Zach Galifianakis Monologue: Monologue of Song - Saturday Night Live

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  • @Twitch0n3
    @Twitch0n3 10 років тому +386

    the world needs another zach galifianakis stand up dvd.

    • @davidhallett9460
      @davidhallett9460 5 років тому +1

      @George Georgia Nah that's greedy bro! This amount of condensed quality will last me for a lifetime. Galifianakis' are for ever! I'm drunk, I want more too tongueface

    • @trenpire
      @trenpire 4 роки тому

      Fax

  • @danidakota276
    @danidakota276 10 років тому +239

    Zach is absolutely great and amazingly talented. He is so different from all the other comedians, original and true. His sense of humor is brutally honest, a bit weird,but crazy funny and his every joke is a winner. He's a genius.

  • @ellendinkelmann9342
    @ellendinkelmann9342 10 років тому +437

    He has the funniest sense of humor.

    • @bhunji1850
      @bhunji1850 7 років тому +1

      "Hey that's the guy from Hangover" is his humor.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 3 роки тому

      I love that list of looks 😂

  • @RedmayneDeadmayne
    @RedmayneDeadmayne 3 роки тому +88

    Genuinely impressed with how well the band joined and blended themselves in perfectly. Accentuating the notes after a punchline and quickly quieting solemly for the next setup, really really well done

  • @tylerleswing
    @tylerleswing 4 роки тому +37

    The music when the band comes in is actually pretty sweet

  • @SigWahrheit
    @SigWahrheit 9 років тому +85

    "He died of high fiving"
    fucking laughed for a good minute

    • @Michael_Michaels
      @Michael_Michaels 9 років тому +5

      +SigWahrheit you missed the time reference: 6:47

  • @siamakgilak3475
    @siamakgilak3475 5 років тому +334

    "I live in Brooklyn and um..."
    *audience applaud
    *
    "and I hate it."
    Thank you Zach for that.

  • @iamjustamazin
    @iamjustamazin 10 років тому +523

    I am on an SNL monologue spree....and gotta say, this seems like the best one!

    • @odradekk
      @odradekk 6 років тому +2

      Vladimir Makarov sure that

    • @simeon7450
      @simeon7450 4 роки тому +1

      you are kidding right?

    • @Mitch19222
      @Mitch19222 4 роки тому +23

      Louis ck's are pretty amazing

    • @joefelice5062
      @joefelice5062 4 роки тому +1

      Vince Vaughn where he goes into the audience.

    • @bradlloyd6261
      @bradlloyd6261 4 роки тому

      It is!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tawandaJerry
    @tawandaJerry 11 років тому +208

    Best monologue ever

    • @ollihro82
      @ollihro82 9 років тому

      its good bit its the same for 10 years... except it always was "a ticket for being a whussy" not a gaylord.
      there are several shows that csn be found on youtube

  • @Nickel138
    @Nickel138 4 роки тому +94

    “Hoobastank is here! No? Who is it?” That’s an amazing joke for so many reasons.

    • @yasisoufi
      @yasisoufi 4 роки тому +2

      I died!! It was great!

    • @scottuto
      @scottuto 4 роки тому +1

      fuck that it was a tease

    • @AndreasDevig
      @AndreasDevig 4 роки тому +9

      Who... bah-stank

    • @jennacross973
      @jennacross973 4 роки тому +10

      Heard this when it first came out... And years later I still randomly use this joke in places . And no one ever gets it 😂 which just cracks me up more .

    • @brianbrant6079
      @brianbrant6079 3 роки тому +7

      And the reason is you.

  • @zajacattack
    @zajacattack 3 роки тому +62

    "Kilometers Davis" is the greatest joke and the crowd does not appreciate it enough

    • @italoblu
      @italoblu 2 роки тому +8

      They appreciated it fine, just say you like the joke and move on.

    • @enjolras76
      @enjolras76 2 роки тому +1

      nup its sad, right?

    • @RS54321
      @RS54321 Рік тому +3

      This Canuck greatly appreciated it. 🍁

  • @viralbhalla
    @viralbhalla 8 років тому +85

    one of the best SNL monologues ever!!

  • @nikolaskivilahti9343
    @nikolaskivilahti9343 4 роки тому +14

    This man is so good to the world. Gentle and wonderful.

  • @towedarray7217
    @towedarray7217 4 роки тому +24

    One of the best monologues in the history of this show. I mean it. He is so good.

  • @OyonikaAkinoyo
    @OyonikaAkinoyo 10 років тому +77

    "I'm Greek. This isn't a beard. This is part of my eyebrow".. :')

  • @enzomaxfranklin1373
    @enzomaxfranklin1373 9 років тому +72

    When he said "hey everybody here comes the chuchu" the subtitles said ...
    "Okay"

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen19 2 роки тому +6

    imagine the control room going "Zoom out camera 3, so we can see him tugging himself as the choo choo arrives"

  • @Gr8Layks
    @Gr8Layks 10 років тому +108

    One of the best SNL monologues of ALL TIME!

  • @w336o4
    @w336o4 3 роки тому +11

    I've wayched a lot of SNL this is one of the best monologues of the modern era. Just lots of great jokes delivered perfectly.

  • @konstantswank
    @konstantswank 5 років тому +22

    "I like dark comedy. That's why I like the Wayans brothers" 🤣

  • @SS-dh5nt
    @SS-dh5nt Рік тому +5

    I cannot get enough of this guy 😂

  • @arjunviswam
    @arjunviswam 4 роки тому +14

    Omg , i forgot how good this monologue was . Most underrated one ever

    • @gardenlover9663
      @gardenlover9663 3 роки тому

      I am counting every "this is underrated" comment. This is no. 5.

  • @sbalcooldlamini6867
    @sbalcooldlamini6867 8 років тому +19

    "applying chapstick daintly..."😂😂😂😂

  • @lidette711
    @lidette711 7 років тому +83

    Kilometers Davis! XD

    • @orestispalampougioukis6043
      @orestispalampougioukis6043 5 років тому

      Can someone explain that to me? I am missing the reference.

    • @alikolik8984
      @alikolik8984 5 років тому

      Orestis Palampougioukis in Canada they use kilometer instead of miles like U.S.

    • @230leo8
      @230leo8 4 роки тому

      @@alikolik8984 also miles davis is a jazz musician, so he made the joke.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 4 роки тому +1

      @@orestispalampougioukis6043 IRA a play on words, Miles is a name & a form if measurement used in us, but others use the metric system

  • @pronemanoldbutyoung5548
    @pronemanoldbutyoung5548 5 років тому +11

    Wow a tribute to Victor Borge! ”Myles Davis, Kilometers Davis” 😂 You sir, Zach, just rose a few steps!

  • @roloug95
    @roloug95 10 років тому +26

    HEY EVERYBODY HERE COMES THE CHOO CHOO

  • @viennx
    @viennx 10 років тому +80

    'look i'm greek this is not a beard this is part of my eyebrow' hahahahahahaha WTF

    • @infamoust.7500
      @infamoust.7500 10 років тому +2

      as a greek,i dont get this at all because its inaccurate

    • @carlosgustafsson9393
      @carlosgustafsson9393 10 років тому

      It's very accurate u Greeks have a lot of eyebrow hair hahahaha

    • @infamoust.7500
      @infamoust.7500 10 років тому

      i dont know,its normal like almost every other country,not hating or anything i just dont get this.Whatever..

    • @carlosgustafsson9393
      @carlosgustafsson9393 10 років тому +1

      InFamous T. haha im joking mate, greece done well in the world cup but they should've beat costa rice m8

    • @infamoust.7500
      @infamoust.7500 10 років тому

      yeah that was a disaster :P

  • @Noneofthateverhappened
    @Noneofthateverhappened 7 років тому +4

    Love you, Zach. You're the greatest.

  • @The-Study-Shed
    @The-Study-Shed 6 років тому +9

    Damn, this guy is a legend! one of the best monologues for sure

  • @grandmotherproductions9380
    @grandmotherproductions9380 2 роки тому +3

    Oh man, that choo choo line kills me. I'm laughing while writing this

  • @bertkylian
    @bertkylian 6 років тому +9

    "Oh you outta that one? Just give me the vice president of ultimate frisbee" HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

  • @chadembrace
    @chadembrace 8 років тому +29

    at 6:48 you can hear somebody playing a wind instrument let out a laugh

  • @jamesren4665
    @jamesren4665 4 роки тому +4

    I could listen to the instrumentals all night.

  • @3squ1l0
    @3squ1l0 2 роки тому +3

    0:13 Can we all just appreciate the unsolicited ass tap attaboy by Zach, the extra vibe the bassist entered to stay on rhythm to counter the distraction, and the chuckle from the lead guitarist for witnessing it all happen live?

  • @epvtrinidad
    @epvtrinidad 9 років тому +11

    4:04-4:09 solid gold -- Between Two Ferns reference

  • @shahemasoyan9129
    @shahemasoyan9129 6 років тому +3

    One of the best SNL monologues, creative and funny!!

  • @LarryParane
    @LarryParane 7 років тому +8

    This is a solid monologue and definitely on Top 10 all-time

  • @imagicrockstar1122
    @imagicrockstar1122 4 роки тому +1

    Such a great monologue. I'm from charlotte nc and Zack is from wilkesboro nc. Inspirational.

  • @noodlehead69
    @noodlehead69 Рік тому +1

    I really like the piano music he's playing. It's beautiful and calming. Very nice.

    • @PolyQuasi
      @PolyQuasi Місяць тому

      I could seriously do with an instrumental Galifinakis record/channel/whatnot

  • @prakitk
    @prakitk 5 років тому +7

    Damn! Good saxphone solo at the intro!

  • @michaelnewman3671
    @michaelnewman3671 Рік тому

    “Kilometer Davis” lmao I love seeing this randomly pop on my feed. Such a icon. He’s such an underrated comic.

  • @annamarie6712
    @annamarie6712 10 років тому +7

    This monologue was just soooo funny, too many good bits to quote, lol @ I'm Greek this isn't a beard it's just part of my eyebrow!

  • @matthewsnyder674
    @matthewsnyder674 9 місяців тому +1

    this is the greatest thing i've ever seen

  • @elvisjimpa100
    @elvisjimpa100 5 років тому +2

    Zach is a honest guy.He just have a werry ironical and sarcastic attitude and dry humor.People with his Comedy style are often intelligent.He can analyze comedians and jump from style to style just by being himself in a natural way and i think thats werry impressive.The tradical thing is that its not Zach that are weird.Its the people that are stupid.I know exactly what he are saying in every joke even if he are sarcastic or not.Its not hard to read between the line if you are a good people person.Sorry but i just dont think people need to call a guy weird when he clearly make more sens then most people.

  • @ericmsandoval
    @ericmsandoval 3 роки тому +8

    The band joining in with him is actually very very good lol

  • @hellrazer7681
    @hellrazer7681 6 років тому +7

    That eye contact at the piano though

  • @TheGonzaloMagic
    @TheGonzaloMagic 8 років тому +6

    Everything he says in the piano is a top comment on youtube. This man is a greek god.

  • @bridgecross
    @bridgecross 2 роки тому +13

    I just realized, Zach Galifianakis is like Robin Williams if he wasn't manic. It's actually funnier.

  • @bokchoy997
    @bokchoy997 5 років тому +3

    Ok but the instrumental was so soothing...

  • @lola92393
    @lola92393 11 років тому +15

    my fav monologue

  • @TVBCStudios
    @TVBCStudios 2 роки тому +1

    Still watching this.....pure hilarious-ness!!!!!

  • @billystar1306
    @billystar1306 Рік тому

    "He died of high fiving..".. One of the best jokes in human history. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

  • @volleyboggs
    @volleyboggs 2 місяці тому

    I’ve already seen this multiple times and this just got recommended by UA-cam. Is he coming back as a host? That would be epic!

  • @MatusDubrava
    @MatusDubrava 4 роки тому

    zach for the win. last 1-2 weeks searching for videos him doing the best satire parody these days for me

  • @albertcallwood5478
    @albertcallwood5478 4 роки тому +3

    Hey everybody here comes the choo-choo ........oh I’m dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @shilpaoommen4407
    @shilpaoommen4407 5 років тому +14

    "He died of high fiving"..😆😆

  • @snowdjagha
    @snowdjagha 11 років тому +1

    The piano part with the quick delivery jokes is genius!

  • @TheCraftMansion
    @TheCraftMansion 4 роки тому +4

    6:26 i laughed my ass off 😂😂😂

  • @agrarianarc
    @agrarianarc Рік тому

    One of the greatest

  • @viennx
    @viennx 10 років тому +9

    and apart from being the best comedian ever - he's an AMAZING pianist!

    • @drewwalker101
      @drewwalker101 3 роки тому

      He is only playing the black keys and it’s hard to sound bad if you just stick to those. I sent this 7 years ago but for some reason it just now posted

  • @faerieguts
    @faerieguts 5 місяців тому

    Revisiting cuz I caught his character in season 4 of Baskets say "Here comes the choo choo" as an aside re: the bullet train. Had a good giggle.

  • @jsteeles
    @jsteeles 4 роки тому

    love u zach

  • @jefffarmer5785
    @jefffarmer5785 Рік тому

    Hilarious, Witty, w/a dynamic/friendly personality... What a guy-!!! 🤔😁😆🤣👍✌

  • @asylumchoir4586
    @asylumchoir4586 4 роки тому +1

    I have been waiting to see this again for YEARS!!! Especially for the, “gaylord,” part.

  • @jakubmarszaek8330
    @jakubmarszaek8330 4 роки тому +1

    Lol. I like how he started. He was for while a writer for SNL

  • @VeryLoki
    @VeryLoki 3 роки тому

    this is one of my favourites.

  • @successmaharjan2906
    @successmaharjan2906 6 років тому +10

    Stop clapping stop clapping....... That was funny.

  • @Bigmummy13
    @Bigmummy13 3 роки тому

    Omg! Everything he says is platinum!

  • @davidmiller7232
    @davidmiller7232 2 роки тому

    He was in a high fiving accident. Genius. Hoobastank is here😂😂

  • @guanyu4u
    @guanyu4u 11 років тому +11

    I went to my high school reunion.. it was very weird, cuz I was home-schooled

  • @MattiaDeG
    @MattiaDeG 9 років тому +19

    Hey snl, here's a comedy lesson for you, try to learn.

  • @markozivanovic117
    @markozivanovic117 5 років тому +1

    That music was beautiful.

  • @natethegreat7821
    @natethegreat7821 4 роки тому

    How has this not even hit 1 million

  • @danw2940
    @danw2940 5 років тому

    Transcendent music with hilarious jokes. I think I just watched the best SNL monologue ever!!!

  • @milanpintar
    @milanpintar 9 місяців тому

    what a legend

  • @2nite782
    @2nite782 4 роки тому +220

    I hope everyone knows that he goes up there having nothing on his mind and then feeds off the pressure. He’s a comedy legend that got overshadowed by his movies.

    • @andresbarriga5305
      @andresbarriga5305 4 роки тому +9

      His stand-up is truly a thing to behold.

    • @cmomofilm
      @cmomofilm 3 роки тому +22

      I'm glad you believe that. There's 2 monitors, on the edge of the stage, to his left and right, which has his monologue on them. Theres also 1 in the camera.

    • @marks.3303
      @marks.3303 3 роки тому +16

      @@cmomofilm SNL doesn't use monitors or teleprompters. They use cue cards.

    • @mykmcgrane
      @mykmcgrane 3 роки тому +26

      Uhm... This is near-verbatim set from his Comedy Central Half Hour from 2001.

    • @thiagof9481
      @thiagof9481 3 роки тому +20

      Why people make up shit like that? You can watch his other videos here and see he used some of his old material. And there’s nothing wrong with that.

  • @DJElectraFry
    @DJElectraFry 2 роки тому

    I met him once, he was wearing a baby Pink polo shirt. Smoooooooth.

  • @laurentiudilja
    @laurentiudilja 10 років тому +1

    funny as hell! Love it! Best monologue at SNL I've ever seen!

  • @ronitchodhray
    @ronitchodhray 3 роки тому

    Best ever

  • @PauloSilva-ox7xt
    @PauloSilva-ox7xt 6 років тому +6

    The piano theme is really nice! Was he the one playing? If so he's good...

  • @b3An404
    @b3An404 7 років тому +2

    i didn't know he played piano. He's now 100% more attractive than he was before

  • @maxbonanno8652
    @maxbonanno8652 4 роки тому +6

    This is one of the best modern snl monologues

  • @andresguty
    @andresguty 4 роки тому +3

    “Kilometers Davis”

  • @ixcac.5752
    @ixcac.5752 11 років тому +2

    the one where he sings "Tomorrow" in a little orphan costume is way better

  • @ColocasiaCorm
    @ColocasiaCorm 3 роки тому

    i really enjoyed the music!

  • @2Cat90
    @2Cat90 Рік тому +1

    Zach is a genius. That's all I have to say about that.

  • @darkflora6948
    @darkflora6948 5 років тому

    he is talented great man

  • @jimmybrock7660
    @jimmybrock7660 3 роки тому

    Legendary..

  • @Robbthelytt
    @Robbthelytt 4 роки тому

    OMG! this was great!!!!

  • @douglasappleman2965
    @douglasappleman2965 2 роки тому

    HEY EVERYBODY, HERE COMES THE CHOO-CHOO!

  • @presence5426
    @presence5426 5 місяців тому

    This guy is a riot, lol.

  • @tinashekitchen1124
    @tinashekitchen1124 11 років тому +10

    Hoobastank is here hahaha

  • @phillipwhaley7759
    @phillipwhaley7759 3 роки тому +1

    zach galifianakis is sooo funny

  • @SaintMartins
    @SaintMartins Рік тому

    5:19 that sweet smooth jazzy music. Anyone know the name of the song ?

  • @fahrigonzo
    @fahrigonzo 6 років тому +1

    This music alone is just FUCK YES

  • @Turkiye958
    @Turkiye958 4 роки тому

    This guy is great 👍

  • @anandabraham1792
    @anandabraham1792 3 роки тому

    Best ever not just on snl

  • @denisecontreras1635
    @denisecontreras1635 3 роки тому

    you are great dont be late and rest his soul and many more but one day I will be in church but yes I will love you too see you

  • @Alex_1729
    @Alex_1729 8 років тому +66

    I like his originality, reminds me of Louis CK, but much more weird :D

    • @stairwaves
      @stairwaves 8 років тому +16

      you know between two ferns? its just genius. if you watch the epsiode with brad pitt you'll find something you'll like :D

  • @dealerovski82
    @dealerovski82 Рік тому

    Here comes the Choo Choo was actually a thing on the internet.