2087 2 місяці тому +1

      @@theveganduolingobird7349 who watches youtube on a computer

  • @bootleg_24
    @bootleg_24 3 місяці тому +243

    lets not forget the time he admitted to handing out fake money to homeless people, which is a crime

  • @segue2ant395
    @segue2ant395 3 місяці тому +586

    "Since we haven't had a terrorist attack in a while, can we keep our shoes on at the airport?" has big "If the numbers are coming down, why are we still wearing masks?" energy.

    • @domaxltv
      @domaxltv 3 місяці тому +91

      I mean to be fair, most airport security measures that are actually annoying and intrusive are also almost entirely ineffective compared to the ones that people don't see or think about

    • @grayarklite
      @grayarklite 3 місяці тому

      @@domaxltvyeahhh airport security against terrorism not exactly as effective as masks against disease (I am agreeing with you I know @-ing you might make it seem not like that)

    • @irrationallyodd6199
      @irrationallyodd6199 3 місяці тому +60

      not at all actually 😭😭 the shoe thing has never stopped an attack and the TSA fails 80% of tests

    • @Prof_Z_PhD
      @Prof_Z_PhD 3 місяці тому +10

      Also big "why do we have an IT Security department? We never get virus' or cyber attacks" energy

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 3 місяці тому +38

      Unlike taking your shoes off at the airport, wearing a mask when you're potentially infected with COVID-19 actually works.
      It's not just security theater resulting from an outlying case that just happened once. Taking your shoes off, famously is.

  • @SheepasaurusRex
    @SheepasaurusRex 3 місяці тому +125

    "people only judge white people for owning slaves" dude completely forgot about the story of moses

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 3 місяці тому +41

      He thinks Egyptians are white because that's how they're portrayed in that one movie from the 60s. I guarantee it.

    • @Wet.Smell12
      @Wet.Smell12 2 дні тому

      I feel like he’s a bit confused. Because based off the schools I go to,we learned more about the American type slavery and racism,and less about slavery from elsewhere. But idk that’s just based on what I’ve gathered from the schools I went to

  • @TheTrueEmrys
    @TheTrueEmrys 3 місяці тому +179

    It's called Chattel Slavery that's why it's different than Ancient Slavery.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 3 місяці тому +39

      Ancient slavery was like napalm, while chattel slavery was more like a thermonuclear weapon.
      People seem to not understand this; they were both bad, but one was so much more destructive than the other (especially generationally/long-term).

    • @saltydinonuggies1841
      @saltydinonuggies1841 3 місяці тому +29

      @@sholem_bondand one was also a lot more recent to now and existed in the culture that he lives in (America) so like… yeah we’re gonna talk about chattel slavery more when that is the kind of slavery that we did. Like this country was literally built on it. No sht we’re gonna focus more on that than other forms that didn’t happen as much here (or at all).

  • @whoknowsatthispoint7508
    @whoknowsatthispoint7508 3 місяці тому +138

    Another thing to consider on the slavery point: The trans-Atlantic slave trade wasn't the first example of slavery, but it fundamentally changed the way slavery worked, especially by making it hereditary. It wasn't the first type of slavery (and previous forms were obviously still horrible), but it was a uniquely cruel form. That can't be denied.

  • @renzaluski1385
    @renzaluski1385 3 місяці тому +70

    Making abortion illegal *_DOESN'T_* decrease abortions!

    • @Bryce_C.
      @Bryce_C. 3 місяці тому +1

      Yes it does. Just think about it

    • @queenofmoons720
      @queenofmoons720 3 місяці тому +16

      It decreases legal abortions, if people want a abortion they will find a way to get that abortion. It’s like if heart surgery was illegal, there will be a slight decrees in surgeries, but people will still find a way to get the medical attention they need.

    • @laravioliiii2832
      @laravioliiii2832 3 місяці тому

      It probably increases infanticide

    • @CesRaisons
      @CesRaisons Місяць тому

      @@Bryce_C. It’s going to as the american extremist right is trying to ban ANY kind of birth control, such as the pill or plan b or condoms, so yes illegal abortions will go up

    • @XeriFemsomething-qg2py
      @XeriFemsomething-qg2py Місяць тому +4

      @Bryce_C and once you've finished your deep "thinking" session, go look at actual statistics and data and adjust your understanding of the world accordingly. Like an intelligent person would.

  • @prageruwu69
    @prageruwu69 3 місяці тому +303

    at least he didn't leave you... freddy fazbear..

    • @fritzthepiratefox
      @fritzthepiratefox 3 місяці тому +15

      MORAL OREL PFP!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    • @elisquier5380
      @elisquier5380 3 місяці тому +13

      Har har har har

    • @mariaantoniajosephajohanna
      @mariaantoniajosephajohanna 3 місяці тому +5

      I love your username

    • @the-postal-dude
      @the-postal-dude 3 місяці тому +5

      what is the punchline

    • @buggypc9753
      @buggypc9753 3 місяці тому +19

      ​@@the-postal-dude someone made videos in response to the tiktok guy with "Atleast there's no....freddy fazbear" and they explain the fnaf lore in a funny way

  • @mrmiddlestone4037
    @mrmiddlestone4037 3 місяці тому +628

    About the abortion thing. Making abortion illegal does not decrease the rate of abortion. According to a report by the Gutmaccher institute, abortion rates in more restrictive countries were about the same as those in less restrictive countries, however, the percentage of unsafe abortions increased up to 30%! Essentially, the data shows making abortion illegal doesn’t decrease the rate of abortion, but it does put the mothers in more danger. The real pro-life thing would be just not making it illegal, because it only puts more people in danger. Abortion rates have been dropping steadily over time though, due to better access to better contraceptives. Pro life people just need to advertise safe sex more. Too bad so many of them want to demonize sex before marriage!

    • @connorhart7597
      @connorhart7597 3 місяці тому +77

      Proper sex Ed, quality access to Healthcare and contraceptives are all ways to decrease abortion. I'm against abortion, I'd never want my partner to get one, but thats not my choice to make. Its certainly not my choice to make for every person in the country. But not liking it is a helluva lot different than wanting it to be illegal. A better comparison to draw is prostitution. Maybe you might not agree with it, but its going to happen regardless and at its core isn't harming anybody, provided safety steps are met. When you criminalize it, it becomes unregulated, therefore more dangerous to people involved, especially the women. Making it legal means the government can regulate it and keep people safe. I'm fucking sick of people making laws based on their own arbitrary morals that they then impose on a bronze age story book.

    • @thatsickkidjaz1749
      @thatsickkidjaz1749 3 місяці тому +61

      This is what I wish people would consider when making votes/comments about whether abortion should be legal or not. It doesn't stop abortion, it stops SAFE abortion.

    • @elisarenn5123
      @elisarenn5123 3 місяці тому +29

      I was just about to comment that abortion rates staying the same wether they're legal or not makes sense when you consider that even legal abortions happen out of a sense of desperation and urgency. I don't think anyone wants to have an abortion but they might need it. Whereas guns for example can be a status symbol or a hobby.

    • @Shuffles_Art
      @Shuffles_Art 3 місяці тому +13

      Exactly! This is the case for a lot of stuff tbh, criminalising things like abortions or drugs or porn doesn’t decrease these things, it just forces those who are dependant on those things to search for it in more unsafe and unprotected areas where they’re far more likely to be put in danger and taken advantage of 💀

    • @samkadel8185
      @samkadel8185 3 місяці тому +13

      Yeah, there's no urgency to buying a gun in most contexts, and not buying a gun isn't gonna potentially wreck your life

  • @lemonmintcat4269
    @lemonmintcat4269 3 місяці тому +131

    The stress on that young women's face in the TSA line is real, like do you even know how much BS I have gone through while visiting family overseas? One summer I traveled to visit my grandma when I returned the agent checking people back into the US stopped me. " I was visiting my grandmother" was not good enough, I got questioned for ten minutes. I eventually mentioned going to college, and football... THEN the TSA agent was like "FOOTBALL USA USA" and let me through.

  • @casrrole
    @casrrole 3 місяці тому +70

    I think we need to remember that when the second amendment was written the guns they had shot once and took a long time to reload. They didn’t have automatic weapons that can shoot 50 bullets at a time. There’s no reason why a person should be able to have that.

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 3 місяці тому +18

      Would love to see how the founding fathers would have reacted if they saw an example of modern weaponry.
      The Constitution absolutely would have be rethought and been more specific if modern technology was even a possibility back then.

    • @casrrole
      @casrrole 3 місяці тому +11

      @@Shift_Salt exactly! theres a reason theres nothing in the constitution about owning bombs. They know a person shouldn’t have that.

    • @Miroslava_Ivanova
      @Miroslava_Ivanova 3 місяці тому +6

      And on top of that the accuracy was way off at a bigger distance

    • @MarieLehleitner
      @MarieLehleitner 3 місяці тому +11

      Also the only reason we have a 2nd Amendment is because we needed militias since we didn't have a standing army at the time or for most of American history...

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@MarieLehleitnerExactly! They always ignore the part that says it's "to maintain a well-regulated militia," aka a trained standing military. Which we have now in the form of the US Armed Forces.

  • @Mel19862
    @Mel19862 3 місяці тому +112

    I live in Europe. So every time I hear about the gun discussion I feel so weirded out. I would be so scared if my neighbour had a gun. It’s so sad to hear that Americans have the need to bear weapons. (Excuse my English)

    • @Lunakitty1234
      @Lunakitty1234 3 місяці тому +31

      I live in Australia and it’s honestly kinda scary how obsessed America is about guns. Like if you’re a good law-abiding citizen who cares about the people around you, why do you need a gun? The average person doesn’t need a gun. You shouldn’t want to hurt people. It’s especially scary when you think about all the school shootings there is. You’d think that would scare them into doing something about the guns but they’re always screaming about their right to have one. It’s sad that kids have to worry about that stuff when they go to school :(

    • @skullsNhorror
      @skullsNhorror 3 місяці тому +16

      I've discussed with Americans about guns and they're weirded out we generally europeans don't have guns. "How are you gonna defend yourself?" There are so many other ways that don't need a firearm.

    • @Lunakitty1234
      @Lunakitty1234 3 місяці тому +20

      @@skullsNhorror it’s not that we dont need a way to protect ourselves but there’s always a chance the gun could fall into the wrong hands and I think that’s so irresponsible to just let that happen. Children, disabled people, abusive partners, someone with anger problems , and of course there are people who simply don’t care about other people and want to hurt them . Theres so many things that can go wrong and so many people that shouldn’t have a gun.

    • @domicofo
      @domicofo 3 місяці тому +10

      dude same. I live in russia and if guns were more accessible it would be much more of a hellscape to live in lol

    • @skullsNhorror
      @skullsNhorror 3 місяці тому +6

      @@Lunakitty1234 After a discussion I had about the topic with some people I came to the conclusion that, as Ryan said, making them illegal is not going to stop the problem as a whole. It will simply make the access more difficult and illegal. And as you said, it genuinely depends on WHO ends up with a gun under their possession. My opinion is that if a country is going to allow guns, there should definitely be some short of test or document to fill up to make sure that the person they're giving a gun to, is mentally ok and responsible enough to own a gun. The issue with this idea? Some people lie.

  • @-RedroseTheoneandonly-
    @-RedroseTheoneandonly- 3 місяці тому +106

    Holy fuck it's the guy... QUICK!!! CLOSE THE FROYO SHOPS HE'S HERE!!!

  • @BunnyDanger
    @BunnyDanger 3 місяці тому +200

    "thank a straight person"
    my dad is a trans dude, he gave birth to me pre transition lmao

    • @spiritofchaos58
      @spiritofchaos58 3 місяці тому +74

      No no no, just A straight person, doesn't need to be your parents.
      For example, thank me! I didn't do anything to deserve it, but it'd be nice of you.

    • @BunnyDanger
      @BunnyDanger 3 місяці тому +46

      @@spiritofchaos58 Thanks for being you, homie

    • @megand12345
      @megand12345 3 місяці тому +26

      ​@@spiritofchaos58thanks for bringing me in to the world

    • @audreytwo
      @audreytwo 3 місяці тому +18

      ​@@spiritofchaos58thanks daddy/mommy

    • @lanskandal1181
      @lanskandal1181 3 місяці тому +12

      Thank you ​@@spiritofchaos58!

  • @StressedSquid
    @StressedSquid 3 місяці тому +113

    What does that r@pe free zones take even mean?? What was he trying to say???? How do people unironically listen to what this guy says and not laugh at him?? I'm befuddled

    • @reedsylvier5250
      @reedsylvier5250 3 місяці тому +8

      It's very easy to dumb your own mind with bias and I'm sure these groups have a lot of yesmen. As long as it has the potential to provoke thought (even if they actually didn't and if they had would realise that that thought doesn't make sense) they'll applaud

    • @MarkRasslin
      @MarkRasslin 3 місяці тому +14

      This is the mind of a self fulfilling dolt who thinks he can explain the world through useless analogies. Some people trick themselves into seeing that as bespoke wisdom. It's really annoying.

    • @bsqwahlE
      @bsqwahlE 3 місяці тому +1

      Hello. I agree and "befuddled" is one of the great English words. Just sayin

    • @CesRaisons
      @CesRaisons Місяць тому

      I heard him say rpe free zones and I had to mull it over, hopefully he knows it’s actually not legal to rpe people

  • @jaystitches
    @jaystitches 3 місяці тому +43

    the argument that says "abortion should be legal because it would happen anyway if it was illegal" isn't the actual argument. it's supposed to say that the abortions that will happen regardless of the legality will become even more unsafe. it's supposed to argue that more people will die because we still need abortions despite the illegality.

  • @lorddonut3000
    @lorddonut3000 3 місяці тому +48

    Can I add that during the “solar eclipse” short that he depicted himself staring up at the sun completely unprotected. Like… way to prove your superior intellect as you irreparably damage your eyes. I mean, I’m sure he didn’t fill during the eclipse, but it still makes him look like he’s not playing with a full deck of cards.

    • @artCharles
      @artCharles 3 місяці тому

      Eclipse glasses are obviously a scam by woke liberals, real men look directly at the sun and damage their eyesight. /s

  • @mniellie
    @mniellie 3 місяці тому +41

    imagine being that waiter, though... "Is that enough parmesan? Yeah? perfect, have a wonderful dinner... what the fuck did you just say?"

  • @Ia_catI
    @Ia_catI 3 місяці тому +48

    I‘ve caught a cold so I’m kinda stupid rn and I first thought the blurred text said „rant free“ zones. And I was like, you know what, that would actually be kinda dope.

    • @frederikbuttenschn7562
      @frederikbuttenschn7562 3 місяці тому +5

      I’m just imagining a big field of flowers with people chilling on it

  • @sorianrrapson
    @sorianrrapson 3 місяці тому +31

    Actually from what we know in countries that outlaw abortions the rate of abortions don't go down. If you outlawed any necessary treatment people will still do it at the same rate because it's necessary.

  • @rudetuesday
    @rudetuesday 3 місяці тому +21

    The frozen yogurt shops should charge that guy an incredible amount of money for sprinkles, then lock him outside.

  • @BriarBlossoms
    @BriarBlossoms 3 місяці тому +42

    Hey just wanted to say the argument "making abortion illegal doesn't stop abortions " is only half the argument the full thing is "making abortions illegal doesn't stop abortions it just makes them less safe" that isnt really comparable to gun control then because gun control does make it harder to get guns but not always less safe

  • @TastyDonutz
    @TastyDonutz 3 місяці тому +37

    as someone who has been R worded I can 100% confirm a sign that says "R word free zone" would've made them reconsider the current crime they were committing

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 2 місяці тому +1

      These people would unironically legalize r word if they had absolute authoritative power

    • @Yeawedodat
      @Yeawedodat 2 місяці тому

      @@RyuKyu.77that’s not true, quit just being blinded by political hate

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Yeawedodat they want martial r word legal, and they openly tell r victims to bear the child, they are one step closer to legalizing it

    • @Yeawedodat
      @Yeawedodat 2 місяці тому

      @@RyuKyu.771st of all, I want a source that isn’t super biased to the left and proof that the right wanted to make marital R word legal. 2nd very few of the right believe that people who were r worded shouldn’t get an abortion. Trump was on the side of r word abortion. I know very small level people believe in that but on the state level is much better then on a country wise decision

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 2 місяці тому

      @@Yeawedodat firstly, read dennis Prager's article about "when a woman isn't in the mood" Secondly, yeah ofc Trump would say that, he can read the room but do you think Trump is really in control? It's the Republican legislators in the heritage Foundation, those people are really in control, and they're full on psychopathic, wtf are you dude? A right winger? What's this centrist bs you're doing

  • @princesspupcake1269
    @princesspupcake1269 3 місяці тому +18

    I'm kinda surprised he even bothered to say LGBTQ+ correctly and didn't do the usual Rightoid spiel of rambling off 30 more letters.

  • @BigAlexgator
    @BigAlexgator 3 місяці тому +19

    6:39 JUST A PSA FOR FIRE EXTINGUISHER SAFETY. I am NOT comparing them to guns at all. Like I know fire extinguishers don’t get fired at kindergartners or young school children.
    But I have heard of people using them as a “prank “when in reality it can cause the oxygen to be depleted from the air, in order to put out the fire.
    Therefore, it chokes the person who is getting sprayed. It’s literally lacking them of oxygen.

    • @lanskandal1181
      @lanskandal1181 3 місяці тому +3

      Unrelated but also remember that these things expire! And it's a good idea to smack the bottom of these things every year or so!

  • @stealthheistfilms
    @stealthheistfilms 3 місяці тому +15

    "Thank a straight couple for your existence."
    That's what mothers and fathers day is for

    • @draalttom844
      @draalttom844 3 місяці тому +2

      What about gay parents?

    • @stealthheistfilms
      @stealthheistfilms 3 місяці тому +9

      @draalttom844 that's what mothers's and fathers's day is for 😅

    • @draalttom844
      @draalttom844 3 місяці тому

      @stealthheistfilms but they arent straight, wich is what you claimed

    • @stealthheistfilms
      @stealthheistfilms 3 місяці тому +2

      @draalttom844 the words in quotations are not my own.

    • @FaizatheTempest
      @FaizatheTempest Місяць тому

      Bi/pan people:
      Trans people:
      Gay people using surrogacy/sperm donor:

  • @TahtahmesDiary
    @TahtahmesDiary 3 місяці тому +30

    Pretty much anyone can have a baby with modern tech, but as someone bi, I thank you for noting the bi/pan/queer erasure. We outchea with kids, but not demanding any thank yous for bumping uglies lol 😅

  • @da_googoober
    @da_googoober 3 місяці тому +12

    My friend killed herself with a gun during my freshman year of high school. She got it from her dad’s gun locker. I’ve been a heavy advocate for gun control ever since.

    • @Yeawedodat
      @Yeawedodat 2 місяці тому

      That’s stupid af. Be a better mental health advocate. Not like the gun out a spell to make her that way

    • @notExpectionz
      @notExpectionz 5 днів тому

      @@Yeawedodat guns are the problem.

  • @WillDaBeard
    @WillDaBeard 3 місяці тому +19

    I will say I was literally thinking earlier today about how I saw a sign that said "No Guns Beyond This Point" and I thought to myself how "I think that's suppose to be universally everywhere" but my mind did not immediately go to r*pe.

  • @Hatsune-Miku_Fan
    @Hatsune-Miku_Fan 3 місяці тому +40

    I rather chug soy milk than be a conservative

    • @ranfordgallus
      @ranfordgallus 3 місяці тому +8

      I mean soy milk taste good, I'd drink it in general

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 3 місяці тому

      It's so funny they think soy milk "makes men effeminate/gay/trans." They're so allergic to facts that they swing to the side of believing literal elementary-school rumours & urban legends.

  • @sophitiaofhyrule
    @sophitiaofhyrule 3 місяці тому +11

    Actually, abortions happen more when they're illegal. Because abortion being illegal often comes with no sex ed and inaccessible birth control, which means there will be more unwanted pregnancies

    • @AsrielDremurrBomj
      @AsrielDremurrBomj 3 місяці тому

      So, first make proper sex ed and birth control accessible, and then make abortion illegal?

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@AsrielDremurrBomjExcept people with proper sex ed understand that abortion is unfortunately a necessary thing.
      But places where it's legal have much lower rates of abortion.

    • @audreytwo
      @audreytwo 3 місяці тому

      ​@@AsrielDremurrBomjMaybe when shit like artifical wombs are accessible to even the poorest person in the world.

  • @Deadpool3E
    @Deadpool3E 3 місяці тому +20

    Do you want to know what's really dumb about this? The topic of "gun free zones" first popped up about a decade ago as topics like school shootings and Chicago's gun crisis became much more popular. What most people had a problem with wasn't so much the firearms as it was that either criminals or neighborong areas were having their weapons being funneled into regions with stricter gun control policies, which showed a lower risk of firearm-related murders or suicides on average. Of course, conservatives, being all about PERSONAL and IMMEDIATE liberty above other people's safety, dismissed these complaints and said that the very notion of "gun free zones" was an invitation for vulnerability and asking to be a target. At around this time, you would have these "patriots" walk in fully armed inside private businesses and flaunting their 2nd Amendment rights (while at the same time dismissing that such virtues weren't afforded to their black counterparts, with many more vocal individuals outright claiming they should be exempt because "muh 13:50"). At the end, the "conversation" died down with no real compromise and the rate of shootings actually increased, especially at schools. Part of that is because of a lack of proper safety measures and common sense regulations, but also due to the increase in mental health incidents and far right extremism. Of course, when a shooter kills kids in a school, Conservatives are the first to pass the buck on mental health, but then take away bucks from programs meant to address them.

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 3 місяці тому

      Don't forget that the first gun control laws were proposed & funded by conservatives and the NRA, in order to keep guns out of the hands of Black Panthers who were protecting black voters from the Klan.

  • @Resilient_Sage88
    @Resilient_Sage88 3 місяці тому +26

    Not a bot guy was like "What is a normal human function? Ah yes, eating. No one will suspect a thing..

  • @vivil2533
    @vivil2533 3 місяці тому +9

    Has this man never seen a no smoking sign...
    Its legal therefore if a business or establishment doesnt want you to smoke the put up a sign.

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 3 місяці тому +2

      He's also okay with "whites-only" businesses and is nad about desegregation. He's such a hypocrite.

  • @jk-jl2lo
    @jk-jl2lo 3 місяці тому +8

    nobody tell this man about the t4t relationships that can conceive on their own and have gender-bent pregnancy stories

  • @URFTBOUND4LIFE
    @URFTBOUND4LIFE 3 місяці тому +7

    And he wonders why women aren't joining his dating app.....😂

  • @opheliamunroe1110
    @opheliamunroe1110 3 місяці тому +30

    My bisexual mother: Don't you dare -
    Me: I would like to thank whatever heterosexuals bamboozled my mother into spawning me into this wretched existence! Thank you SO MUCH CISSIES! I PRAISE HETEROSEXUAL JESUS!

  • @AndromedaD
    @AndromedaD 3 місяці тому +17

    I believe in sensible gun control, not because i don't think anyone should have access to guns (especially for hunting or sport), but because i know i shouldn't have access to guns.

  • @Urofinnia
    @Urofinnia 17 днів тому +1

    “Making abortion illegal will only stop safe abortions” is the actual phrase! It’s not about the abortion rate, but the rate of women dying getting a desperate abortion.

  • @ginnmann
    @ginnmann 3 місяці тому +7

    8:26 the woman behind him looking over her shoulder when he says that shit is so funny to me for no good reason

  • @autofillapocalypse4573
    @autofillapocalypse4573 3 місяці тому +9

    When you showed the first clip (gun control) I was in agreement with the conservative, but after hearing out your argument, you changed my opinion on his take. Thank you Ryan, I’m always trying to grow

  • @jazefgcm6534
    @jazefgcm6534 3 місяці тому +2

    10:01 they also drastically changed what slavery was. In ancient societies you would be a slave if you were a prisoner or had to pay debts but your children wouldn’t be slaves and once you paid off your debts, you would be free. In the US, Africans were kidnapped, forced on boats, then forced to work for the rest of their lives and any children they had were also subject to the same fate.

  • @Lololou
    @Lololou 3 місяці тому +27

    GUYS WAKE UP RYAN BEARD POSTED!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @coricognitions
    @coricognitions 3 місяці тому +4

    not a single overtly fem/masc presenting person has ever been mad about being misgendered irl. that is exclusively chronically online twitter shit.

  • @pallasrat247
    @pallasrat247 3 місяці тому +5

    The argument isn't that if you make abortion illegal, abortions will judt happen illegally. If you make abortions illegal they'll happen unsafely

  • @uwu-iw7lo
    @uwu-iw7lo 3 місяці тому +9

    fav commentator fr. i really appreciate the effort you take to be logical & relatively unbiased in your responses while still being entertaining

  • @MarkRasslin
    @MarkRasslin 3 місяці тому +10

    It's funny. This guy hates getting opinions from TV but has built an entire channel around parroting OAN and Fox. It's almost like he's a completely disingenuous fraud.

  • @icemuncher5000
    @icemuncher5000 3 місяці тому +10

    well at least there aren't... FREDY-FIVE-BEAR-FREE ZONES (in reference to xenonthefox)

  • @Shift_Salt
    @Shift_Salt 3 місяці тому +4

    I love when people try to act like they've said something thought provoking when the only thing it provokes is everyone becoming irritated and calling them a moron.
    The idea of comparing rape to taking a gun somewhere is stupid on so many levels, rape isn't meant to be "allowed" anywhere, period. It's a crime and attack which violates people's rights.
    Simply carrying a gun is not a crime, but guns are a risk and if a location has rules against bringing them for obvious safety reasons then that's simply a rule you follow if you wish to be there.
    They are incomparable and anyone who thinks they can just say stupid shit like this to try "starting a discussion" is just gonna start some stupid shit.
    Honestly what was his point in saying that, was it trying to make a point that gun restrictions aren't needed because guns aren't as dangerous as a rapist? Or maybe trying to say gun restrictions just aren't effective? I legit can't tell what that dude was trying to say with that but either way, just more cringe posted to the Internet by people who think they're intellectuals.

  • @jerseyjess7826
    @jerseyjess7826 3 місяці тому +2

    what drives me crazy is that gun free zones were never meant to stop malicious shootings. they were designed to prevent ACCIDENTAL shootings. the shootings that happen because waaaaaay too many people are careless with their firearms.

  • @kidejantti1742
    @kidejantti1742 3 місяці тому +9

    jokes on that guy, neither of my parents is completely straight, my mom is bi and my dad is idek like genderfluid or smth (they said that at some point)

  • @swordswordsdev
    @swordswordsdev 3 місяці тому +3

    I can't stand grifters 😭 there's something especially heinous in spreading misinformation that you don't even believe yourself

  • @picklewhop
    @picklewhop 3 місяці тому +6

    Also people in the Bible absolutely did fucking quarantine. That's like, a major part of it

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 3 місяці тому

      Literally every mention of lepers talks about how they're quarantined from the rest of the population. They even mention quarantining women on their period so that they don't spread their "uncleanliness" to others.
      This guy has obviously never actually read the Bible.

  • @kittencomicslol
    @kittencomicslol 3 місяці тому +9

    At least this guy isn’t, Freddy fazbear.

  • @Dovahkiin049
    @Dovahkiin049 Місяць тому +1

    The reason people argue that abortion being illegal will only lead to illegal abortions is because the illegal methods are all incredibly dangerous. Making it legal allows us to control how abortions are performed. It was never about "it'll just happen anyway", but rather the difference of how it will be done when they do it anyway.

  • @johnoliveira5575
    @johnoliveira5575 3 місяці тому +2

    That take you made about assuming people’s genders is something I’ve been saying forever. It’s so good to hear it from someone with a following.

  • @scarletweaver171
    @scarletweaver171 3 місяці тому +3

    Talking about COVID, yes I stayed home and wore masks. I didn’t get it until 4 years later, after 2 vaccines. So I was barely sick.

  • @Feargahl_Padreg
    @Feargahl_Padreg 3 місяці тому +8

    This guy is cringe as fuck, the other day I saw one he made goin "I like to give fake money to the homeless so they get arrested when they try to spend it" and people try to defend it as satire but I feel like he is definitely telling on himself in allot of these videos

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 3 місяці тому +2

      Yea, he admitted to a felony & tried to walk it back with "it was just a joke, bro." 😂

  • @unngjerde5064
    @unngjerde5064 20 днів тому

    When people say "out lawing abortions will increase illegal abortions" i think they mean "out lawing abortions will decrease safe abortions"

  • @acidsoaked1115
    @acidsoaked1115 Місяць тому

    Adding more restrictions to a problem or removing a problem, just makes people find alternative routes. It does genuinely nothing at all.

  • @sovcitwatch
    @sovcitwatch Місяць тому +1

    In grade 6 I had the hot take of "If god is everywhere and in all of us, are we not all god" and brought it up with my teacher.
    That's the level of thought this guy has. He's literally grade 6 me thinking he's a philospher/intellectual

  • @danielsniff6405
    @danielsniff6405 Місяць тому

    This guy's got a point. Fire extinguishers need to be outlawed ASAP.

  • @galacticcow38
    @galacticcow38 3 місяці тому +2

    If rp free zones exist it implies the existence of rpfull zones

  • @gurogaisha
    @gurogaisha 3 місяці тому +1

    "A lavender marriage is a male-female mixed-orientation marriage, undertaken as a marriage of convenience to conceal the socially stigmatised sexual orientation of one or both partners." there is a nonzero amount, dare i say a significant amount of people in romantic relationships who have procreated without having sexual attraction to their partner.

  • @zabiscie
    @zabiscie 3 місяці тому +3

    fire extinguisher has one drawback: polish politicians can use them to extinguish Hannukah candles XD

    • @randommice-rm1c3
      @randommice-rm1c3 3 місяці тому +2

      Oho, I am a foreigner, but you're a fella of culture as well~

  • @luluherzog8738
    @luluherzog8738 3 місяці тому +6

    What is that brain rot🫥? For real??? NO PARODY????🥴 ahhhhhh🧚 am having seizure 🫤💨

  • @jasonsmithy4247
    @jasonsmithy4247 3 місяці тому +1

    Trying to justify slavery is wilddd

  • @bramblemoth1148
    @bramblemoth1148 3 місяці тому +6

    Well at least he's not Freddy Fazbear!!

  • @erin0322
    @erin0322 3 місяці тому +3

    5:23 yeah the “if you make abortion illegal it’ll just happen illegally” argument doesn’t address the any of the actual issues with restricting access to safe and legal abortions, for example, while way less people may get abortions, way more people will be seriously injured or die from unsafe abortions. Stop trying to force people who don’t want kids to have kids.

  • @scottlangley5596
    @scottlangley5596 16 днів тому

    It's not that abortions happen anyway when you make them illegal. It's that when you make abortion illegal, the abortion rate goes UP.

  • @Jokoko2828
    @Jokoko2828 3 місяці тому +1

    The "rape-free zone" one got to me with how stupid it was.

  • @frankiesayspanic
    @frankiesayspanic 3 місяці тому +2

    oh no! my children have no straight people to thank for their existence!

  • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
    @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 3 місяці тому +3

    I think its a testament to how sensible and nuanced of a person you are that I, a non-left wing person can appreciate just about all of your takes, even if I don't agree (though I often do). You are a very cool human and I commend your work.

  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox3929 3 місяці тому +2

    “We stayed home bc the TV told us too” - how is listening to him in the videos he makes any better than the TV?? By his logic following him behind a screen would also be some sheeple shit

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 3 місяці тому

      It's especially ironic because he does whatever OAN, Fox, and InfoWars tell him to.
      Meanwhile, most people quarantined because the world's medical experts said to. (But MAGAts insist that all doctors & scientists are part of a global conspiracy, so...)

  • @krapincorporated
    @krapincorporated 3 місяці тому +2

    I just. I want this man to be wearing that food at the end of the video.

  • @RightfulArchon186
    @RightfulArchon186 Місяць тому +1

    I'm gonna rip my hair out if DateRight tries desperately to make a philosophic quip one more time.

  • @chlochlo_the_T_BAG
    @chlochlo_the_T_BAG 3 місяці тому +6

    hello ryan :0 im loving the more frequent uploads!! hope you're doing well and thanks for making such entertaining content for everyone to watch for free :>

  • @lolagonzalez3682
    @lolagonzalez3682 3 місяці тому +5

    6:00 I just want to quickly respond to your argument that the illegal abortion argument is weak. I would agree that outlawing something would simply induce more illegal activities, that’s just logic. But the reason many pro-choicers peddle the “illegal abortion” argument is because illegal abortions are more dangerous and are often performed in unhygienic “clinics” with un-sanitized equipment by an amateur looking to make money rather than a medical professional. The issue with illegal abortions isn’t necessarily that they’re being performed illegally it’s the fact that because they are illegal they are more likely to put the mother at risk. Legal abortions are safer. Buying a gun illegally won’t risk your life, getting an abortion illegally will. That is why this argument is used.

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 3 місяці тому

      Owing an illegal gun has consequences from fines to jail time or both.

  • @theocanonico9717
    @theocanonico9717 3 місяці тому +1

    “Must dunk! MUST DUNK!” Is now going to be used in my everyday vocabulary, thank you

  • @squitwart.tetanusbowls
    @squitwart.tetanusbowls 3 місяці тому +3

    that last one is taking me out, i’m going to go thank my mom (a bisexual woman) for giving birth to me out of spite

  • @M4NIAC-AP
    @M4NIAC-AP 3 місяці тому +1

    speaking of hot takes, once someone on roblox told me that they didnt think the gender wage gap was too bad

  • @TheRealMikeHawke
    @TheRealMikeHawke 3 місяці тому +1

    i opened the comments in search of references to xenonthefox and was not disappointed. absolutely wonderful

  • @crzll9
    @crzll9 3 місяці тому +4

    My biggest flex is that this the right take guy blocked me on tt lmao

  • @amberly0317
    @amberly0317 3 місяці тому +10

    “Thank a straight person for your existence” okay sir, but I didn’t ask to be born ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @reedsylvier5250
      @reedsylvier5250 3 місяці тому

      FR. And a lot of straight parents of LGBTQ kids do not deserve thanks

  • @missjoints
    @missjoints 3 місяці тому +1

    during covid, My father was immunocompromised (CVID, later developed into a bone marrow disease) and we genuinely could NOT leave our home without risk of him getting sick. It makes my blood boil when anyone tries to downplay what covid was actually like for families let alone families with sick people. But this is just some conservative guy and every other "take" of his have made me physically revolt. So it is what it is but it's sad that there's an audience for the misinformation. But I swear dont any of the people unironically watching tiktokkers like this guy ever go "huh that was pretty stupid" or try and fact check at all?

  • @Ameliamaemay1990
    @Ameliamaemay1990 8 днів тому

    I feel the need to say that the reason people say “if we make abortion illegal it will happen illegally” is that it is health care and it will happen regardless and illegal abortions can both terminate the pregnancy and k!ll the pregnant person. The argument with that point isn’t that “why make it illegal if it’ll still happen?” It’s “why make it illegal if it will put so many desperate women’s and GIRLS lives in danger”

  • @EngineMashups
    @EngineMashups 2 місяці тому +1

    Conservative rhetoric aside, the way he uses a fork is abhorrent

  • @lucifer_fire
    @lucifer_fire Місяць тому +1

    This is Ben "why don't they make crime illegal" Shapiro levels of stupid

  • @ajopasoij9d00
    @ajopasoij9d00 2 місяці тому +1

    The pro "gun-free zone" argument is weak.
    People that will actually follow those, don't intend on committing any crimes. Anyone with criminal intention will just ignore them.

  • @MaxibonHR
    @MaxibonHR 2 місяці тому

    I think the thing with abortion is that even illegally, the rates of abortion *don’t* go down, people ONLY find illegal means to do so because it’s a healthcare necessity. Whereas criminalising guns is more about shutting down mass gun production rather than ownership. The problem with guns is that there are millions more guns than there are people in America, guns are a supply issue and abortion is a demand issue.

  • @naivlyns
    @naivlyns 3 місяці тому +2

    "Dumb takes" should be a whole video serie of yours, commenting on the most idiotic takes some public people have