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  • @rafiabintaali8530
    @rafiabintaali8530 4 роки тому +5969

    Norman's better at following social distancing than most people I know.

    • @dadarkdiksuka9342
      @dadarkdiksuka9342 4 роки тому +9

      E

    • @kayleesitz5489
      @kayleesitz5489 4 роки тому +41

      if Norman was a human he wouldn’t hesitate to wear a mask. :)

    • @franziska9260
      @franziska9260 4 роки тому +22

      Let's not forget about Steve!

    • @mangmangmangobri
      @mangmangmangobri 4 роки тому +7

      He's better at it than me lmao. Everyone should follow Norman's example. He's such a trendsetter

    • @jetisnotthereyet
      @jetisnotthereyet 4 роки тому +4

      Norman get' it

  • @Shriiik
    @Shriiik 4 роки тому +2942

    DnP singing the animal crossing song is my last three braincells during an exam

    • @ioannad1857
      @ioannad1857 4 роки тому +22

      asdfgghjjkk same

    • @chia-iho
      @chia-iho 4 роки тому +98

      and pj is the third one carrying the team

  • @caitren
    @caitren 4 роки тому +4202

    Can we talk about how adorable Dan and Phil singing together in the voice memo to PJ is??

  • @juliaalexandre5568
    @juliaalexandre5568 4 роки тому +2228

    Ah yes, the secret sequence to To kill a mockingbird
    How to catch a pigeon

    • @emilys2562
      @emilys2562 4 роки тому +9

      Bruv I'm dead

    • @absolutesnails6733
      @absolutesnails6733 4 роки тому +7

      Jesus this made me laugh so much more than I should have

    • @yass_sin
      @yass_sin 4 роки тому +7

      Can I write my English essay about that, instead?

  • @Alexander-bz6rk
    @Alexander-bz6rk 4 роки тому +3796

    I am THRILLED that Phil is still on random-texting terms with PJ

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 4 роки тому +146

      Saaame! All the OG fanfics featured PJ in some way, but he kinda disappeared

    • @jetisnotthereyet
      @jetisnotthereyet 4 роки тому +7

      Same!!

    • @Evar0se
      @Evar0se 4 роки тому +23

      @@Roozyj pj disapeared? lol no he didn't

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 4 роки тому +124

      @@Evar0se I think they meant from the Dan and Phil sphere of the internet - their videos, fanfics, etc. not just in general.

    • @Evar0se
      @Evar0se 4 роки тому +3

      TotalWeirdo oh right! lol

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому +3215

    Phil is one of the most naturally entertaining people

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому +64

      Omg Phil hearted my comment, this is probably my proudest moment :')

    • @cookiefairy358
      @cookiefairy358 4 роки тому +82

      DEADASS THO HE CAN LITERALLY TALK ABT ANYTHING EVEN NONSENSES FOR HOURS AND I'LL STILL BE ENTERTAINED

    • @ioannad1857
      @ioannad1857 4 роки тому +8

      he is!!!

    • @thenewclassic18
      @thenewclassic18 4 роки тому +7

      exactly! he should livestream more

    • @AceSophFace
      @AceSophFace 4 роки тому +6

      Damn right !!

  • @aoibhie1208
    @aoibhie1208 4 роки тому +2063

    Imagine getting a voice recording and it’s just Dan and Phil just going ‘do do do do’.

    • @sonjajohnson6085
      @sonjajohnson6085 4 роки тому +11

      IKR XD

    • @JCHeighton
      @JCHeighton 4 роки тому +22

      ring tone?

    • @VerbaleMondo
      @VerbaleMondo 4 роки тому +15

      My new favourite song

    • @B4BYST4RC4NDY
      @B4BYST4RC4NDY 4 роки тому +24

      that's when i would know that i just won at life

    • @macularius
      @macularius 4 роки тому +61

      it was cute when Phil was singing but I lost it when Dan just seamlessly joined in, these absolute nerds 😂

  • @belenq.m325
    @belenq.m325 4 роки тому +1491

    "Dog"
    "Dog"
    *"Markiplier"*
    Yep, that sounds like my Instagram too

    • @veralicity
      @veralicity 4 роки тому +2

      Yup mine too

    • @chelle8419
      @chelle8419 4 роки тому +2

      My insta is like that too lmao

  • @HaruthaiKnight
    @HaruthaiKnight 4 роки тому +1165

    We’ve got mentions of jacksepticeye, markiplier, TomSka, PJ, and Dan in one video...
    *Is this 2015?*

  • @kiranduraisamy75
    @kiranduraisamy75 4 роки тому +1442

    No one:
    Literall nobody:
    Not a single soul in the universe:
    Philip: LICWISH

  • @starrynightsky7426
    @starrynightsky7426 4 роки тому +446

    Phil: My explore page has some attractive guys on it
    His explore page: Him, Dan, and Mark

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 4 роки тому +632

    Phil: tornado dreams mean worry, anxiety, and spinning out of control.
    Phil:
    Phil:
    Phil: gReAt

  • @frognetwork2045
    @frognetwork2045 4 роки тому +680

    phil: tells us not to search up what an immortal jellyfish is
    also phil: explains what an immortal jellyfish is

    • @onlyoncetbj
      @onlyoncetbj 4 роки тому +9

      He's sparing us the traumatic details

    • @near4316
      @near4316 4 роки тому +3

      i searched it up and i'm having a mental breakdown

    • @ymrelaxing8891
      @ymrelaxing8891 4 роки тому

      🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

  • @pushpops724
    @pushpops724 4 роки тому +1559

    My search history at 3am is literally just fanfics and questions like “isn’t maroon just navy red?”

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 4 роки тому +91

      Maroon is kinda navy red tbh. Can't argue

    • @vanessaroberts7058
      @vanessaroberts7058 4 роки тому +12

      Oh my.... My innocent brain...

    • @marshm3llow467
      @marshm3llow467 4 роки тому +16

      lmfao hard relate on the fanfic one, except for me i'm trying to write them, so i get random ideas and sentences in the middle of the night

    • @Kelly_C
      @Kelly_C 4 роки тому +46

      mint is cold spicy

    • @likem8stoprocastin8ing24
      @likem8stoprocastin8ing24 4 роки тому +7

      Kelly C u did not-

  • @alexmajano4968
    @alexmajano4968 4 роки тому +546

    Bird at starbucks: peace was never an option. Neither was paying for the cookies.

  • @izzywilson9590
    @izzywilson9590 4 роки тому +2188

    “everything leads to markiplier” i literally started watching him because he was on my explore page

    • @maggie6491
      @maggie6491 4 роки тому +13

      woah i made the likes go from 1.7k to 1.8k and it was very satisfying

    • @frankie6597
      @frankie6597 4 роки тому +3

      @@maggie6491 and I made your comment go from 8 to 9....it wasn't that satisfying.🙁

  • @CsillanRose
    @CsillanRose 4 роки тому +534

    “I don’t think my browsing history is going to surprise you that much” ... nope.

  • @renderentropy
    @renderentropy 4 роки тому +456

    Warning to fish owners: male Betta fish are extremely aggressive and typically cannot live with any other fish

    • @WhutADrag
      @WhutADrag 4 роки тому +38

      Yup! There's a chance that it /could/ work out, but it HIGHLY depends on your individual fish, and even then they could just up and change their mind a few months in and decide that tank mate is lookin' like a snack.

    • @augustdartmouth7360
      @augustdartmouth7360 4 роки тому +10

      Yus, Betta fish are highly territorial and will very likely be stressed when living with a tank mate

    • @undeadkicchan9044
      @undeadkicchan9044 4 роки тому +25

      Depends more on the other fish more imo, I've had betta fish for 4 years now and they tend to get lonely and can even get depressed. I've never had issues keeping them with bottom feeders, as they don't invade the betta's space like say guppies or mollies do :)
      I do admit I've heard of bettas that are HIGHLY aggressive and are more happy alone, never encountered one though

    • @renderentropy
      @renderentropy 4 роки тому +3

      @@undeadkicchan9044 I personally have never had a betta that was comfortable in a tank with other fish, or even in a tank near another tank that contained fish, but it is good to know that they can get on with bottom feeders!

    • @kathleenwhite846
      @kathleenwhite846 4 роки тому +1

      I personally have never had a betta that would accept a tank mate but I've seen a ton who like neon tetras!

  • @tenthousandjackals4759
    @tenthousandjackals4759 4 роки тому +555

    Phil: Don't google this jellyfish!!
    2 seconds later
    *tells us in depth about jellyfish*

  • @lesterentis
    @lesterentis 4 роки тому +345

    phil: don't google-
    me: already opening a new tab for immortal jellyfish

    • @macularius
      @macularius 4 роки тому +1

      me: phil do you not even remember your hit educational game Animal Lifespans

  • @sypersonified
    @sypersonified 4 роки тому +744

    I'm very surprised that phil hasnt found gay tiktok yet, I pray for him every day to get out of straight tiktok

    • @kyleerichards5455
      @kyleerichards5455 4 роки тому +35

      Straight Tiktok is low key terrifying

    • @theresa594
      @theresa594 4 роки тому +23

      @@kyleerichards5455 it's high key terrifying tbh

    • @humangarbage3019
      @humangarbage3019 4 роки тому +2

      wait whats straight tiktok

  • @Asterius_101
    @Asterius_101 4 роки тому +710

    Phil: "I've only used this for a week, let's see what the algorithm thinks I want"
    Algorithm: *Woman playing boob glasses*

    • @emilyhunt9120
      @emilyhunt9120 4 роки тому +11

      And it’s dance monkey hfhfjjfnvjc

    • @maria_louise505
      @maria_louise505 4 роки тому +5

      But that's so Phil though

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 4 роки тому +6

      @@maria_louise505 Honestly, the tiktok algorithm is scary sometimes

  • @tinyprayingmantis
    @tinyprayingmantis 4 роки тому +1070

    i know when Phil said “some hot guys” he was referring to the strong dudes, but we can’t deny Dan’s mustache update post was pretty hot

    • @coopdooptourmaline
      @coopdooptourmaline 4 роки тому +1

      What is that?

    • @oliviacarr7062
      @oliviacarr7062 4 роки тому +16

      Dan's latest insta post was on his explore page and he said 'hot guys' lmao more like 'hot ... GuY' 😂 basically

    • @lucypayne7411
      @lucypayne7411 4 роки тому +16

      Tbh when he said hot guys, Dan was the first person I saw

  • @augustg2059
    @augustg2059 4 роки тому +294

    “Why do jockstraps have a bare butt”
    ...buddy

  • @Mars-ww9vk
    @Mars-ww9vk 4 роки тому +658

    EVERYTHING LEADS BACK TO MARKIPLIER... everything...

  • @sophiex891
    @sophiex891 4 роки тому +753

    “didn’t wanna inflict that upon the universe in 2020.” compared to everything else that’s happened phil....

    • @Sara-vn2kz
      @Sara-vn2kz 4 роки тому +8

      No. No furbies. You don't understand!

    • @Deadhousep1ants
      @Deadhousep1ants 4 роки тому +3

      Sara yes furbies. Long furbies are amazing.

    • @sophiex891
      @sophiex891 4 роки тому +2

      Sara they are pretty terrifying tbfh.... but phil with a long furby?? that’s something i have to see lol

  • @skylermaxwell2778
    @skylermaxwell2778 4 роки тому +559

    phil: a lot of hot guys
    the center of his phone: dan

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 3 роки тому +2

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO i was like how is no one talking about this??

  • @SquirmieWormington
    @SquirmieWormington 4 роки тому +367

    Ok but “why does a jockstrap have a barebutt” is a perfectly valid question. Understandable.

  • @sophbilliex2232
    @sophbilliex2232 4 роки тому +673

    you’re so brave exposing your history like this i would be embarrassed by how many times my 3am searches are for takeaways open near me

    • @553zz
      @553zz 4 роки тому +8

      biggest mood wtf

    • @sophbilliex2232
      @sophbilliex2232 4 роки тому +6

      cola. i did it last night and i’ll do it again

    • @553zz
      @553zz 4 роки тому +6

      @@sophbilliex2232 as you should 😤

    • @Sara-vn2kz
      @Sara-vn2kz 4 роки тому +4

      In my town, that number would be zero.

    • @jetisnotthereyet
      @jetisnotthereyet 4 роки тому +5

      I delete mine cuz of the fear that someome might see what I google

  • @marstaylor2305
    @marstaylor2305 4 роки тому +158

    For anyone wondering, the song that Phil had stuck in his head is called K.K. Condor !!

  • @dorkamolnar8609
    @dorkamolnar8609 4 роки тому +414

    No one:
    Literally not a single soul:
    Phil: hOrNy ToRnAdO

  • @solarcynicism
    @solarcynicism 4 роки тому +222

    phil did NOT just say "look out for horny tornadoes" I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THOSE ARE ACTUAL WORDS THAT CAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH

  • @sypersonified
    @sypersonified 4 роки тому +543

    Phil really just skipped over how he watches Sex Education, that show is hella funny (and amazing) to me

    • @music2012pink
      @music2012pink 4 роки тому +32

      Yeah, and the asexual episode was so well handled!

    • @rosem3980
      @rosem3980 4 роки тому +29

      sex education is brilliant, when our school closed because of the virus we printed out loads of the meme pretending to be from the government saying 'washing your hands you detty pig' with eric

    • @alisha.a
      @alisha.a 4 роки тому +5

      Rose McEwan omg our school did the same thing it was in like every bathroom LMAO it had a qr code linking to the video as well

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 4 роки тому +2

      @@rosem3980 woah thats so cool i think i saw something like that on tiktok

    • @buggalo
      @buggalo 4 роки тому +2

      I just watched my first two episodes tonight and!!!!! it’s great!!!!!!!!

  • @rafiabintaali8530
    @rafiabintaali8530 4 роки тому +1127

    Don't get Norman another fish buddy, let him follow social distancing, unlike everyone else.

    • @marigoldsunflower
      @marigoldsunflower 4 роки тому +29

      Also cuz betta fish are extremely aggressive and will attack other fish. My cousin's betta ripped a chunk of scales off of my betta

    • @zoie8088
      @zoie8088 4 роки тому +7

      @@marigoldsunflower not all of them, it genuinely depends on the betta. better safe than sorry tho, unless your Betta seems particularly lonely

    • @zomae2800
      @zomae2800 4 роки тому +9

      depends on the betta and the tank mates it has. You shouldnt put bettas with other bettas but they can live happily with smaller fish like guppies or neon tetras if you give them the space :)

    • @paula98sony
      @paula98sony 4 роки тому +2

      @@marigoldsunflower bettas don't like other bettas, but they can be with other fishes.

    • @HangryKitsune
      @HangryKitsune 4 роки тому

      @@zomae2800 nope, bettas see every fish as rival that has big fins and/or is colorful -> they rip their fins off and kill the rival. In german they are even called "Kampffisch" which means fight-fish.

  • @adrianmora6199
    @adrianmora6199 4 роки тому +444

    "human backs are the worst" *he says as if he's ever had another type of back*

    • @adrianmora6199
      @adrianmora6199 4 роки тому +21

      it sounds like smth an alien would say

    • @comicbooknerdisme
      @comicbooknerdisme 4 роки тому +3

      Objectively, human backs are horrifically awfully made for what they do, but we all collectively decided we were better than the other animals

  • @thefandomfish3071
    @thefandomfish3071 4 роки тому +116

    “i was having a big breathe” can’t relate have asthma

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 4 роки тому +354

    can you imagine the privilege of being dnp’s friend and getting voice messages from them singing like this

    • @nessalossehelim5026
      @nessalossehelim5026 4 роки тому +59

      Can you imagine the privilege of being PJ's friend and having the option to just tap into his gaming knowledge like that? :D

    • @diamondust2054
      @diamondust2054 4 роки тому +18

      Nessa Lossehelim oh yes definitely pj is amazing

  • @jasminebrett1360
    @jasminebrett1360 4 роки тому +547

    Did anyone else not realize that famous people have themselves on their explore page???

    • @kabazinga
      @kabazinga 4 роки тому +14

      i did not, really funny though haha

    • @crives6704
      @crives6704 4 роки тому +31

      It's because the people who follow them watch their content! So they get recommended content that the people that follow them watch

    • @jamsk8ergirl98
      @jamsk8ergirl98 4 роки тому +12

      @@crives6704 that's cool because I totally thought that Phil just stalks his own fan accounts lmao

    • @Izzy-ff8wh
      @Izzy-ff8wh 4 роки тому +5

      @@jamsk8ergirl98 I mean he probably does that too lets be real

  • @kingcallum8928
    @kingcallum8928 4 роки тому +352

    So are we just not talking about why he's googling jockstraps .......

    • @jacoobees
      @jacoobees 4 роки тому +8

      I'm just starting the video but like,,, sIR-

    • @kingcallum8928
      @kingcallum8928 4 роки тому +2

      @@jacoobees wht

    • @eduardaaraujo9039
      @eduardaaraujo9039 4 роки тому +9

      I am not even surprised at this point

    • @s8nisbae
      @s8nisbae 4 роки тому +4

      I'm going to guess it had something to do with gaga but idk

    • @dexa6623
      @dexa6623 4 роки тому +3

      I'm more confused by him not understanding the bare asses.

  • @kyuquake
    @kyuquake 4 роки тому +917

    Everything leads to Markiplier it’s just a fact

  • @sirashton547
    @sirashton547 4 роки тому +329

    phil: don't google immortal jellyfish, you'll have nightmares. me: mmm alright. phil: *tells us about it anyway*. me: well if we all have nightmares it's your fault

  • @maggiebean9815
    @maggiebean9815 4 роки тому +215

    I’m crocheting a strawberry cow whilst watching this... thought you might want to know :)

    • @oldgoose
      @oldgoose 4 роки тому +10

      That's adorable, how goes it?

    • @tymentha1946
      @tymentha1946 4 роки тому +11

      I did want to know this thank you you're amazing

    • @jeanz638
      @jeanz638 4 роки тому +5

      Sick i love it!

    • @breadthealien
      @breadthealien 4 роки тому +6

      Look at you strawberry cow, you make me go wow, I love it when you moo my name!

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 3 роки тому +2

      I WANT TO SEE THE COW

  • @fruktsodaadorable
    @fruktsodaadorable 4 роки тому +115

    was literally just thinking, i miss phil but he just uploaded so he wont for a while. boy oboy, i have never been this happy being wrong

    • @amyclifford631
      @amyclifford631 4 роки тому

      Me too
      I was just about to start sketching some of the last video but then we get hit with this!

  • @eilidh_is_weird1019
    @eilidh_is_weird1019 4 роки тому +157

    Website: “tornado dreams mean worst anxiety or spinning out of control”
    Phil: “GrEaT”

  • @moony3041
    @moony3041 4 роки тому +109

    I think there needs to be a fully inquiry about why everything on everyone's explore pages somehow leads to Markiplier

  • @ayushibhanja
    @ayushibhanja 4 роки тому +93

    i was not prepared for the nintendo voice note to be a duet,, in conclusion if you know how i can make it my ringtone please reach out

    • @erikathesheep1462
      @erikathesheep1462 4 роки тому +2

      I'm not sure, but I thinm you can somehow do it on an app called zedge :)

  • @hi-fk3gx
    @hi-fk3gx 4 роки тому +217

    Phil, at this point of 2020 the furby wouldn't be a problem at all

    • @loopydoopy4197
      @loopydoopy4197 4 роки тому +4

      don't say that or you'll unleash the furbys 0o0

    • @clarissarojas7959
      @clarissarojas7959 4 роки тому +6

      Honestly a furby would probably improve everything

    • @seasonal.plants
      @seasonal.plants 4 роки тому

      ANGERY ROWLET omg yes Thursday

  • @Cranjis20
    @Cranjis20 4 роки тому +278

    Furby’s are social distancing better than most people. Perks to being Satan’s pet ig

  • @georgiarose7267
    @georgiarose7267 4 роки тому +68

    who looks good in brown?
    Harry Styles. He looks good in brown. he looks good in everything. he's too beautiful to be human

  • @mkitty_cos1508
    @mkitty_cos1508 4 роки тому +418

    Is no one gonna talk about the "how to make jorts" video on his UA-cam search history? 😂😂😂

    • @starlitstellaa
      @starlitstellaa 4 роки тому +51

      mkitty_cos I’m SO excited Phil watches him, that would be the weirdest best collab ever

    • @RL-rw9dy
      @RL-rw9dy 4 роки тому +19

      Yes I saw the same thing, and I really wish that he'd talked about it

    • @briannabrooks5348
      @briannabrooks5348 4 роки тому +5

      I just commented we all saw that Phil

    • @fairyprince5602
      @fairyprince5602 4 роки тому +5

      i thought i was the only one omg

    • @mandyberry2500
      @mandyberry2500 4 роки тому +34

      Y E S
      We love and support BDG in this house

  • @xxPhoenixChan
    @xxPhoenixChan 4 роки тому +120

    Imagine the loss prevention report at that starbucks.
    "Ah yes, unfortunately we've lost another 5 packs of chips to that seagull, that'll have to be taken out of someone's pay"

  • @jessicafelice6767
    @jessicafelice6767 4 роки тому +175

    About getting another fish for the tank with Norman: you totally can! I have a betta fish in a tank with some Neon Tetras and a Cory bottom feeder and they get along fine! I would just monitor then at first especially because that tank has been Norman's territory for so long already, you might have to remove him, put the other fish in, and then add him back in so he doesn't feel as threatened (at least that's what I did with mine)

    • @WhutADrag
      @WhutADrag 4 роки тому +9

      It highly depends on the individual betta, I've learned. One of our bettas is SUPER friendly, and would definitely be good with a tankmate if we'd gotten her a bigger tank. But we've also had one that hated absolutely everything apparently; we put a snail in with him and even though he was okay with it at first, we woke up one morning and he'd completely eaten it overnight.
      I think some key factors include:
      1. How grumpy the betta tends to be. (If it tries to fight your hand when you reach into the tank, chances are it won't like a tank mate)
      2. How big the tank is
      3. How many hiding spots there are
      And 4. Whether the tank mate(s) would be quick enough to escape if something happens.
      And then it's just, like you said, monitoring and removing if it doesn't work out :P

  • @beth1269
    @beth1269 4 роки тому +234

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Phil: Modified Furby

    • @anib8863
      @anib8863 4 роки тому +8

      Thursday Plurbonym Boyporidge.
      Nuff said.

    • @imeansure5158
      @imeansure5158 4 роки тому +3

      @@anib8863 Teya would be proud

    • @imeansure5158
      @imeansure5158 4 роки тому +1

      Misha long furby is the definition of terror but at the same time i want like 10

  • @Katie-tr1jn
    @Katie-tr1jn 4 роки тому +38

    "draining the planets life force to make energy does that ring any bells?"
    DAMN PHIL

  • @mementomori3750
    @mementomori3750 4 роки тому +140

    IF A FISH STARTS WEARING A MASK, EVERYONE NEEDS TO WEAR A MASK.

    • @jasminer4859
      @jasminer4859 4 роки тому +3

      Preach!! (Also ello fellow unus annus fan)

    • @mementomori3750
      @mementomori3750 4 роки тому

      @@jasminer4859 memento mori my friend

    • @TiaMat99
      @TiaMat99 4 роки тому +1

      Would a fish have an extra mask on its gills?

    • @mementomori3750
      @mementomori3750 4 роки тому

      @@TiaMat99 I would assume so, yes

  • @dr.pineapples3480
    @dr.pineapples3480 4 роки тому +153

    “Some hot guys” (as a picture of dan sits proudly on his explore page) me: makes sense

    • @mqddie
      @mqddie 4 роки тому +4

      i be like: 😏😏😏

  • @LoonyBoon22
    @LoonyBoon22 4 роки тому +53

    Immediately when Phil said "Don't go on this website" my thought process was "What's Dan foot rating" 😂😂

    • @olliem.3012
      @olliem.3012 4 роки тому +3

      same! turns out he has a 5.23/5 or something? which I don't see how that's possible..

  • @renéfestivequest
    @renéfestivequest 4 роки тому +171

    phil: whats this song
    me, who had never played animal crossing in my life: its animal crossing

  • @kendallcomolli
    @kendallcomolli 4 роки тому +415

    licwish: wishing to lick something better than the kiwi licorice

  • @socnfusing
    @socnfusing 4 роки тому +68

    love that my gfs and i’s anniversary is why does a jockstrap has a barebutt

  • @saga_db
    @saga_db 4 роки тому +71

    *3 days before the Steve-Vet incident*
    Search Results for: 'Pigeon vets in London'
    Search Results for: 'Pigeon injured?'
    Search Results for: '24 hour vet pigeon?'
    Search Results for: 'How to catch pigeon'

  • @piyamhalunkar
    @piyamhalunkar 4 роки тому +74

    "Why do jockstraps have a bare butt" is the most Phil question ever.

  • @idontknowanynick
    @idontknowanynick 4 роки тому +139

    So, the friend who told you about wikifeet...does he happen to be your cameraman? We get a lot of feet in the last videos

  • @imapwopafish
    @imapwopafish 4 роки тому +125

    "can my fish catch coronavirus" only a concerned father would search this, respect 🤟🏻😔

  • @fernandafuentes6858
    @fernandafuentes6858 4 роки тому +428

    When Phil doesn't pick you date: * Pathetic elevator noises*

  • @emilydavis162
    @emilydavis162 4 роки тому +78

    “Look out for horny tornadoes in your dreams” I’M SO NOT USED TO PHIL SAYING MATURE STUFF LIKE THAT

  • @evajordan6392
    @evajordan6392 4 роки тому +180

    sorry can we talk about how phil said 'some hot guys' when dan was on his explore page.
    damn right philly he's beautiful

  • @philsaturn1274
    @philsaturn1274 4 роки тому +70

    everyone else: *naughty things*
    phil: immortal jellyfish

    • @laurenann4693
      @laurenann4693 4 роки тому +4

      Nicole Actually id argue that the ferby falls under the “naughty” title

  • @rachelforbes4424
    @rachelforbes4424 4 роки тому +10

    I never thought about influencer’s curated content being themselves and/or their partner and that is soooo funny to me

  • @poppyskinner7363
    @poppyskinner7363 4 роки тому +181

    my browsing history: were there lesbain nuns???
    mikey way french pirate phase

    • @fear7812
      @fear7812 4 роки тому +10

      to answer your question, yes there were lesbian nuns (also ive got "mikey way french pirate phase" on my search history too now, because i just had to see it)

    • @xitwnds
      @xitwnds 4 роки тому +1

      my camera roll is full of french pirate mikey erm

  • @hiraethhousestudio
    @hiraethhousestudio 4 роки тому +22

    Hearing Phil say
    "I saw a guy out on the street, and he was looking *really cute*..."
    is a cultural reset for us because most of us started watching Dan and Phil as closeted gay kids in one way or the other

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr? He's been out for over a year now and I'm still not used to him not being awkward about it! Good for him though

  • @lilsxies5706
    @lilsxies5706 4 роки тому +12

    i never watched u before. this is the first video ive ever watched of urs and already subscribed. i love u.

  • @Charlie..22
    @Charlie..22 4 роки тому +33

    Phil: load of hot guys on my explore page
    Me: *stares at dan*

  • @mylifeismylaptop8529
    @mylifeismylaptop8529 4 роки тому +103

    “I get it’s pretty but what’s the story” sounds like me talking to my friends anytime they see someone hot

  • @brooke..burleigh
    @brooke..burleigh 4 роки тому +7

    i dont think i can express how literally happy i am that dan and phil hang out and helps phil produce this ✨quality✨ content

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 4 роки тому +130

    Hey, don't feel self conscious, the jockstrap question is absolutely valid. And now I want to know!

    • @allyj3637
      @allyj3637 4 роки тому +6

      Maybe it's like an armored thong? So you can wear tight pants with it?

    • @ALittleWallflower
      @ALittleWallflower 4 роки тому +19

      "Who looks good in a brown sweater?"
      "I saw this guy out on the street with one and he looked cute."
      So Phil, did you answer your own question?

    • @mar-rv2qb
      @mar-rv2qb 4 роки тому +5

      same reason thongs exist maybe?

    • @paranoiarpincess
      @paranoiarpincess 4 роки тому +5

      @@mar-rv2qb I don't think athletes are worried about pantylines...

    • @nemnyoom
      @nemnyoom 4 роки тому +10

      because they're not designed to keep your butt from slipping out. they're basically bras for your. you know. willy

  • @AssortedAmazingness
    @AssortedAmazingness 4 роки тому +125

    My search history: am I dying? what's the weather? I am arguing with someone and I am positive I'm Right™

  • @kellicrockettart2569
    @kellicrockettart2569 4 роки тому +19

    Phil calling Harry Hazza is everything to me

  • @yryssa1547
    @yryssa1547 4 роки тому +704

    my search history is just fanfic and gerard way green jacket.

  • @kirbyazra
    @kirbyazra 4 роки тому +54

    i feel like if you ever tried to make a modified furby it would turn out way more horrifying than it should be

  • @ElusiveLion741
    @ElusiveLion741 4 роки тому +94

    "I don't think Instagram has a history thank god"
    Thank god?
    *THANK GOD?*
    *should we be worried about what you're looking at on insta*

  • @StephinaYoshi
    @StephinaYoshi 4 роки тому +67

    “Exposing my search history”
    *ah yes but what of your incognito tabs eh Phil?*

  • @winter-on-mars9576
    @winter-on-mars9576 4 роки тому +157

    "Everything leads to Markiplier."

  • @isleoflightfulbirds
    @isleoflightfulbirds Рік тому

    1:19 AHHH LEAVING THIS TIMESTAMP HERE CUZ I AM A MASSIVE FF7 FAN AND HEARING PHIL TALK ABOUT IT ACTUALLY MADE ME SO SO HAPPY

  • @kiranduraisamy75
    @kiranduraisamy75 4 роки тому +43

    HORNADO. He missed the opportunity to say HORNADO. I'm disappointed in you, Philip.

  • @rinatopotato
    @rinatopotato 4 роки тому +322

    Phil: "amazingphil feet rating, do not go in that website"
    Sureeeeee

    • @macularius
      @macularius 4 роки тому +21

      so was Dan trying to improve Phil's rating with the last video or

  • @Georgi1
    @Georgi1 4 роки тому +124

    I see he watches sex education, I didn’t think I could stan him more but I do ❤️ YASSSS

  • @sasharubick4537
    @sasharubick4537 4 роки тому +23

    Phil is so wholesome and I’m so glad that he’s such an incredible person, because so many people are getting cancelled and I’m so glad that you’re so kind and unaffected by fame

  • @Audrey-ge2uo
    @Audrey-ge2uo 4 роки тому +38

    one time i checked my history and i had googled
    "bath salts drug"
    "when was bigfoot first sighted"
    "when were furries invented"

    • @blumby1789
      @blumby1789 4 роки тому +4

      Ok but when were furries invited

    • @Audrey-ge2uo
      @Audrey-ge2uo 4 роки тому +4

      @@blumby1789 apparently 1980 and the first bigfoot sighting was like 1960 so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @blumby1789
      @blumby1789 4 роки тому +1

      Audrey thank you for the information

    • @stonksboi69
      @stonksboi69 4 роки тому

      I just checked mine:
      “telekinesis”
      “words that end in ___”
      “face glitter tutorial”
      “‘I’m bad at sign language’ in sign language”
      “how gay am I quizzes”
      “anime boys”

  • @luvanime4life
    @luvanime4life 4 роки тому

    Words cannot express the utter joy I felt with the song duet you and Dan performed for PJ 3:50 - 3:57

  • @purpleprincess4881
    @purpleprincess4881 4 роки тому +58

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Not even Norman:
    Phil: 😏horny tornados😏

  • @stephanieallan1681
    @stephanieallan1681 4 роки тому +138

    no one:
    not a single soul:
    not anyone in the universe:
    phil: LICWISH

  • @obv10usly5
    @obv10usly5 4 роки тому +2

    That harmonization is sublime. Good work, sirs.

  • @elizas7692
    @elizas7692 4 роки тому +155

    If anyone saw my search history they would either think I’m insane or they’d be confused.

  • @ThisIsItReally
    @ThisIsItReally 4 роки тому +73

    I was NOT ready to hear the words "horny" and "tornado" in the same sentence.
    aaand then came the foot rating.
    ooookaaay. Uuum Phil? The jockstrap thing. It's what we think it is, isn't it?

    • @mikeykeyes3697
      @mikeykeyes3697 4 роки тому +3

      If it makes u feel any better, I’ve heard the words “fro-yo” and “intercourse” in the same sentence at a family gathering

    • @issumusi
      @issumusi 4 роки тому

      @@mikeykeyes3697 Eye-

    • @ThisIsItReally
      @ThisIsItReally 4 роки тому +2

      @@mikeykeyes3697 any other place I would've passed it off as not so weird. But a FAMILY gathering?

    • @mikeykeyes3697
      @mikeykeyes3697 4 роки тому

      Joelle Wong I wish I remembered the context

  • @rawzatt
    @rawzatt 4 роки тому +32

    Phil: Everything leads to Markiplier
    Me: YOU DON'T SAY

  • @biscatee8332
    @biscatee8332 4 роки тому +58

    Phil: “Don’t google that!”
    Me: *immediately closes UA-cam to google that*

  • @AmandaBee
    @AmandaBee 4 роки тому +172

    why did you just skip over bdg's masterpiece "how to make jorts" like that

    • @blue_dragonfly3110
      @blue_dragonfly3110 4 роки тому +10

      I was looking for this comment hell yeah

    • @cinnamonro3344
      @cinnamonro3344 4 роки тому +8

      I know! For shame

    • @rickastley885
      @rickastley885 4 роки тому +15

      Amanda Boone bdg is a GOD amongst mortals and no one can convince me otherwise

    • @RL-rw9dy
      @RL-rw9dy 4 роки тому +5

      I wanted him to comment on it so bad

    • @maddypaige4449
      @maddypaige4449 4 роки тому +3

      bdg is iconic glad to see more people who like him!

  • @naviafromfontaine
    @naviafromfontaine 4 роки тому +1

    phil your content has been so good lately (not that i'm shocked, but you seemed out of it for a while last year or so) honestly 10/10 content would recomend

  • @meewee5221
    @meewee5221 4 роки тому +133

    Phil: * showing us what he watches on Netflix *
    *People who live in America where we don’t have half of the things on Netflix as people who live in the UK and everything on Netflix is kinda crappy * 👁👄👁