Oh my gay I just remembered something There was this one day where I needed to pee A LOT. Like I peed around 5 times in the space of an hour and I was like 'wtf?? I haven't even drank anything' Then I remembered this thing I saw about symptoms of stress and how one of them was peeing a lot and I was like 'O H'
Ava Menard ok ok am I crazy or didn’t Phil say he had a crush on his hairdresser before? Back then he referred to them as a female but maybe they weren’t? Idk it’s not my business and I don’t need an answer but I just want someone to reassure me that it wasn’t just a fever dream.
Ope, well I mean after phil said it for some reason, I can totally see him having his own toilet cleaning company and calling it lester’s toilet cleaning company haha
**cries in forgetful and sleep deprived** though I suppose I don't forget to brush my teeth super often I gave up on wearing my retainers like I should though.
gay people are just funnier than straight people, it's just a proven scientific fact (source: i am a scientist, i'm absolutely not lying, this is true, i got my phd at the university of science)
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD. RIGHT AS HE DID THE "KISSED SOMEONE MARRIED" HE SEGWAYED RIGHT INTO "ALRIGHT WELL...HERE'S THE THING" AND I GOT AN AD Hdafhadfhdafh THAT WAS THE MOST COMICAL MOMENT I'VE EVER WITNESSED FROM PHIL LOL
"might as well just title this video pee" my stupid immiture sense of humour made me laugh at this for a good five minutes. i just kept thinking about how out of context it would be getting a notification: _amazingPhil just uploaded: _*_P e e_*
Phil: never have I ever kissed someone married? Me: Phil won't have done that he's too pure Phil: so here's the thing... Me: MCFRICKENSCUSE ME?! Edit 1.2k LIKES?! HOW THE FLUFF?!
No one: Not a single soul: Phil: I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably go out and get one because I am what? Sickening! You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl. Baby everything I've had, I've worked for and I've gotten myself. I built myself from the ground up, you ducking witch!
The contrast between Phil's constant chaotic/good-energy and the tranquility of his Bob Ross behind a scented Aquarius candle is quite... Overwhelming.
The sugar daddy quote Phil wouldn’t say: “I don't have a sugar daddy, I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably can go out and get one, because I AM WHAT? SICKENING. You could never have a sugar daddy because you are NOT. THAT. KIND. OF. GIRL. Baby, everything I've had I worked for, and I've gotten myself. I built myself from the ground up, F*CKING B*TCH!” Thank you for coming to my TED Talk 😂😂
*Never have I ever kissed someone married* “That’s a dodgy one to admit to if you’re playing this in a group. Okay, here’s the thing-“ **insert ad about Trump here**
“kissed someone married... that’s a dodgy thing to admit to....
here’s the thing.”
I'm wheezing that's so true
Phil kissing a woman about to be married just so he can pee is such a Phil thing. I stan.
BlockyLZ seeing this comment with no context is jarring
BlockyLZ read this before watching the video.
I just clicked on this video and this is the first thing I see...
Why hello there 😂😂
Alex Bancroft hello. Lmao people are liking my comment and I am scared. But you know I stand by my statement. I stan.
“I’m gay”
“She’s twice my age”
“I have to pee.”
My three modes
I am all three all the time
I feel this on an emotional level.
Oh my gay I just remembered something
There was this one day where I needed to pee A LOT. Like I peed around 5 times in the space of an hour and I was like 'wtf?? I haven't even drank anything'
Then I remembered this thing I saw about symptoms of stress and how one of them was peeing a lot and I was like 'O H'
mood
Lesbians who like older women and water sports... nevermind I cannot finish the thought
the kissy woman: KISS ME
phil: but.......g....a....y........
"Lots of things running through my head, I'm gaY....
Moood
*beware the kissy woman*
@@yeevee_ I wish I could like this comment a thousand times.
gAy
"kissed someone married"
"that's a dodgy thing to admit to"
"... here's the thing-"
*ad plays*
RIGHT
my. my soul will ascend to the heavens
I feel kinda bad cus she basically pressured him to 😕
GirlxMoans harassment right
TiredTurtle EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. I WAS LIKE PHIL WHAT
Hearing Phil say “I’m gay” so casually during an answer made me really proud for some reason
i literally went "🥺"because he's out and it's not a rumour anymore
I'm still so proud of him for finally feeling comfortable enough to come out 🥺🥺
🥺🥺🥺
@@daydreams-of-death Of course...isn't everybody!
It's so cathartic to hear someone you've loved for years be so out there and proud
question: have you ever questioned your heterosexuality?
phil: bold of you to assume i even had heterosexuality to question
i laphed soooooooooooo hard.
pahahahhahaha
OMG YES
Mooood
Ava Menard ok ok am I crazy or didn’t Phil say he had a crush on his hairdresser before? Back then he referred to them as a female but maybe they weren’t? Idk it’s not my business and I don’t need an answer but I just want someone to reassure me that it wasn’t just a fever dream.
“never have i ever questioned my heterosexuality” bold of u to assume i’m straight.
that was exactly what I said XD
Yeah, same.
i absolutely lost it at that point *cries from laughter*
"i'm gay, she's twice my age, i need to pee" has the same energy as "i am homeless, i am gay, i have AIDs, i'm new in town"
Martina Chooffey he pushed me
"there are no interesting guys in Manhattan!"
"I know a guy who's *new in town* "
"Name 3 other things about him-"
aH yes!!!!
What is that a reference to? It sounds interesting
@@nickythecrisp5041 one of John Mulaney's comedy specials on Netflix. I recommend
"never have i ever: doubted my heterosexuality"
I'm sorry what heterosexuality
Bi Clikkie Same
+
Me
Ha that's a mood
Heterosexuality? I don't know HER!
Phil: “I don’t want to get demonetized”
Also Phil: *shouts out window* foxes! Can you please stop having sex outside my window?
Wow thanks for all the likes haha
@@lauriedell813 phil liked ur comment
Kelly F AHHH
kinda gives me “can u please get murdered on a different road i’m trying to FilM” please tell me some one gets this lol
@@zephcore "can y0u pLeeeeeAse get murderrrred on a different street, I'm trying to to FiLMmMmM"
Game: "Never have I ever kissed someone married"
Phil: "That's a dodgy thing to admit to"
...
Phil: "Okay here's the thing..."
I got an ad right after that line and lost my shit lmao
Slurp Dirt
BRO S A M E
Slurp Dirt OMG I read this and then when I got to that part I got an add lol!
“What toilet cleaner are you?”
Phil Lester everybody
Never heard of that brand of toilet cleaner. Sounds useful.
Ope, well I mean after phil said it for some reason, I can totally see him having his own toilet cleaning company and calling it lester’s toilet cleaning company haha
@@Faith-qh7js xD...
I self identify as a plunger
Never have I ever dyed the bath water:
Me: oh like with a bath bomb?
Phil: with pee?
We went in two different directions there
Kait-sune I thought that too and I was like oh yeah he’s used a bath bomb before and then he went off about pee and I was like wot
I was thinking hair dye!
i thought it was talking about food colouring 0-0
I thought "scrub scrub scrub till the water's brown.:
tw periods
i was thinking period blood um
Moral of the story: University Phil went through a Lot
that's just how uni is
yep
I read “moral of the story” exactly when Phil said it
"never have i ever killed someone"
philip quick question where is daniel?
*Hey what's up you guys yes*
He's dead phil killed him
@@thegayestgoth and then there's Dan! He's dead. He's dead! Daniel's dead! Whoo hoo 🎉
Oh fuck
The Cherry fic came true
It's literally impossible not to read this in a british accent.
Let us all take a moment to appreciate his Bob Ross painting
He also put the pickle and useless box back there. The holy trinity of props from Phil's videos
Wolf Animation lets appreciate
How much editing all his amazing videos take to edit!
I feel like no one ever mentions how good it is
AlexBamZ 05 Music honestly
True
... I literally didn't notice it's in the background before I read this comment
From far away it actually doesn’t look that bad 🤔
i’m gonna make “hit me up for some pancake lovin” my new tinder bio
peach xo 😆
*"I want to go somewhere where its less public to... Fondle"*
Why is this the man that we have all choosen to love
IDK THAT WHOLE PART WAS JUST BEYOND WEIRD AND LOVELY AT THE SAME TIME
AnnaDoesStuff - His additude
f o n d l e
There are some people who are so pure that they can literally say anything and it's still fine
because he's nice to EVERYONE
because he's one of the og youtube nerds
and b/c he fixed Dan
never have i ever: eaten dan’s cereal
kayleigh guscott this is an underrated comment
he would never commit such a horrendous crime
metaphoricbirds ohh never you’d have to be a mad lad to do such a thing
lol
kayleigh guscott oh boy that sure would be scandalous wouldn’t it
imagine screaming in genuine fear and someone yells “stop having fox sex”
I'm crying from laughing so hard
this one comment is killing me
😂😂
hello there fellow starkid
Julia Walker fellow starkid!!
Let’s all be honest, there probably was a man in Phil’s shed, and that man was probably Daniel Howell looking for some editing tips.
A M phil trash number one 😌
@@shmudkip IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
I wanna like this but it's at 69 again
@@brooklyn9923 I love your cooking show!
@@nessalossehelim5026 thanks! Real shame about the ending tho ngl
"Kissed someone married"
Me: there's no way he's done that
Phil: wait actually...
@@knockoffcelina holy cheese balls! Gracias!!!
“Never have I ever doubted my heterosexuality”
Everyone: hA
Phil: bold of you to assume I had heterosexuality to question
“yeah i totally smoked 9 weeds while making out with a supermodel and skipping class.... 𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝"
this is most of the people in my school
Same
oh yeah? But did they do it NAKED??
Isabel A. knowing some of the guys, probably
"Never have I eve not cleaned my teeth for 48 hours"
Phil "Ewww gross!"
Laughs in depressed
Ha try two weeks. These days I'm worried about starting to brush them daily again in case they get tooth whiplash and dissolve or something
*_THIS!_*
Toothpaste makes me gag so I don’t brush my teeth everyday cause I am afraid I will throw up one of these time
@@ghost-bc1fn girl chill it's not a competition.
lol same. but hey i’m about to take a shower right now! :D progress.
‘Didn’t clean teeth for longer than 48 hours’
Phil; what’s wrong with you that’s disgusting
Me: *laughs in depression*
Nina Zandleven mood
**cries in forgetful and sleep deprived** though I suppose I don't forget to brush my teeth super often I gave up on wearing my retainers like I should though.
SAME
DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS
Me.
"i dont want to be the guy who puts his hands down his pants"
*flashbacks to that one baking video*
S A M E
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What baking video!?
@@kaz1819 it was the conjoined spooky baking one, Dan got a wedgie... just go watch it
@@kaz1819 i think it was how to make christmas cookies
Why is no one talking about his hair?? Like?? It’s not black anymore, and it looks friggin amazing
It does look amazing.
Yeah he addressed it in one of his live streams. It’s pretty great
He still dyes it black but not as much as he used to,
Briana Duran where can you watch the live streams?
I was like woah I forgot black isn’t his natural color. I love it! Such a nice auburn/brown.
“Fondling”
“Pee”
“Tongue session”
“Can you stop having sex outside my window, Mr. Fox?”
Good heavens what is this video
Rated R this video
he is truly a mad lad
the maddest of the laddests
It's 2020 Phil and you better be scared
Charlotte Kwong don’t forget suductivley whispering “pancakes “
i like how you never actually answered “killed someone” lol where’s dan
I'm laughing so hard right now you don't understand
"where's dan" sdsfhkljdsl
/where's dan/
OH MY GOSH IM CACKLING
_where’s dan?_
running tf away from being in vidcon by going to la alone
U made me actually laugh instead of breathe air out of my nose rly hard
Website: never have I ever kissed someone MARRIED
Phil: so here’s the thing...
Me: wHaT!!
" im gay
shes twice my age
i need to pee"
those are the only thoughts that go through my head
many thoughts head full
Skinni
Me @ my band teacher 😂
Phil you never actually answered whether or not you've killed someone..
😲
Technically they killed Dill and tabitha
he also didn't say whether he's locked someone in a room or not. Things are adding up...
To be fair he never does...
He also hasnt answered the sugar daddy question ^^
no one:
phil: *t o n g u e s e s s i o n*
never have i ever doubted my heterosexuality
phil: *gay laughter*
“Boob milk” should be what it’s called.
imagine not wanting to taste titty milk smh
Titty sauce
My cousins son asked me while I was breast feeding my newborn, if he was drinking milk or juice lmao
Phils answer to the kissing someone who's married is me having social awkwardness and not knowing how to deal with it
me too lol
How is it even possible that Out Phil is even funnier than “sTrAigHt” Phil????
Because he's more himself.
and he never said he was straight, people just assume that and it pisses me off
Hes more comfortable
gay people are just funnier than straight people, it's just a proven scientific fact (source: i am a scientist, i'm absolutely not lying, this is true, i got my phd at the university of science)
@@kaileyharris4292 we have the same name
ah yes,storytimes with phil wich commonly include:
1.pee
2.homosexuality
3.weird photos
love it
no one:
not even dan:
phil: over the new year... PERIOD
merakj “not even dan” Y E S
SOBS PHIL LESTER IM NOT OK-
I love how freely Phil can now say the words "I'm gay" On camera it's adorable
Phil: have I ever killed someone. Imagine if I said yes.
Doesn’t say no
Phil: I just didn't want creepy people whispering pancake into my ear
Me: *ELIZA*
HIS UNIVERSITY TRAUMATIC PRANK WAS A GLIMPSE OF THE FUTURE.
PANCAKES WAS ALWAYS THERE. AND ALWAYS WILL BE. NO ONE CAN ESCAPE
I MISS
and peggy....
*Don’t think we didn’t notice u avoiding the “killed someone” question Philip*
*hey whats up you guys yes*
@@MrsLois29 why are you replying that to everyone
@@mysterysunfurled do you not get the joke lol
*where the hell is dan*
@@MrsLois29 s h a n e
* Never have I ever kissed someone...married *
“Okay here’s the thing...”
* ad *
*ME: WHAT HAPPENED*
Sameee
bruh an ad that was about a web toon or something but it was talking about cheating 😭
oop i have ad blocker (but i will say for half a sec i was thinkng... THEYRE MARRIED THEYRE MARRIED THEYRE MARRIED...) *cough* *cough* i mean WHAT
SophiaLondon I mean I truly think they are going to reveal somthing in 2020.
@@BenjiNights ME TOO DHFDSFJSLFJ
“Smoked nine weeds” is going to be my senior quote
I just happily giggled out loud on that, thanks.
Honestly, it sounds like the only way anyone could survive high school
Felt that
Also, hi army!
SavxBts always happy to find another army :)
“Let’s see how dirty we- OH.”
“Also no comment.”
This is why we stan Phil
The website: Never have I ever kissed someone married.
Phil: okay so here's the thing-
*ad pops up*
I'm so scandalous, I've kissed someone who's married. My husband.
*gasp*
Le gasp
Oh my!
The village elders will hear of this!
*gAsP*
"Yeah I totally smoked nine weeds while kissing a supermodel while skipping class... NAKED!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That needs to be on a t-shirt!
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD. RIGHT AS HE DID THE "KISSED SOMEONE MARRIED" HE SEGWAYED RIGHT INTO "ALRIGHT WELL...HERE'S THE THING" AND I GOT AN AD Hdafhadfhdafh THAT WAS THE MOST COMICAL MOMENT I'VE EVER WITNESSED FROM PHIL LOL
Same i was like WAHT HE DO and then i got two ads
@@kiaraloonen2154 LMFAO SAME WIG
No one:
Not a single soul:
Phil: EVER FINGERED YOUR MOUTH?
"might as well just title this video pee"
my stupid immiture sense of humour made me laugh at this for a good five minutes. i just kept thinking about how out of context it would be getting a notification:
_amazingPhil just uploaded: _*_P e e_*
Josieee I love that
THIS needs more likes. I don't laugh often, but my sleep-deprived ass just took a good 3-5 minutes to laugh while a single tear rolled down my cheek
Sameee
Peen by Crank
@@shadowcattt *P E E SAUNA*
phil: mom im about to fall into a volcano help me!!!!
phil’s mom: okay but what are you wearing phil?
Also Phil: Pyjamas
"Uh, khakis."
phil being personally offended about “never having used an emoji while texting” is such a phil kind of mood.
He never clarified he DIDNT have a sugar daddy
he IS the sugar daddy
I was thinking of those delicious caramel suckers.
Tim Allen he’s dan’s sugar daddy
Harold from the creepy email came really close to suggesting becoming his sugar daddy. Does that count?
is £2000 meal not a proof ???
No one:
Phil: over the new year
P E R I O D
periodt
"doubted my heterosexuality" whats that? we dont speak hetero here luv
yasmin what is this...hetero... you speak of?
something only the Straight™ understand i think. can't relate tho
phil you didn’t answer the killing someone question where the hell is dan
CRAFTASTIC DIY oh... no... PHIL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
*hey whats up you guys yes*
new: people around world are currently changing their password at lightning speeds after being exposed
I like how this is saying that most Phil fans use the password "password".
acegeek tbh there was a time where i couldn’t come up with a password so i did use password LOL
Phil: never have I ever kissed someone married?
Me: Phil won't have done that he's too pure
Phil: so here's the thing...
Me: MCFRICKENSCUSE ME?!
Edit
1.2k LIKES?! HOW THE FLUFF?!
I love that he had a story for that, luckily that would just be a plain no from most people^^
“never have i ever doubted my heterosexuality”
*stares into the camera like it’s the office*
0:16 seconds in and he already can’t talk hahshdj
“Have you ever doubted your heterosexuality”
*stares at Phil*
“Locked someone in a room”
**doesn’t answer**
“Killed someone”
*no comment*
Phil, where’s Dan?
Dan?!!
@@annafoden4218 😂😂
Nervous laughter can be slightly heard
👀
Who?
"One of the most angry I got"
Ah yes a single angry
No one:
Not a single soul:
Phil: I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably go out and get one because I am what? Sickening! You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl. Baby everything I've had, I've worked for and I've gotten myself. I built myself from the ground up, you ducking witch!
i’m chortling
I understand this reference, and I love it
the _fact_ that phil hearted this
I freaking love you so much for that
OMG YES😫✊️👏👏👏 i STaN ShAnGELa
My brain: his hair is different his hair is different HiS HAir IS DIFFERENT
that was LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I NOTICED
That’s why I clicked. I loved his black hair.
Running title “let’s talk about my pee stories”
no one:
literally not even one soul:
phil: pee,,, amirite
underrated
No one:
Phil throughout this video: "so in university-"
Was anyone else so confused for a bit when he just said PERIOD in the middle of a sentence? 0:02.
He meant the new year period of time lol
I understand the context he was using it in but I’ve been watching him for so long that I honestly wouldn’t even notice at this point
Period as in time period ... not like PERIODT lol
Nikisha Reddy I wish it was 😂
Period doesn't mean the punctuation here. That's a full stop.
And 'period' has a lot of other meanings e.g. 'a period of time'
1:56 “i could do the whole drag race quote right now” PLEASE
that moment when you’re gay and need to pee and some random woman says she needs to kiss you
Phil: Never Have I Ever!
Me: ... shown us the pure ginger
my dad is watching this with me and he laughed SO loud at "9 weeds" so i thought you should know that
I had totally forgot that he had come out so for a second I was “WHAT” then I remembered. Love you phil
"Kissed someone married"
Phil: So here's the th(ad plays)
Me: furiously shakes laptop and yells "TELL ME"
Did this actually happen?
This happened to me too frickin Aussie Adverts
michael mc donnell deadass I thought he was going to say he WAS married
@@robinhascoolboots9863 Trombone fail noise
*inserts loki gif*
*"Pervy self-butt fondler"*
Is my new go-to insult
And yes, cats do chase people.
;-;
Is no one going to mention that “dyed the bath water” refers to coloring for a bubble bath?
Or a bath bomb for that matter. Piss water...
@@CloudsAndDays a piss bomb
“period” phil has evolved
i like how the majority of this video is just phil admitting to somehow even more specific and weird things that he wasn't even asked
The contrast between Phil's constant chaotic/good-energy and the tranquility of his Bob Ross behind a scented Aquarius candle is quite... Overwhelming.
"lots of things went though my mind: *im g a y* "
i really felt that one
Oof same
Bi Clikkie same lmao
your profile picture is perfection
@@missbeliever9105 your user is superior tho
this video is not titled “Pee” i’m disappointed
A- are we going to mention the fact that he didn't say he *hadn't* killed someone?
...so where's dan?? did phil kill him?? hahah.. just kidding... unless????
‘yeah i totally smoked nine weeds’ phil has never done drugs, has he.
It was a joke
:) i know
What do you mean? He smoked 9 weeds!
is that a weed
chris is that a weed
Never has Phil ever single handedly held up the entire phandom
I cannot BELIEVE the things that happen to Phil like A RANDOM BRIDE KISSED HIM ON THE STAIRS?? Why does he attract crazy people?
“what,, toilet cleaner are you?”
Everyone who got here early: I am SPEED
*_YE_*
I was fourth because I got scared and didn’t know what to say
SPEED IS KEY
after watching the video, just sPEEd apparently
SONIC 2020
The sugar daddy quote Phil wouldn’t say: “I don't have a sugar daddy, I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably can go out and get one, because I AM WHAT? SICKENING. You could never have a sugar daddy because you are NOT. THAT. KIND. OF. GIRL. Baby, everything I've had I worked for, and I've gotten myself. I built myself from the ground up, F*CKING B*TCH!” Thank you for coming to my TED Talk 😂😂
Sarah Brown YES THANK YOU
this yodelling pickle in the background.... i didn’t miss it
Phil trying to say never have i ever:
Also phil: *bo o b m i l k*
"Never have I ever, Dyed the bath water"
Me: oh like bath bombs?
Phil: pEe
🤦🏻♀️
Phil: "Over the new year period..."
Me: *has flashbacks to have a festive period*
Your profile picture accurately describes your comment 😂
Phil: is a pure bean.
Also Phil: talks about wedgies in depth for like 5 minutes
*Never have I ever kissed someone married*
“That’s a dodgy one to admit to if you’re playing this in a group. Okay, here’s the thing-“
**insert ad about Trump here**
mine was “WHY DO RIDICULOUS DEALS NEED RIDICULOUS ADVERTS”
Phil: Why is every question about pee?
Me: People have weird kinks, Phillip...
omo is the least of the weirdest of kinks imo
Party Poison.
@@thefamilydisappointment0 someone said it, thank you