Lawful Phil: *decided against using kitchen scissors and bought a nice set of tools* Chaotic Phil: *started hacking wildly at his hair right away with said tools without watching any tutorials first*
aka Phil trying to convince himself he didn’t make a huge mistake and that everything is under control while we scream at our screens for 10 minutes and 10 seconds
This is fantastic. I was getting self-conscious of all the youtubers cutting and trimming their own hair and succeeding. I'm glad there are people out there who suck more at something than me - I don't care what it is
I took my dog's fur clipper a few weeks ago and just shaved my sides off. It looks like a cow tried to graze on my hair and then a rat came and nibbled some parts off after I died of shame.
Phil: "give me a thumbs up if you enjoyed this" Me after watching ten minutes and ten seconds of anxiety for Phil's hair: yeah I'll give it a thumbs up
My kids in the future: 'what was the most traumatic part of quarantine?' Me: 'seeing Phil Lester give himself a haircut and not even getting to see Dan's reaction'
If anyone here's a lawyer we need to start drafting papers granting us legal guardianship over Phils hair ASAP. This man can't be trusted and we need to collectively take his hair privileges away. *Don't make me the mean mom here, united front people.*
Yes, even before he actually started, I was already "No this is going to go horribly wrong. Phil, is Dan there?!? If so, get him to do it instead!" Not because i think Dan has hairdresser skills, (maybe he has, who knows) but because I think cutting someone else's hair would be easier than cutting your own. The entire video I was just hoping for him to leave it alone and let another person do it.
My dad cut his and my brothers hair. At first it looked like he tried to do a bowl cut without a bowl so he just shaved it down to fuzz. He is 42 so yes you are perfectly okay
Safiya cutting her own hair: Lets look into a bunch of methods and how to do things then be very careful Phil cutting his own hair: Let's just go for it!
Phil I’ve been watching for over a decade and have only ever commented once before. I literally cry laughed at 6:32 just needed u to know hope ur doing well
Yeah that's a thing. I'm a Yorkshire lass but I have a southen accent. Whenever I'm passionate or angry or any strong emotion really I just go really Yorkshire. It's like jekyll and Hyde. Except Hyde is just jekyll in a flat cap.
I've been cutting my own hair with kitchen scissors for the past 5 years and look alright. And then there's Phil with his fancy gear looking like we just got hit by a car LOL Phil Lester you are a disaster but I love you
@@dollarstoremint Well, it's still a comment that got me laughing really hard, so i think it's gotta me some really good stuff (or, well, your could just bw able ro come up with funny things one way or another) XD
"Every cut causes me physical pain" Us too, Phil, us too. Literally watched this with my hands over my eyes looking through the space between my fingers
WHY IS THIS IN THE “how to” CATEGORY OH DEAR GOD
and *𝓈𝓉𝓎𝓁ℯ*
hey congrats on the heart!
oh no hhhsjsh
There's no "how not to" category
congrats!!
Phil: That’s looking alright
Narrator: it did not look all right
I heard it as Morgan Freeman immediately 😂
SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD REFERENCE?? ILY
I readed it in Ted Mosby's voice
😂😂
I heard the narrator from kaguya-sama
This video has “my parents aren’t home vibes” and I’m worried
dan was out of the house
the one time that Dan had left
Dans his parents now XD
When he just stuck the scissors in his hair and started hacking I got literally “I’m calling your parents” vibes
before i even read the comments i knew
Someone take the scissors away, Dan come collect your child.
Dan in his room listening to this whole train wreck: 👁👄👁
microwaved thermo he's waiting for Phil to come in and just be like
"Daaaaaaaaaan.....
I did a thiiiiing"
Next video:
“Dan’s Fixing My Hair”
pls we need this so bad
@@xtineanne joint content p l e a s e
I need it
I hope so
"Dan's trying to fix my hair but fucks it up even more instead"
the more stressed he gets the stronger his northern accent gets
Eve May HAHAHSISHSUA OMG YEA
oh my god
@@nosocks where he from this person in video...i m first time watching from India
@@sahilrana2817 hes from England... originally from the north but now in london
Also I'm from india too :)
His Fandom: oh no
His family and friends: oh no
Dan: oh no
Phil: O H Y E S
Mettaton EX: OH YES!
Phil from philisnotonfire 1: Ooh yeah~
Kool-aid man: *oH NO*
I got undertale flashbacks
OH YEAH
alternative title : Doing Things My Parents Never Let Me Do As A Kid 3
That would work lol
yeah
Clever
willne
hehe
nobodyofurconcern lol
hehe
My cousin is a cosmetologist so I made her watch this and she just whispered “oh baby noooo”
i’m gonna be a cosmetologist after highschool and i love phil so much but i wanted to scream when he just started going at it
I'm a cosmetologist/ hairstylist and I just wanted to jump in the screen and do it for him oh my it hurts to watch
I might do that with my own cousin since she’s also a cosmetologist
Eh, it's a time when self-cut hair is okay, so. Living and learning in a way that society deems moderately acceptable sounds good to me?
not a cosmetologist but i cut my dad’s hair as well as mine and.... yeah same
Lawful Phil: *decided against using kitchen scissors and bought a nice set of tools*
Chaotic Phil: *started hacking wildly at his hair right away with said tools without watching any tutorials first*
lawful ephil and chaotic ephil
fav comment
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Yes I'm watching a crime in progress..."
THAT SENT ME
the fact that he referred to cutting his hair as a “crafting project” is already a huge red flag
Who let him buy these tools?
Mel42rocks dan did
I keep on refreshing the page and when I do it has more likes
And then the zoom at the painting, I really had a weird feeling when he said that.
@@annikapeck I was like why is Dan letting him do this
Alternate title: Phil brutally kills his hair and almost balds himself in a desparate attempt to not look like a monk
cristianity -10
Hello pfp buddy
As soon as Phil said “Professional Barber Laser,” it just set the mood for the whole entire video.
I'm just imagining Phil showing Dan the result and Dan just face palming and start laugh crying
Dan pat his head at 9:02? He has probably started laughing before the video even started😂
Kim Cloutier dan might have been filming but that was phil’s hand lmao
Deadass yesss 👁👄👁
Has dan quit youtube or what??
cormac Ó'Súilleabháin he said he’s currently working on other projects right now, but he has implied that he will come back someday
Phil: They're ultra sharp scissors
Phil, a second later: *drops them*
When he faces forward, it doesn’t look too bad, but whenever he turns slightly I absolutely lose it lmao
Same 💀 I kept screaming everytime
people: no don’t cut your own hair
phil: *haha scissors go chop chop*
Scissor machine go brrrrr
Razer go nyooom
Phil: I've got these ultra sharp scissors
Me: "are we about to trust Phil with a pair of scissors"?
Phil: *drops the ultra sharp scissors*
Who is that person and where he from in this video...actually i m first time watching here from Delhi
Sahil Rana Phil’s from England
alternative title: *phil lester losing his mind and his hair for ten minutes*
“All of my other crafting projects have gone...swimmingly”
*danandphilcrafts flashbacks*
This craft was soft and neat as well
Yea I was waiting for him to refrence that but no :(
Rip mate
glitter faces!
𝓢𝓸𝓯𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓝𝓮𝓪𝓽
phil referring to this as a “crafting project” is the scariest thing about this video
Like dan and phil crafts, SoFt AnD nEat
Gacha_ Jadexox
Don’t cry, craft
@@annoyingloudmicrowaveculti4373
Don't craft, cry
This comment is hilarious
Literally grabbed a cushion and started hiding behind it halfway through
THE STRESS
omg same
when he cut his hair too short from the sides i was hoping he'd give up and give himself an undercut
YEAH honestly that could be a look! We're in quarantine anyhow so get freaky with the hair!
I’m pretty high key curious what Phil would look like with an undercut
Ooo maybe if quarantine lasts long enough that could be the next hairstyle he goes with
aka Phil trying to convince himself he didn’t make a huge mistake and that everything is under control while we scream at our screens for 10 minutes and 10 seconds
How'd you know
Exactly! Lol
I just like to imagine he did this when Dan was either sleeping or out and then Dan just comes back to the disaster wondering wtf happened lmfao
I think we have our next video 😂
dan just walks into the room and sees blue black hair on the floor and just 👁👄👁
Do they still live together??
If dan is still alive. Im afraid phil might have killed him due to quarantine-
That one lonely freak yes😌
please, someone make brad mondo watch this
Agreed
Yesss I wanna make him suffer 😂 but theres way too many of these types of videos he probably wont lol
@Brad Mondo
That would be glorious.
@bradmondo
I can just imagine Phil walking out of the room and Dan's horror turned laughter at what he's done XD
Hairdresser really showing us how they're essential huh.
kooolkidninjamaster your profile pic, is life, yes.
i showed this video to my mom and she said this and exactly this.
“ oh phil , you’ve made dan the smarter one by doing this “
I'm dying
Your mom is a genius.
Lmaoooooo
Yeah lmao
👍
Phil: I got these professional scissors instead of kitchen scissors
Me, a hairstylist: and you're holding them the wrong way Philip
*phil:* sometimes i can still hear dan’s voice...
*dan, from the other room:* stop telling people i’m dead!
ah yes, the brother bear references are god tier
What vid is that from? owo
When was this
@@PrincessSuicune **owo intensifies**
We are literally living through a pandemic and this was still the most stress inducing thing I’ve ever seen
I was your 666th like and I’m really proud
“it looks better on camera”
philly i don’t know who’s gonna break it to you...
xD
The comment section, evidently.
This is fantastic. I was getting self-conscious of all the youtubers cutting and trimming their own hair and succeeding. I'm glad there are people out there who suck more at something than me - I don't care what it is
🤣
I took my dog's fur clipper a few weeks ago and just shaved my sides off. It looks like a cow tried to graze on my hair and then a rat came and nibbled some parts off after I died of shame.
Phil: "give me a thumbs up if you enjoyed this"
Me after watching ten minutes and ten seconds of anxiety for Phil's hair: yeah I'll give it a thumbs up
phil: every cut is causing me physical pain
me: SAME OH MY GOD STOP
I was literally thinking that
My kids in the future: 'what was the most traumatic part of quarantine?' Me: 'seeing Phil Lester give himself a haircut and not even getting to see Dan's reaction'
YES OMG
I'm depressed until the day we see Dan in another video
I like to imagine that Phil didn't tell him he planned to do this and just walked up to him like that after filming like LOOK WHAT I DID
If anyone here's a lawyer we need to start drafting papers granting us legal guardianship over Phils hair ASAP. This man can't be trusted and we need to collectively take his hair privileges away.
*Don't make me the mean mom here, united front people.*
Unite!
I second this
"i'm no hairdresser"
*Y A D O N T S A Y*
I could not stop saying “Phil! Phil! Oh no... Phil! Stop!” Over and over again while watching this video
Same
Yeap 😅😅
Yes, even before he actually started, I was already "No this is going to go horribly wrong. Phil, is Dan there?!? If so, get him to do it instead!"
Not because i think Dan has hairdresser skills, (maybe he has, who knows) but because I think cutting someone else's hair would be easier than cutting your own.
The entire video I was just hoping for him to leave it alone and let another person do it.
you too?
lmaoooo same XD
phil: *shaves like a whole side*
me: phil no
phil: *keeps going*
me: OMG PHIL NO
“WHY ISNT IT DOING WHAT MY HAIRDRESSER DOES” honey you’re not a hairdresser- put on the cape love
when he began to do the back i was shouting
“LET DAN DO IT. I DONT TRUST YOU.”
he’s in his 30’s am i okay.
My dad cut his and my brothers hair. At first it looked like he tried to do a bowl cut without a bowl so he just shaved it down to fuzz. He is 42 so yes you are perfectly okay
exactly what I was thinking the whole video..welp
I was thinking that the whole time omg-
Honestly tho, I could understand not trusting Dan with scissors.
When the video fucking STARTED I was shouting " PLEASE JUST LET DAN DO IT"
I can only imagine what Dan said when Phil walked out of the Room.
Phil: So What do you think? 😂
Dan: *Surprised Pikachu* What the actual hell Phil?
I’m wondering why he didn’t get Dan to cut his hair
I heard that in Dan's voice 😂
I heard that in Dan's voice 😭
I feel like he would say bloody hell instead though
Brad Mondo is turning on his camera to film his reaction to this as we speak. I can hear the “hi beautiful” already.
I could picture Brad while I was watching... omg...
Brad is probably gonna say PLEASE DONT DO THAT an then proceed to do another tutorial of how to cut your own hair
we really need to get him on this
Brad is all i could think about during this 😂
OMFG YESSS
He's going to go back to his hair dresser and i think they will just quit their job after seeing this
Me, knowing Phil is messing up his hair but trying to support him anyway: you're doing great sweetie 📷
Safiya cutting her own hair: Lets look into a bunch of methods and how to do things then be very careful
Phil cutting his own hair: Let's just go for it!
Phil: *has a housemate*
Also Phil: *cuts his own hair*
and they were roommates-
@@connorw5091 oh my god they were roommates
i dont know if givin dan the scissors would actually help...
comedy partners
just two dudes, living together n being bros
Phil I’ve been watching for over a decade and have only ever commented once before. I literally cry laughed at 6:32 just needed u to know hope ur doing well
SAMEEEEE
amazing. 😮
That one got me too 😭😂
NO ME TOO I GENUINELY CRIED AT THE SOUND EFFECTS😭
seriously this video is so funny
alternative title: "my viewers praying that i don't van gogh myself for 10 minutes while i ruin my beautiful bluack hair"
Pretty much yes
PELINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
ophelia s. oh hi 👋🏻
I wanted to see dan’s reaction to this *so badly*
I feel like this should of been Dan cuts my hair bc honestly that would be great lol
Dan died in a car crash :(. Fil is just keeping up there facade he's alive for fans
@@atticusel5667 ty
“Every cut is causing me physical pain” - me too Phil me too
All of us feel it
oh nO
I was about to comment that 😂
A video idea: Dan cutting Phil's hair because I need to see that mess unfold
i mean, dan did pretty good at curling phil’s hair. there were no excessive injuries. maybe it wouldn’t be too bad
9 months later and they gave each other haircuts off-camera! (In which Phil _narrowly_ avoided disaster lol)
"Other crafting projects,"
Me chillin' internally: don't think soft and neat- *d o n ' t*
was i the only person that kept yelling “NO NO NO STOP GET DAN TO HELP”
omg me too
Nope 😂😂
you are not aloneXD
Not alone at all
i am still panicking about how he was chopping his hair off
Phil: * gets out the scissors *
Me: * baby phil voice * oh dear
Kelsey yes
I wanted to like this but I didn't want to ruin the 222. Here's a hello and a comment instead
@@shannonmccarthy4000 you can like it now
Lmao, how did I forget about baby Phil's oh dear?
We need the proper sequels:
My Family Roasts My Hair
And
Dan Fixes My Hair
**Just cut to Dan crying with his head in his hands at how bad Phil's managed to fuck up**
this video makes me so stressed. YOU HAVE ANOTHER HUMAN IN YOUR HOUSE! MAKE HIM DO IT
this is the one example where you can cry instead of “craft”
literally everyone: PHIL NO
phil: *PHIL YES*
I knew this was going to be an interesting video when I clicked a random time and I heard
'Almost cut my peinis off'
phil: *literally just mindlessly chops off chunks of his hair* also phil: WHY IS IT SO SHORT
Phil: *uses a 1.5mm*
Phil: *is surprised when his hair cuts down to 1.5mm*
phil: it’s alright, it’s not that bad
phil’s hair: i am not alright, please help
i love how when phil is panickinf you can hear his northern accent coming out lmao
Yeah that's a thing. I'm a Yorkshire lass but I have a southen accent. Whenever I'm passionate or angry or any strong emotion really I just go really Yorkshire. It's like jekyll and Hyde. Except Hyde is just jekyll in a flat cap.
Just a glass butterfly that description is blessed
I've been cutting my own hair with kitchen scissors for the past 5 years and look alright. And then there's Phil with his fancy gear looking like we just got hit by a car LOL Phil Lester you are a disaster but I love you
Coming 2020
Phil Lester: The Thinning
“It’s time to die rat!”
*Dan proceeds to get murdered*
Phils hairdresser after lockdown: did you cut your hair.
Phil: No can’t say I did
I'm sorry but I just have to say that your pfp is my life
@@margiecoleman1334 thanks x
*Brad Mondo has entered the chat*
Phil: Maybe we could go thinner, I'm getting confident now.
*Brad Mondo has exited the chat, and this planet*
YESS
@@prishadadhwal6952 😂😂😂👏 I died
THIS WAS GOING THROUGH MY MIND
i want brad mondo to watch this. i want him to have the same mental breakdown i had while watching phil mess up his hair.
I can always count on Phil for a belly laugh when things are getting too intense in the world. 😂
I can just hear Dan screaming "Phil, what did you!?" when Phil goes to show him
with his little voice crack like “PH-PHiLl!! wHaT dId yOu dO!?”
I literally read that in Dan's voice
@@dontscaretheegg Exactly 🤣
Alternate title:
Wholesome British man incorrectly ruins his hair
Good point, but how can one correctly ruin their hair? This comment scares me...
@@riza0.0 it scares me to idk what kind of crack I was on-
@@dollarstoremint Well, it's still a comment that got me laughing really hard, so i think it's gotta me some really good stuff (or, well, your could just bw able ro come up with funny things one way or another) XD
“All of my craft projects have gone swimmingly”
Me: *vivid flashbacks*
*war flashbacks*
don’t cry, craft
C R A F T
Soft and nEaT
"I kinda fixed it" "it went okay" "it looks a lot better"
Ok so do you wanna tell him or should I ???
alternative title: phil lester regretting everything he’s doing for 10 minutes straight
"Viewers tortured by absolute madman for 10 minutes straight"
Y'all mean 10 minutes gay
*10 minutes gay
@@noorakyytinen9462 beat you to it lmao
10 minutes gay
Phil: Makes horrible mistake
Phil: This is fine, let's just keep going
thats it, thats the whole video
He should've gotten Dan to do this for him so he couldn't make any problems or regrets
Phil: every cut is causing me physical pain.
Me when cutting a new wig for cosplay: i know the pain... ;-;
Phil: I'm gonna cut my hair
Everyone watching: *Oh no pls no*
Exactly what i did
Everyones big mood loool udndidnd
Yes
Why is it that the first thing I tell is “NO!!! Where is dan?! Have him help!!!” DANNY HELP HIM
Phil: "Every cut is causing me physical pain."
Me: SAME and I'm not even the one cutting.
Dan: walks in
Phil: LOOK HAHAHA
dan: walks out
Im terrified, he doesn’t even know what HAIRSTYLE HES GOING FOR IM SO SCARED
We need Dan's reaction to this, since he is the one who has to look at your head 24/7
Brad Mondo is crying in a corner
Send this video to him
Omg he should react to this
I said he might have a heart attack lol
Reaction 👏🏼 video 👏🏼 when 👏🏼
I NEED to see him react to this omgg
is the reason why he hasnt uploaded in almost a month bc hes trying to get his hair better from this mess? dshdshds
When I saw this I immediately said “oh no Phil”
cat coz SAME. I WAS LIKE THIS IS NOT GOING TO GO WELL
"How much is too much?"
me, screaming: That much, THAT much, *STOP NOW STOOPPP*
Phil: "I'm not going to dye my hair black ever again"
"..."
*dyes hair black *
Joschi Saurus *cough cough* it actually shines blue in the sunlight hehe
İ luw his ginger hair nuu dusbdidns
*Bluack.
Whoever disliked this tried to give themselves bangs and failed miserably
Got triggered by terrible hair cuts and went ‘NO!’ *in Phil’s angry Russian ‘no’*
“Everyone now has completely wild hair”
Me, brushing out a knot I’ve had in my hair for a month now: I’m unsure of what you mean-
Yay its not just me! Mine is so tangled 😂
Mine's a messy mullet so i feel ya
same....
Brad Mondo is dying, cringing and screaming in his chair
I need him to react to Phil and to Molly Burke dying her hair(even though the color she used didn’t do much)
I thought the same!
can he please react
I already tagged him few times on twitter and sent the video to him on Insta, if we all do this he may react!! Let's do it guys!!
I was thinking about him this entire video. I was like “someone send this brad to react to PLEASE!”
phil knowing he’s messing up yet still continuing the same thing was a mood
Diamondust it's the energy I want to achieve
Me with my art. No wait. Me with everything 😅
Lo la de
EVERY CUT IS CAUSING ME PHYSICAL PAIN, PHIL.
"Every cut causes me physical pain"
Us too, Phil, us too. Literally watched this with my hands over my eyes looking through the space between my fingers
Thats exactly what I did
"Why does the right side looks ok and the left one is a disaster?" says the right-handed men with scissors in his right hand
Phil every 2 seconds: *grabs scissors* Let's just chop some more.
Also Phil: I need to stop.
Also Also Phil: *CHOP CHOP CHOP*
The fact he categorizes cutting his hair as a 'craft project" 😂