That Jackie Chan thing is so freaking wholesome. Like, "hey, you totally wrecked my whole world and beat me nearly to death - but I'm not only going to walk this off, I'm eve super proud of you for doing better than me. Well done!"
@@JScroggins Too bad hes a member of the communist party in china.. I loved his movies but for all intents and purposes hes supporting a regime as bad or worse than the nazis.
I think you missed the actual joke. It's what he says after -And no, I'm not doing this in 2024, I'm doing this right now. He acknowledges that people do look that already, making it really meta :))
I'm more surprised he didn't bring up Kasumi Ninja from Atari Jaguar. I know he already reviewed it but no mention of it but Street Fighter The Movie game?
It's mindless fun. Also,it's VERY easy to cut-off limbs just while doing basic attacks... You can still win even if you lose yours,too(I won with just legs,1 time)... KrAzY game that I enjoyed very much when it was new(Our local mall arcade had a copy). It was like an easy version of MK that U /knew/ U could pull-off grisly kills,just by playing it(as opposed to trying to remember button-combos,like MK)... As,I was never good at pulling-off MK moves/fatalities,I PREFERRED Time-Killers... I was always jealous the Genesis had a port,since I had an SNES... But now I can see they REALLY took away the fun of the Arcade,so I guess I wasn't missing-out,afterall...
Krinkels you don’t have to start disliking something when a youtuber says it’s bad. They are also people, they just think their opinions are more substantial than other peoples.
Fun fact: the guy that played Raiden in the classic MK games was an actor in Tattoo Assassins, without Midway's permission. The penalty for breaking that contract is why Raiden had to bow out of MK3.
As someone who has always struggled with performing fatalities in MK I respect Tattoo ASSassins decision to include so many that its hard not to pull one off.
Funny thing about the Time Killers Genesis port: the reason it came out so late in the Genesis's life and looked so bad, is because Sega shelved it three years earlier for being "too explicit". The original plan was that the port needed to work on both the Genesis *and* the -Megadrive- Master System, no graphics upgrades. Thus, you have an 8-bit fighting game released exclusively on a 16-bit console near the very end of its life-cycle. Go figure
I loved Time Killers in the arcade (vs mode). Nothing was quite as much fun as having your opponent cut off both your arms and still managing to kick them to death for an Armless Victory (or something like that). I was so excited to finally get it on Genesis -- an excitement that disappeared almost as soon as I turned it on.
Man, he has been doing this for almost 20 years and he is still producing great content and never acts dishonest or greedy. He deserves to have more subscribers then anyone on this platform.
I got to say, the select fighter screen for Tattoo Assassins was pretty novel. Choosing a certain tattoo on the back of a single person isn't a crazy idea.
17:07 That part reminds me of Kung Pow. "Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new stronger word for killing. Like badwrong. Or badong. Yes, killing is badong." And I really wouldn't be surprised if that was an intentional nod to the movie.
I'm not gonna lie, if they made a mortal kombat game where pressing enough buttons rapidly enough generated a fatality most closest based on the buttons you had pressed, I'd actually be highly impressed. I consider that a human feat of accomplishment.
@@Rob_Thorsman I was thinking the exact same thing. Those PS2-era Mortal Kombat games always got a lot of flak, but I really liked Armageddon. (Haven't played Deception and Deadly Alliance yet.) I loved the character customization and all the dumb shit it had. (The good kind of dumb shit. I mean, who can forget about Motor Kombat?)
"I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date..." Sorry, were you not referencing an awesome They Might Be Giants song?
Data east pinball is still alive as stern pinball. 1994: data east pinball gets bought out by Sega and becomes Sega pinball. 1999: Sega pinball gets repurchased by the original owner and becomes stern pinball.
Fun fact: Japan even hold a annual prize for kusoges, called Kusoge of the Year(KOTY), which the internet nominate one console game, one handheld game, and two dating sims to be the worst kusoge of that year.
@@kasikasivendjinn5345 I dont know why, but the fact that there's a place specifically for dating sims (and TWO, mind you) for a category like this makes me chuckle. I mean, come on, how can you fuck up a dating sim this bad? And TWICE?
I was laughing at the flashing COKE logo in the background just before that, and then the fact that he turned into Pepsi Man made me laugh even harder!
Apparently,there's a "Robotron 2024"... There's even vids of it... Maybe he's saying there will be a "Robotron" uprising,so he won't be ABLE to review it in 2024??? xD
@@crimson90 Does he only review shitty games or is a ripoff inherently bad? I personally have enjoyed some ripoffs more than the original, but maybe im using not using the word correctly.
I remember playing Time Killers in the arcade. I thought it was cool because of the dismemberment gimmick. But I was immediately decapitated and just thought it was a waste of quarters.
2:28 Am I the only one who thinks Time Killers has a good concept, I mean replace all the MK shit make it it's own thing and you got a really good fighting with characters from different time periods.
Damn! I was going to reply to this comment to mention _those exact three video games_ that handled the whole "fighters from all over the time continuum come together and fight it out" plot device better than Time Killers did - Eternal Champions, War Gods _and_ World Heroes - and I clicked "View 3 Replies" only to see that _three other people_ already beat me to it! For lack of a kinder, gentler way to phrase it, _fuck_ my life. >_< (I don't recall World Heroes having any fighters from the _future_ - whereas those other three games did - but it definitely has the past and the present covered. I guess Brocken _might_ kinda-sorta count, but he's more like a cyborg robo-Nazi from an alternative World War II where the Germans had cybernetic tech out the wazoo. World Heroes also gave us takes on Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, Grigori Rasputin, Bruce Lee, Hulk freakin' Hogan and the usual two ninjas that no one really cares about; the second game gave us Captain Kidd, Leif Eriksen, a witch doctor, a little judo girl, a Muay Thai dude and Joe Montana (or some other modern-day football player) on top of that. World Heroes was good fun. :-) )
My favourite character in that movie is probably the French Taunter lol... or The Knights Who Say Ni [Later became 'The Knights Who Say Ecky Ecky Ecky Pikang Zoom Ping Zom' ]
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Thanks James!
No thank you
3rd
I Love you!!
no
An unreleased game: a zillion fatalities
A released game: no fatalities programmed in
Makes sense.
We talking about Armageddon eh?
The meaning of life is hidden here ( damned if I could explain it to you though ... )
Crazy World xD
"it just works"
That Jackie Chan thing is so freaking wholesome.
Like, "hey, you totally wrecked my whole world and beat me nearly to death - but I'm not only going to walk this off, I'm eve super proud of you for doing better than me. Well done!"
I really REALLY need to look into old Jackie Chan films, and into information and interviews with the man himself.
It's rare you see a fighter character actually being humble in defeat and recognizing your skill
@@guilhermehank4938 Kinda hard to be either in the moment when your, you know, knocked the fuck out? Or dead? Or any number of things after a fight?
That's a characteristic of good sportsmanship and Jackie Chan at it's truest!
It's just a game!!!!
@@JScroggins Too bad hes a member of the communist party in china.. I loved his movies but for all intents and purposes hes supporting a regime as bad or worse than the nazis.
4:22 "If this is what people look like in 4 years we're doomed as a society."
I guess James doesn't use social media much.
I think you missed the actual joke. It's what he says after -And no, I'm not doing this in 2024, I'm doing this right now.
He acknowledges that people do look that already, making it really meta :))
Michael
The gamer of the future
@@StanislavG. nah man, I think you are the one who misunderstood it. That was more of a reference to his Street Fighter 2010 review.
@@jdstinner3868 100%
@@StanislavG. No I think that was a reference to when he reviewed Street fighter 2010, in 2010
9:17 I can't believe they made another game starring Bruce Lee's relative, Chin.
hopefully we can see another one with master joe, john wayne's half cousin's step-son.
@@gregorymirabella1423 I'm surprised nobody's done that yet. That would make for a great AVGN fan game! 😆
I will never forget my favorite fighting game character: CARLOS
Or Carlo3
Carlo3 sound more futuristic
CARLO3
CARL OS hm seems made by Linux xD
@Kelley Bozeman they were scrapped prototypes.
“I need you to keep in mind, this is a real game”
War flashbacks to Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties
I get PTSD whenever I watch that video 😂
@@Parocha Oh, that was beautiful times
ITS NOT FUCKING NIGHT 😂👏🏻 thanks for the memories!
EAT THE DAMN COLESLAW
Imagine dreaming about Panda
If this gets a part 2:
Bloodstorm (Arcade)
Eternal Champions (Genesis)
Kasumi Ninja (Atari Jaguar)
Ultra Vortek (Atari Jaguar)
I’d throw Primal Rage and Killer Instinct as well. Not exactly shitty but they have their issues that kinda killed them.
Omg kasumi ninja !!! I had forgotten abt it
Don't forget Way of the warrior by naughty dog
He already visited Kasumi Ninja
also thrill kill
The Pepsiman reference at 19:55 is legendary
"PREPARE TO EAT LEAD BABEY!"
Pepsiman!
And funny. LOL 😂😆🤣
PEPSIMAAAAAAN!
I'm surprised James didn't do a Tattoo Assassins gag involving his own arm tattoo
Right? I was waiting for him to do something there!
For real tho!
He's too old for that kind of shit anymore
I'm more surprised he didn't bring up Kasumi Ninja from Atari Jaguar. I know he already reviewed it but no mention of it but Street Fighter The Movie game?
@Rick Gary wow, you must be the coolest shit in the kindergarten recreational area
This video is technically part 2 of Mortal Kombat 1 Ports that you can watch here: ua-cam.com/video/WCUtXD27UyQ/v-deo.html
imagine no replies
One game that you missed, Kasumi Ninja
Pin this
Bruh this only has like 3replies
you forgot kasumi ninja
Timekillers doesn't look that bad compared to the other shit we've seen.
It's mindless fun. Also,it's VERY easy to cut-off limbs just while doing basic attacks...
You can still win even if you lose yours,too(I won with just legs,1 time)...
KrAzY game that I enjoyed very much when it was new(Our local mall arcade had a copy). It was like an easy version of MK that U /knew/ U could pull-off grisly kills,just by playing it(as opposed to trying to remember button-combos,like MK)...
As,I was never good at pulling-off MK moves/fatalities,I PREFERRED Time-Killers...
I was always jealous the Genesis had a port,since I had an SNES...
But now I can see they REALLY took away the fun of the Arcade,so I guess I wasn't missing-out,afterall...
Trust me, it's really bad, stick to Eternal Champions and World Heroes
Mk the tiger game
It kind of is. It controls like raw trash and it lacks the depth even MK1 had.
6 months later........ did you remember it? No? That was his point
“In 4 years we’re doomed as a society.” If only he knew how right he was at 4:40
Hahahaha
Exactly! People already do look like this 😂😂😂
And that dude would be considered mild today.
It’s 2024 now, here comes Rancid !!!
💀
I like to think the 'mysterious lion' character is just Jackie Chan again.
There was a big Lion Dance/fight scene in "The Young Master".
I think Mysterious Lion is Jackie's true form and Jackie Chan is the disguise it wears.
I was obsessed with Time Killers when I was 12. I had no idea, no taste...
I played it once and have been trying to find it ever since. Now I know why I haven't been able to find it: It looks nothing like how I remember.
Krinkels you don’t have to start disliking something when a youtuber says it’s bad. They are also people, they just think their opinions are more substantial than other peoples.
@@spaghettioverlord3247 Well he never gave his own.
I like time killers. I prefer blood storm.
@@Zeal337 I'm a huge avgn fan, what can I say?
“If this is what people look like in 4 years, we are doomed as a society”
Me, looking at rave hipster fashion trends: ...uh oh
Looking at the pandemic tearing society apart
"rave hipster"? You mean twitter checkmarks?
Bodwaizer i mean...you said it, not me
@@reservoirfrogs2177 good
Me, looking at this post a week later: HOLY SHIT, NEARLY 300 LIKES?! THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS!!!! ToT
4:34 f*ck, it's 2023 and people already looked like this
True
Just one more year, and then we look like this .
It's 2024 now
We're indeed doomed as a society.
"I am immortal."
"I am immortal."
"I am immortal."
...
"Where did you learn to fly?"
Lol nice callback lmao
Nice to be the 200th like
Fuuuck! 😭
I'm pretty sure he says Hi, mere mortal! actually
@@tehSunBro
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When Jackie Chan appeared, I heard Hong Kong 97 music in my head.
Good to know Jackie Chan managed to be in a GOOD game for a change. :P
one of these Jackie Chan versions must be his relative for sure.
oh no...
As soon as I read your comment, I heard the music from Hong Kong 97 play in my head
@Artross478 wa an ji ben nau ji jeb bai yau ja (best i could do)
"If this is what people look in 4 years..."
Bruh, I know people who look like that right now
Rancid will win the DNC 2024 nomination. Calling it right now.
Mostly girls!
@@TY-wj2no RANCID IS THE SHIT!!!
@@TY-wj2no VOTE RANCID 2024...
ARMSTRONG FOR PRESIDENT
Classic restaurant commercials back then because I prefer The Simpsons Burger King ones.
4:39 AVGN: and no I'm not reviewing this for 2024 because I'm doing it right not
Me watching the video on January 2024
Fun fact: the guy that played Raiden in the classic MK games was an actor in Tattoo Assassins, without Midway's permission. The penalty for breaking that contract is why Raiden had to bow out of MK3.
Shame companies are so anal about that just to keep some perceived edge.
Damn, And I was always pissed about no Raiden in MK3 and the shitty change to subzero.
Should have consulted the Midway Gods.
Mortal Kombat 3 sucked anyways. Scorpion couldn't even save it and it took until Ultimate 3 to even add him!
Thanks for sharing. Looks like that actor "chose poorly" regarding which franchise would have longevity.
The line "I am immortal" stands out. It reminds me of the line "Where did you learn to fly?"
"I'm immortal"
*dies*
The idea of gaining immortality by killing the previous person who had it is ridiculous and unintentionally funny.
Key and Peele
Where did you learn to be immortal?
@@pkmntrainermark8881where did you learn to be an a**h*le
THE OPENING THEME!!!!!
After all these years it still gets me hyped!
Justin Jones THE OPENING THEME!!!!!
After all these years it still gets me
hyped!
@@jokinghazard2312 THE OPENING THEME!!!!!
After all these years it still gets me hyped!
That is dragging on long to you? You must have no patience at all.
So glad we still have this theme!
I skip the intro, I only like the techno version and he never uses it anymore.
As someone who has always struggled with performing fatalities in MK I respect Tattoo ASSassins decision to include so many that its hard not to pull one off.
AVGN still feels like it's in 2010-2014 and I love it.
"He's gonna take you back to the past."
@@Jughead29500 exactly
2010-2015 for me tho 😋
Why do you say that
Actually, for me 2011 to 2014 was the worst of Avgn. From 2015 to now has been really Good. The golden years were 2007-2010.
Funny thing about the Time Killers Genesis port: the reason it came out so late in the Genesis's life and looked so bad, is because Sega shelved it three years earlier for being "too explicit". The original plan was that the port needed to work on both the Genesis *and* the -Megadrive- Master System, no graphics upgrades. Thus, you have an 8-bit fighting game released exclusively on a 16-bit console near the very end of its life-cycle. Go figure
z beeblebrox genesis and mega drive were the same console. Just named different in different regions.
@@Mrstevemoore Oh right, it's the Master System I meant to say. Damn generic system names...
@@z-beeblebrox You can edit your comment and correct it, so people won't nudge you further.
I loved Time Killers in the arcade (vs mode). Nothing was quite as much fun as having your opponent cut off both your arms and still managing to kick them to death for an Armless Victory (or something like that).
I was so excited to finally get it on Genesis -- an excitement that disappeared almost as soon as I turned it on.
Boy did Sega botch that up! *headslap*
Man, he has been doing this for almost 20 years and he is still producing great content and never acts dishonest or greedy. He deserves to have more subscribers then anyone on this platform.
Nearly 16 years since the Castlevania Simon's Quest review and 14 years since AVGN joined UA-cam
Cinemassacre deserves more praise for how much quality they bring to youtube
Makes me wish Doug Walker wasn’t so incompetent nowadays.
A R You could watch a video of people adopting puppies and you’d be hard-pressed to find the same Like/Dislike ratio.
@@wizardoferror9942
He has always been a screeching little spaz
4:35 - I'm watching this in 2024
Oddly a lot of people look like Rancid too
Rancid DOES LOOK LIKE PEOPLE FROM HERE!!!!
That's not Jackie chan that's bruce Lee's relative chin
That was one of avgns best episodes!
@@juiceter3981 it really was but I still laugh my ass off at the deadly towers episode till this day
For me the best are hong kong 97, big rigs and pepsiman.
You don't fuck with Chin.
@Dante Musico did they really need the f word the fucking drive home the fucking point?
James should do Doom clones next. There's a ton and it's timely with Eternal.
Civvy pretty much has that market cornered right now
@@MakBot *CIVVIE
Next ton of Castlevania, Megaman and Mario Karts clone (great echo games)
I think doom 3 would be good to review
@@starlightcrusader2288 he reviews bad games, doom 3, from what i've seen, is a good game
I got to say, the select fighter screen for Tattoo Assassins was pretty novel. Choosing a certain tattoo on the back of a single person isn't a crazy idea.
Welp. It's 2024, anyone look like rancid yet?
Sadly...liberals lol
not with the chainsaw
@@dprob1985) are "liberals" your Dinkelberg?
Your Mom😮
3:28 Mortal Kombat had class, Time Killers had Ass!
You mean AAASSSSSS
Wtf that Jackie Chan game looks so cool
You mean Chin?
@@freedomtheplayer4235 you don't fuck with Chin!
@@thehunterator520 He could destroy the entire fucking universe and would not use all of his power.
pandabearmadness theres a very small competitive community for the game in japan
@@martinc1842 I would love seeing that
The Pepsiman part made me laugh. Every time there's a Pepsiman reference in a video, it always gets me.
Where is that?
@@deviantsemicolon618 Do you are have stupid?
@Pyro Flare r/ihavereddit
@@deviantsemicolon618 19:55
He should play Fighting Vipers since Pepsiman is playable.
Hey, guys, I am from the year 2024. People don't look like Rancid, but we're doomed as a society indeed.
Real
Depends where you look, but they’re out there. Truly the worst timeline
So glad you mentioned "Fred Savage Savage Fury: Tournament Fighter". Such an underrated classic.
But no mention of Bio Freaks and War Gods? Both are made by Midway
@@nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 I liked Bio Freaks lol
At least that one had better controls 😂😂😂😂
Everytime he endorses a product it reminds me of that Wayne's World scene lol
I’m sorry for what I’ve done please forgive me
I think he kinda does that on purpose. Pretty funny every time
It's just really sad.
- Garth Algar
Blame Screenwave.
Ahh Nuprin. Little, yellow, different
I'm glad the nerd ain't leaving for 2020, like everyone's sanity.
Random Guy agreed 🙃
@@only257 random guy agrees with random guy about random observation.
@@andrewbooth5533 I agree. Lets see what you do with that!
Same. He’s a smart guy though so that’s unlikely.
@@alanscott4846 random guy likes a random guys comment about random guys random observation.
Watching this in 2024, and I can confirm the character rancid is what we look like in 2024. We definitely are doomed
YES! Can confirm this!
Me and my 71 year old mom have watched (almost) every single episode.
Your mom is awesome.
Thats cool
@@coreylineberry8557 yes, it's true I don't know anyone that old see this type of videos
You sir are a true nerd
Is that you Chris Chan?
The longevity of the angry video game nerd is stunning. I'm thoroughly impressed.
17:07 That part reminds me of Kung Pow. "Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new stronger word for killing. Like badwrong. Or badong. Yes, killing is badong." And I really wouldn't be surprised if that was an intentional nod to the movie.
It was, because he reviewed that film recently.
Now I'm thinking how great it would be to have a Kung Pow tournament fighter. You pick Wimp-Lo and win a round by losing.
We need to be the opposite of badong....Goonotbad. XD
The title should've been "Mortal Kombat Klones"
18:26 the lady named "Erika" looks like Tommy Wiseau from the room holding a samurai sword.
So...Samurai Cop 2?
i spent a long time doubting it was even a lady, and not some long-haired dude with a girl's name.
I thought he was a bootleg version of Mr. X.
I thought it was Eric Andre
I deed nawt heet hurr!
I'm not gonna lie, if they made a mortal kombat game where pressing enough buttons rapidly enough generated a fatality most closest based on the buttons you had pressed, I'd actually be highly impressed. I consider that a human feat of accomplishment.
That's basically MK Armageddon's fatalities.
@@Rob_Thorsman I was thinking the exact same thing. Those PS2-era Mortal Kombat games always got a lot of flak, but I really liked Armageddon. (Haven't played Deception and Deadly Alliance yet.)
I loved the character customization and all the dumb shit it had. (The good kind of dumb shit. I mean, who can forget about Motor Kombat?)
MK3 Ultimate brutality
Armageddon did it and as James said for Time Killers, it sucks because it's the same for all characters and it's not even that satisfying or creative.
@@cheezdoodle96 I made Cloud and Ryoko from Tenchi.
10:59 "but don't worry, from here on out, we're gonna see some serious shit"
**gets hearthstone ad**
Mickey where have I seen your pfp before?
I got WoW Classic
I got an ad for an app i think
I got a ad for Condoms.
watching this 2024 can confirm I'm a dressed like rancid.
I would love to see him review the original Animal Crossing. A good game, but I think it could make for a hilarious episode.
YES
Majora Plays
Up
hope you enjoy your video
Maybe the Japanese exclusive N64 Animal Crossing sounds good too
PLEASE!
16 years later and AVGN remains timeless.
What happened to the 16 years old videos? Did he privated it?
@@uxzane6225 aren't they on Amazon Prime Video?
The oldest AVGN videos you can see are 16 years old. They just weren’t on UA-cam yet
This dude is a legend,and he doesn't even realize it cause he's humble af
@@lorenzovegar he realizes it. He just does not like flaunting it cause it makes him look like an Aaaaaasssssssss
"There are so many fatalities, all you have to do is mash buttons at the end and odds are you'll do one"
Sounds like my kind of fighting game
Even it is a Fatality where your character is farting out plate of turkey?
@@ShadowSumac Goofy shit like that is what I already play classic MK for.
@@ShadowSumac especialy if he farts turkey
actually it sounds great and creative
The Winter Games of MK ripoffs
"if people will look like this in 4 years, we're doomed as a society" Poor nerd, i think i have bad news for you...
😂😂😂
They really do look like that though.
"The music sounds like the london symphony orchestra but they've replaced their instruments with diseased roosters"
Dont ever stop being you, bud
"I'm immortal!"
*gets decapitated*
Welp. Want a bag for that head or..?
Would you like a Leg or a Wing?
"I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date..."
Sorry, were you not referencing an awesome They Might Be Giants song?
This is basically the late chapters of Phantom Blood
Well, Hidan from Naruto could live on without his head. Being immortal just means you can't be killed, doesn't mean you can't get your limbs cut off.
Data east pinball is still alive as stern pinball.
1994: data east pinball gets bought out by Sega and becomes Sega pinball.
1999: Sega pinball gets repurchased by the original owner and becomes stern pinball.
Sega canceled Tattoo Assassins for a few reasons I imagined.
Street Fighter: The Movie: The Arcade Game: The Home Port
17:47 "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY"
-Viper
My battle cry
@@QueenslayerSora Imagine if it was actually Karla's battlecry
Inspiration
compelling
life changing
Such a way of words.
@@hiddenflare6169 I'm thinking about getting this tattoo...
17:46 2.5x speed
In Japanese they have a term for games that go far beyond normal shittiness: "densetsu no kusoge" ("game of legendary shittiness").
Is that like the Super Duper Saiyan of shitty games?
Fun fact: Japan even hold a annual prize for kusoges, called Kusoge of the Year(KOTY), which the internet nominate one console game, one handheld game, and two dating sims to be the worst kusoge of that year.
Lol of course they would. Imagine what kind of games we would have if not for for Japanese developers.
@@kasikasivendjinn5345 I dont know why, but the fact that there's a place specifically for dating sims (and TWO, mind you) for a category like this makes me chuckle. I mean, come on, how can you fuck up a dating sim this bad? And TWICE?
just "kusoge" and that's it, dear weeaboo friend
If the nerd is at 178 episodes already, imagine what would happen in episode 200. i hope it would be similar to episode 100
The return of rob!
He has to battle Fred Fuchs
He should do mobile games
dippidy dooda98 all the shitty games come alive
The return of Shit Pickle
Hello from 2024. Its so much worse here than this game could have portrayed
UA-cam: "You can't use profanity, it's not advertiser friendly, you'll lose your sponsors!"
AVGN: "Hold my beer!"
Hold my fucking beer
Hold my Rolling Rock.
@@skylinefever Hold my fucking Rolling Rock.
Isn’t the point of the sponsorships so that he can get his money from them, and give a giant fuck you to UA-cam and their censorship
"Hold my diarrhea dump"
it just amaze me how addicting and entertaining his content is. you can watch a episode 5 times in a row and it wont get tiring
So true.
Watch an episode 5
Thats me with his Earthbound episode right now
I just binged the entire AVGN series myself. Been watching him since he was on screw attack. He's certainly a classic.
You forgot the two most successful rip-offs: Eternal Champions and Killer Instinct.
Found it!
Was hoping someone’d mention killer instinct.
They wasn’t shitty games even tho eternal champions was super difficult
Primal Rage
Man I wouldn't call Killer Instinct a rip off of it
Killer instinct still holds up alot better than any of the other MK games gameplay wise anyway
I can confirm that people look like this in 2024. We're doomed as a society.
“Pepsi man”
I lol’ed more than I should’ve
I was laughing at the flashing COKE logo in the background just before that, and then the fact that he turned into Pepsi Man made me laugh even harder!
Insane Ian AVGN’s editing and jokes never get old🤣
Bwahhahaha!!!
@Benjamin Hausmann pepsiman shows up with a pizza hut.
PEPSIMAN!!!!!!
His vengeance is eternal.
"I'm not reviewing this in 2024"
Oh we'll see about that, won't we James. We'll see.
@@richardmoores 😆
mostmelon LOL oh we shall see
@Sexually Transmitted Disease. He did that with Dr Jekel and Mr Hyde
There will be no 2024
Apparently,there's a "Robotron 2024"... There's even vids of it... Maybe he's saying there will be a "Robotron" uprising,so he won't be ABLE to review it in 2024??? xD
Well, it’s 2024. Not a whole lot of people look like Rancid thankfully
Every libreal woman looks like rancid. Not sure where you have been.
Surprised the Naughty Dog classic "Way of the Warrior" didn't show up here.
I came here to say this. That was my go-to "Mortal Kombat" rip-off on the 3DO! In fact I watched this video JUST to see it T.T
@@ariusdegaldri2413 I was hoping to see "Eternal Champions" on the list, myself.
@@PrototypeSpaceMonkey Eternal Champions isn't a shitty game, though, so it wouldn't be in the video.
@@crimson90 Does he only review shitty games or is a ripoff inherently bad? I personally have enjoyed some ripoffs more than the original, but maybe im using not using the word correctly.
Same here!
"A cat's hole...looks like a broken off banana." James Rolfe, you've done it again! XD
I was eating a banana when he said that haha now I don't wanna finish it
its true it does look like that
You REALLY need to do "Catfight" for the PC. Literally the worst MK clone in existence.
Is it about cats fighting each other?
@@toceeno874 No.
pretty sure he did it
ManekiNeko19
its 2024 everyone looks like that
I guess you could say the fight against Death was Immortal kombat.
Ba dum tss
How do I delete someone else?
I sometimes wonder if that's what Cow and Chicken was alluding to with the game within the show, 'immortal wombat".
He also said “Highlander style”, ironic as it says you’re immortal after beating Death, like Highlanders.
@@zombies4evadude24 oof, I guess I was totally wrong, lol.
I remember playing Time Killers in the arcade. I thought it was cool because of the dismemberment gimmick. But I was immediately decapitated and just thought it was a waste of quarters.
Ironically Capcom was impressed by this game and hired them to make Street Fighter the Movie the Game.
"The soundtrack sounds like an orchestra... if the instruments were replaced with diseased roosters." LOL what a great line
Goethe
I've lost the amount of times I watch this.
James somehow makes my childhood memories come back to mind❤️
James saying "diss track" is something I would never expect to hear in my life.
"Looks like a broken off banana ..."
Only AVGN can come up with these analogies
Lulz
anal-ogies
It hits home , much like coming across a 50 cent hooker, you know?
“It’s about as fun as having anal leakage on a public transit”
I'd love to see a modern re-imagining of Tatoo Assassins. It had potential, in my opinion.
I remember seeing Tattoo Assassins on a cruise ship a long time ago. Yes, people were playing this and I found the game absolutely hilarious.
Question, didn't the guy that originally was casted as Johnny cage produced this game as well?
13:25 that is definitely not the Titanic 😂
"You're gonna see some serious shit."
Then mentions Bob Gale. Clever.
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You're*
@Sexually Transmitted Disease. Stop flaming the kid bruh, you don't even know how to use proper punctuation. Go back to school little kid.
What happened here
@@tomcruise7481 Misspelled "you're" as "your".
@Sexually Transmitted Disease. It's not even that serious though
Nothing like good old AVGN to pass the quarentine.
Why does everyone spell "quarantine" like that? I swear the last four times I read that word it was misspelled.
@@DadaPoopoo and phones have auto spelling so I slick think ppl be doing it on purpose.
@@itzchdedx4986 Why though??????
“aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”*
- Viper
What's you favorite Video Game character quotes?
Mario: Let's a Go!
Sonic: You're too slow!
Viper: 17:47
19:55 you just had to do this, didn't you. PEPSIMAAAAAAAN
Yes
Ironically there's a Coke sign in the background. lol
With these earbuds you’ll feel like biting someone’s ear off
Taste the sound!
This is the world's best comment
I would like a bowl of earios for breakfast please 😅
agreed
No if you do that you might choke one an ear bud.
Fun fact: in 4 years, James will celebrate his 20th Cinemassacre anniversary!
Unibelivious Awesome!
@Inside My Head doubt youtube would agree. I love AVGN, but in youtube scale he is small.
So he should review Time Killerz again
Wouldn’t that be only AVGN anniversary? I mean, Cinemassacre itself is much older and goes all the way back to the 90s.
WHAT
21:29 I’m sorry but that has to be the best ending in video game history.
"this game (mk) had class but this game (rip off game)"
should have said "is ass"
He had the opportunity and he missed it.
Classy
*"The music sounds like the London Symphony Orchestra if they replace their instruments with diseased roosters."*
Lol! 😂😂😂
Knowing the London Symphony Orchestra, they've probably heard this and are going to try it. They're nutters.
The Tattoo Assassins live on in Mugen, where most of their gameplay problems got fixed.
I want Angus from Kasumi Ninja in MUGEN, haven'T found him yet tho.
So does avgn
the_none made a pretty good version
and if you wanna go extra wacky, evil angus
I can actually play the cabinet for this at an arcade right by me, though they are closed of course right now.
@@horsecorpse
That legit makes me sad. Arcades are already a dying thing.
2024 here. Yeo, we're doomed.
Kasumi Ninja: Cries in the corner, forgotten and unloved.
Well the nerd already talked about it in the Atari Jaguar part 2 video
Funny there was planned to be s Kasumi Ninja 2 but it was canceled because the Jaguar failed
Way of the Warrior: *laughs in Naughty Dog*
Eternal Champions: "I may have been forgotten, but at least I was the best.
"anarchy" and "ORGANISED warfare" in the one group.... hmmm
K Michael you don’t get it, they’re good at both
2b2t incursions in a nutshell
2:28 Am I the only one who thinks Time Killers has a good concept, I mean replace all the MK shit make it it's own thing and you got a really good fighting with characters from different time periods.
War Gods
... almost
Eternal champions, preferibly the sega cd edition
So, World Heroes by SNK
Damn! I was going to reply to this comment to mention _those exact three video games_ that handled the whole "fighters from all over the time continuum come together and fight it out" plot device better than Time Killers did - Eternal Champions, War Gods _and_ World Heroes - and I clicked "View 3 Replies" only to see that _three other people_ already beat me to it!
For lack of a kinder, gentler way to phrase it, _fuck_ my life. >_<
(I don't recall World Heroes having any fighters from the _future_ - whereas those other three games did - but it definitely has the past and the present covered. I guess Brocken _might_ kinda-sorta count, but he's more like a cyborg robo-Nazi from an alternative World War II where the Germans had cybernetic tech out the wazoo. World Heroes also gave us takes on Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, Grigori Rasputin, Bruce Lee, Hulk freakin' Hogan and the usual two ninjas that no one really cares about; the second game gave us Captain Kidd, Leif Eriksen, a witch doctor, a little judo girl, a Muay Thai dude and Joe Montana (or some other modern-day football player) on top of that. World Heroes was good fun. :-) )
@@BloodyBay I didn't know those games existed.
"Karla! You just beat the final boss, what are you gonna do now?"
"I'm going to Disneyland!"
"Ooh can i come?"
"No!"
I miss all those episode where James literally destroys a game
It's a miracle he's still going, savor it.
His review of fester's quest was the best way to get rid of a bad game
They're worth too much now, lol
true dat
and the drawings at the intros
11:00
As a second language speaker, that's the way how I memorized spelling "assassin". Ass-ass-in lmaoo
"Just a flesh wound, right?"
*Tis but a scratch.*
"Your head fell off!"
"No it isn't..."
monty python lol
@@fungifago "We'll call it a draw"
My favourite character in that movie is probably the French Taunter lol... or The Knights Who Say Ni [Later became 'The Knights Who Say Ecky Ecky Ecky Pikang Zoom Ping Zom' ]
I am from 2024. This is indeed how people now look in society and we are doomed.